/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking Together Edition

Last thread: >>55683709

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/k6AeHDBh

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714469
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714119
Axel, stop being /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714570
I'd wager he isn't just /here/ but actually HERE, in this very thread. He could be any one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714549
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714807
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

Friendship ended with Zetaxel
Now Evaxel is my best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715031
WHAT HAPPENED TO MAGNI AND VESPER YOU SON OF A BITCH, I KNOW YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING, TELL ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714807
He could be (you), he could be me, he could even be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715150
Zeta can be their collective niece.

[Anonymous No.]

Locking Bettel in the freezer and not letting him out until he listens to me monologue about dry ice and glycerin

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715150
Zetaxel bros we lost another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714549
AAAAAMEN BROTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715573
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715666
Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715616
And I was one of the biggest supporters but I think this has more potential if Axel is interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715293
Sefirosu!?

[Anonymous No.]

Generate Magni Dezmond and become real magmite prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>55707666
>medical gummies
I hope you're okay, Hag-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715711
If Axel shows any level of interest above "ew gross get away from me", she's 100% taking him to pound town

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715963
i’m not lol. but thanks anon, you’re very sweet. vtubers and being /here/ helps too

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716166
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally founds bottom Hakka fanfic
>He speaks on cringy spanglish
Look I think him switching back to spanish during a mindbreak would be pretty hot but this aint it.
https://twitter.com/MendakoPii/status/1688163635984580608?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715150
I left Zetaxel a long time ago... It's not gonna happen anymore so I just dipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716166
TTTOTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716377
so do you have 4 eyes, or 6, or what? what is this kaomoji supposed to imply? are you some sort of spider, or angel, or possibly both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55715745
>one-winged angel starts playing
N-nani?!?

[Anonymous No.]

Post oddly specific dates (time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716337
"Ah...ah... M..Mas... Agh I mean...Hmph...!"

[Anonymous No.]

I just heard Bettel's cover of Monster... never knew that slut of a clown can sing so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716599
You. You are now my oddly specific date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716599
April 5th, 2023, 3:36 PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716729
Something i notice being a fan of HoloPro
Fan of the girls call them
>cute,sexy and must protect
Fans of the boys
>slut,whore and will ryona because why not.
Its just funny to me how different it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716599
July 10, 2023 5:21 AM

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shinri throwing arrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716729
have you ever been to one of his karaokes? he’s hit or miss, but when he hits, it’s surprisingly powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716337
>He speaks on cringy spanglish
This post and Pekora getting MGS perms has made me realize how much I NEED to see Hakka to play Peace Walker.
I guess I'm also looking forward to the deranged fujoposting about adopting Hakka as a malnourished war orphan child soldier into your offshore mercenary compound cult (Affectionate) (GONE SEXUAL!?) (Viva La RevoluciUUUUUUUUÓÓÓÓÓÓÓHN) (TTÓTT)

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I'm going to sleep and have to wait for the vod to come back..

[Anonymous No.]

im so fucking crossfaded right now. i want to fuck vesper noir. i wan to fucking punish him. i want to knock on his bedroom door late at nigth when hes studying in his candlelit chamber. he asks me whats wrong, why am i up so late? i say nothing. i want to pin him on the ground, wrap around his arms aand eyes anmd keep hikm bound to the ground. hes confused and doesnt know whats going on. he asks me whats wrong,. i say nothing. with one knee on his back and my arm on his head, grabbing his hair and pushing it against the hardwood floor, i sneak in and grab a feel of his ass. i grab his pants and unvein his lower half, cutely blanketed with his sweaty, green boxers., i ripped them off. little black and whtie hairs peppered down from his legs, his meaty, firm hamstrings, and danced across his ass. oh, his ass. his meaty, porky, firm-yet soft mounds. without any hesitation i drool all across his grayish-brown little asshole, and draw out my raging cock from my shorts. one peckish kiss from the head of my dick to his rear lips followed by a pound. and another. and another. i press my weight against his back, leaning closer, my fangs tickling his ears. my glasses drop on the floor. my teeth snuck down towards his vascular neck, and dug into his veins, sinking deeper and deeper for the taste of iron. vesper says nothing. i dont let go. i pound and pound, harder, angrier, fiercer. my fangs refusing to let go. and then. i stop. i retract from his neck. piles and piles of white batboy goo oozes from the rim of vesper's pale mounds, my penis still deep in his asshole. i get up, looking at the defeated scholar sodomized in the ground. turning him around, i remove his mask and stare right into his soulless eyes. "where. where were you...the streams. WHERE." he does not respond, eyes only begging to stop. "fine. Fine. i'll show you what a real stream is." i grabbed my wet, flaccid spear and aimed it towards Vesper's face. he could only stare with defeat, mouth gaping with seafoamed saliva, powerless as to what was to come next. a river of amber rain descended upon his face; yellowing his albino hair like a dog in the winter snow; flowing below to his mouth like a waterfall. ikt was olver. He gets what he fucking deserves...

