/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General/ Cutest Shark Edition

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>5618423

Original song:https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhE

Merch:
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3052025
https://www.geekjack.net/gawr_gura
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gawr-gura

Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1407804186918596611

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>>5637914
This is what society does to man. I love it.

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>>5637747

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>>5638070
I wasn't going to cross-reply, but okay...
Peeping into Gura's bathroom skylight!

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>>5638125
>headpat Gura like this
>her tail reflexively slaps you across the room

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>>5638320
Waiting till I see heart shaped pupils on red Gura.

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>shill stream in under 2 hours
>not even 800 people in the waiting room
this will be a new negative record sigh

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>>5638447
big number go DOWN!? NOO!!

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>>5638414
Impossible. If you ever make Gura Alt feel love, she immediately reverts back to Gura.

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>>5638659
Heart shaped pupils denote extreme lust not love anon.

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>>5638447
I mean, not too surprising since chat's still disabled I'm there, but that's just because I'm going to leave it up while I go take a nap before the stream

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>Come home from work, exhausted.
>Spend time with online sharkwife before going to bed.
Rate my existence.

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>>5638684
yo wtf

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>>5638795
gura/10

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When Gura has a laughing fit, do you think she pees a little?

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>>5638795
Sad, but so is mine

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>>5638844
>a little

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>>5638684
I love Gura's expression

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>>5638447
Oh nyooo

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>>5638844
Given her diet i wouldn't put it past her, I heard energy drinks get through you fast, but i'd say no.

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>>5638795
At least you seem to have the basics covered/10

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>>5638844
Gura does not pee, ever. Cute anime girls don't do things like that and you're horrible for saying otherwise.

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>>5638844
All her pee is reserved for her cute shrieks

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my friend bought some shrimp recently so i made him name the orange one after me, no i can see pictures of a real little shrimp and say "thats me" for the bonus gura immersion

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>>5639000
SQUEEZE!

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>>5639104
>go to save
>already have with this filename from months ago
nice

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>>5639119
that's a cute story anon

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why does gura hate her fans so much?

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I always enjoy posting that I love Gura in a new thread.

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>>5639306
Why do you love her if she hates her fans so much? Are you a masochist?

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Am I crazy or does alarm #2 not really sound like her Gura voice? What did she mean by that?

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>>5639306
based and same

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i bring presents chumbuds.
there are also variations of this picture as kindergarten girl and micro bikini

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you are not taking the bait
you are doing good today fellow chumbuds

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>>5639306
It does feel pretty good. Luv that shark.

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>>5639306

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Maybe I've been looking at it all wrong. Are days when she doesn't do twitter reps actually good days because it means she's busy and not bored?

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>>5639352
>micro bikini
post proof

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>>5638447
Mori went from just under 10k peak for the first stream to 4.5k peak for the second. If Gura follows the same pattern expect a 6-7k peak, less than even the Jaws watchalong which is amusing considering how hard watchalongs filter viewers.

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>>5639432
Oh no not the numbers

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>>5639367
What laws will she instate?

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>>5639352
I don't like this because the artist showed up in the exhentai comments. Also the art is bad.

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>>5639395
search for yourself

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https://files.catbox.moe/jfjh4j.jpg

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>>5639445
Bad numbers are good in this case, hopefully they get less sponsorships as a result.

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>>5639463
You must eat all of your leftovers, even if it means eating one pizza for five months.

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i'm so tired

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>>5639445
ONLY 40k UNTIL KIZUNA AI IS DETHRONED YEEEEEEEEEEAH

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>>5639524
have a Monster

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>>5639524

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>>5638844
please don't bring pee into this, don't want a ringo 2.0 with Gura

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>>5639524
>gura_202106_01_ALARM_01

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I think the game she's playing looks sort of cool, though it seems incredibly easy if you played well. It probably benefits from her struggling a bit.

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Eef freef

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>>5639598
wasnt there a post from an anon that put a warm water bottle in a towel and squeezed it whenever she shrieked to emulate her pee leaking onto his lap?. I think it was around the resident evil 2 streams

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>>5639668
i'm right here

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Gura just got caught lurking this thread before her stream!
Say something nice to encourage her

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>>5639679
Did you ever do it again?

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>>5639730
no, just the once

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>>5639722
I love you shillshark! I bought the shark mountain dew yesterday!

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>>5639722
Please never stream this shitgame again, thx

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>>5639722
thank you for streaming for us gura

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>>5639722
Love you, sharky.

