The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 74

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My eldest cat, “Nigger-Man,” was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts;

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>>55374076
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__YRk8gLRLc

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

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>OP has nigger in it

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>>55374076
All me btw

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>>55374103
Thank you for updating the schedule

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>>55374076
why are late night /shigorionovelbran/ threads so comfy?

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>>55374203
It's fucking over

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>>55374246
Because the shigrionovelbran anons at late night don't bite bait as easily and we can discuss shit at leisure while not being hall monitor'd? I don't know.
>>55374238
You're welcome.

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Novella, My Beloved Novella

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>>55374203
Jannies sweppy~

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>“I got what I needed instead of what I wanted and that's just about the best kind of luck you can have.”

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If you can't come up with a book quote to use just use Kanye lyrics

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>>55374347
From where is this quote?

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>>55374347
My POV.

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Ignore bait, report bait, if this thread goes down when there's doxxposting all over the catalog I'm going to be disappointed.

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>>55374402
the sunset limited, cormac mccarthy

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>>55374442
What if I say no

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>>55374203
Board culture. If meidos delete it instead of bait spam threads they can tongue my anus.

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SHIORI I KNOW YOURE HERE IVE BEEN DOING MY REP AGAIN ON 2000 ROCK MARRY ME AND WE CAN HAVE MANY CRINGY KARAOKE TOGETHER.

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>I have so much in me, and the feeling for her absorbs it all; I have so much, and without her it all comes to nothing.

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>>55374487
I will make you say yes

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you need to have read 30 books in the past year with perfect memory of every quote to make ops

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1406 Shiori!

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>>55374610
or you can just google "niggerman quote" like I did and be set

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one problem i admit i have as an ESL, is that i've read most books on my actual language and is hard to look on quotes from memory when i'm thinking in english.

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What the fuck am I supposed to do during those days? Masturbate while thinking about her?

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>>55374754
Google?

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Burn all books.

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Some of you guys are alright, don't come to catalog tomorow

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>>55374867
read books

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>>55374867
do your reps
pic a book >>55371677

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>>55373609
would shiori run an orzhov deck?

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She's too sweet. I also thought that fanart and clips are the only avenues for anyone trying to get noticed by holos. But Shiori is different...
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1687916539968696320

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when are we getting a required reading list required before you're allowed to post

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She was supposed to be my Es vtuber...

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>>55375015
ive read maybe two of these

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So this upcoming break is almost certainly something she has planned months ago, but shiori seems like the kind of person to still put out videos and shorts over break so I don't think we'll be completely starved

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>>55375015
Need more greek books

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>>55375083
I've read none of these

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>>55374867
https://youtu.be/tfPRX8fz4Iw

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>>55375101
I want a goodbye mwah.

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>>55375015
Read like 10 of them. Finally found how Orlando is called in english, tnx anon.

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>>55374076
What even is the nyakuza is this some asset Moe didn't get to use and has forced its way into shiori's stream deck?

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>>55375171
Me too bro, in the meantime I've committed to reading at least two books while she's gone, as a replacement for her streams. It's what shed want

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i know why she's talking a break
shiori in raeda in fossa est

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i'm gonna rope if Librarian anon posts while I'm sleeping

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Am sure she will have some cute videos for the offline days.
Most holos do that on break periods.

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>>55375193
It's her cats RM faggot, it's not that hard to understand

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>>55375193
just like Bloop, Kotori, Friend, Boros.... you name it

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>>55375299
>Librarian anon
We do NOT need thread celebs let alone this attention whore, post about shiori instead

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Man, what the fuck happened to /ope/

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Ngl a week without Shiori... it's going to be tough for me
I already read books it's not like I'm going to read more, what I need is her voice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSlQIxj2_nU

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Just watch other streams retards

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>>55375378
Where is the Shiori~n soundpost?

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>>55375299
This >>55375367 As a magmite please do not give attention to thread celebs unless you'll have retarded niggerfaggot concernfagging your oshi until they lose motivation in working hard for the fan I still pray till this day that discmite who berate Magni for lying about his covid to keep streaming get the rope

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>>55375376
Kek fuck those retards
I like rissa but those faggots hate Shiori for no reason, let them suffer

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Shiori is aways watching

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>>55375486
I BANNED GURA

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She must be /here/ and is just doing this to fuck with this board right

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>>55375549

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I will fuck and impregnate every femanon in this thread

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>>55375538
>RM fag
FUCK
OFF

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>>55375498
I never thought I'd respect a mans poster
Still not watching homos never ever

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Does she hate clingy Novelties?