a veshounen btw

[Anonymous No.]

Bouncing Shotare on your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718017
based
>spoiler
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718039
LEAVE THAT LITTLE BOY ALONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718039
extremely based

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718039
Bet he love it, WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714549
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718748
CUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718039
full pic link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716525
What I want, Magni... Is to sail the darkness of the cosmos with this model as my vessel... just as my Sister did, long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55719156
There is a fanfic somewhere in there, i am just too lazy to figure it out and write it. No, not a spicy one you coomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55719527
The more I think about it, the more it's weird that Magni has become the Tempus boy most similar to Cloud. Axel is obviously Zack, so it makes sense that he's basically Magni's oshi. Even if I want him to be Reno just for the Axel/Quinton Flynn connection.

Artfags, this image but Vesper, I beg of you.

[Anonymous No.]

the samefagging is getting old

[Anonymous No.]

Gamma is drawing some Tempus today for his Holostars Summer pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_25Rq34q4

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720814
Shinri looks so youthful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720814
Sunhat love

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716511
this thing crossed with the uoh face

[Anonymous No.]

>>55716337
Hakka tends to switch to spanish when he's really excited/mad. he only does like exclamations and stuff like that tho (like most biliguals do) did the thing you read have the cringe american cartoon type of spanglish? kek

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYE4Bbi0a8
I fucking love Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720814
I wish my Nippponese was better. Gamma always seems nice and like a really cheerful gu-
>Open stream
>Zoomed in on Hakka
>Obvious sound of PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
i-i am content to continue not watching gamma, but thanks anyway, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55718843
https://files.catbox.moe/64fovk.png
While we're at it, was there a full version of picrel or was that all there was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721017
Why must you turn my guild into a house of lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720814
bettel looks so weird when he's calmer than everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

Ganchan my absolute beloved hes so entertaining to listen to...

[Anonymous No.]

this girl sounds like a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720793
>samefagging
Which post? I unironically have no idea how you came to that conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721274
welcome to JP vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721274
She is sex incarnate, she moans everything she says. She makes my pp hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720814
oh hey he has a diff bgm since the last time i caught him

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720152
>Axel as Zack
Why, because of the saviourfag trait?
How is Magni similiar to cloud i honestly dont see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721072
Excuse me? I didn't know gamma is so based

[Anonymous No.]

ToT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55720152
Altare is a better sephiroth
Vesper as Barret

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[Anonymous No.]

>>55721192
>Balls are basically part of a bodysuit, with no separation from pelvis.
>Dick appears to be attached to outside of balls.
Cute picture, but this part is a bit uncomfortable to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

what is that satanic layer organization, Gamma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721635
he's just like me fr fr, at some point trying to organize only makes things worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721274
She sounds less like a child than, like, 90% of the girls Hololive has

[Anonymous No.]

Gamma is holding off as long as he can, but it's gonna be 19 Holostars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721477
>Dumb genki boy with effortless rizz despite being a huge dork.
>Punches way above his weight class but gets no respect for it.
>Just wants to follow his passion; doesn't give a shit about business politics.
>Does nothing wrong but the company around him starts imploding as the eccentric heavy-hitters go AWOL.
>Gradually descends into depression as he tries to protect everyone he cares about, but can't.
>YOU ARE HERE
>Dies while saviorfagging his last menhera friend that looks up to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722019
Who's the menhera in this case? Altare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722019
>dies
Noo, not Aniki..please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55721477
Axel has built his whole personality around Zack, he's said so a lot of times, it's kind of his role model growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722172
Holy shit, did he really? I didn't know that when I wrote >>55722019

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722100
NTA but Axel has expressed he wants to die in front of Magni loads of time so you might as well throw him a bone here
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1626856377032527872

