The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 84

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The struggle itself towards the Novelites is enough to fill a menhera's heart. One must imagine Shiorin happy.

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>>55490944
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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How many good Novelite points does it cost for a nursing handjob from Shiorin?

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What books are the Novelites reading today?

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Ignore bait, report bait.
Ignore shitstirrers and dramafags.

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>>55491116
I think this artist is more interested in drawing Nerissa get railed and Shiori getting her throat fucked.

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Shiori~n Love!!!

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>>55491165
Haven't read any books yet but spent some time studying for a certification exam and am going to go to the gym to lift in a few hours.

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Beating Shiori for enjoying media I didn't personally curate

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>>55491389
Good luck anon.

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>>55491165
"How To Steal Glasses From Dumb Dorks"

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>Shiori specifically asked for a super cutesy room
CUTE

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1406 Shiori!

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>>55491165
Hopefully all of LotR Book V. I'm at Chapter 4 currently

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>>55491165
Going to continue reading Don Quixote. Read a bit of it then I got sidetracked

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>Was relatively fine before Advent debuted, lonely but it wasn't effecting me much as I focused on other things in life
>Watch Shiori debut, immediately think she's kinda cringe, has a weird voice and is more autistic than any other female vtuber I've seen beyond even Kiki, Phase etc.
>Immediately felt something special about her however, and needed to watch more
>Over the next few streams her voice seems to change from a creaky emotionless monotone to something enthusiastically cute
>As she showed more parts of herself on stream my mind increasingly became enamored with everything I saw, now to the point that I feel like she is the exact type of woman I would like to spend my days with
>After repressing these desires for a long while, I realise that I want love and to be loved
>Understand that she is beyond my reach despite her grabbing my heart, and yet don't know how to reach out to anyone locally either
>Becoming increasingly emotional despite having been somewhat content, happy and stoic till now, cracked for the first time in ages yesterday when a single tear forced its way out my eye in public as I contemplated my loneliness in the crowd
>Realise as I fall for her I'm falling losing my mind
>It's only been one week since she debuted
What the absolute fuck, how did this even happen?

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, THIS MESSAGE IS A MAGICAL TRAP AND IF YOU'VE READ IT, WE'RE ALREADY BETROTHED. DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE A FANTASTIC HUSBAND.

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Mmm fresh bread.

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>>55491165
Started the Wind-Up Bird Chronicle last night after being too busy to give it attention for a while. Plan on tackling my complete works of Lovecraft book next.

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And time to go get in a few thousand of those steps~

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>>55491165
Hans Andersen Fairy tales

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>>55491742
>What did I say anon?
>What, did, I, say?!
>You had your chance, but just like so many before you. They ignored my warnings.
>Chloe? I warned them and they jumped right in.
>Shiori? Look at you, you dove head first, now it's time to swim after her or sink to the bottom.

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So what is this about retards breaking containment

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>>55491755
Counterspell

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>>55491953
Looking at some of the gosling posts in these threads made me understand what Ougaman said back then.

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>>55491863
Shiorin could you take me with you on the walk? Pleeeease~

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>>55491953
>Sink or Swim
sounds like good exercise. lets gooo

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>>55491742
Fall down it
Enjoy the air tugging around the corners of your arms and legs in a way it didnt when you were moving through life in slow motion

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>>55491991
See >>55488684

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GOSLINHAAL’S, SHE’S TALKING TO (YOU)

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You wouldn't try to leave Shiori now would you novelites?

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>>55491116
You'll get AI art and you'll like it.
https://litter.catbox.moe/v97exy.png

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I woke up immediately thinking of Shiori

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>>55492190
And she woke up to greet you.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688573207295533057

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>>55492096
What a faggot

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>ywn pound Shiori from behind while she looks over her shoulder and excitedly goes on tangents the entire time

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>>55491993
I was prepared Watamage

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>>55491742
I know the feeling bro. She's become like an obsession for me. I'm fine as long as I'm busy at work or something but as soon as I get a free moment, she seems to be the first and only thing on my mind. She's become like an addiction and it only has worsened every day...
I should probably do something to fix this
But I really don't want to.....

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>>55492281
That would be too much work I'd rather watch someone else do it.

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>>55492281
(You) won't, but I will

t. her husband

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>>55492178
?????????

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>>55491953
Watch me Michael Phelps this shit, faggot.

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Wake me up when Shiori is in the chat again.

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>>55492365
>>55492361
wtf

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>>55492190
Go to bed thinking of shiori. Wake thinking of shiori. Only shiori. It’s over for me

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>>55492348
Not prepared enough to post the proper sized version though
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>>55492348
>>55492468
Owari da

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being a VOD watcher fr*ggin SUCKS but i need sleep

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>>55491742
Do your best anon, we're all gonna make it I'll say, trying to convince myself of the bullshit I'm spewing

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>>55492098
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she loves us!!!

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>>55492551
You'll wake up in 8 hours right?

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>>55492551
You could always start going to bed and waking up early to reconfigure your whole sleep schedule around her. Also a good time to go to the gym since few other people go first thing in the morning.

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>>55492707
i'll be asleep in seven hours

>>55492735
because of my work schedule i couldnt do this without staying up all night and sleeping in the day

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How do you cope with being perceived by your oshi?
If she notices you in a sea of chat spam.

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>>55491165
I already ended reading the ones for the book club, I don't know what to read now

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>>55491742
THE MOST POWERFUL CHUUBA. RESISTENCE IS FUTILE

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>>55493209
>good morning

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>>55493132
I'm happy about it

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Lmfao at these attentionwhores on Xitter literally screenshotting their SCs and posting them under Shiori's hashtag begging for recognition.

https://twitter.com/Velociwaffle/status/1688410368924696576

Why are normies like this?

