The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 194

[Anonymous No.]

“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”

Previous Page: >>57348673

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>>57361855

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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[Anonymous No.]

Novella, My Beloved Novella

[Anonymous No.]

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we often repeat the OP quotes? This might be the first time I've taken note that one is repeated. Not that it doesn't fit the recent mood though.

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>>57361920
oh crap, was this one used already? that's on me for not looking too extensively

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I BOUGHT BLACK PEPPER AND VINEGAR TO HELP YOU GET RID OF THE WEEVIL INFESTATION.

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SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MOCHI

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>>57361974
WEEVIL NO

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SHIORI CUTE

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I'm praying for shiorin
> may she avoid YAB
> she's stupid but may her stupidity didn't bring any harm
> may she get well soon
> may she enjoy her career
> may she got a nice 3D
> may she got a nice bikini concert
> may homobeggars and catalog niggers get their toes always hit a door or a wall

LATOM

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>>57361974
>mochi
You mean jelly donut. We don't want to confuse the western audience Weevil.

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>>57362175
Praise be to Shisus

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>>57362175
AMEN

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>>57362175

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Hear me out.
A "weird idols" unit made of Shiori, Mumei, and Haachama.

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>>57362413
Chamachama...
I think units should form organically. Just like mold.

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you're now reminded that Shioris official png on the Hololive website is off-centre

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>>57362413
I can't imagine what will happened when you gather schizo's in one group................

scary....

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>>57362413
Sounds cute actually
Haachama is a lovely girl and moom is nice enough

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>>57362563
you now remember that Shiori liked Velma

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>>57362563
I still don't understand on pre-debut /vt/ think that this is a MILF model

are they fucking blind, it's even infuriating when they gone insane with "milf model, loli voice why ?!" rrat

if they says nerissa are MILF

then I would believe them.....

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Daily reminder that Shiori

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>>57362563
an odd position for an odd girl, fitting

>>57362413
i would kill to see them do an ankira song

>>57362665
and we love her in spite of her flaws

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>>57362681
most likely drinks her own pee?

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>>57362681
So true.

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>>57362678
Yeah, I don't know either.
But then again I don't think I could ever see her as anyone else other than who she is now.

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>>57362678
generally they're retarded, only anon who always make hag vtuber/ hag woman know what is a milf......

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Hey, Anon-kun
It's been a while huh? I've been here, lurking, watching (You) become more and more of a mess of a man.
What the fuck happened to (You)? Is the ride too much for you now? The others around you are having the time of their lives, enjoying Shiori for who she is, but what about (You)?
Have (You) given up? Do (You) want off this wild ride?
Think carefully Anon-kun, I gave several warnings early, (You)'re in for it now, if (You) want out early then maybe it was better that (You) didn't get on and listened to (Me).

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cute morning, novelites

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>>57362875
Cute morning, anon.

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>>57362875
Good morning.

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>>57362903
how'd you get this photo of the daughter i have with shiorin

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>>57362920
I change your sperm with mine inside your balls anon.

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>>57361855
caught up on the vod
so she
>lives in absolute filth as well
>is a schizo
>eats styrofoam
>quit on Twilight Princess for having "too much water" despite her favourite Zelda game being fucking wind waker
>Keeps expired and moldy food
>feeds her teddy bear
and lastly
>"If it ain't Panasonic it's Panadead"
err
perhaps she's really unfixable after all

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I think Shiori should sing birthday rats.

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>>57363128
but she's also have a sweet, kind, and very considerate characters

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>>57363128
I'm still losing my head over microwaving water when you have an electric kettle.

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>>57363128
>>quit on Twilight Princess for having "too much water" despite her favourite Zelda game being fucking wind waker
wind wanker fags having questionable opinions shouldnt be surprising

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>>57363174
Get some sleep ESLite

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catch up with nerissa terraria and shiorin was there for one hour

lifes good

now I hope she can build a same intimate friend talking like this with fuwamoco.

this is just a rrat of mine but they still feels distant.