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722172
Shit, you are right, i had forgotten that Zack is basically Anikis idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722291
>throw the Dingo a bone
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722100
only a axmag shipper would write this

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722218
kek i thought the "axel is obviously zack" was based on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722370
>axmag shipper
NTA, not everything is a ship anon, i dont ship anyone but i would write something like this just because its a cool idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722296
He had a true idol, but I never figured out who she was, just remember that his father bought him an adult magazine of her for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722100
Magni. If Altare looks up to Axel, it's news to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722551
>Axeldad awaken Anikis need for ecchi oneesans
Based father

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722370
No I genuinely wanna know kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722624
Yeah, that probably makes sense
I almost said arupi but he's far from a menhera kek>>55722624

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722638
According to Axel he never really opened the magazine because he didn't see her like that kek

[Anonymous No.]

Axel thinks ho means cheater or promiscuous.
It actually is slang for prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722773
yeah, ho is just short for whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722773
>>55722843
ESL nigga teaching English, ain't get funnier than that (love him though),

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722773
You're generally correct, but he's not entirely wrong. It's also sometimes used in black culture to refer to women in general, but especially women of low character, particularly those who sleep around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GMZI_mcXPQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722940
yes, whore is also used in the same exact contexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722836
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722985
Right, which means he's captured a correct but very incomplete fragment of the complete meaning of Ho, which he's treating as a completely separate word from Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Nowa committed suicide? How would Cover possibly deal with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723505
Magni seems to be pretty care free if he did

[Anonymous No.]

>Aniki stealing Niu from Astel
Nothing personal senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723581
Magni has been MIA for one month

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
Thankfully, she can't speak english, and JP axel doesn't constantly talk about piss and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723601
Magni 1.5 died tragically due to Sonic Heroes being kind of hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
More like axel picking up astel's used toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
Already happened when Astel dipped out of gta
Now, after Lap Dance 5, Niu's allegiance lies with the dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723760
After those sexy moves, can you blame her?

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope Aniki sees this thread. It's proof that on some level he's living up to the spirit of his hero, since at least one person has unknowingly compared them. Personally, I would already say that he became a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723849
as long as he doesn't become an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723846
I already miss Aniki x Niu's sexy strip club dancing
God I love La Familia

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna die in a skiing accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723944
We have just established that Axel's gonna die while (pretty successfully) fighting an entire military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55717983
This VOD & the last one (Files expire after inactivity):
https://gofile.io/d/N96PaF
Just this VOD (Doesn't expire. Other VOD was too big):
anonfiles com/s8ye9273zc

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723601
Right.

[Anonymous No.]

magni deserves hate

[Anonymous No.]

Apex doesn't really interest me, but I really enjoy streams with learning language, or language barriers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
Life goes on, you can't just cry about it the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni deserves love
Vesper deserves correction ##

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
>Stealing
Astel's the one who dumped her on the side of the road.

[Anonymous No.]

rrat Machina X Flayon's real identity

[Anonymous No.]

>>55723597
After Kagura Nana it's Niu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724506
>Deleted
ISRAEL???

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724506
>deleted
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

This kind of gentle expression isn't befitting of the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724506
I always had a feeling he was a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724506
see you in 3 days, nyaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri's vod is gone
Management HATES vodwatchers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724784
VOD here btw >>55724071

[Anonymous No.]

good morning mans i didnt have any dreams about magnoir tonight i rhink theyre fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724623
I can see the fear in his eyes from being surrounded by so many non eigo speakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724800
Thanks, I'm already downloading it but I felt the need to express my mild annoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724840
Eh, they had a good run

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724911
but vesper prefers biking

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper and Axel in an onsen. Axel speaks.
>"You know, I've never actually seen you use that. His dick. Don't you think it's sort of a waste?"
>"Use brings about wear... tear... and rust. And that's a real waste."
>"You're serious, aren't you?"
>"Yeah. I can be pretty cheap."
>"Yeah, no kidding..."
>While out adventuring later, Vesper mating-presses an oni to save Axel.
>"That's one more you owe me. You lost your focus."
>"Uh, yeah... Oh, sorry if your sword got any wear, tear, or rust on it."
>"You're a little more important than my sword... But just a little."
>Lock eyes.
>Stare at each other with intense homoerotic subtext for 8 seconds straight.
"...Thanks!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724960
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724840
well i'm about to go to bed and have a billion magnoir dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you in 8 hours non-believer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Picrel
Why is there a woman in Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725106
Good night anon, you will be rewarded for your faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725139
I told them I wouldn't join unless they found the perfect wife for me and proved it by putting her in the gen previous to mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724845
That doesn't look like fear. That looks like the total opposite of fear. Some kind of anti-anxiety potion or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725106
good night anon i hope you come back with some new information

