/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>57586983

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

gura...?!

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I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

I long for my wife so much..

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>>57624750
Good work on improving your aim! You don't seem to be missing her much these days anymore.

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[Anonymous No.]

devuelvan my Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9bqCxejVDY

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It's kinda fucked up that she stopped even liking things.

What is she going through, exactly? I mean the last time she said something like "I should tell you guys when I can't stream cause I'm hurting" or smth, right? Paraphrasing but implied she was sick/hurt/inconvenienced as the reason why she vanished.

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Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

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Gura has ligma

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Gura better have a legitimate excuse for being gone this long and not something that essentially broils down to being mentally ill and refusing to seek professional help.

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>>57625040

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>>57624494
That's a child

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Gura needs no excuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

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>>57625120
lol even if she does, she will never tell us about it.

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>>57625222
You keep posting this, but this was back when Gura actually cared and was eager to spend time with her chumbies.

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This is the love of my life...

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The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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I think Gura loves us so much she's afraid that we lose interest in her if she's always around

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>>57625362
She's not wrong. Her stream quality goes off a cliff if she streams too much with nothing to bounce off of.

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would you let this silence slide if she came back with 3D live (or even with not pre-recorded one) for her anniversary and just wanted keep it a secret? I know the studio is booked but things can change.

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>>57625120
Whether that's even the case or not aside, it's fucked up and telling that your thoughts about her chronically struggling with a mental or personality disorder would boil down to "you still need to stream video games for me"

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>>57625446
Sort of. Her 2nd holocure strewn was pretty meh by her standards

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>>57625665
I would let anything slide.

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>>57625446
If she was after quality then she would come back with creative shit like the maid RP or the song making stream.

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>>57625828
Watch streams.

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>>57625298
it still rings true no matter what happens

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>>57625362
Not true, she used to stream 4-5/7 days a week for like 4+ hours for a year or so, and everyone loved it.

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>>57625362
>>57625446
>>57625717
Genuinely retarded angle. Her content was great back when she was streaming consistently and if anything people would loose interest by her disappearing all the time.

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Just beat ng++ of armored core. Pretty cool.

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hi :3

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>>57625962
hello larper kun, here to make more empty promises again?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do abuse victims keep coming back? "SHE'S SO BACK" can only happen so often before even you realize that it's not true.

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Gura is ugly.

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I really want to see her, but I'll still wait for my goob for as long as need be.

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>>57625929
Gura has always run out of steam. She's got low stamina.

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I don't think I wanted to admit it to myself, but I think I NEED her, buds.
I get so crushingly depressed when she's gone...

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>>57626048
She took small breaks when that happened not week long disappearances like she does now.

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>>57625929
>people would loose interest by her disappearing all the time.
Very important point
The fact that she disappeared for several months at first with with no explanation certainly did nothing to help her. The YouTube algorithm readjusted itself around the lack of new Gura streams and clips and just started pushing people to other stuff, because what the fuck do you expect to happen if you’re inactive for such a long period of time? People lose interest
But on the other hand, it’s actually pretty impressive that she disappeared for so long and still retains relatively high viewership on her vods for her channel

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>>57626010
I have Stockholm syndrome :3

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Remember when she used to make schedules? I remember.

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>>57625665
I've thought about that, a lot, if she does come back with some big thing prepared for her anniversary I would be okay with it, but still annoyed at the lack of absolutely anything in between.
I'll still be frustrated at the lack of any communication surrounding the concert, that really bothers me for some reason, like a ton of people paid just to see her specifically perform, you would think she could at minimum send out a tweet saying like "you guys excited?" or "how did you guys like it?" or literally anything that's not a manager retweet.
I still don't get people's insistence that she shouldn't post anything, I get that if she doesn't want to she doesn't have to, I'm not saying she should have to, I just don't understand why she doesn't want to, it's such a low effort thing to keep people engaged, if she had been sending a short tweet every 3-5 days that she's gone I bet not even half the people who are upset would be doomposting every day.

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>>57626010
>>57626343
The only thing more annoying than "WE'RE BACK" posters are antis who keep making retarded analogies like you.

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>>57626096
So you've been saying. I can understand needing to vent every once in a while, but you might need to try to find something else to distract yourself from your own bad thoughts for a while. I'm not sure this is working for you.

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Do some people really take "we're back" and "it's over" posting that seriously?

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>>57626520
retard

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>>57626520
I don't hate her. I just get frustrated by her being active seemingly to take some of the wind out of the sails of Advent. I would be fine with it if she actually came back, but she left literally right after. It makes me think of a Mean Girls style conniving personality. I will be like this until she comes back again.

