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>Delivers flawless GFE
It is over for Shiori she has nothing.

>> No.57198185

>>57197635
QRD? Stream with timestamp/clip?

>> No.57198253

I'm going to need your best clips from both so I can judge impartially.

>> No.57199371

>>57197635
I don't see Nerissa as GFE she just has a sexy voice and whines a lot.

>> No.57199728

i wish she would hug my head and kiss it while i play OW2

>> No.57199767

>Yuribait shit
No thanks

>> No.57199820
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>>57197635
>N*ji orbiter
She's dead to me

>> No.57199833

She only wants you if you're a vampire guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vapvgn4AsK0

>> No.57199837

>>57197635
shiori was gfe for 2 day

>> No.57199957

it's easy to do 'flawless GFE' when your entire mod team of males is carefully instructing you how to act and move. hell, they're probably /here/ and explicitly told her not to make contact with Enna

>> No.57200121

>>57199820
wasn't it vsh*j*u?

>> No.57200734

>>57197635
the Kiara simping ruins her for me t b h

>> No.57201391

>>57197635
shes fake as hell, tries to please everybody and hit every mark.
unironically faker holos are more real than her

>> No.57201564
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57201564

>flawless GFE
Imagine having a girlfriend that talks about her partner who she loves more than you.

>> No.57201691

>>57197635
>>Delivers flawless GFE
Finally, some good fucking foo-
>...for Kiara
It's all so tiresome

>> No.57201717

Sorry I don't want to compete with Kiara

>> No.57202556

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_va6-JHbRfs
She's full unity too.

>> No.57202666

Nerissa is for coomers, Shiori is the ideal girlfriend for millenialls who had/have a crush on the weird girl in class.

>> No.57202668

>>57197635
nah, what she does is more like bantering with chat rather than GFE

>> No.57202731

>>57202556
dropped

>> No.57202734

>>57201391
She's the least experienced streamer out of all of them right? I think it's natural that she's trying to fit in. After a while she'll be more natural. I think she just needs to find someone to bond with who isn't her oshi.

>> No.57204651

>>57197635
She's more DFE (dyke friend experience) with the nonstop yuribaiting

>> No.57204841

>>57199833
wtf sisters, I thought she was a lesbian, why is she masturbating over a vampire guy every night?

>> No.57205857

>>57204841
Exception to the rule

>> No.57205873

>>57202556
Yuck

>> No.57206114
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>>57202556
>NijiEN

>> No.57206132

You can literally taste the cope in this post.
We already know she talked to Nijis*nji members.
Stop deflecting, you can't change history.

>> No.57206178

>>57199371
That's the most realistic GFE ever. All we are missing is the classic female word-magic traps (e.g. mococo's 'are you saying i'm not cute everyday', or the old classic 'would you still love me if I was an oligochaeta with five pairs of aortic arches instead of hearts?')

>> No.57206220

>>57199833
>Vesper got to enjoy nerissa, but was caught by management
So that's why he was "graduated"

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57206226

>>57199820
>>57202556

>> No.57206283

>>57206226
>Before the sinking ship allegations became worse

>> No.57206331

>>57197635
She is a GFE for Kiara and her fans are getting cucked.

>> No.57206605

>>57199371
She literally opens her stream with "hi darlings~~~~~~~", how much more do you want? That she starts cooking streams and smacks the spoon against the camera to simulate feeding you?

>> No.57206676

Does Nerissa give kisses and tell me she loves me?

>> No.57206758

>>57197635
She makes me realize that if I had a girlfriend, I would actually not enjoy it as much as I thought I would.

>> No.57206870

>>57206283
>there's always a cope

>> No.57206922

>>57202556
into the trash

>> No.57207013

>>57206605
Unironically yes?
Rub her model's head against the screen to simulate head rubbing?
Say I love you or imply it in any way?
Move her model for a handshake?
Kiss of any kind? Reassurance of any kind?
There are many basic things that Shiori's already done that Nerissa could do.

>> No.57207036

>>57207013
Damn, men are needy.

>> No.57207067

>>57207036
It's just the very basic of basics my guy.
If Shiori can do all that yet anons cope "It's not GFE!" then what's Nerissa that's done even less?

>> No.57207093

>>57206605
'Hiya darlings' gives me cougar aunt vibes more than gfe vibes

>> No.57207122

>>57197635
How is talking about being down bad for other guys GFE?

