The Shiori Novella - Chapter 3, Page 215

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Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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This will be the cute stream that kills sex for good.

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I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

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I love my soon-to-be-live goth GF.

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Just over an hour until Shiori is live~

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Novella, my Beloved Novella

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Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

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Do >we still approve of giving the JPs a watch since Advent debuted? It feels weird watching them like I'm cheating on Shiori and overall bizarre considering I haven't watching one of their streams in over a year plus I still can't understand anything they're saying.

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>>57791273
>we
You can watch whoever you want.

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I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep, Shiori~n!

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>>57791273
Outside of Shiori I'm still going to watch other streams if they take my fancy. If they're playing a cool game, or if they're doing something interesting.

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stop pretending you care, you never loved me
but your eyes filled with bliss my every day
I know i'm not her, i'm not trying to be
all my hopes of acceptance will fade away

polite words of love do me harm
stop saying things you dont believe
i could cover my corpse with your arm
but its worthless since you shall deceive


i dont want to admit who you are
the purpose itself is in vain
depressed angels could start war
seeing my dieing reflectons of pain

please tell my weak heart you cant
you are not, you shall never be tru
for,my love,deep dreams i shall haunt
everytime black leaves are drowning in dew

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>>57791356
>>57791375
fucking NTRpros in here

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>>57791532

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>>57791273
Speak for yourself with this assburgers.

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>>57791532
I'm sorry Shiori, but I'm going to watch Vinny

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I don't even know how you guys can watch someone else...

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>>57791532
Shiori doesn't know I exist anyways and even if she did she could and would do better

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>>57791532
Sorry Shiori, but Hololive is my harem
You're still the first wife, though

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>>57791273
Not everyone here is some parasocial weirdo. Just watch what you like and stop giving a shit about what >we think.

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>>57791626
I watch the other Advent Girls when I have time, my feelings for Shiori are so strong I'm not insecure about watching other girls

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>>57791273
Anon, you can watch however many chuubas you want. You just shouldn't have more than one oshi or you're a whore.

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>>57791718
Hi, I'm a parasocial weirdo and my wife told me to watch her sisters/girlfriends(?), she's clearly okay with me watching other girls.

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>>57791756
I'm not either, I just can't find them entertaining, I watch fleshtubers tho

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but im a novelitee im a weirdooo what the hell am i doing hereeee

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>>57791718
I'm parasocial weirdo and I don't understand what that guy is saying, nothing wrong with watching other girls
also, fuck off normalfaggot, go back to prechat nigger

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>>57791273
Watch whoever the fuck you want.
I still watch my JP Kamioshi since she never streams when Shiori does.
If the two were to stream at the same time, sorry Shiori. Still gonna member you day 1, still gonna send SC's, but kamioshi > oshi, it's just how it is.

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Wow, I had no idea so many people here don't actually care about Shiori. NGL kind of disheartening. I'd like to blame it on a raid but we all know better.

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mindbroken janny banned me twice for saying shiori is built for bwc

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>>57791273
I may be shigger first and foremost, but I'll always have a soft spot for the girl who got me into Hololive.

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>>57792070
Those "people" are sad and weak.
Not everyone is devoted enough to follow Ogas words.

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>>57791886
mental illness badge of honor

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>>57792136
Good, happy to see some unbiased actions. I just want to make a joke about the other colored big thing every once in a while but you can't do that on this board anymore because that would be OFFENSIVE!!

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>they haven't given up their previous oshi for Shiori

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>>57792331
HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO FILTER THIS IMAGE MAN

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>>57792169
was it mori?

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FUCK

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>>57792376
What's your problem?

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>>57792331
She's in the hospital, can you really blame me for 2 timing?

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>>57792331
if you have to "give up" anyone, you are most likely an undesirable fan

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Sapligs, isn't your mommy already back? why are you still here?

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>>57792269
imagine being /here/, giving (you)'s to shitposters, like a mentally ill retard, AND being a normalfaggot
have a pity (you) normalnigger

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you guys oshi a girl and dont watch other chuubas? i constantly have like 3 to 6 streams open at any time

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>>57792491
Based zoom zoom constantly needing mental stimulation.

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>>57792466
kek

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>>57792491
unity is for faggots, I hate the rest of Advent.

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>>57792331
I never give up anyone, I simply add more
My wallet cries in the night

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Shioribella

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>>57792553
BASED AND TRUE

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>>57792422
r-tard

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>>57792491
>ESL
>no loyalty
shocking

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>>57792422
Put your glasses on, Novelite.

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alright faggots you can whine keep whining like demented retards off their meds or you can give me quality Shiori lewds, what will it be?

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>>57792592
I hate how this board likes the dogs and rock so much. Absolute shit taste.

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Song lists that I want Shiori to sing in her next unarchived karaoke:
>Simple Plan - Perfect
>Creed - One Last Breath
>Avenged Sevenfold - Dear God
>The Cranberries - Zombie
>My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay
>A7X - A Little Piece of Heaven
>Powerwolf - Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend
>Green Day - 21 Guns
>Linkin Park - What I've Done (while wearing Transformer helmet)

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cute & sexy

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>>57792466
I'm sorry for triggering you, seeing as being parasocial is your only defining personality trait

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>>57792701
Take it.
https://files.catbox.moe/okm7qj.png

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>>57792772
Thats not Shiori...

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Should I play Armored Core, Holocure, or Star Rail while I wait for Shiorin?