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>>5639722
Good luck same.

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>>5639740
Was it worth it?

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>>5639829
absolutely

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>>5639722
I appreciate everything you do for us Gura

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>>5639874
cumbuds...

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I like this dumb shark.

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>>5639722
Thank you Gura

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chat is open!

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Those of you who donate for superchats should ask Gura the Cookie Question - I’d love to see her response, if she’s based.

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>>5637914
Isn’t every /ggg/ the cutest shark edition?

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>>5639941
she dropped her cookie

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>>5639722
>Say something nice to encourage her
I want to marry this shark more than anything in the world.

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>>5639524
Become like oshi.

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https://twitter.com/theobrobineSFW/status/1408475058679418885

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I'm guessing Gura gave up on RDR2 and Super Metroid

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>>5637914
Why are we doing the gay "edition" shit now? OP format has been fine for months.

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>>5640190
RDR2 yeah, Super Metroid she seems interested in coming back to though

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>>5640160
Woah, maybe gura will use it someday?

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>>5640160
>>5640239
bottom teeth

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>>5640160
looks likes she's bouncing on someone's...never mind

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>>5640160
Not sure I like that art style, Gura is such a blob.

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>>5640190
Pretty sure she just said recently she hasn't forgotten about Super Metroid, and she also mentioned that seeing Metroid Dread made her want to pick it back up.

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>>5639722
https://twitter.com/norimak27601012/status/1408387162878332928

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>>5640360
>FEET cake makes an appearance
Nice

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>>5640264
yeah someone's BBC (Big Bouncy Castle)

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The bread story still makes me laugh. I forget if she ever found it.

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my oshi is streaming soon!

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>>5640654
She did not. Almost certain she ate the entire thing and literally fucking forgot that she did.

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>>5638684
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>5640754
Mine is too! What a coincidence!

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Cute shark soon!

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>>5640654
>>5640786
Two weeks ago I bought two cheeseburgers at Steak and Shake. I put one in the fridge it was gone when I looked for it a couple days later. I immediately thought about Gura's bread story. Shit's spooky.

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Which one is the better shark?

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based

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Oh no no no chumbuds we got too cocky

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>Play SCARLET NEXUS on Xbox Series X, right now!
but... gura... i'm busy watching your stream right now...

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SC is turned off?

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>>5638292
I want a gura daki so bad aaaaaas

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>>5641463
No point accepting SC for a sponsored stream anyway since it all goes to the sponsor

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>>5641360
Who gives a shit about numbers? Chat is way more comfy when there's not a bunch of people shitting it up.

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>>5641476
you can buy that one right now

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I feel like Gura was gonna say Kikkiriki but stopped herself at the last second

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>>5641360
as expected of a shill stream of shit game literally nobody cares about

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>>5641586
I would watch Gura do literally anything. If you're only here for the games then you're no true chumbud.

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>hates cheese constantly eating it
why is shark like this

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>>5641630
She's tsundere for cheese

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>Gura pregnant with your shark pups
>Only gives birth to one due to eldest eating its siblings
I dunno how I feel about this lore info dump

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>I extended my brainpower
DYRBI

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>>5641630
It's a forbidden snack, but she can actually eat it.

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>>5641610
Same
I can't think of a single stream of hers where I thought "please play a different game"

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>>5641630
Eating cheese gives her a bad case of the farts

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>>5641677
>>Only gives birth to one due to eldest eating its siblings
Did Gura eat her siblings too?

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>>5639511
Sponsorships give the girls more money as well as more perms.
I know the shit is boring to watch, but I think its more beneficial in the long run.

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>>5641717
https://files.catbox.moe/vzq4ef.mp4

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>>5641610
Terrible games are perfect background audio.
Get Gura talking to you, but also, you don't have to focus at all on what she's doing.

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>>5641630
If the price you have to pay for a yummy sandwich is an upset stomach you might do it too. Plus there's some kinds of cheese that bother people with lactase problems less than others. Gouda cheese is one of the kinds lactose intolerant people can eat.

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>>5641736
>>>Only gives birth to one due to eldest eating its siblings
Yes, there's fanart of it but I don't have it in me to post it

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>>5641752
hopefully that meeting last night was with bamco and she demanded TAIKO

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>>5641717
Source? I don't think she's ever mentioned this on stream. She's mentioned eating various cheese and cream cheese on her bagels but just doesn't care for it.

