/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive Summer 2023 - 0101 Merch:
https://search-voi.0101.co.jp/freeword/?store=&q=マルイノアニメ2308011

Previous Thread: >>56946576

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Are Gawr posters the best fans? I think so.

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[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife so much!!

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>>56979913
My wife was democratically voted as the cutest therefore yes, we are.

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>>56979974
go back sister. Mysta is leaving

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Gurass

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>>56980039
it's an objectively accurate chart

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>>56980039
who is even that?

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>>56979944

[Anonymous No.]

We're gonna make it buds. We always do.

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>not a new IP
never tell me that shitposters don't use images thing ever again

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>>56980137
prime example

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>>56980244
this might be my favorite smug gura image

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>>56980039
>>56979974
The chart is pretty accurate...

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>>56979974
Someone put this on #gawrt

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>>56980426
No, it isn't, we love her and soon she will appear in the concert today

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the construction foreman of /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56980557
Sister pls is selen or shu the next??
I hear selen will go to VSPO EN

[Anonymous No.]

>2 months later
>still on vacation
renpc btfo

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>>56980585
yeah but it's pre-recorded so she won't actually be there..

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>>56980585
The chart isn't measuring love over time, just gura over time, which has objectively decreased.

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>>56980726
where is you 3D live Mysta Sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56980754
sister tell me why seething so much. You should start crying about Mysta leaving instead deflecting here

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>>56979845
is this ai faggotry? why is her right foot on her left leg?

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>>56981002
Damn i didn't notice that.

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>>56981002
That seems more of a human artist being a retard faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

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>>56981002
OP images have really gone down in quality recently the dude just uses whatever now instead of looking for actual good art

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>>56981425
>OP art autism
wow

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>>56981425
Really now?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>56981425
i used to make a lot of the threads but now some autist makes the thread within a second of it being deleted like a bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>56981002
I'm impressed with chumbies that notice details like that

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>>56981002
dw chumbud, i fixed it

[Anonymous No.]

the OP art has a nice crown like gura deserves I like it

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>>56982389
I will eat my cookies meanwhile watching those feets.

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Ok i gonna sleep early so i wake up fo the Splash festival and watch Gura. Good night chumbies take the bait from the schizo sisters who still crying about Mysta

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>>56982889
>don't take the bait from the schizo sisters who still crying about Mysta
fixed and he still trending damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>56982889
goob night *kiss*

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>>56982889
quit pretending to be a chumbie, it's gross

[Anonymous No.]

THE END'S APPROACHING
>(WE SURVIVE)
DARKNESS ENCROACHING
>(WE SURVIVE)
THIS NAUTIC LAND
>(WE SURVIVE)
OUR FINAL STAND
>(WE WILL SWIM)
WE WILL SWIM
>(WE WILL FIGHT)
WE WILL FIGHT
>(IN THE DEEP)
IN THE DEEP
>(WE SURVIVE)
WE SURVIVE

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>56983092
he's also pretending to go to bed

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[Anonymous No.]

>>56983092
keep seething sister

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>>56979974
>>56983187
Aim better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56983732
how cute is gura

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>>56983732
>>56983781
Gura is ugly.

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>>56980794
I don't give a shit about your random whores

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

shes so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56982389
Look out, we got an up and coming artist here!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds, let's cyb0rseggz!

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to let everyone know that Gura is my wife and she's the cutest girl in the universe.
Okay, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>56979845
More like:
/ggg/ - Gura's Guckold General

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I can't superchat, so next time she streams someone ask her in a superchat why she won't make or release a slow song. Like acoustic or piano. It's where her voice really shines. Full Color sounds like another pop song. Like her opening animation song, her voice is too computery and not raw sounding enough. She always sounds like that with pop songs

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People are motivated to do things because they're rewarded in some fashion: money, happiness, artistic expression, deeper fulfillment of our existential purpose, social acceptence, etc.
Now that Gura probably is financially independent for life and has wide spread fame in the virtual world, what motivators are there left for her to keep streaming? It no longer gives her purpose and deeper existential meaning like it used to probably because she realized IRL social relationships/friendships are much more valuable.

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>>56985609
Shut the fuck up, you know she knows she's good at slow songs and she'll release one when one is ready. Faggot.

