/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Been watching vtubers on and off for years now
>Never donated
>Never membered
>Never will
Why do you people flash your membership like it's some bad to be proud of? All that shit shows is your subservience to a woman you'll never meet. You're just a number.
And why the fuck would you give money to them? So they'll read out your shitty little message? So your name becomes green? Who the fuck even cares lmao

You're all mindbreaking yourself. You invest in these parasitic succubi and trap yourselves. Your investment leaves you open to sunk cost fallacy, so you'll never want to leave them regardless of how they treat you or when their true colors show because nobody likes to admit they've been played for a fool.

You do know you can still watch them without paying them anything, right? You are aware of that? Just take your free entertainment, don't pay em shit, let other retards do that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
based
my oshi doesn't even enable membership

[Anonymous No.]

Explaining basic economy to a libtard is like trying to explain the concept of honor to a woman, a complete waste of time, they are mentally incapable of understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
become less poor, nigger

[sage No.]

>>56255475
>Never donated
Stopped reading right here. No one cares about your poorfag cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255723
>Braindead paypig
>Can't even sage properly
Roru
Romao

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
We get it you are poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Everyone already knows that Gura's "fans" don't even watch her, that's why she has so many dead subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255542
2view

[Anonymous No.]

The exact same argument goes for music, software, entertainment etc. Why pay for anything when bittorrent is free. Some people have money and use it to support things they like.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a membership on my indie oshi because she dedicates hours on streaming, singing lessons, making art etc. while also having a fulltime job.
She is consistently entertaining to me, if it weren't for her streams I'd probably be spending more time in bars which is way more costly. Figured I might as well get a membership since it's dirt cheap anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255625
>libtard
/pol/ >>>

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255672
>become less poor
>by giving your money away

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
If you spend money on women that isn't family or your S/O then you went down the wrong path in life. I can't imagine simping for a woman who will never acknowledge you and is probably in a relationship already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Interesting argument, I'll be sure to ask your mom next time I see her working the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256331
The whole 'poor' thing is cope anyway. I have more than enough of a disposable income where I could theoretically member to many vtubers and it wouldn't put a dent in my expenses, but literally why the fuck would I? I can and do spend that money on plenty of things that I can't just get for free like I do with vtubers.
It is a pointless endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

I pay for Netflix and I watch more hours of my oshi than I do that.

[Anonymous No.]

i only give through channels that send the highest percentage directly to Cover, and none to the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256574
holy based...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256466
There's no such thing as disposable income.

[Anonymous No.]

>free thing, donations optional
>joke's on you nerds, I'm not paying
woah bad boy

[Anonymous No.]

i can smell the poorfag cope from here
if you can't afford, hell if you even NOTICE 5 bucks a month leaving your account, you're poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Based and redpilled. Free content only.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never donated to a single vtuber in my life but you guys are retarded if you think sending a $50 superchat every now and again is going to leave you broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256898
nobody who buys memberships buys only a single membership to a single vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257042
>he isn't loyal to his oshi
Sasuga anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256898
>>56257010
Donate me $50 then.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never donated or subbed to any vtuber and never will. I simply turn on a stream and type some memes into the chat. It never has to be anything more than that.

Like why are you taking your 2nd monitor background noise seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257067
sell me a service and i will, pag pag kid

[Anonymous No.]

Having a few waifus is much much cheaper than it was for me having a real wife and I get just as much sex from them none

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257126
>Most people on /vt/ just put a stream on a 2nd monitor instead of actively enjoying it
I know this is so common in general but it's insane to me. I literally drop everything I'm doing and focus on FWMCMorning when it comes on. Nothing matters but my oshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257183
Nice cope poorfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257067
Will that buy a whole hut in your country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257230
Another coping poorfag. Keep larping that you have so much money that you can give $50 away and not even notice. I almost smell the brown in your hands from your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257197
>deliberately difficult to understand voices so you're forced to pay attention
sasuga doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
>buy Cover Corp stock
>pay Fauna $5 so she tries extra hard
>Cover Corp stock rises because my money made Fauna try extra hard
>I make a net gain
>Fauna sucks me off at the shareholder meeting to celebrate, I SC (sperm cover) her face
It's simple economics, I suggest you start with Markowitz's 1952 paper 'Portfolio Selection' and then continue with Fama & French if you want to educate yourself on the art of investing

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256466
Hey man! how else will these millionaires live. Stop being dumb and start spending so these bitches can live luxurious lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Learn to live your life while letting others live theirs.
I don't like standing out so I'll never send superchats, but I enjoy the idea of buying memberships for girls I like, especially when they have fun member streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257187
>and I get just as much sex from them none
I kekked heartily

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Vtubers give me entertainment so I give them money so they have the ability to continue to entertain me.