>> No.57207181

>>57207122
>other guys
Fictional characters doesn't count

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>>57202556
>>57206226
It's been two years, and I'm still waiting for anything. I'm sure the collab is right around the corner.

>> No.57207568

>>57207036
Women usually need this stuff even more often. You might be asexual.

>> No.57208082

>>57197635
Delivers flawless blowjobs (to me)

>> No.57208522

>>57206605
i want her to simulate feeding me and do an official twinkle twinkle little star cover.

>> No.57208914

>>57201391
>thinks shiori isnt one
Men are so dumb

>> No.57208978

>>57208914
Shioricucks are the dumbest motherfuckers on this board in a long time. They seriously think she's not using them for quick cash.

>> No.57209035

>>57197635
>flawless
has she cucked me yet

>> No.57209189

>>57205857
She seems to have a lot of exceptions to the rule.

>> No.57209236

>>57208914
>>57208978
Just like Gura uses chumbuds for a quick cashout. Amirite?

>> No.57209254

>>57207181
It does because it's not me.

>> No.57209366

>>57208978
>>57208914
All of advent seems pretty shameless in this regard to be honest except for Bijou whose basically a brotuber
All ill say is Cover found some hard-core grinders for this gen.

I've never really been that into the other ENs personally. Bijou is fun. I don't keep track of advent

>> No.57209479

>>57206331
jokes on you that's my fetish

>> No.57209679

>>57197635
not an american, but I always have this stereotype that midwest girls are sweethearts and perfect for gfe. Nerissa hate /here/ is the first time I heard anything bad about them.

>> No.57209741

>>57207391
>>57206226
Fauna is just nice to everyone in general. She seems to track a lot of non-Holo streamers, even if she doesn't collab with them. (Like Shondo, Pomu and Pippa.)

>> No.57209848

>>57208978
don't care. I'm enjoying myself.

>> No.57209899

>>57197635
you mean pet experience?

>> No.57210135

>>57207036
Femanon please, just let me have this

>> No.57210213

>>57207036
Almost as if we've been deprived basic human affection for generations.

>> No.57210472

>>57207036
You don't know the half of it.

>> No.57211010

>>57207036
Remember when Nina said "just be nice to them"? she was 200% right, it's all we want. 100 dollars for reassuring words and a vote of confidence? totally worth it, I can easily make that money again. it's a very cheap price to get rid of the loneliness, even for a minute.

>> No.57211858

>>57211010
This is it. You know there are many men who just hire prostitutes to have them talk nice to them and hug them, I can jerk off on my own, I just need affection

>> No.57211973

>>57211010
>>57211858
I don't get this. It's not real so you're deluding yourself into thinking they care? I would rather buy some food instead with the money. At least that tangibly satiates my hunger

>> No.57212090

>>57211973
Well that’s exactly what vtuber donations are. If that confuses you maybe this is the wrong hobby.

>> No.57212314

>>57212090
Just watching them is amusing enough, it's like going to the zoo for me. Never donated, never joined memberships, never bought merch, never bought tickets to events. All that money saved is spent instead on snacks to eat while watching. So I don't really get it when people send akasupas with a couple of short sentences telling the vtuber about their day as if the vtuber gives a shit

>> No.57212451

>>57212314
Does it matter when the vtuber responds and shows reciprocation? You could also always be paranoid that your girlfriend is only together with you for your money, what matters are the actions in the end

>> No.57212524

>>57197635
>less autistic k(orean)ronii woman
>GFE

Unikeks sure live in their own alternative reality.

>> No.57212556

>>57197635
>lesbo baiting
>flawless GFE
lol

>> No.57212639

>>57212451
I guess I see your point, but I just prefer the truth. I'd personally rather be ignored and a random face in the crowd than be noticed only because I threw some money.

>> No.57212814

>>57212639
If you normalize it it’s really not bad. If a waiter is nice to me I also don’t care if he’s "just doing that for a tip", because you can always say that, being nice is just generally great, and that then deserves a tip.

>> No.57214471

>>57197635
>flawless

>> No.57214595

>>57212556
It's just bait anon. Pretty apparent she wants the d, her fake cooming over women doesn't come close to the lust she has for handsome guys.

>> No.57217209

'I want to fuck women' is GFE?

>> No.57217262

>>57199371
Waiter, this GFE is too realistic for me.