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>>56985705
She doesn't care enough, retard. Not about streaming. Not about songs. And especially not about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching koyo mgs1
>40 mins later, finally finished the info dump before even starting the game
sasuga kojimbo, EN mgs perms when

[Anonymous No.]

>>56985609
her new song that she did was pretty slow

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>>56985682
>IRL social relationships/friendships are much more valuable.
Yeah, especially with me.

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>>56985869
Permissions guy is taking his sweet time

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>>56985609
Just give up and listen to karaoke. Every song she ever uploads is going to be ruined by shitty processing.

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>>56986137
not a fan of snail's house?

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>>56986248
She sounds like a fucking voice synthesizer. It's dogshit.

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I hope that one day Gura finally realizes how sad she makes us when she disappears like this. I don't know what it would take to make her understand, but I hope she one day acquires the empathy to understand what loneliness feels like and what being abandoned by those you love feels like.
I know that sounds harsh, but I think it would make her become a better person.

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>>56986307
You're dogshit.

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I'm dogshit.

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I'm so fucking lonely.

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>>56986438
All of her songs are horrible autotuned slop, and everything she releases in the future will just be more horrible autotuned slop. If you convince her to do "a slow song", you're just going to get more robotic processed garbage.. at a slower tempo. Just ignore them and wait for karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>went to a gloryhole tonight
>guy is waiting on other side
>"hey bro do you mind if I call you gura"
>see his phone on other side of wall
>he's showing me a picture of gura
>tell him that's fine but it's really cringe
Why do you faggots insist on breaking containment so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

Bros do you think Gooba would be mad at me if I didn't watch Splash Party live but watched the VOD at a more reasonable hour?

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>>56986307
shes sounds great in it

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>>56986685
AI Gura on Youtube unironically sounds more like a human singing than any of her songs.

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>>56986673
Watching VODs is fine.

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>>56986621
that's based of him and cringe of you

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>>56986673
No RT = No watch

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>>56986833
>I want to miss Gura content
I guess that's a you problem.

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>>56986379
I think Gura might be legitimately too dumb to develop empathy for others, especially people like us who she only sees as paying customers. The only time she ever talked about feeling lonely was during the covid lockdowns, and that's most likely only because she was forced into solitude like most other people at the time. She only understood how other people were feeling because it was also happening to her at that moment.
Once the lockdown lifted, she stopped streaming as much and it's obvious that it's because she was finally able to go be with people IRL again. It's sad, but empathy is just not something Gura is capable of.

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>>56986014
Permissions guy needs correction.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really sad. I thought she actually cared about us again after all this time.

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>>56987242
beep boop

[Anonymous No.]

We could have had this, but Gura picked the shorts...

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>>56985986
No. Not with you. You already know who she loves and it's not any of us.

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>>56987333
You're wrong, it's actually me.

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>>56987059
didn't she say she was an empath?

[Anonymous No.]

I see it's time for the cuckposting part of the loop again

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>>56987276
Whatever, man. I know you don't like what's happening either. You don't need to call me a bot. This whole week I've just been thinking about how much fun we could have been having with her during her streams.

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Anon-kun, why do you respond to blatant shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

No Gura just reminds me of how garbage I am and how I will always be alone

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>>56986379
Eh, if it's not her nature and she can't keep it up anyway then it's not gonna matter. And not everyone is like you, as hard as that might be to imagine. You're still pushing your needs onto her. Although it's not like I don't get your perspective. I feel for chumbies sometimes, but at the same time they need to find their own happiness.

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>>56987455
I hope not, because that would just mean she knows we're hurting, but just doesn't give a shit.
That situation seems worse to me.

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>>56987276
Ahh.. It's time to boot up again!

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>>56987242
She could at any moment give us a little message, but she doesn't. I just don't get it.

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>>56987595
Because I am legit depressed and can't even tell anymore.

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>>56987455
Gura says a lot of things.

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>>56987670
this is a very reasonable opinion, except for the part where people are asking her to live up to her own word and offer the worlds most basic courtesy, not stream a mandated x amount of hours per week
but she should stream into my mouth for at least 30 hours per week

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>>56987736
She's lazy and sociopathic.

