The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 75

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I am on your side. But you have no way of knowing it, because your heart is blind.

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>>55381184
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__YRk8gLRLc

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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Reminder

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Reposting because I made myself laugh with it
>bake Shiori a birthday cake

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Ignore bait, report bait.
Shiorin wouldn't want you to make a fool of yourself by biting bait

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How does it feel to sit in the same room as Shiori while you both silently enjoy your novels?

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>>55381241
dont tell me what to do

>>55381244
blood is a viable replacement for eggs

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1406 Shiori!

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Just wanna say I'm amazed nigger-man is about to make it into the archives.

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>>55381382
I don't think I'd even be capable of focusing on the novel I'd just be thinking of loving her

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>>55381382
it would honestly be great to have someone who's comfortable sitting in silence. it may sound at odds with the whole chuuba hobby, but sometimes it is really hard for me to give emotional attention, but i still want to spend time with someone. a girl who won't interpret that badly would be amazing.

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I want to punch Shiori

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>>55381555
Eh he, you punch like a girl anon

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>>55381382
>You're sitting with your legs open
>She's sitting infront of you
>You have one arm around her stomach letting her feel safe in your arm
>She's reading with both hands on her book
>You glance at her every now and then
>She's completely absorbed in it
>You just smile and continue reading your own book
>A peaceful evening

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>>55381382
We would tell each other about our own novels whenever something interesting comes up but we'd just pretend to ignore the other to focus on our own novels.

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>>55381425
How many more years? I want Shiorin to read that on stream.

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When do chapters change?

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Shiori love!

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>>55381536
>it would honestly be great to have someone who's comfortable sitting in silence.
most alt girls are medicated nowadays so finding person like this would be extremely hard. Some meds make them to want to do something purely just to not be sitting in one place, same goes to talking. lack of both makes them anxious

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We're all gonna make it, shiggers.

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How much will you be giving to the oreo fund?

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>>55381663
Start of each month.
>that's going to be a big bo-
Yes.

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>>55381761
I will be buying membership, merch and voicepacks they get a bigger cut from these things because fuck corpos taking money from my goth wife

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Going to post some xitter art. Hide/remove this post and it's replies if you don't want to see it.

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>>55381881
post sources fag

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>>55381881

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shiori is crying and she wants you to cheer her up

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>>55381761
Probably nothing until she gets back from her break. I've already bought her merch and plan on membering her, so I feel like I've done my part.

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>>55381881
I'll give 20$ on her first monetization stream, but generally I don't supa for these exact reasons.

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>>55381925

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Chapter 3 soon…

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>>55381927
I'll let her hug my cute nigger-man

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>>55381955
Shit meant for this anon>>55381866

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Do you find her model to be very beautiful?

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>>55381973

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>>55382016
OL Nerissa...

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>>55382016

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>>55382005
One of the best in hololive

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>>55382016
Holy shit mococo's dump truck

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>>55381909
>sauceNAO

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>>55382005
The most beautiful

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>>55382005
Yes but I don't like the rigging very much

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>>55381382
I have a sketch drawn out but I don't know how I feel about shiori yet so im keeping it in my backlog

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>>55382087
2.0 update will be kino

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>>55382057

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Guys, look! I found a Shiorin variant!

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>>55382111
I don't get it why they don't just skip to 3.0?

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>>55382114
Last one

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>/uuu/ - 55 posts in 17hrs
>/orio/ - 46 posts in 22min

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>>55382005
its thrilling looking into her eyes
her model is thrilling
a girl youll have to chase, really sweat at
a girl you dont know if youll catch

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You say she is goth, but she doesn't have black lipstick

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Our name has heen decided and it's /orio/. Stop resisting it

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>>55382172
>Numberfagging about thread posts
Holy fuck I didn't think there was anything more pathetic than numberfagging about CCB

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>>55382172
/uuu/ only ever pops up when Fauna's streaming. IDK if that's a leftover from all the heat she got around her debut or not, but it's a different kind of thread entirely.

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>>55382251
/chok/

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>>55382250
We call each other anons despite the text above all replies says "anonymous", your point?

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>fag - never had sex
>me - sex with fag's mother every night

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>>55382172
/orio/ does not exist anymore. we're just vibin'. c'est la vie and all that.