>> No.57217339

>>57214595
She's a KFP, she wants to be like Kiara and Kiara just yuri baits constantly, but she can't contain her lust for cock, like Lui

>> No.57217639

>it's another "holofag has no idea what GFE is" episode
it's all so tiresome

>> No.57217729

>>57197635
Moles are gross

>> No.57217762

>>57217729
She said there's another one somewhere else too.

>> No.57219471

>>57197635
>It is over for Shiori
She wont give up that easily

>> No.57219879

>>57197635
So is Nerissa going to be the troublemaker this time a la Mori and Kronii?

>> No.57220015

>>57217639
Nerissa is perfect GFE, you don’t know what GFE is

>> No.57220060

>>57217639
There are degrees of GFE.

>> No.57222419

>>57219879
She's too normalfag to do anything dangerous

>> No.57223081

>>57201564
/thread

>> No.57224442

>>57197635
I'll consider her GFE until she cooks a Hot Dish. Otherwise she's the singer of her gen.

>> No.57224601

>being a white girl is gfe in 2023
grim

>> No.57224784

>>57199833
Grim.

>> No.57224806

>>57212556
u need to watch her stream more, anon. her lesbi is part of her kayfabe. the real shit she is carve the d

>> No.57226056

>>57224806
It doesn't matter if she's faking it. How is it GFE if she spends more time obsessing over Kiara and yuribaiting than acting like a girlfriend to chat?

>> No.57226674

>>57224601
I see no issue with this. A typical midwestern 20 something gf? Perfect

>> No.57227250

>>57197635
>It is over for Shiori she has nothing.
She'll always have me.

>> No.57228451

>>57202556
When will Shiori homocollab/indiecollab btw? Surely it can't be worse than this

>> No.57228984 [DELETED] 

>GFE
https://files.catbox.moe/9gqnvb.mp4

>> No.57229402

>>57197635
>Flawless GFE
Yeah, Kiaras

>> No.57230226

She gives me the cringe like Mori and Kiara. Would fit vshoujo rly well.

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>>57228984

>> No.57230955

a collab with a female niji, I can overlook, because kiara has done the same thing which I imagine nerissa sees as something she'd do too. if she collabs with a male then I will drop her completely, simple as that.

>> No.57231192

>>57224601
objectively one of the prettiest in hololive, so yes. mori is white but she's ugly now

>> No.57231224

>>57217262
>vtuber
>realism
go back

>> No.57231292

>>57220060
so it's a meaningless term

>> No.57231303

>>57206178
Nobody wants realistic gfe. Real gf's are a pain in the ass. That's like trying to market your Michelin Star restaurant with having pleasent shits afterwards.

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57231883

>57228984

>> No.57232047

I just want to punch her mouth everytime she brings up Naruto.

>> No.57232719

>>57211858
>You know there are many men who just hire prostitutes to have them talk nice to them and hug them
The sad thing is that there are a lot of prostitutes and adult entertainers that won't even do that shit. If you don't want to cum with them they'll ask why you're so gay, or they'll try to suck infinite money out of you while never giving you what you want. It's crazy.
I stopped using adult entertainment for this purpose (and won't use prostitutes because they're illegal in most of the US) because it was actually difficult to find someone that would give me what I wanted without making me spend an insane amount of money.
Like it's actually cheaper to just cum than it is to get any kind of affection or intimacy (which should also be free but it definitely isn't).
>>57212639
How old are you? If you're in your teens or early 20s I get it. When you're young and healthy you get a lot of unwanted attention from people and that feels normal. You still feel like you can kinda take or leave it when it comes to other people. But when you finally get what you want though and you're truly anonymous and you can count on one hand the number of people who would care or notice if you died... that feeling is very scary. It becomes very difficult to avoid thinking about your death and existence daily.

>> No.57232913

>>57197635
>she has nothing.
she has the best model in hololive

>> No.57233446

>>57231224
It was a joke, idiot.

>> No.57233722

>>57232047
Believe it!

>> No.57234124

>>57197635
God I need to slap her face with my dick so badly

>> No.57234419

>>57199820
>mumei
does he know?

>> No.57234528

>>57211973
kys landwhale

>> No.57234604

>>57197635
until she says it all I remember is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQOxumH2sTo
but maybe some day or it will go like Kronii with her bonding level and everything went to hell anyway

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