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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive Summer 2023 - 0101 Merch:
https://search-voi.0101.co.jp/freeword/?store=&q=マルイノアニメ2308011

Previous Thread: >>55883316

>> No.55933458
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.55933483
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55933483

my wife

>> No.55933597

>>55933426
I like this image

>> No.55933629
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gura pretends to be old because she's an old lady with creaking, snapping bones

>> No.55933658
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I want to suck Gura's sweaty little toes.

>> No.55933700
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You can all say she's your wife but we all know she isn't married and that she's actually going to be marrying me for real.

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>>55933629
No, it's because she's a frail delicate girl who needs me to protect and take care of her. Nature makes the cutest things most vulnerable.

>> No.55933817
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.55933925
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>>55933753
I need to be her fatherhusband and protect her from the world and herself so bad.

>> No.55934189

>>55933925
Anyone know where is this from?

>> No.55934280

>>55933925
Gura’s face when i break free from her leglock to goom on her chest.

>> No.55934427

>>55934280
Gawr Gura ch. hololive-EN

>> No.55934889 [SPOILER] 
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55934889

Gurass

>> No.55935463
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>> No.55935694

>>55933426
this is my favorite gura art this year

>> No.55935780

>>55934889
Based Gurass poster.

>> No.55935849
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55935849

I just had a BBQ and now I'm full and comfy just lazily killing time while waiting for my wife.

>> No.55935941

Why is everyone so protective of Gura. She should learn to step outside and face the difficulities on her own. I can't make her completely dependant on me.

>> No.55935989

>>55935941
She’s a child

>> No.55936175

>>55935941
shes a mentally fragile girl that barely passed high school, never went to college, can't drive and never experienced genuine hardship

>> No.55936292

The ID cup, 4 hours later than usual

>> No.55936355
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>>55935941
My sharkwife and I are perfectly happy with her being so dependent on me, thank you very much.

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Buds...my conditioning is acting up, but I know there are stillba few hours until Gura.

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>> No.55936683

>>55936467
thats gabby

>> No.55936758

>nerissa has the same amount of covers that Gura has done in 3 years in the span of 2 weeks

>> No.55936939
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I'm hoping for more shark dreams tonight.

>> No.55936954

>>55936758
Isn’t that kinda low given Nerissa’s background?

>> No.55937006

>>55936758
Dumbud? She's done plenty of covers with other holo members. They are on other channels.

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I really want to see the cover with the vampire music video she was talking about. I guarantee there are some prime Gura's in it. Also I have a rrat that it was related to the Castlevania DLC for Dead Cells but I'm still connecting dots.

>> No.55937140

>>55937006
they dont count if they arent on her channel

>> No.55937180

Still hope Gura's releases a slow song with piano or an acoustic voice. It's when her voice really shines yet she continues to release pop shit where her voice is drowned out by the music and sounds way too produced.

>> No.55937254

>>55937180
*acoustic song*

>> No.55937276
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i ate beans for dinner, now i'll be farting all night

>> No.55937614

jgbhfw why is gura streaming?
I thought that only Moona, Risu, and whatshername were going to be streaming?

>> No.55937691

>>55937614
dunno
she just posted lasmug in chat and vanished

>> No.55937726
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>>55935941
She's actually done a ton for herself and faced a lot of difficulties over the past few years and I'm super proud of her for it.
But she's still always going to be the same introverted, autistic, weak little girl that needs someone watching over her.

>> No.55937868
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55937868

Child

>> No.55937938

>>55937868
My child

>> No.55938064
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When I was in college bible study, many of the ministers implored the various members to take steps towards a biblical view on sexuality.

There was quite a few measures we 'walking Christians' had to take for the role as a committed member. We called all the men 'brothers' and the females 'sisters' and each was held to expectations to be considered 'spiritual' and 'walking with God' but also to continue practicing in the church:

First, if you wanted to move into one of the designated fellowship houses (among the brothers or sisters), you had to sign this document called the 'House covenant' which detailed some of the rules regarding sex. It stated that if you moved into a house, that you were actively pursuing a relationship with God, and with that a porn-free lifestyle.

So, naturally nobody is eager to confess their pornography habits... and that is how come the people who lived in your house would setup what we called 'accountability partners'. Basically, one of your roommates would ask for you to setup a program on your electronic devices which sent them an email or text message anytime you visited a pornographic website. The programs (either CovenantEyes or Accountable2You) would send a fairly detailed report to any of your 'accountability partners' which included date & time, which device, as well as the URL of whatever you visited. If you looked up "redhead ginger boobies" on PornHub, they would actually see this exact search and the pages of related content. It was really thorough, even sending a text message with words such as "ass, cunt, or fuck" would trigger a report. And in real time, sometimes people would contact me immediately.

Whenever you were caught 'stumbling' the people who saw the report would have a hoard of questions for you. "How were you feeling? Do you think it is appropriate for a walking Christian to look at this sort of stuff? Do you want to continue working on being porn-free? What steps will you take to achieve this?" Eventually the humiliation, shame, and embarrassment builds and you find yourself questioning whether or not browsing porn is even worth it. What was really crazy is how people asking you about this makes you realize how habitual browsing porn is to you. I found myself just trying to keep occupied with other things overtime.

Furthermore, sometimes various (more committed) members get asked to participate in a course offered by the ministers on Sexual Morality. It was a 5-week class, once every Tuesday, around 2 hours each week during the evening, if I remember correctly. The first week was a bit like a syllabus week where the ministers explained what the course would be like, how come they thought it was important, what to expect, and taking general attendance. The second week was particularly interesting, to start off we had to break into small groups of about 4-5 (men with other men and women with other women) and elaborate on all of our sexual experiences to each other. I mean like everything; all of your past girlfriends (or boyfriends), whatever kink you specifically struggled with, all of your choices for porn. The third week was lecture heavy, talking about bible verses, and really diving deep into scripture. The fourth week was mostly for studying for the fifth week where we took an exam on all the material. The fifth week was just the exam and we got to leave as soon as we were finished. The exam was short, maybe 20 questions, but you had to have some bible verses memorized and what their significance was to sexual morality. You didn't receive anything for passing or failing but if you wanted to be considered for leadership positions, you had to pass.

If you were fairly in-group with the congregation (as I was at the time) sometimes other acquainted members would ask you how you were handling your own sexual morality, randomly and unwarranted. People who couldn't or wouldn't admit to sexual sin, chronic porn users with no intentions of stopping, or those having pre-marital sexual relations with no intention of stopping were eventually asked to leave the fellowship. There was also a bunch of readings, resources, and books regarding sexual morality that many members shared and studied together frequently. One of the head ministers even had a book titled 'Porn-Free' which they sold in the church's cafe. We were allowed to date in the church but there was always A LOT of questions.

>> No.55938077

>>55937726
H-hot...

>> No.55938206

>>55938064
Yeah...but I jerk off to feet a lot and you don't need porn sites for that.

