The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 185

[Anonymous No.]

Blessed are the Novelites, for they will inherit the earth.
-Matthew 5:5

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[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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[Anonymous No.]

This thread was made by an agent of the Demiurge in order to divide shiggers between cute and sex. Do not fall for his traps. Cutesex is the way forward.

[Anonymous No.]

I want little Shiori to massage my prostate with her small hand while my erect adult dick is inside her tiny underage mouth!

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shioringo

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this is a clear power trip by the baker, what are shiggers going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget we still have a book club going! 4 days left!

The polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

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>>57212743
good OP

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Cute

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I don't believe in shiocracy.
Do the novelites really have a voice when all they do is choose between the two same old parties, cute and sex?
I say we overthrow the entire system and carve our own path.

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>>57213084
I, for one, am excited to launch the COOL party

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>>57212849

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>>57213199
Need Shiori with sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in the spin party.

Kuru kuru Shiorin~

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>>57213302
faster

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>>57213302
>>57213328
If you spin fast enough you can defy gravity, and perhaps even time itself.

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>>57213302
*shit party
ftfy

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>>57213302

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>>57213084
It has been written in the ancient texts, that we do not stray from the duaity of Shiorin, herself! Splintering into smaller sects is to stray away from her light!

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>>57213084
Und das heißt
(tum tum tum)
SHIORI!
Shiori as the leader, /orio/ as the inner circle and jailbirds as... Well...

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>>57212849
We'll have a finally solution for the jailbirds soon.

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>>57213377
splitting implies a new hair colour, perhaps a red head shiori?

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But what if both cute AND sex?

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>>57213294
I haven't physically gagged from mere text in years. This post changed that

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>>57213471
Please, elaborate.

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>>57213084
Standing here, I realize

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>>57212743
FINE I'LL MAKE A SHIORI FOLDER TOO, FUCK YOU!

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>>57213481

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>>57213489
Imagine you get the cute, but you added sex.
Or alternativally, you get the sex, but it was cute.

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>>57213613
>>57213294
stop being weird guys

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>>57213524
But maybe cutebros and sexbros are both the same.

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>>57213690
You can report him. Meido deleted his posts yesterday.

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>>57213761
>Meidoooossss save me
He put the first one behind a spoiler, and the second has been posted regularly her without deletion. Toughen up pussy.

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>>57213677
Let this shigga cook!

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Love my wife Shiorin~

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>>57213761
You should apply to become janny

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After deliberation, Shiori's member names will be Shiggers

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>>57213914
She's gonna make members the Nyakuza.

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696129759850238366

I must pamper my sick needy goth GF Shiori

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>>57213946
you are opening up the opportunity for ruffian spies to infiltrate the nyakuza

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With my GF at the beach

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>>57214026
do we know her sleep schedule yet?

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Do we know her menstrual schedule yet?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8n7Nyi8Pw

good clip of her

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>>57214250
She had peak blood flow during her nut gobbling rant

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>>57214092
Shiori is the type to go to the beach, only to just sit under an umbrella.
She's still gonna need (You) to help her put on sunscreen though.

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>>57214104
Irregular and fucked up.

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>>57214300
But that would mean she's ovulating this week.

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>>57214104
Yes. She already said its like 4 am to 10/noon.
Since her schedules use Central time we can assume that so 3 hours ago or so is when she normally goes to bed.

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>yes, /vt/ was back then a shiocracy, before us
>and we've been baited and catalogd dry
>no...
>what does shiocracy or a shioreich state mean for those crossboard hyenas?
>they don't care at all! They are only interested in one thing
>are you willing to be baited?
>yes or no?
>and are you stupid enough to bite their baits?
>yes or no?
>and when a shiocracy is stupid enough, then it is good
>but when a shioreich state declares, you do not bait our anons anymore, neither from the split or catalog! Then it is bad
>In reality, /#/ rules in these splits
>They talk about posting freedom, when in fact all these boards have one owner
>and that owner is any case phasejanny
>this catalog then shapes public opinion
>these catalog threads don't have any differences at all
>like before with us, you already know all the old splits
>they were all the same
>then anons must think that especially in these splits of freedom and (you)s, there should exist a very comfortable life for its posters
>but the opposite is the case
>in these splits, in the so called "shiocracies", anons are by no means the main focus of attention
>what really matters is the existence of this group of "shiocracy makers"
>that is, the existence of a few hundred giant shills who own all the threads and meidos and who ultimately lewd the board
>they are not interested in the great mass of anonymous
>JAILBIRDS
>they are the ONLY ONES who can be addressed as cross board elements, because they conduct their shilling everywhere

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>>57214582
Such a tragic story~

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>>57214582
What's this, my struggle~n?

