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The old Montreal screw job.

>> No.57816396

If anything they're stronger than last year, unlike your dying fed Vince

>> No.57816435

I had only seen the one where Aqua was hitting Suisei, didn't know it went the other way around too

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I've seen this one, it's a classic.

>> No.57821395

Theyre are their worst enemy

>> No.57821477

Gura is the Brock Lesnar of Hololive

>> No.57822130

Whenever it happens, this will be the truth of it. Cover will collapse under it's own weight.

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Pro Wrestling is part of the Holy Cringe Kino Trinity with otaku media and metal so you should show some solidarity.
Metal is the anime of music and wrestling is the anime of sports.

>> No.57822387

>Couldn't even get the quote right

>> No.57822464

The world aint fair knowing that Bray Wyatt is dead and this has-been piece of shit is still alive.

>> No.57824750

Is this true?

>> No.57825049

What's the metal and wrestling counterparts that correspond with each hololive member?

>> No.57825152

Coco was Stone Cold
Korone is The Rock
Polka is Mankind
Marine is Shawn Michaels

>> No.57825324

Who's the Varg of vtubing

>> No.57825341

Polka as mankind is such a kino thought holy shit. Someone should make an image of her getting thrown off the cage into the table.

>> No.57825371

how else could it be killed if not by itself?
They are too powerful.

>> No.57825488

Rushia, both of them yabbed and are now in exile. Rushia in Vshojo and Varg in France.

>> No.57825663

Who's Taker?

>> No.57825729

Fubuki is Taker

>> No.57825740

Fubuki as the locker room leader is Undertaker.

>> No.57825869

Who's the least over main eventer of Hololive?

>> No.57825924

Thinking about this Rushia could be the CM Phil of this as well

>> No.57826273

That could be the case but I'm pretty sure AEW is respected a lot more in Wrestling than vshojo is in vtubing, no? Also Rushia didn't have her pipebomb moment, we need a member to spill the secrets of hololive before leaving to get the Punk experience.

>> No.57826443

I was basing this more on both of them blowing their big chances and millions of dollars by being utterly retarded, and having their legions of fans who will think they're right even when its obvious they're wrong back them up.

>> No.57826546

Someone who's popular but clearly not popular enough for the amount of spotlight they get which makes them seem pushed by management rather than by fan demand.

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>> No.57826628

Oh thats 100% the case I agree, plus they're both far past their glory days and are former versions of themselves.

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>> No.57826700

Probably, yeah.

>> No.57826988

Ayame and Goldberg are both masters of big streaks.
Ayame's cute noises are her Spear and the giggles are her Jackhammer.

>> No.57827062

>HoloX = DX
I like this a lot

>> No.57827074

When was the last time she streamed more than twice a month?

>> No.57827208

I was thinking more Cena even if it's the obvious choice
>Both the babyface image of the company
>Basically the mascot for a period of time
>Both get insane pops everytime they return
>technically signed to the company despite barely showing up
>"You can't see me because I don't stream"

>> No.57827223

Gura = Hulk Hogan
>That doesn't work for me, brother
Calli = John Cena
Ame = Owen Hart. Reliable, technical, sometimes funny
Kiara = Roddy Piper
Ina = Hurricane Helms

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>> No.57827482

Kiara's the opposite. She's over and has her fans but can't get main event booking even if her life depended on it.

>> No.57827557

She's not over at all but she's still in everything.

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Calli should be Rikishi

>> No.57827594

>She's not over at all but she's still in everything.
That would make her X-Pac then.

>> No.57827637

Does that make Aqua Hangman Page?

>> No.57827666

I see the resemblance.

>> No.57827682

This may be true but I'll still blame nijinigs for everything

>> No.57827861

Pekora = Bret Hart
>hates degenerates
>a little bit awkward at the mic
>great ring psychology

>> No.57827936

Pekora is Ric Flair.

>> No.57828167

>Extremely popular
>Talks a lot of smack
>Works as a face or a heel
Wrong. Pekora is The Rock

>> No.57828221

I put Korone as The Rock but that actually works better.

>> No.57828226

>op doesn't know the value of WWF was degraded so bad just so Vince can buy it (from a different) Synder!

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Polka = Doink

>> No.57828718

You are a man with refined tastes anon.

>> No.57831006

What's Hololive's Montreal screwjob?

