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this thread will not be butter
I love Mori!
hey man
Mori thinking Gura = low and Mumei = high is fucking her up
nsfw dont open
>>57803724I can't believe.
Can we all just agree last thread didn't happen?
>>57803724well duh, threads can't be butter
Lapsama my friend
>>57803724I can't believe it
Calli dot dot dot
hrmmmm thoughts
I love Mococo!
>>57803775>>57803785
>>57803613
>>57803736hey migu, I loved attention please
>>57803704
Mori…
>>57803329cope for what exactly?
>>57803764why is ina so small?
>>57803724I believe it
>>57803742This is probally more difficult for Mori than a fan since they probally talk slightly diffrent off stream.
>>57803753Too late
>>57803724I hate margarine...
>>57803775>>57803785habeeb it
The Mumei ones sound like Mumei but the Gura ones don't sound like Gura
>>57803819cope
Mori this is getting embarrassing..
I literally am angus beef
>>57803775>>57803785magerine-minds
>>57803724our butteriest taste yet...
SHIORI TANGENT ALERTSHIORI TANGENT ALERTSHIORI TANGENT ALERT
>>57803854>no answeryikes
>>57803742I mean she's right that Gura has a lower pitch in general but obviously they picked clips of her that sounded more like Mumei
>>57803842Everyone does, it was a psyop
>>57803810kek
>>57803877What's your high-score?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK7pdQ5abqQ&t=3603
>>57803896cope
>>57803724it's Digornio!
some of these voice clips are bull shit
Maybe I’m Gura
>>57803842That's normal. It's also worse for you than butter.
WELCOME, STRANGAHWANT SOME NEW SMUGGLED SOUNDPOSTS?
Shiori is married to me. I don't want a 3 day so you can ask for proof on /hlg/
I don't feel very welcome anymore...I didn't even do anything wrong...
>>57803934>voice clipsGo back
>>57803929jesas
>>57803933peko
>>57803775>>57803785heh
IWTCIGG
Is it Mumei’s fault or Biboo’s fault that this collab is boring?
KEK MORI
STAND BACKMORI IS MORBIN OUT
>>57803825Ina baby
>>57803979>this autistic spamer is backsigh
REALLY MORI
I can't believe Mori doesn't know either of them
>>57804000cope
>>57804025kek
>>57803979A fucking leanbud
Morp....
>>57803825Artists really love that Bloop fucker.
>>57804025IT’S MORIBING TIME
>>57804017it's my fault
>>57804017Its portal 2
Lmao Mori
>>57804064kek
>>57804073ABAYO
salman
SALMAN
So why do /vt/ dislike regloss?
>instead of Lois Lane, why doesn't Superman simply make sweet love to the male side character live on television for my viewing pleasure?what did Shiorin mean by this?
https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1698892581093232761My poor poor Iroha is sick...I wanna give her a hug and take care of her while she is in bed. Poor girl.
https://youtu.be/oP5AngqV3Ws?t=3701
>>57804108based
>>57804025>>57804073
>>57804054peko
>>57804064I love George's new wheels
>>57804112Because it should just be a normal Hololive gen, not a special snowflake branch.
Takanashi Kiwawawife
>>57804158cope
>>57804112new thing bad
>>57804017puzzle games require insanely good compatibility to be watchable
>>57804136i got an immeidate erection
>>57804017Idk maybe nerves from both and >portal for a first collab game isn't that great
Describe their dynamic.
>>57804017KIMI NO SEI KIMI NO SEI KIMI NO SEI DEWATASHIUWUUU
I can't even blame Mori, I'm getting way more of these wrong than I thought
>>57804124I mean to be fair Lois is fucking awful in that show
>>57804124I'm sure that will happen eventually
>>57804112Unironically a gen for women (forma de trannysisters)
>>57804112it came way too soon, >we're still getting used to advent
>>57804148lmfao
oh nyoooooo
why is shiori a png
>>57803970
>>57804124She's into Yaoi and wants Superman to top Black Jimmy Olsen.
>it's Bijou
Oh no did I miss Pochi calling me her big baby again...
can mori move on to a different game? I'm bored of this one.
>>57804136man i love guras voice. i miss her
>>57804108whos that little feller next to Gura?
FIRST TRY
>>57804112>thought they had penises so unikeks went wild>actually girls so they calmed down>homobeggars used the opportunity to shitpost about them collabing with males>one of them talked to a holostar so here we are again
Chat beats…
did she rage quit lol
>>57804245pc hort
>>57804214:D
jj first try
>>57804124From what two clips I saw of the newest series Lois went full pants on head trying to learn if Clark is Suprman while Jimmy figured out almost immediately but never pressed him on it.
>>57804017Wait you guys think the collab is bad?I'm enjoying this
>>57804266oh thanks mori
>>57804268One more week...hopefully...
>>57804112many people come here to talk about things they dont like rather than things they like
>>57804112no idea, but anyone that does it's retarded
Posting my Ina
>>57804266Holy shit she’s /here/
>>57804269hes some nigga named blorp
>>57804112For stupid reasons, like how they hate anything new.
>>57804245Because she has a flat personality
>>57804017I for one am happy to finally see people who aren't complete ass at Portal.
>>57804219kimi no sei dayo
Mori...>it was all Bijou all alongO shi-
>>57804324Every collab that doesn't devolve into lesbian sex within half an hour is bad
goseggi biijoo :D
>>57804269Shark_Mascot001
>>57804351Your Ina's squishies look engorged.
WONDERLADDER UTEEEE
Did Mori read that superchat with the word 'erection' in it?
c*c*...
woah neat
>>57804269It her friend whose name starts with "B".
I would fuck this tbqh
>>57804295for COOKING SIMULATOR??!!Jesus christ Jap, send them their paychecks.
Who’s the organge hair girl
>check mori>see thisis she desperate?
>>57804017but it's not boring though
Why don't jps raid?
>>57804324It's not bad just kinda dull
>>57804324I’m pretty sure it’s just the schizo spamming again.
>>57803724Margarine thread.
>>57803736hey girl
>>57804395Bitch actually looks cute
>>57804436For me, yes
>>57804408A perfect cocksleeve
>>57804269nobody
>>57804436Mori likes her boobs.
>>57804387she's really pent up and needs release
this shiori mix is bangin
>>57804324its the same guy thats been going crazy for the entire collab, just enjoy it thats what im doing
lmao shiorialsoSHIORI TANGENT ALERTSHIORI TANGENT ALERTSHIORI TANGENT ALERT
uh yea shiori I agree
>>57804436Are you gay?
Mori should play Arcanum, she'd relate to the magic users.
I don't Shiori's made up songs work that well...
>>57804436Yes no maybe so
>>57804429
Hololive would be better if people like this didn't exist
>>57804436This nigga doesn't like tits.
>>57803775>>57803785HABEEB IT!
>>57804418women are retarded when it comes to computersit took Fauna... 2 years or so to upgrade her rig
>>57804436>he doesn't know
Biboo love!
>>57804544>Fake thumbnailRetard
biboo love...
>>57804526There's no industry without autists
>>57804526what a dumb fucking anagram
>>57804544Why are catalogniggers so obsessed
>>57804436yeah
NICE GAME HOLOTYPINGKEKS
>>57804526holy based, calling out Fuwawa's abuse
>>57804436why are you afraid of tits?
>>57804526You mean Kiara and Moona weren't actually fighting over Pekora?
Will the game work now?
>>57804526made me chuckle
>>57804112There are too many gens for me to pretend to care about JP anymore
>Mumei passed Bijou in viewersChatted shit a bit too early, eh pebblephiles?
>>57804544Are you trying to make me want to suck a fat pair of cowtits like a tiny baby? I don't get it
>>57804526>dragging a multiple-hour old post from fuwawa's splitDude how fucking desperate for (You)s are you
Biboo and Mumei! :D
>the hand motionswhich ones are those?
>>57804436I dunno but fuck I'm desperate for those milkers
KANATA GETTING DMED BY A MALE YAB YAB YAB
>>57804540Fauna is some goth loli scene girl who claims to be an ASMRtist.Shiori is supposed to be levels above Ame in tech. Or so she says.
>>57804526based dumb retard
>>57804614wrong thread sister
I'm getting the impression that Biboo and Mumei were friends in times long forgotten. They're playing off each other really well.
>>57804526Stop obsessing over some random retards on the internet, faggot.
>>57804614Expected to happen since mumei has both l2ds while bijou is using discordIs Bijou's PC bad or something?
GO MORI GO
>>57804672Not really
Kanata is beating my meat
>>57804646You idiot that's her punching bag
Reminder Mori is typing with 2 fingers right now
>>57804692YOUGE
doesn't mori just type with 2 fingers like a boomer and or monkey?
>>57804595hot
>>57804672Your standards are pretty low
>>57804544>>>/vt/image/MwAKMuCbAvzD2Z6UUnvLIQWhy do you keep spamming this fake thumnnail?Are you scared of tits?I knew catalogniggers where obsessed with cock but this is ridiculous
>>57804595cute girl (boy)
>>57804721Yes, but she is weirdly fast at it.
”Watson Detective Agency.”>”ATTEN-HUt! Col-o-nel Homestaw Wunnew of the Homestawmy calling, making suwe that three’s no wowkin’ going on undew my nose!”“You have a nose?”>”Do you know what day it is, citizen?!”“Monday?”>”Todaybow day is a Labow day!”“Oooh.”>”Say it with me now!”“Todaybow day is a Labow day.”>”Good! Now if you’ll excuse me, Third-style Private Bennesetto and I have to go on Patwol to make suwe three’s no wowkin’ going on! Especially fwom the Cheat!”“The Cheat?”>”Oh, uh, yeah. Little guy, yellow, black spots. Pwetty fuzzy. Or was it fluffy? I think that might be when she gets thwown in the washew.”“Aww, cuuute!”Happy Labor Day, Burgerfriends.
coolwawa
>>57804769
why do japanese type like this????
The short shall fear the tall!
>>57804769It's over chief
Poruka oruka?
>>57804769Ame seems like someone who would have watched homestarrunner
kek
>>57804735>i spent time making this photo, so by god i'll keep posting it until people like it
>>57804754some people can hit 200 wpm doing ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/SwH4er-YcyI
>>57804387She is excited about the Biboo.
>>57804754yeah i'm impressed. i know i wouldn't be able to even remotely type that fast with just my index fingers
>>57804544I know this is fake but it's still funny
>>57804742Isn't that all of her streams always
What the fuck is that kek
GO MORI GOMY JAPANESE WIFE
>>57804769Thank you, Homestar.
>>57804799nerissa's model is just incredibly fucking sex
>>57804682Her bit rate is shit so maybe? Or she's in a place with shit-tier internet despite having been a streamer for years.