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>>5641677
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>>5641890
She said she was hatched, which means Atlanteans aren't that kind of shark.

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UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH GURA'S BRAIN STEM

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>>5641922
Either that or Eldenring.

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gura came from an egg

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This is where we came from

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someone help the poor lost shark

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>ARE YA FRUSTRATED CHAT

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>>5642034
I want to fertilize all of Gura's freaky looking shark eggs

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gura has mustard on her desk.

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..is that the unkillable lizard?

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gura not knowing japanese is kayfabe

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>>5641798
>spoiler
I'm happy for them, Gouda is amazing

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she is still pretty bad at this but considerably better than last time

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What did Gura mean by this expression?

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>>5642413
She has mustard on her desk and you don't

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>>5642387
She at least seems to be reading this time.

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>>5642413
she's goombuh

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>>5642446
she did not even try to comprehend the backstab thing but that is funny to me

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>sponsored ARA

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I need to post here that I hate this stream so much.
Idk if it's because of the game or that she didn't want to stream tonight.
She doesn't interact at all with chat, and feels like everything is forced

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That was a pretty good ara~

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>>5641736
Biggest lore rrat: Gawr has been impersonating Gura all along.

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>arafags in the thread

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>>5642511
She probably halfasses shilling so people won't make her shill more stuff.

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>>5642636
No one is made to shill. It's all up to the individual girls.

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>>5642353
Lactose intolerant anon here, I love Gouda, I want to marry Gouda, I want to have children with Gouda, I want to grow old with Gouda.

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>>5642443
Does hot sauce with mustard powder count?

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gura hurt her mouth and it's already healed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GURA GO

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>>5642709
yes. you have vinegar and mustard seed.

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>>5642511
She always interacts less with chat during sponsored streams because she tries to interact more with stuff going on in the game. It's one of the reasons the sponsored streams tend to not be as good Gura still cute, tho

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>sponsored ytcfilter

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In what stream did Gura confirm she was lactose intolerant? It seems like everyone thinks that but all I've heard her mention about it is that she just doesn't like some cheeses which you can do without having lactose intolerance.

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>>5642739
didn't know atlantean has healing factor

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>>5642800
She drinks almond milk

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>>5642776
thanks, I'm too lazy to set it up evne though it takes like a minute

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>>5642511
Are you one of her obnoxious chatfags? I don't know why anyone would actually want Gura to interact with her chat when they're all such spergs who just like fucking with her.

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>>5642862
GURA FOCUS ON THE STREAM

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>>5642800
Since when does Gura need to confirm things for people to post about it? Just post.

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The main character of the game she’s playing is sexy.

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>>5642860
I drink hemp and oat milk because I don't like the taste of cow's milk. I'm not lactose intolerant and that's not enough to confirm she is either.

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>>5642800
She never said she is, she just doesn't like cheese much. From what she says I would assume she is mostly talking about 'raw' cheese as opposed to grilled or baked cheese

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>sponsored giggle

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>>5642907
Hemp milk sounds disgusting.

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>>5642800
She's never outright said it (and I think has even said she isn't) but she talks about getting stomach pains from dairy every once and a while, so it seems like a logical conclusion.

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Cute giggle!

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>>5642800
I only recall she saying avoiding dairy products because it was bad for her voice.

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>>5642941
I'd sooner assume the stomach aches are from anxiety

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>>5642939
It's not bad (especially with cereal) but it's incredibly healthy out of all the non-dairy options

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Gura loves Fubuki!

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Hugging Gura when she's anxious!
Rubbing Gura's belly when she has a tummy ache!
Gura Cute!

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>>5642891
gura is eight feet tall and has a motorcycle

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>>5642891
Gura has 36FFF breasts

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>>5643099
with ssize 7 shoes and a giant ass

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>>5642871
What kind of retard are you to think that every chatfags are the same?
Still she tries to pull the best of it usually but I guess >>5642765 is right. Even if I think that's a bad choice

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another cute giggle

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>>5643136
and an open carry license

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Ywn have sex with Gura’s roommate with all of the lights off while she talks and moans in Gura’s voice so you can pretend it’s actually her.

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>>5642636
Why wouldn't she want to shill? She can easily get 6 figures from this stream alone that YT won't take a penny of. (Though Cover still does get their cut.) Shill streams are where the big bucks of being a vtuber are, they pay way better than SC or whatever. Once she officially becomes the #1 subbed vtuber she'll probably be able to charge even more since companies love that kinda shit.