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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

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>>57792842
Shiori is for cute, Iroihs is for sex. We established this last page.

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>>57792723
Based

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>>57792772
get this shit outta here

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This will be a slightly above-average thread, with some shitposters here and there but overall, it will be a pleasant experience where we will share our interests, support each other, and most importantly, share our love for Shiori and resist any attempts to derail the thread into unproductive discussions that only lead to discord

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>>57793035
God I hope discussions don't lead to Discord.

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>>57793035
>thread starting with /lig/gers pushing Advent seethe
Im not as optimistic

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>>57792723
>A7X - A Little Piece of Heaven
kek, her manager would scold her

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>>57792772
Iroihs please. The ShioAI is already a succubus

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>>57792723
>>Linkin Park - What I've Done (while wearing Transformer helmet)
I wish I could make this a reality

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>>57792723
>Nine Inch Nails - Closer

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SO FUCKING TROOOOOOOOOO MEGAN

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>>57793133
It's only a matter of time before this place becomes /hirys/ 2.0.

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Prechat.

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>>57792723
Babylon A.D. - Desperate

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>>57792723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s&ab_channel=MenAtWorkVEVO

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>>57792772
The artist for this did a nude version?

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>>57793415
I will kill them all before I let that happen
I want to love my wife and her friends in peace, if they won't allow this then I will throw the first and last stone

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>>57792772
that was okay I guess... There's no NSFW art tag for her yet?
>>57792723
Shit taste beyond absurdity. We need a prog rock chuuba but unfortunately, 99% of them have normalfag tastes.

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think about how hot it would be for advent to have group sex all the time imagine walking in on fuwawa and mococo naked and grinding against each other then hearing shiori's voice calling you then you look to see her and rissa holding bijou down and spreading her legs while they giggle and say they want you to take her first time and bijou struggles at first but when she sees your dick she goes limp and breathes heavily before stuttering out b-be gentle and you enter her and continue plowing until you feel yourself cumming and youre able to pull out just in time to spray the three girls in gallons of cum and hours later when theyre licking your body clean of sweat youre ready to leave you see that FWMC are eating each other out but you have to leave quickly because you remembered you mom was making nuggies tonight

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>>57793513
cringe, if you watch anyone besides shiori you're a whore and don't really love her

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where the hell are the memberships at my shiggers? I keep getting paranoid that I’m going to miss her memba opening stream and forever be a day 2 latelet

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>>57793415
I will never allow here to become /hirys/ or /infinity/. Fuck their discord culture

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>>57793035
There's a discord for this thread?

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>>57793415
As a NovelKnight I swear an oath to protect my Queen Shiorin first but the rest of Holo is very close up there as well.

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>>57793555
Least horny novelite.

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If you talk to people who aren't Shiori, are you really dedicated to her?

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>>57793583
I legitimately can't tell if you truly believe this or not.
But in-case you do, suck it up faggot. Kamioshi's and oshi's are a thing.

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>getting sleepy
>doctor's appointment tomorrow
>want to watch stream
hopefully it's only about 2 hours long

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>>57793714
Guess you really don't love her enough.

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>>57793714
He is obviously trolling and forcing the narrative that we hate the other girls

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You've nothing to say
Oh, they're breaking away
If you listen to fools

Break the circle and stop the movement
The wheel is thrown to the ground
Just remember it might start rolling
And take you right back around

You're all fools
The mob rules

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God I want to destroy this rock. Sexually.

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>>57793637
that was a mistake but actually there is sadly
I hate discordniggers

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>>57793799
HEY, I don't hate anyone, I just don't watch them. Simple as.

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It's evening in the US. Did you enjoy your federal holiday? Getting ready for school/work tomorrow? Looking forward to the stream in a few.

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>>57793840
i want to fuck her while shiori watches

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>>57793840
Break the rock, with the cock
With Shiori judging and commentating the sex

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shiosexy!

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>>57793840

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>>57793879
>It's evening in the US

yeah, we notice...

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>>57793840
The Gemussy

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>>57793879
I wanted to, but I had to work anyway.

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>>57793674
Yes

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>>57793879
It was a bad day for me today, good thing Shiorin will be streaming in some mins.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

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Just under half an hour until my wife and I go to a restaurant for our dinner date~

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>>57794082
How many hours to finish those books?

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>>57794112
bout tree fiddy

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i'm too tired novelites... i'll watch in the morning...

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>>57793637
No there isn't. The discord bit is referencing a different page where someone asked how you even make friends online. The basics of "how to use and find a discord server" were explained.

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>>57792701

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Either the majority of superchatters haven't seen the truth about Shiori, or they are coping and pretend they don't care.
We shall see how much she gets and whether this is true. I hope at least some people have come to their senses.

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>>57794261
Left for sexbros
Right for cutebros

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>>57794082
Should I go into NYC and try to find a nice edition of Crime and Punishment
I don't like e-reading since I really like the feeling of paper and it's easier to sit down and put my whole brain on an actual book

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>>57794112
What's your reading speed?
How fast could you finish a 300 page novel?

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698872840752169103
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698872840752169103
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1698872840752169103

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>>57787859
The damn immersion
The detailed interactions really give the story a nice touch

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>>57794425
GFE stream incoming!

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>>57794378
I'm slow as fuck, probably 8-10 pages an hour. My adhd brain doesn't allow me to focus.