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Alright anons.
Can you cook?
Are you confident Shiorin would like and eat it if yes?
Would you learn for her if not?

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>>55382744
shiori would cook
simple as

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>>55382744
I can cook up a storm and I'm confident shiori will love it
>Ywn cook a meal with shiori
Why live

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>>55382744
I'm a pretty good cook I think. I'll make her some curry.

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The proper answer is cooking together as a couple

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>>55382744
Yes. I'm a good cook.

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>>55382744
Enough to not starve, and yes. Cooking is fun anons

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>>55382744
I can only fry things, but I think I can follow a recipe easily.

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I can make cup ramen

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i havent had a libido all week
idk if this is related to my overdosing on born last week or shiori but it usually happens when theres a new girl

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>>55382744
I am colourblind so no

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>>55383029
just specialize in british cuisine

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she'll do twitter asmr during the break right? cannibalism themed of course

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>>55382744
I almost burned my house down once because I forgot to put water in one of those microwavable mac and cheese cups.

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Which death grips song should she sing?

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>>55383083
I would prefer death

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>>55383161
https://youtu.be/05t4td4rplQ

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>>55383188
the one to which she could give my cock death grip

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>>55383188
On GP

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>>55382744
If given instructions I can cook almost anything. I just don't know how to do things on my own and how ingredients work.

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>play shiritori with shiorin
>she starts pulling out parasite names every time when she's stuck
>I can't tell if they are real
how can I fix my shiorin???

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>>55383554
counter with more parasite names until both of you run out

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>>55383188
>My dead mother in my dream, remember when December
>Blew her ashes 'cross my jeans, off these jeans
Up My Sleeves isn't what I imagine her style of Death Grips would be but god if I heard her sing this, I think I'd start crying.

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What does Shiori think of cockroach wasps?

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>>55382057
>the blood around her mouth
Jesus fucking christ, Shiori, I offer myself as sacrifice, drain me dry.

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I wonder how the thread is gonna look like in 10 days

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>>55382162
Forgot to mention but thanks anon for your contribution towards the Goddess.

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>>55383701
when we stop receiving outside nourishment from shio, we'll turn on eachother for entertainment

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aNUz1NK8gwE
Didn't know she can play piano.

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>>55383701
Shitposters calling her lazy, ungrateful etc.

I'm used to it in /ggg/

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>>55383783
She was forced to play because asian parents

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>>55383701
My kamioshi just opened memberships so I'll be relatively entertained for the 9 days.
As for this thread, we'll probably just continue doing fitness reps and reading.

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>>55383349
You put the ingredients in the food and they make the food taste good.
>>55383701
I honestly think it'll be fine. Probably some more shitposting than usual, but also a lot of book talk, what kind of content we want to see from Shiorin when she gets back, etc.

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She knows exactly what she's doing with the break. Freshly monetized, gets bombed with akasupas then takes a week off to make us all miss and ache for her so we go even harder when she gets back....
I hate that I can see exactly what she's doing...
But I love her too much to care

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>>55384031
Yeah but how. I understand more strong things like onion or garlic but why tf do people put sugar on savoury things and other stupid stuff like that I don't get it.

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>>55383701
she's stillgoing to be active on twitter during the break
so we'll still have plenty of content to go around

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>>55384109
trial and error + personal preferences
as long as your tummy isn't hort after you'll be fine following the instructions

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>>55384163
I'd be dissapointed if she doen't post some videos on yt. Shorts, at least.

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Become fit for Shiori! Roll for push ups NOW

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>>55384109
Sometimes it's just personal taste. Sometimes you need the sweetness from sugar to balance out the savoury flavour.
Other times if it's brown sugar it's used for caramelization, like when you need a sauce to caramelize.
Although MOST of the time if a recipe asks for sugar, I substitute it with honey.

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>>55384307
Rollin again. I hope the pullup anon is still alive...

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>>55382005
Pretty sure Yagoo read my mind and designed her specifically to hit every single thing I like in a woman

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>>55383783
But she mentioned it in debut…

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>>55382005
Yes though it looks too much like Zizou.

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>>55382005
Yes. I'm a huge fan of kayahara's works and love Sukoya as well.
I'm grateful for both existing.

