qrd general

[Anonymous No.]

i want a quick rundown for every vtuber and i want (you) to help.
nene (hololive), noraneko (nijisanji), and shien (holostars) already have qrd's but there's room for more.
idc if they're corporate, indie, eastern, western, active, graduated, eng/jap/whatever, just post qrd's.
ideally they should be positive posts that shill the vtuber in question, there are posts that kinda fit the format of a qrd but aren't the sort of content i'm interested in (e.g. the mori collab pasta).
qrd's are usually collaborative posts so don't worry about only posting a few points, other anons will contribute if they feel like it.
clip/stream links are a nice bonus but not necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

abridged nene qrd (1/2). full source: https://hatebin.com/tykuviezyq

Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>Lamy and Nene: Cool VS Hottie
>Claims to be good at riding unicycles, can walk on stilts and is good with the hoola hoop. Of course she can use roller skates. On a stream, after realizing she had this many skills, she messaged omaru on twitter, applying for a position in her circus while streaming.
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company. According to her standards NenePro surpassed the concept of “white company”, thus becoming “gold company”
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears

[Anonymous No.]

>>5709438
abridged nene qrd (2/2).

>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
>Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
>Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
>Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
>She had the objective of getting one (1) kill in APEX. Ended up becoming champion instead.
>co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
>Bought over 10 panties at the same time during an online sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
>When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
>Wasn’t allowed to get a sneak peek of the other girls’ 3d even though she was insistently asking about it. Despite the other girls’ love and support, she felt lonely during the months it lasted. Her manager told her “this three months will be hard on you” so she “prepared” herself for it but it was worse than what she thought.
>Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
>She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
>In Mio’s 2021 haiku competition, she wrote a haiku about eating dirt-flavoured snow
>When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
>Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
>She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
>She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
>Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut date, she spoiled lamy’s.

[Anonymous No.]

noraneko qrd.

>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous orders from the same place to see which one of the drivers would deliver first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats then went to the store to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothespins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed / internet disconnected and he was forced to stream the continuation on his channel right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Fell asleep during a stream and got 250000 yen in Super Chats while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>Forgot to stop her stream and sang asshole song live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Baked a naan in the middle of a collab stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Cleaned her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic getting swallowed by the vacuum cleaner
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempted to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>Peed in Fumi's bathtub, her friend and fellow Nijisanji member
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>Once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming with her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and got stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>And the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>Had a fight with her little sister live on stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>Asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone had to help her finish the chips
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>Forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>Forcibly ended a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another player a win
>Made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>For some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon, and some politicians follow her
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

[Anonymous No.]

shien qrd.

BOSSU
>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face every time he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrocuted himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
>Formed a team to join a serious vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in
>Later was joined by some chumps named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule
>Roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"

[Anonymous No.]

Good thread OP

[Anonymous No.]

draft kuzuha qrd.

>an absolute autist when meeting people for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eZjCiq-8Y
>created the infamous weather deck (as well as the lesser-known temperature and humidity decks)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsYvCqbBHg
>so hot he was scouted to be a real life model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFAbTvqZgk
>was groomed by the blue oni and is probably banging her right now
>a member of the cutest vtuber family, dokuzuhonsha (picrel)
>once entered a female-only train carriage because he wasn't paying attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-49vBho_rJM
>claimed that all guitarists beat women, while playing guitar, then attempted to pin the blame on kanae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUa9AqewJY
>insulted the lgbt flag before backtracking after finding out it was the lgbt flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLCkpEUxmxE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5709414
WTF is a QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711019
>>created the infamous weather deck
That was already a thing anon.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711036
Are you a newfag ?
QRD = Quick Rundown

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711254
Yes actually. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711325
Welcome aboard brother.
Make sure to keep your sanity intact, when interacting with the various meds-deprived schizos here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711121
weather has been a staple of small talk for centuries, but bringing the weather up unprompted because you're unable to speak about relevant topics like a normal person is a kuzuha trademark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5711980
Failed on the sanity front.
Got Lamy on the brain so I gotta be insane.
Needing to dig up more clips to get a good sense of her voice, tone and personality for writing about her.

[Anonymous No.]

draft honhima qrd.

>dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4n77R3LZks
>very dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKoZ29qyz8
>god i love this dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DK82u6dApo
>thicc as a ludicolo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0290S9YyopU
>likes pekora, pekora likes her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n9-4VzF_84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWp01Dx82F4
>donated her middle school sports uniform to a homeless man. she didn't think about the size difference and he got reported to the police because of his suspicious clothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAsySobc5oE
>a member of the cutest vtuber family, dokuzuhonsha (picrel)

[Anonymous No.]

There's wikis for this shit already, sort of, but you need to do your JP reps.