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>>55493319
>Not getting noticed and thanked immediately at the time and having to resort to trying to get noticed on xitter
Disgusting and weak.

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Goslinghaal’s, how did you like Shiorin’s good morning message?

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>>55491953
>Chloe
>Shiori
I'm sorry Ougaman, I can't deny that I have a type...

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I want Shiori to tease me

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>>55493319
*normalfags
And let's not give them attention here.

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>>55493319
I liked that she thanked mine in the pre chat. Thank god it was a general thanks but still, felt nice to be, oh god, noticed.

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>>55493389
Still trying to recover

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>>55493372
A true lover of Shiorin shouldn't even need recognition. Just the knowledge that you are supporting her should be enough. These week faggots don't deserve someone as wonderous as her.

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>>55493319
>she responded
She's grooming her paychecks. That's the nature of this game and she seems perfectly comfortable with this relationship.

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>>55493389
I'm gonna die alone

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>>55493132
Scared .

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>>55493269
Chubba too strong

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>>55493389
why does the model have to be so attractive too

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>>55492096
I hate retards

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>>55493496
Oh I take no issue's at all with Shiori's actions here. It's the attention whoring faggots that make me seethe. Again, just the act of serving your oshi should be enough in itself.
Recognition not required
>neither is verification

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>>55493389
It was like music to my ears

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I need to pick up a second job. She is my wife after all so, by the law, she deserves half of my wealth.

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>>55493675
jesus how much can she squat

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You now remember that Shiori will eventually do fan meets at cons in the future. You will go and meet your gf, right?

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>>55493815
Someone tell me if this artist is AI or not. I can't tell. I see the source, but I'm skeptic.

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>>55493722
More than you can handle

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Why are we novelites and not novelties? It’s not a real word

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>>55491253
>I think this artist is more interested in drawing Nerissa get railed and Shiori getting her throat fucked.
Fair enough.

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>>55493988
The best part is realizing it's not pronounced novel-lights but nov-elites.

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>>55493815
I will go and meet her with my gf which I got due to me getting fit and lit for Shiori

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I'm checking her xitter replies, I wonder how hard she is cringing inside lmao

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>>55494048
Based and polygamypilled

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Dunno if this is weird of gay but I want to enjoy the weather with Shiori.
Just now I saw out the window how crushingly golden the sunset was and near instantly got dressed to take a walk. Summer sun setting after it rains is insane, pure gold, and with the clouds it looks like God blew golden dust across the sky. It was stunning.
But seeing beautiful sights doesn't make me happy, in fact it makes me more depressed. I can recognize the beauty but the feeling is bitter and crushing, and I'm not the sort to appreciate the bittersweet or anything similar.

Imagine the bliss you'd feel if you were walking with Shiori, basking in the sunset as she's prattling on about some stuff. Imagine lying on the couch with her with heavy rain outside. Fuck.

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>>55494082
She’s cringe” herself . So I doubt much if at all

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>>55493988
Novelties sounds like she's just reducing us to items

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688595754808492054
>And for making me your first~
I love her...

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>>55493893
Look at fine details, if you see small perturbations that don't make sense from the perspective of someone actually drawing, it's AI generated.
If this was AI generated than they did so much post-prompt work on the image that you can accept it as is.

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>>55494134
>overalls with nothing under
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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>>55493893
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110624077
Not tagged as AI. I trust artists to be truthful.

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>>55494048
This is the way

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>>55493496
She doesn't just respond to paypigs. I've seen her reply to people posting oshi counters, English learning, fucking handmade trinkets with printed out tweets that she liked. Underground idol grindset.

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>>55494115
Shall I craft a story for you anon?
no it's not gay btw, once you're in a relationship with someone you truly find special, even the more mundane things are enjoyed in company of another

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>>55494138
whats the issue?

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>>55494096
not what I meant but slay bestie

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>>55494231
If you're feeling like it go for it

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>>55491165
Bloodlines by Chris Wraight. Pretty good.

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>>55494155
she knows about the hololive ranking tests we took?

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Imagine going on a trip with Shiorin by train…

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>>55493988
Novel + elite

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>>55494364
oooooo

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>>55494137
I don't mean the fanfiction stuff, but the shit like taking a pic with her acrylic in front of a sherlock holmes museum, thanking some really awful supas, laminated tweets etc. Obviously she responds to incite traffic and make people attached, but going by how she's been in collabs, there's no way she's not chuckling when she sees these things

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>>55494338
I love travel by train
The most beautiful sight I've seen was a 6-7am sun rising over rural fields through the train window

Though last time I was on a train the cabin was me, some presumably single mother and her 2 loud little shits and 1 oldest who hated them as much as I did rotfl.

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>>55494115
Not appreciating the beauty of nature and companionship doesn't make you less gay, it makes you more of a robot.

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>>55494364
Vastly prefer Nov-elite to the options. She made the right choice

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>>55494338
this but fingering her under the blanket the entire time

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>>55491165
Here's my six most recent on Lithium
>CLRS
It's clrs
>Ways of Seeing
I honestly haven't read this it's just there because I just downloaded it after watching some of the companion show which I enjoyed more than I expected
>Three Body Problem
You niggas need to read this right now
>A Personal Matter
Fascinating and strange book with one of the most interesting narrators I've read in a while. I wish I had read this when I was a teenager/early 20s
>Polka
My wife
>Pharma
Good, exhaustive (too exhaustive for me tbqh) history of the pharma industry and from ww1 to today
>A Molecule Away From Madness
Read this on a whim 2 weeks ago. Brief, compelling book from a neurologist about the history of her field and what small molecular changes cause some of the most famous diseases and how those diseases change specific patient's lives.