Do you think Fuwawa likes to like her sister's nipples while teasing her about her flat chest?
>>57804682her PC struggled to run Elen Ring and her Live 2D at the same time so... probably?
Anons, do you like oysters?
I never learned how to type
nani?
Who the fuck is eisu
>>57804182pero
>>57804799SSSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
>>57804672They weren't.
>>57804867Same
I'm late to the party. What the fuck is this Regloss thing and why do they all wear the same shit.
>>57804769Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?
Mori is the TYPER OF EN
Are they gonna beat all of portal today?
>>57804882my wife pero
there has literally never been a single funny homestar post in all the years of this thread
>>57804882you win, I got a warning
>>57804833>>57804873>I like the (you) behind the maskIt's a song
>>57804882uweh?
>>57804920They're virtual strippers
I can't tell if I find Shiori irritating or if I'm being lured in by her siren's song, I keep flip-flopping on her
>>57804882perro chino
>>57804802not in the parts of the country that matter
Ame will never stream again
NINOMAEINANISU
>>57804867i learned how to touch type online, it's not that hard, you just have to make a habit practicing
>>57804833>>57804873Iofi's name shows up in this as "Iothithuteen" or something like that. Some of the prompts get silly.
>>57804818It's so weird because not only is it fake, but the complaint is ostensibly; >"How dare this holo with big tits use fanart of her with big tits!!?!" Like, are you faggot? lol
>>57804819>small asian hands>small laptop keyboard with membrane chiclet keysThey should have keyboard size categories (do they?).
>>57804649I hope Fauna brings back the Halloween model soon
i haven't seen Kanata for a while. Where is she now? Getting sick or anything?
>>57804986No part of the country is past midnight...
shiori is a weiss schnee fag
>>57804627>>57804791Holy fucking shit. Shion…SHION!
ReGloss is some Virtual Idol thing that's basically JP7 with some extra steps because Cover has a musical deal with Universal Music now. So it looks like they are going to be fronting that. Though odds are they'll just end up being the opening act for Suisei and Mori when they do a concert.
>>57805067i like the mute bitch
>>57805033Recovering her throatAlso, tits too big
WINDOWS HATE
>>57805105Have they already ruined/killed her?
>>57805067I like RWBY's music desu
does Shiori know Superman is public domain? she could say his name
>>57805040exactly
>>57805067The only good girl in RWBY was Ruby herself but Volume 4 happened and made her lose her smile.
>>57804385>it has to have lesbian sex to make it a fun collabSo this thread is semi-/lgbt/ then...
>>57805033she's been dying for like half the year now but she's back (?) soon
>>57805033Either she caught COVID again or her ear is bothering her again so she's taking a break, and should be back soon-ish?
>>57805098>we’re going back to the 5 backup singers for Mori’s Sololive rrat
>>57805033https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1697928835994726577
tutturu~
TUTURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>57805150No he's not
Shit taste, Shiori.
I wanted that tuturu bitch to die desu
>>57804848fuwawa definitely dominates mococo when they have their sessions
Mori has learned how to use the window screen switch short cut!
>>57805149vol 1 album is unironically great
>>57803724We ain't BTS here.
Would Shiori ship Gurame or Takamori or Kromei?
>>57805067I haven't watched RWBY in years, and I don't plan to unless someone tells me that Weiss and Ruby are fucking now.
>>57805176it'd be kinda kino desu
Guys I think Biboo is smarter than Moom
HoloDive?
>>57805159Don't you get tired of being this thread's punching bag? Or do you get off on that?
>>57805149The seasons when Monty was alive (and the anime adaptation except for the choreo, being fair) were pretty good.
>>57805150you're thinking of NI-man
>>57805206disgusting
>fans actually gave good advice in chat>chuuba actually read itWhat the FUCKWhat are the odds of that?
myth at the beach
>>57805098>Though odds are they'll just end up being the opening act for Suisei and Mori when they do a concert.pretty good deal honestly
>>57805232takamori
[Good News] Mori got one guy'd by a guy who knew what he was talking about
>>57805232real question is does Shiori recognize which girls are in those pairings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqEDSr66Ug
>>57805233Real talk: action series yuri is the shittiest type of yuri.
>>57805233Nah, Weiss is finally interested in Jaune but only when he has a beard. RWBY got kind of shitty.
>>57805248that's not a high bar to clear
>>57805271They weren't, but there was enough Monty to keep people interested every few episodes
>>57805033I thought that was Botan from the thumbnail.
>>57805232RainForest
>>57805310this person has a penis
Why is it so hard for women to think with portals?
>>57805146suicided to be reborn via magic tree iirc
Bird brain...
>shiori thinks okabe is smartIMPOSTER SYNDROME SCIENTIST BROS WE IN
>>57805308I liked Lycoris Recoil
GO SALARYMAN GO
>>57805233iirc the reason they didnt yuribait with weiss was because he voice actress thought being gay is gross
>>57805314That is terrible.
Stole this from the Shiori split. Are they okay?>You come home from a long hard day at work>Shiori puts a plate of food in front of you and stands to the side>Her head is down and shes smoothing her dress with her hands>You look down at your plate>It's your favorite>You lift it to your mouth but stop near your lips>You glance at Shiori>Her lip trembles and she darts her eyes to the side>>You bring it to your lips and chew>It's cold>You get up from the table>she shrinks into the corner and turns her headTurn around>She turns her head and you sock her in the mouth>She drops to her buttI'm sorry anon>She's in tears now, her mascara running down her face>Her pathetic crys enrage you more>You begin to relentlessly hit her in her head>The only sounds being the thwack of her being hit and her desperate cries for you to stop>Eventually you stop to leave her sobbing in the cornerI love you, anon>You throw the plate of food at her ruining her efforts of getting dressed up for youI'm sorry, anon... I'm sorry>You close the door and head to bed, the sounds of her sobs echoing through the house
>>57805176Cover is so bad at managing music that they'd probably be better off signing under Mori than them
>real life is a giant spider that eats youNaruhodo
>>57805374Based.
>>57804526stop posting ur own comment here anon
>>57805341yeah, mine, inside her
wtf I hate Fauna now
why do women keep trying to stop me from watching hololive
>>57805324Says you. imagine the level of shitty if persons like me who liked the first seasons dropped the shit hard.
Moom...
>please hit me, suisei
>>57805310when you play the music in a trailer form like that, it's actually pretty good
moom...
>>57805380Stop reposting shit from splits, faggot
Why is Mori refusing to play mmm? Does she hate us?
>No, not the wife slowing me down!KEK
Biboo...
oh nyoooo
>>57805308I remember the early 2000s when people went fucking bonkers over Read or Die and Mai Hime, which are both garbage.>>57805365exception that proves the rule
guys is... is mumei... yknow?
>mom/maybe wifeMany questions
>>57805374I kneel...
>>57805343Female autism instead of male autism
holy fuck Mumei is being so autistic
>>57805343Women did not evolve to have the same spatial intelligence and hand eye coordination as men as they did not have to hunt.
damn biboo and moom can't time for shit
When was the last time Ollie WANGY WANGY'd anyways?
>>57805423I can't believe I fucking fell for it
>>57805454seething at chat?
>>57805454moom moom
>>57805454Perfect, yes
THEY DID IT
>>57805380god this shit is pathetic
>>57805394>>57805469she also shipped her character with jaune since season 1 btw
>>57805380I assume all Novelites are ryona freaks so yeah they're probably fine
i had to do something and missed the past few hours of the Stoneage collabwhat are the latest deets?
>>57805454Gura?Yes
Oil spill Miku's twitter is pretty funny
Shiki was kino and I'm tired of people pretending it's not.
>>57805310I want her to kabedon me
>>57805308Realer talk: action series yuri is the best type of yuri
>>57805310so is this jp7?
>>57805481She literally shoved her face into Ina's armpit and began furiously sniffing her back when Ina was in Japan.
>>57805380Why do you losers always post this gay shit? Fucking cringe like the gura burguer shit
>>57805503Holy garbage taste
>>57805365That one really rustled /k/'s jimmies
lol biboo doing a little bit of mischief
Moom-mentun that's a new one.
>>57805545I miss Chumguts
moririririn....
>>57805434cheebs will get gangbanged by global anons and there is nothing you can do about it
>>57805538I don't wanna watch suffering and pain when I watch yuri, I'm not a woman.
>>57805308>>57805452shit opinion
>>57805248>Asian geneswell duh
>>57805523Bijou gets itMumei is mooming
>>57805454One shouldn't be ashamed of his or her sexuality in 2023
>>57805380They're Kronies
>>57805523they're more competent than I expected honestlyI haven't kept track of kill counts but I think Biboo has killed Mumei more than vice versa
GURA MEMBERS ONLY UPDATE!!!!!https://youtu.be/TljXtd4R9Q8?https://youtu.be/TljXtd4R9Q8?https://youtu.be/TljXtd4R9Q8?https://youtu.be/TljXtd4R9Q8?
>>57805535Doctor was so based, the priest on the other hand…
>>57805033shne ins dnoing vewy goond. shne sdrems a lod
Moom has her thinking hood on. It doesn't seem to be helping
How do I turn this thing on
The tangents have taken control of Shiori, she has given into them
>>57805545>the gura burguer shit
>>57805597>global anonsSays a splittranny shitting up /hlgg/ threads.
This game looks fun
GO MORI GOOOOOOOOOOO
Read the VN, Shiorin...
>>57805538based opinion
>>57805608kiddy grade was also shit
>>57805658uh... Sir You ok?
>Nerissa is a better Kronii>Shiori is a better Fauna>Bijou is a better Mumei>FWMC is a better duo than the AustraliansCouncil is kind of...
>>57805416The first season of RWBY was genuinely awful 95% of the time, but the big bird fight and the ending fight were cool enough to keep people watching. It's why the series got so popular in the first place, because the original trailers were (still are) extremely kino and established enough goodwill out the gate for people to ignore how terrible everything else was. Basically every Monty fight scene was a shot in the arm, but then they lost those, so the show suffered a long, slow death.
I miss when Mori called Kiara Kusotori.
>>57805538LESBO FIGHTSTHESE DYKES AIN'T DICKING AROUND
>>57805696Some gay ass green text about gura making a peanut butter burguer or something like that. People spam that cringe shit all the time.
>>57805740Nerissa is worse Kiara
>>57805576Their suffering can only ever be a good thing in this cruel universe
Mori got suisei banned...
>>57804769What is labor day?
>>57805535Shiki is legitimately one of the few only good pieces of vampire fiction in recent times, possibly my favorite work of vampire fiction
MOM HATE
>>57805503>>57805314Disgusting. Weiss is for getting raped by Banesaw.