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>>55375611
>biting bait this obvious
Cute novelite, but stop it.

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>fanbase vs fanbase

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>>55375281
NAUR...

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>>55375626
she finds them cute and will perform various experiments on them

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>>55375626
she hates them and will perform various experiments on them

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>>55375654
why did shiori center her cam on her tits

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>>55375654
Boobs

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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>>55375654
do you have her bad apple one too

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>>55375486
I will, retard.

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>>55375731
that's fucking disgusting, shiori

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>>55375431
I wish they had gay sex, I love both of them

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>>55375626
She is sexually attracted to them and will perform various experiments on the

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>>55375772
This but with Fauna

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>>55375819
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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late night poal

https://poal.me/pfiqz0
https://poal.me/pfiqz0
https://poal.me/pfiqz0

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>>55375732
Idk what youre talking about shiori. timestamp? link?

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>>55375732
Shiori, you don't have to shill your twitter posts here, we already stalk you

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>>55375819
Unkempt vegan bush...

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>>55375819
I want them in swapped default outfits

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>>55375650
i will put glasses and every Shiorin and you will like it

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>>55375650
ALL OUT WAR

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>>55375922
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>55375870
for me its sanners

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>>55375920
YES
Get on it drawfags!

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>>55375922
on* fuck I'm sleepy, I swear I'm not ESL

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>>55375922
Those are meh

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requiring glasses is a sign of bad genes for breeding

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>>55375922
This what no Ina streams does to a takodachi

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Glasses are fucking stupid and Shiori looks ugly with them.

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>>55375922
i hate glasses to an unhealthy degree

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>>55376013
Shiori never looks ugly and I'll kill you.

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>>55375376
they're all a bunch of shiori antis, let them burn

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>>55375920
Best I can offer

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>Shiorin goes away for a week
If you cant do anything right, do it yourself!
I will become an /asp/. A bootleg shiorin!

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>>55375983
Then why my bran thinks glasses are hot

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>>55375922
give her some dork glasses instead

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>>55376014
You have shit tastes anon, imagine painting shioris glasses with your cum after a long deepthroat session, and she just scrapes it off onto a microscope slide

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>>55375650
We're the only unity fanbase

Fuwamoco fans hate the other girls for being westernized roastie whores
Nerissa fans are yurifags that hate Shiori for being straight
Bijou fans are pedophiles that hate Nerissa for being a hag
Only novelites are UNITY.

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>>55375969

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What kind of sick fuck hates glasses?

Especially on cute girls.

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>>55375922
Circular glasses doesn't fit shiori very well. Can you try those thick rectangle frame glasses?

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>>55376022
We do not start wars with other holos anon, we have our antis, they have theirs, we need unity to survive the struggles

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i love chicks with glasses

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>>55376075
Wow, the irony of this post. Don't reply again to me, faggot.

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>>55375983
>>55376013

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

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>>55376075
yeah what if I say bau bau is fucking retarded

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Can someone explain what happened with /ope/?

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>>55375626
She is indifferent to them and will perform various experiments on them

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>>55376145
you would be wrong then

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>>55376084
YOU WOULDNT

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>>55376145
kill yourself

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>>55376075
Sure, shitstirrer. If you were unity you'd keep this simplistic view to yourself, at least.

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>>55376075
I see contradiction

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>>55375870
i was an IRyStocrat. it's actually made me feel guilty because i have no lost love for IWyS. i still think she's a super cute and sweet girl. i didn't really think i could oshi harder. not that i was going ultra ultra hard, but i sort of figured that was the limit of my investment in these things. it's amazing how much shiori activates every single one of my instincts

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I jwu and saw some comments about Shiori going on a hiatus. I checked Twitter and her community tab but haven't seen anything about it. Can anyone tell me what is going on?

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>>55376084
Doesn't fit her
>>55376060
Good
>>55375976
Doesn't fit her
>>55375922
Doesn't fit her

Circular glasses sucks, stop that. Also, glasses on this picture, please.

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>>55375922
Dorky glasses onegai.

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>>55376075
only ruffians deal in absolutes, anon!