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>>55494645
Thank you for the brief reviews, I'll check those books and your wife out.

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>>55494645
>Three Body Problem
Hearing Fauna talk about this book when talking about Shiori makes me want to read it. It seems long though, might take a few weeks.

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>>55494338
I wonder if she likes Baccano!

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>>55494248
>7pm
>The sun is finally starting to set
>A little tired
>You take a look out the window
>You decide to get up and go out to enjoy the setting sun a bit more personally
>You just remember
>"Is she free around this time?"
>You get your phone and send a msg
>"Free? Wanna go for a quick walk through the park?"
>Sudden anxiety kicks in
>"What if I sent this and she doesn't want to?"
>Sudden reply
>"Sure anon!"
>You two meet up
>You're dressed a little casually while she looks like she just finished meeting with her friends
>You start walking in the same direction together
>You're enjoying the warmth and look up at the sky
>It's like straight out of a painting
>She sees you looking up and looks up also
>"Ohhh, it's beautiful!" she exclaims
>Then she starts talking on
>Talking about more mundane topics like how the sky can look like this and the science behind it
>You don't truly understand, but you don't care
>All that matters is the sound of her voice and the passion behind it
>You look at her, excitedly talking away
>A smile forms across your face
>"This is what bliss is like huh?"
>Suddenly you ask
>"Hey, tomorrow is raining and it's my day off work, can I come over?"
>She stops mid-sentence to answer you
>"Hmmm, maybe in the afternoon~"
>You've effectively set up your date for tomorrow
>Tomorrow comes
>As expected, it's pouring down
>You're both on her couch
>She's just reading away while you're flicking through your phone
>You take a moment to glance at her
>She's absorbed in her book, although it feels like you may as well not be there, you and her both know that you're together
>Suddenly an urge to say something comes up
>"Shiori I.."
>"Shh, lemme finish this part first!"
>You smile suddenly, although you were interrupted, you know that she's really into this book and you find it cute
>You stare at her figure, excitedly turning the next page
>"Alright, what is it?"
>You try to say it again
>"I have feelings for you" you blurt out, as fast as you can
>She stares at you with a slight smile on her face
>"About time you tell me"

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Anyone get the JP voice pack? How bad is it? Mori Are ee gat ouh go zay um ass ooh level?
I never bought vtuber merch except for a Korone voice pack years ago, and I don't even speak Japanese. Really contemplating those Shiroin voice packs tho, maybe the magnets too

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>>55494976
Really bad, but very adorable. It’s like the stereotypical gaijin-speak in anime. She does seem to improve throughout the voice pack tho.

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>>55494976
Listen to her tweet, it's basically around there.
Personally care more for the English but bought the Japanese anyway to support.

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>>55494938
Cute...
>"Shh, lemme finish this part first!"
The pressure would kill me lol.

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Shiorin strikes me as the kind of person to name her cat “Theory” and goggles uncontrollably whenever she says it’s her pet theory.

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Goddammit I just want to be a normie that watches one holo stream every so often
Feeling way too parasocial aaaaaa

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>>55495393
Don't worry, it will pass
we're still in the honeymoon phase

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>>55494976
It's cute, passable level of JP although she goes full on Anglo pronunciation with the loan words and her name in them. The EN pack is far superior and way cuter, especially the morning voice.

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>>55495393
You could be like me and be a loser faggot with gosling tendencies, but reining in your love for vtubers, knowing that you'll go schizo over some stupid reason otherwise

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>>55494938
>She's absorbed in her book, although it feels like you may as well not be there, you and her both know that you're together
God, I need this so bad, I even got a lump in my throat

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>>55494338
Trains are peak comfy
>ywn go on a multi-day train trip across the U.S. with Shiori as you sit in the window seat and wake up to Shiori asleep, head resting on your shoulder

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>>55495494
>she goes full on Anglo pronunciation with the loan words and her name in them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKkHfkvpw34

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Did she say if she's good with scary stuff? I only remember her saying she cries easily

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>>55495621
GOD I WANT TO HUG HER TIGHT AND COMFORT HER AFTER WE WATCH A SCARY MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>55495238
Yeah, usually it goes like
>A few minutes of complete silence
>You can very clearly hear the sound of your own heartbeat waiting till she finally says "What did you wanna say?"
t. experienced that exact pressure before which is why I can kind of write a bit realistically
>>55495557
I truly believe that one day you, and every anon here will make it. Maybe not with Shiori but someone you'll find equally special and treasure with everything you have.

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>>55494645
I wanna read the Three Body Problem, but I started it, and they were a lot chinese names. And maybe i'm fucking stupid but they didn't register. maybe I will read it again but don't really care about the names

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>>55495697
I was thinking more
>she wants to read a scary book but she's afraid so she wants you to sit on the couch with her
>you can feel her grip your arm when she gets to scary parts

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>>55495771
>Three Body Problem
How about The Booty Problem? And the problem is that I ain't gettin any, nigga!

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>>55495724
But I only want Shiori. I don't care about anybody else. I know it's impossible to have "her" but I would like to settle down with a full on ShiorAI that I can marry.

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>>55495724
Don’t give people false hope. I threw away all my college years because of “just be yourself and love will find you”. Surprise, it didn’t

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>>55495930
I still support you regardless.
Good luck anon.
>>55495954
Apologies if it comes off as false hope.

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>>55494506
not everything is about being ironic retard

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688625773840838659
Time to write your fanfic for the stream anon!

