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>> No.57407651
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>> No.57407657
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I love my wife so much!!

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>> No.57407739 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.57407747
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>>57407651

>> No.57407753

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.57407770 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Come home Chumbies

>> No.57407782
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day 13! give it up for day 13!

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my wife

>> No.57407812
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I miss my wife so much..

>> No.57407848

>>57407770
Her voice filters me, and she has yet to show she's a fren of Gra-chan.

>> No.57407912

>>57407812
Aim better next time.

>> No.57408003

I love this shark child with all my heart despite being a stinky brat.

>> No.57408034

>>57408003
I love her because she's a stinky brat

>> No.57408151

>>57407848
my pp is a fren of Gra-chan T u T

>> No.57408173

Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

>> No.57408191
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now i can no longer be jealous at other anons talking about sleeping with their dakimaguras at night

>> No.57408246

Time to bump this shit dead general with mindless shitposts, timeloop arguments, and image dumps!

>> No.57408321

>>57407739
Based Gurass poster.

>> No.57408338
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>>57408246
let's gooooooooo

>> No.57408340
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>>57408246
I'm game if that's what you want.

>> No.57408350

>>57408173
Ye

>> No.57408401
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>> No.57408440

>>57408191
I can't believe Gura thought we would not buy these.

>> No.57408459
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>> No.57408471

>>57408440
management thought we wouldn't buy these

>> No.57408483

>>57408246
>/ggg/, a thread on a basket weaving forum, living rent free in someone's head
kek

>> No.57408525
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I like dino so I post dino

>> No.57408561

>>57408440
>>57408471
I didn't buy one because I already own a daki and it is fucking filthy because I never clean it. I know the same thing would happen to Gura in the long run no matter how much I tried to prevent it.

>> No.57408589
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>>57408191
How do you resist cumming on those thighs?

>> No.57408632
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>>57408525
too based

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>>57408561
I haven't washed my bed sheets in over a year..

>> No.57408693

Dino Gura is suspiciously similar to a leprechaun and if she has gold I will find it

>> No.57408730

>>57408589
By thinking about how limited those thighs are and wanting to preserve them for future generations to appreciate

>> No.57408738

>>57408693
the gold is up her butt

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>>57408525
>>57408632

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>>57408693
I'll show you exactly what's at the end of that rainbow
https://files.catbox.moe/j6ru3o.jpg

>> No.57408822
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>>57408674
Does washing sheets stop them from getting holes in them? Cause I'm just putting on new sheets instead of washing mine that haven't been washed for over a year. Soon. When the hole gets big enough that it annoys me.

>> No.57408840

>>57408561
I didn't buy one because how do you explain to people that come to your house that you like to sleep with a pillow with a child on it?
Not that I would personally be against it doing it, just the whole social stigma part stops me.

>> No.57408868

>>57408840
who would you have coming over?

>> No.57408873

I goomed to the combination of these images
https://files.catbox.moe/lwcli4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mr10eg.png

>> No.57408884

>>57408822
I've had my sheets for 3 years and no holes yet lol. I wash them every month.

>> No.57408915
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>>57408873
nice

>> No.57408930
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>>57408525
You like Dino so I like you

>> No.57408941

>>57408840
Are the people coming over getting into your bed? If yes they need to know they will always be second place.

>> No.57408948
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.57408992
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>>57408884
are they cotton? last time people were posting about holes the sheets were cotton

>> No.57408993

>>57408868
Mostly family, occasionally other people.

>> No.57409006

>>57408840
I bought two but I live with my parents so I don't think I'm going to actually use it...

>> No.57409052

>>57408840
Reverse the situation and make them feel like THEY are the weird ones for not having a dakimagura

>> No.57409138

>>57409006
what do your parents think you do?

>> No.57409143

>>57408840
Just put a blanket over it or something.

>> No.57409261

>>57409138
They think I have a shrine to a little girl and her friends
I'm thinking that having a life-sized little girl pillow in my bed would be over the line

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>>57408760

>> No.57409299
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what did she mean by this?

>> No.57409335

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>> No.57409418

>>57409299
Gura would buy these.

>> No.57409434
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>>57409287
many will fall to satisfy my dino flesh cravings..