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>>5643263
gura has probably spent more on her family than she has ever spent on herself, she seriously doesn't care about money

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>>5643226
Obviously not someone on Gura's level but I fucked an indie vtuber before but honestly once you have the living person in front of you it's hard to consider them as their vtubing avatar, even if that's how you originally came to know the person.

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Is Gura a virgin?

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>>5641946
So this is why she's flat. No milk needed

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Bait

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>>5643338
chumbaby's first baitpost, cute

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>>5643338
My guess would be probably, though not gonna get into my reasoning since it involves mild doxxshit that's best not discussed. I'd give it 70:30 for virgin:nonvirgin though if I were a betting man.

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>>5642776
Bandai watching Gura get lost in their game.

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>>5643381
Please leave.

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Bamco you better give Taiko's permissions after this shilling

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>>5642508
i hope she charged them extra for that

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>is this garbage?
Gura please I did buy the game because I actually enjoy bamcos low effort shitpost games

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ARA ARA!!!

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ara ara ara ara

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>>5643467
Didn't Gura hate Taiko and mostly spent her time frustrated with the delay

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>>5643494
yeah dude she hates taiko so much she listed it as one of her favorite games in the debut stream you apparently didn't watch

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>>5643494
She just needs to get that audio extractor

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>Put it in your bra
>Not that I know what that's like

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so fucking long winded

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Kasane WTF

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>>5643559
Why doesn't she just play Muse Dash again?

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>>5643727
the chinese

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>>5643741
Is this why she won't collab with coco?

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>>5643780
Cover won't risk tainting their flagship holo with Coco's baggage

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>>5643780
>>5643819
Keep that rrat shit outta here.

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How likely is it that Gura decides to buy out the rights to her model and goes indie?

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Gura collab with Vshojo soon

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>>5643780
No, Gura and Coco probably talked about it and realized it would be better if they didn't do anything public.
According to both of them, they're still friends privately, however.

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>>5643909
Gura/Melody chaturbate collab fucking when?!

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>>5643960
We could finally hear what Gura sounds like when she cums.

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>>5643883
Anytime soon? 0% Eventually? Depends on if something happens that makes Hololive implode.

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>>5643883
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>>5643992
samefag

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>>5639511
100% agree I fucking hate this sponsor shit when they live off the good will of fan donations already....

Not to mention the streams are just not fun at all.

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>>5644031
Big swing and a miss

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>>5639511
i mean sponsored streams come with the territory as a game streamer

i don't mind them since i can just ignore it and listen to her voice

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>>5644106
Prove it. I believe him

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>>5644209
Look at the post times.

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>>5644129
crying 2views

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>>5644230
>What do

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>>5644209
enjoy

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Reminder that this is Gura's job and you should support her.

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>>5644230
>what is pass
>what is multiple devices

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>>5644331
thank you

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>>5644337
You think I put that much time and effort into my shit posts?

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>>5644331
I may not be paying 100% attention but I have it on and am listening to her cute voice

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>>5644331
Reminder that Gura is a product and you should voice your concerns as a customer about things you dont like such as shitty sponsors that are quickly becoming way to fucking frequent with the EN branch.

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>>5644331
Hopefully it’s not her job much longer and she can focus on music.

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>>5644327
The amount of effort you made proves how much that stream sucks

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>>5644466
And lewd roommate ASMR!

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>>5644466
anon, she loves playing video games, too.

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>>5644478
it's literally 10 seconds spent in the dom explorer

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>>5644433
Yeah sponsor streams suck especially if they aren't having fun..But I guess you can't blame sponsors since the EN audience is huge

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I'd like sponsored streams more if they gave Gura more lines to read and permission to read them in funny voices. She'd have fun with it.

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>>5644658
unironically a great idea

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>>5644466
Fuck off with this shit take. She loves her members and spending time with them, she's not going to stop streaming any time soon

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>>5644588
No but you can blame Cover for doing these shitty sponsors when nobody wants to watch them other than die hard fans that only care about their Oshi.

They make plenty enough off donations they dont need to shill shitty xbox products.

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>>5644488
>professional musicians can’t play video games

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>>5644658
More Konosuba Bookwalker sponsored streams onegai.

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>>5644658
Also allow superchats.

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>>5644701
She loves your money

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>>5644817
i love anons money too

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>>5644129
Yep, I'm laying in bed listening to Gura. I was really tired right before her stream so this actually works out for me.