[Anonymous No.]

>open 2view stream
>enable gifted subs
>post one message in chat to get into the lottery
>dislike the stream
>close the tab
>wait a day
>check my membership status
>got access to the paywalled lewd content
>jerk off
>never open her streams again
it's so fucking easy it works every time

[Anonymous No.]

>vtuber responds to me because I'm a grey in a sea of greennames
don't think getting gifted is worth desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258145

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258238
This what I find hilarious, I actually had Vtubers read my comments on a regular basis because I am the only one not paying lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56257322
I'm not being reverse psychology'd into sending 50 bucks to some ugandan or whatever, but for context 50 bucks is the cost of like one doordash where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258366
Poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
>always superchat
>always member
>spend thousands on merch
u jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258771
ARS don't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Based. Only way I could see myself donating is if my oshi was a 2view and if it could make the difference between her quitting streaming or continuing to make content. Otherwise the paypigs can foot the bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
holy shit i was just thinking about this.
i dont donate
i dont member
i dont buy merch
and i have adblock on
but then if every fan was like you or me then this hobby would be long dead
so we need cuckolds
without them this hobby of ours wouldnt exist
or maybe it would? and the girls would have to go to a normal job and then they would appreciate the time they spend with us after a long stressfull day at work more? they would be daydreaming at their job about comming back home and playing vidya on stream and talking with chat, having a laugh and a chill time. think how much more they would love it, love us. maybe cuckolds are afterall retarded for ruining that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258839
I'm American. These are Gura's, Mumei's and Kiara's limited sets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258145
>not downloading all her membership content and reuploading it to another site so everyone can watch it for free
Step up your game anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56259105
Also I spent $1000 going to connect the world
It feels good spending money on a hobby you care about
You guys will regret not doing anything if you actually care about this hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>56259105
I hope you find fulfillment soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56259325
>It feels good spending money on a hobby you care about
It does. I bought some inexpensive knock-off merch on Amazon just last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258771
>u jelly?
No not really, I prefer to spend money on shiny cardboard instead of another girls condom money :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255625
KYS you're a libtard too I bet you never did any other classes besides econ 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
You are also just a number on 4chan, please stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>56259325
>spent $1000 going to connect the world
Based, you went to once in a lifetime opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

haven't spent a cent before or since - i have the only merch that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
Imagine bragging about being poor.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the ones crying about others being poorfags can’t even afford to give their oshis daily akasupas. Can’t even support your oshi by yourself, how will you ever get to talk to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56258771
I actually feel a little bit better about myself. Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
I buy merch. It supports my oshi better than any SC or membership and I get something cool out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260131
I'm bragging about not being a braindead NPC who pays for women to live lavish lifestyles away from their retarded paypig fans.
I spend plenty of money on hobbies with much more tangible benefits.
Yugioh as seen here >>56259610, camping and outdoor gear in general, new camera lenses, fishing equipment, you name it.
You're paying some parasite to play games badly and to read out a comment you spent $20 for.
What you've invested money into has no benefit for you, only her. It's peak cuckoldry. What I've invested money into solely has benefits for me. My card collection is worth literal thousands more than what I bought everything for over the years, not that I'd ever sell it, but the option is there.

