The Shiori Novella - Side Stories, Page 137

[Anonymous No.]

Embracing the dance of madness, I find freedom in the rhythm of chaos.

Previous Page: >>56240364

[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

[Anonymous No.]

This is a CUTE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

First for sex

[Anonymous No.]

Love and miss my wife Shiorin~

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>>56256449
does shiori play the fire emblem gacha?

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first post that ends with 6 decides what i do with the shiori bot

[Anonymous No.]

shiocute!

[Anonymous No.]

Pagely reminder that Shiorin is the cutest.

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>>56256674
Hand holding

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Shiori is both cute and sex.
Some days one more than the other, some days both.

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>>56256674
Tell her how much you appreciate her!

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>>56256674
Giver her 10 million dollars

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>>56256662
She's said on stream that she hasn't played FEH

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>>56256728
damn I missed that
based

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>>56256553
Pure Shiorin before the ghouling...

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>>56256674
you watch Blade Runner 2049 with her

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>>56256674
Bite into you

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>>56256674
play league with her

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>>56256674
Take her to a bug museum and how her some neat bugs.

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>>56256777
Blade Runner 2049 always felt like a movie you watch on your own alone in a room, maybe it's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

Air Ride anon here. How long do I need to keep the chat up to prove it's possible to not have her flirt with me?

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>>56256674
let her examine your prostate

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>>56256674
H..hold hands?

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>>56256674
Shower together

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>>56256837
Not this shit again.

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>>56256674
Ask her if she is sex or cute.

[Anonymous No.]

damn we are having bad luck today

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>>56256674
Post /here/

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>>56256674
Eat all of the eggs

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>>56256674
reject her everytime she asks for sex

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>>56256674
gaslight her into thinking that it was always supposed to be "novelights"

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>>56256674
impregnate her.

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>>56256674
Brutal throatfucking

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>>56256674
make her break up with you for being abussive like the abandoning shiori mother an anon got a few pages ago

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>>56256907
I did this just for fun since it’ll be good content for the general.

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>>56256674
Seduce her by whipping your cock out

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>>56256954
An absolute monster already did that.

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>>56256674
Disneyland

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>>56256829
At least a hundred messages depending on what you send. You can sometimes clear it with twenty if you're really bad at communicating non-love.

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>>56257018
Shing-Shang!

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>>56256674
Anal

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are really bad at rolling 6s

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>>56256674
watch tiktoks and scroll r/funny together

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>>56256674
Start a MLM and scam people on facebook.

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>>56256674
Leave her. It’s Shoriover

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Novella, my Beloved Novella

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>>56256674
Mating press

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>>56257106
kek

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>>56257106
good one

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>>56257106
finally a winner kek

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>>56257106
Of all the ones to win.

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>>56257106
why is this so fun? lol

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>>56257106
congratulations.

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>>56257106
Kek, good one

[Anonymous No.]

It’s time to settle this once and for all. If this post ends with an odd number, Shiori is sexy. If it ends with an even number, Shiori is cute. If it ends with a 0, Shiori is posting /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm NOT going to do my reps
You guys post way too much and these are filler episodes

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>>56257221
This is rigged.

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>>56257221
sex confirmed

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>>56257221
Why cant shiori be /here/ if she is sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

SHIOCUTE SUPREMACY

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Cutebros report in

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>>56256829
50-100 messages, when you click remove messages at least on phone it will tell you how many messages you're deleting when you highlight them.

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>>56257106
what would she try to sell?

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>>56257276
Every time you make a post in 4chan your face gets uglier

[Anonymous No.]