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>>5644867
We know, Gura Alt

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Gura wants the goo. Will you give it to her anon?

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>>5644911
every night

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>>5644911
she has to earn it

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>>5641480
lol no it doesn't. She probably either forgot to re-enable it or felt bad about accepting them since there's 0% chance she'll read any of them from this stream.

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>>5644911
Of course.

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>>5644817
Don't you get bored baiting for yous which mean absolutely nothing

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>>5644911
Yes, but only if she leglocks me and bites my shoulder in the missionary position.

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all over her face

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>>5644911
Yes.

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>>5645015
Imagine Gura on Hell’s Kitchen

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>>5644911

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gura is cute

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the okra/peas/marigolds i planted a few days ago started sprouting today. i'll post an update picture soon, has gura posted her garden pictures yet? her plants must be sprouting soon if they haven't already

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>>5645165
No, she’s super cute.

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>>5645182
she said they sprouted but gura is gura so who knows if we will ever get pics

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>>5645182
She mentioned that almost everything had germinated except for Spinach and Bell Peppers.

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>>5645182
Congrats anon. She hasn't posted a pictured but she mentioned they've all grown big enough to transplant.

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Gura is going to be sliding into some dms

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wew this will be the worst VOD on guras channel

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I miss gura

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>>5645336
Did she even break 10k?

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>>5645336
girls gotta eat

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>>5645377
Too many people watching the rabbit girl.

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what did she say she was going to i dont speak moon

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>>5645439
she's going to swap some stuff around and go to usada kensetsu, which has something to do with pekora's faction in minecraft.

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>I like this game

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I don't know about all (you) anons but I miss Gura

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>>5645439
>>5645472
The rabbit and her party have been preparing a summer festival with stalls, minigames, prizes and a giant stage for something.

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>>5645474
She likes it so much that she will never play it again

hopefully at least

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>>5645547
fantastic, i won't miss that.

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>>5645477
Gura's always in my heart and on my mind.

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>>5645336
>>5645377

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>>5645477
same

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>>5645377
She did for a few seconds

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>>5645602
This wille be lower than the 3rd Super Metroid stream. Maybe even the first vod that will not even reach 200k

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad tomorrow will be better, this stream was only 1/8 Gura

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>>5645659
Oh no no no her popularity is starting to wain…she’ll never get to 3m now….

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>>5645602
>>5641642
This kind of proves that YT can't keep accurate track of viewers. Double check later and it might have less, they tend to double count or remove viewbot counts

[Anonymous No.]

Numberfags get the rope

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>>5645704
Any idea when the JP thing is? Do I need to go to bed early?

[Anonymous No.]

>another stream that was barely 2 hours long
man I miss 4-5 hour streams

[Anonymous No.]

Welp..... That was the most boring Gura stream to date.....

I wish I didnt have undying love for Gura sometimes because the only good thing about that was hearing Gura while I zoned out tying to pay attention.

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>>5645714
But I don’t need any rope

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>>5645602
I think it was stupid of Bamco to pay for 2 sponsored streams from the same streamers right next to each other. There's probably a heavy amount of viewer overlap between the two videos, and I kinda doubt one extra stream convinced many more to buy the game.
But good on Gura for getting paid for 4 hours of high dollar sponsor time.

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>>5645782
Sponsored by streams are always going to be short. Let her get through the schedule and I. Wouldn't be surprised to see a few long streams next week.

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>>5645659
Guras VOD views have not been that good in the past 3 weeks. Only 3 that passed 500k and many who did not reach 400k. Without Reflect boosting the views Guras average would be under 700k per VOD now. Numberfag out.

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>>5645850
The stream convinced me not to buy it honestly. Glad Gura showed me because if she cant keep my interest with a game than the game must really be shit.

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>>5645889
Good.

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>>5645889
*2 weeks

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>>5645850
While yes, I agree that it's silly for them to have it scheduled so close together. I think they were looking for opposites in hololive EN to broaden the audience as much as possible, I think the big dumb was making it specifically cater to minifirdge no one wants when the game is on PC where the streamer is streaming already. I'm curious if Gura had to buy an xbox for this stream or if she was provided with one, I think I recall her saying she doesn't have an xbox before. Anyways I just want them them give perms for all their other games too.

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>>5645889
They're actually perfectly fine views for short streams. Comparable to Pekora who numberfags like to tout as being above Gura. Pekora even has a shill stream with similarly low views.