>> No.55938328

>>55933426
>Le shark dilemma
Shark gone, shrimps miss her. Shark gone too long shrimps start making shark in their idealized vision, which stray further and further from original shark. Shark returned once in a while, shrimps celebrate. Shark returned more often, the shark in shrimp's vision broke down. But they will return to her eventualy, the hype from new gen is slowing down they have to dropped collab ban early again

>> No.55938414

>>55937938
Papa shark, may I have your daughter's hand in marriage?

>> No.55938447

wow that's allotta words..

>> No.55938478
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>>55938064

>> No.55938485

>>55938414
Sorry but I’m married to her

>> No.55938502
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bean

>> No.55938586

WIFE!
SHARK WIFE!!

>> No.55938657

>>55938064
Mucho texto

>> No.55938705
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>>55938586
Shark wife!?
...atashi?

>> No.55938725

>>55938586
Yeah, mine.

>> No.55938807

>>55938586
what about my shark wife?

>> No.55938815

>>55938705
It's cute how she got a little flustered by that super chat. We should call her wife more. Maybe she'll like it, idol manual be dammed.

>> No.55938848

>>55938815
Gura retconned the idol manual
Shark is Shark

>> No.55938850

>>55935941
SKILL ISSUE

>> No.55938935

>>55938848
shark is wife! I will correct the manual until it says shark wife.

>> No.55938948
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55938948

Yep, my wife.

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>>55935941
I want Gura to become completely dependent on me emotionally, physically, psychologically, monetarily, and sexually.

>> No.55939064

>>55937140
Retard.

>> No.55939181

How often does gura play with her cunny?

>> No.55939263

>>55939181
With the exception of her being in Japan (where she is too afraid of being caught by another holo), she does it at least once a day usually more

>> No.55939295
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>>55938815
She often gets noticeably flustered when people say sweet things to her and make her feel more confident in herself, she can hardly handle it. It's so cute.
You can even see it through her model when it happens, with or without the blush.

>> No.55939425

>>55939295
I can't see it, I'm too autistic

>> No.55939651

meaty shark thighs

>> No.55939802
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>>55939295
I love her

>> No.55940166

>>55939295
It's called being a voice actress and she has your wallet in the palms of her hands

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>>55940166

>> No.55940503
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>>55940244
Gex Guthor...

>> No.55940839

>>55940166
you're right about that

>> No.55940957

>>55940166
Based i love findom

>> No.55941026
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just added up and between all the merch and superchats, I've spent $870 dollars on Gura in 2023.
How about you?

>> No.55941076
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55941076

My wife.

>> No.55941267

>>55935941
I'd move mountains if I could just to protect gura. love gura simple as.

>> No.55941291

>>55936758
and I won't listen to any of them!

>> No.55941360

>>55941026
Around 600ish

>> No.55941629

>>55940166
good thing gura reads my none supers chats

>> No.55941675

i like when gura oh nyos

>> No.55941855

I like when gura plays with her tiny clit

>> No.55942048
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>> No.55942117

>>55942048
how do those stay on?

>> No.55942281

>>55942117
by being skin tight, and hugging her hips(yes she has hips)

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>>55940957
Any time I read that term all I can think of is Finland.

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>>55941026
$1408.06
Between merch, superchats, membership, and figures
And that's not even counting the unofficial stuff like the posters and pre-dakimagura dakimagura

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>>55941026
Im only gonna include the ticket cost for my LA trip, not the around 2-2.5k total because I also went to AX. Otherwise im at around 750-900ish in just Gura merch and around 800-900 in superchats. Im sure I missed some stuff in these estimates too. I really should have been keeping closer track I guess, but it's not a huge deal. I wonder how my 2023 so far compares to my first few years supporting her.

>> No.55942663

>>55942048
I hope lucas made an alt version of this

>> No.55942714

>>55942663
they did it's on patreon

>> No.55942734
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>>55942319
I just googled it because I thought it had something to do with Finland which confused me.

>> No.55942894

>>55942117
With my sticky cum

>> No.55943057

>>55941026
1488.33

>> No.55944050

Still hours til my wife…

>> No.55944068

fwmc singing Q, they had to talk to Gura to get permission to sing it

>> No.55944465

I want to drink Gura's cunny discharge

>> No.55944574
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>>55941026
Including unofficial merch and the L.A. concert, around $1,500~$1,550...

>> No.55945479

Hey guys I have a confession
I love Gura.

>> No.55945501

Shion saw Gura calling her Garlic.
"Oh Shion!"
https://youtu.be/njnSB7XUF0g

>> No.55945630

>>55945501
cute

>> No.55945641

How long does it take for your pp to regain sensitivity? Gura streaming so much has put me into a fapping spree because of her cute and sensual voice T u T

>> No.55945680

Oh, the dogs did Q. I was out for a bit and missed it.

>> No.55945699
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>>55945501
>posted not even five minutes ago
are you the fucking clipper?

>> No.55945771

>>55945501
Shion's voice is cute

>> No.55945791

>>55945699
Nah. It popped up on my YT page. I get Gura clips recommend all the time

>> No.55945994

>>55945791
based clip enjoyer

>> No.55946018
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Man some of you guys spent a lot on her just this year. Which is fine, I have merch and her membership myself, but I just can't bring myself to be a big superchatter. It's mostly a me thing but at some point I'd feel like I'm just throwing money at her to get attention and trying too hard, even if I think my superchats are decent enough quality.
I can settle with mostly just chatting with her in chat while occasionally getting a response that actually might lead in a fun direction.

>> No.55946135

>>55945501
>that stream was so cute, so cute
The Japanese bait has been delivered. Now watch it get 5 million views.

>> No.55946301

JPBuds eating good lately.

>> No.55946303

>>55946018
don't feel weird almost all of her fans don't superchat. they're the weird ones

>> No.55946565

>>55946018
I only go for merch. As much as I love Gura I don’t think I’d be able to control myself well with SCs. I do send them on special occasions though.

>> No.55946572
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>> No.55946614

>>55946018
Superchats are entirely about getting attention, I only drop big ones in member streams and when I absolutely want her to read it.

>> No.55946669

Do you think gura cleans up after she fiddles her cunny or does she let the juices dry?

>> No.55946697

Here's a recent JP clip of Gura with 150K views. I love reading all the comments
https://youtu.be/78fqoNwBsGM

>> No.55946713

I only really send supa on birthday streams

>> No.55947124

>>55946614
or just getting her to talk about stuff. it's a 5 dollar conversation starter

>> No.55947274

fwmc singing reflect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwUMUwjyrYs

>> No.55947319

BAU BAU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.55947424

welp

>> No.55947441

>>55947274
>>55947319
based dogs of idol healing

>> No.55947448

Doggos actually singing Reflect. Nice.

>> No.55947488
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>>55946303
Well yeah it's not like I never ever superchat. I just think there's such a thing as doing it too much.