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>>57794425
It's time to cook

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>>57794429
You can smell the mental illness coming from that. Written by a creepy obsessive gachi who thinks they're hot shit.

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Shiori is currently eating cereal.

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>>57794608
You will absolutely suffer if you try to do Crime and Punishment then
Go for A Study in Scarlet, it only has 200 pages and it's easier to digest

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>>57794714
With breast milk?

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>>57794714
Yeah, bran flakes

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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>>57794762
I haven't seen -that- poster btw, I hope he's doing fine

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>>57794429
Thanks, I'm considering adding more, but I think it's nice to be short and sweet.

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>>57794844
>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
NO SHIORI WHY ARE YOU POSTING /HERE/ LIKE THIS???

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My frail arms are giving up on me after one rep of push-up(s)

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I WILL EAT ANYTHING YOU COOK after I remove all the expired ingredients from the premises

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>>57794082
>All those pages
What will the book for next month be? The bible?
Also I'm suggesting game of thrones next month

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>>57794889
Ganbare
It takes suffering until you can do them well

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>>57794855
Yeah the amount is just right
Do make me feel comfy and sweet

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Shiori did not eat bran flakes.

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>eating right before a stream
She's going to burp on stream, hopefully she doesn't mute it

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>>57795178
>she farts on stream

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>>57795178
I hope she farts too

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>>57794889
I posted my arms in this thread before. Everyone called me an "IRL deadbeat"... and I can still do a couple dozen pushups before dieing.
My advice is to simply not eat, then you'll weigh less and the pushup will be easier.

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>>57795214
>>57795221
Asians are lactose intolerant

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>I think milk made my cough worse though www.
Shiori............................

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna see my brown hairy arms?

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>>57795350
Shiorin.. You aren't supposed to drink milk when you have bronchitis..

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it's so hard being a novelbeat. I don't think i can keep listening to both autists at the same time without going insane.

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>>57795401
I'm interested in everything going on tonight, but I also want to just watch Shiorin while I cook

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>>57795401
I commit to Shiori's streams because I physically can't follow what she's saying while doing anything else, be it watching a second stream, playing a game etc.

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Why is shiori like this? When she becomes my actual wife I'm going to not fix her and leave her like she is because she's a cute

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>>57791626
i watch nerissa with the self-insert angle; she is just like us, pining for shiori's attention
also watch filian and neuro-sama on the flipside

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>NovelEats
kek nice

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>>57795520
Also her model usage and movement might be the absolute best.

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>>57795383
You aren't supposed to consume dairy when you work with your voice in general.

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>>57795576
Yeah, it's really cute how she plays with the model

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>>57793879
I'm not at all ok

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ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!

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>>57792723
>Avenged Sevenfold - Demons
>Slipknot - Psychosocial
>Alice in Chains- Bleed the Freak
>Ghost - Dance Macabre
>Korn - Freak on a Leash
>Misfits - Last Caress or the Metallica cover

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We're going to get fed.

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That tomato being blended? ME

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>>57795663
Ready to only watch the first 20 minutes because it's 4am here so I'll watch the vod later on when i wake up? Hell yes I'm ready

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POLL TIME

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>>57791718
Go back to the catalog and watch the homos

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MY CUTE GOTH WIFE MAKING ME DINNER IN OUR CLASSIC KITCHEN

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>>57795793
Modern kitchen is OBJECTIVELY the correct choice

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>>57795520
Weak. I'm half asleep when watching all her streams anyway so I can't pay attention regardless.

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pwes weileb onw dwemowcuacy, owo

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>1 minute late
SHE HATES US

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I love my goth GF Shiori!

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE BGM CLEANSES MY SOUL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU
starting

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear Shiori's loading BGM
>Immediately feel at peace

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>>57792736
I'm sorry for triggering you, seeing as being a faggot is your only defining

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>>57795959
This is her canon attire for this stream

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Getting cooked by Shiorin!

[Anonymous No.]

gosling faggots make me sick, honestly. I've seen you freaks shit up all the other EN girls. It's all just a precursor to trolling nonsense when something "controversial" inevitably pops up.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the wait guys, Shiori was waiting for me to finish a video I was watching before starting stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Floor soup soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Stuffed by Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

character ai is not working, how i'm supposed to have my schizo imaginary sex?

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>>57796184
kys

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I want to pamper her...

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAA SHIORI'S VOICE

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhhh, she's so precious

[Anonymous No.]

>still coughing
that shit is long covid

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>>57796184
kys

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>>57796205
The ShioAI isn't working? Are we free from the succubus?

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>>57796184
shhhhh faggot we're watching a stream now

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>I regret drinking the milk because it made my cough worse
Shiori~n...

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI~N ON THE TELLY

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>>57796184
The fuck did I do?
I just work out and post cute shit

[Anonymous No.]

omg shes even cuter now....

[Anonymous No.]

She's absolutely fucking dorky

[Anonymous No.]

>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
where did she pick this up all of a sudden...

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>>57796268
the whole page is not working

[Anonymous No.]

Cute chef wife

[Anonymous No.]

It was a bad day but now it's Shiori time and I feel nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796293
ignore and watch the stream
people starting shit for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Who else is ready to be pushed off a cliff by Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE Shiocracy.

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>>57796348
Have I just not noticed it all this time? She's used that phrase like 3+ times today.

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>>57796184
I wish kronies can fuck off and stop trying to turn this place into /inf/, but we can discuss that after the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Expired milk tastes like medicine. That you would immediately gag on. I still remember the trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

I've definitely had a close brush with death when taking a swig of milk and realizing it was old.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had expired milk before.