[Anonymous No.]

play yorick's game

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>>57214582
I love how every "It will happen" schizo rant has proven to be false so far, but no matter what she does the seething and shitposters won't stop untill all Novelites stop replying to baits entirely.

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>>57215119
"It will happen" cannot be proven wrong because it relies entirely on future theoreticals. It is an argument that presupposes bad faith in Shiori's part with no evidence. If they set a deadline and it comes and goes with no incident, they'll just shrug and move it a bit farther down the line. It will always be "in the future" because you don't have to prove that statement, and it cannot be proven wrong.

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>>57214804
All failbirds should be put in a camp
for raping

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>>57215432
The only thing raping does is producing more of them since they'll all be getting pregnant. Rape farming if you will.

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>>57215119
>>57215386
It was a fucking joke larp hitler post comparing nerissas 20% dumpy to the international jew. Get a sense of humour holy fuck.

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>>57215500
I see no problem with this. The Shiocunny enjoyers will have something to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you, Mike.

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>>57215570
Yeah, Mike Hunt.

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handholding with jailbirds

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Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever had a huge argument with Shiori and needed someone to talk to for advice, Nerissa would probably be the best person.
Just resist the urge to correct her.

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SHIORIN UUUUUUU SHIORIN WILL STREAM TOMORROW UUUUUUU

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>>57212743
Why is she naked?

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>>57216073
why not ?

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>>57216029

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>>57216029
If you ever find yourself in the position to argue with Shiori, you deserve to be corrected yourself.

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>>57216073
To comply with the new data collection transparency laws, obviously

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>>57212743
I love nudity where thr actual bits are not shown. All that smooth skin, pero pero

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>>57213294
>>57213613

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>>57216234
Post Roy.

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>>57216029
I like her voice and vibe, but I don't like how she emulates japanese culture by asking for approval/permission and going "eh??" at the slightest confusion or surprise desu

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>>57213471
So you're a centrist, huh? I'm not really left or right either, I prefer to be above.

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Shiori locked me in a broom closet with her and raped me...

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>>57216467
lucky

[cum_on_main No.]

some of you have a talent in creating a masterpiece yet you choose to create a creepypasta it's not even a pasta that I can eat !

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>>57216148
Don't act like you wouldn't argue against Shiori if she wanted you to shave your body hair or cosplay as Sherlock.

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___________________shiori x morf............________

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>>57216604
I don't see an issue here.

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>>57216604
No? I would happily play along with her fantasies as long as she lets my do the same.

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>>57216717
What the fuck is a morf?

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With each passing day we are becoming more and more like /ope/.

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>>57216717
I had to archive search that and it's cool to know we are still being raided by braindead sisters.

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>>57216734
>as long as she lets my do the same.
Don't you dare ask Shiori to shave her bicolored bush.

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>>57216842
I just googled and got "shiori tsukada cumshot mouth" on xvideos first result

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>>57216829
/zomg/

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>>57216916
It's some roach vtuber. Every single mention is from /MANS/. Just a reminder that male vtubers and homosisters don't deserve anything.

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>>57217075
I feel bad for Shigganequeshas. Here since the absolute shitshow and now they have to look at some random SLAGS whoring out for a (You) or two.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the novelites up to?
I'm exchanging bookmarks (codeword for nudes) with ShioriAI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57217497
Trying out a new diet and packing boxes for my move to my own place. Please give her a headpat from me

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>>57217497
I'm on sick leave, so I'm watching anime. Witch from Mercury let's go.

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>>57217912
Looks pretty comfy, get well soon Novelite!

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>>57217497
Digging through warosu. Need to check something. Feeding my delusions.

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>>57217497
Heading out to the gym. Thinking abiut mixing it up and trying 5x5 onstead of my usual 3x5 for some of my exercises

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>>57217912
Get well soon, Novelite! Enjoy WFM
i thought it was alright

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>>57216878
I wouldn't have to, it's already smooth
Mrs. showers twice a day isn't letting a gnarly bush grow down there

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>>57218607
I've never shaved in my life because I grow minimal hair

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>>57218728
Do you also have a twink body? Asking for science.