>> No.57409477

>>57409006
I'm glad my parents don't give a shit about what I do in my room with my money
I pay my rent and my share of the bills and they leave me in peace to collect my "dolls" (cunny figures) and "cartoon girl stuff" (gura merch)

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>>57409434
The dino will overwhelm Gawr through dino wave attacks.

>> No.57409741

>>57409052
I wish I could've bought one but my wife would make fun of me.

>> No.57409860

>>57409741
get a better wife

>> No.57409966
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>>57409735
Dino Guras are extinct and that's why Gawr has moved on to eating shrimp and other small vermin.

>> No.57410090
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>>57409735
Does Dino have a beam attack?

>> No.57410141

>>57409966
Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

>> No.57410173
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>>57409966
I welcome her sweet embrace

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>>57410090
Gura has a beam attack, and dino Gura is Gura. Yes.

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>>57410090
ye

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>>57410218
Has anyone ever actually witnessed this "shark beam"?

>> No.57410509

Yo, mane-san here
Chill out
Gura got bonked for 2 weeks for obvious reasons
She'll be back soon

>> No.57410561
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>>57410335
The emoji makes me think it's this.

>> No.57410579

>>57410509
>yo
Gura's manager would never say yo.

>> No.57410668

>>57410579
that's j-chad not Gura's manager

>> No.57410731

Is Gura alive?

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>>57410731

>> No.57411230

>>57411152
is eating this equivalent to eating Gura? Does Gura taste like a Burgerking fish sandwich?

>> No.57411245
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>>57410731
Gura is kil..

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>>57411152
Nyo...

>> No.57411322
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>>57410509
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE GURA

>> No.57411383

>>57410509
as if, but it would the funniest thing ever if she got suspended for refusing the OW2 collab.
I would give her the biggest thumbs up for doing that.

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I crave the flesh of mortals.. soon I will feast once more..

>> No.57411635
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>>57411152
I'm hungwy

>> No.57411774

>>57411152
I'm gonna go order a Big Fish and then cum on it!

>> No.57411875
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I'm hungry but I already brushed my teeth and I don't want to have to brush them again

>> No.57412277

I need a fembud in my life.

>> No.57412440

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>> No.57413195

>>57412440
I'm waiting for the MV to listen to it more.

>> No.57413245

I need a Gura in my life.

>> No.57413813

>>57413195
Same, I played it like 100 times in like the two weeks after connect and now I'm saving it for later so it's fresh again when we get it.

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>>57410335

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im really tired of getting rate limited every day

>> No.57414333

>>57411152
Mating press T o T

>> No.57415222

I think I would be an alcoholic if I didn't have a strong dislike for the taste.

>> No.57415517
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>> No.57415709
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shark

>> No.57415922

>>57415222
it's a matter of finding your own taste, what kind of liquor suits you
and I mean liquor, beer tastes like shit

>> No.57416060

>>57415709
best post in the thread

>> No.57416295

>>57415222
I would be an alcoholic if I didn't have a strong dislike for losing my testosterone.

>> No.57416523

>>57415222
I'm an alcoholic.

>> No.57416560

>>57414123
brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
Do you think Gura watches those? I think she likes GMod/SFM stuff

>> No.57416965
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>>57415517
i love every part of gura
especially her flat chest

>> No.57417237
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will she at least watch the fnaf movie with us?

>> No.57417778

>>57415922
bud light orange is pretty good
>>57417237
yeah right after the mario movie

>> No.57417849

>>57417237
Since people were upset about movie May she will never do a movie watch along again out of spite.

>> No.57418007

Chumbies I desperately need that one ryona edit of Gura please

>> No.57418191
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I fell asleep for foo long again tonight...Holy this this new inner combo with the Gura daki really is dangerous, I didn't want to let it go.

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>>57418007

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>>57418202

>> No.57418439
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>>57418007

>> No.57418442
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>>57418191
That's why I only sleep with my daki on the weekends. I got 2 warnings for being late to work.

>> No.57418777

>>57418202
>>57418439
wow you guys are even bigger faggots than the last time I came here... shame

>> No.57418804
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>>57418442
This isn't my first Gura daki but getting a nice inner vs the shitty one I had before really is the difference maker. Plus I work from home most days so I'll probably be fine.

