/orc/ - Randon General

[Anonymous No.]

hehehehehehe edition

old thread: >>56922167

links:
https://www.youtube.com/@RandonNeuring
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
https://vtubie.com/randon-neuring/

op template:
https://pastebin.com/3AmtCB4S

[Anonymous No.]

IMPREGNATE RANDON NEURING

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939295
well im happy most of my memories of Vesper will be with the 1.0 since i didnt have enough time with the 2.0 to get attached to the design. goofy ahh model fits a goofy ahh guy like him

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>>56939295
I will make this orc cum so hard he'll be declared the new fucking Warchief

[Anonymous No.]

>1. Why not merge with /MANS/?
D'OU SHALL NOT OVERRIDE DA DISKUSSION OF D'Y NEIGHBA.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
LUV D'Y NEIGHBA
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Tempus?
LUV D'Y FATHA AND MUDDA
>4. Did you guys see their numbers?
KRUMP ALL DEM NUMBUH GITZ.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
KRUMP ALL DEM KATALOG GITZ.
>6. The baiters are insultig your bros!
KRUMP ALL DEM BAITA GITZ.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
D'OSE WORDS DO NOT BELONG IN DIS TEMPLE.
>8. Waaaagh?
WAAAAAAAGH!!

D'EREFORE, I D'IKLAIR DIS TREAD, PROPA ORKY!

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>>56939295
I hope he gets a new model that isn't an ugly bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939444
He literally did like 1 or 2 streams with the new model before getting suspended and one of them was as a PNG, there's nothing you'll miss from 2.0

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>>56939507
kill yourself immediately

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for magmites that we cant merge with them because any post they make regarding their oshis new life gets them banned.
if Randon and him collab again it'll be like seeing an old friend if they decide to camp here during collabs

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>>56939507
He is beautiful and handsome as is.

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>>56939507
why would he? just for you?

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>>56939554
I hope this place becomes a refuge for them, But seeing as this is /vt/ jannies would throw a tantrum over the mention of real people

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>>56939507
no he's now literally me FR FR in body and soul

[Anonymous No.]

why yes, orc massage is my favorite game

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939666
if orc massage doesn't get played on stream then i will correct him

[Anonymous No.]

Seen people's posts dunking on /tea/ like it was completely shitpost thread. Was I the only one who posted there unironically?

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>>56939807
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939807
no

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>>56939465
WAAAAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize we were multi thread drifting lol. Here: >>56939420 is my response to an anon about a nice and relatively inexpensive temperature controlled tea pot that I've been in love with the past six months

[Anonymous No.]

i think he should get an orc shota model

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>>56939856
I know that initially it was a shitpost, but after it was kinda comfy (although there were quite a lot of other tempus boys hate posts). Obviously thread was doomed, after Ves came back to streaming

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Do you think Randon is going to make full use of the YouTube membership stuff or will he use a different site for monthly donations that take less of a cut of the pay from him

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>>56940172
I mean, twitch subs exist, and they are more convenient for viewers because of free ones they get from prime

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>>56940172
he's done memberships on youtube before, i dont see why he wouldnt do it again.
He probably wont do membership streams though

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>>56940172
i kind of hope it will be some other site so that youtube doesnt get to jew any of it
>>56940263
im going to blow my brains out if he uses twitch

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>>56939614
reminds me of /vsj+/ when ironmouse collabs with [REDACTED]
Although come to think of it they have plenty of real people mentioned in their thread

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>>56939614
fleshtubers are allowed to be talked about on /vt/ as long as theres a vtuber collabing with them on stream, right? just to be sure

[Anonymous No.]

so this isnt a shitpost general and you guys are serious about this? just making sure so i dont get attached to you fuckers chu

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>>56940263
it's actually over if he uses twitch

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>>56940472
I am serious at the very least, And as long as I exist then I will keep baking until the jannies ban me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940472
Why the fuck wouldn't be serious about it ? Now go slice your dick's frenulum

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940472
The longevity of this thread depends entirely on Randon actually streaming
If he does the thread will be here

[Anonymous No.]

is this general the spiritual successor to /tea/?

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>>56940580
well lets hope we get some activity during September then. would love to shitpost about this green orc all day with fellow orc enjoyers

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940293
I'm going to blow anons brains out if Randon uses twitch

[Anonymous No.]

