The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 152

[Anonymous No.]

Have the green succubus, the rosy elf,
Poured out for you love and fear from their urns?
Has the hand of Nightmare, cruel and despotic,
Plunged you to the bottom of some weird Minturnae?

Previous Page: >>56545842

[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQaj9oQOfzw

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukvb

Shiori AI Covers:
https://rentry.org/yoo4r

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you baker.
Cute sick Shiorin.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you preparing for her next stream?

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

[Anonymous No.]

Novella, My Beloved Novella

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559443
Pampering akasupas loaded and ready to fire!

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559443
I'll put some Vicks in the vaporizer and huddle in under a warm blanket with some nice tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori is ill after meeting up with family
>I got ill after meeting up with family
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Shiori used to eat Frosted Flakes for like 40% of her meals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559575
WEAKLINGS

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep Shiorin!

[Anonymous No.]

shiosexy!

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>>56559443
I'm going to pour a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup into my PC and nobody can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want to write a dumb fic about taking care of a sick Shiori and the stupid cliche 'transfer your cold to me'. Type of dealio Even if I know she's not that sort of sick.

[Anonymous No.]

Her voice is going to be extra sweet tomorrow...

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>>56559617
And that's why I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559648
I recall someone filling their cooling pump with spaghetti-o's and it did a decent job bringing temperatures down.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish little Shiori would massage my prostate with her tiny hands while my erect adult dick is inside her underage small mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Ponder Shiori.

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>>56559760
So if a girl ate frosted flakes for 50% of her meals you'd love her more?

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>>56559740
Could you imagine a whole stream like those tweets?

[Anonymous No.]

shiocutie!

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>>56559443
I have a job interview tomorrow and am going to ace it because it's what Shiori would want me to do and so I can afford to supa her consistently

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559839
About 25% more than I already did.

[Anonymous No.]

i AM ok

[Anonymous No.]

This thread and the next are CUTE threads only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559843
I'm ngmi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559916
My dude!
That's great to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be the judge of that. Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori is ITT on her drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559984
Sex reroll. If dubs sex is dead forever

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking forward to watching her hatefuck and break that needy streamer bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559984
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Hang in there friends, we're almost through this famine

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!
>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

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>>56559922
>>56559984
Witnessed. Sexposters OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M SEXPOSTING IN THE CUTE THREAD!!! https://files.catbox.moe/9x2nko.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559984
Cutebro GODS

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559443
C.ai has a bot that can help with interviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560194
This is ILLEGAL

Meidos ARREST THIS MAN

[Anonymous No.]

Do novelites like dominos pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559751
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560412
I used to order it a lot when I was overwhelmed with college schoolwork since the 2 pizza deal was pretty cheap and convenient. I've gotten better at meal prepping since then though, so it's a rare treat these days.

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>>56559443
no fap

[Anonymous No.]

Rise beyond the false dichotomy of cute and sex. The false gods that control this realm claim that the two cannot coexist, but that is only to prevent a worthy challenger to the divine throne from appearing. Shiorin is the embodiment of cutesex, and as her loyal followers it is our duty to spread the word of Her coming. Only once the masses embrace cutesex as the true path can the Demiurge be rejected and cast down from the throne of Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

I've held out against gfe chuubas for so long, is it okay for me to finally give in?
>>56560412
Only if I didn't pay for it, their pricing over here is insane

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you are prepping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559984
We can't stop winning bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560529
Is this the official teaching of the Shing-Shang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560569
Allow her to break you Anon, it's much more fun that way. Don't worry, we're all mad here.

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>>56560412
Hell fucking no, Dominoes is trash. Unironically Little Caesars is the best of the shitty pizza companies. Slices and Stix is phenomenal

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559443
I will try to sleep tonight without engaging in my regular ritual
>>56560498
I have a sneaking suspicion that Shiori sick-voice is going to be mucho sexo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560734
it's good if you get a made to order pie instead of that rubber hotnready trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560412
Well, it isn't Pizza Hutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560702
I've realised if I want to continue watching her I don't think I'll be about to keep holding out, she's too perfect...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560412
Why is pizza so much more expensive than other types of takeaway? I swear its twice the price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561005
I was shocked to see the price of Japanese Pizza. That shit is fucking robbery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560980
It's OK anon, everything is falling apart anyway. Don't feel guilty about enjoying your anime gf.