>>57805760Ah, is that why people like action yuri? Because it's accurate to lesbian home life?
>>57804526so this people also believge they eats cats or...?
MOOMPISS
>>57805786the US government allowed a little socialism, as a treat
>>57805750Is it actually over now?
Moom is about to piss herself
[Good News] Mumei has to pee
Mooms is holding it againshe's saving it for my mouth
GURA LOVE
Piss retention stream
>>57805824yeah, in my mouth
MOOM PISSSSSSSS
>I like fried chickenCOMETORI BROS
MUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTHMUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTHMUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTHMUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTHMUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTHMUMEI PLEASE HAVE AN IDOL MEETING INSIDE MY MOUTH
>>57805819capitalize gains, but socialize lossesthe american way
BIBOO PISSES IN A BOTTLE?
>Mori calls out JPniki>A wave of japense text rushes through the chatKek
>>57805823Fuck if I know. I dropped it during season 5, came back when season 6 was actually kinda good at the start, but then that shit the bed too so I finally gave up
>>57805823No. In fact, it's owned by Warner Brothers now, and it's has a crossover with the DC universe.
>>57805786federal Burger holiday
>>57805740>Nerissa gets less viewers than Kronii>Shiori gets less viewers than Fauna>Bijou gets less viewers than MumeiWhy do they perform worse if they’re better?
>>57805884That bottle? Me.
>>57805380I was looking for "RyS" as always and I wasted my time reading your postit's "cries", not crys
Has Biboo even taken a piss break in any of her streams? She doesn't seem to get up even in 6+ hour streams.
>>57805725I GET IT YOU WERE IN /a/ IN 2009, I DON'T CARE JESUS CHRIST
Mom banned...
MamaMori banned…
MOOM PISS DESPERATION UUUUUUUWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAN MY MOM
MOM GRADUATED
>>57805750I liked the character designs as well.
>>57805918she rarely eats or drinks, please understand anon
I thought Mumei had to go to an idol meeting, what is it she's holding?
why is mumei like this?
>Mumei, Mori and Bijou streams fine at 1080>Shiori stream stuttering at 144FUCKING WHY
>>57805902It's a holiday all over the world. We just celebrate the first Monday of September.
BAN MOMS
UwU
>>57805918She doesn''t need to. She just goes in my mouth whenever she feels like it
>>57805965oh shit that's why Gura rarely has piss breaks
>>57805971she waiting for me to go under her table opening my mouth
>>57805929haha
>>57805971Mumei wants to go to have an idol meeting together like girls usually do. Bijou has no need for that as she is a rock
>>57805750It had a soulful (but still awful) charm to it.
>>57805918Clearly she has a catheter.
>>57806010SEA internet
>>57805904Bijou has more viewers than Moom right now tho?
is it really that easy to tell the difference between how a male or a female type
>>57806048I agree. I was an apologist for the first three seasons
>oh hi>I get it!>oooo>oh>uh uh>okey>wait>hello>aaaaa>hahahathis Stone Age collab in a nutshell
>yes help me gura>no Gura! down down down!
>>57806078yes, you are female
>>57806022Gura likes holding her pee like Matsuri and Luna.
>>57806083The soul absolutely died alongside Monty.
>:DWhy is Biboo like this?
Someone needs to tell Shiori she's literally just like every girl on the internet was circa like 1998-2002
>>57805885Isn’t that what happens to everyone?
>>57806078well... kind of? it's not like it's veeeery easy, but there tend to be a few things that help tell it apart !
>>57806083Are you me? I only stuck around until Penny died.
Shiori but no context.
>>57806114Luna is too old to be allowed to be a weird pervert
>>57805781And Kiara is better than any member of Council. So what's your point.
>>57806108what more could you need?
>>57805904>>57805740HoloEN curseThey're running with heavy debuffs
>>57806125That's why I love her so much.
>>57806153
>>57806119Reminder that Monty was actually fucking killed by his wife via a banana allergy.
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1698911808357007433THEY ARE ON THE CRUISE
>>57806062That’s with a self raid. The fact that it’s neck and neck in spite of that means Mumei would have had the better numbers if all things were equal.
>almost 4 years of EN>3 EN gens>not a single one of them is into homestucknext gen I guess...
I only like rwby because I thought the characters were fun in crosstag
GO MORI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57806179Ah ah ah
>>57806062Her average/median is worse though, especially on karaokes
>>57806165tako after a long day with his deadbeat husband...
>>57806191it was a cat
>>57806209>not a single one of them is into homestuckand that's a good thing!
>>57806209Thank god
>>57806121Why is that face angry?
>SEA hours>rampant shitpostinglike clockwork
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1698911808357007433https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1698911808357007433https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1698911808357007433pavonashiGODS
>>57806078There's more like masculine and feminine type styles, with the former being to act passive aggressive, obstinate and call everyone niggers and the latter is to end every sentence with :D :D :D and enough exclamation marks to fill a Xeet
>>57806209Mori would never admit it, but I would not be surprised if she went through a troll phase.
>>578062093 years not 4 years, its not been that long yet
why do i have to work for money?
>>57806191kek what?
>>57806209Go back to begging Toby to acknowledge you, Hussie.
>>57806259mori hours*
>>57806209DON’T YOU BRING THAT EVIL ON ME
>>57806161oh yeah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4TsH8j-bg
>>57806236All tuckered out after pounding that debussy
>>57806276>act passive aggressiveThat absolutely is feminine posting.
>>57805380Am I the only one who has no problem with this?Is it cringe and autistic? Absolutely, but I remember early /hlgg/ having a shit ton of autistic rants like this. To me, literally ANYTHING should be welcome if it involves loving your oshi. Pushing such behavior to splits was a mistake, cringe-ass autism is always welcome to me.
>>57806262Glad I watched it so I can talk to my oshi and her wife about it
>>57806161it becomes more allowed to be a weird pervert as you age
>>57806209next time for sure
>>57806121
>>57806259>11:14am
>>57806262>>57806193cute
>>57806286stop asking questions
>>57806209homestuck never existed and is the most insufferable psyop you fags tried to pull on me
>>57806193>everyone thought it was Mori who convinced her to watch it>it was top scorer Reine all alongI want everyone to apologize in an organized manner.
>>57806287At least, this is a theory that was told to me by a schizo fan of the series at my college one day.
Has anyone other than Ame talked about what they're doing for the Myth anniversary?
shiori's streams are some stream of consciousness shit, does this woman ever stop talking
>Biboo is smarter than MumeiDear lord, Biboo is retarded. Explain yourselves Hoomans.
>>57806303why is this so common? why are women like this?
>>57806259it's actually because it's Mori streaming hoursthere is always rampant shitposting whenever Mori is streaming regardless of what timezone hours it is (it was the same yesterday too)Deadbeats are just fucking terrible like that and I have no idea why
>>57806376Retard
Chumbuds...
My guess is that management doesn't want their perms evidence to be held hostage by Twitter's whims.
So who is the queen of :D?
Holos that vaguepost in Twitter should be suspended for a month
>>57806287>>57806382He was getting treatment for a cat allergy and had some kind of lethal reaction, from what I remember.
>>57806396Biboo is actually one of the smartest ENsShe carried that escape room collab she had with Shiowi
You do have a fax machine, right anon?
>>57806398
>>57806396Streaming makes mooms brain smooth
>>57806396Bijou is actually one of the smartest members in EN, she just pretends to be retarded but if you look closer you can tell its all preplanned.
>>57806332Much of the reason "split" behavoir was "pushed" there was less because it was seen as cringe and moreso because you have a more captive audience in a split for what you're writing it for than /hlgg/, which probably only has fans for the girl you like during the time streams are going on.
>>57806387Ina mentioned she prepared something fun
>>57806332/vt/ is a normalfag boardbased /jp/ honest to god genuine schizophrenia is frowned upon by ironic twitter tourists here to pretend to be obsessed with vtubers
>>57806193Reine should recc' Kiara some of her K dramas.
>>57806427Yes we know you hate watch Mori and shitpost the whole time.
Do you think Nerissa came when her horn got snapped like in an asanagi doujin?
>>57806262>>57806193Ok now go read the manga. Wait, why are you girls looking at me like I just told you to do something impossible and unbearably uninteresting?
>I can typeMori…
>>57806332there's nothing wrong with being passionate
>>57806374Is Homestuck the Oasis of the late 00's/early 10's?
>>57806453we love vagueposting here
>>57806387kiara shall receive druid training
>>57805740>Nerissa is a better KroniiI feel like they're in the same area for me. Two people that I will basically never tune into unless it's a special event. Maybe it has something to do with the color blue.
>>57806396:D
>>57806440whaddaya want, fag
Is Biboo gonna have a Roboco-tier mouth for her 3D model?
>>57806387Ina said she has something prepared for it but not to expect something like last year.
>>57806193>>57806262Cute pirate wives>>57806376Reine I kneel
>>57806497>Ok now go readare you CRAZY?
>>57805810They don't eat cats, they love cats, retard, stop spreading lies, don't you see how hurtful your comment is? You are tarnishing their reputation
>>57806440im watching biboo and moom, what is it
>>57806193
>>57806453You call it vagueposting because you're a retarded threadreading monkey person who doesn't watch her streams.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>57806209Several are fans of Undertale. That should be enough.
1000 YEARS OF MORI
>I send cat pics links to start communications.Shiori would never be my friend...
>>57806303holy based Hime
1000 years of pink woman
>>57806396>One of Mumei passives allows her to steal INT and WIS stats from enemies and allies during collabs>Bibo's main passive is literally being super dense to the point of retardation that even Kaela can't go through her.Mooms found her match
>>57806352>>57806209fuck you
1000 years Mowi!
>>57806453
>>57806440can i help you?
>>57806193I am being reminded of that comic of Mori/Reine fucking to make up for Nerissa, wish I saved it.
Mowi…
shiori dreams about catching up with her old friends
>>57806398The pressure on your baby making parts? The danger of giving in to that pressure and humiliating yourself by peeing yourself as an adult?
PERMS HATE
>>57806194That's just cope councilkek
>>57806332No, I'd rather they do that than succumb to becoming another jaded husk that shits up the thread
>Mori hours>thread is shit>Fauna hours>thread is shit>Kiara hours>thread is shitwhy the fuck is it that all the big titted womanly holos have shit fanbases and the thread is full of shitposting when they're streaming but when it's some flattie like Ina or a tomboy holo the thread is comfy? Does feminity just bring out the worst in posters or something?
>>57806621rude
>>57806632yeah, I want two number 9s and a large soda.
>>57806396Biboo is literally the smartest EN
>>57806570Yeah, they love the taste!
>>57806440yes, I'm here.