How have you gone through so many general this fast???

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940702
The topic is still hot

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>>56940645
if the nigga starts streaming again? yeah

>>56940702
vesties talk a lot and hit bump limit pretty fast from what i see. we just want to talk more about the ugly bastard orc

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>>56940702

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940645
In a way, I suppose. Randon can't be mentioned in /MANS/ anyway.
>>56940702
パッション

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>>56939295
Ayo I'm fucking excited too but let's keep it one bread a day till man starts streaming, yeah?

Is bullcrap at this point.

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>>56940645
No this is /orc/

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>>56939444
His name is not important.

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>>56940836
why cant we just talk about the orc and maybe discuss streams he did as both Randon and Vesper until either he streams or he stops and we naturally stop baking as time goes on

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>>56939554
Isn't Magni's other account still word filtered?

[Anonymous No.]

So did anyone tweet at his account and ask him if he's gonna stream on twitch or YouTube?

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>>56940994
word filtered? you mean saying the name gets you banned?
yeah i believe it is, though i think theres a temporary loophole if he's streams with a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

I hate his fake ass stories about adventures he never had. Wannabe Les Stroud.

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>>56939554
I don't. That guy creeps me out.

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>>56941086
No I mean you can't post it at all your post will be rejected as spam
Testing Orlando Bloom

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>>56941156
Oh I guess they removed it nvm

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>>56941064
I tweeted the question on his spear pic but like he's said before in his recent wow stream, he doesn't really read comments to his tweets. He just puts shit out there and dips

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>>56941221
It was a temp filter when discordfags were mad his collabed with OTV adjacent people and were spam doxxing him

[Anonymous No.]

so what are you guys up to today?
gonna chill and focus on getting my jp reps in

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941022
i will start fudanposting here just for you

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>>56941472
Playing XCOM, Drinking tea and watching vods.

[Anonymous No.]

/ORC/ Commandments

>1. Why not merge with /MANS/?
D'OU SHALL NOT OVERRIDE DA DISKUSSION OF D'Y NEIGHBA.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
LUV D'Y NEIGHBA
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Tempus?
LUV D'Y FATHA AND MUDDA
>4. Did you guys see their numbers?
KRUMP ALL DEM NUMBUH GITZ.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
KRUMP ALL DEM KATALOG GITZ.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
KRUMP ALL DEM BAITA GITZ.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
D'OSE WORDS DO NOT BELONG IN DIS TEMPLE.
>8. Waaaagh?
WAAAAAAAGH~!

D'EREFORE, I D'IEKLERE DIS TREAD, SANKTIFIED

AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if he'll rehire his vampire bussy for work

[Anonymous No.]

any orc vod recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939465
>>56941551
WAAAGH! x2

[Anonymous No.]

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear his opinions about elves

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>>56941532
Randon please stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941622
DIZ NOW BELONGZ TO DA ORKZ

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>>56940472
will it last longer than /nowa/ is the question

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>>56941651
No, I'm planning to finish today with some Dawn of War 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941622
>>56941661
So are we introducing him to forcing onto him superiority of the Orks?

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>>56941591
the valentines day one is fucking funny and i used to watch it a lot
https://www.youtube.com/live/8IL3qpO7s94?si=9bqHPNPmYe43fr-Y

Also watching his XCOM playthrough now. pretty chill shit

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>>56941691
As long as I live it will.
>>56941726
Yes.

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>>56941691
if he streams then yeah. probably with like 20-30 people keeping it alive but ive seen smaller generals last longer.
/nowa/ was a shitpost split that came out of the Japan fallout

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>>56940518
You're absolutely right that you don't need presets, but I found it really difficult to find a pot that would do presets for matcha, green, oolong, black, and boil all at the correct temperaturesunless it was ludicrously expensive

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Will Randon ever re-unlist his VODs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941992
would he even remember to?

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when hes back i want a karaoke with "The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy

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>>56941691
fucker needs to stream so this general isn't just a place to vent about how much they hate /mans/ like before lmao

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>>56939465
wheres the AI post of him saying all this

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>>56942102
Maybe we should bother him on Twitter and see if he'll ununlist them

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>>56939507
>he doesnt understand the beauty and sophistication of ugly bastards
ngmi

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>>56942221
I don't know how AI sound stuff works

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>>56941135
No one asked, faggot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>56939507
https://twitter.com/zugzugmine/status/1608594761912586240

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940580
This. It all depends on Randon. If he decides not to stream after all we'll probably be dead within the month.