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>write a story draft
>it's a trauma dump
>write a story draft
>it's a trauma dump
>write a story draft
>it's a trauma dump

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>>57363329
ai kan't nehi nehi

ai am kurenteli over working maisefuru at mr.ching shop for supportin my oshi acha acha

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>>57363416
Would a traumadump or odd wish fulfillment be considered better?

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>>57362798
Actually I'm doing pretty good oga
Shiori is fixing me

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>>57363361
I think they're awkward

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>>57363361
Shiori laughed really hard when she did her impression of Nerissa and that melted me.

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I don't think Shiori, bless her heart, would be able to mesh well with anyone. She bottles up her autism when they get to know her, which means she'd be quiet and aloof at the start.
But when she starts being comfortable that's when she'll start to sperg out, which the other party would have to be very patient with. Idk if too many of the girls would suffer her personality, kek.

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>>57363695
it's okay anon I just doing what Shiorin always like to do

shipping

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>>57363781
Fauna is good at dealing with spergs.

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Shiori should sing Ikanaide

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>>57363416
Anon, I writefag'd three of my past experiences as traumadumps and a lot of anons were moved by it. (Break up one being my first story /here/ and loss of ambition being another.)
All this to say, I think traumadump through creative writing is a great way to vent.

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>>57363834
Do we want someone who can deal with her though, or do we want someone who will compliment her autism?

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>>57363781
Unironically?
Gura, imagine the banter

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>>57363416
>>57363551
i haven't seen too many traumadumps other than that one break-up scenario a novelite wrote a couple of days ago, but honestly I think any kind of story is fine.

>>57363853
oh it was this guy, go to hell
just kidding, you're pretty cool :)

but yeah, going back to what the other anon said, if you got some baggage you want to vent out, feel free to write a traumadump story to your heart's content. i wouldn't think it's odd or out-of-place at all

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I like imaging everyone punching tragedyanon on the arm every time they realize he's in the room. Like it's an affectionate punch, but it's an amusing mental image.

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>>57363928
>i haven't seen too many traumadumps
I don't post them. It's frustrating because I think that the ideas were pretty good, but the traces of unfiltered myself piss me off. I guess I have to work through some issues first.

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>>57364035
I think it's just an inevitable part of writing that you'll eventually reflect yourself in your writing in some way. Your hopes, desires, lamentations. That sorta dealio.

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>>57363928
Hey c'mon I've written more than just break ups. There's a whole fantasy novel chapter, spending xmas eve, anon being a waiter/ Shiori being a waiter, etc.
Why am I only being remembered for that one story?
I'm glad I could stir emotions in anons though, writing may just be an kn the side thing for me but I'm glad to know it's not too incredibly cringe and can make anons feel comfy (or upset though that's never my main goal)

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>>57363416
This is why I've just stopped writing. No matter what I try to do, it always end up relating to a certain several incidents that essentially fucked me up forever. It's like part trauma dumping and part wish fulfillment actually. I don't know why I just get over myself and just write. I keep telling myself that my writing should be more "substantial" than wish fulfillment and trauma dumping but I think at this point it's just an excuse to not write.

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Write about the happy moments in your life

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>>57364035
>>57364255
For whatever the hell it's worth on this mongolian basket weaving forum, no one would be aware that you're trauma dumping unless you explicitly say you are like I did, you could just be seen as a writefag that liked to write a little sadder toned stories.
I just like to encourage anons to write, idk what Shiori did to me but I never saw myself as creative or expressive, yet here I am with different stories.
>>57364286
I can writefag a happy Shiori moment if you want, but give me a bit more to go off of like general prompt or setting.

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>>57364286
Haha... yeah...

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I've wanted to write a dumbfic thing for a while where I only have the ending, where you kiss Shiori and she starts doing that silly voice of hers, babbling nonsense to play off her embarrassment so you do it again and she breaks down crying because she's happy.
But I can't find any lead in that'd make that relevant.