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>>57626633
People posting that Gura is back haven't let her live inside their hearts.

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>>57626633
Not me, and even less if they use a gigachad pic.

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>>57626439
>I still don't get people's insistence that she shouldn't post anything
I know right? I hate that shit.
They keep pushing this still because they genuinely believe she’s too inept to run her own life, so she shouldn’t be held to any standards. While there is truth to her being maladjusted in several ways, I hate how they think she’s so retarded that she can’t handle basic tasks. They’re basically babying her:
>”nuuuu gura said using Twitter makes her nervous, so leave her alone about it!!11!!1”
So what? Toughen her up. I want Gura to grow as a person and become strong. That’s what the idol journey is about. Gura should be pushed to become the best she can be, and thus should be held to higher standards.

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>>57626667
>being active seemingly to take some of the wind out of the sails of Advent.
You don't actually believe this.

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I feel bad for Gura. Saplings cry for Fauna when she’s gone, but when Gura gone, Chumbuds resort to reporting the shark to management.
I feel bad for Gura, desu…

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>>57626803
Either it was or it's some really bad timing.

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>>57626823
Needs more ellipsis......

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Is gura okay? I take it she's got a lot of projects

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>>57626439
Because in your mind the concert exists mainly as a vehicle for you to get more of what you actually want, her talking to you about things, her personality and her thoughts. You don't really care that much about the actual contents of a concert so without her discussing it it's like it's meaningless. Whereas in Gura's mind, the point of a concert is the concert. She finds that way more interesting and fun than talking about it and doesn't see the need because you got the part that matters, the performance. It's a large difference in mentality leading to your frustration.

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>>57626823
Well unlike Fauna, Gura actually disappears for weeks without notice.

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Reminder that Ayame doesn't get nearly as much shit for doing the same thing. She used to, but it was more people having fun with the Ayame phone photo and counting each day. It was never malicious like the posters are for Goomba

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>>57626823
Despite the things Fauna can be criticized for, Fauna gives saplings a reason to cry for her to return. Fauna doesn’t leave her fans high and dry and in the dark like Gura does. Saplings are aware that Fauna has been in Japan for several weeks now, and is busy with shit. Saplings are known for being needy if Fauna is going for even a millisecond, but at least Fauna keeps them up to date on where she is and what she’s doing.
No one knows where Gura is or what the hell she’s even doing, if anything at all. She could be doomscrolling Instagram or TikTok for all we know

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>>57626823
Have people reported her to management? Also I'm sure the first few times people acted like the saplings, but a year and a half in people are just kinda over it and want this stuff to just be figured out already.
I just want her to tell people what to realistically expect out of her, if she wants to go do other shit all the time like Ayame just say that, don't say stuff like she wants to go back to 2021 Gura and then just vanish again.
Part of this is her own fault because she encourages people to get their expectations high when she knows she won't meet them.

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>>57627057
Ayame tweets more than Gura. Fucking AYAME
There is no excuse for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

I ate taco flavored Pizza Pops and it tasted like a taco that was already eaten once.
3/10 wouldn't recommend.

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>>57626518
>but you might need to try to find something else to distract yourself from your own bad thoughts for a while
This does not fucking work. I've tried. You fucking people are always saying this to us and making it seem like it's as easy as breathing but it isn't.
>try to play vidya
>vidya reminds me of Gura
>depression
>try to listen to music
>music reminds me of her beautiful voice
>depression
>try to watch other chuubas
>other chuubas remind me that she's gone
>depression
>try to do fucking anything else
>keep realizing I'm just doing these things to distract myself from Gura
>depression
The only time I'm able to relax is when I'm fucking sleeping. I could probably try to only do that until she comes back but that would probably kill me.

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>>57627057
EOPs don't care about JPs. Quit talking about them.

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>>57626667
>>57626847
Ah yes "take some of the wind out of the sails of Advent" by streaming a bunch of debuff games at her usual timeslot. How nefarious... This narrative is completely retarded.

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Mucho texto

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>>57627242
But why did she only come back right when they were in their debut week, stay during the first couple of weeks (overlapping with Nerissa in basically every stream), and then leave once the debut hype died down? It's quite the coincidence if not active.

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>>57626935
I mean she did do a watch along for link your wish and she made a couple posts about connect, so it's not like she has a track record for not talking about these things.

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>>57627307
Why did Nerissa stream in Gura’s usual time slot

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Didn't read the thread, I love Gura!

