/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>5597525

Original song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
Merch:
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3052025
https://www.geekjack.net/gawr_gura

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I love Gura. That's all.

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>>5607814
Do you think she loves you?

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Gura is pretty cute ngl

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i searched the chat log and i see people were excited about the armpit mention.

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Love you Gura

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Each stream that ends I feel more and more pathetic by how much I rely on her for happiness. Gura is cute and funny.

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>>5607854
why is her following like that

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>>5607854
That shit's annoying in the shower. Yanking on hair is terrible

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>>5607854
I'm excited about most of her body parts

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>>5607854
Remember to properly wash your pit fur for gura.

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Missed the stream, but now I get take a hot bath and watch the vod while you suckers are stuck missing Gura. I won’t miss Gura for 3 whole hours, suck it!

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>>5607900
we are men of culture.

>>5607901
it really is. i went back to short hair about a year ago and i definitely don't miss all the annoying shit she was talking about.

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We make her happy and she loves us. Feels good.

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go get cleaned up baka shark

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Guys I have a confession to make... I want to eat gura

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>>5607961
needs more hair stuck in armpits

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Gura was nice to us again, today. I love her.

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>>5607933
I am seriously considering chopping it all off

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>>5607965
She will eat you first

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>>5607849
You cant expect her to love a singular person in a sea of strangers, she loves us as a whole.

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>>5607990
the best is when you lean down to look for something under the bed or whatever and instead of having a huge pile of hair in your eyes, you simply don't.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNwrIDzkt0

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>>5608009
Imagine taking turns biting each other's chunks of flesh, id eat her throat

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>>5607900
She's unironically grooming her fanbase to like her fetishes. Now that I know she's stalking twitters my doubts are gone.

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>>5608123
weak little shark cant even break my skin

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>>5608136
oh good maybe she saw the photo proving that i really bought the smell pack

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>>5608136
Why do you think she made a point to mention her dnd char being "bottom heavy"

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>>5608136
Fucking Lex Luthor Gura. Every time.

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We are on to you Gura

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>>5607854
long hair is a certified pain in the ass to shower with

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>>5608136
If she keeps going sussy baka I'm gonna goom

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Fatty tail.

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>>5608357
It's a real bitch when you're working out too. Sweaty hair sticking to the back of your neck fucking sucks. My hair grows CRAZY fast so I get it buzzed real short on the sides so I can pull it into a manbun when it gets too long.

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>>5608426
I usually tie it into a fairly tight ponytail to avoid those issues. Just don't tie it in the neck but at the back of your head

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>Long hair chumclub
But what if Gura had short?

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>>5608471
for a couple of years before i cut it off i was braiding it instead, which was more comfortable. it did take me a lot longer, though. that time that she narrated braiding hers on stream seemed insanely fast to me, which i assume is because she had so much more practice.

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>>5608486
>short hair tomboy gura

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>>5608486
CUTE

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>>5607785
i'm sad en won't be part of the usada summer festival. hopefully they can integrate to the jp server soon

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>>5608486
Too chuuni

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>>5608518
WHEN PLEASE?

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Imagine having hair grow on your head. Can't be me.

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>>5608567
After Reflect nothing is too chuuni.

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So Gura likes toes, big butts, and musky smells right?

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>>5608486
>Long hair chumclub
I'm a metalfag ojisan and it just stuck

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>>5608618
Don't try to list Gura's fetishes. She has too many.

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>>5608618
Diapers too, probably, judging by her saying she would happily change Amelia's.

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>>5608568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol6fOYndCn8&t=57s

i really cannot overstate how easy it is to find timestamps now that i have this massive archive of chat logs.

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>>5608618
>SHE MENTIONED A BODY PART SO SHE MUST HAVE A FETISH ABOUT IT
You're just as bad as her chat

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>>5608486
I love both

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>>5608716
>powah gura
I didn't know I needed this until now

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>>5608713
Are you lost?

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>>5608486

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>>5608732
>>5608678
actually this is the one i was thinking of.

https://youtu.be/8gF8WqO09lM?t=511

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>>5608716
She looks good in every hairstyle

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gura
cute

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>>5608814
This is true!

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gura
funny

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>>5608776
and every outfit!