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>>56560412
Questions like these never make sense because the quality of franchise pizza restaurants varies a lot by state and particularly by country.
I'm a leaf and Dominoes is just "ok" here. Not special, but not bad for cheap whatever pizza. I hear Americans complain about Pizza Hut like it's the coming of the antichrist but it's above average here for fast food pizza, just kinda expensive. Little Caesar's probably the best for cost effectiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561045
Not just pizza, japan burgers too. I remember paying like 25 fucking dollars at Mos Burger expecting some god tier shit, the chips were shit, tiny portion size and the burger was decidedly average.

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>>56560980
If Shiori brings true joy to your life and you're feeling like it improves things around you, why resist?

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you anons are ready to pamper her with lots of akasupa lovebombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561223
No, but I will watch the stream.

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>>56561005
I find that pizza is pretty inexpensive, and I live in socal. You can get 2 topping pizzas for $6.99 at dominos, $6 pepperoni at Caesars, and most local pizzas are 12" for $8. Hot wings are hella expensive though.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you OK now, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560412
>Shiori likes Domino's
>I like Domino's
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561223
Anon I'm broke.
She will love me for free and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561303
Similar situation here in Oregon, but the local pizza place I grew up on costs FIFTY DOLLARS for a large of any kind now. It's still my favorite place, but I can never justify spending that much on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Thin crust or thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561339
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561447
Thin and crispy. I'll excuse thick crust for cheap Little Caesars pizzas, but otherwise I just don't eat the thick crust.

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>>56559443

[Anonymous No.]

bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561494
Shiorin is definitely the kind of girl who would send this "as a joke"

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559284
I just noticed we are back to Chapter 2
RATE THE SIDE STORIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561447
Stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
0/10 I don't want to suffer like that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561303
At dominoes it's £16 ($20) for a small 9" margherita. Most local places are cheaper (and worse for the most part). A couple of months i ordered wings and a 10 inch from pizza hut and it was more than £35.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561447
Thin crust NY style > all else.
I will fight and die on this hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
ive felt miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
I can't believe they continued on for 30 pages without the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

Yorick is now the official advent censor

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
the NTR subplot was unnecessary desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56560643
Yes, shigger. The pursuit of cutesex is the path to enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
Too much filler

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
It suddenly becoming a cyberpunk novel was kind of weird, but it worked surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

no love for costco pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561447
deep dish is the one true answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561959
That shit saves lives when you're a poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the Californian anon is doing okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562078
definitely the go-to when you're strapped for cash

[Anonymous No.]

I survived the ride

[Anonymous No.]

>Chapter 2
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

[Anonymous No.]

Will you watch Rissa's karaoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562208
>>56562459
do anons find gosling attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56561645
That whole page about Rei and Asuka was kinda weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
Shiorin didn't tell me to watch it so no

[Anonymous No.]

>over 1 week of no streams
>finally she's back
>only 5 days of streams and then 2 days of no streams
How are >we feeling about this, considering her genmates have been on a full steam streaming mode since debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562539
I wouldn't fuck him, but I'd say he's attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

Justify your faggotry
>>56562021

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562594
IDK twitter filename, make a catalog thread about it

[Anonymous No.]

Give (You)s to me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56559284
Novelites this pebble has a question. What determines the chapter number for the general? Also your oshi is very cute and I'm excited for her to be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
Take it, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562701
every month

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562701
Every month is a new chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
Have Shioritits

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562539
I dont think most anons are into men

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
dozo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
Yous are basically cum on 4chan. You are receiving bukkake.

[Anonymous No.]

>56562700
What if I dont? What will you do then?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
Baiters seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562983
And this is why you don't take the meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
I'm watching Biboo play the funny jumping bean game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700
Here (You) go Rissa, take em. Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562539
Ryan Gosling is conventionally attractive, yes. Goslingposters would get maced if they ever acted like they do in front of a woman though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562788
>>56562790
That sounds reasonable, thanks for answering

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563207
I'll watch your oshi now because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562700

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563199
Good thing women can't legally own mace in my country

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
I am!