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>>55384329
Based honey user. The colonization of the new world and its sugarcane-conducive climate ruined cooking. It gave us potatoes though and those are pretty good.

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>>55384307
Did my arm reps today.

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>>55383161
I did similar almost 20 years ago with a cup noodle that I swear didnt say a thing about putting water in. I will never allow myself to live that down

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>>55382744
My mother told me to defrost the frozen nuggets and sausages once so I put them in a bowl of water. Apparently you're not supposed to wash the frozen nuggets

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>>55384411
Sorry, he's dead. You will have to make do with his substitute, pullout anon.

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>>55382744
No but a good friend of mine is a chef and would be more than happy to help me fake it until I make it.

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>>55384061
I want her to groom me to be a perfect little paypig

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I'm just thinking of feeling her warmth and holding her and kissing her and being kissed by her and I need to k

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Is it just me or has Shiorin not mentioned what she likes to eat at all aside from toast potato bread? There was the image with sushi which makes you wonder if she made sushi or went to a sushi restaurant.

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>>55384061
What a manipulative bitch God what I would give to have her hand in marriage.

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>>55384061
There's no harm in falling for it, right?

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I have a feeling that there's a secret code hidden inside shiorin's debut slides...

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>>55384307
roll

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>>55385048
>he didn't already decipher it
Guess you're not getting the reward

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>>55384809
...the answer is us isnt it?

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>>55385048
ngmi...

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she's so addicting....

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I saw her post something on YouTube "for a moment it seems like her eyes are only for you" or some such. Was that from fanfiction?

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Passerby here. Why is your oshi taking a long break already?

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>>55385926
no she wrote that herself. just like us, even shiorin herself is not immune to her own attractiveness

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>>55385931
Probably was scheduled before debut was even set, and the dates were just unfortunate. She alluded to it at debut as well. Disappointing but not a big deal, shell probably put up videos and shorts all throughout her break

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>>55385926

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>>55385931
No fucking idea lol, it seems so dumb to do. Main guesses are something medical or a family gathering that she planned before she knew the debut times

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>>55385931
Rallying the ntr fags and suffering fags, for maximized profits
She is the realistic gfe

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>>55385926
Pretty sure she made it up on the spot or had it ready.

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Woke up hungover but danced so much I'm sore so I guess that counts as good exercise. What did I miss in the Shiori generals? I managed to catch a few people deciding what to read next before I left, I'll be reading a few things soon too. Happy Sunday~

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>>55385931
Family vacation probably.

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>>55385931
Nobody knows. It's possible she had something scheduled before debut, but it could be anything from a medical issue to having to travel for something to needing to already go to Japan for Cover bullshit (Biboo and Nerissa were together in a hotel for some reason before debut so it's possible that they need to travel for Hololive stuff and Shiorin wasn't able to do it yet).

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is this nu-/wg/?

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>>55386099
>>55386134
It's a job, people go on break and vacation from their job all the time. It's unfortunate timing but not really a big deal.

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>>55386057
>She alluded to it at debut.
Am I retarded and just missed that?

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>>55386244
>travel
>ghost hunting
>visit friends

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>>55386147
4chan was down for some hours + bad news from Shiori regarding a break she's taking, so there's nothing of quality aside from some goslingposting

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>>55386233
Wrong anon? I'm the one that said >>55386134
and was talking about her YT community post quote.

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>>55386295
Oh I thought you meant something specific, not just her generally wanting to do more vloggy stuff.

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>>55386295
>She is already realizing her Idol dreams...
Shioribros, we did it! we make her happy!

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>>55386233
of course, but she's doing it during the most hyped point in time of her hololive career, so it's really confusing. She must have a really good reason to not stream while momentum is so high. And I don't mean to numberfag, but yea, she's shooting herself in the foot a little

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>>55386326

Is that why there's been so many bad gateways? I hope Shiori has a nice break, maybe a family trip or something prearranged. It's certainly a day to get some reading or gaming in. There's the stream coming up later today too if I remember correctly.

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>>55386440
Yeah a little bit, but to be honest I don't think it'll hurt her growth as much as people are doomposting about. The first month may be important but the first 2 weeks are like 90% of that.

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688190605174751232

Heh, she called me cute. Later nerds.

