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57885600 No.57885600 [Reply] [Original]

She isn't even overtly sexual, but I have been less hard during sex than listening to some of her asmrs.

The only logical explination is that she is not a kirin, but in fact a succubus. That''s fine though, I accepted she has complete control over me years ago.


Fauna I miss you, and my dick is starting to hurt cause it's too full. Please come back

>> No.57885703

>>57885600
because she's a CONFIDENT, MATURE WOMAN

>> No.57885784

>>57885703
WHICH IS INCREDBLY SEXY! GOD I WANT A MATURE LOVING WIFE

>> No.57885882

>>57885600
She’s not a Kirin or a succubus, and she’s definitely NOT your friend.

silly sapling

>> No.57886193
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57886193

Oops oops

>> No.57886224

>>57885600
it's her medium tits and wide neck

>> No.57886265

>>57886193
sorry about that Fauna I just really enjoyed your ASMR, thanks

>> No.57886946

>>57885600
>mother nature wants you to reproduce like she intended
That's why

>> No.57887118
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57887118

>>57885600
>I have been less hard during sex
FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>> No.57887237

>>57886193
koyori...

>> No.57887413

>>57887118
sapling, i'm sorry but it's time you learned the truth. The rest of us all slept with aunt risu, but we ditched you because you weren't cool enough

>> No.57887720

because you're a cuck

>> No.57887848

>>57887413
Enjoy your rabies, faggot.

>> No.57887965

>>57885882
Good thing I'm not a sapling, so I can't be not-friendzoned. She's just another hole for me, a chad

>> No.57888905

>>57887413
Is Auntie Risu good in bed?

>> No.57889881
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57889881

>>57885600
>>57887720
>>57887965

>> No.57889923
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57889923

>>57885882

>> No.57890594

>>57885703
That is the truth

>> No.57890720

>>57887965
Please don't imagine things that aren't true. She's not a hole to you, you are the hole for her to stretch out and dump on the street. You'll be in for quite a surprise if you don't believe me.

>> No.57890782

>>57889881
It's really obvious this time because there's literally a sapling containment thread alive right now.

>> No.57891550

>>57888905
Very

>> No.57893672

>>57885600
You have an Oedipus Complex.

>> No.57896968

>>57890720
That sounds hot. Tell me more…

>> No.57898351

>>57885703
fpbp

>> No.57898608

She's hot.
Sexy voice, sexy model, knows to give a lil fan service.

>> No.57901750

>>57898608
>She's hot.
indeed

>> No.57902935

>>57889881
Kill yourself moomposter, you're obviously mentally ill

>> No.57905064

>>57902935
You’re definitely more mentally ill than he is

>> No.57905234

>>57887118
Sex doesn't magically turn you into a normalfag. If you're already broken, you're here forever.

>> No.57905587

>>57885600
Couple reasons.
While she doesn’t act “sexual,” she does act warm and supportive in a feminine, “I love you just the way you are” kind of way. For a lot of men, this behavior induces hyper arousal to an insane degree, as what turns them on more than anything is feeling desired and appreciated.
She also imitates many of the behaviors common in real flirting: constant fidgeting, giggling at every other thing she or chat says, gentle teasing (and encouragement of teasing) between her and chat, etc.
Physically, her model is gorgeous. She has very soft, plump tits and shows off her legs and feet, which most women only do with men that make them very comfortable. Again, this contributes to the urge many saplings have to feel “appreciated” by a woman.
And since I know she’s reading this, because she frequently ego searches: Fauna, it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. I’m talking nude ASMR with some moaning.

>> No.57905890

>>57905587
>since I know she’s reading this
I do hope Fauna knows how much she is loved by Saplings

>> No.57907567

>>57905587
Very good post.

>> No.57908926

>>57905587
You summed it all up perfectly
She makes me feel so warm, safe, and loved every stream it just drives me almost crazy how sweet and adorable she is

>> No.57911767

test

>> No.57912090
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57912090

>>57911767
heh.

>> No.57912250

Stream... stream doko... I'm dying here...

>> No.57912280

>>57912090
uuuuu
m-mommy moomie...

>> No.57913817
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57913817

MOMMY

>> No.57914016

>>57885600
>She isn't even overtly sexual, but I have been less hard during sex than listening to some of her asmrs.
This is what Sora ASMR does to me.

>> No.57914596 [DELETED] 

>>57885600
sex, life experience, pleasing a man. she has done it all.

>> No.57914672

>>57905234
It actually does, you just want to feel like a heckin doomerino on 4chins because you're an empty retard.

>> No.57914730
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57914730

I want mommy to call me a good boy

>> No.57915682
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I want Fauna to bare her breasts to me so I can suck on one of her nipples while my head lays on her soft squishy thighs. I want her to slowly jerk me off while I suck and whisper words of encouragement while she does it. I want her to notice my restlessness as I get closer to climax, speeding her hand up and telling me to let it out. I want her to call me a good boy as she squeezes out the last bits of my man nectar all over my lower stomach.
I want Fauna to give me a nursing handjob.

>> No.57916934

>>57915682
same

>> No.57917012

>during sex
Nobody who makes a thread like this has ever had sex.

>> No.57917143
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57917143

>>57917012
Obviously.
The way I took it when I read it was in the hypothetical sense, but obviously any sex OP is referring to is purely handsex.

>> No.57917335

>>57917143
hand sex from Fauna...

>> No.57920065

>>57917012
I’m sorry to inform you anon, but I am both a shut in loser who is down horrendous for fauna, and someone who, in fact, puts himself out there enough to have sex

They’re not mutu

>> No.57920471

>>57886946
Thank you Mr. Abe

>> No.57920799

Where the fuck is she? She's not even in collabs right now

>> No.57920844

>>57905587
Wow, an actual non-dogshit post on /vt/

>> No.57921233

she should have been a loli

>> No.57921899

>>57921233
Get out.

>> No.57924078

>>57905587
>I’m talking nude ASMR with some moaning.
Fauna Onlyfans when?

>> No.57926167

>>57924078
I’m torn between really wanting this and also not wanting her to permanently ruin her image.

>> No.57926347

>>57911767
did it work?

>> No.57927170

>>57926167
My penis says yes, my heart says no.

That said, kirin is the perfect wholesome horny streamer and I love her for that

>> No.57927673

>>57926347
It did, I was able to put up >>57913019 and that schizo moom can't do a damn thing

>> No.57929209
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>>57927170
She's the perfect woman. I hope she at least tries more fanservice and maybe even earlicking in future ASMRS. I'd absolutely destroy my dick if she ever did OnlyFans, but it's probably a bad idea and I care too much about her wellbeing.

>> No.57929666

But she isnt your friend

>> No.57929900

>>57929666
yeah, she's my wife

>> No.57930075

>>57927673
Great!

>> No.57930083

>>57905234
if you have sex with an ugly woman it doesn't count

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>>57929666

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