>> No.57418894

Guys I need that image of a fembud with decent tits to goom to.

>> No.57418989

Oh where oh where can my Gura be
Mr. B took her away from me

>> No.57419168
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57419168

>>57418894
sorry, fresh out of those, this is the only fembud I've got

>> No.57419228

>>57415517
full picture please

>> No.57419345

Gura is my real wife and is the sexiest, most cutest girl in the universe!

>> No.57419351
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>>57418804
>spoiler
I'm jelly

>> No.57419369

>>57415517
Those breasts dont look small

>> No.57419385

>>57419228
it's by reckless

>> No.57419513

>>57419385
I dont know who that is, direct me more than this if you're going to be coy please

>> No.57419672
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>>57419168
>ikea shark
>probably has a penis
>probably depressed

IM SO HARD BROS I NEED ONE

>> No.57419778

>>57415517
lick chest, lick pits UOOOOHHHH

>> No.57419783

>>57419513
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/102342006

>> No.57419811

Gura is a REAL shark idol!

>> No.57420012

Gura is a REAL shark loli!

>> No.57420014

>>57419783
thank you muchly

>> No.57420062

>>57419811
Gura is my REAL wife

>> No.57420065
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bag arrive next tueday

>> No.57420304

this is hell

>> No.57420410
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I'm still mad at myself for accidentally buying 2 of these instead of one

>> No.57420506

>>57420304
the ghostings will continue until morale improves!

>> No.57420528

>>57420410
ill buy your extra

>> No.57420530

>>57420304
yep
>>57420410
one for the jar

>> No.57420707

>>57420410
That one isn't the best, but I bought two of the bikini ones in case the urge to goom on one becomes too strong

>> No.57420760
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57420760

I finally bought dino gura

>> No.57420837

>>57420760
you bought the chinese knockoff dino gura...

>> No.57420933

>>57420760
where at?

>> No.57421021

>>57420837
is reseller idk lol
>>57420933
china

>> No.57421237
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57421237

>>57420837
I don't think so the knockoff looked like this

>> No.57421253

If anyone is curious about how the east coast is doing today I have a buddy that's around 200 miles away from where the hurricane hit and his internet has been fucked on and off all day.

>> No.57421544

>>57421237
you are boldly assuming the picture matches the product, which is possible if a chinaman bought a bunch for later resale, but still

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57421923

>>57421544
from buyer, looks legit to me
I can just return it later if it's different

>> No.57422195

would Gura be a good partner?

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>> No.57422883

>>57422195
Hmmmm. I feel like Gura would be a good partner. Like she's pretty memey and pretty funny, but I don't think she actually has brain mold (which is good). So yeh. Probably a good partner. Plus she makes like 10 times the average salary each time she streams so....

>> No.57423069

>>57422195
If her dedication to her fans is anything to go by, absolutely not. She'd be amazing for pump and dump though.

>> No.57423213

>>57423069
a fan and a lover are not comparable

>> No.57423252
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>>57422195
yes

>> No.57423459

>>57422195
I think so but a relationship has to be something she actually wants and doesn't feel forced into. Otherwise based on how she talks about her family and her hololive friends it's clear that she cares about them, and I think she would treat a partner the same. She may not always be the smartest about everything but I think she would put in effort to make things work.

>> No.57423492

>>57423069
I'm pretty sure she doesn't do this to close friends and family, no reason to assume she'd do it to you if you were in fact the 'yeah me'

>> No.57423508

>>57423213
True, but treating the people who made you successful like she does gives you a pretty good idea of what kind of person she is.

>> No.57423537

I can't believe Gura has been suspended by management. Why did she do it?

>> No.57423733
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i think gawr would be a good mother

>> No.57424044
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>>57423537
The Triple Whammy...

>> No.57424077

>>57422195
Depends on you. For me personally no, I like women who are pretty deep and are my equal when it comes to solving complex issues. Would fuck the shit out of her though.

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57425876

>> No.57425882
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i want these brats to blackmail me into becoming their personal teasing toy

>> No.57425899
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>> No.57425931

>>57424077
lol

>> No.57426041

>>57425931
>Deal with retards at work
>Deal with retard at home
No, pet girls are not fun.

