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A thread dedicated to our favorite vtuber hags! Post your favorite art, clips and streams of your hag oshi!

Previous thread : >>5491253

>Holo-Hags:

>Ookami Mio
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp-5t9SrOQwXMU7iIjQfARg

>Shirakami Fubuki
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg

>Shiranui Flare
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvInZx9h3jC2JzsIzoOebWg

>Shishiro Botan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA

>Inugami Korone
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChAnqc_AY5_I3Px5dig3X1Q

>Tsunomaki Watame
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqm3BQLlJfvkTsX_hvm0UmA

>Aki Rosenthal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFTLzh12_nrtzqBPsTCqenA

>AZKi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0TXe_LYZ4scaW2XMyi5_kw

>Honorary Holo-Hags

>Matsuri Momma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxS-kc4QdPQ [Embed]

>Peko Momma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHi6YmqKjIA [Embed]

>Niji-Hags:

>Gundou Mirei
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeShTCVgZyq2lsBW9QwIJcw

>Dola
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC53UDnhAAYwvNO7j_2Ju1cQ

>Rindou Mikoto
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPvGypSgfDkVe7JG2KygK7A

>Shizuka Rin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6oDys1BGgBsIC3WhG1BovQ

>Fumi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwrjITPwG4q71HzihV2C7Nw

>Misc. Agency Hags:

>Patra
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeLzT-7b2PBcunJplmWtoDg

>Mary
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwePpiw1ocZRSNSkpKvVISw/

>Indie-Hags:

>Kamishiro Kurea
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBQd84IW8OvM8H5jftHdvmw

>EN Hags

>Alker
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker
Link your oshi to have them added to the list!

>> No.5666677
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Remeber to mantain fit or your toys will reveal against you

>> No.5667152
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Which hags have confirmed bush?

>> No.5667188
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>>5666635
>posts Nui as op
>no Nui in list

>> No.5667278 [DELETED] 

>>5667152
Fubuki, she is a confirmed nadeshiko. So, she very bushy. Japanese love their bushy girls.

>> No.5667552

>>5667188
ngl I though it was Botan in a non canon artstyle. Is she a hag?

>> No.5667886

Wait, Patra is a hag?

>> No.5667951
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>>5666635
Please add Hayase Sou for Nijis. She sang old /m/ boomer song straight from 80s/90s. Cannot be more hag than that.

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>> No.5668098
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>> No.5668390

Is it true that Saionji Mary isn't a hag? She certainly acts like one.

>>5667552
Are you blind?

>> No.5668628
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>>5667886
She isn't

>> No.5668807
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>>5667552
quite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6CfLRZOwI

>> No.5668902

>>5668390
It kinda looks if you think the artist took some liberty

>> No.5671960
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Come on lads

>> No.5672028

I like hags, they always seem to have a good head on their shoulders, very accommodating, and don't ever get too big for their britches.

>> No.5672097

>>5667951
so does marine but she's not a hag (yet)

>> No.5672246

>>5667951
Her last karaoke was kino af, made me subscribe

>> No.5672381

Why isn't Pochi-sensei in the OPs hags list? She's definitely a confirmed hag.

>> No.5672426

>>5672097
Do you have a link?

>> No.5672565

Dusty wombs...

>> No.5672633

>>5666635
Shouldn't Pochi be on the Honorary Holo-Hags?

>> No.5672659

I just assume most chuubas are hags rather than not.

>> No.5672776
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Hag LOVE!

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>>5672381
My bad. I thought this was the updated pasta. I'll add her again in the next one

>> No.5672875

https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1408808763671257097

>> No.5673133

>>5672659
Nah, there are plenty of lazy young brats with weird brain problems. Hags just want to play videogames and socialize with chat. I wish more chuubas were hags.

>> No.5673183

>>5672381
>>5672633
I’m sure we’ll add her to the list

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Do you like hotto dogu?

>> No.5674232

>>5666635
I thought Marine was a hag with her barren dusty womb?

>> No.5674394

>>5674232
She's more of a hag in spirit, she's still a few years away from hag-status

>> No.5674406

>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnvVG9RbOW3J6Ifqo-zKLiw/videos
Mimi Vspo is a hag, if my roommate reps are correct.