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725247
i forcefed him weed brownies

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725139
Magni... Forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

>wakes up for announcement
>goes back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725293
Magni... he... he is no longer with us after the accident, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725247
>Some kind of anti-anxiety potion or something.
This anon has never experienced opiates or benzos, which is probably for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725336
surely tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>strip club no onee-san
Niu...

[Anonymous No.]

announcement tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725351
I have not but I was also trying to make it more lorefriendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>55724960
And that's how Vesper got his blue corruption dick

[Anonymous No.]

m-maybe tomorrow they'll finally announce their return

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725420
>lorefriendly
Went into debt to afford an entire case of copium.

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you fuckers clogged my toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725579
Me

[Anonymous No.]

Please quit while you're ahead aniki

[Anonymous No.]

OnlyPantsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725492

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725793
...no

[Anonymous No.]

edibles plus a shinri vod knocks me the fuck out better than any medication has helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>55725895
Shinri is meds frfr

[Anonymous No.]

i miss nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

So why did arupi said that kiss peepa(as a mistake of peace keeper) was bad? was he trying to say the second word sounds like peepee?

[Anonymous No.]

i hate nowa. im going to force him into my dungeon with the others once he returns.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't get all the shippers here? Why are people fighting over ships when we're all sailing the same boat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726067
Altare, you can't just abuse your position as leader to force Magni to clone vespers for your sick fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726067
>im going to force him into my dungeon
He's probably busy tending his own dungeon, desu.
>the others
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726096
Shut up AltNowa fag, everyone knows MagNoir is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa would love balders gate 3 with the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726067
>grampire escaping Cover's reeducation dungeon and immediately being transferred to anon's dungeon afterward

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726169
nowa would have gay sex any opportunity he gets after he spends 3 hours looking for the perfect penis for his character

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726138
if i give any more information the feds will find me but i will tell you this: elysium milk comes from somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726169
I'd love to play it as a fan of the originals and the adjacent games in the genre, but it's 100+ GB and made for modern computers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726242
From the clouds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726067
Altare, please let him stream once a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>55717205
Internet men are for abuse, anon. Hot sexual abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

why does axel keep talking about his favorite male characters in japanese? is he trying to be a seiso in front of this sex cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726290
yes mr federal agent. we will go with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726067
As far as I know, the "Vesper is trapped in the dungeon of an Elysian slaver because Magni sold him" arc was never resolved, so you'll probably have to save him first: >>55056556

[Anonymous No.]

So, my pirated stream bugged out and I didn't watch Vesper's last member's watchalong.
What hidden message could Magni have been trying to tell Vesper. Was it "Life is a lot like a train with classism, so let's get suspended for joking about smoking weed to Yagoo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726615
gay train sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726615
occams razor. they thought snowpiercer was a boring movie and said some bullshit "as a bit" to get some laughs. that's it. don't over complicate shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is talking about how he'd message rpr that he was drunk every day. For fujo's that's good crumbs. For me, it's explanation for why he was having trouble sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726950
Fuck me now I want a Cuba Libre

[Anonymous No.]

Where

[Anonymous No.]

When Axel checks the thread later,
It was a fun Apex stream!
Also please get persona perms you would probably enjoy the game and it might be popular contents

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714549
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>55722624
Altare does though.
He's always been inspired by Axel's work ethic and the quality of his covers. He likes to call him his rival for a reason.
I'm pretty sure I've heard all of HQ say they look up to each other at some point for various reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about those skinny legs of his that Flayon drew

[Anonymous No.]

i want to rape machina x flayon for several days on end

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726210
If you think that you dont watch streams and is terminally /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55726210
what are the fantasy equivalent of truckers?