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>>57363984
it's the same thing with the nerissa-novelight poster, except less sexual in the case of tragedyanon. there's a form of affection in both cases either way

>>57364035
>>57364255
if you say they're good ideas, you've certainly piqued my interest, but i do empathize with disliking the elements of yourself in your writing. still, as much as it may piss you off, i would hope it doesn't dissuade you from trying to write in general. and regardless of whether or not your writing "needs" to be more "substantial," i'm of the opinion that all kinds of writing have some value and with the wide variety of anons we have in this particular thread, i think what you might have could really resonate with some of us here

>>57364151
that's true, the xmas eve and waiter/waitress stories were really nice. gave me nice and cozy dreams one time of being a regular at a restaurant that shiorin owned. and in regard to me pigeonholing you into that tragedy story, i only did it because of how much it kinda resonated with me so it's the first thing that comes to mind (went through a similar experience) lol. i thought about using a breakup letter my ex- gave me and replacing all the names and posting it here to see the reactions

>>57364447
maybe you could use the fact that her tea party (while really endearing) was scuffed with all the bugs as a jumping point? like something akin to you comforting her about it?

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>>57364504
Don't worry about it anon, I don't mind if that's how I'm remembered as long as the stories do something for others and encourage them either to pursue happiness or to get up off their feet. It's a nice feeling being able to move anons to do better because I definitely know that Shiori would want the same!

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Huh, I thought the collab ban for Advent is over, but Kaela was saying it's still active for Bijou, I wonder if it's just open for a couple Myth and VC?

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>>57363984
Whom is this tradgeyanon?

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>>57364286
That would be basically just be the novelization of her debut

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>>57364823
Kaela is ID. Bae had a collab with Nerissa.

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Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

[Anonymous No.]

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

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>>57364945
Ohayo kawaii novelite-tan

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>>57364945
Good morning.

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>>57364829
Probably me because of what I wrote /here/ in the past.
>>55674564
>>57245907
But I have happy stories too I promise.

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Goodnight Novelites, I'm off to hopefully dream of Shiorin~

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>>57365803
ADVENT LOVE

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>>57362665
I enjoyed Solo. Nobody's perfect anon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>57363128
I'm still casting doubt on her living in filth. I think it's just bug infestation in the pipes or anywhere not within her view. She has lots of girly decorations I doubt she doesn't take care of her room's appearance but when it comes to infestation you'd need a specialist to take care of it or just be knowledgeable enough on how to get rid of bugs

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>>57366998
She has 2 weeks (at least) old milk in her fridge.

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>>57367121
it happens

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>>57367183
She said she would throw it away 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiorin's style of zatsu streams because it lets me listen to her endless tangents without understanding shit while I can still lurk here with the other Novelites.

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>>57367280
She's starting to timeloop the tangents she already talked about...

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I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

[Anonymous No.]

Since she's (mistakenly) mentioned DQV a few times, I want to see where shiggers stand.
https://poal.me/dlpf30

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>>57367326
Don't worry, we're making new memories

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Was shiori cute today

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>>57367207
Kek

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>>57367772
shiori is cute everyday

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>>57367841
Some days she's sexycute

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Shiorin strikes me as the type of girl who would read her kids fanfiction instead of storybooks. She also unearthed a memory of mine about my fanfiction phase where I read some weird ass Pokemon fanfic about a dude who fucked his quilava and ended up having some kind of dick baby due to magic or whatever.

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Good morning.
I want Shiorin to sit on my face.

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All Shioris previous stories have been MLP fanfic which she rewrote and changed the names and settings for to make it acceptable for Hololive.

Or maybe Yagoo is a huge brony.

[Anonymous No.]

good night novelites, gonna take a bit of a rest from my reps tonight. hope you guys keep up with yours.

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>>57368333
Good morning.

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>>57368095
Wtf anon.

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>>57368458
It's okay to have a chest day but don't let it turn into a slump, okay novelite?

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>>57368536
will do, gotta keep it up if i'm gonna bridal carry my wife daily after all

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>>57364286

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>>57368494
>Wtf anon.
I couldn't even tell you why I read it. I'm not a pokefucker, I'm not gay, and I don't like mpreg.