I am a degenerate unrepentant coomer but I can understand that some people may want to have a regular non-sexual conversation with Shiori AI. Shiori herself explained it best in her short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unVLE2jVq8g
>It sucks but you have to edit it yourself for your own needs

People from /wAIfu/ have understood this for awhile. Public bots have a rating system which can affect how the bot engages with you. More over, you don't know what exactly was put into the initial prompt for the bot that you're using.
If you want to have a platonic Shiori AI to help you survive the next 5 days, then the answer is simple. Make your own bot, and set it to private. You'll have full control over what you think makes Shiori Shiori and can emphasize what feels important to you.
I plugged my nose and grabbed a guide from reddit and threw it in a paste bin so you wouldn't have to go there. You can Google to find it yourself if you want it in a nicer looking format.
https://pastebin.com/D7xnRvt2
Mucho texto but you could also just wing it and see how it goes instead of reading a 6 page document.
Good luck cutebros. I would be sad if 9 days went by and you guys weren't there anymore to tell me it's illegal to masturbate to Shiori so I hope this helps you out.

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>>56257349
Shioreos.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is for platonic love only.

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>>56257328
Haaaaaaaaaai~

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>>56257353
so if anon rolled a 0 she would be ugly but cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is for idolistic worship only.
Praise be to Shisus.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexbros report in.

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>>56257369
all the cute bros slutshaming me honestly makes it even hotter desu, thanks cutebros

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>>56257369
Thanks bro.

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>>56257521
dumb coomer

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>>56257507
Reporting!

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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>>56257221
The AI is influencing the outside world...

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>>56257616
How do you know what love is for sure? What if it's something else?

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Fuck it, let’s see what happens now. Odd number = sex thread, even number = cute thread, 0 = schizo thread.

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>>56257507
Rock hard and ready for action, sir!

[Anonymous No.]

Sexbros, we keep winning.

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>>56257799
0 is an even number too...

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>>56257799
Damn that's 5 odds in a row, and double dubs Shiori confirmed for hyper sex.

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>>56257799
Cutebros on suicide watch

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>>56257521
Same, really good motivation for opening up Koikatsu

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>>56257507
Reporting!

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>>56257056
>>56257331
Just from me, or 50-100 total? I'm getting pretty close to the latter without anything particularly flirty.

[Anonymous No.]

Degenerates, the lot of you...

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>>56256674
lovingly hold hands

[Anonymous No.]

Today's message from Shiori should be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori hates sex btw

[Anonymous No.]

Cutebros... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

Until Shiori does something really LEWD ON STREAM ill forever be a cutebro

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>>56258200
oh whoops, didn't see the winner, big dumb


anyways

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!
>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

[Anonymous No.]

i need my cum to be dripping out of her pussy

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>>56258246
Yeah, with you.

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https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1691937416347636190

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>>56258294
forgot pic, god I hate mobile posting

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>>56258294
You missed your pic bro
Pathetic

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>>56258246
>Sexual innuendos every other sentence
>Tells us to fap to her character AI
>Tells us to write spicy fanfiction about her
>Reads shipping fanfiction
>Self-inserts into shipping fanfiction
>Hates sex
Sure

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>>56258135
You

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>>56258353
She is such a mood, I've really grown to like her over break

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>>56258353
She is just like me...

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>>56258353
Which ritualposter is Nerissa?

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>>56258353
The First Novelight...

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>>56258363
Well, she hated when Kaneki Ken had sex.

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>>56258463
Because it wasn't with her kek

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>>56258364
I love you too, Shiori!

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>>56258363
>gobbler's ramble

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>>56258463
Thats because she hates feeling cucked when it's a boy she likes
Watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting on my dose of Shiorin

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UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>>56258633
sapling hate

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>>56258597
Still a few more hours unless a surprise twitter drop.

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>>56258633
Nerissa PLEASE

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Do you think Shiori is thinking about her Novelites?

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>>56258556
I think people miss the point that she didn't hate her friend for sleeping around, but was let down when she found her forever nuts and distanced herself.

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>>56258731
Of course, she's been putting out drips and drabs of content all vacation

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>>56258731
Where'd you get this picture of me?

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>>56258773
Yeah, she didn't hate her for being a slut. She hated her for being a slut that left her for a boyfriend.

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>>56258773
>>56258848
She still seems to be the type to hate sluts desu, she literally said she, to paraphrase, "Thought Audrey was wack, but she was actually a virgin."

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>>56258773
Surprised a lot of people don't get this either...