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>>5608772
Aaaaahhhhhhh I want more ASMR so badly.

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>hair so long it catches in your armpits
>complain
then why not cut it to around shoulder length Gura?

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>>5608772

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>>5608903
she did mention she was working on it. it came out in bits and pieces over a few streams but it sounds like she might plan to use the vocal booth for it.

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>>5608903
have faith, she still makes ASMR jokes regularly so there's no way she's forgotten.

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I think all of her attention is on making more music right now. She's too hype after Reflect to do her ASMR reps and she's too much of a perfectionist to half-ass an ASMR stream.

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>>5608929
I mean, I'm perfectly fine with the soft talking she did with her normal microphone too if it's easier for her. It's just so relaxing and pleasant to listen to.

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I just want to hear her talk gently, all that ear rubbing and lotion shit does the opposite of the desired effect to me.
Basically extended alarm 2.wav pls

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Feet...

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>>5609015
it isn't easier, though, because those were before the new and much louder PC.

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>>5609022
I'm the same with all of what you just said

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>>5607776
I am getting sick of guras tail. at first it was cute but now its annoying. I think I will just cut it off. come on chumbuds lets do it lets all pin down gura and cut the tail off! she will be better off without it

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Gura mentioning Thin Mints today got me eating them now. This shark could shill for any company by mentioning a product's name once or twice on stream and they would sell so much.

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>>5608925
hearing her talk about simple girly stuff like braiding her hair or painting her nails makes me go turbogosling

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>>5609151
I am getting sick of anons tail. at first it was cute but now its annoying. I think I will just cut it off. come on chumbuds lets do it lets all pin down anon and cut the tail off! he will be better off without it

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>>5609151
No.

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>>5609151
wtf the tail is the best part.
I love when she slaps her tail on the floor in excitement it's so cute.

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>>5609173
She joked about the slumber party stream, but I would seriously love to listen to her talk about all the girly things she wants all night long

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I wonder how the shillstream will go
I'm playing Scarlet Nexus rn and the demo cut out a bunch of stuff to get to the action faster

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>>5609234

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>>5609173
makes my dick go turbogosling

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>>5608925
>>5609173
It's weird, I understand the gosling mindset but I'm not anywhere close to it. I can't really judge though, since I'm still 200% Gachikoi.

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>>5608868
I swear if i see this at any of the U games once they allow people back in the stadium i'm going to lose my shit.

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I want to be slapped by Gura's thick, powerful tail

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>>5609256
Makes sense. The male character's arc seemed to be missing a lot of worldbuilding information.

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>>5609173
>>5609239
It makes me happy that most other chumbuds are in agreement here and even her chat. I've seen more than a few superchats over the months of people wanting a Barbie Horse Adventures stream and other girly stuff.

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>>5609290
I want Gura to slam her giant tall against my balls with all her strength.

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if gura wants to stalk her fans on twitter, she should make a private twitter list of accounts. then she can visit that feed whenever she likes to see what they are tweeting, but without publicly revealing whom she's stalking.

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gura cute

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I like when she uses her tail in expressions like "talking out of my tail" or "pain in the tail", it's cute.

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>>5609338
The gawrdening stream definitely showed that passion/hobby streams are great.

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>>5609370
lol most of his drawings tonight weren't even the main game part

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>>5609338
>bunch of scruffy older men secure enough in their masculinity to enjoy girly things
Checks out.

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>>5609338
man, that stuff really gets me.

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>>5609367
Thanks for letting us know your plan Gura. Ill start being more active on twitter if you promise to stalk me

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>>5609395
rhythm games are usually low on chat. I don't mind it. just staring at gura is enough.

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>>5609390
good chatting and she was super samegaki, definitely top 10 streams

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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>5609338
I think most of us just want to listen to Gura having fun and don't care what the means to that end are.Her talking about girly stuff is especially cute, though

>>5609367
>There's a list

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>>5609483

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>>5609367
Why make a private list when a public list is tweeting at her, making fanart, and liking her stuff every day?

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>>5609519
I miss her little "files aren't moved from my old computer yet" microphone. I hope it makes a return sometime like her hat

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>>5609498
there.... might already be lists like that, actually, though it's impossible to even speculate who might be responsible. my holo fan account has no followers, and i noticed that if i tweeted something, the analytics would often show impressions within a few minutes. i tested it further by making tweets consisting entirely of search stopwords (i.e., it would not show up in someone's saved search because the content is unindexable) and those still show the same behavior.