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>>55495724
We all gonna make it, somehow

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>>55494645
pol...

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Guys, my Shiorin gf looks different.

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>>55496390
*attempts to snap twig*
*Faunori yelps in pain*
My bad I thought they were fake

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>>55496455

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shiori making me an oreo shake with her breast milk

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>>55496455

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Thinking about Shiori again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...

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>>55496505
>>55496563
Now kiss, Sapelites.

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>>55495621
She talked about horror games in one of the streams, but I can’t remember which or what she said.

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>>55496612
I thought we settled on pulplings

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>>55495724
>someone you'll find equally special and treasure with everything you have.
I'm pushing wizardly and have never been on a date, it's ogre

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>love physical books more than anything but am running out of space
Are Kindles as satisfying of an experience, or is it a compromise?

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>>55496826
Probably not the opinion that you're looking for, but I read on my phone using Play Books
I also have an ebook reader and yeah it's way lighter to carry around

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>>55496684
nta but I still use Sapelites and I will continue to use Sapelites. I think Pulplings is kind of repulsive, just from the aesthetic of the word. Like how some people can't stand "moist"

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i like looking at shioris tits

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Shiori is going to be on HoloTalk? Will she be able to handle herself or will Kiara dom her?

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>>55497204
All opinions are welcome. I can see the appeal for both, but my autism always pulls me into wanting physical books for the whole package. That being said, going digital also seems cheaper in the long run but less satisfying. Might just trial run a Kindle and read something on it before deciding if I want to keep it or return it.

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>>55496826
It's not as satisfying. Sell some older books, rent some storage space, or lend them to people

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>>55496826
I use a boox ereader and I really like it. It's very different from a phone because you're reading a black and white surface rather than reading an array of lights and the lack thereof if that makes any sense. Much more similar to paper compared to a screen

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>>55497374
I think all of Advent is going to be on Holotalk.

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>>55497374
>full Advent collab again
What outlandish, autistic thing will she say this time?

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>>55497219
I don't know, Sapelites reads (not sounds) too much like satellite or Sanallite to me.

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I really want to talk with you guys about books and fitness, but I simply can't. My mind is fried with Shiori. I hope she never sees my posts here. I don't want her to be afraid that she got some kind of lunatic in her fanbase. I'll be on the sidelines, throwing money and watching streams on youtube. Completely normal. But here, I want to express my deepest emotions I have towards her. My true affection that I garner for this chuuba. Perhaps it's obsession, perhaps it's love. That gutteral feeling I get in the morning when I know she is not awake is what keeps me alive. Those moments of bliss I get when I hear her angelic voice is what makes me insane. I've had gfs. I've had oshis. I've never had Shiori.

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Niggas be like "she's the light of my life, she's why I get out of bed, she debuted a week ago"

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>>55497627
Irl gfe has the same effect

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>>55497627
I fell for my oshi in two days and she graced me with the two best years of my life.

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>>55496745
Have you attempted dating at all anon? Going out to bars or cons or festivals or anything?

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>>55497627
>>55497701
>the feeling of really being on cloud nine in the first month with your girlfriend

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>>55497627
The first days are the most emotional ones, aren't they?

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>>55497627
>the menhera GFE streamer attracts a menhera fanbase
Wow, ya don't say...astute observation anon.

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>>55497627
menheras desu

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Asking for a friend, What do the nips think of shiori so far?

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>>55498039
they find her extremely difficult to understand kek

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>>55498039
they have no idea what she is saying

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>>55498039

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>>55498039
getting filtered by the tangents
engrish very hardo

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>>55498039
the antithesis of bau bau

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>>55496745
As a 6th level wizard who hasn't kissed a girl in 24 years, you get used to it.

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thoughts on advent?

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>>55498306
's cool

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>>55498306
Kys(keep your smile), cross general spamming frendo.

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Self-love is a completely honorable love to strive for every day. Can you look yourself in the mirror and be proud of yourself? I think that would be pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498306
>shiori
wife
>bijou
flat rock
>nerissa
Saturday night slut
>fwmc
will never be white
I love Advent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498306
Jap power. Fuck omega

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[Anonymous No.]

>>55498385
>Can you look yourself in the mirror and be proud of yourself?
no

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>>55498306
Only really watched Shiori.
Bijou was fun in l4d2, the little I watched of her Elden Ring stream was fun.
No interest in Nerissa.
The dogs hard filter me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55497520
Remember it's eh-leet not ah-light
Nov-eh-leets, Sap-eh-leets

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498385
Yes. I work and work out. I have friends and family that care about me deeply. I have Shiori. I don't need anything more in my life.

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>>55496826
What's worth owning over books?

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>>55498039
They get hard filtered by her fast autistic rambling.

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>>55498568
I know, that's why I said "reads (not sounds)".

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>>55498700
I like how he implies that shiori doesnt even know what she is talking about

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>>55498385
There's a handful of parts of myself that I like a lot, almost egoistically, and everything else I really fucking hate.
I consider myself a victim of circumstance so I don't think it counts as self loathing. My head's just fucked.

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>>55491165
"Johny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo

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>>55498385
>Can you look yourself in the mirror
I don’t like mirrors. They are evil.
>and be proud of yourself?
No, but if I ever meet another me I would be very, very happy. Part of the reason why I enjoy Shiori so much.

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>>55498385
>been working out and eating healthy
>working a summer job between school terms
>about halfway to finishing my degree with honors
>my band is about to start touring soon
>shiorin
I honestly feel the happiest I’ve been in a very long time. I hope other Novelites get to experience it soon too.