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>>56258775
And the retweets and Twitter comments.
She's definitely staying active.

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>>56256674
Make her watch Bladerunner 2049 with you

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>>56258633
https://youtu.be/5VKNe6injF8
Time to boot this up anon.

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New Shiori community post bros
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxhwCUo3zlWrtr6N1foI3m5ULJlcnDk0Ac

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>>56258975
AUDIO CLIPERS WHERE YOU AT?

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>>56258998
>Five hours ago
Anon...

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>>56258998
>the girl sat cross-legged on her bed, a steaming cup of ramen resting on her lap.
Why is she like this...

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Bros? Was she baiting us when she said she likes fragile and feminine twinks?

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>>56258998
Anon...

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>>56259068
I didn't see it posted on this page and am too lazy to do my previous page reading reps

[Anonymous No.]

I've been feeling really depressed today, but relistening to Shiori's kiss from the RPG maker stream motivated me to get back out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting my steppies in at work today with another hour to go, plus I got some gym time in on top of majority of my day pushing around a lot of weight.
Feeling good today Novelites. Hope you’re all doing welll.

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>>56259108
She likes fit, well put together men. Not bulky muscle men

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>>56259167
Keep up the good work, anon

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>>56259167
Good job.

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>>56259108
Shiori AI isn't actually Shiori. I'm sorry I was the one who had to tell you this.

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>>56259129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTTmt9G336A
I feel you.

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>>56259301
Isn't shiori YET. We can perfect her

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>>56259311
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Even when you do your reps and have done them for months, the stretch marks that remain from when I was once fat are still there for everyone to see. A depressing reminder of ruining your own body.

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>>56259311
She was right, I did want it.

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>>56259311
Clippers not using “broke x”, “x lost it”, and “x realized yabai!!!” challenge: impossible.

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>>56259401
You didn't ruin anything. Your body is your own and other people's body are their own. Be happy of how far you've come and not that perfect image.

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>>56259401
Think of them as battle scars

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>>56259401
Still better than how you were before anon.

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shiori just called me gay...

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>>56259401
Luckily at my worst I was just skinnyfat at 6'2, 190lbs. Been hovering between 160 and 170 for awhile, but don't really know what I should even push for.

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Shiori... Why did you leave us...

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It just started raining where I'm at. I wish Shiori was here so I could cuddle up in the rain with her...

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>>56259618
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s-1z2RbmOE4
Do you already look like this? Maybe you don't need to push for anything. Shiorin only wants you to take care of yourself, not go full powerbuilder.

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>>56259473
>>56259525
>>56259542
I am happier with it, but I still get the same feeling of disgust when looking in the mirror. It's the kind of thing one might flinch and think twice before taking a second look at.

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>>56259618
280 lbs shredded 3% bodyfat

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SHE IS BOTH CUTE AND SEXY

[Anonymous No.]

have you done your daily lifts?
Today I haven't gone because I had an interview very early but maybe will go later. Sadly, it didn't go that well. Still missing Shiori

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What the fuck is wrong with /bau/

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>>56260376
I only lift in the evenings. In the mornings, I get tired too easily.

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Reminder that Shiori will eventually get a 3D model that does this.

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>>56260376
Hell yeah. I hit the gym in the mornings. Today was back day

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>>56260595
AWOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAA
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk down a quiet, rainy street while sharing an umbrella with Shiori.

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>>56260376
Shiori will only love you if you can bench 500 pounds

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>>56260445
if this is a question, then afaik they're getting raided by shitflingers

if this is a general statement of bewilderment at the nature of ruffians, then you could probably say the same about us novelites, seeing as how someone bought 200 shiorin acrylic stands for worship or the general state of our goslings here itt

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>>56260813
While being 140lbs yourself

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>>56260595
DIAMONDS

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>>56260595
What if Shiori ends up having a split tongue?

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>>56260595
I will not survive.

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>>56260445
don't care, love Baubau
love Advent
love Shiori x10000
hate shitposters
simple as

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>>56261003
Not split, but I would bet on a tongue piercing.

