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I, SISSYKARA-sama, JOBBER of the Vtuberverse humbly kneel to:
COVER-sama, prince of all vtubers and my master.

Pekora-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Gura-sama, who I shall never have more subs than.

Advent-sama, who gave me the ALL OUT WAR my anus craved.

Tempus-sama, who easily manhandled the floor so I can avoid embarrassment when half of my vtubers get less than 100 CCV.

HoloEN-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy for breaks and debuts.

Xi Jinping-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started getting aroused by Bilibili almost as much as I am attracted to Vox's ASMR.

Koshien-sama, whose incomparably forceful numbers crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I can beat COVER-sama's CCV for 1 month which is more than I like to wish to.

STOCKS-sama, whose day-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the stock splitting by Tazumi-sama can't compare.

Vshoujo-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Graduate-samas, for they have my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my vtuber MASTERS.

Comiket-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn't ban my beloved masters, as I was too scared to participate...)

Tazumi-sama, who didn't revenge-dump-and-pump me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an cashcow for his yacht (I was so sad about it)

/vt/-sama, for /#/ will fuck ME up once he finds out I botted my viewercounts (God I hope so...)

>> No.55687540

shit we have a mega schizo, get his med! the cyanide one!

>> No.55687562

>>55687333
how mentally ill do you have to be to write this

>> No.55687655

>>55687333
KEKAROO CHECKKKED

>> No.55687740

>>55687333
You are one hell of a mentally ill patient. I don't think even /#/fags are this ill.

>> No.55687758

Amen

>> No.55687856

>>55687333
Best thread nao

>> No.55687942
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55687942

>STEALING pastas from the HALLS
>INCAPABLE of even ADAPTING them properly

>> No.55688202

>>55687942
KEKYPOOPY GOKUKS COPING AND SEETHING

>> No.55689302

op escaped the fucking psych ward not even phasefags could conjure this wtf

>> No.55689988
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55689988

>>55687333
Go BACK to the halls CONTAINMENT BREAKER

>> No.55690644

>>55687333
KEKAROOOOO

>> No.55692051
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55692051

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPED?

>> No.55692251

>>55687333
kbc

>> No.55693176

>>55687333
What the fuck?

>> No.55693376

>>55687333
Most comprehensible post on 4chan

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