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>>56942603
im gonna kill myself if he doesnt stream

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>>56940825
>Randon can't be mentioned in /MANS/
wait really?
why?

[Anonymous No.]

First my oshi goes from a magnet to a jellyfish, now my other oshi goes from a vampire to an orc....

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942685
They don't hate VesRandon (still a tempura), but it does fall into PL/RM stuff and is also offtopic. It's a weird grey area. I haven't tried anything though.

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Can't wait to see this general die in two weeks

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>>56942214
...but I don't hate /mans/? It's just poor form to discuss Randon on Tempus ground. Should be fine to talk about Vesper there, tho'.

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>>56942823
I dunno about hate but it feels like there are still tempura who are bitter about the whole thing. Either way, unless they say it's ok, it's probably better not to post him there.

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>>56942831
holy shit i didnt know you were 30+ ips just how many smart fridges do you have??

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942939
half of them were always bitter about something anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942685
its doxxing when done in a Tempus general. Like mentioning Mikeneko or Kson outside of their respective generals

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941551
WAAAAGH!!!!

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>>56940745
It'll only be a spiritual successor to /tea/ if the thread completely disappears as soon as he starts streaming again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942807
It's somehow comforting to know I'm not the only one who's had to endure the same two vtubers I liked retiring.

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>>56942939
doesnt matter. we're not obligated to talk there anymore about Vesper. the ones that still do imo need to let it go and let the rest of the Tempura move on in peace

[Anonymous No.]

7 more days

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943008
especially if vesper is involvement
some people just can't move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942807
>jellyfish
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939295
Wait, he's active on X? I tought this general was just fumming copium

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943214
>if vesper is involvement
then who was randon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56940364
i mean, nyanners is still being talked about even though she's a fleshslut these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943094
bad example tho
every one bring miguel gato's and coco's RM all the time

[Anonymous No.]

chances he drops the opsec and becomes a fleshie?

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>>56943289
he unpinned his randon graduation post from last year
posted a spear he said he couldnt post as Vesper
and retweeted fanart from his favorite artist minchi
i wouldnt say we're back its some kind of hope

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>>56943310
an orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943353
Actually impossible

[Anonymous No.]

did vesper play longwar and did he do early large ship raids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943281
It's not relevant to this general, but I'll give you a hint:
VOMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943377
shut up nerd
we are so back

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943353
more impossible than vesper coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943353
near to zero
he will even more coserned about doxxing now after all this shitshow with cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943433
we're not back until he goes live, orcling

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943377
GIVE ME THAT COPIUM GODDAMMIT

HE LOVED US?!

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>>56943496
nigga posted a picture of a spear without towels on the ground like an autist this time..idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943500
just let me have this, man

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>>56943522
Of course, why would he post spear otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943566
not bad to have hope, the signs are pointing in a good direction but with Randon you never know whats gonna happen. just dont get your hopes up too high

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>>56939507
maybe he'll become a bishonen orc for an april fools stream or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943353
And risk some enterprising basket case seeking him out?

[Anonymous No.]

In the event of Randon coming back from retirement and starts streaming again, do we all just pretend like there's been no trace of him the past year and a half or...?

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>>56943642
Yeah, this is still the guy who went menhera when he went to japan. I'm on cautiously optimistic mode.

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>>56943555
he needed to show he is still alive without telling he is vesper

[Anonymous No.]

did birb or blue man say anything about the streamer formally known as vesper noir? I was asleep

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, /orc/. Congratulations on surviving the night.

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>>56943555
unironically became worried that he's off his meds again or something after seeing that but maybe i overestimated his autism and the paranoid schizo was always just me. kinda sad tbdesu

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>>56943760
You're assuming that he himself isn't going to give tons of winks and nods to the past, at least in this transition period

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943843
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

orc patchy orc patchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943791
go ask /MANS/

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>>56943762
Went menhera bc he was publicly shamed by his employer and felt like he failed his fanbase, which was the largest fanbase he has had in his entire life. This doesn't even factor in that he didn't bring his Xanax bc he was scared to get thrown in a Japanese prison where he would fold bags for the next ten years

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>>56943860
>transition
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943924
Yeah you're right, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Morning /orc/, off to work so i cannot really post

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943921
now make moeblob edits

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943921
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944005
>fold bags
Why do they fold bags? Is folding bags 1000 times the secret to superior Japanese bags?

