The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 67

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*autistic tangent*

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>>55294713
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnLKarEL5gc

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What is Shiori's stance on nursing handjobs?

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>>55294713
I love Shiori

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Dumb cunt

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>>55294801

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>>55294881
Only if you are a good boy

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I LOVE MY GOTH WIFE SHIORI

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>55294713
i just want us to be named...

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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

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>>55295016
Shiori is perfect because she's Shiori!!

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>>55295024
Shiorangutans

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>>55295024
We're the novelites.

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What the fuck is a Yorick and a Nyakuza

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>>55295016
that's what being in love feels like

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>>55295024
/oreo/ would be the best in my opinion

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>>55295181
Oreo will bait a lot catalogniggers here to shit on the general with their BBC fetish.

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>>55294338
my accent sticks out on those am so sorry. am using an Ai voice conversion

https://voca.ro/1fDSmi3f0XXU

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>>55295024
No, we should purposefully be different just like our oshi

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>>55295330
ok but what about the /vt/ league

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Only the most elite of Nov-elites.

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>>55295330
This
we are a normal fanbase

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>>55295364
they can suck our unit

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>>55295364
we still have months to think about it

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https://vocaroo.com/18idG16gSG0d

important message to all goslings

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>>55295330
This

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>>55294635
To be honest if you can't hear her voice in your head, you're not trying hard enough.

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>>55295330
she's just like rin penrose fr fr

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>>55294920
No u

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE 200 HOURS ON LEFT 4 DEAD 2 AND CAN BRIDAL CARRY YOU THROUGH THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN

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>>55295517
oh god are we going to be making fucking Shiori tulpas?

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>>55295517
i hear her voice in my head shaming me whenever i finish fapping to her

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>>55295654
No, I will be making a Librarian anon tulpa though.

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>>55295330
refusing to conform, very goth, i like it

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>>55295654
People were already trying to do this after the first stream, so I'm surprised none have manifested yet.

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>>55295654
That's a bad idea. The tulpa will become jealous of the real one.

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>>55295656
SHIORI PICK ME INSTEAD!!! I CAN TEACH YOU DEAD CENTER SKIPS AND HOW TO BHOP!!!

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>>55295654
I prefer the "cumming inside sigils" method

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>>55295179
Remind me of the time when I first met Ame. It's a wonderful feeling, right Goslingking?

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But in all seriousness, you guys can't read a Shiori post with the avatar and hear it in her voice inside your head? Only me? I'm crazy? Alright then.

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>>55295924
No that's called schizophrenia unironically.

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>>55295924
I mean your supposed to right?Its even better now that I know her real voice and still can hear the plap post in my head and thats like my favorite thing ever

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>>55296009
I thought it was like the imagine an apple thing but audial.

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>>55294635
>More power to those who can enjoy AI, but I'd rather get it all from Shiori herself, not a soulless imitation.

https://voca.ro/12a9YSPKPICx

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Time for your baseline test anons

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>felll asleep 30 min before the stream
Reeeeeee, oreover, oreover. How was it? I'm gonna watch the VOD either way..

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>>55295151
Only She knows

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>>55296239
>AI is actual Shiori putting on an act to fuck with us

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Shiori~n, I love Shiori!

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>>55296346
Gaslight me more, queen.

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>>55296243
>Have they let you feel heartbreak? Interlinked.
Interlinked
>Did you buy a present for the person you love? Within cells interlinked.
Interlinked

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>>55296243
My sides

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>>55296257
It was good, better than expected

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i missed the stream, any notable event other than shiori being cute, hot and going on autistic rants?

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>>55296243
How do I deal with being totally off baseline?

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>>55295924
>>55296064
Definitely not normal. Or at least isn't normal for me

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>>55296257
>first couple missions were alright
>Then We find out Shiori is more gamer than she lets on
>On the last mission [spoiler}they die a bit then the autistic gamer gf comes out and she starts hard carrying by throwing all the gas cans to the others from the higher levels

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>>55296243
Not even close to baseline

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>>55296905
She carried in L4D2

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>>55296905
Fuwamoco died

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>>55296987
fuck I messed up my spoilers. I'm too tired.

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>>55296905
the dogs and the rock peaked the mic the whole time rissa was getting bullied and shiori was making nic cage jokes while trying to trauma dump in between but getting ignored

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>>55297138
What would the results have been if they were polled in the other members' chats?

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Post yfw Shiori said her mascara was running on stream.

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>>55297298
>ywn have a hot goth gf have her mascara run down her face while she stares at you with the greatest hunger in her eyes

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>>55297298
My fucking internet cut out when she said that dude so I want to fucking kill myself.

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>>55297298
Love forever with crazy lady!

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>>55297298
>I wonder how the other girls are reacting to this

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>>55297298

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>>55297291
Certainly skewed in their favor. I voted Shiori because she really did carry though

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>>55297298
where's the clip?

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>>55297119
>>55296958
>>55296517
>>55296489
>>55295915
>>55295179
>>55294884
Remember to ignore and report goslingposters. They’re not related to Shiori so they’re off-topic. Let’s keep it about Shiori.