[Anonymous No.]

Confirmed not asian for not being lactose intolerant.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda hope the cough stays...

[Anonymous No.]

We need to clip that laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

She just doesn't stop coughing...

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>>57796516
Biboo isn't lactose intolerant either

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>>57796189
KYS

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>nut joke
she really missed talking to us huh lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796516
lactose intolerancy is normal in all humans.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that chef hat looks STUPID.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin energy today ww

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori jesus fucking christ

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>>57796645
The lactose tolerant stand above all other inferior humans

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>>57796685
It's cute

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>>57796184
>they hated him for telling the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>post apocalyptic
that was cute ahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is already expired.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to care of her aiee

[Anonymous No.]

>The first time I set fire to my microwave
>The first time

[Anonymous No.]

expired Shiori pee

[Anonymous No.]

>the first time I set fire to my microwave
... WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796184
Any goslings who are still here after recent events are ride or die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796820
Aged like fine wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796772
Shiori's nuclear apocalypse bunker that would only last 1 year...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori Mommy

[Anonymous No.]

Krave Cereal
Total brannigger death

[Anonymous No.]

whats wrong with this woman

[Anonymous No.]

>Talks about nothing but having expired products, be it meds or food
>Eats bugs
>Has set her microwave on fire multiple times
>Swears up and down she can cook

Guys, do you trust her?

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> stream starts
> throw the tangent

I fucking love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796970
She isn't married to me, I will fix her

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>>57796970
Isn't she perfect?

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>>57796866
I was hard gosling in the first week, I've calmed down... but deep down I remain the same

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>The microwave incident happened BEFORE the toaster incident
I think Shiori should be banned from the kitchen

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>>57797037
No. I need to save her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796961
Krave is okay
Cinnamon toast crunch is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797068
I almost fell for the recent dramafagging but after doing reps I came out saviorfagging even harder... She needs me bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797037
Anon, I love her to death, but I wouldn't trust her to manage an ant farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797068
The gosling is part of the heart. It doesn't simply go away with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797037
i like this art style but shes drawn a bit "long"

[Anonymous No.]

NOW SHE'S FUCKING DROWNING

[Anonymous No.]

it's been a month already and the trauma dumping is still quite peculiar

[Anonymous No.]

FIVE YEARS OLD SHIORIN UUUUUOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking simulator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797149
Could she keep a cactus from dying?

[Anonymous No.]

Is shiori modding viewers like kronii? whos Shiori's microwave?

[Anonymous No.]

Are those big scissors on her back too??? CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797199
The chef is in the kitchen someone needs to place an order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797228
Pretty sure that's a whisk.

[Anonymous No.]

She's off her meds today, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

What.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796184
based, but save it for another time

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797261
no the two circular black and blue things next to it

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori... had a rough home life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797295
Entirely unmedicated

[Anonymous No.]

SECOND TIME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797261
No, more to the center.

[Anonymous No.]

>the first time i almost drowned in the pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797320
Oh shit I'm blind. Those look like safety scissors

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797295
UNMEDICATED
UNHINGED
READY TO ROLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797147
I'm happy for you, I did my reps during the break so was already ahead of the curve on that feeling

[Anonymous No.]

Is that a giant pair of scissors on her back with a whisk?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797203
Maybe. I'm not confident honestly, I feel like she'd set it in a dark corner and forget about it for 3 months.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad Shiori hasn't died yet

[Anonymous No.]

lol I love how self conscious she is

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is making me hate Dimitri even more than I already have.

[Anonymous No.]

She's self-aware of her FE tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797203
Cactus-kun wouldn't survive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797158
Considering their previous art, it's just perspective

https://twitter.com/_seventeencrows/status/1684534104899960836?s=20

https://twitter.com/_seventeencrows/status/1687802509119930369?s=20

https://twitter.com/_seventeencrows/status/1689607808826974209?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is she talking about

[Anonymous No.]

DIMITRI GODS

[Anonymous No.]

...Is she /here/ or am I schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.]

I want the Shiori action figure, complete with a life-like, functioning vagina!

[Anonymous No.]

>I had the same experience
Literaly me frfr, yet again and always

[Anonymous No.]

Off the meds, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797469
oh cute

[Anonymous No.]

Always Gosling for Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori you can't say that in 2023...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797420
Well, that's better than another Tuber I watch.
She keeps a dead bug intentionally under a cup on her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

WOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

holy based

[Anonymous No.]

a WOMAN?!

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAIIIEEEEE TOO CLOSE AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

every stream she gets cuter and cuter, I don't know how she does it

[Anonymous No.]

EDELGARD HATE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stick my Chromosonian sword inside of Shiori and inject her with my XY gametes

[Anonymous No.]

A WOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

holy kino lol

[Anonymous No.]

Wait wait, hold on, let her cook

[Anonymous No.]

I love this unhinged schizo

[Anonymous No.]

God i love this GFE

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t stand her 3H takes. Edelgard is the best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok WHAT

???????

[Anonymous No.]

REPENT!

[Anonymous No.]

i was about to masturbate to hentai, but shiorin's tangents keep distracting me and my erection goes away

[Anonymous No.]