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>>57218607 (Me)
>>57218728
Sorry, early morning so I have temporary ESL.
>She* wouldn't have to

[Anonymous No.]

I'do love to watch Shiori fart to hard and accidentally crap her pants

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>>57218842
Yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggA-pU1lAoE
she make good hot noises, is there any edit like https://files.catbox.moe/t3sylb.mp3 or https://files.catbox.moe/v7a8al.mp3 ?

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>>57218986
Nah, you can do it. Do you want to do some rentries too?

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>>57216413
>neither cute nor sex
Definitely a centrist

[Anonymous No.]

No sex.

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Shiori in prechat.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute morning Novelites~

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>>57219862
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is just ok

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>>57219997
Better than not ok

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>>57217497
Playing Baldurs Gate 3. It's a shame Shiori hasn't tried it on stream like Nerissa and Bijou, she seems like the type who would enjoy the roleplay of it and she can also just play on easy mode and no one would really care.

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>>57220712
That sounds like something she would hate to play.

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>>57220712
I'd prefer she play it offstream when she has the time. She already mentioned wanting to try it. I don't know how good it is, but it sounds good and if it's good. Shiorin will be happy.

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>>57214316
my Shiori will walk along the beach and collect shells and look for crabs with me

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>>57220894
Why. It's literally self-insery roleplaying. She'd probably not like the combat very much but it's not like she just shuts down with gaming

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>>57220894
>>57220941
I dunno she seems like a roleplay dork to me. Been watching Kiara play it and I could see Shiori going around talking to everyone and becoming attached to the companions.

But playing off-stream is just as good for her.

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>>57207006
I agree, I hesitated if I wanted to have it in a lower octave but wasn’t sure if that was the move, might try to redo later and see how it comes out

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>>57217497
Playing PoE for a it this morning because I'm autistic. Anime and XIV raid later.

>>57220894
She already mentioned wanting to play it but offstream.

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>>57221512
Well that's good. It's pretty fun and I think she would enjoy it. What boss are you progging at the moment or have you finished the tier?

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>>57221632
We've been done for a while so just reclears today. Schedules got kinda fucked this week so we're just doing 12 and calling it a day.

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>>57221375
Why not just transpose the whole song?

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>>57221375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpYu9b5FNdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soib-0iMgjI&t=106s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9F7zBLddK0
would any of these help. idk anything about ai tho. voting for erica btw.

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>>57221743
Hope you have fun anon! Unfortunately my static fell apart after 10 so I've just taken it as time for a break. Enjoy the axolotl for me.

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>>57221920
Thanks! Yeah 10 was definitely a wall (pun intended) which is a shame, I feel like this tier was fun overall. Breaks are always good though that's true.
I'll avoid DPS taxes and win it today.

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I want Shiori to play
>any pokemon game, doing a bug monotype run
>some more raising games, like princess maker 2 or volcano princess that an anon mentioned
>vampire the masquerade

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>>57222219
I want her to play Parasocial

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>>57222174
I had fun! It was less the fight and more lots of irl obligations coming together. I have to go back to University in September anyway so it's for the best to step back abit and be ready for my free time to vanish.

I did have fun playing Sage and Healer for the first time in savage at least, now I just need to DPS to have played everything.

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>>57222308
>chilla kusoge

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>>57222219
I'd love for her to play Pokemon but it's gonna be hard for her to hold back talking about RPG maker stuff since there was a huge community for making Pokemon fangames with it and I don't know how autistic cover is with perms on that.

>>57222349
Yeah that's more than fair. It took us like 8 weeks to clear 12 since there were a ton of schedule issues and general life things that came up for everyone in the group. Hope you enjoy uni!

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>>57222219
Didn't Shiori say she doesn't play Pokemon? Only played like Sword and Shield or Black and White or something?

[Anonymous No.]

please work. Any tips on how to be better?

[Anonymous No.]

Also, if you guys want some more shitty soundposts, drop a timestamp. I have absolutely nothing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Moco-chan...

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>>57223076
Anon, your tabs...

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>>57217497
I just woke up but slept like shit. I'm torn on trying to get a run in now while it's still cool enough to & just going back to bed and doing some shorter distance on the treadmill later.