Beni is unfortunately just a cake.

>> No.5674454

>>5674394
What is the threshold?

>> No.5674555

>>5674454
30+

>> No.5674585

>>5674114
Yes

>> No.5675920

How old is Korone's roommate anyway?

>> No.5676737

>>5675920
IIRC 35-36

>> No.5679030
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I love my mommy-wolf-wife, Miosha!

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>>5674114
Hotto dogu is ENEMY

>> No.5683491
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>>5681216
Hi friend~

>> No.5683713
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Is Mel a hag yet?

>> No.5683892
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>> No.5685382

>>5683713
She's a Ciruela cake

>> No.5689141
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>>5668068
>>5668098
I should really try watching Dola. She's hot as fuck.

>> No.5689257

>>5683713
kurisumasu keeki

>> No.5689722

>>5667951
link please

>> No.5690205

Watame is a hag?

>> No.5690824

>>5689141
Quite literally in fact

>> No.5691542

>>5683892
Ayamy-mama supremacy...

>> No.5693027

>>5683892
Ayamy sensei and Nabi sensei lewds when?

>> No.5695359

I want my own hag so bad, bros...

>> No.5695485

>>5667951
>Hurt her hips so badly after a long day of sitting that her mom had to take her to the hospital
Grandma...

>> No.5696788
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After sensei's lewds first.

>> No.5699217
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Cute Clown Cake

>> No.5702607

Nui is live

>> No.5707153
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>>5690205
Yes, her song choice in WNF is a pretty huge giveaway that she's a hag, roommate info aside.

>> No.5707189

>>5699217
What is with Nene and sniffing everything I swear to god

>> No.5708769

>>5689722
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2OacIzd2UxGHRGhdHl1Rhw
The said karaoke - https://youtube.com/watch?v=mtHYOOUyquU

>> No.5709060

>>5668807
I love her

>> No.5709102
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>>5689141
Yes, she is

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>> No.5712257
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Mio is getting a new outfit, so get your dicks ready for Tuesday.

>> No.5713915

>>5712257
My genitals are already hanging heavy and ready

>> No.5714059 [DELETED] 

Why are hags so FUCKING sexy.
I don't even have a mommy fetish I just want to FUCK THEM like they're teenagers.

>> No.5720413

>>5714059
In your case It's the idea of reverting a mature and seemingly dignified woman into an immature one. In my case I just want to be breastfed by Nui and ride her around the house while she does chores and ignores me.

>> No.5720791

>>5672875
Flare's EOP pandering is really cute

>> No.5721999
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>>5711267
Every day I think about breeding the queen hag. I will end her menopause if it's the last thing I ever do.

>> No.5722471

>>5674232
>>5674555
She can still get impregnated. By me.

>> No.5722673

>>5666635
>still no Koopa

>> No.5726598
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>>5721999
Anon no, she'll scratch your back so hard during sex it'll draw blood.

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>>5666635
nice OP

>> No.5729657

Are there any superhag (40 or over) chuubas out there?

>> No.5729949

>>5729657
Botan supposedly

>> No.5730653

>>5722673
She was in the OP but after what happened I dont think we should talk about her...

>> No.5730697
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>>5726598
Oh noo, that totaly would be bad...

>> No.5730723

>>5730653
give me the rrat

>> No.5730739
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>anon can you come here? It was a long day in the office

>> No.5730838

>>5730723
Just go to her general to see the tldr. But one of her goslins manage to be her boyfriend. She went to a vacation to Calli where this guy lives. She post a voicetweet with him acting flirty and told her goslins to fuck off despite selling gfe

>> No.5730895

>>5726598
That's a risk I'm willing to take to bed la-la-lioness

>> No.5731067

>>5730838
Thats some next level gfe.

>> No.5734821

whoa whoa page 10

>> No.5735567

>>5730739
So god damn hot

>> No.5737900
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>> No.5738109

>>5737900
Wait, Ina is a Hag too?

>> No.5739523

>>5738109
Hagfags are getting so delusional anyone older than 20 is a hag to them

>> No.5740038

>>5739523
Anyone older than me is a hag

>> No.5741541

>>5738109
>>5739523
She’s a cake, not a hag…

>> No.5742651

>>5737900
Sir this is a hag thread /wah/ is a few threads down.