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a month since the announcement.
RELEASE THE BOYS FROM PRISON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728137
dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728090
How can I watch streams if my good bitch is currently dead in a ditch???
>>55728137
Whatever race he desires the most I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728090
>>55728137
the duality of /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728158
Sorry, after Advent broke out from prison the defenses against escape were improved. Magni Dezmond and Vesper Noir will be imprisoned under maximum security until the public execution.
But the date of their execution... has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728248
They would have been executed already but they keep bribing the guards with their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>55727725
go to sleep Altare

[Anonymous No.]

I think they should naked dogeza when they do their return stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728603
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728603
Naked dogeza collab.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Hakka is a shameless slut and deserves to be passed around the guild members without taking a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728248
What!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728648
This but the entirety of Guild Tempus should be passed around a group of truckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728648
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728171
UWOH VESPER CHOKING ON HAIRY DWARF DICK!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1689574088292089856
I ship it

[Anonymous No.]

i need for the men itt to wake up so i can ask the general a vague roundabout question about what mental picture comes to mind when you see the word vesoji i already have a mental image of a veshounen

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728913
ngl that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729024
>mental picture of a vesoji
overweight, hairy 30 year old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728684
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729024

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729024
is picrel veshounen or vesoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729128
>>55729237
>hughes with a dad bod
hold on... hold on you guys are on to something here

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729315
shounen
kota from highschool of the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729389
fuck he really does look like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729484
kek fucking nailed it fat otaku fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729638

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties this is not your e-dating group chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729843
it's dead hours anyway who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>an otaku looking chubby guy
>is nice, responsible and has good hygiene
>already marriage material in my books

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728648
Finally a good post

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729843
you can fujopost while i harass men online and everyone can be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730258
I think he is just lonely, i think you should go harass him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna use the money I saved up for the anni merch on other stuff I want but man I really want nice Tempus stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729805
Thats what your get for showing yourself to the femvesties brother, heed our warning next time.

T.[redacted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730416
to be fair you'll have over a month to order the anni merch regulardless when it comes out. you do have a job, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730461
Yeah but I don't have a large budget for spending at all.

[Anonymous No.]

vesties? more like attention whoresties gottem

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone actually wear vests? I don't even if I'm wearing a suit for work, feels like too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729843
They are having their own attention whoring arc now that their attention whore oshi is still missing

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730768
Since their oshi are gonna get terminated anyway and therefore no longer part of Tempus. We should ban all Magni/Vesper and Magmite/Vesties posting /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730917
It gets hot where I live so I typically wear one to keep my arms bare and since I hate wearing polos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55730013
We will rape you too Oga

[Anonymous No.]

>We

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731823
>We We

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731823
>Wuz

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731994
>Kings

[Anonymous No.]

where's nowaoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731823
WILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732086
WE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731576
>heh? are you trying to rape a 200m tall demon? i would like to see you try shortie

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732056
inside me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732109
Well, let him out so he can stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
Giant sex OgaxMorf ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732103
WILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732055
>N shieeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
200m? Perfect I can reenact the sandy cheeks cock vore picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732164
WE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
MORF IS ALSO 200M

UWHOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Tarkov wipe soon. Will Shinri do a Tarkov stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732157
>>55732209
sadly they are both bottoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
*curses you to roll regular rares on paid currency* heh nothing personel kid...

[Anonymous No.]

please refrain from be perbert and/or homosex. Old man is uncomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
>perbert

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732208
ROCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732261
Morf isn't a bottom

[Anonymous No.]

What's the manifold market prediction on the fate of vesper and magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732361
>roaches are tops
fujos please verify this claim i demand empirical evidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732413
ugly bastards always top. hope this helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732413
I prefer him as a bottom that dies so

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732413
I believe in our Morf queen
https://twitter.com/milkymi83671029/status/1689063649321906181

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732537
>actual art of oga and morf
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
>tall 200m
Simple. I have this thing here called a "gun". It has a magical property to make anyone do as I say when the barrel is pointed at their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732699
not so fast blue bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732494
Ewww

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732753
>>55732699
I see we have an Mexikunian standoff

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732699
>>55732803
Put down your weapons bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
T

[Anonymous No.]