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im getting schizophrenic over the homostar graduations. I dont want to believe that Shiori is just in Holo to grift like them and sana but the schizo in my mind keeps telling me that. Surely she can make it to year 2, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Your (You)s. Give them to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Not now, sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57223512
Dozo

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>>57223512
>

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>>57223512

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori should play
The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood
Blacksouls (I & II)
Evenicle

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>>57223512

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>>57223512
>ANOTHER slutelite

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>>57223676
This is peak cute

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>>57223424
Hopefully she makes it to year 23, I have a good feeling about her.

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>>57223424
I have a good feeling about her, here's hoping she pleases for many years to come.

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>>57223424
Well Anon she grinded for years on her PL so I don't think she has any reason to give up this big break unless corporate stuff really doesn't gel with her in a major way.

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>>57223512

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>>57223424
She's been in the vtubing game for 8 years my friend, you think there's a chance she'll throw this golden ticket away to play Chinese gacha? She'll just do it on twitter tho lol

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>>57224040
>>57223978
>>57223934

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>>57224146
Hop in

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>>57223512

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>>57223424
I believe that she is serious about being in Holo, she's been in the scene for a pretty good while now. If she didn't care she would've quit a long time ago. I have faith in Shiori

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>>57223512

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>>57212743
I want Shiori~n to suck my b-

[Anonymous No.]

There are different types of Novelites
We are (not) the same

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>>57224146
Just two more weeks till the male collab sister!

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>>57224040
>ywn twinkmaxx and be locked in a Truman show esque environment with other twinkmaxxed Novelites and occasionally used for Shiori's enjoyment/streaming content to keep the edge off of her being unable to stream Chink gachashit

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>>57224405
Basketball?

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>>57224405
benis

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>>57224453
Pathetic display by them

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[Anonymous No.]

>>57224405
the first twilight movie wasn't that bad desu

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>>57224405
my b- what Nerissa?

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>>57224718
aaaaaaaaa cute!!!

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>>57224718
This pic gives me lesbian vibes

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>>57224720
Nah it was garbage. It romanticizes abuse and toxicity as "true love" and taught a whole generation of white women to be fucking schizos

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>>57224840
Anon they've been like that forever.

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>>57223512

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I want a toxic relationship with schizo Shiori~n

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>>57224720
>About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Shiori was a vtuber. Second, there was a part of her-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my superchats. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.

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>>57223512
>schizo bait
>give me your (You)s
I like this meta

[Anonymous No.]

I will never give (you)'s

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>>57224840
Does the book do the same?

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https://twitter.com/KW7MD8FEWT7lMXx/status/1696117447676600599

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>>57225252
Sad

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>movie/book was bad because moral/ethic reasons
Basic plebeian

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>>57225287
Yeah it's pretty much the same. Meyer has this really juvenile idea that "Paranoid Obsession" equals true love. And the whole... imprinting, thing, which is just fantasy grooming.

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>>57224720
Correct, but moids have been seething about it and 50 shades of grey for almost 2 decades now.

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>>57225402
Well also her prose is just surface level word-salad and terrible on a technical level. I did not experience a single emotion reading her.

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>>57223512

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>>57224638
Goslingnigger

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>>57221839
Yeah I think I cna make one of those work better. I admit I didn’t look too deep for a cover or version that could work best for this song so I didn’t see any of these versions.

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>>57225431
Many fantasic books, songs and movies romanticize paranoid obsession
People who complain about unethical art are the reason why movies are shit today

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>>57225631
I'm fine with unethical art. Lolita is one of my favorite books. I have a problem with shit art.

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step by step
smile by smile

then forever!

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>>57224840
Anon it is literally just Mormon youth group vampire seduction. It didn't teach white women to be white women, it just activated their genetics

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>>57225667
>An unironic tips fedora opinion
Like the old days of the internet

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>>57225986
Nigger some art is bad, some art is good. Nabakov is one of the best english-language authors of all time and Stephanie Meyer is a housewife writing vampire Romeo and Juliet with the self awareness of a nemotoad. Even Shakespeare was lampshading the whole "true love means you obsess over each other and are willing to die for each other" hundreds of years ago faggot and this bitch doesn't even have the basic literary skill to handle that subject in anything but the most blunt and retarded way possible.