>> No.5743395
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Breed

>> No.5745207

>>5743395
yubi...

>> No.5748564
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>>5726598
>implying that's a bad thing

>> No.5751018
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>>5748564
I was kind of surprised at first how not lewd she actually is when she looks like an absolute semen demon.

>> No.5751538
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Wet dog...

>> No.5752357

So what's the difference between a hag and a cake?

>> No.5753621

>>5752357
about 10 years

>> No.5755138

>>5726598
There is nothing better than sincerity throught actions, and if I'm doing such a good job, she better rip my spine out.

>> No.5755236

>>5726598
Claw marks from Botan would be a badge of honor i would wear proudly. I would never put a shirt on again

>> No.5755400

>>5752357
You cross over the cake/hag threshold when you start grunting to pick things off of the ground, or to get out of a beanbag chair.

>> No.5755800

>>5752357
Cake is 25-29, hag is 30+

We're gonna have to start putting an FAQ in the OP for these threads.

>> No.5755873

>>5755800
yeah, also because i don't know if this threads considers the vtuber or the roommate to qualify the hag.

>> No.5755949
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So many nui supporters, i love this dork witch

>> No.5756128

>>5666635
I refuse to believe Mikoto is a hag. You can HEAR the hagvoice coming from Mio and the way she moves but none of those applied to Mikoto.

>> No.5756243

>>5755873
Both are the same person. You dont believe that Gura is 9 thousands years right?

>> No.5756332

>>5756128
Anon I...

>> No.5756367

>>5756128
bro even Marine calls her mama, its over.

>> No.5756385

>>5756128
I feel this with patra, guess im gonna have to do my reps.

>> No.5756480
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groomer hag

>> No.5756525

>>5756480
get it right, okayu groomed korone

>> No.5756550

>>5755949
Me too, I am in love with Nui

>> No.5756691
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I would like to submit Athena Nightingale to join the ranks of our beloved hags. Not 100% confirmed but she has some very powerful energy about her

>> No.5756793
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Botan LOVE

>> No.5758082
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>> No.5758250

>>5712257
uhooooh
short haired older woman erotic!

>> No.5763531

>>5758250
No. That had better be a ponytail.
Short hair is a crime.

>> No.5766313
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Mikoto has some bondage art

>> No.5767961
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>>5756793
Reminder that Botan can get drunk from just a drop of sake, that's how weak she is

>> No.5771831
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Not yet.

>> No.5772709

Marine and Botan had a good session of hag love in minecraft.

>> No.5773327

>>5772709
botan is using her new years outfit again too in this

>> No.5773543

>>5666635
Rindou is a hag? And she's banging Tokyo Ghoul? What's the age gap, the answer might make my dick hard.

>> No.5773650
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>>5751018
she is effortlessly sexual

>> No.5774485

>>5773543
I think I heard it was like 7-9 years

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>>5666635
where's baachan?

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>>5775693
Every time I think of her design i just UUUOOOOOOHHH

>> No.5778960

>>5756243
That's my point, there's people that post hags based on their roommate and others based on the lore (even if they're not a hag irl)

>> No.5779335

>>5778960
Most people do it based on the roommate and the personality they project

>> No.5780305
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Have you ever dicked a hag? Or went in a date with one?

>> No.5780402

>>5780305
that's approaching /soc/ territory so I'd rather avoid it, unless you want the thread to be deleted

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>>5780402
Understandable

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>>5781294
Good boy.

>> No.5784300

>>5772709
Actually I suppose this is hag on cake. Is there a special term for this?

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>>5784300
A good time.

>> No.5784506

Shiro can save the indies but can he also regenerate wombs?

>> No.5784785
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>>5784506
>>5784506
You won't know if you don't try

>> No.5785258

>>5784785
Damn I hope her poor middle aged knees are okay after sitting like that

>> No.5786258
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>>5781294
I want to have intercrural sex with Flare.

>> No.5790925
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>> No.5791160

Which hag would be the best punching bag?