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>>5645889
to calm chumbuds down
pekoras views have been shit as well for about the same period of time
maybe the bubble finally bursted

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>>5646112
Do short streams get fewer views?

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura use autotune?

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>>5646139
Longer streams means more people tuning in and out and more people coming back to catch up on the vod.

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>>5646032
Yeah I'd have actually tried the demo if it was available on PC. It's not and I'm not going to throw $60 at what may well be kusoge.

>>5646118
Those are numberfags, not chumbuds. Numberfags only oshi are digits.

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>>5641490
Where? Is it unofficial merch?

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>>5646032
Oh, I think it was smart of them to have both Mori and Gura stream it because of time slots if nothing else, I just think having both a demo and release day stream for both of them was a dumb idea.
She was provided the Xbox, which is also good for her. Also yes, hopefully this leads to more Bamcco perms.

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>>5646139
yes, because the longer a stream lasts the more people will come in and out

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>>5646150
No shit

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>>5646194
yes, it's a doujin cover by chintora. it's on cuddly octopus.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like Gura's shilling was still the best out of all the streamers though, so that's good.

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>>5646032
They gave her an xbox for the streams

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>>5646118
Could just be the ol' summer debuff.

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>>5646118
I do not care about Pekora tho. Get the fuck out of here you got a thread for numberfaggotry

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>>5646248
>>5646248
>>5646248
>>5646248
>>5646248

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>>5646244
How? Her numbers were pathetically low.

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>>5646261
What are you doing?

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>>5646201
>>5646251
Did she confirm that or are we assuming?

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>>5646277
Dansgaming or Cohhcarnage had more than 10k live viewers and over 100k views?

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>>5646261
Way too early buddy, we are only on page 6.

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>>5646277
No one wants to watch sponsored kusoge

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>>5645850
I think it was more dumb for them to focus on HoloEN with the sponsor, it's clear as shit that part of why Xbox and Bamco are pushing this game is because Xbox historically does poorly in Japan, and yet they decided to go with the english vtubers instead.

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>>5646261
I thought we were done with the early thread arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646320
I think she said it during the first shill stream, but I know that both Mori and Ame confirmed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646351

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646277
If you thought Gura's numbers were bad for a sponsored stream from a popular streamer (2nd one too) then you haven't seen shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646380
>round pupils
whoever made that edit needs to make them slits

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646410
Thanks, I'll go do my reps.

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>>5645850
At least she got an Xbox out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646528
She could most assuredly buy a fucking truckload of Xboxes for what popular streamers get paid for shill streams like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646528
But the Xbox has no games

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646320
>Did she confirm that or are we assuming?
The promotion was organized by both Bandai and Microsoft. The two companies sourced both the game and the console. That's why all the "play now on XBox" stuff is in her tweets and descriptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646676
But it has SCARLETT NEXUS© and the Xbox Game Pass©!

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>>5646277
Playboard indicates that calli received less than 5k live viewers and her VOD is at 78k views after 10 hours. Gura will probably have double the VOD views as Calli in about 10 hours.

Not that bad for a shill stream.

Don't know about the other streamers for the game

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>>5646676
Eh, there's plenty of stuff on gamepass. PS5 only has the Demon Souls remaster too. Between no games and silicon shortage, this console gen is pretty fucked. They launched way too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646801
So does PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646878
To be fair, that's almost every gen.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5646941
But it's best played on the Xbox Series X©!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5646996
But at least you can usually buy the fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647066
I mean by this point, yes, that is true. Usually the shortages are over after like 4 months (unless you were the Wii and everyone and their grandmother wanted Wii Sports).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
wonder if she was writing it back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>5644707
Those shill streams have preceded blanket permissions for 50% of the publishers they have permissions for, anon. Cover may be incompetent but you are much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5644486
Man what happened that week, Gura was so lewd and affectionate between that and the ASMR stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647046
Debatable.

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>>5647345
she was super excited to use her new mic. I wish she'd use it for stuff like gardening and cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>5640190
RDR2 was for technical problems and I guess she wasn't having enough fun to try and fix it, She said she is going to finish Metroid before playing the one that is coming soon.

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>>5644707
One or two days every once and a while dedicated to a shill stream isn't going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647530
Its not going to kill Cover not to have them either....

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>>5647656
yeah, but the benefits they have from doing it outweigh the negatives of skipping out on them.

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[Anonymous No.]