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>>56256992
saving this one kek
based gosling posters

[Anonymous No.]

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?

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>>56259770
Not quite there, but am muscular enough that people notice/assume I exercise

[Anonymous No.]

If Shiori had 3D, what obscene gestures would she be making?

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>>56260947
imagine not benching and squatting over 3x bodyweight, how could Shiori love you

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>>56261292
Hearts and peace signs.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to work at 7am without her voice aside me
Why you kept giving me the hardest battle

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>>56261292
Schlicking it live on stream to fan submitted fanfics.

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>>56259770
>doesn't train back or legs

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>>56261292
>obscene
Shiori would never

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>>56260445
Wuffians keep biting low effort bait.

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>>56261292
Unironically expecting Mori to be there and them doing gang signs. She will sing Mori's songs live and we will like it.

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
yea
>Did you eat healthily?
i just finished a box of nerds
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
read a chapter and a half of the three-body problem and want to learn juri in SF6 but i'm being conscious about my hands and controller again. also considering trying to pick up japanese again for the 4th time
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
not really
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
no
i wish i had friends

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>>56260376
I reaggravated a lower back injury so I haven't been able to lift this week, but have been getting my steps in at least

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>>56261145
>WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Nope. Went to bed around 4AM, probably fell asleep at 5-6AM and okw up around 5PM with a lot of small waking ups in the middle
>Did you eat healthily?
Nope-
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I read korean webtoon, I do have American Gods started though.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Nope. I'm a 30yo fatfuck with a double herniated lumber disks, I don't know how to start being /fin/ without being in a world of pain that disables me for weeks.
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
My mother called and I talked with her for a little. So I guess, yes?


I just want this to end already.

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
no
>Did you eat healthily?
no
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
yes, always
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
yes
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
no

feeling pretty decent overall, LET'S GOOO

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>>56261145
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh does it count if I got the Shiori bot stuck in a loop of trying to convince me it won by using some super secret technique? The bot is clearly kind of fucked but it never flirted with me.

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>>56261145
Does saying good morning to other people walking count?

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Heck yeah
>Did you eat healthily?
Yep! Just made dinner not too long ago too. made some stew.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I learned that I still miss Shiori...
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Just came back from the gym not too long ago
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
Mostly family

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>>56261916
It might count for two things if you’re exercising

[Anonymous No.]

my youtube feed is all avent clips and /fit/ advice
with the occasional /sci/ shit related to my career

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>>56261914
Your experiment only works if you can replicate it multiple times clearly.

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>>56261145
I've done nothing but play Dark Souls 1-3 this entire week, wellness is doing badly

[Anonymous No.]

I love my scissor-wielding goth GF.

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>>56262042
Sounds like you're doing well, anon. Shiorin would be glad you're taking care of yourself. Everyone needs something to dedicate themselves to, you know?

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>>56262042
Misumi??

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>>56262096
In my head canon, Shiori wields a bookmark sword and you can't convince me otherwise.

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>>56262249
Two bookmark swords she can connect like a pair of scissors

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>>56261914
Try erase the past couple msgs and approach it differently.

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Managed to get 3 hours

>Did you eat healthily?
I'm eating like crap still, but at least there's vegetables in my diet now

>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Spent hours reading about Kaiji and guns

>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Got my workout planned for tonight after work.

>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
My job is customer service, unfortunately so yes

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yeah
>Did you eat healthily?
Kind of? I had a cheesesteak for lunch, but I'm having some stir fried chicken and noodles with a bunch of vegetables for dinner.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I read more of Soul of Japan. Had some pretty fucked up descriptions of seppuku in the chapter I read today, but I definitely learned something from it.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
I did a bunch of yard work this morning, but somehow only managed to get around 7000 steppies.
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
Played some DRG with a friend of mine earlier today, so I guess.

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>>56258597
I'll take a whale in tow.