You've been willingly scammed by someone preying on your need for affection, which she can't/won't give you anyway, you've only deluded yourself into thinking that's what you're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260628
that's a long wall of cope. who says you can't do both? too poor to afford two hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260732
I listed multiple hobbies in that one post.
I get everything you get from vtubers for free, except I'm not paying some whore to do so.
She'll do it for free for me while you (the cuck) pays for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260628
but I don't want to play yugioh
I want to watch my oshi's membership streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260628
Holy based. You've reached enlightenment anon. I wish we could back to when getting anime merch was considered being based instead. At least back then you'd support people doing their job well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260628
brutal mogging like this shouldn't be allowed, based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260885
i understand you having a grudge against SCs, they're literal 0 benefit donations, but why memberships too? they provide extra content and everyone likes seeing extra cool content from the people they like, and for $5 a month it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
I've membered at the lowest tier but I've never donated or gifted anything. I just want to use the funny emotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255542
Holy based. Women only deserve money if they let me fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261193
Eh, membership is the lesser of the evils for sure but I still don't want to fund people who I know more than likely hates the type of people their fans are behind closed doors.
I've seen so many 2view streamers who go from being poor and grateful for any scraps they get thrown to becoming egotistical cunts who cannot stand their fans when they grow too big to fail.
The ones who remain tethered to their fans and dependent on them are much more palatable than the pieces of shit who can do w/e the fuck they want knowing they have an army of simp yes men who will defend them no matter what shit they pull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261748
I once was a mod for a 2 view who despite reclining numbers, still became a massive cunt and had a mental breakdown when I told them off. Long since left and they only inclined a bit because they went from "cute little sister vibes" to all out whore in half naked swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

I only member and buy practical merch. Im not weeb enough to plaster my house with figures and pictures. I always wanted stuff like mugs and bowls but for some reason they never do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261748
just get better oshis lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262064
My oshis are already quite based though

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261970
gura's last two bday merch has been bowls/chopsticks and now mugs

[Anonymous No.]

If we're talking about wasted money, think of every idiot who spent hundreds of dollars on merch for girls they no longer watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262193
indeed based

[Anonymous No.]

>>56261930
>they went from "cute little sister vibes" to all out whore in half naked swimsuits.
lmao n

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262193
>Ami
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262206
The mug was okay, im using it, the bowl was too small and i dont use sticks to eat. I wish we had more merch like this tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262193
Would donate

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262193
okay i kneel i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
I’m not here to simp, I’m here to get in on the scam

I want to be a Mimic vtuber, like a treasure chest mimic who hasn’t had any yummy adventurers to eat, so it goes outside to see what’s up and they built a whole city on top of its dungeon. Learns about the internet, looks up what ‘traps’ are effective these days, and has just been running with the misunderstanding

A generic uwu vtuber avatar, but the face opens up like a big fanged maw like a zipper down the middle. It gets ‘adventurers’ to donate to the chest, and manipulate different ecchi sliders to better lure them in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262368
I'm waiting for Suisei to reissue merch like that from her 4th anni, with the tumbler, the cool cap and the phone ring, back then I couldn't afford it. I'm pretty happy with my guitar picks, the comet CD and soon the cushion though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
>sunk cost fallacy
literally doing anything other than generating income can fall under this
>Who the fuck even cares lmao
you do, because you're mad and probably poor
>you'll never want to leave them regardless of how they treat you
>All that shit shows is your subservience to a woman you'll never meet.
How can someone I've never met treat me badly?
>You do know you can still watch them without paying them anything, right?
I make six figures, if I'm entertained and I'm feeling generous you get my cash, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255723
nobody gets rich by trowing money without getting some kind of profit retard, investing directly in the corpo its a better way to trow money, not donating to 1 talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56262493
Are you a female? If not then why are you even doing this to yourself, it'll never work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56263263
>I make 6 figures so I can become a more efficient cuck
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>56263548
poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>56263548
>>56263263
>>56255475
Shut the fuck up you pretentious faggots. You're both losers, trying to one-up the other over which one is the lesser loser is fucking pathetic. OP is a loser who thinks is better for not donating yet has fucking boring hobbies like collecting cardboard and fucking fishing (rumao), and everyone else is a loser who throws money at a woman sockpuppeting an anime girl because they find her amusing, with almost no tangible benefit. You're both still consuming the same content but you're emotionally invested in a different way and instead of feeding your pathetic little damaged self esteems by convincing yourself "um ackshually i spend money better than you!!! i win" and seeking validation from other losers just do whatever the fuck you want. If anyone has disposable income and they spend it on worthless shit and everyone involved in the transaction is happy with it, who fucking cares?
>uhhhhhhh cuck
>uhhhhhhh poorfag
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