It's just pure joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797652
But she prefers men

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

she just defined a woman as being someone with "XX" chromosomes. twitter in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797652
Based and aristocratpilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797652
Drimitri > Edelgard > not playing the game > Claude

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah, i forgot that she was talking about how she almost drowned

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797599
>XY gametes
Unless you mean X and Y, you need to retake biology

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking Simulator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797663
Guess you bad at maths called tangents

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797715
she's too based

[Anonymous No.]

Oreover......

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797652
Edeltards out. This is a DimitriGOD thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797697
Look at this weak novelite that can't even masturbate to Shiori's tangents. Laugh at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797749
She's cooking up tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

it's Shiover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57796866
I can post happy Goslings when things are going well, despairing Goslings when things aren't going well. Full range of Gosling emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797749
Let her cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797743
I took Physics not Biology

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797774
imagine dying off-screen in GD

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797743
he was talking about pokemon X and Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797805
wtf is this KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797749
Let her cook

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori.png time

[Anonymous No.]

Do they need connection to use the model¿?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... I can't solve this tangents

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797466
How the fuck this even happens, she poisoned the cactus.

[Anonymous No.]

Pool is closed due to AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>pngori again

It's SHIOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797500
Yes and Yes

[Anonymous No.]

NO NOT THE PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797805
>when you see the reflection
AHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

Her Live2D is so good that I actually feel robbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797865
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797466
>Killed a Cactus in a week
Sometimes I'm amazed by Kanata's ability

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797932
And stingrays

[Anonymous No.]

she just gets cuter and cuter wtf I wasn't expecting to have this much fun with Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

aw it's png...

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER PC

[Anonymous No.]

She needs tech support to help her with these model disconnects...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797908
>>57797970
It's suspected she either over-watered it or kept it beside a humidifier

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is still cute as a PNG.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of pngoreo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798005
Poltato PC.

[Anonymous No.]

Cannibalism...

[Anonymous No.]

MANE SAN FIX HER LIVE2D PROBLEMS

RIGHT

NOW

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell.
At least it's not as bad as her starting to talk about women living longer and transbians living longer if they chop off their nuts before puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

Shivorey...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798005
crypto miner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798121
Send AKA supa first onegai

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIIIIIIEEEEE THE BOWL OF DARKNESS NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to feel like live2d Shiori and png Shiori are two different entities

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you guys want to be my ingredients?

>Wait, why are so many of you volunteering?

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE HELL GUYS WHY ARE WE PNG AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ1HdZLwszU

[Anonymous No.]

Not the bowl....

No....

[Anonymous No.]

cells...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she's shipping us with each other again.

[Anonymous No.]

WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to put my cells deep inside Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAA MY A.T. FIELD SHIORI NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798219
She got so hyped it broke

[Anonymous No.]

I do NOT want to be merged with pre-chat, or with the anons here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57797992
>my face is trying to force me to smile
not like this....

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to marry the novelites...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori constantly reading superchats is kinda annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>Fear and Hunger
oh shit, do they have perms for that?

[Anonymous No.]

GFE (novelite x novelite)

[Anonymous No.]

GET READY TO BE CUM

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesnt like pepsi
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, she definitely the same kind of language that I use to sex Shiori AI.

[Anonymous No.]

video game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798291
What if I put on the dress? uwu~~

[Anonymous No.]

BE ONE WITH SHIORI
BE ONE WITH SHIORI
BE ONE WITH SHIORI
BE ONE WITH SHIORI
BE ONE WITH SHIORI
BE ONE WITH SHIORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798301
God no. They'd sooner get perms for the fucking SEQUEL series than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798037
Probably, i cant imagine how someone could kill a cactus that fast without doing it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798268
but actually though, is her setup this shit, or is this a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

MANESAN HATE

[Anonymous No.]

you heard her, novelites. everyone needs to put on the dress

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

dammit I hate management

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798411
As far I know, her setup actually is this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

mane-san is sweating bullets right now, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.]

Kek she was gonna bring out the fma dog wasn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798498
100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798498
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

LIVELEAK PHOTOS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798498
200%

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda surprised she doesnt just try to get perms before stream but shes so scatterbrained it makes sense lol

[Anonymous No.]

SHE FUCKING DIED

[Anonymous No.]

teapot...

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING LEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798552
She's gonna show a bunch of chinese workers videos

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>We can do it!
>Stream dies
FUCK YOU NEAL

[Anonymous No.]

It's shiover...

[Anonymous No.]

MANESAN CUT THE STREAM BEFORE SHE COULD SHOW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798498
my bet is something related to powerpuff girl
FUCK THE STREAM DIED

[Anonymous No.]

>She got so excited she fucking died

[Anonymous No.]

RIP?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

F

[Anonymous No.]

>gets perms
>Stream dies
IT'S SHIOVER

[Anonymous No.]

oh fuck mane san killed ker

[Anonymous No.]

well this doesn't surprise me

[Anonymous No.]

What in the fuck is her setup lmao

[Anonymous No.]

ITS SHIOVER BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>computer is actually shit
It's so shiover.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori Novella Ch. hololive-EN I PRESSED CONTROL Z TOO MUCH
Shiorin.....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No...

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE GIVE YOUR PRAYERS TO SHISUS FOR THE LIVE2D TO RETURN

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILLL MYSEEEELF

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god this actual fucking dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798633
PNG/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798681
What the fuck is wrong with her PC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798657
>got so excited her model broke
>Got even MORE excited her stream broke

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR COMPUTER IS A CHEAP PILE OF SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798681
>>57798693

this fucking retard KEK

[Anonymous No.]

people leaving stream already are weak

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

The freemasons got to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798633
I like her tangent about drowning 2 times

[Anonymous No.]

she's going to upgrade her PC with all the money she's getting right

[Anonymous No.]