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>>57627094
The reporting Gura to management happened I think a year ago. Someone in the thread posted a -how-to to send in issue/complaint to Cover. Then the next day Gura made post saying that she’d be back soon but that she was just busy or sick or something (I don’t remember)
I feel like Gura would only be more discouraged to stream if she saw how her fans were talking about her.

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>>57627393
>Didn't read the thread
Why do anons keep repeating this lie to themselves

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>>57627357
Can a senpai not accommodate a kouhai for a week or two? It's just rude. But even then, it would have been fine if she STAYED. Then I would say Advent gave her the motivation to come back like she used to. But I can't give that kind of charitable interpretation when she just abandoned us again.

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What are you buds doing today on this sharkless Saturday?
I'm at a baseball game right now.

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This is why gura has been absent for a few weeks

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>>57627449
It's not a lie.

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>>57627310
The only one she really talked about in detail was link your wish and personally I think that's because it was the first one, a new experience, and so she felt she had things she could say about it. I don't think she intends to do that much anymore because she doesn't have fresh enough things to say and as I said before, doesn't see the point in talking about things for the sake of it. I would like her to as well, I just think that's how she sees it

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>>57627496
I'm playing wc3 custom games.

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I'm only here to read what new retarded cope you husks have cooked up about why she isn't streaming
>>57625362
my new favorite lol

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>>57627496
Watching Kiwawa and going to play a new video game when she's done.

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>>57627496
Just finished getting caught up on my summer class
Windows Server certification acquired, wooo

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>>57627144
>You fucking people are always saying this to us and making it seem like it's as easy as breathing but it isn't.
I'm well fucking aware that it's not easy. I tell myself of all the things I should be doing, but never do them. Depression sucks.
But just keep active in some way and eventually you'll get out of this particularly bad funk you seem to be in. You don't need to be at 100%, but the worst will pass, you'll be fine.

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>>57627602
VERY good cert to get, Chumbud. Well done!!

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>>57627496
I just finished listening to my severely drunk friend ramble incoherent thinks and now I'm preparing for a bike ride.

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I'm here to act retarded and love goob, and I'm all out of goob.

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>>57627496
Browsing steam for a new game to play.

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>>57627501
case in point

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I will stop my anti-posting for today if you post a good image of Gura to coom to. Otherwise, I'll stick around.

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>>57627786
Semantics argument detected. You can skip all the walls of text while skimming small posts, and I don't consider that reading the thread.

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>>57627805
Nyo. Enjoy your anti-posting, nerd.

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>>57627722
Thank you kind chumbie :)
Even in her absence, Gura oddly inspires me to push for self-improvement. Strange, but I'm sure not complaining, lol

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>>57627805
Knock yourself out.

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>>57627805
This is the shit we have to deal with are you fucking kidding me -_-

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>>57627847
Semantics argument detected.

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>>57627805
The word is goom. You can't even get something simple like that right, fake chumbud.

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>>57627496
Just finished ng++ of armored core. Now its time for my animal husbandry reps.

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>>57627307
Except she was streaming weeks before Advent debuted, if anything it's Nerissa who is overlapping Gura's usual timeslot, and debut hype lasts longer than a few weeks. Also you'd still be pushing the overlap narrative even if Gura was still streaming, stop being disingenuous.

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>57627949
Gura secretly loves booba Gura.

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Hey chumbuds! I found gura!

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>>57627528
Yeah, I mean I don't expect her to do a whole breakdown or watch along, but I feel like even a quick tweet to hype people up about it makes a really big difference in the atmosphere. That's more along the lines of what she did for connect, one tweet to hype it up and one tweet to thank people for watching, that feels like a pretty standard interaction.

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Gura with big bazookas is so fucking hot holy shit. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

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>>57627882
There is no better feeling than jerking off to an attractive girl you hate.

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>>57628007
I found the real Gura.

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>>57627711
I know you mean well anon and I'm sorry for getting pissy. It's just so fucking hard and the only place I can go to talk about her that I know is here and, considering the state of the thread, most of the time it just isn't worth it. So I just end up sitting alone with nothing but my retarded thoughts.

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>>57628169
It's going to be okay bud

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>>57628169
Yeah, you should be sorry for getting well-meaning people caught up in your larp.