The shill streams feed her pizza fund and her music projects so it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys just quit bitching? Imagine spending almost 2 hours playing a game as an ad at your employer's request and then turning around to see your fanbase throwing a hissy fit over it. Consider her perspective for a minute. Bring back the comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
It'll die down by tomorrow. Best that we normal people can do it post Gura cute until it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647735
Debatable

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>>5648027
I need to see Gura's bottom-heavy character NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
i think we should seriously start talking about things regarding gawr gura's place in the cosmos

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
Gura hates sponsors just as much as her fans who bitch about them..... She would be proud we still love and support her even through all the bullshit Cover forces her to do after shes already done so much for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
This is some truly pathetic concernfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
I don't mind them evey once in a while. I've said before that I'll listen to her stream anything, and these streams are no exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648211
I agree. I listened to Gura, and I liked listening to Gura. It could have been a day with no Gura and that would have been much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648103
Not really

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>>5647345
No idea, but another affectionate ASMR would make me so happy. I felt nothing from ASMR that wasn't Gura. The alarm voice packs are pretty close, at least, especially #2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648115
Gura taunting JPs with her bottom-heavy minecraft character tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648443
https://files.catbox.moe/7xgnmh.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648027
Imagine exploiting your fanbase's goodwill to push a shit product on them and then expecting your fanbase to be happy about it. If that was how she truly felt I'd be disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

What if her next song is a love song for Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648490
I wouldn't care about that if the stream was good. It wasn't. She knows it wasn't too. Tomorrow will be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648088
>Best that we normal people can do it post Gura cute until it does.
You got it.

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>>5648490
Expecting your fanbase to be happy about something, and expecting them to not throw a tantrum are two very different things.

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>>5648490
There was a pretty big difference between this shill stream and the last one, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something out of her control like being asked to focus less on chat interaction and more on the game. I trust sharky, she tries her best for us.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute.

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>>5648589

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>>5648631
I mean, I don't know that 1-2 people counts as the whole fanbase. Most people here are pretty understanding of it.

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[Anonymous No.]

What are her best watchalongs? I've only watched Jaws and Sharknado so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648631
This is nothing. You need to toughen up if this level of salt bothers you, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648682
I know, but the level of shit fit those 1-2 people are having is stupid.

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>>5648724
All of them, but my personal favorites are The Thing, Tokyo Godfathers, and Emperor's New Groove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5647522
I hope her next outfit is idol-like.

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>>5648787
ty anon, I'll watch The Thing tomorrow if Tremors ends up being rescheduled.

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>>5648737
If you'd taken your own advice in the first place the argument wouldn't have started.

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>>5648724
Favorite was the watchalong of Halloween (1978)
Followed closely by The Princess Bride and Monty Python

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>>5648787
>Tokyo Godfathers
That reminds me to watch it with her now, I only watched her reaction to it before and it seemed pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648801
I'm sorry anon, I don't think you're gonna see that until they get a 3D model AND are participating in a concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648860
It's a legit good movie. Definitely worth a watch.

[Anonymous No.]

Always treasure the comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648860
It was a really fun movie, I'll watch it again with her commentary next Christmas.

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>>5648724
They're all good. I think Monty Python, Blue Ocean, The Thing, Ratatouille, The Princess Bride, and Elf are probably on the top half of the list. I would say leave Shaun of the Dead, Halloween, and Avatar on the bottom of your list, and for Avatar just listen to Gura and don't bother with the movie.
Also, members VoD playlist for EZ access https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

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>>5648908
>and for Avatar just listen to Gura and don't bother with the movie
No, you need to understand the suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648860
People shat on it during the watchalong, but I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648757
You're not wrong, but you're wasting your energy bothering to call them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648908
>and for Avatar just listen to Gura and don't bother with the movie
No way. Gura wanted to watch a bad movie and she got one, you gotta get the full experience.

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>>5648908
>and for Avatar just listen to Gura and don't bother with the movie.
Gura cringing at Avatar was amazing. But it doesn't have the same impact if you aren't cringing alongside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648956
Alright, meet in the middle, if you've ever seen the movie version of Avatar before then just listen to Gura and don't bother watching it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648908
>Avatar
The earth-bending scene with the rock was worth watching alongside with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648974
I know, but sometimes you have to be irrational to bring others out of their irrationality.

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>>5648787
There's like a blackhole in my memory as I didn't remember she watched The Thing, and when I went to go checked apparently I gave the video a like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648961
Did they? I remembered the reception being positive, except for maybe the first 10 minutes or so. I definitely enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649092
It was literally her first watchalong, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649123
G-ghostbusters...