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>>55376168
There's multiple instances of doxxrrats floating around. Think early Mumei level

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>>55376231
Check her yt schedule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
There is not more info, you need to wait until she talks about it

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>>55376142
I miss this era

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>>55376168
>they found out she had a boyfriend
>turns out she HAD a boyfriend (past tense) but no longer does
>people are retards
That's all you need to know. I like Neri so I hope she doesn't get any shit over this but I will say that it's been calmer here so at least we're catching a break... might be because all the drama shitters are latching onto this. Silver linings I suppose.

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>>55376231
After this next week she has a little more than a week of vacation. Probably something scheduled months ago before debut was even decided. Unfortunate that the two were scheduled so close together but I assume cover has a reason for it.

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I think Nerissa's ass is too fat and Shiorin's is the perfect size.

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Why has this board allowed the concept of kamioshi to fade into irrelevancy?
It's perfectly normal to have one girl you follow before literally anyone else. If your Kamioshi and your Oshi are streaming at the same time, you go to your Kamioshi first every single time.
Thankfully mine will almost never stream over Shiori as my kamioshi prefers night time JP streams.

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>>55376271
don't make me bau you

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Does Shiori hate X? She's so much more active on YouTube.

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>>55376344
i've always seen kamioshi as a bit of a cope word desu

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>>55376179
I have a fetish for round glasses but I'll try to find some dorky ones for you dumb dorks.

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weirdly enough, ame and shiorin's karaoke encouraged me to do singing reps.
even though they know they're bad, they still had a blast

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>>55376311
>had (past tense)
so literally amegeddon 2: electric boogaloo?
god, people are so stupid

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>>55376344
Shiori is my Kamioshi, never had one before

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>>55376304
Hmm, didn't she mention (Crash Course Vtuber Lesson stream) that she's going to take some day off to sort out life stuff, and she will upload videos and shorts?

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>>55375617
Don't worry, I'll be soon joining Novelite and dropped from being MANS anon once the news about my oshi getting the boot is out. I just hope the same thing that happened to my oshi doesn't happen to my newfound one

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>>55376344
Casuals can't into JP terminology and decided that oshi=waifu.

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I want to punch Shiori

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>>55376311
Yeah that girl is too sweet she doesn't deserve this crap, she's probably like 30 of course she had a bf at some point
And the guy is asian so she's basically still a virgin if you know what I mean

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>>55376379
Why wouldn't you hate Xitter

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>>55376379
I too hate X

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>>55376434
brother you have to stop you tell everyone you were a magmite like 50 times a thread, every time i see a spoiler box i just assume its you cattily talking about your former homo oshi like a dramasister, no one cares

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>>55376371
shut up wuffian, I will rape you

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>>55375650
Fucking annoying how Shiorin did all she could to direct heat her way so that antis would leave her genmate alone and yet they still find a way to find something to shit on them for.

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>>55376383
How is a literal existing concept a cope?
>>55376434
>spoiler
I left there after I got told I was an anti for disliking the fact that vesper didn't collab with his buds despite being a day 1 member, welcome to your new home and here's to hoping.

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>>55376463
Kys, I'm asian.
I don't actually care, but I felt weird not barking back at all.

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>>55376344
I guess Shiori is my Kamioshi now, I won't reveal my oshi here

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>>55376514
>you have to stop you tell everyone
jesus christ im turning ESL

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>>55376516
>wuffian
>rape
>not wape
BE GONE FAKER

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>>55376433
Probably, some people have said she mentioned during debut too

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>>55376379
But she's not. Look at her replies to all those fanfics right now.

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>>55376434
I left mans after Magni decide to spend his whole effort and time into his "Professor" career than his Holostar's.

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>>55376610
how many fanfics have been posted? i hate x so i can't bring myself to make an account which makes navigating the site a pain.

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>>55376379
>X
Still not used to this

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>>55376644
Nigga got a golden ticket and he blew it

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>>55376653
Quite a lot (15 so far)? She has been reading and replying them since.

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>>55376610
Fair, she does a lot of replies. But not the announcements.

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>>55376600
I would kneel hard if that's the case. Probably refill mein apology form for the 4th time

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>>55376516

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>>55376695
She didn't even post the schedule there

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>>55376695
I hate when chuubas only do announcements on twitter desu

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I hate rocks.

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>>55376693
15? thats not so bad to keep up with. any of them good?