[Anonymous No.]

Do these newfags really think Gura is as social as they think she is? Is there only frame of reference for women some high school Stacy?

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do i go to bed early so im not dead tired for the concert?

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I want to kill myself. not over gura just in general

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>>56987670
Why does my happiness have to be absent of her? I oshi'd Gura because she made me happy, anon.
I know you're probably one of those "you're entitled" chumbuds, but it's not that. I don't think she owes me anything. I just miss her terribly and wish things were different. I really wish things were different.
The last two weeks were so great. I don't want to go back to what things were like before.

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Too many fembuds ITT

[Anonymous No.]

These chumbies are so overdramatic its hilarious

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>>56988200
we don't even know when she's coming back. it could be another month from now
she's said literally nothing for over a week

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>>56987670
>I think a self proclaimed streamer should stream instead of disappearing constantly
>le find your own happiness

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>>56988350
we can go on a date if you want fembud

[Anonymous No.]

I think everyone knows what she's doing right now on a friday night.
She isn't alone. You know she isn't.

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>>56988528
my heart can't handle this

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching advent, but it's not the same. I wish I didn't love Gura.

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>>56988528
yeah, she's with me, my bad guys
caption: jshd0x

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>>56988766
my post btw

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>>56988694
I wish there were other EN girls that want to play armored core. Mori and bijou are cool and all but they aren't my favorites

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she laughs at us? When she's with them, I mean.

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>>56988528
of course not
she's with me! her body's nice and warm

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>>56988528
Yeah...

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If you're still a weakbud after the previous absence then you should just give up now because you're ngmi

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>>56987850
But it's all relative in the end. If she doesn't want to she doesn't want to. And some people don't mind that. That fact will always remain. Not everyone values the same things. It's irrelevant if you personally think x or y is easy to do. Because that's just your perspective, it's not theirs. It's still a personal demand. Well, that's the logical argument.

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>>56987281
Laplus has some nice handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

I shaved and now I feel breezy around my chin.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this ironic shitposting?
They always do this same old posting style when they have nothing and I just find it hard to believe they're being serious.

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>>56989262
It's shitty behavior. Gura even admitted that it's wrong. Stop with your moral relativism garbage.

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Cuckshitters are the funniest posters.

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Hey chumbies, sell me on Armored core

[Anonymous No.]

>>56989481
I've experienced this threadshitting for so long now that I know of a few different common responses a shitposter could reply to this with...

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>>56989742
you core armoreds

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>>56989745
I agree that it's better to just try not to think about it.

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>>56989590
How is it shitty? Why can't you just not be needy? Why isn't that something you just do naturally?
Look, I don't want to argue this but you're being subjective with your perspective and pushing it on others.

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trying too hard cuckchama

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>>56989742
When you use piledriver on enemies it feels good

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https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9904
https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9904
https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9904

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>>56990065
Its easy to not think about because they provided the weakest shit as """"evidence"""". Then we laugh at them for it.

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>>56990424
maybe she just forgot she even said that :3

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>>56990424
aaaaaaaaaa why is she like this
why does she always give me hope

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>>56990424
haha.. I actually believed her..

[Anonymous No.]

>Swimsuit equipped
>Dakimaguras delivered and ready for humping
The ASMR love nest rapidly approaches.

[Anonymous No.]

things would've been so much different if she had just gotten that damn spider

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>>56982009
its that i love my wife so much fag because he got super pissy about his shitpost being stolen because he was so slow making it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my personal cum sock. T o T

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>>56989745
I think the worst part is that Gura hasn't even bothered to try and convince us that she's alone for over a year now.

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>>56991321
Not really because of that, but ok

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>>56990091
>why can't you just not care about her or want to spend time with her? Your love is irrational. It's just chemical reactions inside your brain.
NTA, but you sound like an emotionless, loveless, autistic moron. No offense, anon.

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>>56991696
good,
every single streamer that does I'M SO ALOONE I'M SUCH A VIRGIN are the biggest grifters

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>>56990552
Pretend their "evidence" doesn't exist for a moment, anon. What do YOU think she does with all her time off? What do YOU think she's doing right now? She makes zero effort to try to get us to think she's alone. Zero. I think you're being purposefully dense if you think there's no way she isn't with someone right now.