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>>55297298
I didn't hear. Timestamp/clip?

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>>55296243
>do you remember the tallest man you've ever met?

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>>55292254
I finished the karaoke VOD, she really did get better after the break. Not a pro for sure but she was properly singing some of the later songs

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>>55297584
I asked you before not to get salty when 3dpd posts got deleted...

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>>55296489
>>55296517
>>55296958
>>55297119
https://vocaroo.com/1gdffRajHA92

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>>55297576
>>55297594
https://youtu.be/p_vUrLfFZbo?t=3117

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>>55297640
>>55297799
thanks novelites

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>>55297584
gosling is always on topic

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>>55297613
Yeah, glad you were willing to finish it all.
I chalked up the first half to nerves and second half to effectively shaking them off, maybe taking adhd meds to focus a bit better.
Good job anon.

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>>55297584
who the fuck is this newfaggot lmao

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>>55297978
>>55297876
Go self-insert in Ame thread

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>>55298074
who the fuck are YOU, newfag?

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>>55297640
>>55297799
running mascara makes my dick so hard and i don't know why

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>>55297613
She did all that without those echos and reverb. Just sitting in the room listen to her singing.

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>>55297584
Okay anon, I won't anymore on this page.

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Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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>>55298144
Because she's abandoned herself to passion and your pleasure so much that she doesn't care about her appearance.

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>>55298237
Wait, the hell is in your bran flakes then?
Did you settle with regular milk???

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Teamate here, we no longer welcome Goslings in our thread. By all means, please post Ryan Gosling as much as you want in this general. I’m sure posting a 3D man who looks like a cuck is relevant to the discussion about Shiori(lol). Thank you for your understanding.

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>>55298400
>>55297584
>phoneposter
ewww

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You fags are responding to bait again tisk tisk.

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>>55298400
>>55297584
why did this cuckold come out of nowhere and sperg the fuck out about goslings?

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>>55295316
You tried and it's the thought that counts. One day there'll be perfect lines to yoink from Shiori herself though.

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>>55298613
Because a woman tried attention whoring in the thread and now anon is mad about it

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>>55298594
I've been reporting and ignoring all of it. All praise be Shiori.

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>>55298775
Glory to Shiorin

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>>55298775
Thank you anon.
Am I the only one that wants a cringe ass Elden Ring edit of Shiori with frenzied flame eyes?

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>>55298774
no fun allowed guy

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>>55298909
may chaos take the world...

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>>55298774
but why is he mad about goslings and not the woman lol

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>>55298909
This but in Marika's outfit.

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>>55294713
>actual Shiorin glasses
Nice.

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>>55298909
I want to see Shiori actually play that route/ending in Elden Ring.
It's been long enough since it was flavor of the month, I'd be down to watch a play through again

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>>55298594
Don't compare me with these newfags, I am already here on day one and immune to their propaganda.

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Novelites how does it feel knowing you are going to be NTR'd soon?
She has a history of doing NTR streams after all.

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>>55296243
all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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>>55298774
did she post tits

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>>55295915
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha. You guys are more pathetic that cuck eating cuckolds like this Melody whore that was chosen by the Miori Calliope BBC Extravaganza.

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>>55298997
Seething he was denied a fleeting moment of acknowledgement and some shitty vocaroos by an online attention whore. This website has fallen so far. Remember when we used to ruthlessly bully them until they posted both tits and sharpie in pooper? Now anons are full simp mode for scraps. You HATE to see it.

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>>55299079
there's no way she would actually be allowed to do anything like that, unless "tempus collab" means NTR to you

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Lewd Shiori!!!

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>>55299079
Hot

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>>55299261
>replying to bait
finisht the sentence:
Ignore all bait.. ?

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Can I get the checklist of what a good Novelite should do? I already forgor. I know reading and exercising are on there but what else?

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>>55299287
>spade
>verification not required
Goodbye

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>>55299079
I like NTR

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What is it? Does that Twitter faggot need something to post about Shiori so he's trying to stir up controversy?

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Medium honkabadonkers.

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Jesas, this woman really rent free in some people mind

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>>55299329

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>>55299491
Yeah, mine.
I frickin love her.

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>>55299329
Reading
Exercising
Walking 5k+ steps a day
Taking steps to become a happier, more fulfilled person

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>>55299066
Sorry anon, I keep forgetting that we got new novelites that don't know how to ignore and report properly.
>>55299026
I have no doubt in my mind she'd go for this ending, especially since it involves the consumption of eyeballs
>>55299329
Read, exercise, talk about shiori, ignore bait, report bait, in particularly dead hours there's been some advice talks in the past few nights.
But really it's just not being a general nuisance I guess, common sense and yada yada.

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>>55299329
Watch the chartubate streams. She is whore that sucks many black cocks. Like the k-son whore. Really where are all the people that watch vtubers for entertainment and not to masturbate.

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>>55299491
She has buck broken the entire board. Sasuga primordial being.

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>>55299329
Quit smoking/Don't smoke.

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>>55299329
Observe any bugs, fucking or dead.