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>>5607785
The Tremors watch along is members only? I'm actually disappointed by that. I was REALLY looking forward to it.

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>>5609585
it's five dollars

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>>5609570

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The final yab! Gura is going to collab with old bald dudes!!!

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>>5609585
Ask around after the stream, some Anon may be kind enough to pop the archive up on mega for you.
>>5609600
Don't pull that e-thot shit. Some people live in places where you can't even buy membership.

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>>5609627
Learn how to read English before you post shit, faggot.

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>>5609643
i feel bad for people who can't buy membership, but i don't feel bad for people who choose not to.

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>>5608145
>>5608123
Evil Gura giving guro fetishes

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>>5609547
Im hoping one day she just uses the old bgm randomly. I like her current bgm but it would be nice to hear the old one too

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>>5609627
Gura said she wanted to play an MMO. She will be collabing with Asmongold as he teaches her how to go big dick.

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>>5609672
Good

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>>5609674
I agree. Hearing Ina start her streams off with her original BGM since the beginning, there's a warm nostalgia with it still being there. Gura's needs to make a return. That little bongo intro.

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>>5609643
anyone who asks around after a stream deserves to get called a retard. It's not hard to find archives. Use your fucking brains.

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>>5608611
Isn't any edgier than any Fable box art desu,

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>>5609580
Huh, that's interesting

>>5609585
All of her solo watchalongs have been members only except Jaws. Expect that to continue unless there's another extra hyped up movie she does. (Probably Jaws 2 next year, or god forbid Jaws 3D)

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>>5609700
Sorry, Gura cannot muster an ounce of fake interest for WOW. Not even chat spamming her that Kiara played it got her to backpedal.

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>>5609720
Relax bud. I rarely look for archives because I almost never miss a live stream. I don't know.

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>>5609700
Gura also said that WoW streams are boring, so that seems very unlikely.

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Gura if you're here, how do I make you my wife?

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>>5609700
Bet she's going to hit up PSO2 whether chat talks shit about it or not.

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>>5609761
I think that Gura might actually enjoy playing WoW or reading WoW lore, but it would need to be with people she likes. MMOs are terrible stream games,though, (At least outside of races and comp. PVP, but even then...) and she knows this.

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>>5609338
I don't have much experience with girly stuff, and Gura being feminine is very attractive.

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>>5609845
She just wants to use the character creator to make a cute loli. She probably won't play it much.

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>>5609845
She will fool around the the character creator for about 3 hours and then never touch it again, unless she plays with Ina or something.

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>>5609826
Be ame

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>>5609845
She talked about the average mmo hype cycle where you get into it for a couple hours and then realize what the fuck you were doing wasting your time like that. Very relatable.

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>>5609870
If she didn't like FF14 I don't think she would like WoW. The only thing wow has going for it at the moment is superior challenging end game content in raids and m+, and I don't think Gura is the type who would care at all about that.

Art is also not cute at all.

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>>5609902
The game is censored in the west isn't it? They physically block you from making a loli like you can in the JP version.

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It was mentioned last thread, but i want Gura to play Trials of Mana I think she would appreciate the cute.

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>>5609949
If Gura knew this I'm 99% sure her interest would evaporate

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>>5609949
Are you serious?

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>>5609949
Why the fuck do developers insist on making games worse?

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>>5609960
It would definitely be a great stream for the cute and making fun of the bad voice acting but I don't know if the game would captivate her. She'd forget everything about it in the next month she plays it again.

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>>5609975
>>5609997
Yeah, I uninstalled the game when I tried it in the past because I was so annoyed.

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>>5609870
>might actually enjoy playing WoW or reading WoW lore
Take it from someone that has spent hours and hours pouring over Warcraft lore like a massive sperg: WoW's lore has been an unsalvageable garbage fire since Wrath of the Lich King.

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>>5609870
>reading WoW lore
Gura does not like reading. WoW is kind of nice in that regard though that you can generally understand what's going on through actions in quests even if you don't read anything.