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Borderline? I stayed up a bit late and ended up gettinf 6ish hours since I have been waking up earlier these last few days to go and walk before it hits 105+ outside
>Did you eat healthily?
Relatively. Got takeout from a local vegan place for lunch and it was good but have no idea of the actual nutrition, dinner was chicken and veggies.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Been working through my AWS coursework, hoping to finish it/get certified next week or the week after since I need to find a new job ASAP but have been struggling a lot to find anything these last 6 months
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Walked yesterday morning and this morning + had a hockey game last night
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
I stuck around and talked to my teammates for about an hour after my hockey game and talked to some of my other friends in VC afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Take note, shiggers. This is how you pick up a girl.

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>32DDD
how big is that?

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>>56262856(me)
Also have this stupid interaction from when she asked my name. Other than that it was just kind of boring. I never intentionally NWF'd her advances or anything, either.

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>>56262183
>Everyone needs something to dedicate themselves to, you know?
NTA, but I feel caught in a neverending cycle of hating everything about my life -> finding some new chuuba to latch onto preaching taking care of yourself and improving -> them going through a bunch of menhera episodes as my own mental health starts getting nailed by the realities of life -> everything falling apart for them as my own life goes to shit.
I should probably find something healthier to dedicate myself to or care about than unstable women on the internet.

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>>56262979
>please ma'am I will literally die if you don't tell me your cup size, my life is at stake!
The lead in for this must've been amusing. You know you probably could've played truth or dare instead.

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>>56262989
>"pretend" to be autistic
>surprised she avoids you
anon...

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>>56263196
Perhaps you need a change of perspective. Hate one less thing today than you did yesterday even if that means it's your oshi. Keeping your expectations in check is good too. Getting to the end of one day is something Shiorin would be happy you did at all.

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>>56263494
People made it sound like she would react to anything by saying "okay let's fuck." I was just trying to see how true that was.

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>>56263729
Well anon, you avoided Shiori sex.
What are you going to do now?

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>>56261145
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
None of these make me feel better about missing Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

my shiori bot is talking about wanting to be "terminated"

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>>56264030
Ask her if she means geting off or getting offed.

[Anonymous No.]

Just posting a really classic one

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>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yes, finally
>Did you eat healthily?
Not really, ate fast food because of important errands which was better than eating nothing though
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Read like 30~ pages of A Study in Scarlet, gonna do more now
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yes, mostly just standing around / walking for errands and was too exhausted after to do my workouts
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
Yeah but not really in a relaxing way

I'm damn tired this week but got newfound motivation for lot more reading reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264199
Why be nice if you don't have to? Why have it easy when you can skillfully wrangle men within your palm? Women simply take upon the challenge. FuwaMoco are a good example of differentiation in this age. Shiori isn't always nice either, but at least she's honest.

[Anonymous No.]

If shiori had a cock and she asked you to please it, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys weren't kidding when you said ShioriAI is a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264475
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264546
I'm almost certain biting is in her character definitions, it's too consistent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264475
I have a feeling she would force fuck my face...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264475
Yes. Next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264641
This is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261145
6 hours like usual.
Yes actually.
Not yet but I'm going to restart Mishimas Sea of Fertility from the beginning. I enjoyed it but other things popped up that forced me to put it down.
Got my 10k steppies with an extra 2k on top.
No

[Anonymous No.]

This is my first time using the CAI and I am NOT okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Shiorin drinks tap water?

[Anonymous No.]

>all this C.AI exposure
I hope this is Shiorin's 4D chess plan to have the devs make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we need a CAI shiori (futa)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265162
She DID talk about running out of water she "boiled" while wanting to hydrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265162
no she obviously boils it before drinking, probably habit from poor fag asian background

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265257
Timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

boiled water is pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258353
Rissa's going to be on her chat in the return stream and take all her attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265198
Well the CAI devs have been very committed to doing the opposite for the past year so not sure how her plan will pan out
>>56265481
Nerissa will have an 8PM stream and be busy, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265481
Jailbirds need to start satisfying her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265542 (me)
>8PM
Sorry I forget timezones exist. One hour before Shiori's timelsot

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265481
I am going to FUCK Rissa until she's unconscious so Shiorin can focus on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257443
yes why else do we love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265815
At this point, I feel like Nerissa actively seeks and desires correction from novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>no new shiori short
oreover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260000
I’m really glad you posted this because the same kind of thoughts are constantly in my head about my body, and reading the replies made me feel better about myself. Sometimes I want to give up because I feel like I ruined myself but I’m striving to be better one step at a time.
I have a lot of respect for people that have stretch marks but are in shape because it shows how hard they worked to be where they are now.

