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5710054 No.5710054 [Reply] [Original]

It's physically impossible to have any sexual thoughts or feelings towards Haachama, she is too dumb.

>> No.5710081

>>5710054
Yeah but that pic of her in panties on her phone is pretty hot. I'll be sad to watch her upcoming graduation.

>> No.5710083

>>5710054
So it's psychologically possible?

>> No.5711115
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>> No.5711127

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OT9SmcP4IE

>> No.5711299

>>5710054
unironically, although her avatar is one of the lewdest. she has really nice tiddies and a big butt

>> No.5711382

>>5710054
Good to know I'm not alone

>> No.5711422
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>>5710054
Retard pussy is good though.

>> No.5711474

>>5710054
i dont think you seen her ecchi fanarts

>> No.5711513
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5711513

She has some of the horniest fanart

>> No.5711608
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>>5710054
it is.
>source: I have sexual thoughts and feelings towards Haachama

>> No.5711693

>>5711513
please turn this thread into haachama ecchi fanart dump.

>> No.5713040 [DELETED] 
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>>5710054
She is at least smarter than Coco

>> No.5713624

>>5710054
actually, it triggers the saviorchama and the groomerchama in me at the same time and makes me double horny

>> No.5714396

>>5710054
Haachama's attractive avatar and push for sexual humor content has spawned some of the horniest fans I have ever seen. They won't shut up about wanting to fuck her.

The actress herself is really quite retarded. She has shown many moments of weakness beneath her tough mask in the past year. She inspires a paternal guardian instinct in those who know this side of her. She yabs on purpose so much that its like having your very own rebellious teen daughter.

So there are people out there that want to totally wreck the character but find the person behind the character to be just cute.

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Wrong, I'm gonna lick the sweat off her fat tummy and have a boner the whole time, ENTIRELY BECAUSE she's so dumb she still doesn't understand why she's gaining weight.

>> No.5727602

>>5710054
Are you saying the retarded don't deserve love?

>> No.5727697

>>5710054
her vomit sounds make me cum

>> No.5727736
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5727736

dont care still buying purple haato coin

>> No.5727795

>>5710054
I agree, but personally I apply this to all vtubers altho for different reasons

>> No.5728596
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You do you, anon. Meanwhile, I'll do Haachama.

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>>5710054
It's physically impossible to not have any sexual thoughts or feelings towards Haachama, she is too dumb.

>> No.5729607
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>>5727272
PLEASE PLEASE post more fatchama

>> No.5730128

>>5710054
You must be a homosexual if you don't want to fuck this fat retard until she's a drooling mess

>> No.5730137

>>5713040
Coco doesn't need Hololive to keep up her standard of living. Getting out while the majority of fans still love you is a good decision. We only saw a small bit of the decline in quality. If she hadn't decided to leave we'd have Fat Elvis Coco by the end of 2022.

>> No.5730189

>>5727736
What was her name again?

>> No.5730340

>>5730137
Anon, I know it sucks that Coco is leaving but making up a bullshit scenario about her declining to cope with it is just sad.

>> No.5730381

>>5730189
Holowhore #15

>> No.5730584
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Imagine not wanting to fuck this fat ass.

Anon, why are you gay?

>> No.5731256

>>5730381
#294LIVE

>> No.5731272

>>5730584
I’d make retarded babies with her

>> No.5731277

>>5727602
Sex is not love

>> No.5732977
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5732977

Wrong

>> No.5733065

>>5711115
Why does she dance like she needs dick

>> No.5733135

>>5731277
People don’t just have sex without being in love you animal.

>> No.5733159

>>5710054
Give me the quick run down on Haachama is she actually retarded, is it an act, what's up with her voice, all I know is that she ate tarantula ramen and threw up spicy noodles and sounds like a weird airheaded doofus (in a cute way). And is apparently actually insane?

>> No.5733187
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Surely you wouldn't have depraved sex with this cute girl?

>> No.5733200
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Is that a challenge?

>> No.5733220

>>5710054
Have you never heard her ASMR?

>> No.5733307

>>5733220
Link me a good one

>> No.5733490
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5733490

>>5733307
She has a lot

>> No.5733557

>>5710054
>not wanting your genepool to be sullied by her inferior dumbdumb genes

>> No.5733614

>>5733307
You have to either be a member or download them. There might be some reuploads on YouTube, not sure.
KFC ASMR made me sick to my stomach, but I respect that she had the ability to do that. The rest of them are good, except for one that pretty much a zatsudan.

>> No.5733637

>>5733614
…what is kfc ASMR?

>> No.5733648

Lets go
Go where?

>> No.5733736

>>5710054
On Twitter she liked a fanart of her giving someone a footjob

>> No.5733817

>>5733637
Picture a horror movie where the monster is slurping on someone it killed. But for an hour.

>> No.5733888

>>5733637
She ate KFC on mic.

>> No.5733907

>>5710054
But that's the secret anon, her being dumb is why I want to have sex with her.