*snap*

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733095
Haha oops dropped my spoiler, donmai

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733095
I remember trying something like this with my dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732261
MORF IS A TOP, HOE

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
X

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732293
X

[Anonymous No.]

sex with roaches, old men, and rats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733476
dont forget vesoji grooming & molestation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733579
anon please read the word old men

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732699
>>55732753
>>55732803
>>55732891
You're all dying here today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733205
Roach’d Ogre T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733611
Sorry anon...I got too excited and horny about sex with old men

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, let's do our own strike with vows of celibacy until Magni and/or Vesper come back. /mans/ will not nut until they're back with their butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>55729024
I have risen. I guess I usually think of the aggregate of the guys I personally know who watch Vesper, and fill in missing specific details with myself, or Vesper if it's funnier. There's not a specific body type, but they're all a little weird, with a slight bias toward various kinds of unhealthy. There are also more cases of long hair and glasses than normal, both together and separate. Not horrible fashion sense, but never good. Usually just bare minimum, practical survival clothing. When I picture myself, I think at surface level, I'm a pretty regular-looking guy, fortunate to be in decent shape, though probably usually spending too much time either sitting at my computer or standing at my void portal, staring into the rift beyond the absent veil of the shorn aether.

Either way, I imagine I'm using it to post on my favorite thread, /MANS/, after having worked out for about 37 hours (non-dilated time, standard), and my shirt is dripping with sweat, since these threads have motivated me to resume working out. I can finally see my abs again, so I've been enjoying whenever I get to see my form reflecting in the facets of a scorned artifice crystal, and mire myself for a bit, but I'm also checking for any signal loss in my form's tangible aspects, since I usually have to suspend conscious thought during my workouts so I can stay in one place for that long while still remaining undetected. Because of that, it's never a total guarantee of what happened during, or whether I come out of it mostly the same, but I digress.

I kinda feel like I'm explaining stuff that should be pretty self-explanatory, so I guess I'm not really sure what you're asking. Though most of what's visible on this side of the luminance curtain, including the vesojis here, aren't "seen" so much as conceptually abstracted from the ambient essences of things (including themselves, hopefully) that haven't yet fallen to the void fiends, coalesced, crystallized, and been grafted onto the spreading gnarled chains of corrupted life essence. I think the chains around here are the putrefying veins of malfeasance variety, but I haven't bothered to check. Can't really be fucked to, tbdesu.

I guess if you want I could just use the portal to partially manifest in the thread directly. I dunno. I don't want to attention whore or anything, but it would save me the trouble of having to explain literally everything, since I don't know what it is that I'm explaining. Though a lot of what you'll see is just the miasma leeching out to your side of the veil because of the lifeforce pressure differential. It'll take some time to find the real you, so let me know in advance, if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733644
So you've revealed yourself at last

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733846
holy guacamole wizard that's mucho texto

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733846

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking kill me already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfnApNwlaO0

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733846
>axel_i_cant_read.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734034

[Anonymous No.]

>>55728648
I like how you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733846
How do you even begin to groom this thing? Genuine question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55731047
Vesties have been attention whores since day 1 dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734205
you astral project into his quantum dimension. you have to shower him in compliments while grabbing his meta physical pecs

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733205
Hai hai Morf-kun, let's get you back to your hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733851
Weh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734414
Sleep tight magmite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55714549
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734412
>The hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734490
It's time to end it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734571
Don't call Magni that. It's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734205

>How do you even begin to groom this thing? Genuine question


... you don't.... :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55733846
i bethink thee might has't taken this too s'riously, but t amus'd me so prithee continueth

[Anonymous No.]

i miss the pedo vesoji

[Anonymous No.]

happy thursday mans

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734976
nothing to be happy about around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734976
God i hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734756

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734944
Keep shooting, we'll get him eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734590
Lets do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55734944
Pedo vesoji? I missed that story arc. Can you post a message from him or comment on what he did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735256
i don't think he did anything or hope so at least he's just a vesoji who said that he's a pedo multiple times and i miss him

[Anonymous No.]

>dumbasses distracted with shooting each other that i can run away from getting raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735377
You have 3 days left with your virginity starting now.
Spend your time wisely Vesoji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735256
Kept fantasizing about being Vesper's 10 year old niece getting molested

[Anonymous No.]

astel sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6GzzuXKljM

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735256
Kept making very detailed texts about how he would 'mating press' Magnolia given the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735417
By the gods... Sometimes I forget the concentrated madness of this place. The funny thing is that it's minuscule compared to what's outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735497
I wish to read them. Where are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735497
>Magnolia
I mean...can you REALLY blame him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735701
what's with the red lines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735701
sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735910
>/mans/ doesn't watch streams nor looks at tweets
grom

[Anonymous No.]