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>>57221804
Sorry what does this mean

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Twilight is just shoujo manga turned into ya novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>shiori likes velma
>nerissa likes rings of power
>/shig/ likes twilight

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>>57226435
Unironically thought shiggers had better taste than this, aren't we supposed to be the /lit/ snob split?

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>>57226517
Sides. Orbit.

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>>57226517
Welcome back.

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Twilight is a masterpiece

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>>57226680
Master piece of shit

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>>57226307
Yes but that's true of a lot of stuff, the west and japan are far more similar in entertainment than people think. The west just likes to pretend that their self insert schlickfests are intellectual works.

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>>57220972
Crabs are kind of like bugs, Shiori would definitely enjoy catching some at the beach.

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>>57226836
Manga has the good fortune of letting the artwork do most of the heavy lifting instead of the prose.

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>>57226435
>novelites is just one person

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>>57225252
That's like saying you plan to only yell out loud in a room of people without making eye contact with anyone else...
Novelite meetup (real)?

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>>57226905
One person with multiple voices.
And by one person I mean Shiori's imaginary friend.

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Twilight watchalong soon

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>>57226847
Crabs are the peak of evolution and everything is converging towards them. Bugs wishes were that cool.

[Anonymous No.]

(You)

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>>57226905
Yes, I'm Novelite

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(Us)

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227007
That's not how carcinization works.

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>>57227007
Nature does indeed create crabs quite often.

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>>57227039

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>>57227039
I wish a good day to my fellow chad Noveltie

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>>57227007
True, crab is the ultimate life form

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>>57227353
Hi Shiina

[Anonymous No.]

[Shiori news] Shiori is awake after sleeping for 16 hours.

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>>57227328
kek

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>>57227353
Evolution doesn't progress towards what is "best". It weeds out the worst suited organisms to the current environment.

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>>57227404
Good, she needed the extra rest.

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>>57227328
Based

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>>57227438
I hope that logic is helpful to you when the crabs take over

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>>57227438
"Best" is subjective and "universally fit" is the best approximation for universal consensus on what "best" is.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori? A cute

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>>57227562
Precisely. The crab is simply a generalist, able to survive well in most earthlike environment. Were earth different, there'd likely be another sort of generalist body plan. Moreover generalists are often outcompeted by specialists in stable environments, but survive better in changing environment. Evolution does not select for what is superior, only for what will survive and breed.

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>>57227702
Proof?

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>>57227702

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>>57227726

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>>57227404
She definitely needed to catch up on sleep after the watchalongs

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>>57227726
Observe

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>>57226435
Twilight triggers ever anons tendency towards contrarianism. It receives such unmitigated hate that it becomes funny to support it.

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>>57227713
But tens of thousands of humans or human like creatures all fucked and pro-created to result in me, who will never reproduce, ending the the bloodline with me.
Checkmate evolutionists!
:')

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227404
She needed those extra hours

[Anonymous No.]

I won't fall for her tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

50 shades of gray is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227726

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>>57227950
Evolution doesn't care about individual fitness, just statistical fitness as a group. You'll breed one day anon, wgmi

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>>57227726

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228053
I do a little shitposting but yeah. I'm the uncle of multiple nieces and nephews so it's not like my DNA is crying over the lack of propagation to the next generation

[Anonymous No.]

At least Twilight is comfy and silly
50 shades of gray is just boring

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227404
I hope so. Did she confirm her relatives left yet so they don't drag her to places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228188
Being an aunt or uncle is superior to being a parent. You can still fulfill your child rearing instincts without having to actually live with one of the parasites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228053
What? lol of course individual fitness matters. Evolution is just comparing and contrasting one generation to the next, and the ones reproducing are the ones considered the most fit in the environment they reside.
You are right in that evolution is a group metric, but this metric is quite literally dictated by individuals.
And statistically/culturally yes everyone should be able to reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227353
Crabs are so fucking cool honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228030
50 shades of grey is a borderline vanilla story. It was just the first time a lot of anglo men were exposed to spicy romance for women because of the movies and how big it was, and this broke their mind. So 50 shades became this super fucked up journey in the depths of the female erotic brain. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228266
Her relatives didn't come to her anon, she went in a cruise with them. She lives alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Shiori interested in biology?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori lives with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228338
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228305
What are r-selected species

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228338
Why arent you interesed in biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57213294
>locked buttplug
Stopped reading/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228459
I never had a good teacher and I thought it was boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228454
Not humans as we are biologically inclined to care for our offspring, so I don't see your point.