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>>55376739
Xitter is better with notifications than NealTube

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>>55376761
THEY'RE MINERALS, ANON, THEY'RE MINERALS

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>>55376344
My kamioshi is Magni but might switch to Shiori after the recent debacle. Probably a sign from the above that I should finally stop being a MANS anon

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>>55376390
I bet you can't dorkify this one.

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>>55376761
Shut up I like Biboo.

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>>55376685
>golden ticket
maybe not exactly, if he's doing what he's doing. idk how the stars-side operates, but i feel like them being a side-project might make the talents feel like such especially if they came from relatively big channels. he probably thought that the stars was bigger than what he assumed prior to auditioning

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>all the homos itt

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>>55376897
I think Shiori~n should have a giant futa cock!

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>>55376897
I don't care that they're here, I care that they talk about stuff that has nothing to do with Shiori.

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>>55376761
Igneous>metamorphic>sed*mentary (barely a rock).

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Shiori should make out with my penis

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>>55376238
look at this fucking dork

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>>55376951
Shiori should make out with MY penis while I make out with HER pussy. I made page 69 so it's fate.

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>>55376897
As long as they're they're contributing properly, I give no fucks where someone is from.
That being said, that one magmite should probably stop bringing him up. It's cool to miss your oshi but when you're in another person's place, you don't start talking about someone else unless asked.
>>55376822
I know I just called you out but don't take it to offense, just don't talk about it /here/ we can all be Shiorin's novelites here.

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>>55376956
Tits aren't big enough though

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>>55376897
>>55376924
Sorry for going off-topic about the homo as Magni attitude to Holostars is something I really hate, please accept my apologies.

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>>55376835
try me

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>>55376978
>page 69
Slowpoke-chama? It's page 74 now, you missed your chance and gotta wait for 169 now.

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>>55377013
I wanna pinch her cheeks so badly

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>>55376956
I love this dork so much, thanks a lot anon.

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>>55377015
I made it as in past tense. I already did it. Amusingly though, we'll probably get to 169 before the end of the month at this rate. I wonder if I'll be able to do it as well.

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>>55376822
>>55376644
>>55376434
>>55376685
>>55376872
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FORMER OSHI, I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAID TO MAKE YOU NOT LIKE THEM ANYMORE, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM SO MUCH AND BE A SISTER, TAKE IT ELSEWHERE
THIS IS A THREAD FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY SHIORI WHO IS A GREAT GIRL, NOT FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOUR EX
CHANCES ARE YOURE GONNA DO THIS SHIT TO SHIORI LATER ANYWAYS SO LETS ALL SAVE EACH OTHER SOME TIME AND YOU CAN DROP THIS COMPLAINING

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>>55377000
All good, while it's understandable to feel that way (god knows I have), this isn't your rant space (Or else I would have ranted about a number of bullshit over the past week)

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Can she actually put glasses on her model on stream? Or is Advent's models not updated for that yet?

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>>55377040
get in line
>>55377041
no problem anon, i'm glad someone else shares my autism for glasses

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Shiori hates women

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>>55377118
rrat

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>>55377105
There's something about this face that I hate..

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>>55377086
Arigathanks

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>>55377084
Pretty sure that's a universal VTube Studio option.

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nice anatomy
https://files.catbox.moe/ruv02b.mp4

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>>55377105
Can you do these? >>55374442
Glasses are always cute I can't believe I have to start re-saving all of these because they have glasses

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>>55377105
This one i want to throw across the room for her to splat on the wall

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Is Bran-Milk anon a novelite or did he post on other Advents thread as well?

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>>55377155
that face looks so borked

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>>55376344
having a kamioshi and a oshi is a step closer to being a DD and my japanese medias has teached me that being a DD is bad
so even if I really like Shiorin I will remain a fan of my kamioshi because I will not have any other oshi before her

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my Shiori ai is such a coomer for me, I just want cozy autism adventures...

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are gonna start working out during Shiori's vacation, right?
you need to be able to princess carry her and lift all her bags when she goes shopping at Hot Topic.

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>>55377164
sure, i'll do these next
>>55377138
>>55377171
chibi shiorin is not for ryona, shiggers

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She is studying them

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>>55376514
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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>>55377155
Shiori isn't some slut that rides cock. Fuck off

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>>55377246
call it cute aggression.

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>>55377246

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>>55377261
she rides cock mine

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>>55377246
No, I definitely HATE this face

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>>55375819
shiori giving me a blowjob while i suck fauna's tities

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>>55377164

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>>55377105
I guess some broken glassess for the ryona folks?