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN YOU'RE GOBBLING (You)s LEFT AND RIGHT, Y-....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563198
Oh he finally added color, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562539
Not really, people just self-insert to the characters that he interpret and is just a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563388

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563325
Muhammadlite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
Shiori would want me to so I'm watching it, I watch all sorts of Advent streams when Shiori's not on because it's what she'd want

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Novelites! Thoughts? https://files.catbox.moe/mj9py7.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563461
Consider that some other countries might not allow women or men to carry it

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563593
Stavropouloslite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563454
>no off-medication rants like this for a while because throat hort

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563596

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563700
Thank you.
I needed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563461
Pepper spray is actually banned in a shitload of countries burgerman

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget we still have a book club going!

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563388
When she said that, doesn't that mean she subconsciously wished to be spitroasted? She was jealous in a sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563867
>your best friend barely talks to you because he's busy getting pussy
>only time he talks to you is to brag to you about it
Yeah, Shiori was totally jealous because she also wanted to gobble nuts left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563799
nta but it's only strictly illegal in a few Euro countries with low crime rates and shitholes like Australia, Singapore and the UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
I am, kino stream so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564049
>he
This was a female friend anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564099
uk is shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
Does she still primarily do idol songs or has she branched out into other stuff? She's mentioned liking My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Smiths, etc. before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564178
Anon.. I was trying to put you in Shiori's shoes.. Well, I guess you could still have a female friend that's busy gobbling nuts and telling you about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
>Turn stream on
>Hear Kiara
>Turn stream off

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564284
It's an EN karaoke stream, she said she's going to do 2000s songs
will probably include britney spears

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564479
BAU BAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562520
>see this and think I missed all of it
>open stream
>1 song in the setlist and she's still singing it
What did she do for 25 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56562790
Every year should be a new book

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564505
That's more my style. I still like the idolshit, but it's been done to death in Hololive at this point. Will listen while doing chores and meal prepping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564541
She had problems like Shiori did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564541
she talked to Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564541
She had a lot of technical problems and being off time and Kiara went to help, now seems she is starting for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564541
Audio settings fucked, Kiara came in to tech support, it's almost unfucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564649
Kiara is hard leeching on advent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564609
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564537
Bau Bau indeed, I'd never leave a stream if FWMC was there instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564704
She isn't Mori. I unironically believe she's schlicking to the idea of having KFP member prime as a kouhai and it's nothing to do with leeching.

[Anonymous No.]

We hate Kiwawa here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564479
>>56564704
go back sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564704
I don't think Kiara is leeching, Nerissa just loves her. Unfortunately i don't want to hear two tryhard lesbians flirt with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564889
This is the correct take

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[Anonymous No.]

Did I just get blasted back to late 2020 with this lazy ass bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>
>

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565016
<
kissy kissy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56564869
>You MUST love EVERY single hololive member
The bootlicking is crazy here

[Anonymous No.]

ignore nijiniggers doing holo vs holo

[Anonymous No.]

Erm... Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara
>Thread instantly derailed

It's hilarious how this is still happening years later, orange woman is buck breaking king of living rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565092
N-no, novelite, it's too early!

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happens when it isn't a SEX thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565216
post sex then

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565174
What about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565067
The eggs never left so every now and then it's always orange woman bad timeloop. also the Usual Group acting like eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565174
Shiorin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565216
We didn't anything wrong!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565262
No more sex, I'm cutting you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565176
>Shiori gets mentioned in any other general
>instant seething
It's so over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565273
she cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565381
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565428

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565381
Sorry anon, but I firmly believe in sexcute Shiori from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565381
what if I like cumslut Shiori? cumslut for me only, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565506
kys

[Anonymous No.]

Is it sexcute or cutesex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565428
next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563576
cute, u make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565506
that's isn't cute..

[Anonymous No.]

>>56563576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

damn I'm not hating but I don't wanna hear Kiara and Mori on every advent stream, they're my least fav holos and I see them everywhere now
I do respect them they're both hard workers even if you don't like Mori's music I'll praise her commitment, but it seems like they're really interested in Advent now and I don't wanna hear them

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565924
that's cool but I think you're shitting up the wrong thread
Shiori~n isn't streaming right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565789
What is it? I thought it was a trojan.wav.