>>57806489I haven't watched Mori in months, I'm watching Stone Age right now
Moom...Biboo...
>>57805324I'll give credit where credit is due and say that I genuinely liked the action
>>57806704I think you have depression and should kill yourself
>>57806704don't deflect deadbeat
>>57806704Why do you keep shitposting and ruining the thread?
>>57806645my wives
biboo...
Man, I literally send them an email saying its okay to play my game and they still need me to put up a public email for them. What the heck Cover
>>57806704>hours>thread is shitftfyI don't think I've seen a thread without schizos in months
>>57806645Why is Moom looking like that?
https://gofile.io/d/0aX08uAquamarine aftertalk DX
mori is at her lowest point...
>>57806709thats fauna
Shiori isn't pregnant...
>>57806628True!
>it has to be on the EPRRATS
I accidentally played the Nerissa BJ catbox on the bluetooth speaker in the middle of playing music. Hopefully no one heard it...
>>57806704This thread is great during JP hours. It's just EN posters who are awful.
>>57806816Probably another big tie in song.
>>57806808I'm working on it
>>57806639
>>57806828sauce?
>>57806797thats ina
>>57806718Stop, they would never do it!!!!!Why would they eat something they love? They even made a cat doggie of the day, stop lying stop lying stop lying and apologize already
Can't that one song just be a bonus outside of the theme? This seems awfully autistic.
What if we posted Towa instead, would that fix the thread?
>>57806791thanks bud
Mumei what are you doing
these girls sure are dumb
Mori’s next album will be about fucking bitches at the Cover afterparties
>>57806831t. JPposter who stirs the pot during EN hours intentionally
>>57806782>Hey cover>Dev of Kingdom Hearts here>Yeah that guy>You can play my games I give you perms>Yeah>Ok bye
>Lighthearted song on the depressing EP>Not lightheared song on the uplifting EPWhat the fuck UMJ
>>57806846https://files.catbox.moe/aucwow.mp3
>>57806797You’re not fooling anyone Fauna
>>57806831>This thread is dead during JP hours*FIFY
>>57806831worst thing about fixing my sleep schedule is not being awake during JP hours
>>57806859Meds, it literally says that's a dog.
shiori is punished
>>57806831>>This thread is great during JP hours.lolno
>>57806831>this thread is great when no one is postingogey
I'm watching both right now. Although I've got Biboo on mute. Also got Shiori muted in a different window. New girl needs the view.
ONE PIECE 2 FEATURING MORI CALLIOPE
>>57806862NO
>>57806078the real challenge is telling apart a tranny or gay roleplayer from actual femalesit varies but from my experiencegays/trannies>s-stutter posts>tildes~>pretending to be cheerful using lots of exclamation points!!>pretending to be, um... shy, using... ellipses...>Capitalized shitposts ending in a period.>heart emojisactual girls>oki>ASJGHBJVSL>face emojis>discord gifs>uncapitalized serious posts ending with a period.>LMAO XD>OMG UNIRONICALLY EXCITED CAPLOCKS POSTS YAY YAY>profile pictures that are not anime girls
>>57806937kino
>>57806932this but unironically
... maybe I don't have friends because I don't actually want friends.
>>57806865if it's her butt, maybe
Mori is making a song about 4chan!
>>57806259>SEA hoursYou say that for every hour
>>57806932200 ips vs 100 ips just means twice the bad postersi have no use for post 40 posts per minute
>>57806978A sixth one?
>>57806831Bro you are so full of shitJP hours and super early EU hours are BY FAR the worst hours, if a mod steps away for even A MOMENT it turns into a bloodbath
>>57806953Hololive?
>>57806969What butt? Towa has the least amount of ass in all of Hololive.
>>57806960Yet you came to post here. Curious!
>>57806960Same
Advent has negative chemistry in collabs, not even Council can make them entertaining.
Oh god, it's the PSG2 song
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Mumei: haha we should just get some skin and put it on>Bijou: (god I hate this owl bitch yeah you stupid bitch you're so QUIRKY and EDGY haha le psycho owl I forgor) y-yeah true I guess good joke Mumei (basic white bitch. god I can't fucking wait until she gets fired and I don't have to pretend to like her to leech off her anymore)Why are women like this?
>>57806953S-stutter posting is gay? I was using it s-sarcastically...
>>57807005towa had sio...
>>57807001Shiori talked about it so it's okay
>>57806960this but girlfriends
>>57806844Crying :3 Reine is cute
>>57806865
>>57806995JP hours means now-ish for the next 6 or so, which is very peaceful normally, until it becomes "SEA hours," despite them being the same
>>57806782They already had to prove themselves to the actual, literal president of a company once before. After the Holocaust, they don't want to take any chances.
>>57807023this but it's the other way around
>>57807032Oh shit, you might be right. She claimed she has nothing to do with it, but that could have just been a lie.
>>57806991It’s true for every hour, with few exceptions.
>>57807001In case you weren't paying attention to streams, Shiori just had a whole topic about how feminine some people type and how guys sometimes type more feminine than girlsI'm just giving some examples I can think of
>>57807007This is a very bad place to make "friends," this is more like a socialization glory hole.
>>57807005you always say this
kek the comedic timing is on point this stream
>>57807041I unironically get this vibe from Bijou
>>57806953Every tranny that's been on my work slacks or w/e has done the stuff you put down for actual girls.
>>57806935Anon…If you have multiple tabs you don’t count.If you use an embed you don’t count.If you’re muted or under 50% volume you don’t count.If you use Adblock you don’t count
Mori is being a doomer again
>>57807005Doesn't Towa have more tattoos as well? I was actually surprised at how K-punk her design is.
>>57807076This is still NA hours dude, hell it's barely into SEA hours.
>>57806440What, what did I do now?
>>57807107fuck, I need to recalibrate my gaydar/trandarit gets harder by the day
>>57806953Ellipses is for gays? no... not like this...
>>57807047sorry but you are gay, now spread your ass for the thread
>>57807107Really makes you think
Oh shit earthquake in Japan.
>>57806078>>57807103>vibeThat's how you reliably know if a post was made by a woman
Holy shit, ghostcat is RUMBLING out there
>>57807103Same. It's pretty apparent. It's a shame Mumei is too retarded to realize.
Mori is making a song for the next Avengers movie.
>>57806953What's your problem with periods?
ENTEREARTHQUAKE
>>57806440Been watching Shiori and Nerissa and whatever game has interests me that someone is playing; but watching a lot less especially Myth with Gura gone. Hope shark is ok.
>>57807049and she'll have Sio once again...soon...
>>57806262>>57806193Her top ships keep rotating weekly and daily ahhhh too much sex
was that an earthquake or a fat fucking cat?
>>57806953I always talk in full proper grammar.
>>57806953>OMG UNIRONICALLY EXCITED CAPLOCKS POSTS YAY YAYShit, am girl
>>57807190punctuation is for women and gays.
>>57807169C-can I at least f-finish taking a shit?
>>57806953>using... ellipses...[holo]... posters in shambles...
>wow my cats being mischievous >it’s an earthquake
>>57807089Because it’s the truth. If One end of the Hololive ass spectrum is Marine, then the other end is Towa.
>>57807190they're just kinda gross to think about
shiori's chat keeps trauma dumping to her and shiori trauma dumps back
>>57807222that's very womanly of you
>>57807214Sorry I tripped just now.
>>57807229Kiara was right, this is one of the best EN emotes
>>57807076the nicest hours are like 6 GMT to 12-14 GMT ish
>>57807186one more week, Chumbieyou can do it
>>57807171DESU I don't care. I'm just autistic programmer who wants to be left alone. I don't fuck with them or use the wrong pronouns or whatever.
>>57807222Shouldn't there be a comma between the two adjectives?
>>57806549>>57806482when did she mention it? was it this drawing stream? i might have missed it
the traumadump perms...
https://twitter.com/EN_NERV/status/1698915774621171732
>>57806953WHAT??? YOU MEAN ITS THAT OBVIOUS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE??? NO WAY!!!!! asadsfdfssmdnaheifbahfbadshfbshbumm.... oki then~I g-guess I'll just have to try to change my typing style then lmao XDthanks for letting me know anon <3
>>57807143I know, but that's what they mean by that
my brain is finally starting to melt bros
is Koyori become the coyote to surpass Pekora?
is it true one of the new girls has a HUGE GIGANTIC bush??
>>57806953but Ame told me she doesn't end sentences with periods...
>>57807239no you have to shit in front of us or i will not talk to you anymore
What the fuck is Shiori talking about. I feel like I have to actively pay attention to understand her.I've never had this issue listening to Mumei and Kiara ramble.
>>57807088>socialization glory holeKekSo you're saying you're not in it for deep connections?
>>57807005>>57807255ok so explain why shuba says otherwise
CAUSE YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL NONE OF US ARE
>>57807255Subaru talks about Towa's ass constantly and takes pictures of it
>>57807342yesbut it's not who would you think
>>57807334become :D
>>57806953>>57807174I disagree because one of my oshi's paypigs always writes like this so clearly it's not gendered.
>>57807309>NervThey made evangelion into a real thing?
You're Not Special could have been the best on Jigoku6 but the autotune was not used amazingly. Sounds better on the disc and YT Music version though
>>57807239kek
>Gura never streams >Ame never streamsTHEY ARE
biboo
>>57807309>EN_NERVAh, the newest Hololive branch.
>>57807365I'll deeply connect with you if you get what I'm saying.
BEEBOO BEEBOO MOOM MOOM
>>57807229>the palms aren't turned inwardsWaitShit
>>57807355shes talking about dealing with friends who are sad as fuck
https://twitter.com/juufuuteiraden/status/1698897895590949199>Raden's still a JDThe only other one in JP is Haachama right?
WE MOOMING?
Biboo :DMoom :D
these autists should fuck
Autism Speaks
>Mumei turns bijou into a babbling retardHow does she do this to everyone she collabs with
>>57807384Nerissa doesn't need panties because her bush hides her pussy.t. made it the fuck up.
>>57807443makes me wonder if the ages in their bios are their real ages
>>57807406It feels like three songs slapped together. I wanted to like it but just can't get into it
>>57807287Is she coming back? I've heard no news.
>>57807441What the hell
Forest...
ENTER EARTHQUAKE PART 2
>>57807471She’s never done it with Fauna
>>57807446biboobiboobiboomoomoomoomoom
EARTHQUAKE HATE
>>57807402I have never seen a non-femoid talk about vibes unironically, but I have seen guys using it to trick the female mind, like pretending to care about horoscopes or the tarot
>cause everybody is really quite good at singingAme…Fauna…Shiori~n…Noel…
>>57807498here https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1698593098933362881
kek, Mori sassing an earthquake is kino
>>57807498she'll be back for the Anniversaryfor how long, well...