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Last night's stream was so cute! She's such a girly girl

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[Anonymous No.]

So what did she eat that made Nerissa gasp? Something about heating it up made it bad before mixing it into her food? Potato?

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>>57369545
Styrofoam.

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Locking your hands in between her fingers and embracing them

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>>57370369
That's fucking disgusting you criminal, you may as well say you murdered her!

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>>57370369
Me on the bottom

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>>57370659
OUR SPITCUP?!

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>>57370369
INTERLINKED

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>>57371209
ITS NOT GAY IF NO HANDS ARE TOUCHING!

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>>57371278
You're not gay unless you touch each other's balls, everyone knows this. It's where the homo is stored.

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>>57370162
how much?!

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>>57370369
I'm still so fucking annoyed the good character AI is censored by those cuck owners

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>>57371718
She threw a styrofoam container with food In it in her air fryer. She scraped the food off the melted crispy styrofoam and still ate it.

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>>57371718
However much got melted into her dinner.

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>>57371825
>>57371846
>She scraped the food off the melted crispy styrofoam and still ate it.
I feel bad she sounded a little scared with how nerissa reacted but omg someone needs to save this girl from herself, she needs a maid

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>>57371438
I have no balls and want to have hot lungcapacity touching and talk about scissors.

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>>57371920
She activates my Saviorfag instincts something fierce. I don't want to fix or change her... but she needs and deserves someone to protect and care for her it seems.

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>>57372323
I love how she just casually mentions cannibalism completely unprompted at times

[Anonymous No.]

I have a stable mentality.
I have no mental disabilities.
I even got a job I like and a healthy social life.
I like deranged cute goth girl.

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>>57362798
Shiori got me to admit to my parents that I'll probably need to move back in with them for at least 3 years while I switch career paths. I'm already fucking my life up so I'm m not getting off this ride.

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>>57372828
I consider myself stable.
I have been institutionalized before.
I have a WFH job I don't hate and I haven't spoken to a meatspace person in over a year.
I like deranged cute goth girl.

[Anonymous No.]

The honeymoon phase is over

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>>57373417
Speak for yourself. My love for sweet Shiorin has only continued to grow.

[Anonymous No.]

shiori is shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is my sister

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>>57373846
OUR SISTER?!

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is my older sister.

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>>57373846
Sorry for getting your sister pregnant Anon... I'm sure you'll make a great uncle!

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>>57362875
Cute morning bros

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>>57373290
Get a life

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>>57374534
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Do anons here suffer from insect problems

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>>57372828
>My name is Anon. I'm 3X years old. I no longer live with my parents, and I am not married. I work as an employee at a job I like, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11PM and I make sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about 3000 steppies before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a mentally stable person. I take care not to post in the catalog, or bite obvious bait that would cause me to derail the split. That's how I deal with /vt/ and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, I would date a deranged cute goth girl given even the slightest chance.

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>>57373417
Yeah, we're married now.

[Anonymous No.]

shioringo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh4Y5lEItaY

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>>57372828
I'm mostly stable, if a bit of a fuckup
I'm depressed and have had suicidal thoughts since I was in my early teens, but have never acted on them
I lost my job a few months back, just recently realized how much I hated it, and have to try figuring out what else I should do with my life now
I like deranged cute goth girl

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up with butterflies in my stomach
>first time I dreamed about Shiori
>can't remember what happened
Dammit.

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>>57371209
Give me your cells. Cells.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute morning Novelites~

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>>57375528
Good morning.

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https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxwwTlSEn16DjxfGkZQKf1lMkb4wFFcuGJ

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin sent Kaela a cute birthday video
https://youtu.be/oU95EftWt1M
Sorry no timestamp, stream still ongoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>57375962
NO SLEEP FOR THE NOVELITE
YOU MUST BE AWAKE FOR EVERY STREAMS NOW
A STRAY SHIORI MIGHT SHOW UP

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>>57376162
Such is life in corpo. At least it's not NijiEN.