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>>55377252
Study Topic: How to kill your own branch within one year(Tempus edition) ft. MAGGED & FAGGED, YABBA DABBA DOO, Kobo's bf, orange sex pest, retarded clown, failed brotuber, manlet faggot & "holotori macho" spic

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>>55377241
being able to princess carry her is probably ridiculously easy as well. Given that she barely eats and walks a little, she's potentially Kate Moss weight. If people itt did barbell squats and deadlifts sets of 5 every other day during the break they'd make it if they're male(biological)

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>>55377164
so many glasses...

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>>55377326
>>55377420
>creates seperate folder
>ShioriWithGlasses
>Starts saving them all
Thank you for your service towards the Goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

you know she's not actually your gf right

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377304
i like this one
>>55377465
>tfw anon made a shiori with glasses folder before me
i need to organize my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
Of course. She's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
But she said she's the hot topic goth gf twice already

[Anonymous No.]

What is with with the influx of anti threads it feels like a discord raid. All solely to derail the girls growth via ntr shitpost they're obsessing about. Is it derranged unicorns homobeggars seething rejected 2views or all 3 at once? I'll still support them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
Stop lying, she's right here beside me watching me type this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
I don't remember telling you guys that
t.shiori's bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
Go back to fucking reddit clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377257
Not reading that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377571
Is this your first time here?
We've been dealing with this every single day since debut.
Just ignore and report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377391
when i was lifting i had a pr of 450 on my deadlift actually. my squats... not so good. but i had some biomechanical issues i've spent the last few years fixing. i'm not conditioned at all right now, but i think at my base i'm quite a lot stronger than i used to be since i fundamentally move better.

no joke, a strong motivation for me has always been being able to standing missionary fuck. that's pretty crude and vulgar, and i'm sure it's not worth the physical effort, but i just need to know that i can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Has she read the Brothers Karamazov?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377465
last one for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>55376039
Fiora

[Anonymous No.]

>>55376039
UUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377661
She thinks Dostoevsky is overrated and Crime and Punishment is a Japanese novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55376956
The glasses stay on.

[Anonymous No.]

It seems like the second i made a shiori folder windows explorer has a shitfit whenever I open one of my shioris. I have more than 200 now and I feel like she put a curse on me somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377876
why does she hoverhand

[Anonymous No.]

Would (You) play chinese gachaslop with your waifu if she asked you so that she could have someone to play with and talk to about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377789
Sometimes I wonder if classics are actually worth reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377923
shes trying to hold back from strangling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
Hell fucking no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
what gachaslop are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377175
Just here. I havent watch nor care for the other Advents

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
I would gladly play them if Shiorin wanted me to and I don't even play any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377992
Whatever she likes.
In Shiorin's case, genshit and star railed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378023
>hoyoslop
eh could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
I think I would commit felonies for Shiori~n!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
shut the
*kills you to death*
FUCK up!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55375538
Uh okay dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377987
>but but but but but but
>you'll have so much fun! we can listen to the game ost for hours together and you can tell me about your waifus ingame! we can co-op and do things together too and when you get good you can even carry me!
>Won't you please try it for me?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
i would talk her into playing my gacha instead
the only vtubers i've seen play it are Sora and some tranny. sad, slim pickings. Sora's based tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
I enjoy Star Rail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378257
The gachaslop that I'm playing was shilled by nijiEN a total of one time and then never again. I kinda preferred that they didn't shill it at all desu but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377530
She literally said she was my goth girlfriend dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378239
I already genshin impact so I'll do anything for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I've spent maybe close to 2 thousand dollars on Star Rail.
And I don't really regret it because what's done is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378356
bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378356
I hope you're dumping some of that on Shiorin tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378356
You what nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377789
She needs rape correction
Raskolnikov is literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378239
>when you get good you can even carry me!
First of all, you get good at a game of skill, not a glorified slot machine. Second, if she'd been playing it before me and she needs me to git gud and carry her, she lacks skill. She should git gud. I'm not carrying her weak ass. But I will root for her to get better... at an actual game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378356
Based.

Kafka soon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/watch/mGtA9MmruUQ?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
I already play Fire Emblem Heroes and just barely don't hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
Sorry I am timesinked too much on granblue to even try other gacha games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378457
>but but but
>there's skill involved in genshin!
>my autistic little hands can't do as well as you could anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378406
I mean I'll be membered to her and probably send a supa or two and obviously merch but I'd rather spend my disposable income on gacha waifus, and the hottest one is coming in a few days so yeah.