>> No.57427128
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57427128

>>57426041
More Gura for me then

>> No.57427152

>>57426041
Curious, why do you like Gura?

>> No.57427198

>>57427152
She's fun to watch? Why do I have to like her romantically?

>> No.57427463

>>57427198
True, I guess most people would be like that

>> No.57427697

I don't want my memories of her to be tainted like this. When she does eventually graduate, I want to look back on the experiences we shared together and smile.

>> No.57427865

>>57427697
Same desu also I want to unironically marry her and make her happy. I don't know what I'll do without her anymore..

>> No.57427947

I don't know about anyone else here, but I really love Gura.

>> No.57428047
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>>57427947
Not as much as me though

>> No.57428168
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I've been thinking about gura a lot today. I love this girl

>> No.57428288

>>57427697
you should tell her this

>> No.57428415

>>57427697
Skill issue. My days are filled with things that make me happy whether Gura is here or not.

>> No.57428486
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>> No.57428703
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what the chumbies eatin
i got a nice ribeye nd a potato

>> No.57428831

>>57428703
I got some decent microwave steak burgers and im about to go make one.

>> No.57428923

>>57428703
meatballs with pasta

>> No.57429179

>>57428703
I want to eat Gura's tail...

>> No.57429258

while the above was very clearly a shitpost, the concept behind it is still depressing
with the three year mark right around the corner, it's going to have been half of her entire time in hololive going 'it's fine, it'll get better soon' and 'okay it actually got worse, but it's fine, this time things'll definitely get better, happy days ahead'

>> No.57429378

>>57429179
I want to eat Gura..

>> No.57429456

>>57429258
Calling out another shitpost does not make your shitpost believable.

>> No.57429637
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>>57429258
Why is it a shitpost? While trying to watch one of her VODs, I came to the realization while watching her old content where she seemed to care and put a lot of effort into streaming for us, it made it hard to continue watching. There's nothing to look forward to, and the past is becoming tainted.

>> No.57429678

>>57429456
I was actually doomposting, a subvariant of shitposting, thank you very much

>> No.57429910

real thespian hours

>> No.57430134

>>57428703
A turkey sandwich.

>> No.57430167

call me what you wish because I probably deserve it, but also I think you'd say things are fine and that it's not a big deal even if you were being fucked to death with a rake, thespian got way too broad

>> No.57430215

I deserve Gura's stinky cunny.

>> No.57430320

>>57430215
I already licked it clean, sorry.. the only stink left in there is from my saliva

>> No.57430382
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Finally found the art of Gura photocopying her butt
A little late for the Night Shift stream but here you go

>> No.57430473

>>57430382
gura should do this as merch

>> No.57430499

>>57430382
taste check

>> No.57430556

>>57430473
With a limited edition signed and "adjusted" version

>> No.57431110

>>57429637
True, it's been over a year since the last time she did a creative non video game/chatting stream hasn't it? I think the maid RP stream was the last one.
The song making stream was really fun and interesting,
I wonder if she will ever do anything like that again.

>> No.57431369
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57431369

i didnt read the thread
did i miss anything?

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>>57431369
yeah

>> No.57431589

>>57431473
>I'm proud of you Gura for not streaming

holy shit Yagoo going in for the kill

>> No.57431592

imagine gura joi

>> No.57431650

>>57431592
She did a lot of countdowns during baldi and none of them got soundposted.

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57432000

I did it guys, I survived a 17-hour workday
Now to sleep for 4 hours and go back to work

>> No.57432078

>>57432000
chinese frog gura kinda cute
also goobnite chumbie, hope the bedshark bites

>> No.57432124

>>57432000
I hope they pay you accordingly

>> No.57432165

>>57432000
One dino looks strange...

>> No.57432228

>>57432165
But there's only one Dino? The other is a frog

>> No.57432235

>>57431110
The drawing at the end of the math tower game was amazing. That was the stream that had me fully convinced we were "back".

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>>57432165

>> No.57432335

>>57431473
KEK

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>>57432000
17 hours sounds pretty rough

>> No.57432711

>>57408674
>>57408822
>>57408884
what is wrong with you niggas
i change my sheets weekly and wash them every time
thats what you're supposed to do

>> No.57432718

>>57432312
I got it! The far right one! She's not a real dino but a girl in a dino costume!