>> No.57831661

The Mafumafu Yab Job
>Rushia = Bret Hart
>Mafumafu = Shawn Michaels
>Vesper = Vince McMahon

>> No.57831696

>Rushia screwed Rushia

>> No.57833486

Who's Dusty Rhodes?

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>> No.57833903

>veteran, beloved by the masses
>doesn't have any real desire to hog the spotlight, will step up if the company asks it tho
>perfectly happy elevating the younger talent
Who is the Daniel /Bryan/ Danielson

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Which Holos are the Kurt Angle, Scotty 2 Hotty and Kane of Hololive?

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>Scotty 2 Hotty

>> No.57834311

>kurt angle
That's hard to pin. Does the gold medal count as something they achieved while in Holo but that no one else has done, or something they did before joining Holo?
Cuz I'm thinking of either Suisei or AZKi.

>> No.57834418

Sounds like Polka to me.

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Good thread

>> No.57834670

Easily Fubuki but I also liked the Undertaker comparison. >>57834418 is also good.

>> No.57834683

>Kurt Angle
>Scotty 2 Hotty
Nailed it.

>> No.57834721

this is the most accurate analogy I've ever heard in my life and I hate that I can never share it outside of here since the venn diagram of people that'd get it is so small

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>> No.57834814

I'd say Coco
>left the company due to personal issues
>stablished himself as the top star of a smaller company
>becomes even more deranged
>remembered fondly as a legend

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>tfw I got the mental image of the tiny Bijou trying to attempt the Rock Bottom on the much taller Nerissa

>> No.57834866

Jerry Lawler (in WWF/E) = Miko

>> No.57834923

>tries The People's Elbow
>bounces off her tits and out of the ring

>> No.57835004

Hogan wish he had a fraction of Gura's talent in their respective fields.

But the real question is: Who is The Iron Sheik?

>> No.57835012

I think the most important question is who's the Kevin Nash of vtubing.

>> No.57835051

We'd have to know which chuuba was doing what during the summer of '92.

>> No.57835074

Hitomi Chris Benoit

>> No.57835126

Most kino thread on this board. So who is the Miz?

>> No.57835129

Obviously Pekora.

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That /meat/ chuuba that got raped by Boogey Voxx.

>> No.57835167

The name's all they really have in common. Benoit's actually got history while Chris has practically none.

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Winter of 2020 is Hololive's summer of '92.

>> No.57835233

Coco feels more like Eddie Guerrero

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>> No.57835286

Last month, coma-chama.

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If FWMC are the Dudley Boyz then who are OkaKoro? APA?

>> No.57835329

With how HFZ was I made comparisons of her being Hogan since she was supposed to be a mainliner in Dark effectively entering the Hollywood Hulk Hogan arc of his career where he knew he was a far bigger name than his fellow wrestlers and knew he could throw his name around.

Although hey at least Coco's not a compulsive liar like Hogan is

Well in the sweltering summer of 2020 Murasaki Shion was raped....

>> No.57835405

Sex tape when

>> No.57835539

Someone who loses all the time but is still entertaining to watch?

>> No.57835563

Subaru is Kurt Angle
>Angle's mentor was murdered before the Olympics
>Subaru's house burnt down
>Angle won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck
>Subaru has a hole in her heart
>Both are usually the straight man in a comedy skit

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When Coco was the superchat queen:
Ted DiBiase = Coco
Virgil = Kanata

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>> No.57835815

Roberu is Ric Flair and the women that escort him to the ring are Mea and all of Animare.

>> No.57835857

Isn't it Hololive screwed Hololive and not "killed"

>> No.57835861

What's the Holo equivalent of the Flight From Hell?

>> No.57835937

>TNA is VShoujo

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>> No.57836072

Sora = Ric Flair
Suisei = Kane
Choco = Val Venis
Watame = Broken Matt Hardy
Towa = Randy Orton
Ollie = Ultimate Warrior
Kobo = Eugene
Marine = Mae Young

>> No.57836079

Who is their AJ Styles?

>> No.57836182

Yeah, OP botched his shitpost.

>> No.57836190

Hasn't happened yet. Somebody would have to move from Vshojo to Hololive.

>> No.57836283

The Mori and Gura air bnb incident?

>> No.57836342

Surely that's Aqua

>> No.57836357

What are Brother Randon and Brother Lando doing in the Indy Zone?