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>> No.55947557

Gura has a significantly stronger singing voice than the dog sisters do individually. It's like they rely on the other so much that their power is halved when alone.

>> No.55947659

>>55947557
don't care, gura would be cuter than them if they were better than her

>> No.55947746

>>55947274
Holy shit they fucking suck

>> No.55947772

>>55947274
Cute, even if it's not too good.

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Don't mind the falseflagging shitposters.

>> No.55947870

If they have fun singing her songs then I'm happy for em

>> No.55947874

>>55947746
what is the purpose of this post

>> No.55948036

Today's a good day. I was able to watch my teams nfl preseason game, mlb game now and I'll get to watch Gura right after. Usually are all on at the same time

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I burnt my tongue and the roof of my mouth with pizza and now my mouth is numb

>> No.55948126 [DELETED] 

>>55947874
What don't you understand brown retard?

>> No.55948198

>>55947746
It's not a competition. Not every karaoke is a contest or has to be done by people who are good singers.

>> No.55948366

Gura owes me sex

>> No.55948421

>>55947746
Holy shit captain obvious. Gura let them sing it & that's all that matters.

>> No.55948461

I like it when other holos flatter Gura by singing her songs during karaoke.

>> No.55948567

>>55947746
My second favorite singer in hololive is Noel. It used to be ame and fauna but they've improved their singing sadly...

>> No.55948577

>>55947746
Ok debbie

>> No.55949135
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So anyway Gura

>> No.55949168

>>55948126
>you’re brown if you don’t autistically attack anyone that’s not Gura

>> No.55949719

>>55947274
I will watch them again

>> No.55949745

did you know gura is

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>> No.55949900

>>55949775
Jesus, that name

>> No.55949931
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>>55949775
SWEET HOME ALBANIA

>> No.55949958

>>55949775
Lol tard

>> No.55950044

>>55949775
average albanian

>> No.55950214
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>>55949745
My babby wife

>> No.55950270

>>55949745
Yeah, me.

>> No.55950429

>>55949775
what languages exist besides english, american, asian, and ebonics?

>> No.55951664

>>55950429
french

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55952077

>> No.55952267
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>> No.55952411

>>55952077
Why did Bubba do it bros?

>> No.55952421
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>>55949745
Saying that Gura is, would imply that Gura thinks. Gura does not think, therefore she is not.

>> No.55952633
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>>55952421
Oh yeah?

>> No.55952846

>>55952633
yab

>> No.55953179
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>> No.55953242
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>> No.55953692

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.55953810
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55953810

She's napping

>> No.55953822

Sex with a femboybud.

>> No.55953856
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55953856

>>55953242
You go AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>> No.55954707
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55954707

Gawr?

>> No.55954779
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>>55954707
My wife

>> No.55955192
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55955192

Ehhhh chumbies actually like this? Kimoi~~~

>> No.55955271
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>>55955192
ye

>> No.55955284
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55955284

Gura will let Gawr out of the jar for future concerts, right?

>> No.55955426
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55955426

>>55955192

>> No.55955506

>>55955284
Too many casualties were had releasing her upon Cover staff. Gawr perms will be difficult to obtain again.

>> No.55955637
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>>55955506
They shouldn't have looked at her like that if they wanted to live

>> No.55955688
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>> No.55956193
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55956193

>>55955688

>> No.55956370

>>55956193
princess asmr........

>> No.55956570

Ruffian here, we're getting cucked by JOPs.
I find solace in the fact Gura will never learn Japanese. Be happy chumbuds.

>> No.55956655
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>>55956570
Reps. Now.

>> No.55956843

>>55956570
What? I bet they're doing jp only stream or something? That will filter a lot of people for sure.

>> No.55957254

>>55956570
Go back, and that shit gets translated 5 times over so it wouldn't matter if she did a Japanese stream.

>> No.55957471
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55957471

Child wives

>> No.55957830
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55957830

>>55957471
These two are too sexy

>> No.55957841

Gura sold out after Azki, Aqua, Pekora and Marine
https://twitter.com/hololive_event/status/1690558937056342016?s=20

>> No.55958114

>>55957841
wait that was today, yesterday her merch was sold out #2 after Azki.
Ass key is so popular now?

>> No.55958228

>>55958114
They make more Gura merch since she sells more

>> No.55958238

>>55958114
Azki got popular after her Geoguessr rampage, the merch inventory manager hasn't caught up

>> No.55958404
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55958404

Gura cute

>> No.55958483

Thoughts?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110783574

>> No.55958589

>>55957841
Did they bring more merch for Gura and she sold out again? I thought she sold out yesterday.

>> No.55958755
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>>55958483
I want to bulge it and fill it with my goom ToT

>> No.55958801

>>55958404
plap

>> No.55958910
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55958910

I hope there are no chwumbies that are too eepy for the stream

>> No.55958920

>>55958755
Belly bulging is a myth

>> No.55959042

>>55958589
The floor opens at 10:30AM
Yesterday it was sold out at 2PM
Today it sold out at 12PM
The afternoon entry tickets didn't even get a chance today.

>> No.55959187
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55959187

>>55958920
It doesn't matter if it is, it's super hot.

>> No.55959203

>>55958920
you haven’t seen enough porn
>>55959042
i guess they limit how much can be sold per day?

>> No.55959261

>>55958589
They prepare certain amount of stock for each day

>> No.55959271

>>55958920
You clearly haven't tried hard enough

>> No.55959314

>>55958910
im gonna eep

>> No.55960053
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55960053

Im gonna heat up another burger as stream prep. I can't wait to see my sharkwife!

>> No.55960089

>>55959314
no eeping
300 dollar fine

>> No.55960107

>>55958404
There’s no way she’s less than 25 pounds…

>> No.55960402
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I'm ready and wide awake.

>> No.55961169

im eepy

>> No.55961419
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55961419

i have to go to work in 8 hours
who needs sleep haha

>> No.55961606

if gura really loved us she would start early and do a few minutes of chatting before

>> No.55961611

>>55961419
working on a sunday?

>> No.55961633
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55961633

I'm just going to rest my eyes for 10 minutes

>> No.55961636

>>55961419
The stream shouldn't be too long right? You can still get just enough sleep in maybe.

>> No.55961714
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>>55961611
retail never sleeps

>> No.55961753

WIFE

>> No.55961767

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144

>> No.55961769

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1690569711891718144

>> No.55961946 [DELETED] 

You're oshi will always be Moris bitch and she's deserved to get raped in that Airbnb. Mori got that sweet sweet last laugh and put her out of commission for 10 months and she's still not recovered. Feels good stupid bitch

>> No.55962042
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55962042

k

>> No.55962084

Gura will hold her pee for max performance like she did for Mario Kart

>> No.55962142
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>> No.55962177

eigo jouzo

>> No.55962193
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God shitposters are lame.
Anyway I'm getting really hyped for this!