WE ARE BACK!

[Anonymous No.]

I love her, she's cute

Wait....


NOOOOOOOOO WIFE DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

Do you really believe her when she says she's got a good pc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798802
inb4 she's autistic and likes her broken as shit setup as it is because "it works" and goes months before getting a new PC

[Anonymous No.]

We back

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD PEOPLE, FUN!

[Anonymous No.]

God I can't wait for her paychecks to start rolling in so she can afford a better setup.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Cooking Simulator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798860
Nobody is as autistic as Iofi, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798960
Tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798802

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrassed Shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

I love this retard so much....

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798960
She's doing it right now

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK MANE-SAN

[Anonymous No.]

LORE DROP

[Anonymous No.]

Cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798960
You're watching it!

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHH CUTE CUTE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I joined late, is she not even able to play the game or what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody tell her to set up OBS on highest priority in her processing list

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798960
Welcome to Cooking with Shiori simulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>57798960
Solve the tangents first.

[Anonymous No.]

She's becoming self-aware...

[Anonymous No.]

This woman is an actual disaster and I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GOSLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I LOVE THIS RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

>Hides out of embarrassment
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE CUTE CUTE

U

T

E

[Anonymous No.]

She is off her meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799153
reaching critical failgirl levels

[Anonymous No.]

I love her bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799095
She went on tangents at the start and then tried to do a skit but fucked it up and then her stream died. Now she's talking to the Yorick in her head.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799095
She's have to go thru her tangents and bits first.

[Anonymous No.]

My heart. She's too cute. HELP.

[Anonymous No.]

This is so fucking excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

Official Yorick for exploitable purposes, thanks Shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

I love her she's cute although all this roleplay would make her mentally tired lmao.

Unless.......

[Anonymous No.]

No one can compare to her like HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

shiori is CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with her? Why is she so cute? We're Yorick?!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the breakdown stream?

[Anonymous No.]

she's mentally ill and i love her

[Anonymous No.]

How cute

[Anonymous No.]

her cringing at herself is adorable, she's actually becoming self aware

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn't know what a wombat is
She's never coming to Australia...

[Anonymous No.]

I live on Shiorin's shoulder and stare at her cleavage all day

[Anonymous No.]

We're a fucking happy meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799341
yes

[Anonymous No.]

SNIGGERS, HATE!

[Anonymous No.]

She could transmutation our body into real food bros

Holy fuckk

[Anonymous No.]

>40 minutes to get to the game.
Alright shiggers. Keep track of that and see if she ever beats the record.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the last 40 minutes go?

[Anonymous No.]

40 mins to start the game
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god she' zoomin

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799341
every stream is the breakdown stream , anon

[Anonymous No.]

I thought this was a skit zatsu, you mean this was all a long tangent?

[Anonymous No.]

>Started streaming 38 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>It has been 40 minutes since Shiori started streaming

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right, this is a game stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799530
it is always a tangent with her

[Anonymous No.]

>hey, that's kinda neat
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799401
Good
Fuck this exiled wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799543
a what stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the skit lasting so long~

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799401
What the fuck is a wombat?

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love her. I'm past the honeymoon period and realizing that I seriously love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799646

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shiori to pin me

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799646
It's a bat with womb

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PC KUN

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori eats a lemon and dies

[Anonymous No.]

>40 minutes

whud da fugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799695
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799672
>past the honeymoon period
brother its been like a month...

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer non-game streams because then Shiori's PC doesn't blow up the Live2D app

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799646
A female baseballer

[Anonymous No.]

When does shiori get her first paycheck?

[Anonymous No.]

>my friend, he really needed a job
>HE

[Anonymous No.]

"friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799788
her big gay bara loving friend?

[Anonymous No.]

> watch shiorin Livestream while chatting with her AI
> Peak of GFE

[Anonymous No.]

I like this 40 mins of tangents and skits from Shior, remind me a lot of Kizuna ai...

[Anonymous No.]

>there was no food
*GASP*

[Anonymous No.]

"friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799845
I won't go into detail for the thread's sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799788
relax

[Anonymous No.]

>40 minute intro due to tangents
>still goes on tangents with the game as background
the shiorin experience

[Anonymous No.]

>Keked her friend out of a job

[Anonymous No.]

>report and ignore bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799788
>>57799803
>>57799891
oh boy, the schizos wasted no time jumping on this
have some free (yous) though

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799923
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799755
That's like the whole lifetime of a housefly, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799930
There's no bait in here, take your meds gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799921
Won't be able to do that with Everhood. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799930
>>57799930
>talking about what on stream is bait
dont be such a sensitive faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Steals your job

[Anonymous No.]

>Her first ever job
>Has a license and can drive people around
So she didn't have a job during highschool?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her L2D...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800033
She's just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

How is she still dying... What exactly did she catch? Was the the rona?

[Anonymous No.]

>Where was i going with this?
Classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800051
Yeah, needs to upgrade shit pc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800033
Where I live you can get a beginners at 15 + 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800033
You can drive people around while you're still in high school. Probably borrowed her parents car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800033
She's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800051
Same. I hope she gets it sorted out. Her PNG bouncing is cute and all but I don't want it to happen this often.