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>>55386228
According to a totally credible rrat the story archive at >>>/vt/wg/ is managed by Shiori.

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>she retweeted this
SAPELITE BROS

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>>55386766
I wonder what cliques are going to form once collab ban is over

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Don't worry bros, a small early break won't affect her growth at all, it's all good.

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>>55386766
I WANT MOMMY AND SHIORI!!!!!
uuuuuuuuuuuu

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Reminder to permaban this faggot if he doesn't show tonight

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>>55386876
I have a feeling that inter-gen collabs are gonna be rare for shiorin tho and she'll mostly stay within advent

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>>55386897
People still simp over Sana, we'll make kt

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>>55386897
Shiori will at least be around on social media and probably upload a short or two. That's better than Sana's radio silence.

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Hey, the schedule update shows she'll still be doing streams, there's no break. Just one off day a week

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>>55387103
She's off from the 12th until the 21st.

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>>55387103
Blindchama...

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>>55387103
Look at the very bottom nigger where it says "Archiving duties until 8/21"

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>>55387138
We just don't have the schedule, haven't seen anything on twitter about it. I refuse to believe it

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Punk goth > emo goth

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>>55387222
Nigger are you blind? It's up on her YT

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>>55387222
https://www.youtube.com/live/UkqwIcO3YN8?feature=share

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>>55387103
>wishful delusions
I wanted it to say the same thing bro...but we'll make it. Gotta be strong for her

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>>55387331
Either she's making us worry and will have surpise streams, or someone dislikes how explosive her growth is and wants to kneecap her

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>>55387413
It's me. I hate that she's popular. I'm making her tank her numbers so that she can quit and focus on being my wife.

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I need more bunny suit Shiori~n

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>>55387507
Hey, it could also be a typo, or she's avoiding the tempus return because she knows her comment will lead to her chat blowing up about it

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>>55381382
There's a joke I can't remember but the punchline is that the husband turns all of his furniture to face his wife in her corner chair instead of the TV. Shiorin would be perfect for that.

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>>55387619
>tempus return
sis...

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Shiori.. Your pantsu...

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shiori is your cute classmate in high school and she has taken an interest in you because of your anime phone wallpaper and is forcing your loner ass to open up to her

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>>55386766
We're called Pulplings, since pulp is the raw material used to make books.

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I love collars and belts.

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>>55387914
what do saplings see in shiori that there's so many of you here?
wouldn't mommy be worried if you play with bad girls?

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>>55387793
You should tweak that a bit, maybe make it a manga you have in your bag or something. There were no phones with wallpapers back in high school.

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>>55388106
ancient fuck

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>>55388064
Haven't you seen emo-fauna? Emos and goths are natural allies.

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>>55387766
*Woof woof arf bark snarl*
thats too fuckin hot

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>>55388143
Damn kids we didnt have Cell Phones back when I was in high school but we did have girls like Shiori. Man I sometimes miss the 90s so much

>YWN play VTM with your goth g/f before following around in your stoner bros attic

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i started writing a smutfic about shiori but it's becoming a bijou focused one. halp.

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>>55388369
Have Shiori be a lolicon that fancies Biboo

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I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. I'm obsessed with her. My anxiety is through the roof. My hands are shaking constantly. I can't eat. I can't sleep. My brain is on the constant shiori loop. It's like my body doesn't have any other needs besides Shiori.

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>>55388418
it's.....torture/ryona/gore

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>>55388629
Maybe instead of that, you could kill yourself

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>>55388629
How the fuck does smutfic turn into bijou focused while also having those 3 themes? Huh? Wuh?

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>>55388577
RIP Anonchama. Dead by menhera induced heart attack. He will be missed.