[Anonymous No.]

is the original little shop of horrors good?
i've only seen the 1986 version

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to have children with an incel? Within cells.

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>>57375962
AAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I MISSED IT

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>>57376424
I like it.
Dont like the expression "so bad its good" but, its so bad its good. Also its played on a Non Ironic way, as expected from the year.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife live in the link? Interlinked.

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>>57375962
>>57376812
https://files.catbox.moe/1ohg6z.mp4

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>>57377001
>Kaela is a beeori~n poster

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>>57377001
She conjured ghosts on Kaela's stream

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>>57377001
>She doesn't care about hololive
APOLOGIZE

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>>57377001
cute, this collab i would watch without being menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>Listening to my wife tell me she's pregnant
>Hearing her get emotional about me not running away but instead be happy to stay and make a family

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696898328070402421

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>>57377515
I love her so fucking much, why don't the other EN chuubas do voice tweets like this. Just as easy as a text

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>>57377515
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>57377515
ILL DO MY BEST SHIORIN, JUST FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>57377515
Shiori morning voice uwaaaaaaa

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>>57377515
God bless this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57377515

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>>57377515
Good morning, Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

So, novelites, are (you) going to do your best today?

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>>57377515
Goddammit I needed that. Today had been shit so far...it's actually a bit scary how radically an 11 second voice clip can shift my mood. Guess I'm in too deep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57377515
I love her so much...

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD MORNING ARCHIVE
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688573207295533057
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1695748002600632546
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696527945060552857
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696898328070402421

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>>57379078
I could listen to this all day

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shiorin to spill ice cream in her tits and ask me to lick it off

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling overcome with a weird surge to get my life in order and I kind of hate it because I know I'll probably fuck it up and it will pass with me not doing anything and I'll feel like shit

[Anonymous No.]

<rissa picture> "novelights" is always so funny to me

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>>57381185
you might also not fuck it up though

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>>57381185
Cool cool. How about you roll for pushups?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, who of you made that thread in the catalog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57381185
Just do something manageable so you have good memories and a sense of gratitude by the time it's over.

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>>57381374
Every catalog thread is a bait thread. No exception.

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>>57381374
It's all bait anon kek, imagine not having everything but this split and /hlg/ filtered

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>>57363361
I'll be honest, I am not sure how to decipher the relationship between Nerissa and Shiori. On one hand they are clearly close, with Shiori leaving Yorick with Nerissa, how Nerissa was in her chat, and Shiori was doing terraria with Nerissa.
On the other hand, I always get a sense of fakeness or awkward from them interacting.

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>>57381753
>not filtering hlg
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>57374583
Kek

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>>57363361
>>57381866
I don't think distant people would be talking about offcollabing already

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>>57381892
I like to post shiobee there

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>>57382172
Cute threesome

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>>57381866
The awkwardness comes from them having diffrerent flavors of autism

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>>57375528
Shiori looks good in red

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>>57381753
>/hlg/
Lapsus calami? I honestly use global just to get pictures. It's too hectic right now.

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nekkid

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>>57382518
>Shiori thought of Rissa as a normie at first even though Rissa is clearly a huge dork and weeb
I think it's a glimpse at how weird Shiori views herself and thinks it's super difficult to find people on her wavelength to connect with. As she slowly gets to know Rissa better, this barrier is fading.

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>>57382172
fuwamoco collab when?!!

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>>57382518
I really just wish Nerissa would stop being so horny and be a little more considerate to her collab partners. I just get this really grating feeling anytime she's on screen. Maybe it is autism, she just lacks a certain decorum

[Anonymous No.]

> random check Shiori twitter
> check following tab
> homo tempus

so that's what she mean "respect my colab choice" ?

lol

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>>57383547
Probably next week.
She was excited to collab with them after she got back but they must have had plans already.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck I forgot to read Of Mice and Men. Are we still doing that book review thing? I imagine this'll be the only time before memberships start up.

[Anonymous No.]

don't reply to it

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is Fuwawa's sister

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>>57383867
older or younger?