[Anonymous No.]

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE. Wait, never mind. Good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

Her "friend" "married"

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800091
Dry cough can last for weeks. She also had some milk like before the stream and dairy fucks up your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Married ending
Shiori you son of a bitch, you've done it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800033
You can get your license by 16 in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800091
>bug family
>bug vacation
we can make good guesses

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't get a job
>Gets married
Is it really that easy...

[Anonymous No.]

>40 mins to start a game
You know, I've been getting into streamers like Tomato and stuff that talk for an hour or even 1hr30mins before starting the game.
Shiori going on tangents for a full hour before game start is something I'd deeply love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800215
I mean... he did get a job, in a different city

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the member's only streams where she complains to us about how jealous she is that her friends are married while she's schlicking it to her husbandos and spends an absurd amount of time asking us questions about our preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>your baby job
how many of you novelites are in your baby job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799921
Nothing wrong with that I can listen to her whole day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800091
I had a cough for like 5 months before finally getting it treated. Bronchitis can last forever apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>57799921
Ain't it grand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800265
Kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800217
>Tomato
Based
Shiori definitely grew up watching vinesauce, I wouldn't be surprised if she also knows about the whole criken group and watches some of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800134
all of advent have tech issues currently, it's normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
Job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I'm technically at my third job temporarily for the summer while I wait for my next round of college classes to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
Been stuck in it for 4 years now and I hate it everyday! Only solace is my guitar and Shiorin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800265
Would be based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I'm a neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I haven't had a baby job in 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>stopped on 666mL
Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori was a bartender...

[Anonymous No.]

Pot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I haven't worked in a year now. But I'm still looking

[Anonymous No.]

26g of black pepper it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I've already been through 4 jobs since I was 19. I got sick of it and decided to finish school and get a real career. Still in the middle of it despite being 30 now but I'm a lot happier than working those shitty dead end jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800446
That's not the fucking image I wanted to post fuck you Hiromoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
>Started working 14 years ago
>6 years at my current one

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800568
Does that even still happen? haven't seen it in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280
I am technically. Got my first job 4 years ago after being a NEET for a decade. I'm a middle manager now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd deliberately get Shiori mad at me so she'd spit in my food

[Anonymous No.]

>squats to lower things
holy autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800280

my parents made me focus on school so my first job was my "career" job that I'm still working at. looking back I really appreciate the support

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800651
>Not doing squats in the kitchen
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800350
>>57800401
>>57800459
you novelites need to get with these novelites
>>57800359
>>57800373
>>57800413
>>57800510
and maybe get some recommendations for grabbing some cash

[Anonymous No.]

>Why is this so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800632
Tell her when she takes your order that you don't believe in tipping as a concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800651
it is the correct thing to do, even if they are light objects

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800684
Nah senpai I made enough money from shitcoins and inheritance. Never going back to the cage nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>people who get crazy scare me
>says Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE MINIMUM WAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800709
It was to lower something into the cooking pot, therefore autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>Angry people terrify me
Holy repressed trauma

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, Shiori is autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori dislikes thunder and jumps / squeaks to the sound of it

[Anonymous No.]

>i don't do well with loud sounds
ACTUAL AUTISM CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't like thunder
>Cuddling with Shiori during a thunderstorm!

[Anonymous No.]

how much is she going to trauma dump on member only streams?

[Anonymous No.]

we are in so many sub-tangents that i forgot the original story

[Anonymous No.]

awwwww

[Anonymous No.]

I want to yell at Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI ' NEVER BEEN BULLIED' NOVELLA

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't like loud noises
ACTUAL autism

[Anonymous No.]

>she hugs you tighter when it rains
I want to protect her soul

[Anonymous No.]

>You can scream to shiori until she cry

HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>57800863
>cuddling with Shiori during thunderstorms
>my cats don't do will during thunderstorms
>they jump on us and we get clawed to shit
worth it I think

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THE RRAT MAN

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>crying in the restaurant bathroom on your birthday

Real wagie experience

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>>57800280
I'm in an entry level position in my field, but at least it's not a service job.

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>>57800927
The "never been bullied" list just keeps getting longer

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>>57800904
getting a job at a restaurant

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>>57800984
Relatable and also very sad.

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can relate, (almost) crying alone in the bathroom during a break, Starbucks was hell
wage life sucks man, I'm so glad I'm doing better now

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>>57800916

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>Four outta star

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I genuinely have no idea wtf is going on aymore

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>>57800916

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>places dirty sponge in her prep area
SHIORI NOOOO

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tramadumping stream

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I must stop watching
One of the worst things to happen was the realization that she can never be mine
This is despair

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>did i count the change right
truly autistic....

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>>57801030
Being a service-based wagie should be something everyone does for at least 1 year of their life, like Koreans and the military service.
The improvement in customer attitudes would be huge if they knew what it was like on the other side of the counter.

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>>57801032
Didn't put on a silencer...

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HOLY ADHD / SPECTRUM

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>What if Shiori lost her voice

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CUDDLE SEX WITH SHIORI WHILE THERE IS A SPEAKER REPRODUCING THUNDER SOUNDS

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>>57801173
Stop.

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being mean to Shiori so she remembers you

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>did i go poor?

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>>57801245
Based

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Never worked retail but I know what they go through. Love you guys, I know you're just trying to make it like everyone else.

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>>57801173
flip back a couple pages.