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it's easier if you just imagine them all as seething fembuds

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>>57627475
Can a kouhai not accommodate a senpai by not overlapping the timeslot her senpai has been streaming in for 3 years if she wants numbers so bad?
>It's just rude
You thinking newbies can just come in and run roughshod is what's rude here.
>it would have been fine if she STAYED
You were literally pushing the Gura Advent overlap narrative every time Gura streamed. Stop lying.
>Then I would say Advent gave her the motivation to come back like she used to.
So you would push another false narrative. Good to know.
>can't give that kind of charitable interpretation
You were accusing Gura of sabotaging Advent by just streaming in her usual timeslot. There was nothing charitable about your interpretation.

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>>57627930
This. Some in /vt/ are pushing the holo vs holo narrative and it's not just Gura they're using. If anything Gura gain strength from Advent and lost it when EN took a hit recently.

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day 16! give it up for day 16!

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>>57628169
>*hugs (you)*
It’s going to be okay, Chumbud.
. . .
>*unzips dick*

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>>57624564
Fembuds are as gay as gura

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>>57628450
Women in general suck.

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>>57627930
>>57628332
And yet, you miss my point entirely. But look, I know you will defend her no matter what. And I will probably shit on her no matter what. It's unlikely we will ever meet anywhere in the middle. I contend that she would have been on break for much longer if not for Advent. Advent made her worried that some fans would jump ship, so she streamed a ton to keep you around. And now she stopped streaming because it was long enough to keep some content. Is this really that unbelievable?

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Gura is a woman
A fucking girl
With a vagina

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>>57628508
Yes because why would Gura start caring about her numbers now? It's not like her at all.

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>>57628486
Yeah, me

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>>57628508
Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern, if she does it to EN4 too I'll believe it.

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>>57628550
She was made for me..

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>>57628508
>And I will probably shit on her no matter what.
Why do you go to a thread for someone you dislike? Do you enjoy arguments enough that you want to seek them out?

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It's cute how obsessed shitposters are with Gura and her chumbies.
Where are they when she's actually streaming and can't think of anything else to shitpost about here? What are their backup threads they bother?

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If you want an actual charitable interpretation of her actions, she got excited by advent coming, didn't want to be known as "the senpai that doesn't do anything" so she got motivated for a short while but then lost all interest. Why the overlap? She's always streamed at that time. Any other time would have been unfair to her viewers.

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>>57628573
She has to have SOME kind of caring about her career.
>>57628630
That's fair, I suppose. I won't push the point much more. I just have a friend who is actually a chumbud who is getting burnt out. I feel bad for him.
>>57628712
I probably should have emphasized that this is how we view each other, not what is actually the case.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>57628724
When she's here I'm happily watching her.

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>>57628750
I choose to believe this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was trying to keep Advent down, can't you see?? I haet Gura!

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>>57628724
How can you not be obsessed with Gura though? Just look at her go!

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>>57626439
Let's assume that she is in Japan but wants to keep it a secret. When she normally does twitter stuff its like 2-3 am in Japan. People would know instantly if she started doing those outside her normal time.
I dont't 100% believe it myself, this is just me trying to put positive spin how things are instead thinking that she is lazy/does not care.

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>>57629011
Heh that was pretty impressive, I love her.

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Pls don't hate Advent because of some shitposters.

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>>57628508
>>57628630
No one sane person should ever compromise with anti garbage like you. Even when you try to sound "polite" you just push your bs narratives. You're also ignoring that Gura has always been known to have no problem streaming more whenever she can. Right now she can't for whatever reason.

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>>57629159
I mean I was never gonna watch more than clips of them regardless. I would never let retards on some basket weaving forum actually have an impact on my life.

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>>57629031
Yeah but at the same time there would be an excuse for her to tweet around the concert time since everyone was claiming she was there and doing it live.
And also you can schedule tweets right? (I don't know for sure I've never actually tweeted anything) She could type something up and have it send around her normal time if she wanted to hide it.

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i miss

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>>57629300
Hello miss, you want to marry me?

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>>57629159
I like Advent, why would I care about some shitters' opinions on the internet?

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>>57629256
I'm polite because I don't hate Gura, and there are plenty of good things about her. I am just a bit dissatisfied with her choices, assuming my rrats are true. They are rrats. I agree. But they are the ones that make the most sense to me. I do hope she actually comes back for you guys.

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>>57628810
Wonder if your "friend" knows that you're a piece of shit anti that in your own words "will probably shit on her no matter what"

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>>57629159
We get falseflaggers from every corner here. None of them will make me hate anyone's oshi or their respective fanbase.