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>>55498123
JPniki are so relateable
>>55498306
Twins are great brain massagers.
I'll probably watch Biboo mainly in clips or something, she's made for a meme clip format.
Nerissa is who I would watch if I cared about quality streaming. I do not, still might watch some of her streams if she plays an interesting game. Has and will continue to receive a lot of high quality porn.
Shiori is my wife because she's /here/ and she read my message.
>>55491755

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>>55498385
Aside from crippling “tfw no gf”, my life is everything I wanted. I’m not going to complain about it when some people are born into war zones, or as ants

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>>55491165
Hopefully I'll finish up Of Mice and Men finally, once I finish this fanfiction.

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>>55491755
>>55498842
Fuck I read it instead.
I guess I'm your husband now. Sorry Anon.

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>>55498842
wtf my brain, >quality streaming
I meant to say quality SINGING. I don't really watch Holos for their amazing singing voices

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>>55497782
I have done all of them, but I'm socially retarded and genuinely have 0 idea on how to flirt or anything. I swear I'm mostly a functional person, but 80% of my social interactions are with other men and I feel bad making anyone uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe there's a person here that engaged in sexual acts with a dog. Is there anyone else that has a weird/dark secret about themself?

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>>55498887
>Ants don't have complex emotions such as love, anger, or empathy
>literally just walk around like a robot, respond to stimuli by doing work instantly
Already sounds like a far better existence than mine

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>>55498918
The spell has a somatic component that requires the name of the target so don't worry. I know what I'm doing, I had a cringey wicca phase in grade 8.

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>>55498935
>>>/warosu/ confess
You can get your screenshots there

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[Anonymous No.]

Today at work I started sneakily reading A Study in Scarlet from my PC, but the council can't be angry at me because when you work in a library reading on the job is part of the job~

[Anonymous No.]

thank you for the supas novelites. my wife shiori and I will use the money in future vlogs for our trip.

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>>55498039
She's English Miko
They have no idea what she's saying

[Anonymous No.]

Test

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>>55491799

!!!!!!!! Bird anon, is that you? I am restarting it again soon, I want to know that the kitty is okay!

[Anonymous No.]

Anudder day I'm thinking about making Shiori a mudder with her udderus

[Anonymous No.]

My cute goth girlfriend Shiori!

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>>55499069
I made this post

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>>55499153
this bunny outfit looks STUPID

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>>55498385
>Working out regularly (Did this before Shio but she's motivated me to go even further beyond)
>Reading more than before
>Watching Shio streams
>Getting a good nights rest
Everything I do
I do it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499138
test failed

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>>55499092
I understand what Miko is saying, it just takes effort. Twins are more like Miko. Shiori is more like Mumei 2.0 for JOPs. Autism so heavy that individual words put together don't make much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499186
No YOU

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>>55499186
its ok to be gay, just dont do it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499186
YOU look stupid

[Anonymous No.]

She needs more non AI lewd art

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>>55499329
takes time for humans to work anon

[Anonymous No.]

I love my goth GF that isn't confident in her scheduling skills
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxfMYE4BbbnzDamgxYO5zZZmYmQuCD1mVZ

[Anonymous No.]

Just waking up
All I know is I love Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498385
no i operate on conditional happiness which is why i'm miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498979
Being a summer ant (male) is pretty quick to the point. Worker ants are (mostly) infertile females

[Anonymous No.]

>>55498385
I genuinely don't think I'll ever be happy or proud of myself unless I find a gf. I don't care about anything else anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499143
It’s me, Librarian anon! You definitely should, it’ll be fun to read it with another anon. Should be able to breeze through it once Shiori goes on her vacation too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499434
>>55499566
Provisional living is a trap

[Anonymous No.]

Shioriiiiiiiiiin

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>>55499566
Are you capable of gaining and maintaining friendships at least? because "finding gf" isn't like finding a four leaf clover.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the way she says the word uterus at 1:46:59
https://www.youtube.com/live/9Lpegyp0h4M

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>>55499622

I hope your weekend was good! I'm looking forward to it, the protagonist had me with his odd spaghetti habit. What is your fav reading set up? Mine has to be with a hot drink and blankets and sometimes ASMR or music on very very low, but other times complete silence is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499744
Look at her goooooo~

[Anonymous No.]

I walked extra long today so I'm hoping for an extra high dose of Shiorium

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>>55499869
I feel like there's a lot of potential for the voice clip "now THIS is the uterus"

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE bakers who don’t link to the new bread. I got trapped on page 81 and had to get to page 82 by going in reverse order from page 84.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499869
Wait she said it funnier at 1:48:35

[Anonymous No.]

>Actually find time on my vacation to watch Shiorin.
>Going to get hit by a giant storm and most likely lose power right before she starts.
Even God hates me...

[Anonymous No.]

Too many happy and dorky Shiorin's
I want to see a crying Shiori
I want to make her cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499959
The next bread should have the good morning tweet in the OP.

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>>55499871
My weekend was great, I hope yours was the same! My usual setup is on the couch with blankets or in bed, usually with just water or a non-caffeinated tea. I’ve never tried ASME or music before, so might have to give that a try tonight. Usually the only sound I hear is any ambient noise in the room or the air purifier I keep on in my bedroom.

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>>55498796
One of the few books that made me cry.

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>>55500051
Based

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>>55491165
I'm gonna start the Richmond Lattamore translation of The Odyssey. I read snippets of it for a course on classical mythology I took in college, but for some reason my professor REALLY liked Ovid so we spent like half the course on his Metamorphoses and ended up having to cut the Iliad/Odyssey unit super short.