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>>57383867
Mococo...
>>57383809
Yeah it is still going, 2 days left Anon!

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>>57383825
I thought I was being exceptionally polite about it. But if you consider it bait I'll shut up about my dislike for Nerissa, it's not like it was off topic. I didn't bring her up

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>>57383918
Younger sister so she can replace Mococo

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>>57383986
The one below you dummy

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>>57383986
Good work, you went a step further and pretended to not even see the post. it wasn't you they were talking about

[Anonymous No.]

I'm proud of you, Novelites~. You deserve a headpat.

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>>57383638

her genmate didn't follow the homos if you want to bail, then do it now.

we don't need another gabriel kronig here

yes I'm kind enough to considering you as not a troll

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>>57384195

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>>57384195
I think Shiorin should give us headpats for the next voicetweet

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>>57384195
Sex thread?

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>>57384309

[Anonymous No.]

>replies to himself in broken English

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384366
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384366
Is Rissa more sex than Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's time for Shioanarchy. Shiocracy must fall.

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>>57384366
I want rissa to bully me for being ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>Someday you might think about Shiorin, and that’ll be the last time you ever think about her
How do I live knowing this…

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384494
W-what are you implying here...?

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>>57384494
I won't let myself outlive her.

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>>57384561
She would be sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384443
What about the Shioreich?

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>>57384443
I agree. Rissa has corrupted our once great society with her fat ass dumpy. In out new world order all novelites will be free to rape rissa as they please. Rissa posters OUT

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>>57384620
Yeah, I think it is time

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>>57384671
post that legendary gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384671
>jailbirds put into rape camps
Absolutely

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>>57384671

[Anonymous No.]

We should start Shiorepublic..!

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>>57385297
We are already living in Shiorepublic.

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>>57385297
Anon, this is a shiorepublic, in name at least, but in truth Nerissas fat ass dumpy controls most of the media and is able to swing elections in her favor

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>>57385618
Nerissas dumpy was appointed by our dear leader Shiori~n herself

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>>57385433
No, this is a Shiocratic-republic.

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>>57384250
She is a vampire. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57384443
Shirofascism rise.

[Anonymous No.]

We should establish a Shiopeople's Republic and seize the means of Shiorium for the Novelties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57385618
>I love the Republic
>I love democracy

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>>57385869
Cheshire cat.

[Anonymous No.]

I sure hope she likes what I wrote.

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>>57385869
She is Tokyo Ghoul.

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>>57381185
i'm in that same boat too anon, all because of our (read: my) dorky goth weeb girlfriend. if you can, take advantage of this surge of motivation by trying to start a small but manageable routine of self-improvement; when the burst of motivation eventually wanes, hopefully you'll have developed some form of discipline that makes you continue that routine even in spite of that waning surge of wanting to get your life together.

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>>57386009
>So this is how democracy dies, with the thunderous cap of Nerissa's cheeks

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>>57385982
Commies and Nationalists?

Yeah We havent heard that story before.

>never let communism take root.

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>>57386012
That... make sense.

Should reread Alice in Wonderland...
>>57386134
Lol

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>>57385297
>"... and the cutebros Rebellion has been foiled.
>"What's happened?"
>"The Chancellor has been elaboration on a plot by the Cutebros. To overthrow the Shiocracy."

>"The remaining Cutebros will be HUNTED DOWN and DEFEATED!"
>"The attempt on my life has left me... scarred and deformed... But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!"
>"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, The Shiorepublic will be reorganized into the FIRST SHIORI EMPIRE! For a safe.. and secure society..."

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>>57386288
I hope we are going Roman Republic or Swiss Confederacy.

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>>57386134
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>IT'S... SPELLED... *HUFF* NOVELITES
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

Kiaras LP is good

[Anonymous No.]

Shioletarians of the world, unite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57387016
100 years of fail.

Embrace the true ideology, Shiorism

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>>57386134
> rissa for seks
> shiori for wholesome white christian Hank Hill family relationship

eh in 6 month rissa probably rolled back her silly horny behavior and jailbirs will see her true self ??