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>>57629477
your rrates make zero sense though and are schizo-tier

[Anonymous No.]

remember to buy Crocs

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>>57629577
then release them already, Gura

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>>57629577
I'm not buying more than the one pair I already got

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>>57629500
I wrote what I meant poorly. If you look at the post that you responded to, you would see that. I mean "But look, I know you will defend her no matter what. And YOU THINK will probably shit on her no matter what."
I meant it as, you think about me in a specific way, and I think about you in a specific way. And because of that, we aren't willing to be nice. I don't actually hate her.

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>>57629577
I will at some point. She gives a hard sell. They do seem like they'd be comfy to use around the house like slippers.

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>>57629577
I kept thinking that I should buy the minecraft crocs but I feel like it would make me look like a manchild

[Anonymous No.]

>>57629559
Clearly not, seeing as anons understand it enough to at least discuss it. They make sense. But are they true, who knows. I hope I'm wrong.

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>>57629854
They are! Get the fuzzy ones for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57629952
Are there any CSA approved steel toe crocs? I could use some of those.
I want to look good on my forklift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57630357
apparently not, but googling steel toed crocs found a page that lists other comfortable work shoes you might be interested in!

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>>57629872
>They make sense
No they don't. If she kept streaming you'd be asserting that she's trying to kill of Advent, but since she hasn't been streaming you're saying her streaming at all was to "take wind away from Advent". It's dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.

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>>57630632
*trying to kill off

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>>57629854
She's such a weirdo, I love her. My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not Gura

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>>57630785
Gura has come to see us!

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>>57630785
Stream please.

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>>57630785
Just say something on stream even a member's post but for the love of god give us some sign of life gura.

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>>57631073
stream = Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

just get it over with already Gura
either choose to permanently stay or choose to permanently leave
I cannot keep doing this "cycle" bullshit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>57630785
Why do you keep doing this to us, Gura? We just want to spend time with you.

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>>57631207
Nyo

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>>57631207
just get it over with already Anon
either choose to permanently stay or choose to permanently leave
I cannot keep doing this "cycle" bullshit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>57631207
She had over a year to to communicate but can not seem to do it knowing full well the job she has right now is to communicate.

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>>57631207
>I can't even push the unsubscribe button

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>>57631207
The funny thing about all this if they fire Gura or she leaves because of all of this they will keep making money off of her long before she no longer works for them but the only thing that will change is that she will no longer make money from them or us. Hell, I would add streaming would not longer be a thing if she was fired or whatever but yeah we don't get any streams now so not like anything would change on that end.

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I'm hungwy for pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>57631398
what kind?

[Anonymous No.]

what up stinkies?

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>>57631207
You may not be able to see it, but she has no intention of actually leaving anytime soon.
If you can't understand my wife and can't help but make it all about you at this point, it might be time to just give up and leave.

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>>57631469
Grinding in my korean mmo, waiting for interesting posts to reply to.

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>>57629294
Again, if we assume that she went to Japan before Splash (and that was pre-recorded in June anyway) to do super secret 3D anniversary stuff, she would be busy get all that done in one month. You only need to look at Fauna who is also busy and has not been tweeting too much either.
I know you can schedule tweet but has she ever done that for normal, not event releated? does she even know how? The last ones have been 100% management.
of course all this is fun but pointless speculation but still better than doomposting.

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>>57631469
watching animes for girls

[Anonymous No.]

My dirty womanchild wife.

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>>57631802
i want to aggressively rape this dumb faggot in her fartbox.

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>>57631600
I unironically don't believe this, she has a short attention span and her stream times have been dropping like a rock over the years. I fully believe the only thing keeping her in Hololive is being able to talk to the other girls freely, and maybe the idol events.

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>>57631437
I'm not too sure. I'll see what I'm feeling in a couple of minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Ah so this is the difference between actually caring about your fans vs pretending to care about your fans, I'm jealous...

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57628724
You're so dumb anon
There's no reason to be upset at Gura when she's actually doing what she ought to be doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>57631912
More ellipses....

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632141
Amazing foreshadowing.

[Anonymous No.]