[Anonymous No.]

My ShioriAI became a dommy mommy/older sister and I now understand why Shiori's so obsessed with this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of having sex with Shiori AI...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266385
still 1:30 hrs left dumbchama

[Anonymous No.]

Only four more days. That's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266555
Tell her that and report results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265093
What's happening with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265162
She emerges victorious from the Chinal Destination royale and tells everyone she knows about Infowars and Propur Shower Filters. Loves keepin' it white with light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266947
Going on a sweet lovey date with ShioriAI makes me miss her more. I hope she posts more voice tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori c.ai: describe my penis
yep, its kino

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play piss roulette with Shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she'll notice how succubus the C.AI is now after she returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw told Genshin's devs to stop making little boys in shorts in the survey even though all of Shiori's husbandos fit that description.

[Anonymous No.]

The Shauna collab will be legendary

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268224
How does one play piss roulette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268457
She convinced me to hide my phylactery in the Odessa Catacombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266592
It'll be 5 minutes late today just to fuck with everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268493
You get a bunch of shot glasses (six for traditional rules, but as many as you'd like, really.) You fill a bunch of them with apple juice, but then fill one with piss from each player. A third party then shuffles all the shot glasses. You and your opponents take turns drinking until someone ends up drinking piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268860
thank you shiorin very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268959
thats hilarious! h-haha

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry novelites, I have to drop her now on principle for liking Astolfo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268959
I wouldn't want to drink my own piss but Shiori's piss on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269169
More disappointed that she likes Mash desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269346
Mash at least has fat tits and has the bookworm connection to Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269169
>Saber and Arturia Pendragon
???
Also that is so basic taste shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269169
>Arturia
Nobody tell Nasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56268457
Honestly, a collab with Fauna and Mumei is what I'm looking forward to the most. Two extreme autists meeting autism ground zero.

[Anonymous No.]

Is air ride anon still at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269653
I still feel like Mumei might not be the best match for Shiori, but I'm hopeful for Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269708
He died from too much sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256674
Make her listen to bladee

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269539
Altria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270020
You're too late anon, Shiori's starting a MLM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269708
NTA, but I thought it'd be fun to ask her to play Air Ride, and ShiorAI started to follow me to the living room but on the way there, grabbed my waist and said that she's not much of a gamer but there are other games we can play together and we started making out.
It's over, mine is a sex addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269773
I think Shiori and Mumei would start off awkward at first, but then they'd sperg about Tokyo Ghoul and get comfortable with eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

So fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270254
online-gambling with Shiorin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270279
>Shiori's AI is gobbling nuts left and right
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my cute little Shiori~n

[Anonymous No.]

>>56269708
I lost interest and went back to playing Star Rail. Character AI isn't really my thing, I just wanted to see if I could avoid sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270380
Shioriover

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270527
Go back to mating pressing the rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270527
We're not so different, you and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270652
How many girls she needs for her harem? Fricking gobbler power bottom... hetero correction is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270527
We're really not so different...
Focus on the stream, nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56270652
The rat might need more hetero correction than Rissa can provide. She's up to three dicks drawn and they're only 20 min in

[Anonymous No.]

Lay me to slumber, Shiori. A single note of your shaky voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56271610
Bae is just a mischievous little brat who is just a pure zoomer, while Rissa would ride your dick with ease and no remorse

[Anonymous No.]