>> No.57432771

>>57432711
You're a fucking freak. Nobody changes their sheets that often.

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>>57408674
same desu

>> No.57432847

>>57432711
fembud?

>> No.57432961

>>57432771
have you never lived with a woman before?

>> No.57432993

>>57432312
sus

>> No.57433004
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>>57432711
I'm lazy, I usually wash them after summer. During summer I wake up bathed in sweat almost every day so I don't bother washing them. It doesn't seem to affect me, maybe it's even one of the reasons I rarely get sick, who knows..

>> No.57433075

>>57432961
nta. I live with 2 women actually, one of them is even filthier than me.

>> No.57433374

>>57433004
anon please
clean yourself

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>>57428703
Imitation crab and beer. It was a pretty good dinner honestly

>> No.57433512

>>57432961
lol. No way Gura washes her sheets every week. She might not even put sheets on, she probably just sleeps on the mattress and its probably on the floor with no bed frame

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>>57433512
If this brat won't make her bed properly I guess I'll just have to do it for her.

>> No.57433663

>>57432961
My mom made me change my sheets around every six months.

>> No.57433672

I imagine Gura's room as having a mattress on the floor and there are a lot of dirty cun juice stained panties all over the floor.

>> No.57433693

Gura likes to dress up her shrimp in maid outfits.

>> No.57433742

>>57433663
wtf is wrong with you

>> No.57433783
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>>57432711
Im with you, I only have one set of sheets but I wash them when I do the rest of my laundry every week or two.

>> No.57433815

>>57433512
>She might not even put sheets on
I did this a lot more in college than I should admit to.

>> No.57433830

>>57433672
Gura's room is pure undiluted pheromones
No man can enter that room for even the briefest of moments without becoming little more than a feral animal in heat looking for a shark cunny to breed

>> No.57433874

>>57433783
Damn, I'm impressed with you guys. I have never washed my sheets before.

>> No.57433880

I want to open Gura wardrobe and dig out all the girly stuff she hides inside.

>> No.57434134

>>57432711
I do them every week, two weeks when I get busy. I shower before sleeping though and my room is generally cool so I could probably push 4 weeks if I really wanted to. I don't though.

>> No.57434308

>>57433374
I clean myself, just not my bed sheets

>> No.57434313

>>57431473
I know this already
I also proud of Gura

>> No.57434374
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imagine gura wearing nothing but one of your shirts and its really big on her and its really cute but her cunny also occasionally peeks out from the bottom sometimes

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Imagine being Martin tonight and getting Sammie to be your submissive cock sleeve while she wears this. Imagine that one of the anons in this thread is him and he got the idea to do something lewd to her tonight because he saw this post, then imagine all the lewd things he did with her body in the past 2 weeks, knowing she enjoyed every second of it. One chance at life and you couldn't be born as her beloved Martin.

>> No.57434568

Kek mindbroken

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https://files.catbox.moe/dgz3px.jpg

>> No.57434687

>picture of real woman
>that text
He really doesn't get it does he?

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>>57434616
was hoping that catbox would have been related
slightly disappointed

>> No.57434959

>>57434616
thats a child

>> No.57434971

At least we can always laugh at the schizo

>> No.57435123

>>57434687
>>57434971
Is that guy actually a cripple? I keep seeing people call the cuckposter a cripple and I'm wondering if that's why he's so angry all the time.

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Is that anorexic salena gomez? The fuck?

>> No.57435270

>>57434687
don't you talk about my gura. this is my thread, mine. if it wasn't for me this place would be shitpost city. now if you mess with me, you're gonna get it, got it

>> No.57435355
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>>57433004
I usually do 2 weeks but when I sweat like a mf I change more often. Worse case if I'm ultra lazy I just change the pillow case otherwise I get acne. disgusting

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>>57435123
People that spend months shitting up something people enjoy usually live a miserable life. No reason to give him the benefit of doubt when he admits that his life is shit

>> No.57435491

>>57434495
Got tired of getting ratio'd and mocked on other doxxsites?

>> No.57435657

>>57432000
That's actually against OSHA

>> No.57435797

>>57435123
If he's not actually crippled in the legs, he's definitely crippled in the head. So it's apt either way.