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao, only two of the six chuubas I have keychains of are alive.

[Anonymous No.]

how are you guys going through so many threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944218
kek

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>>56944271
the power of love

[Anonymous No.]

I bring VOD recommendation. This is a good zatsu. He eats a bunch of veggie sticks and goes really in-depth into the topics he barely scratched the surface of as grey guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1tYA4J2IU

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944296
Thanks anon, This will accompany me well through my Dawn of War Ork campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is Randon but without the heavy discussion autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944296
thanks chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944271
orcs strong together

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944227
man, zaion had such a cute fucking design. i hate niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>56939295

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT OF MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944227
Damn, that's rough.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that he might of used this Hololive gig as a stepping stone to increase his old account popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944663
that's how building a career works, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944663
Magni is off topic here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944227
it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

WAAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944271
we talk to much about nothing really. Vesties were pretty much making up most posts in /MANS/ during dead hours during the hiatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944271
Extreme levels of autism on top of being used to talking about random shit while our oshi is away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944782
fanbase like oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944718
but does it really

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing better than seeing a corpo find freedom. Sure, it's harder to support yourself, but not having 'management' breathing down your neck, about every little thing you say or do, must be a massive relief.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone excited for all the juicy gossip we gonna get about his last totally secret job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944972
I'm not over Sana yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944972
yes. a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944218
I remember seeing it in a documentary a long time ago where they were like assembling paper bags by hand or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945044
No, I'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945044
Not really. It'd just invite annoying people and backlash, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945051
sana still streams on her alt. go watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945192
/vt/ is proof men like gossip just as much as women

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945019
desu both would have probably sticked around for previous management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945292
Or /vt/ is 90% women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945339
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945339
a-am i talking to girl right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945472
we are the 10% anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945292
Those things out there aren't men, anon. They're not even human.

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>>56945044
Wouldn't bet on it - "no fucks given" as he was towards management, the consequences of breaking NDA might be enough of a deterrent even for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945339
It would make sense that all the unicorns on /vt/ that comprise most of the gossip are just man hating feminists that watch vtubers because they dream of a world where everyone is lesbian.

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>>56944663
It may have wound up that way, but it doesn't seem to have been a grand dastardly plan of his. He applied on a whim and genuinely loved doing it for a good long while

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945314
Sure, but Cover chose to be sticks in the mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945472
Yes, now post your moobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945520
haha thank god imagine if i was talking to a FEMALE we are all men here right i love football

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945669
more a fantasy baseball guy myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945598
Meds. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945669

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945669
>right i love football
i take women over normalfags any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945669
Something not right about this orc. It's probably nothing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945230
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945745
Fr would rather discuss Japanese women's fashion than fantasy sportsball

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be pretty funny if we kept making these threads but he just ended up not streaming again until like October

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944296
The mouth slapping sounds are starting to bother me a little lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56945948
I honestly struggle to come up with a topic that bores me more than professional sports desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946320
well they're not for you

[Anonymous No.]

should do watchalongs of his VODs some day. a cytube marathon of his XCOM playthrough would be based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946354
Women's professional sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946319
just for the bit

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>>56946320
If it bothers you there's plenty of VODs where he isn't eating. Here's the playlist I've been sorting through if you wanna get your reps in.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLusIngCXpffwTq9z0ic0mRC79ILfgH4Tf

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>>56945565
As long as he's sneaky he can say everything he wants. Just act as if he worked at burger King and talk about how shit his managers were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946319
i know you are here you green fuck if you do this it is naked dogeza for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946478
you got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946472
Do people enjoy mouth sounds? Perhaps I'm autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946600
No no I'll survive, I'm not too much of a bitch that I'll skip content just because I'm 5% annoyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946651
He already owes us a drunken karaoke from his last schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946863
And an art stream with that one fleshtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56946661
i only like it when is my oshi doing it, otherwise you can choke

[Anonymous No.]

>>56942685
Like the others said, by /vt/ rules it's considered doxxing and off-topic and may be enforced by mods.