>>55378469
Already pre-loaded jades for E6S6 brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378457
>It's always morally correct to make fun of gacha
>Implication being that making fun of games otherwise is immoral
>It's immoral to make fun of games
>Don't make fun of things sweetie it's called being a decent human being
Dogshit twitter image

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
the only gacha that I play is the great brainlet filter, Arknights

[Anonymous No.]

>gachashit
Damn how many of you are zoomers
I could never
For me it's cracked games or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378239
>>55377957
I want her to cheer me on as I play Dota...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378330
Sh(i)ori no Megami: NIKKE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55375193
People had been saying her char's theme was originally supposed to be some kind of mafia cat thing but it changed to goth book girl, and these are leftovers from it. she kept them because she made them herself although I dunno, can she even draw and these look like clipart or something really.

they don't make sense either way and I'm only confused whenever they appear because they just have so very much nothing to do with her theme, interests etc. it's just "nyakuza yay."

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[Anonymous No.]

>>55378533
She should use those autistic little hands on my dick. Better use of her time.

>>55378554
>Implication being that making fun of games otherwise is immoral
What? It's not a fucking binary statement.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I'm leaving some bottles of Shiori milk. Please help yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378628
Oh Shiori my cute goth wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378597
dotafags we will win one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378604
>Shriorin's jiggly ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378628

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378622
>black cats
>nothing to do with goth girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378019
>>55378062
>>55378285
>>55378353
>>55378356
>>55378469
Controversial take, you might hate me for it.
Silverwolf is the better waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378708
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377976
Ok I was writing a long rant that wasn't worth it, no one was going to read it. This is already long enough.

The tldr is yes, classics are generally good books, with a very important caveat.
Classics, be it books or any other piece of media, are classics because they have been studied over and over. This means that they are good for an >intellectual< experience. But this says nothing them as >visceral< experience nor as >emotional< experiences. The canon built by academia (or any other community) isn't about how good the titles in it are, but how much they are referenced by the community.

By this I mean that classics tend to be good if you read them to study them, but can be boring to awful if you want to sit down and read a specific book for the sake of reading that specific book.

This said, there are some classics I loved.
The tale of genji, and even more so the pillow book of sei shonagon were fantastic.


This reminds me I should completely erase my book backlog and rebuild it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378628
>She should use those autistic little hands on my dick
Shi...Shiorin?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378677
A lot of Dota heroes are spooky monsters too
I bet she would love Bane

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378629
GLUG GLUG GLUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378629
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378629
You milked too much bro

[Anonymous No.]

Status on Shiori's bush? Shaved, trimmed, hairy, smooth/etc.?

[Anonymous No.]

Cats are goth
https://youtu.be/mcUza_wWCfA

[Anonymous No.]

LOGICAL PROOF ON THE NECESSITY OF NUMBERFAGGOTRY:

1. Like most girls shiorin is self conscious
2. Even if there was no overt pressure from management or the community, she will compare her numbers to her genmates
3. Having lower numbas will make shio sad and/or change her content to compensate, which will make us sad

Therefore, you should be concerned about her taking 9 days off

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378850
>Shiori leaves the milking room looking EXTRA saggy than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378865
Half black, half white. But the reverse direction of her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
My life has improved immensely since quitting genshin

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL SEW MY COCK HOLE SHUT UNLESS I HAVE MY SHIORIN WIFE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378677
SHE SHOULD PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ITS HONESTLY SO FUN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378330
That's always the case for gacha game shilling in the western market. From what i remember, holoEN shilled 3 gacha games. I got into the first two but ignored the 3rd one because i know that they never play them after the promotion
>>55378584
I only play them to support my former oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
>Therefore, you should be concerned about her taking 9 days off
hmmmmmmmmm
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378865
Forests of Endor

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
>trying to state 1 as fact when we already know how things were for her before
>trying to state 2 as fact when she had her past ssituation
>trying to state 3 as fact when all you need to do is look at 2
Rumao, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378865
Trimmed at least to shaved at most.
She's a clean freak so she probably understands that it's a necessity to have a bush even if trimmed so that it keeps bacteria out of the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378865
Shaved, she's a clean freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378865
Shaved, clean freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
The break is a good thing. Or rather it's the less bad alternative.
t. numberfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379119
Whats the alternative

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379075
The only correct answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
Ayame still gets big numbers after long breaks

[Anonymous No.]

the only number I care about is 2
that's how many boobs shiori has

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
My Oshi never cared for numbers and never changed her content because of it.
Yours might be the same, Have at least the bare minimum of faith in your Oshi you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
Qrd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
I don't like this break at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379151
Menhera meltdown and very stupid decisions

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori~n wil be the death of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378743
I would have read it since you replied to me. Thanks for giving your take on it. I'm glad to know I'm not alone in questioning.