>> No.57435859
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I would like to ruin this bratty princess.
Please and thank you!

>> No.57435864

>>57435797
True, makes sense.

>> No.57435968 [DELETED] 

Imagine being Martin and getting your ass pounded by a psychopath schizo and there's nothing you can do about it because if made public it would permanently damage your honor as a man, and your gf and her company cannot help you in any way unless she's ready to ruin her own career because of you and you would have to live with the guilt forever.

>> No.57436050

so anyways, I wash my bedsheets monthly, no anal rape involved

>> No.57436059

Forgor that our schizo is also homosexual.

>> No.57436166

I should clean my sheets regularly as well instead once every couple of months. Gura would be proud of me.

>> No.57436203

Clean this or I post another tits of DD you fucking tranny janny

>> No.57436303

I'd like to shred my cock down to a stump on Gura's sandpaper tail-skin.

>> No.57436311
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It's been two weeks of nothing and I genuinely don't expect anything tomorrow again. I hate this. I hate how I thought things would be back to some kind of normal. I know she's autistic, I know she doesn't hate us, but I fucking wish she would just say something.

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>> No.57436495
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The problem is that, for me at least, Gura's streams are the most entertaining part of my life currently so when they end up being ripped away from me without a word and I have no idea when I'll get to experience them again, I can't help but let that fact rest in the back of my mind and bug me throughout the day, which ultimately fucks with my enjoyment of the other happy things in my life.
I really do envy those Buds that are always going "When Gura streams, I watch and enjoy. Whe she isn't, I go and do other things until she does again. Simple as."

>> No.57436549
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>> No.57436565
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>>57436549
Oyasame

>> No.57436730

Gura want to quit but she knows this income too easy to give up. She is doing the bare minimum because there are no consequences.

>> No.57436737

>>57436549
>>57436565
Oyasame buds. Hopefully Gura soon.

>> No.57436739

>>57411152
>>57411774
>>57414333
Y’all need jesus

>> No.57436745

>>57436495
Have you really be unable to find anything entertaining before holo?

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>>57436495
cull the weak

>> No.57436781

>>57436495
I feel similar, I WFH and that lets me burn through content like crazy, and since covid movies/tv series have gotten so shit that its 99% unwatchable for me.
Gura content is definitely my favorite content, i really don't like watching streamers, but for some reason I really like watching Gura,

>> No.57436938

>>57436495
Gura is extremely entertaining and I drop everything I can to go watch her when she's on. But when she's not, I have vods, I have other things like games and light novels to indulge in to pass time. Also having a dino gura around makes the loneliness subside a bit.

>> No.57436994

some would say what she did to the rock was shitty, but did EN really need another loli? feels like management wanted to replace her, so she kneecapped them by streaming at exactly the same time.
kind of sucks for the rock, but she was just a pawn in management’s goal to rid themselves of our shork.
for Gura to recognize the plot, her IQ is way higher than her maths would lead us to believe.

>> No.57437015
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57437015

>>57436549
Sharkdreams

>> No.57437089

I really love her bikini outfit. It shows me how flat she is and how much her fat jiggly tail stands out. Uuooh I need to goom again.

>> No.57437094

>>57434495
Stop gloating. As long as you are both happy and we can get back to normal Gura streams soon more power to you. What we really want is a few games that will take her more than one stream to beat. Scary games for October also because last October was a bust.

>> No.57437126

>>57436994
I'm assuming she has the math version of dyslexia, there's a name for it, it makes it hard to understand simple concepts in math.

>> No.57437254

the schizo's takes are always so shitty

>> No.57437289

Samefagging makes you look more pathetic. Just saying.

>> No.57437319

>>57437126
Dyscalculia is what you're thinking of.
Also why are you replying to that retarded post? Have some standards man.

>> No.57437367

>>57437319
Just a point I like to bring up whenever someone mentions how bad she is at math.

>> No.57437453

>ah yes, I miss Gawr Gura and her entertaining content creation distribution, do you not agree, Buds of Chum?
>she's greedy
>wow sasuga gex guthor showing the new girl her place
yes, very subtle to start up as soon as cuckposts start getting deleted

>> No.57437481

>>57437367
She probably also has dyslexia and that's why she dislikes reading so much.