[Anonymous No.]

this orc is literally me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947454
if you look like this DM me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947454
randoji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56944005
You could have handled it better, Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947595
you guys playing DND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947633
I refuse to do this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947770
youre not getting away this easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947770
You have no choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947714
>vesper fucked up triggering his menhera causing him to fuck up even more
He is just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947844
>>56947871
The only way I'm an oji is in spirit. Go back to your caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947992
Close enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>56947992
a shounenoji even better

[Anonymous No.]

I am glad we can do this on this board.
Everyone knows so why even bother trying
We are on fucking 4chan
FUCKING 4CHAN NOT REDDIT
AND PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING THAT OOHHHH ITS A SECRET WE NO DOXIE
fucking pathetic that this website fell this low

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948073
meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948073
WHAT? Randon is WHO?!
I'm reporting you to the jannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948073
i was gonna reply with a vesper meds image but then i just remembered i deleted my folder

[Anonymous No.]

You guys didn't hear it from me, but.. This orc? I think he's Vesper Noir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948193
Weak behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948193
if i wasnt sick id make an edit right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948212
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948193
https://mega.nz/folder/oy93gDJI#ZhmTfSn4qVY_y7mGNiEPew

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948073
it's literally board rules you moron. This isn't your reddit mod evasion shitposting safespace

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948212
>This orc
what the hell are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948271
is this cp? should i click it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948373
It's a Tempus folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948373
yes to both

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948373
Yes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/d5jczes_nMI
Good morning, may you all take good care. Still processing if this is actually real and not some wink-and-nudge the prior times he posted.

>>56941472
Showering and then finishing a guitar. Literally just have to tidy up the electronics then it's finished & playable.

[Anonymous No.]

Before...before I was an old wizard but now? I never liked orcs, I won't lie. But by old Vesper, I can be a nasty old goblin shaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948071
>shounenoji
You make my oji brain hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948667
Just be a punch wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm apalled so many of you like this pathological liar but good luck, I guess, you shameless fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56941551
Get your cringe commandments shit out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>56948816
Get a rope around your neck please

[Anonymous No.]

>>56943921
You must have been dripping in sweat to leech that sweet clout

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>>56948672
best example i can give you is him
and then he became a normal shounen fuck you square give back my exarch

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>>56947762
I want a Cyberpunk Red game.

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>>56948789
Calm down, Kronii

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>>56948789
Spear is real
cope

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waaaaaaghehehehehe

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>>56948488
take a pic of the guitar when youre done, id love to see

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>randon needed 220 grams of protein a day to feed his weightlifting days, including drinking a gallon of skim milk each day
How big does a dude need to be to require this much protein? Any /fit/ anons here?

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brush brush brush
brush brush brush
brushing everywhere

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>>56949314
If my memory serves correct above 200g is generally what people say is best for muscle growth, Not really indicative of size in that case.

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>>56949314
aint no fucking way hes going by 0.5 grams of his bodyweight like i am that would mean hes like over 400. easily over 200 though.

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>>56949314
most exercise bros believe the myth that you need 1g of protein per pound of weight for ideal muscle growth, it's not quite that much because your body experiences diminishing returns but it varies per person and the rule of thumb is easy to remember

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>>56949477
>400+lbs Randon
ToT

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>>56949514
ToT

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>>56949314
Exact numbers vary, but it's generally recommended that you get 1 gram of protein per lb of bodyweight if you're trying to put on muscle.
>>56949504
Lifters tend to shoot over that mark, too. He's also known to be pretty tall, so it wouldn't be too weird for him to be 200+ lbs, especially if he's a bit flabby.

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>>56949514
=q= PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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>>56949610
>he's also known to be pretty tall
hm? who said that

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>>56949610
Has he said his height? I'm obviously not caught up on orc streams yet

[Anonymous No.]

>No more perms autism
>No more begging
>No more schizos interpreting everything he does in the worst way possible
>No more "le epic clock woman rivalry"
we're so back

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>>56949704
Don't take my word for it. I thought I was remembering a passing comment that was made during an off-collab with an alchemist, but that was a long time ago and now I'm doubting myself.

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>>56949842
the cock woman rivalry was actually funny it's time to stop pretending it wasn't

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Is he back or something?
I want to know all the shit, man. I hope he's not gagged under NDA or too cucked to air it out.