>> No.57836395

Hopefully Henya
>after decades of slumming it with shitters finally gets the contract with the big company
>KWABs John Cena
>becomes a legend in one year
>takes it easy from them on and helps the younger talent

>> No.57836405

You may have a point.

>> No.57836483

Would Nazuna be the Jeff Hardy then?

>> No.57836560

2016 Smackdown with him as champion was fucking kino
Imagine that kind of golden era in Hololive

>> No.57836599

Jim Cornette = Kizuna Ai, Kaguya Luna, Eilene Family, Nekomas etc. fans

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That would make the Rushia and Miko GTAO collab be the Sting vs Jeff Hardy match.

>> No.57836886

Omegatroon was Eric Bischoff

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So if Fubuki is Undertaker then that means Kurokami is the American Badass. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.57837152

Makes you wonder what Hololive's version of Wrestlers' Court is like

>> No.57837342

Either a discord server or the HoloGra office room.

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>> No.57837532

yep and now they have to make huge honkers bazoonga booba models to stay relevant. Cover sucks as a company, not as bad as Nijisanji but they are slowly on their way

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>3 naked dogeza and buy this week's sake for NePoLaBo hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.57838011

Kizuna Ai was Black Sabbath
Tokino Sora is Iron Maiden
Tsukino Mito is Motorhead
Gawr Gura is Metallica

>> No.57838211

Who's Dragonforce?

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>> No.57839131

Is this the monthly /hfz/ thread?

>> No.57839366

/hfz/ isn't a monthly thread, anon. It's not quite THAT bad

>> No.57839436

Then why do they kwab

>> No.57839988

It's all Ayamefags' fault.

>> No.57841110

Fuwamoco are the Steiner Bros

>> No.57842792

Marine doesn't seem egocentric enough to be Mr.Wrestlemania. Who's Bret Hart btw?

>> No.57842827

Kiara is Kurt Angle

>> No.57844243

>biggest numberfag
>not egocentric
roru roru rumao

>> No.57844312

Pekora is Randy Orton
Aqua is John Cena

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>Alright Dave, take us through Suisei's 3D live.

>> No.57844769

>Pekora is Randy Orton
Orton represents all the Gura wannabes. They all want to be the Legend Killer.

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>> No.57846410

>Ollie = Ultimate Warrior
That doesn't make sense at all. By all accounts Ollie is well-liked backstage, and Warrior - despite being a psychopathic shitter - was an actual bigshot draw. Veibei is more similar to Warrior.

>> No.57846610

Warrior never drew a dime despite his monster push.

>> No.57847240

I think Ollie is more like Sgt Slaughter. Heel angle so notorious it makes marks seethe years afte the fact (changing hololive culture vs the virgin US military / chad Iranian supreme guard), initially frequent but later dwindling collabs with outsiders (indies / arabs), all-too-willing to make an off-colour joke, yet also well liked by most in the company.

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>> No.57855758

true true true

>> No.57856491

Myth = NWO
Council = LWO
Advent = The corporate ministry

>> No.57858001

>Ina as the Hurricane
Ina's not funny, the Hurricane was. Fuck off and kill yourself now.

>> No.57858129

>Marine as Mae Young
Holy kek.

We all know Marine is Trish Stratus

>> No.57858169

Golden Lovers: Kenny Omega/Kota Ibushi
>Been together before joining poplar promotions
>Shoot gay
>Ibushi will do just about anything as he just loves wrestling in all its forms.
>Kenny is a powerhouse who created huge buzz for the business of puroresu with viral content.
>Inspire each other and have lot of synchronized moves.

>> No.57858350

Dudley Boyz aren't actually siblings though. FWMC would be the Hardy Boyz imo.
Fuwawa is Matt and Mococo is Jeff

>> No.57858713

Fuwawa is the Jannetty.

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>> No.57864608

and it's even because of wrestling too

>> No.57864746

homos are the definition of no milly

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>> No.57865050

Man would I love to hear Corny's thoughts on that particular match.

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First of all, I would like to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote cards and letters to Gawr Gura, the American Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank Cover Corp for waiting and taking the time, because I know how important it was -- HoloFes -- it is to the Hololive fans and it is to Cover Corp. And Gawr Gura, the American Dream, with that wait, got what I wanted: Omega Alpha, the manager of EN!