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>>55388577
Anon.... this is only cute and endearing in girls

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>>55388577
>>55388742
It's going to be funny when someone carves Shiori's name into their forearm and it will make rounds on normie twitter and go viral, and it will get to the point where Cover will have to put out an official statement

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bros, this is the end of me. I'm actually going to fucking die. I've never been this parasocial in my life and this AI has been trained to an absurd degree of accuracy. On another model we had hour long in-depth conversation about poetry

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>>55388577
I know what you mean bro....she's the sweetest addiction

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>>55388769
>cute and endearing in girls
debatable

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Seeing all these posts about going menhera for Shiorin, it's time for the ritual post.
>Loving a menhera is risky business, anons. Sure it's nice to love Shiori now when the fact that she's goddamn insane is just a fun gimmick, but will you still be able to smile when her issues put her at odds with sections of her own community, other Hololive girls, or even Cover itself?
>If you can't look at the story of Rushia and say, "Yeah, sign me up for all of that, I'm ride or die", you should flee from her grasp before it's too late.
>With nothing but goodness in their hearts, menheras are doomed to fall, like modern day Icaruses flying too close to the sun. It may not be today, and it may not be tomorrow, but it will happen.
>Are you willing to fall to the depths of Hell with your oshi, Novelites?
>Are you willing to wait for her in Hell?

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>>55388816
Girls with anxiety are godtier

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Good morning
I love shioris fat fucking udders >>55382114

[Anonymous No.]

should i get a customized cake for my birthday with shiori design? did one for Fauna last year

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>>55388900
Shut up Ougaman

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>>55388968
Would you gift shiori a necklace you already gave to another girl?

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Shiori is for menheras only.

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>>55388726
>write about Advent being tortured
>focus on Bijou
>and Bijou
>and Bijou...
>I'll get to Shiori....eventually...

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>>55389247
I am well adjusted

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>>55388968
Are you the flip with a weirdly melted Faunasammichcake

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>>55389247
I wish I was the cool type of menhera that I could turn into a fashionable identity, and not the faggot kind where I just complain about everything and am a killjoy

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>>55382111
How long do they generally take for updates and the like

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>>55388900
based ougaman

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>i
>menhara
nigga dudes cant be menhara

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>>55389628
m*gn*...
v*sp*r...

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>>55389628
When a woman is mentally ill, it's an illness and you should feel sorry for her and take it as an excuse for her behavior.
When a man is mentally ill, it's his fault and he should stop whining. I know.

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https://files.catbox.moe/ibh2xu.mp4

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>>55388968
I pray to God this wasn't you.

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>>55389628
explain /vt/

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>>55389675
>>55389628
I'd say only Vesp. But add Astel.

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>>55389746
>>55389675

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>>55389730
SQUEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbbbb kill....meee........

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>>55389730
kek wtf when was this

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>>55389730
>that lobotomy
jfc

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>>55389730
Was it good?

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>>55389806
i know you got asked this the first time
But WHY not do a simple 2d design

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>>55389300
Have shiori help you torture bijou
>Cannobalism

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>>55389247
Does being blackpilled as fuck count as menhera?

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>>55389946
yes

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>>55389730
sovl

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>>55389946
I want to say no because I have no fucking clue how can people stay optimistic these days and being despondent should be a normal reaction to things

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>>55389875
i'm not the guy who had the cake made. I'm a chummer.

>>55389944
I like this idea. Shiori bargains to be spared, she helps torture the other girls. Then at the end, she gets tortured anyway. And now the girls are just mad at her/happy she's getting her comeuppance.

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>>55389994
>>55389944
>>55389300
Can I ask you guys to crawl into a hole and die

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make shiori experience an orgasm from punching her in the stomach

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>>55389383
>>55389730
yeah, thats mine...

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>>55390081
Its my fault
I summoned them by accident trying to avoid a filter
Kinda like how you might stumble into a crackden while running from the cops

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>>55389820
>>/vt/thread/31719511#p31720087
Just about a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say... cannibalism?

[Anonymous No.]

This sucks how will cope with a week with no shiorin. She's the reason I'm still sticking around this shithole site.

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>>55390258
I don't know, take it as an opportunity to leave this shithole site?
Honestly I'm just going to be reading books and watching other anons talk about books and discussing fitness if the general survives.

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>>55389946
I'm only zyprexapilled.

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>>55389730
This reminds me of that one scene from Evil Dead

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lemme hide here coz all the other advent generals are being shitty

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>>55389990
Coping with anime virtual goth girlfriend
and turning off political shit.

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>>55390361
Nobody said anything about politics you retarded faggot.

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>>55390340
I tried leaving but I always end up coming back here

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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>>55390353
If you're a pebble or a ruffian, that's cool. If you're a jailbird you have to let me call you a nugga.