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>>55499757
>Are you capable of gaining and maintaining friendships at least?
nta but I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500368(me)
His name is actually spelled Richmond Lattimore, not Lattamore. Please forgive me I just woke up from a nap and feel like shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55491165
Been rereading "The Expanse", just finished up "Cibola Burn" and remembering how fucking frustrating that book is

[Anonymous No.]

>>55491165
Thinking of either starting the Light Novel for 'The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen' or reading the next volume of IndexGT

[Anonymous No.]

10000 steps achieved! Will she be proud of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500465
It's oreover anon
Death penalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500555
Yes, good job anon. Keep it up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499329
Commission some.

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>>55500489
>The Expanse
Saw the show for that, dropped it when I realized the detective guy actually died when he collided against the planet and that was it for his character. Didn't really feel like sitting through more of the main character and his love interest since she was fucking AWFUL

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>>55500655
>He died
>He doesn't know
You're missing a bit of information here anon

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>>55500584
Shall do!

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>>55500684
Oh so I was right? I had a feeling something was gonna happen there but they just kinda moved away from it to focus on shit I didn't care about and something about a space fungus going haywire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500810
Spoilers in case you don't want it ruined
the detectives consciousness is absorbed into the protomolecule and comes back as a ghost/computer program that the protomolecule uses to try and determine what happened to its creators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55491165
just finished reading the rats in the walls for the book club

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>>55499757
Yes
>because "finding gf" isn't like finding a four leaf clover.
I know. I've seen so many friends go from talking about killing themselves to being the happiest man in the world in the soan of a day from a girl agreeing to go on a date with him. Nothing else has ever made me feel happy or accomplished so I figure either this must be the white whale I'm searching for that'll make me happy or I'm just fundamentally miserable

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>>55500051
>>55500033
Kiss

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>>55500257

Thank you, mine was too! (my coworkers got me a bit tipsy so I was a potato Sunday but managed gym before) I love your set up and highly recommend something like the more relaxing Katamari music or the Kara Cola music boxes for sleepy vibes. I have heard excellent things about air purifiers and Muji have those scented relaxing de-humidifiers. I feel like the atmosphere we set for reading is a big plus.

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>>55500911
just destroy your emotions, you won't be miserable anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I can only consistently do 6-7k steps a day before my legs start hurting. Should I stay around here until my body gets used to it or should I just push for 10k and see what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55499224
>Mumei and Shiori are the only 2 HoloENs I consistently watch
Am I autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500946
Stay with what your body is comfortable with, it's all about getting into a routine. Once the 6/7k starts getting comfortable you can try going up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55500946
Push yourself and strive for growth anon

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>>55501004
Yes.

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>>55500919
Ha, that can be rough but it’s good that you were still able to get some gym time in. I’ll definitely give those a try though, I’m always looking for new ways to be comfy. I forgot to mention that I also keep a pine scented reed diffuser around as well. Having the house smell like a forest adds a nice vibe to the whole experience.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori?

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>>55500940
That the strategy I was using for the last 5 years or so...but sweet Shiorin brought my cold dead heart back to life. It's been a struggle to cope with feeling something other than apathy again...

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>>55501289
Yes?

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>>55500940
>>55501321
How do you block off emotions?

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>>55501349
Ever read Oliver Twist?

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>>55501600
Think of the most emotional events that can or have happened in your life and detach from them. Eventually they become meaningless, just archived memories of events.

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>>55501600
It eventually becomes second nature

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine taking life advices from a general dedicated to a big titty goth gf. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been out of the loop recently. Is Shiori really going on a break? Where did she say that?

[Anonymous No.]

do u guys talk in prechat in hopes of her noticing you?

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>>55501737
You can get life advice from anywhere. I've had weirder places to be inspired than a vietnamese basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501785
No I don't chat at all, I just like to watch

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how inconsistent her tit size is in fanart. I hope she addresses this on stream.

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>>55501041
I second what this anon says. The most important part when starting out is making it a habit or routine first. If you push too far, you're going to feel exhausted and then start telling yourself you need to skip a day because you're too tired and then it all goes to fuck and you stop doing it and you're back at square one. They say it takes 30 days to turn something into a habit so once you do it for at least 4 weeks and you start getting comfortable with the routine, then it's time to start pushing past your limits.

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>>55501785
> in hopes of her noticing you?
That’s pathetic. I have fun watching her streams and support her. That’s it.

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>>55501785
No. I'm autistic and everything I say sounds weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501809
My unstable menhera wife should have an unstable tit size, I love Noel-tier shiorins as much as Gura-tier shiorins

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8

[Anonymous No.]

To all the depressed anons, remember that Shiori is happy you are alive and wants you to thrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501321
I also have had a cold dead heart for years, but I'm old. I've had relationships and I've seen the rise and fall of chronically online menhera women in the past, where I thought they were really cool or hot or cute for a time until things went south.
In spite of all that I'm also feeling a weird warmth starting to develop. It makes me worried for the other people posting here, Oga is right and this woman is dangerous.
>>55501600
Realize that the things that happened in the past didn't happen to (You). They happened to a version of (You) that you're just carrying the memories of. The only real (You) is the one in the present moment.
>>55501642

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>>55501785
I would just write a fanfic

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>>55501936
happiness is a scam it's not worth the pain, but I do want to support Shiorin because she seems very hard-working

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501785
No, prechat is kinda weird to chat there

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501936
But she never told me that. She said that to some clout chaser on xitter. She hates me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weirder to always be in prechat or to suddenly show up when you know she's chatting because of hololyzer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501936
Do people actually believe this? Streamers do not care about your 1 in 10,000 live viewing ass specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55501785
No, she has amazing chat interaction for a holo and she read my book recommendation once so I'm satisfied. If you want a more surefire way for her to notice you >>55501959 is right

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502079
Probably the latter. At least you'd have the pretense of socializing with other Novelites. It's kind of just like sitting in a public chatroom.