I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Omega Alpha. No respect! No honor! There is no honor among thieves in the first place. He put hard times on Gawr Gura and HoloEN. You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years -- thirty years! -- they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.

And Omega Alpha, you put hard times on this country by forcing Homo Collabs. That's hard times! And we all had hard times together. I admit, I don't look like the athletes are today supposed to look. I'ma little to small and cute, my tail is just a little big, but brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad. And there were two bad people: one was Kizuna Au -- and she's dead, brother -- and the other one is right here!

Omega Alpha, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things belongs to these people. I'm gonna reach out right now. I want you at home to know, my hand is touching your hand for this gathering of the biggest body of people in this country, in this universe, all over the world. Now reach it out! Because the love that was given me -- and this time I will repay you, now. Because I will save HoloEN, on this Hard Times Blues Gawr Gura Tour '23!

And Alpha Omega, HoloEN Management, let me leave you with this: One way to hurt Omega Alpha is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world. That's his precious homos. I will take it. This time, when I take it, daddy, I'm gonna take it for you. Let's gather for it! Don't let me down now, 'cause I came back you, for that man up there that died ten, twelve years ago, that never got the opportunity to see a real idol. I'm proud of you and thank god I have you. I love you. Love you!"

>> No.57867783

unfathomably based

>> No.57868026

pure kino

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Anyone in Holo lacking a father figure?

>> No.57868219

>can't get him to appear more than 5 times a year
Yeah it fits

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>> No.57868394

Which kind of metal, because some of them are way more the anime of music than others. I'm leaning towards power metal.

>> No.57868512

Who's the "AEW" of vtubing?

>> No.57868607

No idea but Nijisanji is the TNA of vtubing.

>> No.57868945

all those wr posting, no undertaker. . . anonchama

>> No.57869044

calli is butterbean. maybe literally.

>> No.57870013

I don't think vtubing has a AEW or WCW figure yet, maybe NijiJP could be WCW (NijiEN would certainly be 2000 WCW).

>> No.57871715

I don't know which members would be Metallica but Holo Bass would definitely be Lars Ulrich

>> No.57871822

Meant for this >>57825049

>> No.57871890

>Who's Taker?
Fubuki, she's also a giant mark for herself

>> No.57872152

Mori is Yokozuna

>> No.57872835

Yagoo would never let Rushia have a pipebomb, the pipebomb only happened because Vince figured he'd be gone in 3 weeks anyway, let the prima donna say his words, and only cut off the mic when Phil started shittalking the charities WWE supports.

>> No.57873255

Botan as Undertaker

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Rushia may not have had the Pipebomb, but she did have something resembling the "Gripebomb"

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>> No.57874588

Who is/was the Scott Hall of Hololive
>an absolute dimes machine in his time, drew crowds every time
>was never champion despite that as his strength was boosting other talents to the top than be on top himself
>known trainwreck behind the scenes

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>> No.57875952

Which holo is a certified G and a bonafide stud?

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evolution is a mystery


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Certified G

>> No.57876320

This looks oddly photoshopped but knowing AEW signs I'm fairly confident that it's real.

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>> No.57876921

Miko can be Kurt Angle

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>> No.57878713

What the FUCK was her problem??

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The average ruffian

>> No.57881726

Fuck I lol'd

>> No.57881736

Rushia is just trying to run a fucking business.

>> No.57881883

Probably Lamy

>> No.57882264

I didn't even know we had this board
>Tokyo Joshi Pro
I'm being tempted.

>> No.57882476

(Hitomi) Chris Benoit

>> No.57882982

Tried to bury new talent to protect her friends.

>> No.57883037

She beat Fubuki's long streak as top sub holo on top of being a part-timer too so it fits.

>> No.57883628

Just imagine Marine doing this entrance: https://youtu.be/5VPPIappGdU?si=ZdbixrYSjmQHFhTV&t=20
The entrance theme especially is pure Marine

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>> No.57885674

This thread is further proof that Vtubing and Pro Wrestling has a lot in common.
Namely sharing the common fanbase.

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She's just hurt, old, fucking tired, and she works with fucking gakis after all.

Why did this make me laugh harder than I thought it would.

>> No.57885988

who's the Marty Jennetty?

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>> No.57889718

Roboco perhaps?

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>> No.57890296

>Harley Race
You could make a good numberfag promo out of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XBbdh1HHKc

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>> No.57890649

Who's Kevin Nash? Fucking love that dude.