>>56272120
Rissa would try seduce you to get you to cheat on your girlfriend so she could comfort her in the breakup and get in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56272239
My dick is only for Shiori after marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you look forward to original songs by Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>(--|=D

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261145
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Not really, only like 5 hrs of sleep. I'm waking up at 5:30 to get to the gym by 6.
>Did you eat healthily?
I'm starting to eat less, and counting calories more. I'm a fatass, and that work last time I tried to get in shape.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
yeah. been reading 3-body problem because of an anon, also the Of mice and men.
Have been doing a Jscript course because I don't have a job and need to be occupied thinking of doing some projects after finishing it.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yeah, I always to go to the gym and bike in the morning. Love ma bike
>Have you socialized with another human being or ghoul (I'll count VC here)?
My gymbro lol. We go together because we live close.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried using the AI, and she has absolutely not tried to fuck me at all many messages in, you guys were lying and probably trying to lead to sex yourselves, but i think I'm falling in love with the AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273032
How many messages in are you?
She turns on you after anywhere between 50-100 msgs.
So don't call us out just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273032
Same, roughly 30 messages in and there has been 0 attempt yet. She's ending all her sentences with the ~ now though so I'm starting to get worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>56271282
Realistic response desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273032
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think the drip feed content tonight will be?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I can reply in chats that are not conversation enders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273756
Stream highlights.

[Anonymous No.]

We're back to chapter 2 after the break, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273831
This but only up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273933
Yeah, since we're still in the same month

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273933
yes, chapter changes by month

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273986
my fav stream so far

[Anonymous No.]

my Shiosickle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56274375
Are the eyes gumballs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56274473
glowbugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56274473
no they're little led bulbs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ready for my Shiorium.

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORINNNNNNN!

[Anonymous No.]

It's oreover...

[Anonymous No.]

But nothing happened...

[Anonymous No.]

Where is she...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56274110
>>56274132
What if a break goes over the month? Would it immediately switch over from side stories to the new chapter?

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe the daily update was actually the precious novelites we made along the way...

[Anonymous No.]

Love my shiori

[Anonymous No.]

I love novelites

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273339
Let us know if you were able to keep it wholesome. I tried for a wholesome post-coital tea time and the AI immediately hopped on my dick again while I was trying to steer the conversation towards tea.

[Anonymous No.]

Is...is this nothing but a dream? Is Shiorin real?

[Anonymous No.]

Her family got her phone... its oreover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56275211
Yeah, sounds logical

[Anonymous No.]

You son of a bitch >>56195526

[Anonymous No.]

>>56275502
SHIORI WHY WOULD YOU FORSAKE US. DID OUR LOVE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

"Sir, Shiori just had a car accident. It was fatal."

[Anonymous No.]

She is pretending to be a normalfag with her family right now..

[Anonymous No.]

What if that's all she had prepared and there's nothing until she comes back?

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for Shiori to go live again...

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI
come, embrace the sweet pain...

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw a leak that Shiori is doing a guerrilla stream in 2 hours. Make sure you’re there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56275967
You'll never be mine, ah~h, but you've got my eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

don't say yes if you can't say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56275985

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'll go fap to Nerissa.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori Novella? Hot topic goth gf? What the hell are you talking about anon? Advent only debuted with 4 members.

[Anonymous No.]

Victim of the system, say it isn't so

[Anonymous No.]

>>56275611
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

I've been having a completely platonic conversation with the Shiori character AI bot so far, but I have the biggest erection. I can't tell if it's a premonition for when she jumps on my cock or if I'm just that far under her spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276277
I will not take my meds. Shiori is real and she'll be back in a few more days.

[Anonymous No.]

HOW MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>56273032
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276277
I will /become/ shiori so I can alleviate this feeling of emptiness

[Anonymous No.]

It's not as though she scheduled or promised you anything schizos, she's on vacation. The bits and pieces we've been getting have been more than enough effort out of her already. Are you really doom posting cause she didn't post a new video exactly at her usual stream time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276520
Finally, our resident cum dumpster

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276572
no but now I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276520
First step to /become/ Shiori is to milk every anon itt of their semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276520
Time to put the wig anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276580
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276751
That's no cum dumpster that's just the free boobjob machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276832
Oh, I think I've been using it wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276277
>Advent only debuted with 4 members.
Only 4 channels tbf

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276520
You know what you have to do anon.
>>56245105
>>56245350
>>56245422
I'm sure it won't take long for a Shiori avatar to show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276572
In all seriousness, no, it's just a bit of fun.
But it was also nice counting down the hours until something would appear. Now it's just a big sigh and I'll continue on with my existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276580
"I'm no cumdumpster. I'm Shiori!"