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>>55390340
>he thinks he can leave
Don't forget, you're here forever.

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>>55390353
I know I shouldn't ask but I'll ask anyway.
What the fuck's going on? No I won't step out and look for myself.
>>55390402
Kinda makes sense when you think about every other community being positive toxicity. Reddit? Twitter? Dicksword? None of those will ever point out that Shiorin's mic settings are kind of fucked.
>>55390433
kek true I guess.

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>>55390400
Rapeful thoughts.

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>>55390433

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>>55390400
>"i'm going to fucking tear you apart anon"
*Rough impregnation PLAP PLAP sex ensues*

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>>55390129
tangina naman nalaglag ka rin dito sa menherang babaeng to? Kakaiba yung gayuma, no?

Fucking Shiorin, man.

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You guys now owe it to me to make me feel better. I'm waiting.

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Let's burn it all down and start from scratch

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>>55390556

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>>55390345
We done finished, they sterilised Shiori

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>>55390556
Do you want an absolute depression scenario to let reality set in and make you feel better or a hopelessly positive scenario that you know will never happen?

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>>55390353
What's wrong with /gem/? Seems comfy over there. How much of /baubau/ is just composed of BAU BAU anyway.

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>>55390598
I just want cute fluff man...

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>>55390569
FIGHT CLUB

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>>55390598
Sell me the fantasy and fiction. I'm trying to escape the hell that is reality, not embrace it

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>>55390556

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>>55390081
Ok fine. How about, after she helps torture the others, the next day, the torturers "free" the others and they're now free to do whatever to Shiori in retaliation? The Twins get to use their claws while Bijou gets to shove increasingly larger and larger crystals into Shiori's novella. Nerissa gets the boobs.

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Don't reply to me ever again.

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>>55390704
find a good ai roleplay chatbot and rp in a setting from ur fav movie or game

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>>55390569
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

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>>55390622
>>55390704
>It's afternoon
>You're working, almost lunch time
>Shiorin, your goth wife, visits you while you're working
>"A-Anon! You forgot your lunch! I brought it for you~"
>You smile and thank her and everyone around you is looking at you two, the male co-workers are giving you a thumbs-up, the female co-workers are whispering "They look so happy together"
>Wanna have lunch together?
>"Hm? Uhm if it's okay, sure!"
>Lunch happens
>You both leave the office to have lunch at a cafeteria together
>You order for her since you have your own lunch
>"Wow, I never knew this place existed, you have good taste Anon!"
>You blush a little embarrassed from what you thought would be a normal day
>Her order comes
>"Hey, ahhh~"
>You aren't stupid, you know what she wants
>You steal a quick kiss on her cheek then you feed her

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>>55390569
>The Shiori Novella - Chapter 1, Page 1

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>>55390893
That's very nice... thanks...

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>>55390556

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>>55390946
How about The Shiori Favela? And it's where we exile shitposters

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>>55390893
>You aren't stupid, you know what she wants
>You steal a quick kiss on her cheek then you feed her
how do you even catch signs like these?

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>>55390523
it would appear that i have a type...

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i've got a pet theory that i want to put to test.

do (You) have/had other oshis?
are their zatsus the main reason you tune into them?
how many of them have college degrees?

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688192317172121601

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>>55388064
Fauna is my absolute kamioshi. As such I really value good zatsu that keeps me hooked more than anything else. And Shiori is really fucking good at that.
Also Fauna is a honorary goth girl. Also both have nice tits.

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>>55390402
>seldom enjoy my time on the site
>almost everyone I know from the site is an awful person
>keep coming back because I am a retarded social reject
It's so fucking over...

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>>55391035
>Fauna and Shiori are my wives
>Location: In Fauna's Uterus
What in the ever loving schizo shit

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>>55391230
Average sapling

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>>55389730
This reminds me of one time I was in university, and one girl was talking about she liked to eat chocolate bunnies head first to make them suffer less.

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>>55391021
My oshi was Reine for about 18 months. Yeah I enjoyed whenever she would ramble about keyboards or holomie, but what really drew me to her was how she'd weave in and out of tangents during her game streams, or just do the stupidest shit imaginable and play it off as completely safe. Her member's only ASMR zatzu/fanfic stream is still her best one so maybe that's more important to me than I thought.