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>>56991938
Wheres your games or anime at chumbie? Dont tell me you dont do nothing but think about gura all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>56992261
Been playing Dungeon Drafters. Pretty neat little card roguelike.
Oof looks like meido just shot anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Its funny how he pretended to be a chumbie and tells people to watch streams when she continued to confirm what he was shitposting about only like a month or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

the lull when half are chill and half are in the no energy state of depressed me and he's just replying to himself over and over is always a little funny, and funnier when the shotgun comes out

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>>56992261
NTA, but that's literally all I do nowadays. Games and Anime don't bring me joy anymore. They feel too lonely. You will probably also feel that way one day because I didn't always feel like that either.

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>>56980039
Sisters don't even watch Mysta.

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>>56991938
You're already being self-centered by assuming those emotions are what others need.

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>>56992044
Do you trust Gura or not? If she said she was a virgin, would you believe her? I would. But she doesn't even try to hint that she's alone anymore. There's a major difference between opportunistic lying whores that pretend to be virgins and what Gura used to tell us.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this thread fucking sucks. You guys should take the /uuu/ route at this point and only make a new one when she streams given the ratio of shit:posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>finally find a chumbud I recognize in holocure
>fireholder
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993003
/ggg/ also serves as a containment for the more deranged chumbuds, which allows for the board to be more healthy.

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>>56992773
NTA, but the schizo is right. Most people desire to be with other people and enjoy the company of those they love. Just because you don't feel that way doesn't make it normal or even logical. You only come off as sounding like a broken human being and genetic dead end. Humans desire love for an evolutionary and biological reason.
But you already knew that. Right, Spock?

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>>56992918
I trust gura not to be such a pandering tool to even need to yell us stuff like that, also kinda weird for her to tell us about being super alone when she just spent months traveling and working on studios with others

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>>56993065
F
ar least he catched up gura's return

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>>56993224
Wanting her fans to feel secure and trust her is not pandering.
I think you're coping right now and looking up at those grapes and declaring them sour.

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>>56993199
>I agree with his perspective
Cool. Anyway, I never said I didn't feel that way. You can do things your way. Keep seething and crying and shitting up the thread. I'm sure Gura appreciates that. kek

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>>56993413
I don't most her fans are that invested in her virginity...

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>>56993413
>secure
I'm not such a weirdo schizo that thinks of cocks just because gura isn't holding a permanent "I'M SINGLE BTW" sign
>sour grapes
go ahead anon, mention the chuubas that calls themselves virgins so I can laugh at you

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>>56993065
isn't he died?

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>>56986621
ITT: Things that never happened

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>>56993342
he might've been an annoying, cheating whore, but it's also kind of nuts that I can point to a guy who actually died before a virus shark watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

Besides Gura, which other vtubers would you plap?
Surely you've gotta have at least one

[Anonymous No.]

Child

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>deleted
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993789
If the posters here are to be believed, I didn't check because I don't care

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>>56993582
I was engaging with you assuming you were at least sane, but if you honestly think that Gura cares about the quality of these threads, then you are way too far gone.
Sorry, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993942
Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like laughing at deadbuds. Thinking about unicyclebud or ketaminebud makes me feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993779
You think all girls like Kanata are a liar? Have you ever even watched her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993942
from body type alone I'm actually more of a shorstack kind of guy, bae's model is pure sex to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993942
I only have romantic feelings for Gura. No one else, vtuber or not.

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>>56993942
Only Gura, I'm not a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994010
That's all you've got left, huh? Anyway, this difference in opinion doesn't matter. Gura gonna Gura either way. No need for pointless arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993942
I would plap everyone in Hololive, and most importantly plapping Flayon in front of Gura while Yagoo watches.