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>>5609944
Like I said, I think the key would be having people to play with. I get the feeling she was playing FF14 alone. Also, agree to disagree on WoW art not being cute (sometimes).

>>5610077
Oh I am well aware of that, but are you telling me that Gura wouldn't enjoy reading all of that just to cringe and dunk on it?

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>>5610149
That... is true on both counts.

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shark

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Holy shit what a bitch sorry chumbuds I’m gonna be a Mori Chads now.

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I want to lay under the sky with Gura and talk about schizo dimension shit and ayys.

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>>5610220
What does "touch grass" mean

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Gura is cute!

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>>5610200
I don't know why your posts make me smile but they do

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>>5610260
Twitter speak for "Go outside"

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>>5608611
Can't wait for the mv

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>>5610289
i thought i was have sex? grass being pubic hair

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>>5610037
Read up about it just now and I see this has been an issue with players since PSO2 proper. There's even a 76 page thread on their forum about it. That's some stupid shit.

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>>5610020
It's pretty much always publishers

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>>5610326
mcuh like reflect, the prhase has many meanings

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>>5610170
Hey remember how Ner'zhul just fucking disappeared in a novel and was never mentioned again until Warlords of Draenor?

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>>5610220
never become like that chumbuds

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>if there is grass on the field; play ball

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>>5610259
It makes me smile to think that Gura was probably reading through Dante VA's UFO tweets at the same time I was.

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>>5610220
What was the Pants SC?

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>>5610367
For my own sanity I have done my best to avoid reading more than summaries of the novels, but that sounds about right. Remember when after we killed Archimonde again at the end of WoD they couldn't decide if that meant he was dead for good or not?

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>>5610260
It's the contemporary equivalent of "get a life."

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>>5610373
>>5610410

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>>5610220
His follow up comment before he deleted the chain for those that weren't around at the time

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>>5610515
I kinda feel bad, but dude probably should only have supervised access to the internet.

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I just want Gura to play Dead Space 2 just t see her fail the eye surgery repeatedly.

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>>5610473
>Remember when after we killed Archimonde again at the end of WoD they couldn't decide if that meant he was dead for good or not?
I don't even remember where they ended up with that. Did they even bother to address it or did they just give up?

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>>5610595
*squeal* Noooooo-o-o-o! *sob*

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>timelooping
Ah well, time for bed anyway. Hopefully I'll get a nice dream of Gura peeing in my mouth or something. Later buds.

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i can't stop thinking about gura's armpits

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>>5610681
They'd rather timeloop than do their reps during non-Gura hours. Shame.

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>>5610659
As far as I know they gave up. Knowing Blizz there will be some kind of retcon another 2 expansions down the line.

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>>5610681
>Hopefully I'll get a nice dream of Gura peeing in my mouth
Praying for you, and for myself, anon. Good night.

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>>5610697
Look bud, I want to lick Gura's armpits as much as anybody but I keep it to myself most of the time.

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>>5610681

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>>5610777
It's not his fault they look so delicious

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>>5610777
>>5610848
i want to sniff

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>>5610777
I want to cum all over Gura's armpits and overwrite their smell with my goom.

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Marinara Trench

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>>5610934
God I want to cum all over her so bad...

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>>5610947
It popped in my recommendations

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>>5610665
I imagine she would accidentally press left click and ram the drill straight into Isaac's face.

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https://youtu.be/XzkusRZ6r8U?t=9336
Gura twitter stalking timestamp. Long hair rant is right before it.

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>>5611031
https://files.catbox.moe/ofvtui.webm

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>>5610595
Dead Space 1, 2 then Ame and her collab for 3 (I know it's dog shit but it's actually a fun co-op game)

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>>5611014
I want to paint her hoodie white
https://files.catbox.moe/i7s96y.jpeg

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>>5611057
New viewers would mistake her as a boy even more than usual

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>>5610595
AmeSame Dead Space 3 Co-Op would be funny as hell

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>>5611108
That didn't go how I wanted it to.
Oh well, fuck it.

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>>5611108
I want to paint her hair white and I won't help her wash it at all.

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>>5611108
shark gets white frosting all over herself during cake decoration stream

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I challenge all of (you) to not horny post for the next 3 threads

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>>5611167
Her hair is already white.
>>5611184
I challenge you to fuck off forever.