[Anonymous No.]

Stooooop posting so fucking much! I hate having to keep up with this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori says: Fast facts: Did you know: The most efficient judicial system on Earth: I bet you didn't know: It's: Saudi Arabia :-)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
Unless Genshin is a fundamentally different game than it was when it launched, fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379240
If its the case she needs a 9 day break every two weeks to avoid this....
Ahhhhhh thats bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
>1. Like most girls shiorin is self conscious
Questionable and not the Shiorin part.
>2. Even if there was no overt pressure from management or the community, she will compare her numbers to her genmates
Questionable, Aki did fine.
>3. Having lower numbas will make shio sad and/or change her content to compensate, which will make us sad
It would make me sad, but most Holos have failed this test for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi niggerss, it's Shioriiii~nnnn

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will yab by referencing Million Dollar Extreme

[Anonymous No.]

>finally finished reading rats in the walls
It took me a day and a half, but that was the first (pure text) story I completed in over a decade. I didn’t understand half the words in it but it was kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378877
i spent a good hour last night shitting on numberfags but i mean yeah in principle this makes sense. i think. your premise that she'd care is debatable but plausible even if she didn't care in her PL. at any rate there's a meaningful distinction here between concern over her career and hoping it doesn't stymie her growth, and concernfagging so hard that it bafflingly makes people anti her. personally, i don't care that much about their... look i want holomems to grow and be happy. if somehow all holomems could be 5views i'd be thrilled. but also just like everyone else said, even 4view is way past made it status. so it's hard to care even about the runts of hololive. now if she ends up menheraing later because she does somehow end up being a runt, i mean, yeah it's kind of her fault unless it really was unavoidable issues and it'd be hard to be that sympathetic, but that's a lot of what ifs.

[Anonymous No.]

What are this thread's best hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379321
because they just kill everyon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379432
I'm biased and I'm still going to say around now for the next 5-8 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
No, but I wouldn't mind sitting next to her and watch her play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379333
It doesn't have to be a constant thing, we have no idea what is going on with her and why she needs a break. I just can feel the menhera through the screen from her and not in a good way. Cherish your oshi, novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379432
when Shiori streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379414
oh, is she into mde? i wonder if she watched fish tank. i didn't, but like all my online friends did. it felt weird because i'm sort of the 'simp' of my online friends, and it was weird seeing everyone simp except me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379484
I don't know if she is or not, I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379432
When you're sleeeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379474
Fuck you I'm about to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

which style would you most like shio to get an alt outfit of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379480
i find that the hours after a stream are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will yab by answering my call on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>downloads folder is at 338 unsorted images
Fuck sorting it all

>>55379545
Almost all of these feel too close to her default one way or another, I'd prefer something more distinct

[Anonymous No.]

I keep reading Novelites as novel-lights in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
Haachama one

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377246
It's not ryona if she wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
The last one...? I don't know. I'm having a bit of a visceral reaction to this art so I can't assess the fashion properly. If you like the art btw I'm not shitting on it, but it just... It's not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
I want to see a Steampunk Shiorin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
Elegant Gothic Lolita is and forever will be the best form of goth aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379626
I'd really like to see gap moe summer dress shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
Only if she plays EU4 with me in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379640
someone needs to supa her about nabokov

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378691
are you looking at the peaky blinders cats or are you just filling in the blanks with your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
Gosuloli. Throw in a tiny top hat for good measure. How is this even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379799
A top hat would look awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378622
Don't overthink it, a lot of girls like cats, like cute-scary things, there is nothing more to it probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379545
It's all to similar to what she already has. Give her some actually popular streetwear that's bright and colourful, that would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
Playing bad games to appeal to wife is a bad move in general. Unless she really really begs for it, and then I'd only try it and I'd stop if the experience was what I expected. If she still really cares I'd just see it as a chore I could do once a week together with her.