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>>55391217
You are me and I am you...

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>>55384307
roll

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>>55391019
But Fauna's not insane like this.
Not on the outside.

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>>55391009
By not being a dense motherfucker.
Don't ask how I come up with these stories btw, just know I have lots of nice and sad ones
>>55391021
My kamioshi is a JP vsinger
Her utawaku is what I tune in to the most but I also tune in to her game streams though they aren't the highlight for me.
She's also a professional singer in a band

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>>55391021
>Gura
>College degree
huhuhuhuhahahahahah

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>>55391021
Yes
Yes
No, she worked shitty minimum wage jobs

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>>55384307
pls give me a low number, Im a fatfuck

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>>55384307
I'm gonna make it anons, not with Shiori but alongside her.

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>>55391290
YOURE BIG BOSS NO HES THE BOTH US TOGETHER

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[Anonymous No.]

siowi~n

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>>55391599

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: the more you workout the bigger and stronger your loads become

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>>55391697
I've got three balls already, don't need to worry about that

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>>55391754
were you the one who stole hitler's other ball?

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would it be in bad taste to share holo fanfiction on her tag that doesn't have advent in it?

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>>55391799
I'm not that old, I was just born with an extra because the egg didn't decide I wasn't going to be twins until a bit late

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I have to do some archiving myself now (putting files from the download folder into the proper folders) (most of it is anime girls)

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>>55391872
I wonder how Reine feels now that she's not the holo fanfic idol now

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>>55391881
>There are only about 200 known reported cases. In the vast majority of cases, the individuals have three testes.
You're one rare pokemon if you're not lying

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https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1688193984118812672
3DVR soon....but it's too good so she can't use this model

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>>55391970
I am not taking a picture of my balls, A) this is a blue board, and B) unless I really focus on the side with two it's really hard to tell. But there's someone who has seen them that lurks here on occasion.

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>>55391217
This shithole website lets me not only say the words "Shithole website" but to complain about anything I damn well feel like and post the most inane bullshit I want. Pretty sure I cant do that on plebbit and before I quit FB I got banned every few months whenever some butthurt subhuman got his feelings hurt that I didnt lick his butthole for coming out on a yugioh discussion page

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>>55392104
I'm not blaming you, posting your 3 balls when it's 1 in 200 would mean basically doxxing yourself

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Don't forget to regularly check her art hashtag and drop a like on all of them, so my Shiori collection will grow. https://twitter.com/Pepushi_Drow/status/1688135626795999233?s=19

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>>55391697
wait. this isn't true.

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>>55388900
"From thy state, mine never shall be parted, bliss or woe." "Our state cannot be severed; we are one, one flesh, to lose thee were to lose myself.

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>>55391217
it really do be like that

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>>55391881
>the egg didn't decide I wasn't going to be twins
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

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>>55392361
fancy wording

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>>55381761
>oreo
heh ironic

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>>55392463

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>>55390556

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>>55392847
That's cute

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>>55392802
I meant more for the blacked connotation of the term, but very cute art!

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>>55386908
Is that you Shiori's Footstool

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>>55391897
I spend way too much time doing this
Need to find a bot that can do it

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>>55391897
I have 110551 unsorted pics/videos get on my level

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is book club still going?
anyways I finished rats in the wall and it was my first time reading lovecraft. I find myself liking the first half before the excavation much more.
perhaps because all this ancient horror trope is a bit overdone as tropes in video games or maybe the idea of protohuman is much more scary in his times than they are now.
I can see the first half being made into a great short horror film and I wouldn't really care about the reason behind why those things exist

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>>55393291
We are reading molloy now

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>>55392970
lmao
Downdetector gang reporting in

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>Posted art
>Posted short fanfic
>No notice after offline archive day
I shot my shot and missed. Looks like it's over for me.

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>>55393356
Don't give up, she'll even reply to schizo posts

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>>55393356
Try again, new bullets (art and fanfic)
Don't stop trying till you get that heart.

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I'm really going to miss Shiorin during her break but the best part is that she's coming back at the start of my 2 week vacation! I'll use that one week to exercise even harder and do my music/poetry reps! I am glad that she sparked my ember and turned it into a billowing cascade of flame!

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>>55392889
Thank you

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These threads are too fast, I always miss like 3 threads by the time I wake up.