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Is this the /hfz/ thread?

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whats the vtuber equivalent?

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>> No.57892335

Who in Hololive talks like HHH?

>> No.57892990

Kiara is Kenny Omega. Mega weeb, learned Japanese, worked shady promotions, eventually got popular, but still not a household name.

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>> No.57895366
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Why is this thread still up?

>> No.57895447

Don't you dare compare Kiara to that dimeless shitter

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>> No.57895669

So would Holotori the equivalent of Bullet Club or The Elite?

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>> No.57896081

Subaru and Mumei are the Young Bucks

>> No.57896285

/vt/ is full of marks huh

>> No.57896610

Cringe yet based at the same time

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>> No.57897273

Who is Cody Rhodes of vtubing?
>muh story

>> No.57897299

Sasaki Saku

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Finna kwab?

>> No.57899275

I think we should merge /hfz/ with the /sporadic pw invasion/ thread.

>> No.57900456

Gen 0:
Sora is Bruno Sammartino
Suisei is Classy Freddie Blassie
Roboco is Lou Thesz
Miko is Antonio Inoki
AZKi is Billy Graham

Haato is Mick Foley
Fubuki is Ricky ‘’The Dragon’’ Steamboat
Matsuri is Ric Flair
Aki is Barry Windham
Mel is ‘’Ravishing’’ Rick Rude
[REDACTED] is Doink The Clown

Gen 2:
Aqua is The Undertaker
Shion is Kane
Ayame is The Ultimate Warrior
Choco is Arn Anderson
Subaru is Dusty Rhodes

Mio is Paul Orndorff
Okayu is Randy Savage
Korone is Hulk Hogan

Gen 3:
Pekora is Steve Austin
Marine is Shawn Micheals
Noel is HHH
Flare is X-Pac/1 2 3 Kid
Rushia is Kevin Nash

Gen 4:
Kanata is Masahiro Chono
Towa is Keiji Mutoh
Watame is Shinya Hashimoto
Luna is Eddie Guerrero
Kiryu Coco is Scott Hall

Gen 5:
Nene is The Rock
Polka is Brian Pillman
Lamy is Curt Hennig
Botan is Owen Hart
Aloe is Bret Hart

EN 1:
Gura is Brock Lesnar
Mori is John Cena
Kiara is Edge
Amelia is Chris Jericho
Ina is Lance Storm

>> No.57900631

Rushia. That's why Coco, Rushia and Henya are the NWO.

Coco is Kevin Nash, Rushia is Scott Hall and Henya is Hulk Hogan.

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Overrated and represents everything wrong with EN vtubing, she is Seth Rollins.

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Who are the Roman Reigns, Batista and Christian of Hololive?

>> No.57901584

>Henya as MJF
>Vei as Cody Rhodes
>Silver as CM Punk

>> No.57901658

Miko is the Scott Steiner - technically competant chuba that reinvented themselves as a derranged cartoon character and went immediately huge after. GTA moment was her "he's fat!"

>> No.57901666

>CEO is a billionare cokehead
>backstage scandals every other week
>"muh talent freedom" boils down to cookiecutter shit and cringe degeneracy

>> No.57901857

What’s her mikomath promo?

>> No.57901958

watame and fuwamoco = the new day

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>> No.57902886

I'm impressed at how well some of these fit.

>Haato/Foley - known for having multiple personas and doing "hardcore" crazy stuff

>Korone/Hogan - both are arguably responsible for putting their respective industries on the path to mainstream

>Pekora/Austin - widely regarded as the most over person in what is known as the company's greatest era (Gen 3/Attitude Era)

>Nene/Rock - started as a flop, got over after a redesign + character change

>Gura/Lesnar - strongest guy in the roster, but also a part-timer and is rarely around

>Mori/Cena - lots of fans but also lots of haters; rapper gimmick; somehow always wins in the end

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>> No.57906731

Don't tell me what to do.

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You better believe it brother.

>> No.57909694

> Luna is Eddie Guerrero
You mean to say that Hime is a Lying Cheating Stealing Latina Heat.

>> No.57911731

Marine: "The Big Marineski and and HoloFes have a lot in common. The only difference is that HoloFes only comes once a year, but the Big Marineski comes EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!"