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>>56949842
only thing im still hung up over is pako but im sure the situation behind the scene has more nuances than imagined. at least the schizoposts wont be here

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>TFW my oshi is supposedly into orcs and ugly bastards
Uh oh...

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>>56949842
ENTER WATOTODILE

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>>56949998
>he's not gagged under NDA
what takeshi gon' do? hes in usa

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>>56949842
watching him suffer next to clock woman was ludokino

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>>56950013
that oshi? me

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>>56949964
It has highs and lows, but I honestly thought he had better chemistry with Mori. The golf stream was pretty fun and they both have tabletop autism.

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>>56949314
>Randon "said" he needed 220 grams of protein

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>>56950067

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>>56950026
Watotodile, thank you for the superchat.

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>>56950133
I fail to understand the nuance of what you're trying to say. Do you doubt he said that or are you just saying he was incorrect in thinking he needed that much protein

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>>56950250
Oh god I can still hear it
Pure cursed and pure kino

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am i racist or does he sound blacker as randon

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>>56950296
cursed

[Anonymous No.]

Is this ugly orc fuck finally gonna play Slay the Spire

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>>56950296
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO STOP STOP IT

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>>56950360
he sounds gayer to me. I dont understand this black thing you guys keep saying

>>56950368
doesnt holo have slay the spire perms? if he wanted to play it he wouldve played already no?

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>>56950437
>if he wanted to play
Sorry, sweaty, grey man hasn't done with this homework yet, and it's due at 2AM right before next management call at 3AM

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>>56950360
yes. would cover really give a white man the name vesper noir if they didnt believe he sounded black? checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

if he opens up his minecraft server again i will make a dick building

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>>56950437
He's wanted to play it even back when he was Randon. He seems to think that playing it will be a huge time commitment though, not sure why.

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>>56950437
i actually do hear the gayer thing too

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>>56950321
You do not need 220 grams of protein unless you are fucking huge. Which I doubt is the case with IT guy who vtubes as his hobby.

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>>56950525
if he opens minecraft server,i'm gonna write erotic fanfictions in books staring him and leave them in spots he may find them

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>>56950632
He's a big guy. Many sources have confirmed this.

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>>56950497

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>>56950707
for you

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>>56950632
anon are you implying vesper is a skinny manlet
as if hes a... pajeet?

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>>56950707
your drug-induced hallucinations are not credible sources anon

[Anonymous No.]

one brod at a time
one day at a time
one smile at a time

then forever

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>>56950707
Were not talking big, were talking almost comically huge

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>>56950788
No he's just riding a bike long-distance, can't get big while doing that

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>>56950845
Maybe this is why he was fired. After the first Japan arc management assumed he was some sort of kaiju and became afraid of him.

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>>56950920
waagh

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>>56939465
WAAAAAAAAGH!

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>>56950845
>~220lbs is "comically huge"
spoken like a Jap

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>>56950525
I'm going to build a tower and blot out the sun with an umbrella of dirt

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keep up the good work bros, usually the first steps are the most difficult

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>>56950872
The lifting era was before the bike era. He said he hurt his wrist lifting and that is what turned him to biking as an alternative exercise

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>>56950026
Ohgod, that piece of shit's gonna ruin everything, isn't he?

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>>56951135
Was this weight lifting accident before or after the stabbing

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>>56951080
I don't know who this is, but I want to sex her. Thank you for the words of encouragement.

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>>56950497
Just what the fuck do they make them do? Random clerical work?

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>>56951148
cant ruin anything if theres no streams to ruin

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>>56950632
I don't know about pounds or anything, but common idea among hobby athletes here in the land of bears is that you need 1.5g of protein per 1 kg of your body weight to gain weight though usually this calculations are applied only to lean body mass. That would be around 150kg, which is still comically large. Maybe he was talking about 220g of protein-rich food, not the macros?

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>>56951165
That I don't know, he just was talking about exercise type stuff in this vegetable eating vod

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>>56950986
I liked this game and the PS1 game before it.

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>>56951148
tako is worse

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>>56951165
nta but it was the weight lifting accident
hence the "he hurt his wrist lifting" part

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>>56951206
They demand a two page essay on what happened in the streams that week (written in Japanese of course) so the managers don't have to actually watch the streams themselves.