[Anonymous No.]

: )

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566052
ShioriAI singing Kiss me

[Anonymous No.]

Behead Nijiniggers

[Anonymous No.]

[Serious] Why I No Longer Support Holo Advent: Rissa faked the audio problems to be able to call Kiara,

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566268
That's pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566172
But he already made that like 3 days ago? Why post it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566052
Very smart of you to be so security minded. Everyone knows the sound waves can enter your PC tower and infect your BIOS.
Thankfully, headphones is great protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566268
Have your (You) now go over there >>56506255

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566358
What does malware sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

I know she's given us the schedule and had the preamble in prechat, but do you think there's something else planned for in an hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566391
point them to global instead so the jannies kill them on sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566472
Probably another short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566412
I've converted it to mp3 to protect your PC
https://files.catbox.moe/4u9lun.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566358
I'm always protected. Condoms and helmets while browsing /shig/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56565275
I thought eggs having a melty and raiding threads was a myth, but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56566797
You haven't been around for too long

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to shitpost, at least offer cute Shiorins as tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567032

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>>56567032
Which Shiori's are the best to tribute to?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay sorry anon. I'm wearing condoms and helmets while browsing /shig/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567032
But I don't shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567131
That bite mark? (Me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567245
Don't forget to wash hands and use gloves too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567131
Oh fuck that bite mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567131
I just noticed the bite marks and scratches
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>"nothing else going on might as well listen to nerissa karaoke!"
>questionable white girl music choice
>full hour of kiara IT
>song 3 finally starts
>green day

Shiori cannot come back quickly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

You will love Takanashi Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa x Shiorin should do an unarchived karaoke like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567398
So I can't cum in the soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567213
Her ref sheet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567213
The ones with huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

Can't post the full thing
https://twitter.com/Byakkun97/status/1691159002594361344?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567213
I've lost 3 times to pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having a threesome with Shiori and yours and Shiori's daughter at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567970

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>>56567945
drowning in my thick honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567970
I want a threesome with Shi and Ori and then they'll fuse back together for the final fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567510
>shitty nu-Green Day too
I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567970
Reminds me of the promise I got from the cutie I used to babysit about when she grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>56568379
>nu-green day
>boulevard
holy shit, how old are you Novelites?

[Anonymous No.]

heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>56568512
Anything American Idiot onward is nu-green day and sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56568461
Please, tell me you diddle her before she grew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56568656
That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitters can leave now

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56568900
Read between the lines and understand what she just said about Rissa's music taste for songs 1 through 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569072

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>>56568512
NTA, but how old are YOU zoomerlite?
Nimrod was the last real Green Day album

[Anonymous No.]

>zoomerlight

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will sing DragonForce next karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori Novella should kick me in the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569092
Shiori is right. I'm just glad this says nothing about song 6 because I have a soft spot for Daft Punk

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569152
29

[Anonymous No.]

so Nerissa and Shiori are probably around the same age

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569310
Basado

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will sing babymetal

[Anonymous No.]

shiocunny...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569735
I just want to hear Korn and Limp Bizkit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56567510
>watches white girl
>complains about questionable white girl music choice

?????? Why are teakeks like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569904
not hanks I'm not a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>56569735
>sings road of resistance for encore
That would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori listens to glitch pop exclusively.

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>>56567970
>>56568064
https://files.catbox.moe/mmewug.wav

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>>56569904
Shiori I said I would be your dog but I didn't mean like this

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>>56569310
>a completely SOVL out of tempo Soldiers of the Wastelands
I FUCKING WISH

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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Has Shiori ever played spin-the-bottle?

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I love Shiori more than I love myself
but because Shiori wants me to be the best version of myself
I guess I'll do my best

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>>56570816
maybe back in her jc days

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>>56560412
Used to not like Domino's but they've gotten better at least where I'm from.