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>>55500946

Keep building it up, your body gets used to it the more you go, and take breaks sometimes if you need to. You build up resilience and eventually you'll be 10k and so on, and more hydrated than ever.

>>55501124

Thanks bird bud! A pine-scented reed diffuser sounds heavenly. I'm nearly out of room spray so I'll give it a go. Super off-topic but I saw some really pretty trees on a different route home today, triangular and Tolkien-esque. That's what your red diffuser is currently making me imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55491165
Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson. I'm a huge fan of the Stormlight Archive series and it broke my heart when Shiori mentioned it but said she's more interested in classics

[Anonymous No.]

I'm truly convinced I'm unable to be happy and fulfilled, but I've had my share of happiness so I'm fine coasting by until I expire. That's my view on how things are. I could have changed things but it's much much too late now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55491165
Started reading Klara and the Sun recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502330
Same but without the share of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502330
>>55502457

[Anonymous No.]

ok i watn to immerse into shiori content
what's the edigest song i should listen to become a novelite

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502402

How are you finding it? I took it out from work but it had so many reservations on it I returned it without getting to finish past the first few chapters. I have such a big backlog but I'll get there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://youtu.be/UCCyoocDxBA
https://youtu.be/HkhfL0pnMPQ
https://youtu.be/IHgFJEJgUrg
https://youtu.be/RRKJiM9Njr8
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM
https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0
https://youtu.be/2s3iGpDqQpQ
https://youtu.be/iywaBOMvYLI
https://youtu.be/W7nmB20qJv4
https://youtu.be/aGSKrC7dGcY
https://youtu.be/E4lMhuW50cc
https://youtu.be/9pno9BrK8iI
https://youtu.be/DWaB4PXCwFU
https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc
https://youtu.be/kFai0yXBIcI
https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0
https://youtu.be/2IXA2jKeqxc
https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU
https://youtu.be/v2H4l9RpkwM
https://youtu.be/6RlSgnpLbro
https://youtu.be/IN_FFmeQAC0
https://youtu.be/trinU3VD1Zo
https://youtu.be/4OIAiVIN8Ck
https://youtu.be/4ldjbjwim4k
https://youtu.be/MM62wjLrgmA
https://youtu.be/OYjZK_6i37M
https://youtu.be/IHS3qJdxefY
https://youtu.be/tYTwIZslZXo
https://youtu.be/s2NgG0M-Hdk
https://youtu.be/WPpDyIJdasg
https://youtu.be/-uakxkjYMDI
https://youtu.be/Jrg9KxGNeJY
https://youtu.be/YB5FGBZTSCw
https://youtu.be/3c4_jTnsegM
https://youtu.be/jRGrNDV2mKc
https://youtu.be/OnuuYcqhzCE
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY
https://youtu.be/Agr0DZfrNnw
https://youtu.be/LYU-8IFcDPw
https://youtu.be/GNohq2JJMQY
https://youtu.be/APphucHOErU
https://youtu.be/LAMiX5EEbFU
https://youtu.be/ot9sOxB_CQI
https://youtu.be/WJxSNbAer9M
https://youtu.be/5abamRO41fE
https://youtu.be/OwSqd7PUgDA
https://youtu.be/Bq6IuZIJhuI
https://youtu.be/u6AkbDwhwls
https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I
https://youtu.be/0xyxtzD54rM

at the very least

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
Head Like a Hole
Smashing Pumpkins Zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502160
I watch chuubas in the low 3 view range who remember shit I said over a year ago and I highly doubt that they care about me. Believing a big streamer would even notice anything I did that didn't directly benefit them would be beyond arrogant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXiZoCvQYoY

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502829
Heh nice
I’d go for Terrible Lie and Today

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
>Atreyu -- Bleeding Mascara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7hzV1ADzM

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJeyIzqno4

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502822
I laughed at Vergil being snuck in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502233
It really is nice to have around, it’s a bit more floral than I expected, but is still primarily a pine scent. I also keep some room sprays handy, so I’ll give the area around my couch or bed a hit or two of lavender and lemongrass to add some extra comfiness. Those trees sound like they look amazing though, the city I live in is basically surrounded by pine forests, so I only ever get to see the same few types of trees around my area. Very beautiful area to live in regardless of tree diversity though.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shiori sing Bury the Light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://youtu.be/pV_76Nc1Ue8
https://youtu.be/fGn_ikKMdIk

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503069
HE said the edgiest song, not song that would make him edge the most, silly anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503088
to be fair DMC5 and MGR stuff isn't exactly out of place in an edgy 2000s playlist

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503001

My teenagehood....