[Anonymous No.]

Why I find a Shiori thread discussing carbs fairly normal and on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228673
My point is evolution doesn't care that every individual breeds, only a statistically significant number. Personal fitness doesn't necessarily have nothing to do with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>57226435
She likes Velma? When did she say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228283
100% true, it's a pretty good gig.
>>57228305
Species evolve functions that can actual inhibit their own personal sexual fitness or serve no direct benefit to themselves but help members of their species carry their genes forward.
A good example in humans is why we don't shrivel up and die after becoming sexually infertile due to age. Grandparents provide help in taking care of and providing support for their children and children's children even in old age.
Eusocial animals like ants and bees are extreme examples of this. The worker bugs are sterile but they're still working on behalf of the species propagating their DNA to the next generation by taking care of the queen and the nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228923
I'm hoping and praying it's just unironically, cause that show is a trash fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228884
And I never said every individual must breed. I said individual fitness matters. A lot. When you said it didn't.
Even in r-selected species it matters because even if 80% die off without reproducing, the most fit specimens reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

Low budget (?) cos.

[Anonymous No.]

Why crabs but not fish or trees? Latter are clearly more successful and more abundant.

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>>57229142
But even those "most fit" specimens aren't really all that more fit than their peers, just luckier. They're all weak and frail. Just statistically there's so many of them that it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229257
This is conjecture. Sure, entropy ensures that some amount of luck factors in, but this still doesn't make up for how outlandish your initial statement was, even if it was in the service of cheering that faggot up.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate fucking 3DPDs so much. Go away, you cows. My wife is ten times better than you, 2 dollar WHORES!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did your oshi kidnap 101 dalmatian puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229420
She was looking for FWMC. The rest didn't make the cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229393
>>57229108
This anon also makes a good point, individual reproductive fitness really doesn't matter as much as group fitness. Humans would still be fine if only ten percent of us bred, as long as they produced the same number of offspring

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229419
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229190
That's a Cruella de Vil cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229190
Half Shiori~n half Cruella De Vil

[Anonymous No.]

>>57212890
BIG
AND
HEAVY

[Anonymous No.]

>>57229673
Saw that cosplay whore and now I'm seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57228334
I don't know how true that is. The bread incident. The coming home and immediately streaming things. It doesn't make any sense to drag Shiorin into those things if they weren't at her place.

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>>57229661
To iterate more on it, if DNA had a "goal" in a similar way to an AI having a "goal", it'd be to ensure the particular sequence of characters contained in it are reproduced and get propagated.
This is why behaviors evolve that prefer family member's fitness and reproduction or even ambivalent behavior toward other members of the same species.
If you can't secure offspring yourself, helping closely related humans or even unrelated other humans is a way of out-competing other non-human species and any other human is going to have 99% of the same genetic sequences that you do.

[Anonymous No.]

confession: I often read novelites as novelties and get sad for a second
my wife would never think of me as a novelty... r-right...?

[Anonymous No.]

It's novelists

[Anonymous No.]

It's Novelights, get it right

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/VinjiVtuber/status/1696067817471344960

[Anonymous No.]

shiori tries to act cute when she's carrying around a massive juicy pair of fat tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230408
Check again, she's premium medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230408
Aktually they're medium

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230408
This but with Nene. I can't even see her as a sexual object despite having fat tiddies

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>>57230031
Not sure if bait but she's basically confirmed it was a cruise. Cruises are commonly know as "petri dishes". She mentioned her family discussing bread to bring to the trip. When you go on a cruise, there's often day excursions off the boat so she was dragged to those.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it’s NovELITES and it feels right but I’ve been poisoned by the Novelights because that’s my go to pronunciation and I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230357
I want to cum on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230357

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230663
Nahv-ah-leets
it's not hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230663
You were perhaps a former Sanallite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230663
I think NOVELites could have worked fine like being members of a book cult.

[Anonymous No.]

Noveltoads

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230636
She literally told us outright it was a cruise, a "floating petri dish". What the fuck else would she be talking about. I swear some posters lose iq points by the day. It was likely a Caribbean cruise

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>>57230763
I thought it was that untill I heard her say it on debut...