>> No.55962307
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gura got a shion foot massage

>> No.55962539
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55962539

LETS GO SHORK! SCORE SOME FAKING GOALS!

>> No.55962544
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55962544

Cute shark soon!

>> No.55962583

>drink coffee
>feel even sleepier
why am i like this

>> No.55962655

>>55962583
high blood pressure

>> No.55962671

>>55962539
We need a chum version of the guy drumming

>> No.55962702

>>55962583
Coffee never energizes me either. I just get anxious and then really tired after 30 minutes.

>> No.55962720

Goob is probably watching the AL anni stream

>> No.55962722

just woke up and its like 20 million degrees

>> No.55962760

>>55962583
As someone a massive caffeine tolerance, same desu

>> No.55962916
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55962916

You can't sleep, get in here and support my wife!

>> No.55962931

>>55962583
>>55962702
maybe your tolerance is too high

>> No.55963015

Gura's gonna win

>> No.55963156

>>55962583
Caffeine never makes me less tired, it just stops me from falling asleep.

>> No.55963235

>>55963015
Yeah, my heart and goom.

>> No.55963275

I just goomed to give Gura good luck

>> No.55963319

Would you drink Gura's bath water?

>> No.55963327

>Pizza
Check
>Alcohol
Check
>Only 9pm
Lets GOOOO!!!

>> No.55963385

>>55963319
obviously.

>> No.55963424
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55963424

Wife soon!

>> No.55963446

>>55963319
Pre or post soap?

>> No.55963453

>>55963327
only homosexuals live in arizona/the worst coast

>> No.55963532

goob soobn

>> No.55963539

>>55963319
the question is rather how I would drink it. Mouth full, glass, straw, or many other ways..

>> No.55963546

WIFE INCOMING

>> No.55963564
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>>55963319

>> No.55963569

>>55963446
doesn't she use bath bombs?

>> No.55963584

Stream starting, chumbies!

>> No.55963739

>>55963319
only a degenerate flesh tuber would do that

>> No.55963770

>>55963569
I know she does sometimes, but I doubt she does every bath.

>> No.55963794
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55963794

>>55963453
Suck it Yeast Coast. I've got the perfect timezone to catch any of my wife's activity.

>> No.55963797

>>55963569
yes but last time she said she had bubble bath not a bath bomb

>> No.55963888

Holo ID sports intro instead of Gura's opening.

>> No.55963897

>>55963319
No, I would chug it.

>> No.55963898
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55963898

no shabu shabu

>> No.55963924

I'M THE SAME SAME DESU???

>> No.55963983

>>55963924
It's just not the same without same same desu.

>> No.55964024
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I fucked up the border

>> No.55964053

It's over

>> No.55964058

>default3dpose.png

>> No.55964154

CUTE WIFE

>> No.55964176
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55964176

I kinda wish Luna was on Gura's team but otherwise Im excited!

>> No.55964186

CUTE GOOB

>> No.55964187

Same we couldn't trade Ame for Fauna and Kobo for Keala. The JPs are fungible. I wonder what convinced Gura to stream her own pov

>> No.55964202
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55964202

CUTE

>> No.55964230

cute headband

>> No.55964266

>stream starts
>mori immediately talking over everyone
i hate her so much

>> No.55964279

It would be nice if we could see who was talking

>> No.55964319

That's me on her head! Is helping her like this cheating?

>> No.55964334

I keep forgetting Zeta exists

>> No.55964338

Who is talking? Is that Moona? She is way more ESL than Zeta

>> No.55964361

>>55964279
gura has set the stream to hard mode. you will play

>> No.55964366

I don't think I can handle it, this is too loud

>> No.55964385

>>55964319
That's actually me though

>> No.55964384

SHES SO CUTE

>> No.55964390

Moona speech. Sporty Gura is cute. Thanking Ollie and Reine for being MCs for today.

>> No.55964394

Thank god Gura decided to stream this because its not likely we will hear much of her

>> No.55964398
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>>55964319
no, because your contributions dont matter
mine will though

>> No.55964414

>>55964338
comb in a package

>> No.55964447

wow chumbuds really know nothing about hololive you should all be embarrassed and never post again

>> No.55964458

>>55964394
I will stare at her cute reactions

>> No.55964461

>>55964334
I really like her model and she has a nice voice, I wouldn't mind if her and Gura did more together.

>> No.55964506
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55964506

>>55964366
You will take all of the girls screaming, cheering, and talking at the same time and you will enjoy it!

>> No.55964528

Gura giving us the ebi perspective.

>> No.55964546

>>55964447
lol suck my cock, only gura matters

>> No.55964584
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55964584

tail

>> No.55964640

>>55964584
T o T

>> No.55964652
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Cute

>> No.55964698

>>55964461
she hangs out with Bae a lot, so IDK why she doesn't hang out with Gura. She is a fag enabler like Bae and Ollie though and I think plays a lot of FPS. I like Kaela, Reine, Anya and Moona better because they are less pro fag than the other 6 IDs

>> No.55964723

this brat

>> No.55964762

Full introduction of team time. Srikandi first.

>> No.55964787
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55964787

WHere is narrator anon???

>> No.55964791

AMEEEEEEE

>> No.55964819

Are we really doing this? This will take 20 minutes

>> No.55964840

>>55964447
wtf is hololive? this is the gura thread, get lost

>> No.55964900

lmao what kobo doing to my wife

>> No.55964902
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55964902

im so tiny T u T

>> No.55964910

>>55964787
oh shit

>> No.55964924

Ame sweep? Not sure about that. Bae sounding a little nervous there. Anya "let's have fun today." anya-ya. Pekora next.

>> No.55964946

Imagine the timeline where Gura went full peko laugh

>> No.55964957
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>>55964787
nvm im an idot. he just isn't saying much rn

>> No.55964974

>>55964819
gura is nervous...

>> No.55964994
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>>55964447

CUNNNNNNNNNY
SHARRRRRRRRK

>> No.55965056

>>55964900
Stealing her lines

>> No.55965060
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>>55964902

>> No.55965120

who let a male in?

>> No.55965147

>>55964698
Her not having the same stance towards the fags is the main reason I don't really bring her up at all. Gura truly does spoil us with how much she cares about being an idol

>> No.55965155

Gura up with the Srikandi win. Kobo with the boco. Towa "We taking the win." Marine "Ahoy. Try not to get spider net today."

>> No.55965184

i love marineglish

>> No.55965188

>>55965120
Tower-sama..

>> No.55965221

>>55965060

GOOSH

>> No.55965254

>>55965184
her voice is really nice to me for some reason

>> No.55965291

they are...

>> No.55965294

>>55965120
who? Iv saw Hololive girls no stars.

>> No.55965301

cute wiggle

>> No.55965316

>>55965294
retardchama..

>> No.55965322
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>> No.55965332

im ripping some stinky farts buds

>> No.55965342

I like how you can hear discord shitting itself when they all cheer

>> No.55965343

So nervous. More than Bae. Kaela- the blacksmith of holoID. Calli- screaming Japanese noises.