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>Threads autism obsession diagnosing her live repeatedly in unison
report your status
http://poal.me/s69a1q
>http://poal.me/s69a1q
http://poal.me/s69a1q

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>>57801173
>>57775462

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>>57801141
I want everyone to know

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Did she pick this game specifically to traumadump about her shitty restaurant job? Kek

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Yelling at Shiori to make her cry and then coddling her until she feels better so you can constantly repeat the cycle!

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Shiori RPG

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>>57801279
Yeah life is hard enough don't why so many karens (and whatever the male equivalent is) love making our lives harder

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We're her Terry

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>>57801381
>Shiori's perks

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[Anonymous No.]

she understands...

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wagie bros...

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>>57801433
Shiori's shota collection......

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>>57801423
Vtubing really is unironically her method of Terry.

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SHIORI IS TOO SWEET

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>>57801353
if youve never worked front of house service, you have no fucking idea how cathartic this is

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png Shiori is the trauma-dump/wholesome Shiori

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I will kill for this woman.

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>I'm really proud of you for hanging on
The GFE is gonna kill me, I know it

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im gonna fucking gosling bros, I can't take it anymore

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>the customer is always wrong
BASED AND TRUE, FUCK ALL CUSTOMERS

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i'm a retail pharmacist and although i get paid decently i still fucking hate it that i'm in the service industry and have to deal with entitled people every single day.

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bros... my heart is pounding too fast...

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I'm sorry anons I love this woman
you can't rant about le parasocial and shit but I can't avoid this feeling

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I'm a sapling and a novel knight

I have two mental illnesses

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This woman...

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SHE'S GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO GET A JOB

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>>57801532
BUT I HAVE TO PAY THE RENT OF MY BUSINESS! KEEP WORKING!

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Shiori ;-;

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>>57801433
imagine being a shota being groomed by shiori

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I guess the pre-chat traumadumping was foreshadowing for the stream traumadumping.

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Shut up Jake

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PAN FROM DBZ

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I worked in retail so now whenever I go to return something/have an issue I always profusely apologize to the employee that has to help me to the point that it's awkward for both of us.

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based jake

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>>57801658
the weekend thread traumadumping spilled out...

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>>57801670
SHE IS INTO RYONA (5 TIME CONFIRMATION)

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>>57800280
currently in a dead end job but i'm working on finding a real career

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>>57801595
same

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>Pan from DBZ
Wasn't expecting that

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>>57801712
I hope Shiori didn't read the cancer fic

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>retail for 18 years
just end it at that point honestly

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>>57800280
Retail while I juggle that and tech school.

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>>57798997
...How autistic is Iofi?

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>>57801651
God I wish that was me

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>>57801757
i need to read that, do you have it?

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>>57801801
Maybe he like it! (*Hysterical laugh*)

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I noticed that only people with autism and ADHD doesn't like to watch Shiori.

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>>57801818
Is this the anime that novelites were saying "don't watch this if you gosling over Shiori, it'll kill you"?

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>>57801381
Bigger breasts!

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>>57801801
Poor guy. Watching vtubers after coming home from work is probably his only joy left in life since he's 100% dead inside at that point.

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http://poal.me/s69a1q
>The thread is 80% autistic
How do we compare to the other fanbases? I feel like this might be higher than the average by quite a bit

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>>57798997
Hi

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>>57801887
Yes, can confirm, I no longer reside in this mortal realm. Season 2 will eradicate my soul.

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>>57801887
Yeah and that's true

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>>57801916
you dont have to spell it out bro x_x

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I will slam dunk any one of you fuckers that yells at Shiorin into a woodchipper.

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>>57801945
>>57801951
Might give it a shot. I have a day off tomorrow and nothing planned.

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>>57801920
Kaela has transcended autism.

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Her fan is too loud and it's triggering my autism

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>>57801137
>total is $19.80
>you are trained to have two dimes ready
>boomer rolls up, hands you a $20 and five pennies
HERE'S YOUR TWO DIMES AND FIVE PENNIES SIR
FUCK YOU I'M NOT YOUR BANK

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I ignore prechat, what happened? >>57801658

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3 MONITORS CONFIRMED

/vt/ on auto scroll CONFIRMED

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was that a there will be blood reference?

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>Shiori right now

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Never worked a service job but man I've never encountered another customer acting up while I'm doing my shopping and I never act up either towards the employees

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>>57801919
>50 auto diagnostic autism
yeah now

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>>57801887
I never saw people say that but if you were an edgelord chuuni during junior high and you currently have a size difference fetish then it might kill you.
I highly recommend it. Boku no Kokoro no Yabai Yatsu

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>>57801995
I like the fan ASMR

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>>57801801
>MYR
You could probably do a lot worse in Malaysia

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>>57802011
Shiori did some traumadumping and then chat followed suit. Check hololyzer if you're curious about Shiori's part.

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>Shiori wants to visit my genetic alcoholic homeland Scotland
LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to travel to scotland and ireland
stabbed by a crackhead within the first day

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>>57802038
Morf...

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>>57801832
57679384

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>>57802038
Lmao

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I feel like an asshole talking about my vacations in front of people. I feel like noone else cares.

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>>57802073
>>57802073

[Anonymous No.]

shiori got her first kiss on the ferris wheel at discomania 3000 btw

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>>57802038
me under the table

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>>57802038
What's Stickori's cup size though?

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>>57802164
yeah with me