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>>5610947
I want to marinara all over her spaghetti

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>>5611183
>silly shark
(its not lewd but im still horny what are you going to do)

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>>5611087
Knowing Gura she would skip the first and either go for 3 or 2, like she skipped Subnautica and all the DMC games and went straight to Below Zero and DMC 5 first

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>>5611184
Make me

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I challenge all of (you) to excessively horny post for the next 3 threads.

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>>5610495
Gets me every time. Based pants

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>>5611184
>(its not lewd but im still horny what are you going to do)

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>>5608045
Like this one more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeWa41oJ-I

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>>5611292
I don't think you understand what challenge means

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Time for 1 last Reflect rep before I go to bed. Night cumbuds

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>>5609960
I've been looking for a new game ever since I finished P5S and, while I'm not Gura, I'll give it a try anon.

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>>5610593
On one hand, it was extraordinarily bad luck that the very next stream was DMC5 and Gura making fun of V's poetry.

On the other, that nigger needed meds.

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>>5610593
He probably does at a public library with a bicycle helmet on.

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>>5611386
Night buddy

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>>5610220
Always nice to see someone show off that they can be more cringe than even us.

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>>5611326
>its not lewd
There's a spiral around her suggesting she's going to spin and flash her nopan ass, among other things.

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>>5611184
Honestly I feel like I'm the only one who can't lust for hololive vtubers.
Noel's roommate doesn't count

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>>5611366
No, I intentionally misread it so I could post horny

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>>5611452
It's a cute little game. Just remember it's a remake of an old game so some things can be archaic. I like the humor, then again i laugh at the most retarded things.

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ban pants!

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>>5610593
I mean, his mom started showing up in the comments and writing blog posts for a while about how a sweet poet named dodo doo got bullied by gura’s toxic fanbase or whatever. He probably is under supervision, in all likelihood.

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>>5611608
Agreed

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>>5611184
I refuse!!
>>5611310
Challenge accepted!!!

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>>5611608

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>>5611057
Do you have the timestamp where she shits on WoW? I was in the bathroom and missed it.

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How would you handle Gura and her alter ego during sex?

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>>5611720
Gura is for gentle yet passionate lovemaking.
Evil Gura is for roughly pounding into the mattress until everyone's exhausted.

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>>5611720
No, you can't. and so do i

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https://twitter.com/PixelHavokk/status/1408271926133465089
Unbeatable artist drew Gura.

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>>5611720
Pin her to the wall and kiss her on the forehead.

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Do you think when Gura thinks about the guy behind the "chat" in her head. Its an amalgamation of all her most desired characteristics thus creating a gigachad the likes of which no mortal chumbud could hope to compete with?

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>>5611587
I've been building up to playing the game for the past year. Got Collection of Mana, started with Final Fantasy Adventure, I'm still working through Secret of Mana this month, and looking forward to Trials Remake. I just need to figure out who I want my team to be.

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>>5611690
Nope, I missed it too. I don't have a bunch of chatlogs to grep, sadly.

https://streamable.com/l00rks
https://streamable.com/jyydow

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>>5611720
Gura: Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpouse of reproduction

Alt. Gura: Wild, rough, drugged, biting-filled sex with an approximate 50% chance that one or both parties will end up unconscious, in the hospital, or dead

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>>5611820
No, she imagines an army of cute tiny shrimps

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>>5611820
no. because i take my meds, and so should you.

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>>5611820
She thinks of us as cute and tiny shrimp! and stalks twitters to find irl photos

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>>5610495
>"Too long didn't read"

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>>5611720
Gura is for chasing around, tickling, blowing raspberries on her soft shark tummy, and roughly pounding.
Gawr is for cuddling gently until she turns back into Gura.

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>>5608562
They ARE invited (Botan mentioned it in her relay stream), but the management are being faggots and dragging their feet about actually APPROVING the invitation. The fact they need to jump through these hoops just to join a fucking minecraft server is honestly ridiculous.

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>>5612014
I love this headcanon

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>>5611820
>thus creating a gigachad the likes of which no mortal chumbud could hope to compete with?
Watch me.