>>55735497
>mating press Magnolia
>pedo
normalfags, I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>55736009
bro calm down
>>55735910
It was a while ago but I am pretty sure is related to that one line challenge stream thingy Magni did.

[Anonymous No.]

announcement in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>55736009
NTA and I also don't know what the hell that red doodle line is for

[Anonymous No.]

>/mans/ didn't watch one of Magni's best art streams
Never too late!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQGPjh14Tsc

[Anonymous No.]

>>55736166
I have terrible memory but now I remember, ty kind anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55736004
SEGGGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>55727680
he traced his own legs. theres no way. how is he like this in the real

[Anonymous No.]

i keep rereading the newest room 4 axmag fic,, I hope if theres ever a 3rd in that series that its like. about how magni, after getting a taste of what he's been wanting, needing, for a week, cant go back to just plain fingering himself. not even his toys or mechanical arms do anything. He needs axels heat. his teeth on his skin. his claws gripping his hips. but admitting that would mean losing, so he starts doing everything possible to goad axel into fucking him again. partnering with him in training just to press his ass against axels crotch, wearing looser clothing so that the gladiator gets a seconds peek at magnis cute, biteable, nipples. making sure axel sees how flexible he is during stretches. But axel doesnt wanna lose either, so he ignores it all, while throwing fangy grins at magni, growling into his ears and pinning him to the training mat a little too harshly by the throat for a second before letting up. They fight this silent war until one night axel wakes up to magni licking long stripes up his cock held against his face. that night axel gets to use magni until he passes out

[Anonymous No.]

Going to be a good day<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737056
Anon please i literally just jerked off, i want to go cook breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737110
i miss them. this art is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737056
ToT that's so good continue pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737353
I love her art I'm sad that she is a doxxmite, had to unfollow

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737721
any magmite left after all of this is likely a doxxmites, how else can you explain the lack of magmites itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737721
even magni don't care about it bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737721
weak magmite, magni only ever loved his doxxmites

[Anonymous No.]

>>55732105
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

magni and vesper have been terminated and cover is currently in the process of redesign all of tempus without them. hq and vg will no longer be a thing, it will just be tempus. that's why it's taking so long

[Anonymous No.]

>Defending doxxmites
Grim.

[Anonymous No.]

Magnolia on Shinri's thumbnail? Are we back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55738168
Would have been odd to take the pngs to rearrange them himself just leave Magni out

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737997
Anon if they got terminated they would just announce it, it would be pretty cruel if they are making people wait so long for their oshis just so they can rebrand.
I believe Holo Gen 5 was called like HoloFive but then Aloe got terminated and they had to change it later after the fact. I am sure theres something more going on that we dont know about but if it was that severe then they would just kick them out, they had no issues announcing the Vesper break and the reasons why when he did something bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55737056 me
Axel waiting until his cock is in magnis mouth before grabbing the back of his head and forcing him to swallow everything, choked mewls voiced around him and his whole body tenses. hes been waiting unsatisfied for so long that just the pressure of axel in his throat makes him cum. magnis teary face is so cute,, when axel finally lets off, he expects a retort but magnis already just gone, a bit of drool drips down his chin and hes breathing heavily. Its cute how pathetic he is right now, axel could do anything and magni wouldnt be able to fight back in the least. His clawed fingers naturally find themselves around the alchemist's throat, now that he thinks about it. he's always wanted to choke magni out for being so bitchy all the time,, a nice collar in the shape of his hand would look nice too, but first he needs to hear magni beg for him. itd be nice to hear him admit that nothing, nobody else, was able to scratch the new itch axel etched into magnis core. but somehow axels a bit pissed that magni decided to go off to another guy after him, so he'll just have to make it clear that he's the only one that'll ever make magni feel this way, the only one that can give him the feeling of being so small like a prey animal being eaten and spit out, a dear little kitten in the jaws of a wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55738168
>Greyfag instantly start asking about Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>55738274
>Holo Gen 5 was called like HoloFive but then Aloe got terminated
Sorry for the nitpicking but she quit after being suspended. NPLB is still my oshi's gen after all.
But yeah, I don't think they would keep them in the dark for so long just to terminate them. It would destroy a lot of rep Cover gained, but it's also retarded Jap company so who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>55738297