Just having a chat with Mori in the middle of an earthquake
>>57807536>4 out of 60y'know, she's right
I want to clown on mori
>>57807550
how much longer do bijou/mumei have left
>>57807416Like this right now
>>57807348I don't think you want to see that...t. 120kg absolute fatfuck
>>57807498no, people are just cynically, and probably correctly, assuming that she's not gonna come back until she's required to return for the anniversary
>>57807560You can tell she is so used to that shit now lol.
>>57807471Mumei's presence is like the Orb of Confusion.
>>57807592Why would she return any earlier?
Isn't it weird. We haven't seen any of their Live2D models?
You get used to earthquakes soon enough living in Japan. You honestly have to worry more about tsunamis afterwards.
shiori is doing that thing gura would apologize for for bringing everyones mood down but instead of stopping shiori keeps going
>>57807654They're gonna be all 3D out the gate for easier concert stuff.
>>57807585yeah i don't think she's streaming at JP prime time either
>>57807654the one on the right is hot
>>57807613how come no one who has actual skills has put Mumei's face in there?
Is it tough making friends after the age of 21?
>>57807560>be a Japanese earthquake>decide to shake things up a little bit>this 5'7" Gigantic Gaijin runs out of her room>she's fast>"BRO FUCK OFF I'M STREAMING HERE">her voice is louder than the sounds I makeI fucking hate this woman!
>>57807705Hold on one second.
>is it rough to make friends after 21?>yesITS OVER /HLGG/
>going to be 22 soonIt's literally so over for me bros...
>>57807725Kek
>>57807654Honestly the only outfit I like is the girl in the very back
how many Three Houses tangents has Shiori had since debut?
>>57807643streamers usually WANT to stream
>>57807725kek
>>57806831People will shit on you for telling the truth and then teamates will proceed to scream their oshi's name even louder while the hoomans and their little twink arms will continue to be the loudest fucking dorks possible.
>>57807719no it's just a skill issue
>>57807643love for her fans
>>57807654Ao is my husband (female)
>>57807719I haven't made any new friends after college, and I lost all my previous friends, but to be fair I also deleted all my social media accounts and changed my number
:D :D
why is shiori using terry as shorthand for therapy
>>57806387Kiara is recording something based on her schedule. Maybe a vlog with her 3D inserted?
>>57807726Now I'm excited
Damn this lady is gonna get me to play Fire Emblem huh.
EDELTARDS OUT
Don't worry guys, the big breasted women are safe from the earthquake
>>57807773yea yea whatever you say
>news update>mumei can no longer hold it in
Towa thoughts…
>>57807725EY I’M STREAMING HEREBADA BING BADA BOOM
Mumei REALLY has to pee (in me)
>>57807815>>57807824oh dear, what stream?
>>57807747isn't it past your bed time, oji-san?
Has Mori addressed the yab today?
>>57807836phew, thank god
>>57807790Are you me?
>>57807654I think I figured out what bothers me about this gen, it's like an entire fucking gen of Towas
>>57807824
>>57807790BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
>>57807795Funny enough this basically just means they're both disgusting mouth-breathers
>>57807843I swear if one of the ReGloss girls says Mori is kakkoii...
>>57807843.... Cool
>>57807725>Mfw Mori's quake is greater than the earthquake itself
>>57807878She called Kronii a selfish lover
>a famous quote by perfect cellI hate deadbeats now
>>57807904And?
>>57807923crispy-chan cool
MOOM IS PEEING
Moom is pissing directly into my mouth
>>57807871You little shits need to learn how to respect your elders
>Mumei during a break:>No I won't go pee, I'm going to hold it in>Mumei in the middle of a level:>I NEED TO GO TO AN IDOL MEETING
>>57807836WHAT ABOUT THE PURPLE CUNNIESARE THEY OK?
why does bijou sound like a child?
>>57807795:D :D
>>57807836Thank goddess I was little worried there
>>57807928SEA-chama...you really need new material...
>>57807904I fail to see the issue
>>57807923https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1698711546820772208https://twitter.com/todoroki_hajime/status/1698643962142380495https://twitter.com/otonosekanade/status/1698738621074026664
>>57807883Are you also a fat fucking loser?
Bijou is being ungodly cute right now
>>57807498Chumbuds, you gotta break fee from the cycle.
>>57807719Work friends or people you meet through hobbies are your best bet, but it does get exponentially harder after college because people got their own shit going on
bata bop boop pow
>>57807416>>57807590You mean like THIS?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111394836
>>57807904What's worse, an entire generation of Towas or an entire generation of Kenzoku?
>>57808005I can save pero
>>57808007This is often true!
stop quoting stuffs from stream without context, next time you post something make sure you tag it with the name of who you're talking about
I'm watching streams and posting while completely naked right now
I'm going to kiss shiorin to shut her up
I have no fucking idea what Bijou is saying.
>>57808045ok
I’m gonna rewatch Fauna’s anniversary stream because it was funny and I miss her.
>>57808005Only Fuwawa would say this.
>>57807998none of them called her cool so we're safe
>>57808045what a faggot (you)
>>57808059true Ishi Luna...
https://twitter.com/otonosekanade/status/1698918254847410210>She's a jwu poster
>>57808034trick question, neither
>>57808045I will now stop including the name of the holo when talking about something
>>57808068It was
>>57808051slut
>>57808039I will beat the shit out of him if you try, I already have Fuwawa permission
STONE AGE
>>57808045____ CUTE ____ CUTE ____ CUTE
>>57807498quality > quantity
>stopped at the deerShiori doesnt know....
>we can pretend to be guys
>>57808009other ENfags can say their oshi is menhera because she says weird stuff, but no EN's actual actions are more menhera than Gawr Gura's
>>57808059Me neither.
>It's like we're in a men's bathroom
It's not creepy...
>the women know about our sacred code
>>57807725Is it possible to triangulate her location based on her distance from the epicenter of the quake?
>>57808096moom has her smug face on
>>57807761>>57807779yeah, nah she thinks it's too awkward to suddenly reappear after suddenly disappearing (for some reason) so she's waiting for the next big event just like with her birthdayI'm not defending it but that's most likely her thought process
>>57808087>1:37pm
>>57808147
>>57808142Well Kronii did fuck Mumei in one the one time
>luca mentionIT'S OVER
Idol duties are calling!
>>57808160Can you discern location from the speed of sound?
what the fuck who is telling these women about the urinal system
Why don't these girls know how guys piss?
>>57808160The sound on this deadbeat has been broken for a while now.
Hahahaha I want to fuck Mumei
>>57808160>epicenter>mori's locationWHERE'S THE THIRD POINT DEADBEAT?
>>57808157>they think we make casual conversation while peeing
>>57808175she fits into holo so well
if there's a line for the bathroom i'm just not going to the fucking bathroom
>>57808203TikTok
>main information source is toktokshe's ngmi
RATE THE STREAM
They are such zoomers
>>57807186I've noticed chumbuds, when not going for Biboo, tend to go for Shiori. Is it the weirdo girl thing?
>I use TingyunShiori oh no no no no no
>>57808203>>57808207Tiktok is poisoning the minds of our children.Just for the record, the only situation it's okay to stay next to the somebody else in a urinal is if all the spaces have already been taken.
>>57808238EARTHQUAKE HATE/10
zoomers don't google anymore, they tiktokIt's ogre
Dude's don't even have to worry about a line when it comes to the bathroom most of the time unless a bunch of them eat a bunch of room-temperature oysters at the same time.
>one of those rooms with the urinals
Mumei's holocure thumbnail is really triggering me
>>57808210I hear it just fine, without the soundpost working
I'm gonna get a stroke listening to Mumei tell a story.
>>57808217Women do it while in stalls for some godforsaken reason.
>>57808216same but also with Mori, Reine, Botan, IRyS, Bae, Etc
nice collab
>Moom has been in the boys bathroomit's so over bros...
stop talking about urinals pls
>AccidentallyYeah, sucking cock!
I'm the guy who called the collab boring earlier, notice how it's way better when they aren't focusing on the game?
>men don't make conversation while peeing?what, do women make conversation with the stall neighbor or something
>I have accidentally been in the boy's bathroom a few timeswhat the FUCK did Mumei mean by this? What was she doing in there?
Mumei.......
>>57808172>disappears>says she'll communicate more>doesn't deliver>feels awkward so she doesn't stream>appears for event>streams a bit>apologizes>says she'll communicate more>disappears>doesn't deliver>feels awkward so she doesn't stream>I FUCKING HATE TIMELOOPSI know she has actual health problems, I don't blame her and still have my membership and am patiently waiting
>>57808285press ctrl+shift+r
mumei and biboo are thinking and talking about dicks (mine)
>the women know about the urinals
What the fuck is even happening in this conversation
>ywn pee in the urinal right next to Moomwhy even live...
>>57808238>>57808307Fuck earthquakes/10
>>57808207I do believe they have never seen a benis in their lives.
This is so cursed and amazing at the same time
DOES BIBOO NOT KNOW WHAT A PENIS IS
This collab has certainly gone in a direction I did not expect
>>57808360Don't worry, they do not comprehend our dicks.
>>57808279literally the only time I've seen a line for the bathroom is during a baseball game
My sides...
Random new material I happened upon and wanted to share
>>57808335Yjk
Moom trying to have a SNOT conversation with bijou
why would it not just go through the zipper
I love mumei
>Mumei tries to tell a funny story to someone else
Is biboo retarded?
Mumei looking at old man ass!
>Women can't comprehend the power of peeing while standing up
the collab has become kino
>>57808335she probably really had to piss and ran into the wrong bathroom on accident
>"does it just go through the zipper?"NO HOLY SHIT you also unbutton your pants
WHY DOES THIS CONVERSATION SOUND LIKE TWO 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS TALKING ABOUT BOYS?????
>>57808333I might be making things up but I remember they talked about this on girl's talk and they said they did,
>>57808381Don't worry, I can show her.
>>57808335Having sex with Kronii
???????????????
>stopped playing the game>talking about men's bathroomsfinally the real stream can start
Imagine not stripping completely naked while using a public urinal
>>57808312a "few" times at that. Some cruel prankster rolled her wheel chair in there
>>57808347>actual health problemsmental health problemsbitch is tarded
>>57808360They still don't understand how we use the zippers, we're safe
ok someone just farted
>>57808401She’ll fit right it
this fucking rock is so stupid, i'm sold pebbles
>shiori talking a mile a minute about scraping out a living in food service and not believing it when people tip her>I use a little of my hard-scraped money to send an SC>she reads every other SC and a bunch of chat messages but not mineIt wasn't even anything weird bros.....