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>one finger death punch
there's zero chance Gura will like this game (and he's an idiot for not suggesting 2) but it's still based that someone tried

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beeg

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>>5612980
Sleep tight bud.

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I know absolutely nothing about VTubers
Is the VA behind Gawr Gura Japanese or a dirty gaijin?

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>>5613049
american

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>>5613049
>Is...Gawr Gura Japanese
No.

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>>5613069
>>5613084
really? what the fuck
that is disgusting
I can understand simping for 2D
I can understand simping for 2.5D seiyuu
But why the fuck would anyone give money to non Japanese 3DPD?

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>>5613105
Cute and funny

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>>5612980
Goodnight, friend...

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https://files.catbox.moe/b5d7h2.webm

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I think at some point we should have a serious discussion about whether she deserves to be the biggest Vtuber or not. I've been hearing some convincing arguments recently.

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>>5613354
https://files.catbox.moe/zh4lnd.mp4

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>>5613377
> be me
> doing weeb shit for fun
> seeing hololive clips booming
> lots of comfy and teetee stuff
> "that looks fun"
> "I wanna make some friends"
> holoEN audition starts
> have a channel where I post fun weebshit, so try applying
> get in
> "yaaaay, streaming with friends! this is gonna be so fun!"
> 1 mil people sub
> "huh?"
> 1.5 mil
> "waitwaitwai-"
> 2 mil
> become fastest growing vtuber ever
> [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
> friends are all super supportive, but feel like I'm leaving them behind
> or is it the other way around?
[WE ARE HERE]
> get more subs than the OG vtuber who started the whole genre
> pikachuface.jpg
> become first ever vtuber to hit 3mil subs
> become face of vtubers worldwide
> entire generation of vtuber fans all start their journey by watching my streams
> my name will be in history books
> extreme stomach pain from all the stress
> try taking a break to get my head straight
> rrats go mainstream
> schizos attack your friends because of rrats
> they tell your they're fine and not to worry, but a smol voice in your head says they're not
> feeling absolutely horrible
> saviorfags try to cheer me up
> just makes it worse
> 4 mil now
> come out from break and try to find some fun by streaming again
> 5 mil
> pain
> fans keep asking why I don't celebrate milestones
> finally hold a celebration stream
> feel like an absolute fraud
> feel like puking the whole time
> friends congratulating me
> they're probably genuinely happy for me
> smol voice in your head says they all hate you
> keep apologizing to them in my head because I don't know how they'd react if I did it for real
> never asked for any of this
> just wanted some comfy friends to chill out with

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>>5613403
What a cute laugh.

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>>5613492
>[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
Are you new? All of her screaming is external.

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>>5611587
I can probably handle dumb humor. I subjected myself to Trails of Cold Steel 1 and 2, I definitely have a low bar for quality.

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>>5613403

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>>5613492
>He didn't listen to the song

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I think at some point we should have a serious discussion about what "usual" Gura even is. I keep hearing about how Gura is cuter than usual and we need to set a baseline.

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>>5613492
I unironically think she should read these threads to improve mental health. People here will spew the most vile shit, but also the biggest praises. And unlike all the other platforms, the compliments here are absolutely genuine, you have 0 reasons to lie about it.
Also Gura cute

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>>5613594
The pasta predates Reflect by a month and making a song about it doesn't mean the problem is magically solved

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>>5613618
The baseline is whatever Gura was the previous stream.
And, since Gura's cuteness grows exponentially, she is, at all times, cuter than usual.

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>>5611820
That's kinda my rrat. She gives us fantasies and we give them back. Actually I think this is a feature of the entire vtuber experience.

But she also did say she imagines us as cute little shrimps with little black eyes going "chip chip chip" while wiggling our feelers, and I can totally see that image as well.

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She imagines Ame more than she imagines any of us, anyway.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kboPV3gbLGQ
So was Gura the Batman all along!?

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What will happen when Gura graduates? will holoEN explode?

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>>5613105
>But why the fuck would anyone give money to non Japanese 3DPD?
If you watched her streams you'd know. It would hit you like a truck. You'd suddenly realize you're hopelessly in love. Then you'd come back here and start asking questions, gushing over her, wanting to know more. And you'd find out all the usual stuff. And then... you'd start to realize some significant, heavy stuff. You wouldn't just love her at that point - you'd start to respect her, and see her as a formidable, powerful individual. You would be in awe. You would start to think that out of all the people you have met in your life, all the ones you loved and hated are merely shadows. Ideas of humans. Because lo, here is an actual human, an actual real personality. A true individual.