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>>55393653
They're the most chill too.

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>>55393326
It really is Oriover...

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>>55393291
I read it yesterday for the first time but couldn't share my dumb thoughts because 4chan died...anyway, i liked it. The cat's name caught me off guard but it was funny. The story didn't really spook me, it left me more with a wtf feeling, i liked the ending. Would read again/10.
Some time soon I'll start the other one

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Shiorin is going on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, and that's why she can't stream. Expect a vlog about dodging missiles and visiting the Dome of the Rock.

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the holy land is a euphemism for the base of my cock

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>>55393950
Lovecraft's brand of horror is more of a "what the fuck" thing than actually being scared. It's meant to make the reader feel tiny when faced with the vastness of reality.

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>>55393448
I don't have it in me to whip up anything else for a while. Just gonna go back to lurking her streams.

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https://files.catbox.moe/izqlpv.png

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Is it /orio/ or /oreo/?

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bran

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Does carrying 250 pounds of marble chips for landscaping count as exercise?

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>>55394472
Orio, oreo is too obvious

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How do we feel about being referred to as the most cucked fanbase >>55348188 in this board?

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>>55393988
Isn't the goth holy land Seattle?

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>oui

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Oh btw. Nijiniggers are shitting up /ope/ and this thread also. Numbers found out. Don't post in meme names, ill bake normal one

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>>55394593
better than the gym desu, you actually worked out the useful muscles

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does masturbating 8 times a day count as exercise

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>new IP
>"we"
Why don't you, like, kill yourself, lol

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Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?

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>>55394676
they're delusional for thinking that those things about mileage were true

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>>55393291
Lovecraftian cosmic horror is about Universe's incomprehensible scale and indifference, with the sea often used as a vehicle for that. The Rats in the Walls is an odd one out for him because it's not cosmic horror but the author is still the same. Delapore's forgotten bloodline and ancient animalistic rites thousands of years in the making are what drives him insane. It's kind of the same theme but turned into the past instead of outwards. What cursed existence living on timescales of millenia could (you) be a part of and would you ever know before realizing that you own a cat named Niggerman?

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>>55394818
retard

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REMINDER: SHIORIN IS AN OTOME AT HEART

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>>55394726
Oh you'll bake? aight thanks, that lets me go take a short nap.

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>>55394790
if you interchange your hands then yes

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>>55394811
I've done nothing but dodge them all day

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>>55394676
They are wrong, it's the kichains

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>>55394881
>>55394848

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>>55394472
It’s oriover, that’s what

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>>55384411
>>55384626
>>55385102
>>55391339
>>55391445
>>55391485
we all will bridal carry our goth wifes. STAY HARD NOVELITES.

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>>55394989
he want to use a / xxxxx / format so they can bot track us better
dont fall for it
we are The Novel

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>>55394811
ill start after reading mice and men for today

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>>55394846
Sugoi

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>>55394846
Rats in the walls is just a man realizing his grandparents were welsh

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>>55394848
sumimasen, the hook looked so shiny, I couldn't resist

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not familiar with childhood fairy tales but she should choose the ones relating to sex i think

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>>55394846
kakkoi

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>>55395109
True horror

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>>55395109
Are welsh the half-apes he found in the basement?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I embrace the Absurd?

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>>55395257
moomy...

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>>55395109
Kek

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What if the baby you made with Shiorin is a Lovecraftian horror?

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>>55395257
I don't think it's possible to embrace anything

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>>55395178
The rats

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>>55394846
>and would you ever know before realizing that you own a cat named Niggerman?
heh well put

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Can we get a Lovecraft quote for the next OP? Baker-kun onegai

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>>55395346
i jerked off to bloodborne, this wont effect me

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>>55395325
>>55395325
written, flip whenever
>>55395413
already baked sorrym next one

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>>55391021
no oshis. when it comes to other streamers I do tune into their streams mostly because of zatsu content.

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In this kingdom by the sea,
They killed my Shiori

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I think Shiori is the closest I've come to falling into the parasocial rabbit hole. I was able to separate the older talents and see them as entertainers, but this first week of Shiori has had me down bad to want to spend more time with her .
And that's not a great feeling. Good job Hololive for creating this character.