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Why is she like this?

>> No.56002721

>>56002275
She's like those girls that say they don't have time to see you when in fact they aren't really that interested so they use excuses

>> No.56003236
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she was born with a horrifying birth defect that affects her posture, it's impossible for her to stand up straight. IRyS turned to vtubing to escape the bullying and stares from everyone.

>> No.56003315

>>56002275
she HATES HER

>> No.56003433

>>56002275
Mods, can we make it a bannable offense to post clipbait threads don't at least have the clip link posted in them? I can't think of a more obvious example of pointless spam.

>> No.56003962

>>56003236
Almost, but not quite.
Truth is, her manko is so ripe and ready for breeding at all times, that it emanates a stench so powerful it precludes any kind of social life. She has tried all kinds of soaps and products, to no avail. Her breeding nature is just too strong. Any men with a drop of testosterone running through their veins will have their tool become as hard as diamond the instant they catch wind of her powerful miasma. Any more than a whiff and their mind will blank out; they will forego any social or legal restraints and risk their very lives for the privilege of pumping her womb with semen. On the other side of the coin, any straight woman caught in her manko's poisonous fumes will start belching and throwing up. We don't yet know the effect she has on lesbians.
As a result of all this, she cannot be seen by other people. She only exits her den at night to go buy groceries in empty 24h places with self-checkout lanes.
There is a reason she is the most desired idol.

>> No.56004224

>>56003433
You complained about clip watchers too much, so a cruel god replaced them with thumbnail readers.

>> No.56004461

>>56003962
I want her to stop shaving, showering, and washing herself for a full week and then make a marathon stream while sitting naked on my face.
She won't need idol meeting breaks, I'll take care of that.
Is that too much to ask?
Am I being "parasocial"??

>> No.56008416

>>56002275
old bait

>> No.56008875

>>56004461
Not gonna lie, you're not the most insane anon on this board

>> No.56008959

>>56002275
Based Irys. She'd rather play Splatoon with Flare and Akiroze than collab with EN shitters.

>> No.56009097

>>56002275
>EN girls are in Japan and want to off collab
>>I sleb
>Some of the JP girls want to play Splatoon 3
>>LET ME DRROP EVERYTHING I AM DOING AND JOIN IN
Face it, IRyS wants to be in JP and I think Cover should grant her wish. She has very little in common with her peers in EN and seems to avoid them mostly.

>> No.56009667

>literally talked about her and Council hanging out yesterday during her karaoke

>> No.56013973

>>56002275
I don't get it.

>> No.56014338

>>56009667
Wasn’t she also in the Ghibli store with Kronii recently?

>> No.56014440

>IRyS won't collab with holo"stars"
okay cool they are creepy
>IRyS won't collab with HololiveEN
Okay cool they are whores

Is she wrong at all?

>> No.56014773

>>56008959
That’s why she’s one of the lowest tier EN

>> No.56016428

>>56004461
pretty tame compared to other shit on this board

>> No.56016490

>>56002275
Drama = views
Sadly management is preventing her from beefing with other members so she just cries about chat

>> No.56016689

>>56014440
Do you want her to go back to her depressed 2021 state, because that's exactly what the isolation did to her before.

>> No.56016711

>>56002275
Gura thinks her crooked toe is disgusting

>> No.56016820

>>56014338
The Ghibli Store trip was the day before her karaoke, the talk she mentioned having with Council was some other time

>> No.56023139

>she

>> No.56023735

>>56016689
You know that's exactly what the IRyStocrats, at least the ones /here/ and especially in the /HiRyS/ general, want

>> No.56023932

isn't this a nothing drama? irys met up with calli and some other EN members

>> No.56024215

Ennaschizo Thread

>> No.56024335

>>56009097
>Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooo

>> No.56028177

>>56002275
IRL issues, remember how she has to go out at night for emergencies sometimes?

>> No.56036707

>>56002275
IRyS cute

>> No.56036943

>>56028177
IRL issue is code word for sex with sound engineer

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