To know her is to love her.

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>>5611619
wtf his mom showed up? Might just be a troll then.

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I love this guy's stuff because he puts an incredible amount of work in sourcing various streams to provide a nice cohesive highlight video. He is a Minecraft autist so I guess it's not unexpected, I just appreciate when there are GOOD editors out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlI7Rgq44I

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>>5613985
It wasn't his mom. People joked about her coming to his defense meant she was his mom but now people think it's true. But this is getting incredibly off-topic so back to Gura cute.

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>>5613695
Gura likes us!

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>>5607776
Does a catshark taste as good as catfish?

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I still can't get over her stalking chumbud twitters. Because I do that, more evidence that fanbase reflects oshi.

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>>5609960
someone mentioned ryza before and she said no because of the reading

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>>5610220
i´m telling you, Holo should hire some security for the girls, you never know when deranged individuals will persecute celebrities
in a popular rising market the risk of something bad happening is high

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>>5614178
Not gonna lie the idea of Gura doxxing me is pretty hot.

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>>5614226
You're on an anonymous imageboard. Why would you even lie in the first place?

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>>5614305
for (You)s

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>>5614178
Gura wasn't fooling around about embracing her dark side.

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>>5614305
Sometimes when people lie they're not lying to other people. Sometimes they're lying to themselves. She's got my name and home address on a letter anyway so it's not like she'd have to try hard.

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>>5614385
I'm pretty sure Cover throws out the envelopes when they screen mail for their talent, unless you wrote it on the letter itself

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>>5614178
That was so good. Thinking of Gura looking at lewds of her on people's likes makes me diamonds.

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>>5614117
Salty. Moist.

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>>5614411
>unless you wrote it on the letter itself

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>>5614413
this is actually making me want to open up twitter stop
i'll just take solace in the collective delusion that she's /here/ too

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>>5614178
Fuck I'm really behind on VODs. Did she say that in the White Label stream?

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I don't use social media.

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>>5614528
affirmative.

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>>5614534
>he doesn't get stalked by cute girls online
ngmi

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>>5614478
She definitely lurks. It's only a matter of time until she slips up and confirms it in some way...

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>>5614528
see >>5611057

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>>5614599
You seriously underestimate this shark in many ways.

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chumbuds aren't people

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>>5614701
That's right. Pic related, it's me.

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>>5614701
yeah we're shrimps

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>>5614599
Gooruh, confirm by calling us your cuties next stream. Then I will beleeb.

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>>5614792
confirm it by wearing the hat next stream
please it's been too long

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>>5614701
You're right.
We're shrimp.
Pic related, it's me

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I hope Gura and the rest of EN really like the TTRPG stuff and it becomes a mainstay.

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>>5614814
It doesn't even look that much like a dick. She's so cute in it...

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Why did Kiara do the meme review and not Gura??

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>>5614848
Calli has demonstrated herself to be a good storyteller and I am 100% sure they will have tons of fun.

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>>5615011
Gura may want to collab with Coco, but she doesn't want to suffer through reddit memes for it.

I don't blame her.

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>>5611820
She literally said this in her streams
>>5611854

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>>5614814
Way too long...

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>>5615011
Because fuck Reddit

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>>5614912
I don't see it.

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>>5613856
That guy probably has merit in doing so despite crossing the line where its impacting his life. So many people who snapped or were planning snapping blogged about it so the signs were there. I feel him, i too feel paranoid a bit, all it takes is one person to do permanent damage. One person to completely lose it mentally and go on a stalking murder scenario. Like the Bjork dude, who sent a bomb to her and shot himself on camera. Or the shizo who shot Dimebag Darrel in the concert because he thought the band was stealing his songs, or John Lenon, etc. Gura/Ame etc fill the holes in many lonely people, i really hope theyre not as paranoid as this dude or me.

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>>5613669
I mean some people will say compliments just to taunt the people who say nasty shit.
I love gura though.