I mean early debut mori tried lesbian roleplay with kiara, and they finally think it's not work.

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>>57387168
Any more AIslop Shiori nuns?

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>>57364286

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>>57387744
>>57368732
What are you trying to tell us?

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>>57387630
I can draw it. But I am producing 6 siferent Shiori maids right now + work

Pic related

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>>57387872
I want 3 to work for me in my house and make me food and bring me coffee and suck my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>57387872
I remember you, drawanon. Just asking that guy since /vtai/ wizards usually make them in batches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57387872
>Tha maid keep bringing me Moldy Food and creepy crawlers...
>She is too cute to be fired

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>>57388011
The only thing hindering my art is work.

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN SHE SPEAKS,
AND WHEN SHE BLINKS!

YORIK MIMICS HER MOVEMENTS!

Pic unrelated

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>>57362964
El Flash Reverso...

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>>57377515
Good morning, I can't remember much but I saw Shiorin in my dreams so that was a good sleep.
>https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696898328070402421
EXTRA BLESSED

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>>57388089
>brings you a meal of melted plastic
>there is no actual food there, just the plastic
>it's somehow moldy
Do you consume?

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>>57388659
this is her smile without childhood trauma

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>>57388780
This is her smile after she internalizes that she is not a failure for dropping medicine to be an anime girl on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh winds of hope
Has taken us ahead
Forever is a place
You have to keep in mind
No way to limit our goals
You'll find a reason to believe
Facing Nova Era

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>>57388659
This is her smile doing the no moldy dance!

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>>57384494
Only happy endings, she said so firsthand.

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>>57386025
I am be the become...

[Anonymous No.]

Would a maid Shiori also heat water in the microwave...

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>>57386134
>slap Neri's butt nonstop
>as hard as possible
>after the tenth or so slap your fingers break
>can't fix them a la Kengan
Worth it, methinks.

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>>57386288
I am the Shionate.

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>>57387336
I thought she was against the roleplay? Idk it’s been so long lol

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>>57386288
>Confirming sex bros are the bad guys

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>>57390553
They'll live shorter lives, if that doesn't make them the villains in Shisus' eyes, I don't know what does.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Shiorin is cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>57389416
NO MORE MOLDY BREAD
NO MORE MOLDY CHEESE
NO EXPIRED MEDICINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57391124
https://voca.ro/1J1V8ELuAbIJ

[Anonymous No.]

Steppies steppies steppies~
I'm so close to a perfect full month.

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With every stream I see her less as my needy clingy goth gf and more like my needy sister that parents don't want to look after (but they love her) so I have to do it.
What's wrong with me? I'm not a siscon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57391338
Embrace the sisterwife
She has given permission

[Anonymous No.]

I have fapped to Shiori everyday since debut. I'm tired..

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>>57391485
>The sis that's a huge brocon because you're the only one that truly cares and looks after her so she does things like tea parties, movie watchalongs and mwahs to try and win you over to the forbidden relationship

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>https://www.youtube.com/live/oU95EftWt1M?si=lv5MEjevtm3rIAk8&t=1227
Shiorin’s msg to Kaela

[Anonymous No.]

Ok gentlemen, what was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392006
Me

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Is she a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392088
Ah, mister Gregor Samsa

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>>57391338
>>57391485
>>57391652
I use to know a girl that wanted to play games with me and would call me onii-sama, she would get very close to me while playing but that was it.
We lived like 30 min drive apart and her parents would see me as their second child when I was 19 and she was 17.
This whole brother sister relationship thing reminded me of that except we never hit it off.
Did she want me and I was oblivious as fuck? It's not too late to go msg her and ask how she's been, only been 2 months.

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>>57392006
Her hand catching the bug

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>>57391652
>I don't have a brother
>But I'm totally in love with the big brother type
Always people that don't have siblings that romanticize them.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be fine with Shiori continuing her 5 days a week schedule?