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502755
I only read the first chapter but it's interesting so far. I have pretty high expectations for it as I really enjoyed his last two books. Never Let Me Go is one of my favourites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503219
you're old

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503197
>MGR
It's been 10 years and it's still as perfect as the day it launched. The OST for that is truly sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gregory House her type?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright enough playing around how do we get into the inner circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503095

Sounds so fresh! My friends who live opposite gave me some lavender tips and rosebuds that I pop in tea and lavender is super relaxing. I'm tempted to join in with people here doing more things and go walking in some new parts of where I live, so maybe I will see some more cool trees! It's nice you're surrounded by pines and you've got pine scent in your home, how wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503311
Nickname for Shiori's vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503250

29 and convinced Shiori is somewhere between 26-30 due to how fucking similar our music tastes and cartoon tastes are growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502822
>>55502734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rkhpFvfF0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRDx2M9jXMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503256
BORN
INTO A PACK
THERE'S NO CHOICE
BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502822
>Change
Based.
Huh captcha not working again on my laptop but is on my phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503352
nah, that would have to be like "the forbidden archive" or something of that nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503523
For me, it's
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

[Anonymous No.]

shiori's forbidden knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://youtu.be/IpJkCti8IL0
vintage goth alt girl menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503314
That sounds like it would be great, floral teas are delicious and perfect for winding down. You should definitely take that opportunity though, walking alone is great, but it’s always better if you have friends exploring new areas with you. I probably fell in love with the pine scented fragrances due to the trees in my area, honestly. Foresty smells and aesthetics remind me of home every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503547
God I want Shiori to archive my semen.
To remember the feel of my dick inside her for the rest of her days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503588
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

[Anonymous No.]

I WATCHED A CHANGE IN YOU
IT'S LIKE YOU NEESVER HAf D WINGBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503547
Next OP plz. I want to have a normal sex thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503676
A DESOLATE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502734
https://youtu.be/mW0Ao9r2zkY

[Anonymous No.]

How horny is Shiori in the scale of horny Holos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55502822
I would cum buckets if she sings Duality and Wait & Bleed

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503670

That is so lovely anon, your posts are so wholesome my heart is full. Am lucky to have friends who go on nature walks together and we live in such a woodsy place. We went to see Barbenheimer but before we did they took me to a new park in another town that is HUGE and has millions of mushrooms and wooden sculptures of animals, it was ethereal. Actually, it would be a nice reading spot. So glad foresty smells and aesthetics give you the good homey vibes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503523
>>55503588
I'm still mad that the best song in the game, Red Sun, will play for at most 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is probably a fucking dork that likes shit like Billy Talent or Hollywood Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

i would cum buckets if shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>55503881
I was disappointed to learn some people don't even beat Sundowner in his second phase and don't get the vocals...

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you did this? https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688593314067496994

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>>55503899
I would listen to that slop for Shiori, no stop.

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>>55503899
>Motherfucking Billy Talent
Nigger I haven't heard that name in years. If Shiori throws one of their songs into the next karaoke I will literally jizz my pants on the spot I mean a bigger load than I usually do while watching Shiori of course

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>>55503788
IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

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>>55503982
His first phase is actually easier than his second, so there's no reason to break his shields unless you want to hear Red Sun.

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>>55504108
Why would you ever not.

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Need Nun Shiori

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>>55491165
Mark Z. Danielewski - House of Leaves

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>>55503088
I'm not clicking all those links. I'm assuming it's Bury the Light? If so that's totally in line with mid 2000s edgecore.

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https://twitter.com/koahri1/status/1688660598295330816?s=46&t=tHqZdRMxGHYLfeVraY1uww

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>>55503874
That sounds amazing. I love the vibe that mushrooms give to any nature area, and the animal sculptures sound like they just add to the area even more. I might have to do something similar and try reading down by the river near my house, since there’s some forested areas around there as well.

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I kind of want Shiori to sing FFXIV Scream

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>>55504249
Knowing the artist there must be another version, right?

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>>55504182
nun nun!

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>>55504183
I should pick up a physical copy of that sometime. I read it as a pdf on my phone and that was torture.

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https://youtu.be/C3BPgyhStLk
shiori's karaoke reminded me of the best amv ever made

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>>55504249
now that is a Saturday night ass

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>>55504284
The fungi around me are always weird fleshy ones and slime molds

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>>55504341
SAY GOODNIGHT
WITH EACH BITE DOES YOUR SANITY DIE
SUCKING THE LIFE OUT LETTING THE DARK
INSIDE

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>>55504284

Do it! when my pa was alive, apparently before I was born my mum would yell at him because he would forage mushrooms and dry them in the airing cupboard and her clothes would reek of it, hehehe

I will join you on that! when England is less stormy and go on more walks!

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>>55504341
Would she ever play FFXIV? Watching Biboo play it kind of made me want to play it again.

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>>55504542
please fucking no. the community of that game got so awful in shadowbringers

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WAGMI Novelites

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Does anyone have a clip of Shiori saying "I'm Pregnant" in her monetization stream?

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Whole page of slag ME ME ME ME ME ME ME - ing

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Shiori not getting Dota but watching me play and cheering me on

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>>55504542
Maybe privately but it's not that great of a streaming game and considering Shiori's viewbase already it would be a complete shitshow.

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>>55504341
I want her to do the pose

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XIV is fun when you're playing it but I could not be caught dead streaming it unless it's some hardcore content like Ultimate.
But focusing on Ultimate raids means not focusing on chat.
You can maybe focus on chat while doing Savage but Ultimate is another story.

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>>55503547
I'm gonna shove my paperback into her forbidden archive with so much force that the heat and pressure creates a sloppy wet puddle of ink. You'd need a master's degree and 15 years experience in book restoration to decipher what's on her pages after I'm done.

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>>55503547
Fucking hot i wanna be stepped on

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>>55504495
Ha, I love those kinds of stories. Mushroom foraging looks like so much fun, especially since I cook with them a lot, but too little time in the day for me to get into it. And by all means, it’s been rough here since it’s been searing heat throughout the day, so I usually have to get my walks in at around 9:00pm lately, or whenever Shiori will end her streams this week.

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>>55504979

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>>55504900

I hope you have a most pleasant next walk! While Shiori is on vacation we can get some more reading in (and I hope the heat goes away for you soon)

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>>55504342
Love you
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>>55505051
sex