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>>56994162
I don't watch JPs so I can't comment on that, even then rushia was all like that and she had a huge crush or whatever. I'm mostly thinking of the EN who go like that, still regardless of anything telling your fanbase constantly about being single it's pure pickme shit, gura literally never went like that, all the "evidence" she left throughout 3 years was small slips when talking about other stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994393
based but also gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994334
I just like to vent here so I'm not holding onto all the grievances and malding when she does stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993003
Antis can also make threads

[Anonymous No.]

the charging port on my phone has been half busted for a while and I need to wiggle around the usb-c cable for like ten minutes to find the perfect angle, which shifts daily, I'm a little irritated

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994393
kys homobeggar

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hot and horny for fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994908
Sounds rough. Maybe you'd be less stressed with another chuuba. In any case, not my problem. Besides having to entertain your bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

It kills me to know that Gura is a porsche girl and I'm really not a porsche guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56994849
Yes.
>>56995106
Nothing wrong with pounding anime femboy ass.

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>>56994656
what is wrong with being "pickme"?
Are you saying you DON'T like it when women genuinely try to be pleasant or try to get you to like them?
You'd rather they treat you like trash or pretend like you don't exist instead?
You sound like a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura chan~

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>>56995518

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>>56995314
She's probably more of a two Volkswagen kind of girl, actually...

[Anonymous No.]

I love gura but Fauna has been made me so horny. Can i cheat a little!

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>>56995584
Gura doesn't care enough about her fans to get jealous of them watching or falling in love with other girls.
So the only thing that's stopping you is your own conscience. For me, that's way more than enough to make me not want to fall in love with anyone else, but for others, they probably don't give a shit.

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>>56995584
I see Fauna as more of a nice big sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>56995314
does that mean you're a henschel guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996010
I'm a corvette guy

[Anonymous No.]

That's a lot of [Deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996109
corvette makes tanks?

[Anonymous No.]

how much would I have to pay one of you to kill me? you can have my merch too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56995456
there's a huge difference between being a bitch to your fanbase and just blatant pandering to lonely pathetic men like you that are THAT desperate for any woman to notice them, I like gura because she's naturally cute and not because she has a compulsion to keep schizos like you "secure". Also believe it or not women usually try to be pleasant even IRL (like almost everyone really) but I bet you don't even have any experience with that

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>>56996478
as long as i can do whatever i want with the corpse i'll do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996567
I won't care after I'm dead

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a pickme kinda guy

[Anonymous No.]

You guys bought Summer Splash Party tickets right? You help support Gura and all the other girls doing these fun things, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
I'm poor....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996766
dope, what size Gura cosplay do i need to order?

[Anonymous No.]

You don't love Gura, you just love the IDEA of Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997157
no I love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996548
Man I really hit the nail on the head.
Men never talk the way you do. You are definitely a woman. What are you even doing here? Don't you have some Niji threads to go make in the catalog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
fuck no, not after abandoning us again. I'll watch it though :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993342
He was a faggot, but it's weird to think he's actually dead. Kind of curious of what did him in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997460
based sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997109
Idk L I guess? or go with XL just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
I did. For both days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997439
>muh boogeyman
lmao, I'm not the one melting down because gura hasn't posted a full pic of her hymen in 14.5 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
Too early for me to care enough about watching it live, and not paying just to watch the VOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997541
seethe harder, troon :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996548
One day, you will know true loneliness. You will be old and no one will care about you at all. You won't be able to make friends because no one will even notice that you exist. And at that point, you will finally understand why Gura is as popular as she is. Until then, I feel bad for you.

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>>56997686
YAS SISTER SLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
I was going to, but just like with the EN concert, I have no desire to see a recording of Gura perform now that she's abandoned us yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997704
nta. Huh? are you saying Gura knows what true loneliness is and that's why she is so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997724
dilate

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997704
>I feel bad for you because you are not lonely
ok? I have friends and family that I could die for and will continue to have those for decades unless a freak accident kills them all, imagine putting so much stock on the absolute shittiest years of your live instead of getting a better experience at the very height of your youth (tho I'm not that young anyway next year I'll be a 30 ojisan)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997654
this is irrelevant because per the bellybutton talking point we know she probably broke that shit open herself ages ago, but she should still post a picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997976
I'm not familiar with chicks at all, how often do they break their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56993789
>>56993937
>>56993789
How do you even know that he's dead? Also, isn't he literally the person that spammed "SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND" during the choo choo charles fiasco that made her super upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998071
check his twitter, yes he did, did Gura unban the world "girlfriend" yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998060
Horseback riding can break it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56997976
I'm really really not sure how you arrived at your conclusion that she must have obliterated her hymen because she said she fingered her bellybutton for lint one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998060
in guras case it's less statistics and more that she dug around in her bellybutton until it bled, but it isn't uncommon for it to break from different things, gymnastics, the aforementioned horseback riding, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998071
I'm not gonna celebrate someone's death because he was annoying once, that's something twitter shits do and I'm not stooping to their level