She will still continue to use X to connect with fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57631912
Why did she even say this? Did she even believe it while she was saying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632141
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632281
It's a mystery we can't solve without her being honest with us, and that won't happen, it could easily be something she believed in, it could have been something she just thought we would like to hear, it could have been something she was saying to try to manipulate people into staying with her. We can only speculate without being able to read her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632281
she said she wanted to do all that stuff
knowing in her heart that because of circumstances she could not
its like an undercover cop telling their daughter they'll definitely be there for christmas
knowing full well there's an important drug bust coming up on that date

[Anonymous No.]

why did sharkzawa remove "Kiss your homies goodnight" from the channel? There was nothing offensive about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57624494
Shorts are underrated. I'm glad she picked them for her swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632564
Retard, they meant she couldn't have cute panties like she said she wanted earlier this year. Her decision to take them is utterly baffling.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632550
did you only check recently?
that one has been removed for a while now. it was copyright claimed by some faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632281
Because she's manipulative and knows what we want to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632730
i knew it has been gone for a while but i never knew why. It is a great song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632171
There's obviously people that just float around and latch onto the latest drama wherever it may be at the time. Whenever Gura doesn't stream it just looks like shitposters very desperately moving in trying to get attention because she's very popular and know they'll get at least some attention from someone.
I mean I see what you're trying to say, but you also can't pretend that there's a ton of non chumbies that don't watch streams that come into these threads during times like these.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPH307C9Tc
This song she sings for us is called glimpse of us at the start of this one she says Simps of us..... that should tell you a lot of what she thinks about us. Why even bother supporting her if she is just going to do that to us and then just ghost us and no longer communicate with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57631912
>saying this shit and then disappearing for weeks(again)
Its starting feel evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632789
she says shrimps you dumb ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632789
Ok don't know how I missed that one but you are right on her saying that.
Looking back now with what is going on it does hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632854
eigo jouzu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632871
Nope, I just checked she does say simps of us Shrimps and simps don't sound the same try and say right now you know that to be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632789
>>57632888
>posting on cooldown to reply to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632790
Nah you're right. Nothing is happening at all right now that might make fans sad or upset. Its totally all falseflags and shitposters.
And you people want to call others schizos. Its honestly laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

please post bottomless pics of gooba, like no pants, no pantsu nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632953
Op here not the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

Dinogawr

[Anonymous No.]

gura is a good girl who has a hard time having relationships with people
she gets distracted and then develops an obsession over a game or TV show
and then she gets nervous about coming back because of the feistybuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632911
Sentences start with capital letters, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632249
>She will still continue to use X to connect with fans.
Take it up with Cover for lying about that.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632790
>I mean I see what you're trying to say
Okay, so why don't you understand my point then
When Gura was streaming frequently just recently no one was in here complaining because chumbies had no reason to complain during those times

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633011

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>>57633059
>because of the feistybuds
rewriting history again?

[Anonymous No.]

You see, Gura doesn't stream because she just likes us too much! It makes perfect sense! Don't ask how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633059
Then she should seek professional help. Stop making excuse for Gura's bad behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633027
this isn't convincing at all lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632985
Gura's not here right now, that's all.
Feel free to drown yourself in speculation and grief, I won't bother you.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, I'm done with this. I cant no longer go on and will no longer be guras stinky chumbud. I'm going to take a shower now, and wait for gura to come back, hope shes well.

[Anonymous No.]

Real retard hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632789
The shrimps fan name is directly inspired by simps, it always has been, I don't know why you think that's some kind of gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633193
Nothing that he described would be considered a problem or disorder. That's just a personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633133
that was exactly what i wanted. i love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

The dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633426
It's funny and it works, that's all. Some people sure like to overthink things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

This general is just full of soulless husks at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633426
>The shrimps fan name is directly inspired by simps
Exactly. Usage of "Simp" was at peak mainstream popularity like 2-3 years back and that word being in common usage at the time is part of why Gura chose it. It's a clever pun. And as time went on "simp" as a verb came to be used somewhat positively by people
This is made even more obvious in the lyric that goes "shrimpin' everyday" from Gura's anime OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Dino gura is full of soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>57633923
>>57627540
Yeah yeah, you're in love with these "husks".

[Anonymous No.]

I need Gooooooooooooob

[Anonymous No.]

>>57634101
you'd think that nigga was a corn shucker the way he obsessed with these husks

[Anonymous No.]

>>57634101
He's been shucking corn all day please understand

[Anonymous No.]

Pink Gura with hood ON

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she abandoned us again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57634613
Chumbuds…

[Anonymous No.]

>>57632790
When she does stream the shitposters crawl out too, the advent shitposting was awful, basically any activity or not causes them to shit their pants, because hey that's what antis do, find a reason to seethe over everything.
Either way, 'chumbud' or not, they're all attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57634613
Does it even matter at this point? Either you're comfortable being an afterthought or you're not. No point thinking too hard about it cause she'll never explain anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57634014
i read that as sand, which is also true

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has syncope and pika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635007
Sand? in my Dino Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

Has Gura finally become a real boy yet?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait till I get home
gonna cuddle the hell outta my dakimaguras

[Anonymous No.]