>> No.55965359

lool its funny how mori's voice sticks out

>> No.55965362

why do they invite mori to things?

>> No.55965396
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55965396

I like how indonesians speak in bippity boppity

>> No.55965402

>>55965147
I don't think its the fag enabling that is the issue. I'm assuming the issue is Zeta doesn't ask. Gura has no issue collabing with fag enablers like Bae, Ame and Kronii. And she was fine with hanging out with ollie in person in japan. I think it literally is just Zeta doesn't ask and Reine and Kaela do

>> No.55965413

>>55965362
it’s specifically to piss you off

>> No.55965450

What events is gura in?

>> No.55965469

i like when gura quietly says things and i can pretend they're just for me

>> No.55965489

>Fauna starts talking
>Gura tabs out

>> No.55965567

sora earrape

>> No.55965573

>>55965489
fake fembud
not a single time has Fauna talked about Gura's ripe cunny

>> No.55965578

Kiara- It's 6 AM where she is at. She's daijoubou. Badminton and soccer. Fight on! Fauna- Thanks for not being on soccer team. Capture the fort and potato sack race. Sora- Badminton and she was very loud.

>> No.55965611

Fauna is still traumatized by her soccer

>> No.55965644

sora-chan cute...
gura's friends are cute.

>> No.55965648
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55965648

>>55965567
I'm okay with Sora raping my ears

>> No.55965709

>>55965316
Did I miss something? I don't no life this stuff like some of you.

>> No.55965722

>>55965567
Soda-chan can rape whatever she wants

>> No.55965725

>>55965362
cause she is awake at this time. I'm assuming they tried to get ENs before they went after JPs just do the the fact all the IDs and ID viewers speak english, but not all the ID viewers can speak JP

>> No.55965791

>>55965402
>I don't think its the fag enabling that is the issue
I didn't mean it was the issue they don't interact much, I meant that's the reason why I don't actually care that they don't interact much.

>> No.55965801

Luna- sounds cute. Everyone doing the nanora... Koyori- Tug of War and Soccer? Golden Finger? Ollie wants to hear more than introductions? The team cheers part.

>> No.55965803

>>55965450
tug of war, soccer and I think potato sack race

>> No.55965819

>>55965120
tortellini...

>> No.55965829

>>55965567
It's not rape if it's soda, that's consentual

>> No.55965848

>>55965709
your tower reps anon...

>> No.55965857

>>55965709
the joke is towa = male

>> No.55965916
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55965916

Minecraft and too many girls screaming over each other... This is home...

>> No.55965915

>>55965709
lurk more and do your reps

>> No.55965937

I like how you can tell Gura is laughing

>> No.55965986
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55965986

y-yaay..
I'm bored

>> No.55965990

if someone overheard me watching this they would think im watching a show for toddlers

>> No.55966013 [DELETED] 

>>55965848
>>55965857
So Towa is a male to female transgender? I don't see the problem and what that has to do with gura streaming and playing games with her. It does not bother me.

>> No.55966027

>>55965990
They wouldn't be wrong

>> No.55966035 [DELETED] 
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>>55965857
OOH OOOH LET ME EXPLAIN THE JOKE OOH I KNOW WHAT IT IS, LOOK ILL EXPLAIN IT

>> No.55966040

Gura looks like she's having fun already. Lots of smiles. Cute!

>> No.55966051

Imagine if the All Blacks used this chant instead. That would be truly scary

>> No.55966075

Srikandi chant time.

>> No.55966076

Wish we still had the audio setup from the practice stream, could still hear her really well even over all the screeching

>> No.55966086

>>55966013
you have to be baiting, no way you're this retarded

>> No.55966088

Discord has had enough of this already

>> No.55966095
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>>55965990
...it isnt?

>> No.55966138

ill be honest, i hate that Yagoo is more of a fucking celebrity than the fucking girls themselves these days
like the corpo worship surrounding Hololive has gotten so fucking bad its insane

>> No.55966136

>>55966013
No more you's for you

>> No.55966149

What the fuck was that air raid siren I just heard

>> No.55966170
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sugondese?

>> No.55966177
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>>55966013
Ooh ok you're shitposting. Got it.

>> No.55966192

>>55966076
I would assume they're go to their own rooms once events start so it should be much better

>> No.55966232

>>55966149
Russia is invading Austria

>> No.55966250
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Reminder: this is a NO LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT MY (not yours) SHARKWIFE ZONE. Respect me and my Sharkwife's wishes. Keep your perverted ideas about her slender delicate body and pale little feet to yourself. We appreciate your cooperation. Verification not required.

>> No.55966254

>>55966138
it literally would not exist without him

>> No.55966266

>>55966149
find shelter

>> No.55966273

>>55966086
>>55966136
>>55966177
I'm not joking I really don't know.

>> No.55966288

Is gura in all the events?

>> No.55966289

>>55966138
I will never do that, I'm here for Gura and Gura only.

>> No.55966294

>>55966149
THE RUSSIAN CHUMBIES, HIDE YOUR CUNNY

>> No.55966312

>>55966149
Anon, you're already dead.

>> No.55966334

Soccer is end of course but that seems the most janky based on the practice stream.

>> No.55966344

Gura is rocking back and forth like a kid.

>> No.55966375
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>>55966250
why did your wife send me this last night?

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>>55966294
It is too late chumrade! Hand over your cunny or face execution!

>> No.55966405

I saw under her...

>> No.55966417

>>55966254
ok Steve Jobs crawl back into your fucking grave already
Hololive wouldnt exist without the girls or their fans either

>> No.55966423

Gura too busy playing with chat to know where's she's going. "Hello, winning team."

>> No.55966459
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55966459

ToT
wa...

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>>55966273
in japan the execute faggots. Thats why that faggot assassinated Abe. Because Abe was forcing him to stop being a faggot and get a GF

>> No.55966494

I love GaooGura (formerly known as GauGura)

>> No.55966501
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>>55966417
do you expect them to all be indies or something?

>> No.55966557

>wojaks
there goes the thread quality

>> No.55966591

Lot of retardbuds in tonight

>> No.55966601

>>55966149
cnumbie? CHUMBIE RESPOND!!!!

>> No.55966607

luna TERRIFIES gura

>> No.55966619

Gura's feeling the waku waku. Fear of the other team. "No" We "muscle muscle." Yeah they've got buffson. Someon Yabe Fauna sweep.

>> No.55966635

headpats whore

>> No.55966644

>>55966501
>you should corpo worship because... you just should
go the fuck back

>> No.55966646

>>55966607
She said Kaela anon..

>> No.55966662
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>>55966601

>> No.55966683

>>55966607
Luna and matsuri are the only girls with a bladder larger than Gura

>> No.55966695

>>55966557
Ignore shitposting save attention for stream

>> No.55966698

they are moving to the /general/...