>> No.5791627

I only like hags for the porn

>> No.5791782

>>5786258
singularity based

>> No.5795011

>>5791160
>>5791627
I appreciate you trying to keep the thread alive with bait but a simple picture will suffice.

>> No.5795175
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>>5791782
>Noel gets to be fucked by this.
It's just not fair...

>> No.5795261

>>5795011
What bait? I want some ryona.

>> No.5797365

White lion laughing at the expense of oneesangumi and a baby
I love her so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09B8KvWMuU8

>> No.5798438
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Mio love

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Always bet on hags

>> No.5801957

>>5798438
my fucking DIIIIIICK

>> No.5802002

>>5795175
I'm just happy for Noel and Flare. They're so cute and deserve each other. I'd just be happy to watch.

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>> No.5804966

Come watch Nui beat Disc 1 of FF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfBzNrgQbIw

>> No.5806040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaznvk2Frd4
Flare and Polka

>> No.5806059
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Sweaty hag. Imagine that sweet salty taste

>> No.5807457

>>5667188
Did the artist remove this? The pixiv sauce is dead

>> No.5808294

>>5807457
I don't know if this is the case this time but artists often post a bunch of images publicly to draw attention then once they have a bit of a following delete them and put them behind a paywall.

>> No.5808325

>>5672097
Marine is nearly 30. That's hag as fuck.

>> No.5808437

>>5808294
Oh I see, thanks for that info, at least its still on the boorus for now

>> No.5808479
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>>5773650
>she is effortlessly sexual
God she really is.

>> No.5810025
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>>5798649
Hmm~ What will the winner get?

>> No.5810130
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5810130

I CANT STOP COOMING TO NUI-CHANS COLOSSAL TITS BIG ASS WIDE BIRTHING HIPS COOM COOM COOM

>> No.5811217

It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UktG3wqu4s

>> No.5811570

>>5811217
Cute mommy in casual clothes!

>> No.5811770
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Dating mom!

>> No.5812086

Seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxx

>> No.5812770

Akirose 3D Acoustic Live later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywyvUW4F_k

>> No.5813715

>>5811770
https://twitter.com/FELUCCACHAN/status/1409846097783132166
this is an insanely nice rig

>> No.5815146

Do Tomoe from Niji count as hag?, she sure has a body like one

>> No.5816243

Miosha is making me acting unwise...

>> No.5816671

I'm incredibly weak to that short hair where the ends flare out look.

Miochads, I kneel...

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>>5666635
>Had a dream where I fucked Nui in the ass
Thanks OP for giving my brain some nice ideas

>> No.5820706

>>5808325
>Nearly 30 != 30+

>> No.5820783

>>5775693
who

>> No.5820887

>>5815146
She doesn't have an official age.
Roommate-wise, I think she may only be a cake.

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<3

>> No.5821842
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Does the intense attraction to hags come from an instinct to oblige and breed them before it's too late?

>> No.5822048

>>5821842
Some of it is basic biological instinct, some of it is emotional or psychological. These women are much more calm and collected than people our age. They have their lives and personalities figured out. They're experienced and they can help us grow and learn.

>> No.5822246

Why are there so many JP hags?
Worst EN has is a spoilt cake

>> No.5823336

>>5821842
Who is that one because goddamn that's a good look.

>>5822048
And from the ape brain part these factors tie into one thing "More able to raise children". Like would you trust a young child to some of the more hotheaded holomems?

>>5822246
EN's right now just poking a round and still living on 'traditional expectations' of attractiveness without realizing the power of the Vtuber form. Remember fetishization of youth is a common cultural trait while you have the god awful stereotypical look of the "MILF" seen on television with those god awful leopard print legs right out of Married with Children...

>> No.5823380

>>5823336
Motherly women really are scientifically the best kind of women.

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How close is she to being a hag? Are any of the ID girls close?

>> No.5825656

>>5825600
She doesn't seem hag at all personality wise.

>> No.5825687

>>5823336
Dola from Nijisanji

>> No.5825696

>>5825600
She's not but her mama is prime hag.

>> No.5825716

>>5666635
I thought Flare was around the same age as Marine?