>>57808411Yes mine
You ever get caught in your zipper?
MUMEI MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
This is Mumei's bathroom story
>your oshi>your algorithm
>>57808217I just awkwardly stare at someone else's dick because mine is embarrassing
>>57808460holy shit that's funny frog guy
>>57808419That there is a comic prior relative to this subject tells me something is deeply wrong with these girls and these threads.
>>57808238But they're still playing. I'll rate it when they wrap up
Nobody uses the zipper unless they have a belt on right? Like what kind of insane person uses the zipper?
Do men know more about periods or women know more about how guys pees
this is teh urn
God I love mumei
...no Mumei, I think it's just you
>>57808303Who the fuck is Etc?
>>57808484it was a zipperone of them got self concious when moom mentioned 'we also have zippers'
>>57808495she could have just missed it, don't worry
>>57808269>Five urinals >Urinal 1, 3, and 5 are all barely filled and in use>You REALLY need to go>What do you do?There are three correct answers. If you're a man you should know at least one of them.
I need to show Biboo how I pee
>>57806477>>57808411which one is it?
>>57808509guraradix sort
The algorithm knows that animal is going to die soon!
>>57808350it didn't work, thing is, from home tab it shows the right thumb, from subs it keeps showing the early access hc thumb no matter what
mumei what the fuck
>>57808432yes it does. thats what the peehole in your underwear is forif im wearing a belt (which i do for work) i never unbutton or unbuckle for a piss
MUMEI WATCHES TRIBUTE VIDEOS
>>57808401Biboo can replace Gura in SNOT, it's fineit even works too: Stone instead of Shark
>>57808335The building I worked in during college reversed the men and women's rooms every other floor
>biboo shaking her mouse in excitement
>TikTok talk
>>57808495Her ADHD probably made her miss it. I'm sure she appreciated it
GOORA MY LIZARD DIED LETS GO
>>57808576>duplicate file existsnice
I'm too old for this shitDamn tiktokers
Mumei should learn to pee standing up
Fuck Zoomers.
>>57808509PorukaShor's Algorithm
>bijou has better chemistry with mumei than her genmateswtf
>>57808525huh? why wouldn't you use the zipper?
>I share the same tiktok algorithm with bibooSee you later, virgins
>>57808551go to unoccupied toilet stall
I do not understand tiktok and tiktok accessories
The west is doomed
>>57808551use a stall, pretend to take a quick dump
>>57808541Elite Tauren Chieftain, the newest Hololive girl
Someone in chat thinks Rowan Atkinson is dead
fuck guramei, this two is hilarious
>>57808509AmeFFT
>>57808621>zoomer in a generation of hags has trouble relatingHmm. What a mystery.
mumei autism is in sync with biboos...
Jesus, TikTok sounds like a dystopian hellscape
>They're recreating Dora interactions on tiktok
>>57808639Chinese brain poison
>>57808621Not really true. Genmates would have kept pushing on the urinal conversation but bijou just went quiet to talk more about tiktok
>>57808238My boy uses me to procrastinate, and I'm loving it/10
>>57808432>"does it just go through the zipper?"Sometimes
>>57808660go back
>>57808621And your mother has better chemistry with me since she at least sees me on a regular basis instead of your dad who went to get milk 7 years ago.
>>57808551piss in the sink
i'm glad i shitpost on 4chan instead of using tiktok, sounds like a big waste of time
>>57808660>gurameigo back to wherever the fuck you came from
Imagine gura+moom+bibou
>>57808551fuck thatpublic urination WHAT WHAT
This collab has suddenly become an early season episode of Red vs Blue.
>>57808217I'm having a hard time following, I'll talk with my brother or a friend if we're both going using a urinal at the same time, but that's rare and I don't make convo with random people in the street. I feel like this just comes down to women are more likely to use the restroom together just to accompany each other and men will only be there together if they actually needed to go together
>Shark>Nature>Owl>Rock>TimeS N O R T
Has anyone figured out what SEA accent makes you pronounce all "th" sounds as "d" sounds or is that all of them
>>57808629You get stuck in the zipper once and you never use the zipper again
What's the appeal of TikTok? I've honestly tried to make myself get into it but I can't. Every single video is some kind of bullshit bait and switch designed to make you watch to the end so it comes up in the algo.
one time when I was a kid I had to shit so bad at a restaurant that just went into the closest bathroom, which was the women's. I was extremely lucky to be alone the entire time I was in there but man was I shaken when I walked out and saw the men's room logo on the opposite door
>>57808495you're probably shadow banned
>>57808629Because it is inconvenient, unless you are one of those faggots that use the kind of boxer where you dick is always getting out from the easy access thingy
>>57808715Gura is an insta girl
>>57808678no shit
>>57808720>Sharklol
>>57808732Quick constant entertainment
>>57808432>"does it just go through the zipper?"god i had nighmares about zipper after watching There's Something About Mary
>>57808566Only pussy dicklets do this. Real chads pull their pants and underwear down around their ankles.
All this collab has done is convince me I need a Gura, Mumei and Bijou collab right now injected directly into my veins
MUMEI IS GOING TO SEND BIJOU HOLOCAUST MEMES
I tried tiktok yesterday for the first time, it's just incredibly adhd inducing, really weird, and extremely dumb.. like you can tell most of the content is for drooling retards.No wonder zoomers are so fucking stupid if that's what they grew up on
>>57808727Flip
>>57808715Ah, a weapon to rival the Aqua brainrot bgm
>>57808739I wear boxers because I have big saggy balls and I need the extra space
>>57808639Tiktok is fine if you actively block and report all women
>>57808720based
>>57808732YouTube Shorts with Chinese characteristic
>>57808551Roll the meanest will save to not piss my pants so close to the finish line.
>>57808335Mumei is a manly man
Taking a standing piss in a bathroom stall instead of using a urinal is either a power move or I have a fucking weird mental block when it comes to that.
>>57808699Use a flare image
Finding recipes isn't an exclusive thing on Tiktok, you can literally do that with any social media.
>>57808525I'm not trusting my dick to not be caught in there. One time was mentally scarring enough
>>57808757Ame infected her with TikTok.
I know some in EN were making tiktoks, is there a space for vtuber tiktoks?
>>57808238Fun games/10Now I know to add an email on my fan games
>>57808732It's just Vine but with more features
>>57808767>remove SharkNORT
>>57808621I mean that's the advantage of getting these cross-gen collabs going, to find these pairings that work so well as this one seems to.
This is literally me.
>>57808335i remember her talking that she entered the men bathroom with kronii at some point.
>>57808335Women take their sweet ass time on the toilet, so ladies' bathrooms are much more likely to be fully occupied assuming the same capacity, so they sometimes run into mens' if they can't hold it in.
>>57808771I zipped my balls when I was like 4 and for like 15 years I just went over my pants rather than using the zipper
I havent used a urinal in yearspeeing in public toilets is awful
TikTok is pure mindrot. Good thing I watch Hololive and post on 4channel several hours everyday instead!
>>57808799Imagine not wearing boxer briefs to have the support big dicks and balls need combined with the room they also need.
>>57808767Make it TORN then, just as Gura left me
>>57808831I think trying to call that a power move tells enough of the story
>>57808832Here you go.
>>57808831I cannot piss in a public bathroom unless I am completely alone.
>>57808551
>>57808811holy based
>>57808879same desu
Tiktok is literally Chinese spyware and I don't understand how people can keep using it while fully knowing that
>>57808831it's noisy and everyone hears it if you're piss-shy. so in a small way it's like that
>>57808878show me how hard you can pee
>>57807814>>57807705
>>57808347she just shows up when she absolutely needs to. that’s it. you’re being strung along like a fool.
>>57808859>NORT>TRON
>>57808879I'm self aware so I'm not like the tiktok sheep ok
>>57808621I think it's more like mumei has better chemistry with bijou than her genmates. They would not have got this conversation out of her.
>>57808718Why would you bring such shame to your brother and friend. Why can't you be normal.
>>57808509LunaSchool girls dancing and twerking
>>57808551Piss in the shitter, piss in the sink, pretend to be waiting for a free shitter, go round the back and piss on the dumpster
>>578088794chan at least requires some critical thinking
>>57808879haha yeah same
>>57808859>Norted>>57808891I'm so sorry anon
>>57808879At least if you're watching Hololive you're watching something out of enjoyment and following along something long-form, everyone in my workplace who uses tiktok always complains about half the stuff they watch while watching it anyway
>>57808660Why is this particular reaction pic so beloved by antis everywhere? I swear all the doxxcord screenshots I've seen use it.
>>57808879this unironically
>>57808733when i was a kid i had explosive diarrhea in the parking lot of a friendlies because i didn't make it to the bathroom in time
>>57808739I fucking hated those boxers. I have no idea why but my dick wold always find a way to slither out of that hole.Now I go commando all the time
>urinal talkYou guys would LOVE nijisanji, btw
>>57808929What are a bunch of bugmen going to do with my information? roru rumao
>>57808929From the way I've always heard it described by those addicted to it, it really sounds like a mind-control app.
>>57808951Add Oga
>>57808948kek
>>57808929Government shouldn't have pussied out and just banned it.
[GOOD NEWS] i just got my day 1 refund
>>57808912I can't piss in a public bathroom unless there is beta male next to me unable to piss in front of me.
>>57808961>requires
>>57808948reaaaaaaally feeling it right now with the urinal talk
>>57808990I assume most antis are twitch kiddies, where it became popular.
>>57808996I mean Biboo's currently collabing with Pomu so
>>57808929Its even worse than spyware, it's a psy ops operation by the Chinese gov to make the American youth dumber. It's actually working too since zoomers are using it instead of google and misinformation is rampant
>>57808929Not just spyware. It promotes propaganda in the algorithm and pushes trends meant to cause social unrest like the "carjack a Kia" challenge or the "spread disease to local produce" challenge or the "steal stuff from public offices" challenge or the "kill yourself by eating detergent" challenge
>>57808929The average person doesn't give a shit.Just like the whole Snowden thing where he leaked what the NSA is doing and literally nobody cared.
>>57808988>always complains about half the stuff they watch while watching it anywayhmm that sounds familiar
>>57808360If a girl wants to pee in one, does she need to kabedon it with one leg, or is just pointing her butt at it enough not to miss?