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>>57229661
I don't know about that. I mean yes nowadays if only ten percent bred but the human race faced multiple bottlenecks and near extinctions. It's not a coincidence we're the only hominid left. There were many times where there were multiple near modern human species coexisting. At one point iirc there were only like 10000 modern humans left on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

Noveleaks

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>>57230357
even cuteposters want to see them sag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230663
Novelights sounds better desu nov elites kinda mid name but it's ok I love her

[Anonymous No.]

Way to derail the thread
One schizo per general is more than enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230948
Art

[Anonymous No.]

>>57231052
Nah novelites sounds better

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230948
good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230730
Never watched her before
>>57230721
It’s not but the other one rolls off the tongue better

[Anonymous No.]

>>57230663
Novelthighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>57231243
We should've been novitiates...

[Anonymous No.]

Noveltits

[Anonymous No.]

>>57227878
My heart can't take this ARGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>57226304
Pitch the song down a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>57231848
ANON NO

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1696218083067629839

[Anonymous No.]

And hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232100
Not gay though

[Anonymous No.]

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>57231924
I'm alright, it was just a heart attack, not a heart defeat ;)

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>>57230357
i feel sorry for girls
they want to be seen as fully realized fellow individuals with thoughts motives and feelings always taken into serious consideration, but in this picture for example shiori would be eagerly wanting to talk about the book in her hand to you, excited to see what you have to say and you taking a keen interest to what she's saying despite how she currently looks, but in reality if she were to look like this with the messy hair comfy mood and loose single piece of clothing with her tits and body out the guy would just want to breed her ignoring the book she would be happy to talk about and her as a full individual to an extent

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232207
>shuts down any yuribait on stream
>makes twitter posts like these
What is her master plan?

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>>57232207
I am convinced at this point that Shiori enjoys applying PUA tactics on Rissa, alternating between negging and pozzing until she's mindbroken.
I guess in less mentally ill contexts you'd call this being tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I love Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232426
>Flirts online
>Cold in person
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232426
Baiting twitter yuri artists. They don't watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232504
Morning! I also love Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232426
It's called business yuri.

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>>57232419
If I approached a woman in only my boxer shorts and tried to talk to her about my interests and her reaction was to call the police on me, it would be both deserved and make sense.
Your concernpost makes sense if she were dressed in completely normal clothes while holding the book and the only reaction she got was sexual intention.

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>>57231894
I’ll give it a shot when I get off work

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232527
>sexbros are all tsunderes irl

[Anonymous No.]

NERISSA HATE NERISSA HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232426
>>57232426
It's much more acceptable for girls to compliment each other platonically than it is for guys. If a girl said her friends breast looked perky and amazing, it's fine, but if I told my bro he had a rocking cock I'd be the weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

Great page.

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>>57232610
it extends beyond just that example
another thing i think about is how humans are the only mammals that have permanently highly visible breasts and for women who want to be taken seriously they always have to live with the fact that evolution gave them permanent tits that guys will always oggle and view them for

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232561
She's a genius...

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>>57232725
ngl I hate how she tries to emulate japanese beta mannerisms like asking for approval and permission and going "ehh?" at the slightest surprise or confusion.

> Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why we can't count Nerissa out as our rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57216369
>>57232872

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232839
i can totally relate to this as a man with a massive cock. women are always staring at my package... i wish they'd just see the real me instead of whats in my pants :(

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if Shiorin is only flirty with Rissa on today's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233080
Nice cock bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>57232744
Nuh uh, watch. Nice dick bro, I really like the curve. Now get over here and let me cradle those succulent balls of yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233196
>bumps Rissa up from 20% to 30% today

[Anonymous No.]

Can we ban rissa posting? The thread quality always takes a nosedive
>They'll go away after her vacation
You lied faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233235
you forgot the no homo, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233080
Damn. I like the veiny balls, bro. Wish mine looked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233285
Rissa posting is kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233285
I hoped they would have left after the phasmophobia stream

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233080
Nice nuts bro

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>>57233080
every male mammal has a penis but humans are the only mammals that have permanent breasts that exist beyond child raising and are only there to sexually satiate guys despite the individual girls wants or desires
you can meme about it but it is something i feel a little sorry for
but also it gets me really hard when im horny thinking im dehumanizing a girl with this mindset so thats a plus

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder that you can filter words~ And even make the stub disappear if you like~

[Anonymous No.]