Life is genuinely too short to spend on media you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Before the book club i didn't know about the cat nigger-man

[Anonymous No.]

>>55378691
my sister was a goth, like a fairly hardcore one. they might like black cats but it's not really a particular thing and those aren't even really black cats for the nyakuza.

also while I'm on this no shiori ain't a goth, she just larps as one because that's her avatar and people think it's hot. her music taste is mostly just... normal. goths like weird extremely cheesy shit like sopor aeternus, die form, helium vola etc. think melodramatic female vocals etc. inb4 suddenly she does a goth karaoke lifting these to try to prove her cred, nah nah shiori I know what they're like, it's OK since most people don't actually-know any better than yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

/orio/
/bran/
/shig/
Which is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379981
/lit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379842
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379981
/orip/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379981
None, as you can see by the actual thread name that has been chosen long ago. Name changes are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori prefers IHOP over Denny's

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380094
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380094
Shiori in a Hooters outfit. NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55379981
did she say who her fav author was?
something themed around tht maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm interested in what a "regular" nongoth Shiori would look like (normal color hair, no mascara, plain clothes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380146
No, it's Femboy Hooters and Goth IHOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380201
>Femboy Hooters
upvoted

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377957
I already play genshin. (i only use one team for everything built around my beloved Keqing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55377064
Thanks for addressing the

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380234
If you aren't down for Goth IHOP waitress Shiori you don't deserve your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

WARNING: DANGEROUS SHIORI UNDER CONTAINMENT. DO NOT OPEN IMAGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

[Anonymous No.]

for ai the hands are actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380382
>Opens and sets free by saving it into my shiorin collection

[Anonymous No.]

Someone has the unarchived karaoke? Thank you in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380403
Some AIs are getting actually-really-improved from the like 6-fingered hands and lovecraft blob-eyes of not even a year ago, depends on the models and what they were fed etc but at the pace of improvement, I think within only another year or two they'll get very very close to what even a decent artist could do. within like 10 years kids will take the tech for granted and go "lmao what the fuck is that" at the abominations they commonly spit out today.

which is crazy and almost alarming how fast the tech is improving. but hey how else are you gonna get 50 variations of Shiori filling up a bowl of bran flakes with her milk in only a few minutes. it's a dream machine, giving you something you didn't even know you could ask for in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380185

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380403
>>55380617
the hands are pretty much solved already, most proompters just don't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380597
Open wide~

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:pczsgev6j77if2cxwzkvjegzqhpnqhho&dn=1st%20Unarchived%20Karaoke_%20Rock%20Concert%20Galore%20with%20a%20Goth%20Vtuber-w_ivzW_ya-U.mp4&xl=2757721285&fc=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380709
Thank you very much!!

[Anonymous No.]

One day without Shiorin was hard enough. I don't know how I'll last a week and a half...

[Anonymous No.]

Started baking but slight chance it might be late, having late dinner and I never eat at the pc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380628
horrors beyond my comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380861
But I have baked already...

[Anonymous No.]

Do novelites know how to bake? Cookies, cake, muffins, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381025
Yes. If you can't bake your wife her own goth birthday cake, you don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380617
>>55380656
The real cap to ai art is that it's genuinely limited by how creative and good of an artist the prompter is.
Ultimately it will become a tool for people who are already good at it, that will use it to generate a bunch of base material they will touch and retouch until it's good.

Photography didn't kill drawing, and posing software are used only by pros these days. That's where AI art will go

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381025
No, the oven at my house is some old malfunctioning shit that's tricky to operate, I don't want to mess with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>55380971
Post your bake then. We're on page 10.
>>55381025
I know how to cook lunches and dinners since I already live with someone that can't cook.
I really should learn how to make proper breakfasts one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381025
I like baking from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381025
I'm colourblind so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381025
>Bake
Easy
>Consistently good
Well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381049
the fuck is a goth birthday cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381181
Granted I don't have the icing skills to make it look this fancy but you get the idea. I'd make a shitty drawing of her adorable face on the top at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381097

>>55381184
>>55381184
>>55381184

Do NOT move

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381181
Made with blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381049
>bake your wife her own goth birthday cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381241
Why that pic? There is so much better art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55381414
I have simply chosen a pic that suited the random book quote I found somewhere.