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998060
google says biking, gymnastics or even just masturbating can wear it down or break it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998169
i think bicycle riding too? along with some other sports or general physical activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998071
I never got to see the prechat, did she actually say something about it? I keep hearing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998169
>t. someone who doesn't really know anything about hymens
Horseriding can tear it slightly, but the outer portion of it is much stronger than the inner portion and so the likelyhood or tearing the whole thing by riding a horse is extremely unlikely. There's also the vaginal muscle reflex that is not going to be affected at all by it unless she attaches a dildo to the saddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998283
I didn't like him, but I'm not celebrating his death either. All I asked was how you people knew he died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998412
No, but the word girlfriend got banned, Idk if it still is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998412
People were wondering where she had been or just straight up saying "I missed you so much" and Fireholder kept spamming that phrase in response. She banned the word "girlfriend" during that prechat as a result because she didn't want to outright ban him.

[Anonymous No.]

>Streams a bunch during Advent debut hype
>Fucks off once they're settled in
I personally remember wanting to checking out an Advent girl's stream but deciding against it because Gura was streaming multiple times, and now even when she's gone I don't want to watch them because I feel like I'm behind all the fans who oshied Advent near debut
Unironically, do you think maybe she did it on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998825
no

[Anonymous No.]

If you have never broken a woman's hymen with your dick, then you are simply not a man. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
Bought both nights just now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56980754
Screaming into the void here anon, she could say "I only stream when I want the money to buy something." And people here would be happy she was streaming, not that I personally think that, but I gave up on her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/9y9njv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998825
None of them are fembuds or seem to be allies of gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999129
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999148
>allies of gura.
What did anon mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999129

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999129
Soon Gura and Shion will do a haptic feedback collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998825
Maybe. I'm not sure. I thought she was just back to enjoying streaming and enjoying spending time with us, but I guess this week shows I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I was gonna try and sleep before the concert but my head is hurting so bad right now from a headache that I'm worried I won't wake up in time.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to start a family with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Filter's putting in work today

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999348
Honeymoon stream when?

[Anonymous No.]

>oh gosh oh gee I thought Gura good but alas, Gura bad
>I'm sooooo sad
Literally all day long

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998825
>do you think maybe she did it on purpose?
Honestly, I'm starting to believe it, but I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999483
Lmao what do you have filtered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999148
Yeah that doesn't help either
I liked Bijou the most but it seems like she'd prefer Mori and the rest
Not sure if Gura would get along well with any of them either

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999483
>>56999539
They are trying so hard today, gotta give them credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56998825
Your reasoning is fucking stupid because you'd always be behind anytime Gura streamed in her timeslot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999588
A lot of random shitpost-exclusive words i see commonly.
In this case it was probably "whore" or "yesman"
It's almost always one of those two

[Anonymous No.]

So is this thing just a 3D live but Summer themed, or is the mood going to be horny like that promo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999539
>There's no way anyone actually misses Gura that much.
>Don't you have other things and people in your life?
>You don't actually love her, do you? That's pathetic.
>Touch grass and find a girlfriend.
>Why yes, I am SEA and was put into an arranged marriage. What does that have to do with anything?
Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is MY wife

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully Goob comes back Monday after the concerts are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000108
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000187
I'm already her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>56999684
That's true, but she hasn't been for the last so many days, so I wouldn't be that far behind would I? But it just feel like the first few debut days are more important to stay on top of things
I wouldn't mind tuning into one of their holocure part 2 or whatever if I knew them better and Gura happened not to stream that day, but Advent still feels like strangers to me when everyone else has already gotten to know them

