/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

You are reborn in one of these 2 shells with the same skills, a good singing voice, same height, similar color scheme, a pet bird and spear like weapon.
However one is an easy difficulty and the other is hard, choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55405664
I choose to kill myself why the fuck would anyone want to be a vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55405736
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

Screw you OP, I want to be reborn in the body of this dude. Cause that way I can kill, maim, or torture the twisted leaders of this world/universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55405664
if i were hakka i would make a better first impression by actually being good at megaman games

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>>55405664
Hakka, because males can get away with more shit in this company than girls can
The only reason Vesper gets suspended is because he is a retard that keeps breaking the "respect your manager" rule which is the easiest thing to follow
Also abuse my power to sleep with some indie girls

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>>55405664
God I wish I was a woman. I'd get ravaged by thousands of cocks. Several dudes, every night, until my pussy would be spilling cum like a broken faucet. And I'm not even gay.

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>>55405664
One is Nerissa and the other one is a faggot

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>>55406741
well yeah it wouldn't be gay if you were a woman

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>>55405664
yes, we know, girls are more marketable, but who are you trying to convince here? what are you trying to achieve? this board is overwhelmingly populated by the exact people the girls are marketed to. how do you plan to sway them to your side? are you going to turn them gay? if you’re a seething 1view male, then it is what it is brother, accept the challenge and rise above it. i won’t deny it’s a fact that males have it harder, but it is cripplingly unmasculine to waste one’s time complaining about it. the question isn’t “how do we get fans of the girls to watch guys”, because that’s just not gonna happen on a large enough scale to shift the paradigm. the question is “how do we get more girls to be weebs” (which is also not likely to happen because weebdom is already seen as a male domain and has been for years, and less women are afflicted by the disease of loneliness that leads many men down this path).

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>>55405664
the one thats not a mexican

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>>55407737
i don't think any of this was what the OP was getting at but go off i guess

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>>55406741
I'd definitely fucked if I were to be women, they probably have even better orgasms than men...

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep SEAnig

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>>55408198
AIEEEE DELETE SAR DELETE IT

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>>55406540
Hakka never played Megaman that was Flayon

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>>55409912
would you like to go type "hakka megaman" into youtube search or are you gonna take my word for it

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>>55409912
Anon, do your homework before typing

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>>55405664
I choose to kill myself why the fuck would anyone want to be a vtuber?

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>>55409912
I just typed "hakka megaman" on YouTube and got like 5 different videos

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>>55405664
I always pick the hardest difficulty available to me at the start, no exception, maybe Nier.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck nerissa males are better