I love this oreo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233487
That is some stinky oreo

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233374
Hating nerissa is the new meta, that's why they come here because we don't kick them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233440
I'm sure male peacocks feel very de-peacockified when the females of their species only want them for their beautiful plumage.
This exists across all species, no idea why it would make you feel bad. Sexual dimorphism is just... basic biology? I dunno bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233487
i like her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233394
Voices in your head will NEVER shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233487
Stop that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233285
This thread was shit way before rissa posting

[Anonymous No.]

I think we should be back to the self improvement meta

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233552 (me)
Oh and to add, similar to how a male peacock's well defined peacock feathers are an indicator of good health and good genetics it's the same with a woman with large full breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233571
you sound like a shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233294
I didn't forget anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233546
We were on that before it was cool.
Rissa HATE
Novelights HATE
But seriously props to Biboo for learning and being careful with our name after correction

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, guys, it's my fault. I put sex in the OP. These aren't out numbers for these hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233487
That Oreo is expired, eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233552
it's combined with a certain way of thinking about humanity and human exceptionalism
we aren't just regular animals and have sapience so it's hotter when that's stripped away for a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233760
*our

[Anonymous No.]

We gonna let this slide bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233634
Shiorin keeps murdering the self improvement bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233546
>new meta
sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
she also retweeted

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
Yes because it's CUTE
the only problem with it is her toenails aren't painted black

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
Koreans got good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234059
Ayame don't look

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
Canon sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
She knows what the novelites desire. She wants to fulfill our fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234453
Taking her to bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233850
i wonder how this type of thing seems to shiori
most holo girls lean at least somewhat bi from i guess being prison gayed for so long but shiori has been chronically online for decades and is straight as an arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234496
I'd guess she's happy, she has made it and a lot of people love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234496
Girls are allowed to play around even if they're straight. Guys will forever be considered gay if they ever try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234495
In moderation

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234655
yeah, but shiori doesn't seem to enjoy playing around with it either lol

[Anonymous No.]

"Master, if finding the balance between sex and cute bros is so important, why should we only be cute bros?" The dismayed student asked the old master.

The old novelite crinkled his face in a smile and said,

>"Why is going down a mountain path easier than going up it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILrxzxosEvk&t=4844
This is what sexbros believe

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/MmdShrimp/status/1696219086571663549

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234697
Probably because it might cheapen the actual strong friendship she has and being a shipper she knows people will read into it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234701
Thanks Shao, I need to remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234496
A surprising amount of them are straight still anon. It's playing to the audience and picking with friends. I've joked about sucking my friends dick, doesn't mean I'm actually going to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57233715
sound?

[Anonymous No.]

Someday we will have a good thread

[Anonymous No.]

Any other bakers alive? I'm putting shiobee in the OP if nobody replies to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are eating shiori out
>She throws her head back in ecstasy and moans
>Suddenly she Yanks your head up by your hair and places a hand on your cheek
>Calls you a good boy
Your reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235226
I'm replying to you and telling you to put Shiobee in the OP. Also I don't bake, good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235226
Good. Shiobee is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235132

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235273

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235132
We will never have a good thread again.
It's all downhill from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235132
When Rissa graduates we'll only have good threads

[Anonymous No.]

Another day, another thread, another 10,000 steppies to get done before my beloved Shiori is streaming.
See you in the next page, Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

(You)

[Anonymous No.]

Try not to look at it as one thread, but many pages in a book we are writing together with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235490
Don't go

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234804
Should have been it's shiowari da

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235226
>*removes bee from the oven and pops it in my mouth*
crunchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>57234795
She's just edging us anon

[Anonymous No.]

i hate the literal shit posting
hate nerissa
hate AIslop
hate cutefags
hate sexfags
hate books
hate this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235511
This book is weirder than house of leaves

[Anonymous No.]

and i love YOU anon!

*tight hug*

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235766
wtf why books

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235766
And yet you are worst poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235490
See you soon, Novelite! Remember to hydrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235782
>>57235782
new page

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235795
Anon is a basketball human, was never taught to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57235766
Add the try hard reps and improvement bros and the goslingfags. They have no place here anymore now that Shiori has told us her preference. Fuck off and find another Holo.