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000355
>continues to blame gura for everything in his life
shut up retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000355
Then put the advent girls on in the background while you do other things and eventually you'll feel caught up.
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000108
>>Don't you have other things and people in your life?
This is the only thing in this list that's posted regularly, and it's usually in response to autists whining on cooldown. I don't know where you pulled the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000355
All you have to know is none of them are fembuds. They aren't worth watching until gura approves of them like the doggies.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae just said that she doesn't want to talk about her choreography because it wasn't her choreography. It was Kanauru dancing as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000611
>this is the only thing that I post in response to autists whining on cooldown.
Fixed that for you, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000767
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000695
that isn't even correct and you seem to be in the wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000695
Anon, this is the Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57000450
Just feels weird realizing she did just what was needed to stop me from giving Advent a try, no more no less, and now I've been sitting here like a fool the past few days waiting for her to come back again when I could've tried getting invested in one of the new girls who are streaming these days
But sure it's my fault for prioritizing my oshi over anyone else, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001158
did they deleted the VODs and now u cant watch it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001158
You could've just watched their VODs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001158
didn't read but sure

[Anonymous No.]

Being an anti used to mean something

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001410

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001410
Don't worry I got this one
So did being a Chumbud...
>lesadshark

[Anonymous No.]

I am hot and horny for a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001158
Are you ignoring me? They aren't fembuds, you don't need to worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001750
there are plenty around, it seems

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff fembud pucci

[Anonymous No.]

Hey fembuds, you don't need to be lonely and bitter
I will satisfy you every night (unless gura is streaming)
I will give your father 3 fishing vessels as dowry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001257
>>57001274
I can't stay focused when watching VODs because the streamer isn't really there with you, the lack of presence makes me not want to engage with it, yeah it's my problem I know
>>57001769
Sure they aren't fembuds but maybe I could still like them even if they weren't, before Gura even existed I was a fan of other vtubers after all, feels like I missed my chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>57001947
They haven't even been around a month, if you really want to switch they don't even have memberships open yet so you can still be a day 1 member if you wanted. Even if you can't engage you can still watch a VOD to see if you like their style or not, or even just fucking watch clips.

[Anonymous No.]

Idk If I should try to sleep or watch the vod when I wake up

[Anonymous No.]

Did any of the EN girls tweet about the concert? Seems a bit odd that they wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57002534
glancing around it seems no, Mori retweeted the pre-concert stream last night, Mumei made a short tweet that's obviously related, but that's it
I guess it makes sense since you'd have to be living under a rock to not know about it, but it does feel like there's a lack of buzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>57002809
EN doesn't seem to hype much things in general which is kind of strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57002534
>>57002809
>>57002954
Don't the tweets usually come after the show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57002979
dunno, I don't really pay attention to twitter stuff that isn't Gura, just went looking and saw the lack of it elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

I guess it's not that urgent to get people to buy it now since they can still sell tickets for the vod for 11,000 yen later anyway, on that note I also think it's weird how they do that, you would think they would lower the price the closer the vod gets to getting taken down, like -2000 yen per week or something. that way they could milk some of the brokebuds too later on.

[Anonymous No.]

Booba huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

It's been so long since I've taken a bath but I see now why Gura loves them so much. I felt so relaxed and fell asleep for a little bit even. Makes me wish I had a bigger tub so I didn't feel so cramped in mine, i'd probably take more if I did.
Also it made me want to soak in a bath together with her, imagine cuddling like that. It would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56979845
And just like that, exactly what I said would happen happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Is goober in japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56986379
she knows
she doesnt care, shes literally acknowledged how sad it makes us like... idk a fuck ton of times now and has promised to do better every time, she legit doesnt care, that is all there is to it.
Get used to it or leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
Nah Gura doesn't seem excited about it so neither am I

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
fuck hell no
Cover doesnt deserve any money, and honestly neither does Gura. I'm pirating that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Always in random bursts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004398
I just opened the thread and 2 are me
seethe about it I guess, feel free to reply with anything actually opposing what I said

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004427
just calling it as I see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004557
damn thats crazy, have you tried making a blog yet?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004633
gee you sure are defensive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004818
says man crying about other peoples posts on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to play videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004874
It's gonna be alright anon.
Sometimes people point out shitposting. It's not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004676
Sharkdreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004966
see here >>57004874

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004398
what's in random bursts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004874
if you just got here is this you, >>57004245, do you not see that you are also crying about other peoples posts on 4chan
crying at a shitposter who is pretending to be someone who wants her to be better while you are in the gawr gura sharkjuice slurping emporium telling people to give up on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004999
see>>57004818

[Anonymous No.]