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>>5649123
Ghostbusters was her first watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649123
Anon, did you memory hole Ghostbusters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649141
>>5649156
>>5649188
Whelp I guess I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649211
we all are anon, we all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649211
Is okay, I am too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649092
>>5649211
Now you can watch and enjoy them again though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649211
Well, the fanbase does mimic the streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649123
Well, The Thing is up there as one of my favorite movies. If I can't remember watching with her then I'll just do it again and maybe spot myself in chat.
An unexpected treat

[Anonymous No.]

So many good watchalongs... I feel bad I missed them when they happened but catching up should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the last couple of minutes of the street and haven't had a chance to go back and rewatch yet, are tomorrow's streams being reorganized for the festival?

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>>5649328
You watch streets?

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>>5649328
>street
I hate posting from my phone. Meant stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649328
That's what she said, but we don't know if she knows when the Usaken stream is happening yet.

[Anonymous No.]

rest in peace, shrimp
https://files.catbox.moe/o9lqy7.jpg

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>>5649501
wow, this really has it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649468
From the other thread
>>5649252
>>5649334
>>5649402
>>5649479
Basically like 8am EDT Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649536
>8am EDT Sunday.
here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
delicioso

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>>5649501
I'd lick her feet, but I appear to be dead.

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>>5649501

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>>5649501
I'm not sure if I like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
not the shrimp

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>>5649704
He's just sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649704
That blood? It's all me, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
Bathing with Gura, but at what cost..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
Could this be what Ollie meant by Red Alert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650042
Gawr's heavy flow, amazing

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>>5642511
It probably was forced anon, you expect Gura to act like this for a game she likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5649501
Source?

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>>5650302
https://twitter.com/Hana_keijou/status/1408611633618882566

And a non-bloody version
https://twitter.com/Hana_keijou/status/1408611156495831042

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>>5649501
>>5650353
This makes me a lot hornier than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650353
Why does it not show up when I check latest in gawrt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5645474
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650727
1. Thank you Bamco for giving me money
2. Please gib Taiko perms
3. At least this sponsored game doesn't make me want to end myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650727
She could play it well enough with getting stuck and there were cute anime girls with nice onee-san voices. I'm sure it's not a game she would ever choose to play on her own but she probably didn't hate it as much as you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650496
Embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5650727
The girls were cute so she liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651079
>Embrace it.
Opening Notepad++ to type a softcore bodice ripper as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5648152
you might be onto to something

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>>5648644
true but she still is forced to do sponsors anon, and the fact she didn;t seem into this game is probably an indicator she didn't really care about this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651461
No one is forced to do sponsored streams, stop with this lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651503
>Hey Gura do you want to be sponsored for this game?
>Naah
>You get a free xbox
>Today I will be streaming Scarlet Nexus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651503
She was heavily incentivized to do something against her will. That's not much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651711
based

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>>5651711
Learn what the word forced means. If they were forced to do sponsored streams, you'd see a lot more from Amelia when she hardly does any.

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>>5651461
She seemed pretty into it the first time she streamed it.

Anyway, I don't know why anyone minds her doing a shill stream every once in awhile. She does plenty of unmonetized streams like karaokes and RDR2.

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>>5651078
It didn't seem like a bad game, but man did the characters lack charisma. Just cute voices and a lot of empty lines. Also, the story focuses were finding a lost pen and talking miss stoic into wearing a paper charm, which was putting me to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651747
Now that you point it out, does ame get any sponsored streams? If she does, is it the least?

[Anonymous No.]

>randos sending friend requests to my nintendo account
mario kart with viewers was a mistake

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>>5651817
She's done 3 sponsored streams, according to playboard

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>>5651817
Not many and that's the point I'm trying to make. Sponsorships are optional for them and not forced. I think the only contractual obligations are that they stream at least 3 times a week for at least one hour each for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5651923
>contractual obligations are that they stream at least 3 times a week for at least one hour each for at least a year.
Any confirmation on this or are we just making observations?
Really curious about what they have to do.

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>>5651923
I mean, they're "forced" in that you'd have to be an idiot to turn them down for the money they probably offer Gura unless it's something you know you'd really hate like Shadowverse especially if they increase the chance for perms you want in the future.

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>>5652005
It's on the audition page, at lease those specific ones are.

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>>5652005
It's been on their audition page for at least a year