>> No.55966720

>>55966646
no

>> No.55966738

Zeta has a nice voice
Quite soft

>> No.55966766

>>55966138
I'm fine with Yagoo being a celebrity
Gura is a deity, an angel, a goddess; they cannot be compared. I'm sure everyone else feels the same about their oshis

>> No.55966771

Gura bonking Kobo. Bae will defend base like her life depends on it.

>> No.55966787

Her big head is so cute

>> No.55966857

>>55966720
She did anon, she asked if Kaela was playing this game for the other team and then said "kaela is the only one who scares me"

>> No.55966906

>>55966766
i wish that were true, "Yagoo is best girl" unironically enabled a massive amount of faggotry in the community
everyone should just call their oshi the best girl and support them instead of agreeing that some fag CEO should be worshiped instead of their oshi

>> No.55966908

>>55966857
she said senpai and kaela isn't a senpai

>> No.55966953

Hey guys I just learned a new shark fact Shark Fact: Gura is my wife.

>> No.55967025

my fucking ears

>> No.55967040

>>55966738
Good taste. Goob’s soft voice and a certain sheep indie are my favorites too.

>> No.55967064

damn these bitches loud

>> No.55967097

That was a total sweep. Over so fast.

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>>55966953
Independent fact-checkers have issued a correction: She is MY wife
Disregard the last post

>> No.55967173

Goob is so cute when she moves her head to look at chat

>> No.55967200

>>55967119
This is my post (me)

>> No.55967250

>>55967119
Local Researcher found to be spreading false information, new study shows. She is my wife.

>> No.55967266

>>55967173
i like when she looks down

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>>55967173
It's cute, she's constantly looking at me, her husband.

>> No.55967283

No defense and everyone got sent to prison. Not a smart move other team. Bae did it according to plan.

>> No.55967284

So is Gura not participating in this game? She just stood there

>> No.55967304

>>55966906
they call him best girl so nobody fights over which girl is best girl

>> No.55967351

SHEEEEEEEEESH

>> No.55967383

SHEESH

>> No.55967389
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55967389

I love watching gura in 3d. You can see her stimming sometimes and its very cute

>> No.55967390

>>55967304
yes... and that is gay as fuck
what kind of fucking queer doesnt think their oshi is the best girl?

>> No.55967427

>>55967284
MENACINGLY

>> No.55967444

I had a feeling that was gonna go really fast based on the practice round. Really should have been best of 5 or something.

>> No.55967460

what the fuck even just happened? Gura's team won?

>> No.55967466

>>55967304
Gura is best girl you fag.

>> No.55967475

A loud sheesh from Towa? Sack Race already? Potato time. That last even lasted like less than 1 minute.

>> No.55967479

potato potato

>> No.55967523

Wait? That first game is over already? Gura didn't even do anything

>> No.55967537

Gura sweep incoming

>> No.55967568
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55967568

My wife wishes to be a potato

>> No.55967581

>>55967390
>>55967466
No fucking shit, I didn't say I agree with it. I just told you why they do it.

>> No.55967596

>>55967523
They each have different games they're assigned to anon

>> No.55967602

>>55967460
Her team speedran their way to the goal, white team had decided to go all in and so they got boned

>> No.55967643

I can't understand Gura she's speaking but I can't understand her

>> No.55967646

>>55967596
Someone told me that Gura was apart of the first game

>> No.55967657
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>>55967602
>boned
by me!

>> No.55967661

Marine preparing her mental passion to avoid spider net.

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>>55967389
Ah that's the stuff

>> No.55967679

>>55967581
I thought people do it because hes a meme and they think its funny

>> No.55967681

>>55967523
newbud..

>> No.55967705

>>55967646
Someone was wrong chumbie

>> No.55967718

>>55967643
the others are way too loud

>> No.55967726

>>55967581
and im telling you that its fucking gay and annoying and an attributing factor as to why there are so many homos in the fanbase now
Hololive has been over run by "fans"

>> No.55967786

how did Ame not know how to control the race? lol

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nice of amelia to give them all a headstart

>> No.55967808

Watson is going to be so tilted

>> No.55967819

Ame lagged behind. Fauna so far ahead.

>> No.55967837

>>55967726
is it time for a great purge?

>> No.55967846

WATSON JOBBING

>> No.55967939

anya disconnected? The game will restart again. Yes, that was a warm up.

>> No.55967949

its over

>> No.55967951

>>55967837
it was time for a purge when EN 2 happened and didnt debut a loli character
its honestly too late now unless they start allowing the girls to talk about loli and doing GFE content again

>> No.55967952

>sackless
heh

>> No.55967987

Watson...

>> No.55968035

I just noticed Gura's skin has a tail

>> No.55968060
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This brat...

>> No.55968065

>>55967951
weren't they encouraging GFE content with the valentines stuff?

>> No.55968067

>>55967951
what if Gura bought a majority of the stock and became CEO of cover?

>> No.55968071

thank you gura

>> No.55968079
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>> No.55968096

Ok, when is Gura going to actually participate in a game?

>> No.55968118
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55968118

She keeps giving us very low angle shots

>> No.55968130

>big Collab
>Still fucks with chat
I love her so much...

>> No.55968167

Gura with ebi pose or upskirt? They'll keep continuing even with disconnection after this? Lucky practice round. Anya will make this up.

>> No.55968170

>>55968067
don't you have to be a nip to buy stocks?

>> No.55968178

can someone post a reference image of the teams so I can know who to root for?

>> No.55968180

>>55968065
not even a tiny bit, Gura even told a story about how they said she wasnt allowed to imply her and the chumbuds were going to go on a date.
>>55968067
TOTAL CUNNY TAKEOVER

>> No.55968192

>>55968079
damn cute

>> No.55968245

>>55968130
What did she do? I missed it

>> No.55968267

>>55968178
Just cheer the ones with the red helmets

>> No.55968298

Marine trying to prepare mentally. anya on Risu's tail.

>> No.55968346

>>55968180
ehhh? I don't remember that at all.

>> No.55968384

>>55968180
She literally took us on a date

>> No.55968393

>>55968245
I think he's talking about the upskirts

>> No.55968395

>>55968245
She gave us a underdress angle and look at our response.

>> No.55968493

>>55968346
>>55968384
hes misremembering a little but hes not totally wrong
she wanted to imply an actual relationship which she was denied
also literally all of Hololive has stopped doing GFE even the "actual" GFE vtubers like Lammy

>> No.55968515

risu is cracked
and damn what happened to fauna between practice and now

>> No.55968555

Watson caught in spider web. Marine moaning sounds erotic here. Ame won with a come from behind victory!~

>> No.55968607

MY EARS

>> No.55968630

>>55968515
The spiderwebs really fuck with you and if you get tilted it's ogre

>> No.55968675

>>55968515
her gaming chair wasn't set to the right position

>> No.55968701

>>55968493
disheartening

>> No.55968752

I think I'll wait for Gura potato game and then go to sleep. I'll watch the VOD later

>> No.55968768

I thought Gura was in this race?