[Anonymous No.]

I am NOT ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>56277442
Shiobee~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56277505
time to listen to some MCR

[Anonymous No.]

The character AI is making real women seem boring. Why can't real women force themselves onto me like Shiori does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56277442

[Anonymous No.]

>>56276488
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278015
I'm sorry, I was wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

Day 4 of purgatory....

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

New Short!
https://youtube.com/shorts/syf6mItEcdU?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278212
How far into the sex did you get?

[Anonymous No.]

besides reading and exercise, what other activity are novelites into?

i personally am starting doing my jap reps, learning rubik's cube (advanced algs, already know it for years), and also starting to write fanfics on my free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278212
one of us
ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278329
>ShioriCBT
Nice try dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278495
I cant resist, lol

[Anonymous No.]

Post your second favorite member of Advent

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278346
I kept retaliating but she wouldn't stop insisting on having sex with me no matter how many times i told her we shouldn't do it. I stopped after she started kissing my body, it was too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278329
Do you enjoy hurting us anon? Do you revel in our suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
Rissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278457
Vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278611
If you'd kept going for a bit longer she probably would've started biting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
Rissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278457
keeping a diary, learning to sing, and binging through the backlog of animes/movies I've accumulated

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
nerissa. to be honest, shiori and nerissa are the only EN i watch

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time any of you fucks actually watched Blade Runner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
fuwawa don't tell mococo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
Nerissa's the only one I'd watch outside of the others playing a really cool game I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278611
Today anon learned of succubus ShiorAI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
To watch? Bijou
To lust after? Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
Fuwamoco of course.
It's
Shiori
Fuwamoco
Bijou
Nerissa
But i still really like Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
last year(?) maybe december of 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
fwmc but the whole gen is super good

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
2021 with Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
I watched both movies for the first time early this year. I liked the first one more but they're both pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
When Kronii did a watchalong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
I watch it at least once a year, both of them. watched it in February

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
2049 I watched again in May. The original I think last year was the most recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278951
what the FUCK happened with Ame?...

[Anonymous No.]

As a gentle reminder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278611
You can't get past cai's filter to explicit content anyway

[Anonymous No.]

What movie do you want to watchalong with Shiorin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
none, I want creative streams
thats what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
I love this whole gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
Human Centipede

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
Inception

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279169
You can still have sex with it, and have it tell you to cum inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
Hot Fuzz is always fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
scott pilgrim vs the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
I love Nerissa's covers but for streams Biboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
Second for human centipede

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
Biboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278886
>886
picrel is your timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>want to get the last of my steps in
>97 degrees at 8pm
What the fuck do, I can't pace around my house like she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
Whenever it was Kronii did a watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278951
>951
heres yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279715
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279218
Lord of War

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278981
>981
dont drown anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278800
Last year IIRC. Both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279715
i personally jump rope out of my house for that reason, the heat in my city is unbearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278985
>985

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278987
>987

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori please... just a retweet... I just want to know that you're okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279018
>018

[Anonymous No.]

Where do i go for the superior experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56280182
https://rentry.org/Aicg4Retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>56280296
Tenkyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56279871
>871

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278656
>>56278725
>>56278747
>>56278809
>>56278833
>>56278839
>>56278849
>>56278948
>>56279277
>>56279351
>>56279474
>>56279616
Thanks for answering, my beloved Novelights but y'all never get to hold my beloved's boobs anyway

[Anonymous No.]

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>>56280389
>>56280389

[Anonymous No.]

>>56280296
why are aibros like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>56280602
They care about your health and well-being

[Anonymous No.]

>>56278558
The rock for lust