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an autist gymcel it guy is way more likely than you think but this is a board full of seafags who dont know shit about american silicon valley

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>>56951278
STINKY OLD MAN STINKY STINKY
please if theres a god let her move on to Shinri she was fucking annoying too

[Anonymous No.]

/orc/ already feels kino like the early /mans/ days. Its reasonable to assume Randon is just going to take the week off and maybe prepare for a proper return.

Randon Love
Tempus Love
Management Hate

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>>56951206
What did you think working in a Japanese corporation was like

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>>56951310
> implying that THIS guy is from Cali
Lol, lmao even

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>>56941472
Get in some suspension pull-ups done after work and then cut loose playan Project Zomboid on a comfy server and multi-task watching a anime stream in a small chatgroup I've been with.

[Anonymous No.]

am stimky,

wat do?

hehehehehe

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>>56951355
dude probably needs to find a day job if he hasnt already and figure out where he's gonna go from there

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>>56951355
hes taken the week off for a month now we need to beat this old man into streaming right fucking meow

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>>56951369
In one of his streams he mentioned how many hours away he was from his favorite camping spot in socal so yeah it's definitely possible he's in California. In the current vod I'm listening to he mentioned biking through San Francisco

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>>56951338
>>56950026
Both of them are a little annoying but they were also both big supporters of Vesper, which he's really gonna need if he wants to keep streaming fulltime now. I'll accept a stream being derailed for like 20 seconds if I get more Randon.

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>>56951462
He might be waiting until the end of the month to ensure that cover pays him for the superchats being sent to his free chat. Maybe doesn't want to stream as a vtuber until then as to not piss off the japs

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>>56951552
>if he wants to keep streaming fulltime
i genuinely don't think he does

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>>56951552
good chance he wont be able to comfortably live at his age doing full time streaming unless the rrats about him investing in GME stock back in the day and getting payout is true (which i doubt but dude did seem to have a lot of money stacked up somehow...)

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>>56951462
hold yer' horses anon, we're just setting up camp and getting everyone comfy first.

then the war council/campaign begins.

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>>56951647
i'm sure he'll be fine. he knows what he's doing. please don't worry about him <3

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>>56951552
they were fine but sometimes took it a bit too far. watotodile was pretty cool when they sent engaging conversation starter SC's, and tako was a great project manager. if they toned it down they could be great in chat

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>>56951627
Didn't he hate his day job?

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>>56951785
tako is a fucking gachikoi female do you really think its physically possible for her to tone herself down even a notch around him lmfao

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>>56951841
yes but a man has to eat which really makes me believe him quitting stars is a big sign of something going wrong behind scenes

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>>56951627
>i genuinely don't think he does
>>56951841
>>56951920
Vampy didn't hate streaming in Holostar
He hates *working off-stream* in Holostar
Full time stream is piecemeal for him

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>>56945598
That and remember. They're the male version of kpop stans in this board.

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I MISS RANDON

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[Anonymous No.]

i knew i had it right when people were predicting Vespers new mama and I said it was gonna be Wuzi

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>>56952107
Baby

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>>56951363
I have no damn idea, that's why I asked.

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>>56951338
>STINKY OLD MAN STINKY STINKY
STINKY OLD MAN STINKY STINKY
STINKY OLD MAN STINKY STINKY
STINKY OLD MAN STINKY STINKY
STINKY

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>>56952312
DIEEEEEEE

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>>56952356
no

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I can't wait till Randon is back and I can ask him bike part advice bc I've done nearly zero maintenance on this used bike I was gifted

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, RMposting allowed for the homos?

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>>56952398
wd40 is all you need babey

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Is it weird that I've got some high hopes for the amount of Vesper's audience that'll transfer to Randon?
The beggars aside, Vesper's fanbase kind of always gave me ride or die vibes. I'm pretty sure at least 700 of his consistent viewers would follow him to the ends of the earth.

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>>56952107

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>>56952451
We will be here, don't you worry

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>>56952451
I'll tell you more, I'll be coming back to check him out as Randon. I really didn't like his "clean streaming meta" approach he took after Japan arc, it was honestly really boring outside of a few streams.
But now I wonder, did Cover force him into that to try and pump his numbers?