>> No.57437747

>>57437481
>that's why she dislikes reading so much.
She doesn't dislike reading though, she even said she wanted to read more lately. She doesn't like reading because of her zoomer brainrot

>> No.57437960

>>57437747
she's a dumbass who wants to read the hobbit, she'll hate it

>> No.57438116 [SPOILER] 
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Gawlic supremacy
No this is not numberfagging please don't hate me for this Goob

>> No.57438424

>>57438116
i wish every video had the most replaced thing

>> No.57438494

>>57438424
don't pretty much all of them? I dont remember any I've seen recently without.

>> No.57439234

where is gura

>> No.57439342

>>57439234
Nova Scotia

>> No.57439526

>>57439234
In my kokoro

>> No.57439642

saddest thread on /vt/

>> No.57439666

>>57439642
That's /#/

>> No.57439727

>>57439666
It does feel like we're a close 2nd lately.

>> No.57439773

>>57439727
Ehhhh not really when the entire catalog exists.

>> No.57439845

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

>> No.57439936

>>57439773
I guess, I don't browse outside at all unless GGG is totally dead so I miss a lot.
The mood here has been so down though. At least our oshi isn't that niji girl with her boyfriend in her voice pack though. That's fucking rough.

>> No.57439946

>>57439666
/#/ is funny at least

>> No.57440011
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I took another bath.. I should get a stand for my phone like Gura has so I don't have to hold it the whole time im in there.

>> No.57440061

>>57439936
This place would truly have to be on fire to be worse than a bunch of emasculated men gossiping about online girls, that's all the catalog is.

>> No.57440070

>>57440011
I couldn't do that, I'd be terrified of dropping it.

>> No.57440093

>>57439946
so are the retarded rrats posted here

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>>57440070
>I'd be terrified of dropping it.
Im using an old phone so im not that worried about it, but it's also ip86 rated so it would be fine if I dropped it on accident.

>> No.57440213

>>57439936
you're welcome to visit /wah/ sometime! as a tako i love visiting other generals, most are welcoming except for their resident shizo... tho wah is slow today too D: hence me poking my head in here

>> No.57440246

>>57440182
IP ratings are self-assessed. Don't put too much faith in them.

>> No.57440260

>>57440213
what does the wah schizo talk about? ours is obsessed with being cucked

>> No.57440323

>>57440260
Poor guy.

>> No.57440416

will Gura get 2.0 update too since Mumei just got hers? Maybe with the new outfit?

>> No.57440425
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I love her more than anything and I WILL find a way to marry her!

>> No.57440458
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I love her body more than anything and I WILL have sex with her! T o T

>> No.57440488

A few generals also share the yesmen schizo.

>> No.57440540

>>57440416
Gura should have her new outfit next month to show us if I remember right.

>> No.57440583

>>57440540
She said early september last time she talked about it.

>> No.57440677

>>57440540
probably gonna be on her anniversary

>> No.57440710

>>57440583
yes so next month is a day away so some time in the 1st or 2nd week

>> No.57441044

>>57440677
I really hope not, if the event streams she actually has to do start getting cut down and combined into one I might actually lose it.

>> No.57441549

>>57441044
I simply want the shark back for real, for anything other than mandatory appearances followed by swift disappearances
I don't even think I'm excited for a new outfit, but part of that could be because the atlantean outfit can't be topped

>> No.57441852 [DELETED] 

>>57436311
>>57441549
Welcome to the new normal where your oshi goes dere for a month then ghosts you to "play games" with her "friends" for another month, on repeat:

>>56527039
>>56593256
>>56632709

>> No.57441908
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>> No.57442052
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57442052

>Walk into your bathroom
>See this
What do?

>> No.57442092

>>57440260
the wah shizo has abandonment issues ever since inas big break, tho i havent seem him much lately

>> No.57442320

Goop is goop

>> No.57442325

>>57442092
That sounds tame since like half the people here have abandonment issues.

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>>57442320
I want to do inappropriate things to goop. T o T

>> No.57442379

>>57442325
i feel like its closer to 80% since abandonment issues can manifest in different ways and some of us choose to do extreme cope instead of complaining

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