>> No.5825725

>>5825600
She has the energy of an enthusiastic 17 year old to me so I don't really see it myself

>> No.5825977

>>5825600
Apparently she just meets the requirements

>> No.5826199
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>>5751018
this. the fact shes just a kind woman who likes RPGs just makes her even hotter

>> No.5826356

>>5825600
She’s definitely a cake at the very least.
https://streamable.com/jy95di

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>>5827876
The weak should fear the strong

>> No.5833798
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>>5822048
>than people our age
Hags are my age. Actually Botan is the only one older than me if the things I've read on here and /jp/ are to be believed.

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>finding out a bunch of the chuubas you like are cakes
>finding out the chuuba you LOVE is a hag

>> No.5835731

>>5826199
Also into horse races, that's peak japanese hagness.

>> No.5835753

>>5820706
Older than early 20s is hag.

>> No.5835788

>>5835753
False you are cake before hag and cake starts at 26

>> No.5836142

>>5820783
Hoozuki Warabe from noripro, also rushia sister.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLyTXfCZtl7dyhta9Jg3pZg

>> No.5836188

>>5835753
Anon, a cake is based off of a christmas cake.

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33-34 is where hag-ification begins. Debate me.

>> No.5836375

>>5836314
give us your reasoning for these specific numbers

>> No.5837136

>>5836375
Compare friend and watame to a year or two ago and see.>>5836188

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>> No.5838836

>>5836375
Not that anon, but I think those are good numbers cause menopause starts around 40, so before that cakes get hotter before their womb starts withering, gotta put a bun in that oven.

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>>5795175
I know that feel anon, I want to breed tomoe, but I'm happy she has kana, both are so wholesome.

>> No.5843246

>>5756691
Not a bad streamer altogether, much more enjoyable to watch than non-holo ENG vtubers

>> No.5845096

Flare delivery scheduled for 2200JST.

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>>5666635
Pomu Rainpuff from Nijisanji is in her early 30s, or late 20s at the youngest.

>> No.5846037

>>5726598
Worthy scars of a great battle

>> No.5846692

>>5730739
she works in a bakery you fucking faggot learn your lore

>> No.5853695

>>5837444
This no man guy must be a huge faggot.

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MARINE HAG SEX HAG

>> No.5857236

>>5846692
I was talking about Hololive office retard

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>> No.5858004

>>5835753
If she can drink she's a hag

>> No.5859205

>>5858004
>I am not old enough to drink so shes a hag
Must suck being a 19yo faggot like you

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>> No.5862211

>>5859205
>Legal age for drinking is 21 in Mutt Reich
Your comeback only makes sense in the context of your muttopia.

>> No.5862936

>>5854171
Excuse me but Marine is a pure 17 year old virgin attending Catholic school and saving herself for marriage.

>> No.5865665

>>5862936
>17 year old
20 years too young

>> No.5866567

>>5865665
Poppycock! Next you're going to tell me she's not actually Christian!

>> No.5866716

>>5866567
no I mean, she's 20 years too young for me

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>>5866716
Hold up, but that would make her -3 years. Conception takes place 9 months before birth. I'd ask if you want to fuck her dad's ballsack, but 3 years prior to her birth the seed and egg that made her would simply not exist.

What do you even want to fuck, anon? Do you want to fuck her metaphysical essence from before she was born? How does one physically have sexual relations with the metaphysical? Or do you want to have a purely Platonic relationship with her metaphysical essence? Would this be comparable to how material nuns are the metaphysical "brides of Christ"? Are you worshipping Marine but denying her incarnation, which would in turn mean rejecting her?

>> No.5867180

>>5867075
anon... I think the hags have taken over your brain and it's clouding your other thoughts

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wowowowowowow

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>>5867075
Whether this took effort or not, these are the posts I come to /vt/ for, thanks anon

>> No.5874208

korone is hot bros, its like she invented sex

>> No.5874341

Isn't all of gen 4 besides kanata hags?

>> No.5874375

>>5874341
I don't think twap is

>> No.5874452

>>5874375
Her roommate doesn't look it, but my ears want to bleef

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>>5795175
>Big Black Elf Cock is plowing these fields every night
yamerooo

>> No.5874503

>>5874456
She's caramel not black.