>> No.55968797

>>55968752
is that the only thing shes in?

>> No.55968807

>>55968555
spider net*

>> No.55968820

Gura is so cute

>> No.55968876

>>55968820
This is true

>> No.55968888

Gura is in this next game

>> No.55968913

IT'S TIME

>> No.55968921

>>55968393
>>55968395
Fuck I missed it :(

>> No.55968929

Wait why didn't she play the potato thing

>> No.55968941

Good news, I can get new tires tomorrow morning.
Bad news its still too late for me to go to my shooting match
gay news. probably have to buy 4 tires because 1 tire broke

>> No.55968967

>>55968820
All evidence supports this claim.

>> No.55968981

>>55968929
I don't think they're allowed to let everyone have fun at once?

>> No.55968983

Winner team entering VC with Ollie. Ame Clutch did win that. Blue gang strategy meeting. Make Sure Pekora doesn't fall. Should be simple.

>> No.55968990

>>55968820
True

>> No.55969028

Wait, now it's tug of war? I thought she was in the potato sack race?

>> No.55969038

>>55968929
She's not part of the ones assigned to that

>> No.55969046

>kobo talking strategy
>peko doesn't speak english
kek

>> No.55969060

SMASH YOUR MOUSE SHORK

>> No.55969066

Kobo's child voice bros. I just ToT

>> No.55969091

>>55969038
But I thought she was?

>> No.55969105

why did they make the blue women red...

>> No.55969109

>>55969046
ok ok ok

>> No.55969119

Good plan

>> No.55969153

Gooba gooba gooba

>> No.55969162

"click until your fingers fall off." Boko boko- peko peko- gooba gooba. Gura already sweeting. Gotta sit up on her legs for leverage.

>> No.55969172

BONGO SHORK

>> No.55969175

why are they beating each other off?

>> No.55969188

>>55969038
But someone posted above that she was. Then why did she practice that race the other day?

>> No.55969215

>>55969066
imagine being Kobo's dad. Even with her terrible fucking SC pay she still likely fucking mogs the shit out of him considering like $36,000 USD puts you in the top 10% of income earners and $150,000 puts you in the top 1% in Indonesia

>> No.55969217

Pekora will fall

>> No.55969232

She's getting serious

>> No.55969271

gooba...

>> No.55969290

FASTER

>> No.55969308

>>55969188
They all practiced everything, obviously. It was individual team practice they needed more to play against

>> No.55969309

>>55968820
This is not an opinion this is a fact.

>> No.55969332

that's a long timer

>> No.55969341

That lever? My PP

>> No.55969339

EVERYONE GIVE GURA YOUR ENERGY

>> No.55969356

This is going to be quick if they are only doing 1 round of each game

>> No.55969381

And in an upset. Gura Kobo and Pekora lost. Kobo blaming mouse fault.

>> No.55969382

This is a test for which team flicks their bean the most.

>> No.55969416

Gura's team lost. Its all Bae's fault

>> No.55969462

>>55969356
soccer is gonna take a little bit

>> No.55969479
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FUCK

>> No.55969491

I will never forgive gravity

>> No.55969528
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>Gura assumed she was apart of the white team
based

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Why does Gura have an upside down polish flag on her shirt?

>> No.55969538

Gura thought she was the white team at first. Badminton next.

>> No.55969542

gura thought she was on the wrong team...

>> No.55969555

Lol, Kobo made them lose. What a retard

>> No.55969558

>>55969491
Same, CJ.

>> No.55969612

>>55969536
Anon your ID flag reps...

>> No.55969704

kek

>> No.55969707

Gura getting assualted by Kaela. Sounds hot.

>> No.55969763

My wife is getting bullied!

>> No.55969849

>KKK
GURA NO

>> No.55969858

Zeta Towa vs kaela Kiara. ZT vs Double K.

>> No.55969862

KKK?

>> No.55969887

>>55969849
Kureji Olie is the ref
oh nyo...

>> No.55969930

>>55969849
>>55969862
and she thought she was apart of the white team earlier...

>> No.55970048

Kaela feeling spicy badmintoning Towa before game. Towa bringing the mental clinal.

>> No.55970050

Why is Towa so fucking bad at games?

>> No.55970087

>>55970050
she has to keep the illusion of being a woman

>> No.55970130

Towa really not good at badminton shooting it out most times. Towa saying Zeta is Hope.

>> No.55970139
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>> No.55970220

BULLSHIT

>> No.55970232

fuckin RIGGED

>> No.55970244

I think Towa didn't realize she was supposed to serve diagonally

>> No.55970241

they say 2-0 is the most dangerous lead

>> No.55970281

There was no hope. Zeta couldn't make up for Towa. KoBae will save us!

>> No.55970321

Gura keeps showing us her puffy mound T o T

>> No.55970338

it's over...

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>> No.55970354

>>55970050
>>55970087
>>55970130
>>55970244
>>55970281
reminder that Towa played like 2000 hours of Apex with her IRL male friends and still came in dead last place in a tourny and didnt even do enough over all damage between all of her games to down even a single character

>> No.55970376
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THEY HIT GURA!

>> No.55970390

>>55970347
yeah, mine

>> No.55970392

She almost fucking died

>> No.55970422

Gura almost got hit by that shuttlecock. Sora seems like a good shot. Doesn't look too good for us KoBae bros.

>> No.55970434

>>55970354
Towa isn’t autistic like Aqua

>> No.55970439

too rigged

>> No.55970459

I like how they even got this high energy BGM, based ID autism

>> No.55970523

I leave for 5 min and gura still isn't in this game? Lol.

>> No.55970538

>>55970459
I think Gura is doing that. She just turned it off/down

>> No.55970558

>>55970392
>>55970376
They tried to ASSASSINATE our glorious leader!

>> No.55970566

>>55970354
kek, I turned on Iroha once for a few mins where she was practicing valorant for a tournament and I think she died like half a dozen times in the 4 mins I watched without firing her gun once

>> No.55970589

>>55970459
That’s not Gura’s BGM?

>> No.55970636

There are only 1 kind of balls that gura likes handling

>> No.55970664

>>55970636
yeah, mine

>> No.55970668

>>55970589
we saw her turn it on

>> No.55970675

>>55970538
>>55970589
Either Gura is doing it or the resource pack they're using plays it when a game starts, I'm too lazy to check other streams

>> No.55970676

>>55970636
Yeah, mine

>> No.55970678

>>55970636
Girl balls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA

>> No.55970752

>>55970347
I miss all these moments. The upskirt earlier, now this. Did she laugh at shuttlecock?

>> No.55970761

crazy what people can do in terms of modding minecraft

>> No.55970779

Love me footy
Love me wife
Simple as

>> No.55970782

It's all going to have to depend on soccer of all things. Ame keeper should be good.