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>>56952451
>700
he'd be lucky to get maybe 300 but tbf a lot of vesties stuck around to watch him "grind" in WoW for hours straight without a collab partner. anyways numbers dont matter anymore since he's not a corpo and probably not gonna be making this his full time thing

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Did he say he was going back to Randon?

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>>56952451
his youtube channel is already growing at a good pace what do you think

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>>56952541
He unpinned the tweet saying he was going on haitus and started tweeting again. Seems like a fair assumption to say he wants to get back into this.

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>>56952451
I'm more interested to see if hes mentally pre or post japan. I'll decide then.

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>>56952521
How much ccv do you need to make youtube a full time thing? Or how does it even work? I just watch stuff, I'm not familiar with what someone looks for in a streaming career on youtube.

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>>56952544
im just gonna tell everyone what his alt is in case vesties want to know. fuck that secretive shit

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>>56952451
I watched every single stream of only one Tempus Member, and it was him. If he'll be more pre-Japan arc, then I'm all aboard. Otherwise, we'll see. NotMaguni's streams are not that fulfilling for me, for example.

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>>56952521
Guess I'm probably just projecting, since no streamer's ever really hit right for me the way he did. You're right about numbers not mattering though, since I'm still gonna watch him even if I'm the only viewer.

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>>56952709
Prof. Magni's just boring for me nowadays, I really liked him more when he was just explaining dumb anime shit in short videos.

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>>56952815
he still does that you don't have to watch his late night streams

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>>56952682
holo culture has a very weird hushed whispered culture that stunts their talents just as much as cover themselves feel free to preach to former fans as much as you want

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>>56952709
Japan arc was a mix of a bunch of unfortunate shit piled into one big shit soup. He'll be a lot more relaxed and with a smaller community too not having to worry about saying something bad about a movie/game/etc. or having to worry about perms anymore. we're heading into a golden age

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>>56952682
The only people being quiet about it benefits is Cover. We hate corpos here. They're not strong, like orcs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56950082
the problem with kronii is that she always tried to play in both sides

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>>56952910
Counting on it.

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>>56949964
>cock woman
HUH

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>>56952392
damn. i think i`m starting to understand the thirst vesties felt.

[Anonymous No.]

come home

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>>56952448
The shifter is falling apart inside to where I can only access like 4 or 5 rear gears out of 9. I'll need a new one plus probably new cables while I'm at it but idk what's a good compatible shifter and desu idk if my derailer needs maintenance bc it feels clunky as well. I've watched YouTube videos on how to tune it up right but it still can hang up when changing gears or make that in between gear clicky sound

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>>56951206
>Random clerical work?
>>56951363
Imagine this
>You finished your job, your superior ask you to do your document in triplicate because you haven't filled your overtime quota
>Oh you come on time? You should come fifteen minutes earlier, lazy fuck!
>Don't forget to suck the chief' dick even though he get to complain about everything while forced to get drunk at least twice a month
This is not even a Black Company by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

guess i'll bake the next one

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>>56953329
By the way, what happened to him?

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>>56953409
their house, their rules

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>>56951987
>He hates *working off-stream* in Holostar
can i get a qrd on what this shit actually is

[Anonymous No.]

>>56953409
Every day I'm thankful to be a burger where I can be picky about which shitty job I choose and am allowed to do the absolute bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56952448
wd40 quality has been dropping hard last 20 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56953118
freudian slip probably

[Anonymous No.]

should i bake the bread now

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>>56953641
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56953466
got fucked to death by orc dick

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>>56953641
yeah whatever. thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>56953705
giwtwm =______=

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>>56953761
>>56953761
>>56953761

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>>56953499
>can i get a qrd on what this shit actually is
We don't know the details, we only get the most vague shit but essentially, they talk a lot with staffs and managers for everything.
Corpo talents don't really have day off. Even during their "breaks" they had to deal with a lot of shit.
No difference between Cover and Anycolor other than how much money the talents earned.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the last straight orc poster in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>56954231
Not for long

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>>56953178
https://twitter.com/grandsopor

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>>56954231
>straight randon fan
no such thing

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>>56954286
Look, I'm not counting that one time in college where my closeted friend got me really drunk alone at his house....

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>>56954363
Was he wearing a costume by any chance?

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>>56954363
..go on

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>>56954450
I'm actually talking about a real event that could probably be classified as rape lol....but no, no costume