>>57005040
>telling people to give up on her
never said that mr reddit, said get used to it or leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>57005117
no, but feel free to keep crying about my posts on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>57005149 (me)
im trans btw

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is red

[Anonymous No.]

I really enjoyed this year's summer karaoke!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

goopgoop is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fed

[Anonymous No.]

oh god I'm getting sleepy
I hate these stupid Nip-time concerts...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm just gonna take a nap
it'll be fine i won't miss the concert
just a short nap

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not in Japan she is just in vacation because it was Council anniversary time but she is just too awkward to communicate about it as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57005878
goobnite

[Anonymous No.]

>>57004676
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn there are some kino moments in this game

[Anonymous No.]

gura is wed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck my whore shark daughter-wife T - T

[Anonymous No.]

>>56996818
No, I'm gonna download her performances from here like usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006565
>>56996818
Gonna keep it a buckfifty with yall, I would prefer if these things didn't fucking happen so I can have Gura stream everyday. Better yet, have her sit on my face while she gags on my cock. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>56986248
Nope. Her voice is drowned out by the music and her voice sounds way too processed. I don't like her pop song voice as much.

[Anonymous No.]

The radio silence again. After all that sweet talk and promising to want to do more + keep us updated. Maybe I’m just late night horny venting but damn it’s infuriating when she just disappears. I think I need a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006392
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57005900
>in vacation because it was Council anniversary time
But everyone else is still streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006705
She needs correction :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006729
Our daughter-wife is autistic. 99% chance it's either her or cover making it so she won't/can't stream during major events so as not to steal viewers. It happened to Mori with the Holocure bullshit yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

why even bother having this goddamn argument yet again
how the fuck can you guys go in these circles over and over and over

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to stay away with baits and rrats.. But im starting to believe those are true! You cant make this shit up chumbuds! The timing of the comeback is so accurate and silence again is deafening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006862
Yeah we should talk about her strea- her tweet- her members pos-

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to buy my ticket, play about 30 minutes of holocure, then take a short nap before the concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>57007081
yeah you're right it's better to just be absolutely miserable and argue in circles constantly like crazy people for hours on end
seriously, what's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006716
>>57006392
Fuck... its over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>57007248
I will make sure my daughterwives' wedding day is absolutely perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>57007130
What the fuck? So do I!
But you don't as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

Really funny that im busy tomorrow night so knowing my luck she'll decide it's the perfect time to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57007626
she's not coming back between concerts are you stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>57007626
She's never coming back, she's gobe forever

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Goob is actually gobe...

[Anonymous No.]

Goob is a boob

[Anonymous No.]

Goob poops

[Anonymous No.]

>>57006804
Autism about streaming or not, giving no communication during the first break she takes after all the lip service she gave about trying harder, and heart to heart about protecting smiles, and wanting to go back to more frequent streams like in past years.

It feels callous at best or malicious at worst, coming back hard to build up all this good will with people who were upset and already getting fed up, just to immediately turn around and throw it away at the first opportunity. Like I don't get it, she might be autistic but there's no chance that she's that autistic.

Unless something happened to her IRL there's no excuse not to give even a tiny bit of communication about the fact that she wouldn't be streaming this long after she just said recently that she needed to work on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57008091
anti

[Anonymous No.]

Good progress today. Goobnight fellas

[Anonymous No.]

>a few hours before big event she seemed really excited about
>absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

much text

[Anonymous No.]

>>57008091
No she doesn't, that's why she keeps getting miralax ads.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been eating hot pockets

[Anonymous No.]

Gobe forever...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57008257
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is no one advertising the splash thing? Isn't it supposed to be a big thing?
Also I have a confession to make. Three years later I still don't understand what holo summer is and why people are excited about it

[Anonymous No.]

shouldn't Gura at least tweet about the splash party? like what the fuck, probably some who only watch Gura and no other Holo have no idea the concert is even happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>57009422
I guess since it starts at 4-7 AM north america time they won't bother tweeting beforehand, if anyone misses it they still have to pay full price to watch the vod anyway.