>> No.5734640

she is actually smart for making a new roommate

don't put all your eggs in one basket

>> No.5735528

>>5734640
Who is the new roommate?

>> No.5735557

>>5735528
me, it's me

>> No.5735819

>>5733220
>>5733307
Everyone's mileage varies for her ASMR. If you are sensitive to sighs and mouth noise triggers you will think it is lewd. If you don't go in with a dirty mindset it won't seem lewd. Much of what she says is the result of interactions with chat. Sometimes she picks out weird things to say like any other stream. Her attempts at roleplay are cringe because everyone knows she is just a loveable retard with a cute voice. JPbros are constantly dunking on her in chat but no one notices because of EN hornyposting.

>> No.5735903

>>5733065
You've answered your own question.

>> No.5735990

>>5730381
What makes her a whore?

>> No.5735991

>>5734640
That is not what roommate means.

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>>5710054

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>>5728596

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>>5727272
>>5728911
>>5729607
>>5730128
>>5730584
why does she attract literally all architects?

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>>5729607

>> No.5742760
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Outifts, lewding herself, Haachama cooking, mention of weight a couple times, embracing fat art on occasion, etc. Marine gets similar treatment, especially considering her base outfit is perfect for it, starting to realize it too

>> No.5742787

>>5737896
The truth is she's probably thin from all the neglect.
Wanting to fatten her up is just parental instinct.

>> No.5742806

>>5733135
If only. Then prostitution would be fucking void as a business lol

>> No.5743355

>>5730340
Reddit Meme Review

>> No.5747000
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>>5710054

>> No.5748189

>>5733065
Isn't she going to college soon? She'll have plenty soon I'm sure.

>> No.5748900

>>5710054
She has the most coomer fanart, and her being blonde, blue eyed, retarded and stacked just makes her more coomable.

>> No.5750869

>>5748900
She attracted hordes of coomers with her lewd reviews and ASMR. Their cum tributes sustain her while she ain't making any content.

>> No.5753966

>>5750869
>>5748900
>-oomer

>> No.5755300

>>5710054
You've never watched Aho Girl

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>> No.5755614

>>5710054
Disagree. She's the daughter you lewd.

>> No.5755666

>>5755595

What I would give to be that haaton

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>> No.5755830

>>5748189
She's already in one anon

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>> No.5756409

>>5711693
Unironically do it I want to masturbate knowing everyone else is too.

>> No.5756462

>>5710054
She reminds me of this one hentai ova where some guy's blonde haired big tittied sister is basically retarded and gullible as fuck, having sex with people because they trick her with something dumb. Like one time she went to get ice cream and the ice cream man raped her.

>> No.5756472

>>5737896

all me

>> No.5757187

>>5756462
is this old or new? i kinda remember something like it, name?

>> No.5757779

what about Haato

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>>5710054
shit negro, no need to stealthy, if you just wanted to fill your haachama fap folder, you coulda just asked

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>> No.5757967

>>5735819
it depends on your triggers, she's got some very good asmr triggers for me. if i want something comfy and relaxing ill put on noel, but if i want to get smacked with asmr tingles ill put on old haachama. and this is pre En wave asmr, the one's she's done since then are garbo

>> No.5762640

>>5727272
>>5728596
>>5728911
>>5730584
>>5732977
>>5733187
>>5742058
>>5742760
>>5755568
>>5755595
>>5755754
>>5756233
>>5757850
>>5757959
None of it feels erotic, it's rather cute like as if she is trying so hard to be lewd but everyone knows she isn't

>> No.5762756
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>>5762640
I disagree

>> No.5764635

>>5710054
I wanna make a dozen retarded babies with Haachama!

>> No.5765053
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5765053

>>5710054
This is a thinly veiled attempt at getting lewds og Haachama, and I'm happy to oblige

>> No.5765229

>>5710054
It's not that she's dumb, but rather she's fucking crazy

>> No.5765249
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>>5755830

>> No.5765461

>>5757187
baka na imouto?

>> No.5770523

>>5762640
But Anon you just described why it's erotic

>> No.5771485

The Haachama molesting sleeping Haato ASMR was the best one ever. Choco's ASMR does nothing to me in comparison.

>> No.5771507

>>5710054
I coomed to her sexy curves earlier today anon what do u mean

>> No.5771690

In that case, your future presents itself in rather dark colours...

>> No.5772057

>>5710054
she's the first hololive i fapped to.

>> No.5772192

>>5710081
care to post it please

>> No.5772273

>>5772192
Scroll up.

>> No.5772394

>>5772273
many thanks

>> No.5772787

>>5765249
YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

>> No.5778887

it is impossible for me, yes.

>> No.5779006

>>5755830
How is it that her coworker, like miko for example, has to hide her voice from being recognized in public but no one has recognized haachama irl? Hard to believe someone like her hasn't had anyone come up to her and say "You sound like this one vtuber"

>> No.5781326

>>5779006
it's not as common if you go outside once in a while

most holos go up a few notes when speaking for the camera. haachama has used it ocasionally, at least it sounded like a more genuine human voice.

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