>>57808509bijourandom blue collar guys on youtube shorts
Mumei carrying this collab hard
>>57808961explain the catalog
>>57808912I can as long as I'm in a stall with the door shut. I lost the ability to pee with other people around when I was 14 and I never really figured out why
>>57808907Better
>>57808929>it's fine when the the US coerces on chip backdoors out of fabs
>ENs who always guarantee kino collabsGuraAmeFaunaKroniiMumeiBijou>ENs who always guarantee bad collabsMoriKiaraBaeNerissa>ENs whose collabs can be ok or goodInaIRyS>TBDShioriFuwamoco
>>57808961We need more difficult CAPTCHA
>>57808950Don't care + didn't ask + you're gay + I fucked your mom for three dollars and a packet of chewing tobacco
>>57808831My best friend is mortified by the idea of pissing with someone else in the room
>>57808621>implying
>>57809013the same bill that was going to let them ban tiktok was going to let them ban 4chan too
>>57808996>guy explaining itIt's not the same level of funny as a woman who barely understands the concept trying to explain it to another women
>>57808509gurabinary search
>>57809001It literally is.
>>57808419KEK
>>57809052Okay 4chan outside of /v/, /vt/ and /b/
>>57809060retard take
>>57808903It's definitely a power move if you do it with the explicit purpose of pissing as loudly as possible. Bonus points for leaving the stall door open.
>your oshi>the most insane way you've had to take a piss
>>57808509fauandijkstra's algorithm
>>57809084This disproves his statement how?
>>57809027>misinformationYou mean US gov psy ops?
>>57809064seethe lolgo back to your cringe sadposting, you’re not in the right headspace to insult me right now
I bet girls don't even know the post-piss shake rule.
>>57808996Girls (only girls) speculating about what rituals go on inside a men's bathroom is funnier than your slop I wouldn't even serve to your mother in a pig trough.
>>57809099explain what i need to think about in the boobhu thread
>>57809060>ENs who always guarantee kino collabsGuraAmeFaunaKroniiMumeiBijouMoriKiaraBaeNerissaInaIRySShioriFuwamoco>whores that "collab" with the entirety of the Boston CelticsYour mother
>>57808953Have you never watched a SNOT collab or a MuBae collab? What are you even talking about?
>>57808994chumbaby...
>57809060>57:28>57809112>58:28
>>57808994Diaperbud...your reps
>>57808509AmeBogo sort
>>57809060True
>open stream>AAAAAAA!>AAAAAAAAAAA!>keep it open>>57808432I kinda like the danger of pushing everything through the zipper and letting it air out for a bit.
>>57809021Good thing I only ever piss three times a day at the most and only when I'm at home
>>57809142based
>>57808950yes anon streaming during a time where a shit ton of potential viewers were busy watching the new toys instead totally benefited her
>>57809099there are more popular boards that are /v/-esque these days than not
>>57809030Being fair there, anyone who did those wasn't going to add anything worth to the gene pool anyway.
>>57809077>FuwawaYou know she is a mean whore, right?
>>57809140Her cunny
>>57809127>>57809058They're heeeeeeeeere
>>57809132>t. woman who thinks she has the insider knowledgeYou won't fool me!
>>57809127There's misinformation everywhere but tiktok is a tool specifically used to deliver brain poison from Chinese gov
>>57809025what the fuck why is there a 'Mumei = Pomu' schizo? I remember you from the other thread
>>57809156holy zased
>>57809060this is true!
>>57809031Hell, we've had multiple confirmations that western media is all one controlled supra-state propaganda tool and no one cares.
>>57808735Supas still go through when you are
>>57809142so thats why jb staying
>>57809142KEK
Sell me on Fuwawa
>>57809145I'm bad at english that's what I meant
It makes me laugh everytime I see a little kid who is at the urinal with their pants around their ankles, kind of a power move honestly
>>57809168Anon I will find you in your home when you are trying to piss and piss next to you.
>>57809206reasons
>>57809193my cute daughter
>>57809117>Fauna>I didn't really have to do it this way but I pissed off the top of a parking ramp onto the sidewalk below.
>>57809183This board is easily the most like /v/, probably all the catalog SEAniggers are /v/ posters
>>57809199post glows
i dont shake after pissing i just use toilet paper on my benis
The real Shiori was the friends we made along the way...
>>57808551>I stand at the other end of the bathroom, opposite the wall o stalls>unzip in the wide open>360 no scope the urinal cake in stall 2 from across the room>the ricochet splashes everyone using the urinals from melee range>everyone panics>the short range pissers are pissing themselves>screams of disgust>There's more to do>I reload and get a sweet shot on cake number 4>The others are running out of the room now>I have unfinished business though>My pants are at my ankles> I turn 273 degrees and touch my toes>My anus lobs a log over the stall wall of the one unused stall>Sploosh>The spash damage gets the rest of the restroomgoers>I'm unstoppable>Their screams of disgust are delicious>When nature calls, I pick up the phone
>they've been collabing for three hoursThe time flew by, this is a good combo
>>57809205That doesn't seem any different to the likes of Hollywood, network television, news media etc etc etc.
>>57809278Yeah, but then you get toilet paper bits on the tip.
>>57809132>shakeI just squeeze my dick and dry the tip with my hand since I'm washing them anyway
>>57809117InaPeed off a waterfall while standing.
>>57809278I sometimes do both
>>57809293my daughters are very cute
>>57809173capitalizing on the hype. makes sense to me. have you forgotten how holojp’s growth accelerated after myth debuted?
>>57809060MY OSHI IS IN GOOD COLLAB LIST SO I AGREEIF MY OSHI IN BAD COLLAB LIST THAN I DIS AGREE
>>57809117Kroniipeed myself because I fell into a frozen lake and figured the extra warmth walking to a safe location couldn't hurt
>>57809168enjoy your UTIs when you get older
>>57809278isn't this what patricians do?
>>57809085Not only that, she tried to explain it based off of videos she watched from tiktok
>>57809142teammates can't meme
>>57809060Bijou’s only other decent collab was with FWMC so move her down. This is Mumei forcing the collab to be good.
>>57809214We have more important things to worry about like tranny rights these days
>>57808879This but also an hour or two of Neal shorts on top of that.
>>57809168why do I pee like a dozen times a day
>>57809278Look at this prancy gay boy dabbing his urethra.
>>57809292I know there's no way this isn't pasta, but still, great post.
Biboomer
shiowari da
>>57809030Based tiktok handing out Darwin Awards
>>57809186Most of them are at the expense of random innocent people
>>57809379well hydrated and/or diabetes
>>57809117mumeiwhen i was a kid i peed myself in class because my bitch teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom fucking whore she runied my life now i hate women becuase of her
>>57808509wawaGreedy algorithm
>>57809365>teammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmates
>>57809142YOUR OSHI WAS IN BAD COLLAB LIST AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>57809142BASED
>>57809399No american is innocent people.
>>57809379If it's clear you're well hydrated. If it's dark, diabetes.
>>57809278Same and I cant imagine civilized men not doing this
>>57808929Because what the fuck is the CCP gonna do to you if you're not in China and have no relatives there? Your own govt is the only one you should be afraid of.
>>57809060IRyS should be in Kino tier and Nerissa can be on ok Tier. Pretty accurate though
>>57809454ogey
>>57808509gurayoung russian models
sometimes pissing feels better than an orgasm
>>57809142
>>57809292Oh fuck I felt like it was 2014 for a second there
>KFP are seething over people saying their oshi is a bad collab partner again
>>57809379are you a woman by chance?
wtf Mumei sounds like Bijou sometimes.
>>57809486that has never been the case in my experience
i tasted my piss recently to make sure nothing was wrong with it
>>57809278Shake it more than three times and you're playing with it while you're standing there.
>>57809522no I'm just giga hydrated
why is moom so smug
>>57809142>Boston CelticsThis is such a Jerma thing to postYou probably even say "your mother" like "ya muthah"
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1698924816559165551https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1698924816559165551
>>57809117InaWhen I was younger I got hurt and had to go to the hospital. When I was there they made me pee in this weird cup thing that fit around my groin and shot out of a spout into a bottle instead of a bedpan. It's a memory that probably formed my sexual preferences because I needed a nurse to hold the cup against me so I wouldn't spill.
>Its BijOver>Its ShiOverWhich one of these are more over?
>>57809142Kek
>>57809539my piss tastes sweetany other sugar pissers?
>>57809559Koyori????
>>57808509Fauna>MathGram-Schmidt is awesome: useful, powerful, easy to implement/calculate/understand>Comp SciI learned A* in an AI algorithms class and completely forgot how it works but I remember it being very well-performing
this nigga replying to himself on cooldown and getting no (You)si'm dying kek
>>57809561This is why nobody should be allowed to touch your penis professionally before the age of 20.
>>57809578it's mococover
>>57809117GuraI once cut the top off of an aluminum 16 oz Monster energy drink can with a combat knife and pissed in that.
bros it's getting kind of late
>>57808733I once was heading to a date (college basketball game) but my guts got rumbling something fierce so I pulled into a Burger King. The men's room was closed, so I told the woman at the counter it was an emergency and she said it was fine to use the ladies room. FFW 30 minutes, my date has texted me multiple times asking what when I was going to get there but I was too preoccupied with the fact that I had been streaming shit out of my ass for 30 minutes. Once it finally settled down I noticed there was no TP in my stall. After making sure it was safe, I scooted to the other stall, only to find there was no TP in there as well. Considering literally no one else had come into the bathroom for my 30 minute shit-sesh, I thought it was safe to wash my ass in the sink. I waddled out, turned on the water, and planted my ass in the base of the sink. As soon as I did this, a woman entered the bathroom. We made eye-contact, with my ass in the sink and my pants down, and all she did was say 'Oh', before she 180'd out of the bathroom. I finished washing my ass before texting my date that I wasn't going to make it, then went home and spent the night curled under a blanket dying of embarrassment.
>>57809030The "climb up an unstable tower of crates" challenge was like Oscars for the Darwin Awards.
>>57809539How would you know if something was wrong with it
>>57809621Yeah it's 1 am. Pls end the collab and continue in part 2
>>57809543you drink 1,000,000,000 units of water a day?
>>57809621weak
>>57809278This but back of my hand instead of paper.
>>57809561sounds hot. I recently had to take a drug test and giving the cute nurse a cup of my fresh warm piss was kind of interesting.
>>57809616it's bauover
>>57809594Diabeteschama...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERES SHIORIN
>>57809559Cute
>>57808509>Bae>Recursive Bubble sort
ENTER MUMEI
>>57809639If it didn't taste right?
>>57809644It is 7AM. Biboo has been streaming since 1 AM. Please help me.
>>57809594if this isn't a joke, you unironically have beetus seek medical attention
Why hasn't bijou pissed yet
TWO MOOMS
>>57809142>>57809174>>57809225>>57809230>>57809442>>57809444>>57809487>>57809553>>57809588Stop replying to yourself.
>>57809469>he doesn't know about the secret Chinese police stations in the west
CORNER MOOM!
>>57809645It's small water.
>>57809561So you're a sapling, right?