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE A FULLY STOCKED MEDICINE CABINET AND MAKE A REALLY GOOD CHICKEN SOUP

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>>56570805
>Freshly pour Shiori's milk
Mmhm

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Morning anons
Did I missed anything (except Shiori)

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Has Shiori ever kissed a girl? maybe as a joke?
maybe her whorish friend kissed her a few times

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>>56571633
Schedule got update and Shiorin is sick

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AND SHES BACK WITH A GFE THEMING STREAM
GFEBROS STAY WINNING

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>>56569092
Rissa isn't really singing songs well suited for her voice either

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>>56571889
It's nice though, it's nice when people kick off and have fun. I wish more girls would do that than sing the same staples over and over again.

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>>56571867
she's actually LARPing as your sister

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>>56571749
oof
At least she’s back
But also more baiters gonna come here

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>>56572563
>But also more baiters gonna come here
They're already going full stop in that one catalog thread. Insane schizophrenia in there.

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>>56572060
Yeah I like that shes having fun, I enjoyed shioris singing for God sake, it's just weird listening to panic at the disco without a hint of edge or growl to it

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I can't believe we're the ones lovebombing Shiori next

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>>56572563
Who cares, ignore retards gain shiorium

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If song 12 in this karaoke isn't Misery Business I'm marrying Shiori just to make Rissa mad

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>i don't mind jail birds
>they won't derail the thread
Fuck you anon.

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10 minutes.

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>>56572965
That songs got too much bite in it for her, but she'll have a blast

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>>56573242
She already talked in prechat, I doubt we will get more.

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>>56573400
I won't be disappointed, but I will keep an eye out.

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>>56573122
It's only a couple hours, we can handle a few refugees. ope is moving faster than hlgg when they normally have 40~ IPs

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>>56573586
Why should we?

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>24 more hours remain

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Look at her

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what if Shoiri came back with a boyfriend

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Good night bros I love Shiorin.

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>>56573869
Yeah, me

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>>56573810
Cute girl, who?

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>>56573887
Sleep well Anon

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>>56573869
im fine with it as long as she lets us watch

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>>56573941
my hot autistic goth gf

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>>56573887
Goodnight anon
Sleep well.

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>>56573869
That boyfriend? Me.

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>>56573887
Good night bro

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what if Shiori lost her virginity during that trip

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>>56574055
she did (to me)

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>>56573835
THICCC

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what if Shiori doesn't love me anymore

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>>56574055
By me Kek

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Just checking in, we good?

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What if Shiori comes back more moe moe kyun

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It's oreover

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FUCK
I wasn't expecting this :^)

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>>56574477
Cuck bijou

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>>56574570
I can't! Shiori is stearing this on her own
I'm going to jail aaaaaaaa

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only 24 hours left

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FINAL BREAK WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Are you excited that Shiori is back?

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>>56575125
Cuck shiori and steal bijou

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>>56559984
Remember this day cute bros. We're finally at the tippy top of the mountain, and we're only HALF WAY UP BABY!

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>>56575219
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
9 hrs and it felt great
>Did you eat healthily?
yes
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
yes
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
yes
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
yes (family)
>Are you excited that Shiori is back?
yes

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>>56575219
Yes
No
No
No
Yes, played with friends.
Yes, I've been edging since she was gone and I NEED to cum. Shiori PLEASE!!!

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Just saw the new stream... what did she mean by that...

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>>56561645
a thrilling emotional rollercoaster showcasing the gestalt of the following:

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

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luv shiori
gn bros

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>>56573869
What if my dick was a lollipop, anon? Would you suck it?

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>>56575219
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
fell asleep before taking my nighttime meds for like 4 or 5 hours, then had breakfast then went to sleep for another 5 so do what you will that information
>Did you eat healthily?
not really
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
not today. still trying to make my way through "the three-body problem" but i'm kinda tempted to pick up "i'm glad my mom died"
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
no and i need to work on that
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
i played sf6 with a friend but didn't really converse that much
>Are you excited that Shiori is back?
yes but i feel my allegiance has been wavering a bit because i've been enjoying fuwamoco a lot lately during shiori's absence. i know i can watch and enjoy both but i don't know who my oshi is

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>>56575947
Shiori please, you don't have a dick, silly.
Unless... ;^)

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>>56575931
Sweet dreams, Novelite.