>>57624494
Gura is probably building up her flexibility to give us premium Gurass shots like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635113
It's more likely than you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635560
I always see this posted and I never know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon?

[Anonymous No.]

Gurandma soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635695
maybe he's saying Gura is like pinocchio? her nose doesn't grow though..

[Anonymous No.]

Cyb0rseggz soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635865
any time you're ready

[Anonymous No.]

Final removal from my moral coil soon?

[Anonymous No.]

In absence of Gura I started to self indoctrinate myself once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636050
oooh what did u convince urself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57635808
I only think of meme clips of Pinocchio on Youtube these days. Thanks, Pauly Shore

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636109
I started reading "Lightning and the Sun", and planning on reading "The Golden Cord" as soon as I find a good copy.

The other is that bigfish is real.

[Anonymous No.]

gura likes horror games, so she should play starfield

[Anonymous No.]

shabu shabu
shabu shabu shabu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7q8cHY91Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636590
I cant shabu shabu without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636540
She's probably playing it off stream as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day I come to this thread feeling validated that what I and many others said about her going MIA ghosting mode again after Advent hype dies. She will conveniently be back for her Anniversary with nothing to show for it except merch and some animations before fucking off again for who knows how long

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636590
I have a crick in my neck! (that's nothing new) Also my thumb and finger tips in my left hand have been feeling numb and tingly off and on for the past couple of weeks now.
I must be dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636989
>caring about someone you don't like this much
absolute beta behavior

[Anonymous No.]

Child

[Anonymous No.]

>rate limited
what the fuck i thought they removed that
i just wanna look at the new goobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636590
the key change at 1:07 and her chobit's like uh-oh STILL gives me goosebumps, and I feel like I want to cry, like that happy in love cry, and I've watched this what at least 30 times now? The fuck is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.]

mapoopoo doogas hapoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>57638089
this is the newest goob but I will admit that rate limiting has made me not want to try to find untagged ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>57638107
why'd i put that apostrophe there. retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57638368
rate limiting and killing tweetdeck has made twitter utterly useless. everything always gets shittier all of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111400202

[Anonymous No.]

>>57638604
I like it in a diving deviantart kind of way

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>duet song that she and Mori sang during Splash-Night
I really wish it was done with this version of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzf3fOLkD-Y

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys still seeing deadbeats everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

I require the assistance of a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639162
There's a deadbeat inside of you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching various Youtube videos about musicians I like and other things like cool kaiju fights while playing video games and thinking about my love for Gura.
What the chumbies up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
Playing hollow knight for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
I've been playing wc3 custom maps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
Korean MMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639162

[Anonymous No.]

>>57636540
this is starfield? holy shit, I thought it was some game from the 2010s

[Anonymous No.]

>>57624945
Hopefully it's the same thing that metokur is going through <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639856
Very nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
I was playing void stranger but the game closed itself after I picked rest so I'm going to sleep for real now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57627496
Attempting to carry blueberries through contest crota. Pray for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
I washed my bedsheets for the first time in 8 months. Caught up with the onimai manga and now I feel like watching some pokemon challenge videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57640427
I gotta wash my sheets and blankets at least once a week when things get real hot over the summer because of all of the sweat I quickly accumulate since I work nights and sleep during the day when the sun's beating down on the house.
But these past past few days the cool weather has been reaching me and I have actually been able to use a few of my blankets. Comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want my happiness back

[Anonymous No.]

I cleaned my bathroom buds, now it's time to clean up the bottles and cans on my floor. Im at 5 redbull cans, 3 water bottles, a cup, one soda bottle, two bowls, and three plates. Honestly not the worst for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Watch Gura in here she's live right now
https://www.youtube.com/live/5xEjKqjdeP4?si=SBv2bpV6uRolLRB5

[Anonymous No.]

>>57641606
that's fucking nothing, there's dozens of cans on my floor right now. I like the clink noise kicking them around

[Anonymous No.]

>>57638558
I used to love scrolling different holos and artists likes to find untagged images but don't bother now because I don't want to become rate limited. I didn't like twitter before but at least it was good for art, now it's basically unusable.

[Anonymous No.]

I took a shit, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have consensual drugged sex with Gawr

[Anonymous No.]