>>57808509GuraGymnastics
>>57809117KroniiI got overconfident and overworked my legs on leg day to the point that i can’t move my legs for a day so i had to crawl to the bathroom and piss myself on the floor.
I still don’t think this collab is that good. A Mumei solo stream of literally anything would have been better.
>>57809599holy fuck i didn't ask. You can always tell when someones a math grad because they tell you about it.
>>57809292>273 degreesmy sides
These two retards i swear
>>57809714I enjoy how the comics make the pebble just a complete expressionless retard
>>57809142KEEEK
>>57809714kek
>>57809399The point was why people are still using it; easy access to internet everywhere only allowed to shown that most people can't think for shit outside of their own head, maybe not even there,
>>57809699eurobro... I woke up at 4am to catch the collab at least before I have to head off in a few minutes
>>57809714You're my favorite Kiara anti
>>57809701retard
>>57809714A fucking pissbeat
>>57809714only appropriate comicthank you, comicanon
>>57809696Why do you know the difference between good piss and bad piss
>>57807287>>57807592Her participation in the anniversary implies that she will renew her contract for another year. But we can't be so sure of that.
>>57809295I feel like it's really bad with tiktok. Look at all those trends encouraging the overt degenerate behavior
>>57809714kek, you just keep going today
>>57809292
>>57809714Get mogged you fucking owl
>>57809701All me baybee
>>57809704Those are for Zhangs only
>>57809714lmfao
>>57809751Biboo made the retarded pebble
>your oshi>your honest thoughts on ouro kronii
>>57809714Fucking deadbeats
>>57809769Anyone can use inspect element, retard.
>>57809714Kek
>>57809714Man that hooman has seen some shit. Thanks for the warning.
>>57809714kek, I really like this one
>>57809701>first reply has 30 seconds aftersure champ
>>57809751Are we sure it's sentient?
>>57809776they better announce her graduation quick thenwe're getting pretty close...
>>57809774Feeling
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1698926429545873771?s=20https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1698926429545873771?s=20https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1698926429545873771?s=20what does this mean bros?
>>57809774NTA but if you like the taste it is bad piss
>>57809701>his mom is on the whore listLmaoooooo
>>57809781Years of propaganda on multiple socmed and legacy media platforms pushing the normalization of autogynephiles and nonces?
>>57809714HeyNice cock
>>57809714You are in a roll mate, superb work.
>>57809823x bros...
>>57809651I had a cancer scare a few years back because I wiped and found blood. Turns out I just shit too hard and rubbed my poor ass raw. I has and Dr check for anything it was some 40+ hag and I swear I tried ny fucking best to not pop a chub but I failed
>>57809812>Ame>I fapped to an image set of Gura growing some massive dick and cumming in her so hard she became a cum-balloon and couldn't move, that was pretty cool, her tits were huge
>>57809856They fucking
>>57809767what
>>57809714You can practically hear the deadbeat going ""WOOHOO, NO HANDS! GET MOGGED!"
>>57809714I love the infinite urinal wall in my nearby mall, some people try to reach the end to piss in peace but they're never seen again.
>>57809856AAAIIIIEEEEEEE TAKAMORISISTERS WHY DID WE LOSE AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
>>57809812IRySI wish my oshi would stop hitting that, but If I were in her place I would do the same
>>57809812InaI mean this with zero malicious intent but I just forget about her a lot outside of random seethe.
>>57809807well they can steal steal your identify and defraud you or blackmail you
>>57809856TELL US ABOUT YOUR DATES YOU FUCKING BITCHESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57809060>collabs with extroverts are always bad>if it's with just introverts it's goodwait why is this such a consistent pattern? What does this mean?
>>57809856When was the last time they did a one-on-one collab? They're pretty funny together.
>>57809823lurk 2 years before posting
>>57809856hrmmm
>>57809894https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1698762213941465212?s=20
>>57809856/inf/ is NOT going to like this
>>57809812KroniiVery cute, very dork. I love her.
>>57809714me schmoovin'
>>57809923You know why they can't"Shenanigans"
>>57809928sovl
>>57809894
>>57803724Margarine
>>57809856Takamoribros...
>>57809856DETHKLOK BROS
>>57809930Being an introvert doesn't mean you're bad at socializing.Being an extrovert doesn't mean you're good at socializing.
>>57809292>I fucking laughedI have the humor of a 12yold still...
>>57809812She and my oshi should bang more and tell us about it
>>57809867Well right now the popular thing with zoomers is tiktok so why point at other things instead of accepting tiktok is evil
>>57809856Despite making /vt/ seethe, Kronii seems to get along with pretty much everyone
>>57809910ogey
People really think Wawa is bad at collabs?
>>57809986the hololive “introverts” are more often than not terrible at socializing tho
Unpopular opinion: The your mother jokes have never been funny. They’re like Sneed spam except without the amusing aspect of making Simpsons fans mad.
>>57809774Do you know about the origin of diabetes mellitus?Tasting the urine tells you a lot about what is right and wrong with your body
>>57809951There is ZERO reason they can't tell us about how Kronii bought two strap-ons for her and IRyS and they spent the afternoon fucking Mori in every hole until they were too tired to move
Why are Mumei's eyes half open now? Did they break?
>>57810014isn't that the precise reason there is seethe
>>57809873You mean twitter?
>>57810046lmao imagine seething at your mom jokes
>>57810014not even pretty much, she has a good relationship with everyone. the person shes least close with is probably ame
Popular opinion: The your mother jokes have always been funny. They’re like Sneed spam except with the amusing aspect of making Simpsons fans mad.
>>57810027those aren't "people" anon
>>57810046Everybody loves their mother, which is why it's always funny.For what it's worth, everybody loves your mother too.
>>57810056>two strapons>every holeuhhhh?
>>57809986it's probably more like 'being an extrovert means you are more attention seeking and this becomes extremely obnoxious in a group of introverts, making it where you're the one talking the most'
>>57810046Blame KFP for spamming them as "gotchas" to try to "own" people criticizing Kiara.
>>57809812MumeiKronii is a dumbo who should be more with herself if she ever hopes to take my oshi's hand in marriage.
>>57810099You know you can move from one hole to another, right?Nobody said at the same time
>>57810094kek
>>57809930They're introverts, but being around other introverts makes them comfortable enough to be themselves, which is what makes the streams more enjoyable
>>57810094my mother has been divorced 3 times so I highly doubt that
>>57810014I can't think of any case where this wasn't true
>>57810027Wawers is an acquired taste, I can understand how outsiders find her overwhelming when she is just being cute and silly
>>57809812MoriWrist sex thoughtsSticking it in the shirt cuff thoughtsCumming down the cuff hole and on her soft inner forearm thoughts
>>57809698bijou bottles
>>57809856does anyone know if Vesper and the other dude are in Japan?
>>57810116I imagined it though, take responsibility for your post
>>57810117
>>57810094>Everybody loves their motherthis is absolutely not true lol
>>57810101Shiori has been an EN for 1 month and has already found FOUR different pieces of moldy food.
>>57810056I know this is fun posting but you think holos are this wild? They probably been a couple of drinks or something
>>57810105skill issuethe introverts should learn how to speak up
>>57809767???
>>57810134Sounds like a LOT of men have been loving your mother.
Honestly you all just make it sound like we should graduate all extroverted Holos.
>>57810142They're fucking dead.
>>57810046>t. someone's mother
>>57810094Lol'd
>>57809933>When was the last time they did a one-on-one collab?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYL4asaVsNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4guuk2_-_Q0About a year ago
>>57810027I only saw one post mention her in the context of collabs, so I don't know what you're talking about.
>>57809812AmeGenuinely sweet gal, funny in a somewhat depressing way at times. I would definitely have sex with her.
>>57810145Well just add Lui into the mix then
Moom cloaca
>>57810027people have thought that since she debuted
>>57810101god I miss KIRA
>>57810142>LITERALLY cannot stop thinking about dickAt this point it's just comical, man.
>>57810046It's funny when it's done to a schizo, every single time
>>57810094My mom left my dad for a woman, so I love shattering people's worlds when they make a "ur mom gay" joke
>>57810027are you new?
>>57810188>Graduate Kiara, Bae, and MoriI don't see the problem here.
Risu thighs
>>57810142You are so bad at this, SEAtard
>>57810230they don't watch streams
>>57810173Yeah but she bathes twice a day.
>>57810181Latest forced angle
>>57810253hope that didn’t shatter ur dad’s self esteem or something
>>57810027Don't worry anon, it takes two to make a collab work. The others just can't keep up
>>57810142You are somehow THE most retarded person posting on this board right nowDo you know how fucking high of a bar that is?Do you have any fucking idea?You should have a handler making your posts for you, that's how bad it is
>>57810142No cuckchama, they aren't
MOOM SCREAM
>>57810094>everybody loves their motherI don’t even think this true for most people here
>>57809812Dogshit game taste but absolute kino when she picks a good game
https://youtu.be/bDKXtkWLIi0I love the extrovert vs introvert conversation!
>>57810142they're not
>>57810241I'm just happy they keep up with their friends despite them getting fired
>eggsit
>>57810027Probably from year one and two impressions where she tended to overpower collabs especially in groups. Recently she's chilled a bit but that side still comes out sometimes
>>57810258nut
>>57810264No shit people don't watch Kiara.
https://youtu.be/NsSapW3nrbU?t=4387 Is this true?
>>57810142>the supposed "unicorns" are literally trying to squeeze any potential bit of drama from men even when they've already graduatedActually zero-irony rent free
>>57810257The problem is your mother not getting that abortion
>>57810287my mother is fantastic fuck you
>>57810320Indeed
>>57810094Kek
>>57810142No, the snake is too busy fucking the onahole he deceived. Now fuck off.
>>57810027How does a sad chicken post have this many replies? There was literally only a single post shitting on Kiara.
Chicken love.
>>57810327kek
>>57810067No it's because of a few male collabs she did that have schizos seething to this day
>>57810176they try to but people like Kiara and Mori just ignore them and loudly prattle on with their obnoxious bullshit regardless so what's the point? It's not for lack of trying
>>57810175>Kronii>drinks>multipleRumao
>>57810278If anything he should be proud that he managed to get 3 kids out of a lesbian
>>57810337see>>57810046
>>57810311She wasn't bad back then either. This board just exaggerated their outrage for anything she did.
>>57810336These are the same people that spam those "pyramid" threads
>Every schizo magically shows up at the exact same time as eachother out of nowhere at the end of the thread ???
>>57810379collabs that happened because she gets along with everyone
>>57810390Then here's an alternative option: do a flip off the nearest minimum 3 story building.
>>57810381Kiara literally prompts other people to speak during collabs, this is just outrageously false. Mori does bumble on.