I only give money to Twitch whores because YT wants my cc and fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56260628
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264231
This. Just do what you want if it doesn't hurt anyone, caring about what other retards think is high school girl/normalfag behaviour. Nobody here is impressing anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255672
>>56255723
>>56256018
>>56256885
>>56256885
>>56256898
>>56257010
>>56258771
>>56258397
>>56260304
>>56260131
>I don't donate to vtubers
>lmao cope, poorfag, seanigger
I don't know how you retards came to believe that throwing away your autismbux on a virtual woman makes you superior to anyone else. Simping needs to be internationally recognized a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264511
you wouldn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255475
I never got the money back from the last girl i spent it on either so why waste it on some bitch who isn't guaranteed to fuck me when i can spend it on someone who actually keeps me entertained

[Anonymous No.]

>weekly "LOL I'M BETTER THAN U" over the most inconsequential and petty shit imaginable
The fact these still get 100-ish replies is disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264758
Because she can entertain youfor free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264231
>>56264479
Based.

>>56264511
If simping has to be recognized as a mental illness, then so should men watching another man's pockets. Only women and faggots care about what's in a man's wallet. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264913
its /vt/ every shitty bait thread gets a fuckload of replies
>>56264758
thats why i spend it on prostitutes or at the very least rub and tugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264511
Anon i know this the most that you ve ever interacted with people in your life. Are you happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256466
Unless your oshi is a 2-3view you'd probably get more value out of that money anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>56255625
>Brings up politics out of nowhere
Being a reactionary is your entire personality, go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264992
Just like your mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264992
When your not strapped for cash and don't have any other hobbies than gaming vtubers and cars (which i have 5 of) then why not.
It gives her more money to make more shit
It's because of those that send money u actually get any content at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265009
I get more entertainment from posting here than any vtuber could ever give me. It's an impossible task for them to achieve this level of entertainment. Unreachable even.
That's why I've been loyal to my real oshi (4chan) for over 16 years. Probably more, however long 4chan has been running for, it's been so long that I forgot and I cba looking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265475
That's certainly nothing to brag about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265475
Well apparently that AI is been fed 4chan shit so you might get your wish of a 4chan oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265560
I'm freer on here than people are IRL and on any other website and I say that with absolute seriousness.
The only thing that ranks higher in terms of freedom than this is living on a farm or in the woods or some shit.
I don't have to walk on eggshells with what I think or say, my mind is in a constant state of complete ease. It's glorious.
>>56265632
Neuro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265855
I don't care nigga do what you want. Your constant attempts at sounding cool are obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265984
Then leave the thread you emotional faggot. What are you crying to me for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266063
I am doing the same thing as you, speaking my mind, to tell you you're acting like a faggot. And I don't care if you don't care either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266314
That's nice but if you think you're going to hurt my feelings by saying that then lmao, you're going to sorely disappointed. I've heard it all before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56265855
>Neuro?
thats the rrat
apparently she's been making a lot of 4chan references

[Anonymous No.]

>>56264913
came here to say this. faggots just can't live without wanting to feel validated by random seaniggers on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266535
Ok faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266606
I didn't make the thread to be all 'lol i'm better than you', but you NPC's see it that way because the contents of the thread wounds you and the reason that happens is because it's true, and you know it's true.
I have more affection for you faggots than your vtuber whore, and my affection for you is already very fucking low. Giving them money won't bring you happiness. All you're doing is magnifying them at your own expense and putting yourself in self-inflected bondage.
Most vtubers are grifters, they became vtubers the moment they realized it was extremely profitable to do so for minimal effort, all to wring lonely men of their money by preying on their loneliness, they couldn't give a fuck about your emotions or plight, so why give them what they want?
>>56266562
Honestly? Could be pretty based, we'll just have to wait and see how it pans out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56256070
>2view
nah she's not a niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>56266535
lmao what a faggot