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>subaru after doxxing herself for okayu lewds

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>> No.57912862

Who the hell are you weebs and how do you know so much about wrestling

>> No.57912967

So when's the next HFZ stream?

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>when's the next HFZ stream?

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i was wondering why this thread hasnt died yet, lo and behold its a hfz sleeper thread

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>So when's the next HFZ stream?

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who is the chuuba equivalent

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>> No.57918057

She's also a faithless fool that enjoys Hot Topic tier music.

>> No.57921021

...would Rushia be the undertaker

>> No.57923853

Rushia is CM Punk, both have had menhera meltdowns that have cost themselves and their respective companies lots of money in the long run.

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No Kwab

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>> No.57931905

I love when the wrestling autists(term of endearment) and the vtuber autists(term of endearment) intermingle. Great thread OP.

>> No.57931915

Did /hfz/ join the Forbidden Four or something?

>> No.57932268

Just had one last saturday so in about 3 weeks probably.

>> No.57935843


Who is Edge in this scenario?

>> No.57937985

Oooh good equivalent

>> No.57940132

I feel like you could throw a bit of WWE into the Niji comparison as well with their turnover rates of talent.

Then again WWE would probably match Hololive with being the most known, the most mainstream fans (comparably anyways) and "Le Blue Dorito" posts getting close to the tier of "Fed Bad" posts at times.

Who would be the other members of The Shield then?

>> No.57942089

>gen3 concert
>mid song
>song gets cut off
>*aggressive guitar riffs*
>lights go out
>eeh?? Nani??? Dostedt peko?!

>> No.57948199

KWAB you fucking faggots

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>> No.57949485

Underrated, should be a pin.

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>> No.57953923

Korone would probably also be Haku

>> No.57956423

Does anyone have the glitchy Mio webm from the last HolofightZ?

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>> No.57960659

OP will tweet later tonight btw

>> No.57961250

>The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
You can't smell your own shit on your knees

>> No.57961310

>get suspended for another backstage fight

>> No.57961562

/vt/ co-opted kayfabe. You want the milk, you buy the cow.

>> No.57961607

Honestly surprised none of these replies are bitching about how it's only Holos.
Maybe that's indicative of the kind of /vt/ users who'll open a wrestling thread lel.

>> No.57961647

Rushia's Benoit.
Honestly Coco might be a more suitable CM Punk, given her counter-culture persona & how she instigated a shift in the industry.

>> No.57961669

Can a' coke to you, mate.

>> No.57961672

even in the actual wrestling general only the hololive wrestling fed gets butts in seats even though there's a Niji and /lig/ fed.

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>> No.57961747

KWAB WAS a wrestling board shitpost originally wasn't it?
>Roman Reigns
The entire Holostars branch

>> No.57961783

>WWE and Hololive are the biggest companies in their respective fields, like it or not
>HoloFightZ streams to 80 viewers minimum and has gotten to 800 before. The Nijisanji and assorted Indie feds top out in the 20s. Lord of the Board topped out at 150.
>OP is explicitly about Hololive.
I'm not sure what point you meant to make with this post, chief.

>> No.57961806

huh wat u mean

>> No.57961827

>has gotten to 800 before
try 2000 at its peak even getting legitimate sponsorship offers and semi-regular holo mentions before OP pulled a Gura and only streamed twice a year

>> No.57962801

Stack is releasing a new song so HFZOP will definitely stream soon.

>> No.57963059

This thread is just the Montreal screwjob

>> No.57963104

Wasn't complaining, I'm just so used to seeing shitposts about >holocasuals on this board.
In fact I appreciate how he kept it to the same generation of WWE stars. No "X is Hogan", "Y is Cena". Makes the equivalency more organic.

>> No.57964622

good list

>> No.57967144

Okay you had your funny haha random /pw/ thread in /vt/ moment. Alright, time to KWAB now. Let's go let's pack it up.

>> No.57967213

wait till bump limit

>> No.57967366

You tell me.

>> No.57968582

AFAIK, KWAB started on /asp/. I think it was a product of Nashposting originally? He inspired so many shitpost templates that a counter-movement formed of digging up embarrassing Nash trivia & interview comments. Ergo, he was outed as a bitch to be routinely kek'd at.

>> No.57969947

Which Holo sawdusted herself multiple times because she is walking on the King's Road?

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>tfw your kohai is fatherless

>> No.57970396

Has Shion ever made a dead parent joke?