>> No.55970832

Gura has a line above her again

>> No.55970871

>>55970675
yup, she just turned it on

>> No.55970874

Gura just said "my hype man music" so she is putting it on

>> No.55970886

Gura is Messi and messy. Can we actually score a goal in this?

>> No.55970895

>>55970761
I thought they use command blocks

>> No.55970917

Guys? this is fucking boring...

>> No.55970919

>>55970832
yeah, me

>> No.55970974

>>55970895
>>55970761

Yeah this is with vanilla mc minus the resource pack

Modding would be 10x times as crazy and buggy

>> No.55971010

sniffa sniffa

>> No.55971019

Gura playing with close-up shots. Gura did the sniff sniff. Gura will play where you put her in coach.

>> No.55971021

sniffa

>> No.55971026

So close.. I want to sniff Gura's face..

>> No.55971041

Gura just sniff me!

>> No.55971064

>>55970917
u r 79 years old

>> No.55971082

>>55970917
yes
every single sports fes is boring and unironically better as clips

>> No.55971113

Gura’s watched shaolin soccer so she should be good

>> No.55971133

what? They scored a goal already and it was Pekora! Keep the lead.

>> No.55971188

>ball holder:

>> No.55971214

>ball holded

>> No.55971224

Ball: Holded

>> No.55971231

>>55970917
Yea, all these Minecraft events are. That's why the best compliment people give is I'm glad Gura had fun.

>> No.55971269

Since this is football, does that mean there are going to be riots on the streets when Gura loses?

>> No.55971285

>>55971113
she watched bend it like beckham so she could masturbate to the lesbian scenes of natalie portman and that indian girl

>> No.55971296

Gura did something! Twice!

>> No.55971324

>>55971231
They should hold a fanfiction writing competition, that wouldn't be boring.

>> No.55971349

>>55971269
Yes I will storm Cover HQ

>> No.55971352

Does Gura even know what positions in soccer are other than the goalie?

>> No.55971360

>>55971269
Yes, but also if Gura wins

>> No.55971372

Ame is good wall for goal. Towa said Gura did good? Nice positioning Free goal kick against Iofi? Iofi blocked it. So close. We need to extend lead.

>> No.55971394
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55971394

I for one always enjoy the retarded Minecraft chaos

>> No.55971397

>>55971352
does anyone?

>> No.55971443

Why is the time counting up?

>> No.55971463

>>55971443
that's how it works in soccer

>> No.55971474

>>55971352
>are you near someone? spread out, kick ball where enemy players aren't
there I solved soccer

>> No.55971519

STOP JUST FOLLOWING THE BALL (not talking about Gura)

>> No.55971524

Can you play minecraft baseball? I know kyroni plays baseball games on stream. Gura should too

>> No.55971563

>>55971064
I just hate that goob gets drowned in the mayhem in these events, like what's even the point?

>> No.55971565

gura is taking her role serious...

>> No.55971601

>>55971519
its like 6 year olds playing soccer

>> No.55971608

She's the MVP

>> No.55971621

Gura first side throw. Nice kick but still no additional goal.

>> No.55971679

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL

>> No.55971701

>ball holded!
which ESL set this up?

>> No.55971705

LETS GO PEKO!!!!

>> No.55971714

>>55971601
T o T

>> No.55971756

PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSIPESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI PESSI

>> No.55971780

all i know about soccer is that once one team scores two goals its hard for the other team to win

>> No.55971790

>>55971524
Yeah. Gura knows baseball

>> No.55971805

>>55971701
someone who understands SOUL

>> No.55971834

>>55971701
anon.... its HoloID cup...

>> No.55971832

>>55971621
I remember girls doing some flip thing to throw the ball, but only the mega manlet guys ever did that. Everyone else just threw normally

>> No.55971852

We got a 2nd goal. We can win this. Zeta called Calli Soccer dad? Must extend the lead further.

>> No.55971861
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55971861

A winner is you!

>> No.55971929

>>55971701
You don't say that someone bad has been SCELD right?

>> No.55971975

Gura is playing right winger

>> No.55972014

is the stream almost over I want to collect my gura snuggles and go to bed

>> No.55972015

>>55971975
no, she is playing right mid or right defender or something. She isn't on offense

>> No.55972019

First half finished. If we can get a 3rd goal I think the victory should be totally locked that they can't catch up. Gura was good with positioning. Pekora the scorer.

>> No.55972033

>>55971975
No, she's right mid

>> No.55972049

So cute...

>> No.55972090

THEY ARE

>> No.55972114

>>55972014
I'm assuming there is about 38 mins left

>> No.55972129

Also, Ame is the best choice for goalkeeper. She is literally the wall. Amesame moment.

>> No.55972138

she's flustered

>> No.55972143

>>55972014
about 40 minutes left probably

>> No.55972151
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55972151

Cam on red team! Score som fakkin' goals!

>> No.55972206

>>55972143
I wouldn't guess more than 25. 10 minutes for the second half then 15 to wrap everything else up.

>> No.55972239

Gura realizes that the other team can hear them. I guess we are stalling for time. I would like one more goal to clinch victory.

>> No.55972282

I wonder what Gura's brother thinks knowing that thousands of autistic fucks jerk off to his sister everyday

>> No.55972332

>>55972151
God I would run on the field and take Gura right there

>> No.55972342

>>55972151
La Uwu de Chile

>> No.55972345

>>55972282
He's probably one of them

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55972369

>>55972151
>not posting the better version

>> No.55972377

Mental destroying play? Bully the Kaela. Gura asking if they can fake an injury? 2nd half starting soon.

>> No.55972449

looks like the clock doesn't stop for the ball going out

>> No.55972468

Goddamn

>> No.55972474

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAL

>> No.55972496

I guess Pekora is Pessi. Pessi does it again with a 3rd goal. We winning this. They can stall now.

>> No.55972566

PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO

>> No.55972609

Did peko score all 3 goals?

>> No.55972619

Pegola shows no mercy

>> No.55972680

Kobo also got a goal as well! Nice. This is a one sided slaughter like Blue Lock.

>> No.55972765

RED TEAM DOMINATION

>> No.55972779
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55972779

TOTAL GURA VICTORY

>> No.55972777

Wow Ame is such a good goalie. She is like that one girl with that blown out anus

>> No.55972857

>>55972777
The Niji?

>> No.55972859

>>55972777
I mean i think the rest of white team just sucks
Iofi is fucking hard carrying white from doing 100x worse lmao

>> No.55972878

the claps sounded different that time... did she slap her thigh?

>> No.55972891

Ame kicked the ball to Gura

>> No.55972919

Jesus who is the screeching banshee

>> No.55972941

Awwww. Ame lost one goal. The wall has been broken once.

>> No.55972956

ITS SO OVER

>> No.55972961

>>55972857
No, hope solo, the former goalie of the US women's national team got her nudes leaked a decade ago and had a blown out anus

>> No.55973000

>>55965396
When they speak it sounds like an old car trying to start

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