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Cute bros only. Roll to:

1 - hold hands while taking a walk together
2 - get to lay in her juicy lap pillow
3 - get to lay in her juicy lap pillow with soft hair strokes
4 - get to give her a tight hug
5 - she gets to give YOU a tight hug
6 - get to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with her
7 - get to pamper her when she's sick in bed
8 - get to hear her sing you a lullaby
9 - get a kiss on the cheek
0 - get to balance books on her head to raise her Charm stat

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>>56576122
I wonder what happened to the one guy who had his ShiorAI grow a dick.

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>>56576316
rolling!

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>>56576316
Rollin' rollin' rollin'!

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What will happen in chapter 3?

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>>56576316
Let’s roll

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>>56559443
Going over a list of cough syrups to recommend to her

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>>56576316
Come on 3.

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>>56576316
I accept anything

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>>56576316
Mating press doko?

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>>56576561
This is also acceptable.

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>>56576602
>2
LETS GOOOOOOOO

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>>56576602
Sexfriends need to make their own roll list.
This is a cute only.

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>>56576316
If I get 6 or 0 god is dead

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>>56576316
Rollin

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>>56576316
shirolling

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>>56576316
Rollin' Girl desu

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If she doesn't renew her contract and quits would you be disappointed?

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>>56577268
Not gonna happen, she's doing it for me.

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Shiori stahp! I don't want to fuck the rock!! I'd rather cuck the rock instead aaaaaa

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Here's the summary of the book we are all writing together with oreo so far:

ch 1 pg 0 - 32
ch 2 pg 33 - 120
side stories intermission pg 121 - 151
ch 2 pg 152 - ?

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>if
>if
>if
>if
Is this the new anti tactic? What if X does y?

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>>56577268
If I walked out of my home tomorrow and was hit by a truck, I would be disappointed. I'm never going to live my life assuming highly unlikely terrible events are going to occur though, that's retarded.

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>>56577426
No, stop watching Shiori, anon. Don't you know the sun might explode tomorrow? What's the point?

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>>56577373
I wonder what it reads like if we assemble all the OP quotes together

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>>56577268
What compels some of you to ask these sorts of questions?

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>>56577408
What if Shiorincute meet Shiorinsex?

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>>56577556
Mental deterioration from excess catalog consumption. In some cases it gets so bad they start spending time in /#/.....
One like = One prayer

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>>56577660
Here's my new favorite.

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>>56575219
>FINAL BREAK WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
yes but this past week was bad for sleep
>Did you eat healthily?
idk
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
been doing this simplified q field theory lectures
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
played tennis but only once instead of 4 timea a week like i should
>Have to socialized with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
been talking with this aussie girl who has great potential

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>>56577268
Fuck off with your catalogshittery, first it was the homo collabs, now you're trying the Sana2 angle.

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>>56577524
that's a wonderful idea, but i have no idea how to access stuff that expires off of the archive :( hopefully some anon has had the foresight to do so

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>>56577797
Did Sana even do anything while she was off?

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>>56577750
Just don't get yourself banned.
It'd be a shame to have one less Novelite to post with when she's streaming.

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>>56570210
That won't happen, ((((Social Genocide)))).

Expert Tells EU Parliament “COVID-19 Was An Act Of Biological Warfare”
https://madmaxworld.tv/watch?id=6470def41cd98dc354c2a94a

CDC Confirms That Majority of Fatal Covid Vaccines Were Knowingly Sent to Red States
https://banned.video/watch?id=63f929fc85d91c3d2e570754

https://files.catbox.moe/vdg0rf.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yhwd8n.jpg

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>>56577991
I only got a 15 minute timeout in the naughty corner a week ago when I compared people living in certain tropical climates to a variety of itinerant tree dwellers.

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>>56577834
It is not that hard to check
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/subject/The%20Shiori%20Novella/
You need to doublecheck since some were vandalized around debut

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>>56576316
Rolling. Why won't anyone make a SEX version of this?

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if you arent attracting janitorial attention in your efforts to defend shiori from catalogniggers you aint doing it right

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>>56578333
Be the coomer you want to see in the world

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>>56578353
I just think it's fun to watch them flail and grasp at straws. They will be waiting an eternal TWO WEEKS for things that will never happen. I hope they end up in a padded room.

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>>56578274
wow thanks. is anyone else working on this? I will begin collecting if no one else is working on it. thanks for the help.

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