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>>5615194
Because you have to cut off the fins, her arms, and have a full-body view. None of which is present when she streams since she hardly has her shoulders on-stream in the first place.

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>>5615011
Anything anyone says is a speculative rrat. The girls talk to eachother, they confide in eachother, and if they chose not to do one that's their prerogative.

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>>5615011
because gura needs her saturday beauty nap and coco isn't that important

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>>5615213
I remember you from previous threads and you're the only certified lunatic I see posting. Your obsession is very offputting.

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>>5615232
So in other words to see a dick I'd have to change everything about how the hat looks. Even if I take certain liberties, that doesn't look like a cock. I'd pity a man who has that shape. It would be like something...

Ah. I get it. Poor Americans and their mutilated penises. Some poor soul thinks that's how a real glans actually looks.

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>>5615249
She's streaming Night Delivery at the usual Reddit Shitpost Review time so she's definitely not sleeping

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>>5614814
You don't wear hoodies in summer, what's wrong with you!?

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>>5615249
Coco is the most important holo though

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>>5615312
yeah she would get so sticky and sweaty, it would be terrible.

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>>5615305
Well, it was enough to make her not wear the hat anymore which pisses me off. I don't even care if it's once a week or once every two weeks. Just throw us a bone, please!

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>>5615312
But she wears her hair down which doesn't help either. It's been almost a week since she wore her ponytail which would make more sense in the summer.

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>>5615320
that hasn't been true since precisely september 12th, 2020.

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>>5615253
First time posting. I guess my concern is quite normal with all the commotion happening in the US. Plenty of celebrities go around un-murdered so its quite unlikely to be the victim of such a crime, i get that. But since shooting other people is a stress relieving excercise in the US, its hard not be concerned.

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>>5615367
Coco sang all the backup vocals for Reflect though

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>>5615374
>First time posting.
Bullshit. I remember you from previous threads.

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>>5615392
You dont, you remember somebody else.

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>>5615374
dont get all your news from twitter

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god dammit this cat peed all over me!

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Remember newfags, don't clutter the thread with garbage! dont reply to bait or shizos.

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>>5615335
It's because of the hornyposters. First no RFA, then no Hoodie, pretty soon she'll just mute everytime she needs to scream

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>>5615699
>Gura will never piss on you
Sad.

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>>5615713
There's literally no other solution at this point than her just saying, "Fuck it" and stop caring about what other people think. Much easier said than done but I really hope she can build up her self-confidence to not let others opinions control her content like this. She has some of the most obnoxious young fans and they need to grow up.

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Oyasame buds, remember to keep it comfy for her.

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>>5615778
nighty nite, bud

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I Haven't seen my sleep paralysis demonbro in awhile i hope hes okay.

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>>5615765
People will always lewd things, but I think she might have to take the suisei route and just scream aggressively
Someone somewhere might fancy it, but it'll probably help with her self-confidence to think she isn't contributing so largely to the lewds

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Gura ja nai, Katsura da!

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Someone made a chart of REFLECT for the rhythm game "A Dance of Fire and Ice"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QZBf6EJtNM

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>>5611820
>>5611854
>>5611900
all the shrimp merge into one gigachad

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>unbeatable devs
Dropped, but I figured it'd be that way.

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>>5617177
If you couldn't tell from the game, my guy, i don't know what to tell you.

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>>5615311
Please don't let there be overlap, ever since the milestone has been in sight and the song release the entire board has been hell

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>>5617177
>agheosexual

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>>5617358
Would be kinda funny to see the board be mad at a stream overlapping with REDDIT review.

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>>5617380

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>>5617436
Can I take this as a sign that Gura endorses ahegao edits?

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>>5617265
It's funny how within 10 minutes of gameplay you could already tell that it was a game made by queerTM fashion label abusers.

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>>5617451
>funny

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Will Gura ever do a stream where she lets out her deepest darkest thoughts? I just want a taste of the nihilism/cynicism.

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>>5617748
Based on the lyrics of REFLECT, it sounds like she's considering it at some point. Have patience.

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I want fuck retard depressed girl

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>>5617748
I want gura to tell me nothing matters

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>>5617823
Get in line

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>>5617823
>>5617924
private teledildonics sessions with gura...

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>>5610273
i love gawr soo much.