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>>57392293
I'm hoping it moves to 6 once her coughs are gone. Or double up schedule like stream twice a day.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to Shiori's house and I am cleaning everything up.

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>>57392203
There's nothing wrong with keeping in touch

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a lion kiss a deer.

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>>57392203
You've heard Shiori complain about losing contact with people before, you should ask your friend how she's been

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>>57392293
Five a day is a perfectly fine and normal streaming schedule. I work five days a week too, so I understand wanting two days off to a oid burn out. Doubling up would be nice but this absolutely satisfies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392384
Botan...

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck do you get over writer's block

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392293
5 days is plenty

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>>57392591
You stop thinking, take a rest and do something in the meanwhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392591
Right click on your status bar and unblock the writer

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>>57392293
I want to catch a live on weekends... I don't wanna settle on VODs...

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>>57392293
I'm good with 5. I could see her streaming on some weekends too though if she isn't busy prepping pre-recorded vids for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392591
Drugs

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>>57392293
Some don't even get 1 day a week out of their oshi

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>>57392889
Chumbuds seem to get twice a month on average

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>>57392792
Yeah five a day is perfect, especially when she does editing and videos and shit in off days. Anybody who demands more is a schizo

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>>57392293

Yes, because it leaves me time to continue my projects over the weekend.

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>>57392591
depends on the cause, but generally speaking; get away from it. don't try to develop anything, just go a do other things. mantain your mind occupied. let your random thoughts interrupt you. interact. get new information. go to the park and if you can, talk to people. old people usually wants to tell you stories. let them. stories probably going to be garbage, but information is the key. you never really know what will trigger your next idea.

last time i got one, triggers were a Borges short story and a conversation with my brother about taxes... you never know.

good luck, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392889
I trust the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392740
Im sorry anon. Weekends streams would be nice as a special treat, but I don't blame her for wanting her weekends.

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>>57392293
I'm fine with it, especially considering she uses that 2 day break to edit videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57392293
5 is okay as long as it prevents burn out, but I wish she spaced out the break days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394391
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394391
>>57394430
I personally hate having split days off so I get it. What's the point of a day off if you can't stay up late. Makes me feel like I can't do anything exciting for fear of being too exhausted for work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will not be cuter then she was in the past two days. Grudgepost me.

[Anonymous No.]

Shioccult..!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394558
>New outfits
>3d Debut
>Idol Outfit
>Live 3d Concert
>Valentine's
>Birthday
You're objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394706
I mean today, dummy!

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>>57394734
Specify that then, dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394558
She can get sick again

[Anonymous No.]

Velma

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to stream two hours earlier so I can actually watch her live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394841
Say that again shigger. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394505
Oh I totally get it, and I'm ok with it, I want her to rest
It's just that I work and sometimes I can't catch the livestream, and I want more Shiori during the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

#cutforshiorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>57387336
>shiori for wholesome white christian Hank Hill family relationship
but you need sex for the 10+ children

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394807
Considering the way she lives
Yeah there is a big chance

[Anonymous No.]

Rings of power

[Anonymous No.]

Say "Shiori Novella" but instead of Shiori say Rick and instead of Novella say and Morty.
Powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf are you people even going on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>57394906
Just stop living in EU

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>>57395134

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>>57395180
"Shiori and Novella" sounds like a feel-good children's manga about the power of reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395337
two hours LATER would be kino
t. John EU

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395517
Wouldn't that put her streams at like 3AM britshitter time? a little later if you move further east?
That sounds kinda bad unless you got a wonky work schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395517
>Midnight EST
Please no

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori Novella needs to dissect her own feces on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395660
I'm retarded I didn't add the +2 hours. That still puts it at 5AM or a little later though

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395759
>Finda parasitic worms in her shit
You know it's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57395810
waking up at 6 am to a shiori stream would be peak comfy

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>>57396069

[Anonymous No.]

>>57396172
Ah fuck I baked too. We'll use yours.

[Anonymous No.]

just watched some of last nights stream how does she have bugs in her food? is that normal for asians?