>> No.5874652
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Reminder that Ben Franklin was a certified hag lover and he knew a thing or 2 about women (a lot more than most people on this board at least)

>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

HAG LOVE

>> No.5874710

>>5874503
same thing

>> No.5878489

>>5874652
Absolutely based

>> No.5878909

>>5874652
sounds like bs to me

>> No.5878997

patra isn't a hag

>> No.5880551

>>5878997
how come?

>> No.5880797
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>>5874710
Frighteningly incorrect

>> No.5880937
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https://files.catbox.moe/e69v9q.png

This is the best R18 art of Dola ever.

>> No.5881028

>>5880937
Fuck I love Dola-sama so much...

>> No.5881304

>>5880937
>no pubes
So close to perfection, anon...

>> No.5882424

>>5880937
>Lingerie and hags
Kino af

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where would you take your hag out on a date?

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>>5885376
Nice and simple where you can enjoy each others company is the best. Something like a walk in a park, going to get sweets or just cuddling at home and watching movies are all excellent choices

>> No.5886548

>>5880797
literally the same thing

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I want to sniff mrkoro

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>>5874652
I've forgiven Ben Franklin for his sins of creating daylight savings time if he was a known hag lover.

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>>5885376
Someplace that might remind them of their more youthful years, like a local arcade or an old fashioned diner.

There are fewer things that get me going more than hearing "you make me feel so young again".

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5890285

>>5885376
I'm going to take her to pound town.

>> No.5893363
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>>5885376
Downstairs. We'd door dash some comfort food, then put on our favorite lame 90's action movie and stay curled up on the couch under the blanket and laugh at how bad effects used to be back then. Then long after the credits rolled we'd just keep talking about the games we used to play and how much technology has changed so quickly until we fall asleep leaned against each other.

>> No.5894846

>>5874652
Just one more reason we put him on the 100

>> No.5894953

>>5862211
Okay so you’re a faggot who can drink. Plenty of those all over the world

>> No.5895178

C'mon Op you need to update your list, there's also Reine from HoloID and Pomu from NijiEN

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>>5666635
Rin! It's not a hag!

>> No.5896483
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>>5895178
About Reine some people say shes a cake, some other shes a hag. But the general concensus is that she still 2 or 3 years too young to be one. And about Pomu nobody showed any proof about it, and I dont watch her. Could you spoonfeed me why do you think she's a hag?

>> No.5896958

>>5896483
I don't think Pomu should be considered a Hag, in one of her zatsudans she mentioned watching Haruhi in highschool but that could have been the rebroadcast in 2009. we're pretty sure that Pomu is in the 28-33 age range over in the nijiEN threads. I also remember her mentioning some story about the original gameboy but that story was short and not very memorable. I'll look in the archives for you and get back to you on that one.

>> No.5897418

>>5896483
Ok, finding it was actually quicker than I thought it would take. >>/vt/thread/S4316203#p4322989 basically anons weren't sure if she was a confirmed hag but there is some evidence for it as well as explanations against it like her using emulators or watching reruns.

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Mio mamas new outfit triggers primal urges in me i thought were long dead. My desire to love, protect and breed are uncontrollable after seeing it

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Who can resist?

>> No.5900481

I want to motorboat Nui

>> No.5900536

>>5900318
nobody here are hags

>> No.5904511
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5904511

Watame? fine

>> No.5904615

>>5897418
Yeah I readed some of those post >we better wait untill a clear hag signal

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>>5900536
My bad

>> No.5906758

>>5904812
LION SEX

>> No.5917889

>>5906758
Hi tier secks

>> No.5930264

I'm not horny today, hagbros

>> No.5930671

>>5930264
low test confirmed

>> No.5930789

>>5802002
it's just business yuri anon

>> No.5930813

Im sad horny now. Will bust a few nuts to Coco out of respect

>> No.5931287

>>5668807
This is a cute hag, thank you.

>> No.5931424

>>5672565
And you're just going to let their last eggs pass by without at least trying to impregnate them?

>> No.5931581

>>5672565
The best kind. Because you can satisfy your impregnation kink without actually getting her pregnant and having to deal with expensive children.

>> No.5934496

>>5672565
you use your semen to rejuvenate them anon

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