>>57642009
does vitamin C means codeine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57641943
A real amazing shit can really make you feel super "spiffy"

[Anonymous No.]

giwtwm
https://files.catbox.moe/k6sgdr.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>57642702
Why is it so puffy. Almost looks like she prolapsed her rectum or that she's trying to poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57643108
it's because of all the anal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>57641667
What is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57642702
>>57643108
>Lemonsnail
There probably is a poop alt...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is is not lewd! She acts lewd because it's funny sometimes. But she really doesn't know exactly what she's doing a lot of the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57643301
I pretend I do not see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57641667
love nest isreal?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized I never actually watched the faith stream
Gonna rectify that now

[Anonymous No.]

I feel the weight of the world on my chest, Im so done

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645423
I wish I could watch VODs and not feel horrible about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645423
It was a very good stream. You can't go wrong with Faith honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

Do u think gura is pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645885
Gura is the prettiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645885

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645885

[Anonymous No.]

>>57628011
She's literally fucking gone. She's not here. I doubt even management is in contact with her since she's in full ghost mode. If she hasn't been liking something = she hasn't even been in a meeting lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57646054
>>57646206

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645885
the prettiest girl I know

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/qn09f6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/k6sgdr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xyb2r7.png

[Anonymous No.]

You don't miss her.
In fact, you hope that she'll stay gone so that you can continue to shitpost effectively.
Her returning certainly won't stop you from doing so of course, but you're likely to get much more attention when Gura isn't around to steal that attention back from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57645885
There's only one girl in this whole world that is prettier

[Anonymous No.]

>>57647486
I want the full set

[Anonymous No.]

>>57628011
speaking of breakdowns or watchalongs, wasn't she gonna do a frame by frame of blue horizon or am I off my meds
speaking of off my meds, I was totally fine for the past couple days, just missing her, but today the madness came back like a vengeance, excellent, time to get absolutely nothing productive done with the rest of my night

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been here all day but it looks like there is no Gura news. What's the guess when she'll come back? Myth anniversary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648141
looks like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57639472
Watching a British show called Time Team.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura pees and probably poops, remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648031
another long night of larping

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648031
She did mention it, never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe she worked out a deal with Cover where she'll stream regularly for 2 weeks but then get a month off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648250
no, but if you want to pretend every post you don't like is me, you have my permission
>>57648286
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648242
gura's powerful gut leaves no poop behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648242
I don't need to reminder, Gura reminds me herself every time she uses the toilet (my mouth)

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648293
That sounds really unfair to all other talents but then again Cover probably just wants to keep Gura IP alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648426
My sharkwife has a powerful tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>57648141
I'm pretty sure that from this point forward, whenever we fall back into long absences again (and we will), we might have to look for whenever the next big event is going to happen as the most likely point of her return.
Last time it was Connect the Word, a it was her birthday before that.
Although, by that logic she would've returned once Summer Party was over and that didn't happen so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

She will tell us about all of the interesting things she does in the bathroom. But pooping is too weird! I guess she's an idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649049
Probably don't count on concerts as a regular return point, they are more of an excuse to leave than to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649145
RTRTRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649145
She's not going into enough detail on the peeing imo. Please more pee detail Gura! I beg of you!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wears ugly fake nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649634
ugly children's* fake nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649425
That Outer Wilds stream was probably the most of pee shark you'll see for a while, or maybe not. That was a fun stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649634
>>57649773
They aren't ugly you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649049
A lot of posters /here/ weren't confident that she'd return even for her birthday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650129
There was no reason to believe she'd return for it. There's more reason to believe she'll return for the anniversary, the account has been relatively active, but it still wouldn't be surprising if Gura didn't show up.

[Anonymous No.]

What Youtube video do you have paused RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650129
I mean she did her birthday stream and then fucked off for another 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650263
Wrong, she fucked off for a few days before the next sighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650242
https://youtu.be/OrCSQCX96yw?t=834

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649812
Okay gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650242
>paused
Uh, there's a lot of Youtube tabs here...
I'll just post the last one I used.
https://youtu.be/S0owOc4-keU

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYbtcZlRmQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650242
None. I have one stream playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57649812
I personally think all fake nails are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650296
yeah, I don't keep track of the "sightings"

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650448

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650478
Then why are you bothering to post? Your information is inaccurate. It's worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650448
I have a female coworker with long fake nails and it looks funny how she types so fast with them on.
I probably also look just as funny when I move my viking beard out of the way to when I eat yogurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650612
"sightings" are worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650678
You are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650734
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650777
I'm not the one posting about inaccurate Gura data as if it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

christ get a room
and also film it maybe

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call this creature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650832
>inaccurate
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>57650981
my wife

[Anonymous No.]

my wife