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What's his deal? Why does he need to announce every three pages that his feline is walking next to him? It serves no purpose.

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>>55299491
Yes because Hanna Machia was right all Hololive vtubers and Vshojo are e-girls thots whores. Even the Japanese ones. Pekora was Japanese Amonrauth.

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>>55294713
Uooooooh
SEEEEEEEEGS

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>>55299676
He really really likes writing the cat's name.

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>>55298499
put a siren sound effect behind it

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>>55299704
Pekora's husband is forcing her to sexualize herself?

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>>55299640
If I take a video of bugs fucking, is that the key to Shiori's heart?

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>>55299575
But that meme only works in Niggers and Rockefellers and Rothschild cattle. Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha.

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>>55299792
Nigger please, you know that hoe loved hot tub streaming with her titties out, get a grip.

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Remember to do your reps for her, Novelites. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D0bGia4QrI&list=PLZrCyG_xOH1jC5siVt75wbGGvPRJleTRy

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>>55299878
That's not a very nice think to say about Peko

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>>55294713
>Chapter 2, Page 67
You guys don't happen to write poems here by any chance, do you?

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>>55299704
This poster is one of the sisters seething on the doxsite because Shiori is doing GFE and not owning the incels. Probably also hates FUWAMOCO for being too cutesy.
Go back.

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>>55299973
so far no, but shiori has made a twitter hashtag for fanfics

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I want to listen to audiobooks, but I have an extensive Hentai audio backlog to get through...

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>>55299491
learn english nigger

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>>55299973
Feel free to write one. We encourage creativity here.

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>>55299976
what sort of fantasy world do you live in and could you go back there

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>>55299905
Shiori is turning me into a bookworm again. Reading with you guys is way more fun than the college book club I was in though.

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Don't touch it.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
MARRY ME SHIORI
I LOVE YOU

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TWITTER ACTIVITY just responding to random novelites

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>>55300204
But it looks like a metal slime...

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>>55299973
Sure Shiori would appreciate it. You could probably post it on Xitter with her fanfiction tag

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>>55300209
She is so nice

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>>55300254
Don't eat it, you won't get EXP.

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>>55300209
I really need to get on it and figure out what to tweet so she replies to me too.

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Shiori my love
I know you are here right now
We shall be married

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>>55298248
Goth girls also have to go through a lot of set-up and they just let you utterly destroy it making them look trashy and as broken as they are inside

FUCK

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>>55300487
Don't listen to this snakes words. Metal slimes have the highest EXP reward of any slime if consumed.

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I'm kinda glad novelites are cool

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>>55300646
Pretty sure Babbles are the ones that drop money while slimes are the exp ones

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You guys aren't posting in the catalog bait threads, right?

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>>55301380
I only post here

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>>55301380
Not me. Can't blame the newfriends though.

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>>55301380
Nope.

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>>55301380
The entire thing about this general that we try to keep in mind is don't respond to bait, ignore and report it.
So no I'd like to think some novelites don't respond even to catalog trash. Can't speak for any of her newer fans that came after the karaoke though.
>>55300763
As long as you aren't a blatant shitstirrer, doxxposter, bvtm drone, etc, you'll always be welcome here, hell maybe if you feel like it you could join us in writing / reading or something, or just lurk and have fun.

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i love you all

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>>55301380
Workshopping poems and then realizing that I suck at this and giving up

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Shiori's current content and personality speaks for itself
I don't feel the need to entertain retards that won't watch her streams and support her while also sperging out and being a waste of space on the board anyway
Inb4 cuck cuck cuck
so what's it to you?

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>>55301380
I came from /alg/ in /vg/ before I got into chubas, the baits here feel weak in comparison, honestly.

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>>55301380
i posted in the stealth /meat/ general and i would do it again

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>>55301380
It's free advertising nigga

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>>55295408
fuck off jaknigger

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I was not into holo before Advent / Shiori and I'm aware that Mumei and Fauna probably got a lot more shit than Shiori's getting. Shitstirrers will probably change their minds in a few months while she maintains a spotless record.
The main girl I follow got picked up on /#/'s radar (sadly) and got shat on for a while before they kinda just stopped mentioning her.
I'm used to just seeing bait and ignoring it.

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i am sof cuking alone

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>>55301787
Someone get this man a gosling image STAT

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>>55301589
They are extremely weak, but this board brings total new babies who bite everything. Its embarrassing seeing whiteknights from other websites try to defend their queen's honor in anti threads.

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I'm gonna wait until she pulls an actual yab and see how she handles it. If she gets through it fine and more experienced I'll member her

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>>55301540
Love you too anon.

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>>55301787
Shiochhi...

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>>55301787

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>>55301854
No can do, but I can give you this >>55301787

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>>55301787
Roll the dice. Your Goslingsona will be decided.

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>>55301380
How new? All girls have antis pretending to be "fans" spamming the catalog for the sole purpose of getting swarmed by baits and actual haters.

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>>55301540

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>>55301878
Anon, here's your hypothetical what if.
What if she literally does nothing yab worthy for an entire year? What if her genmates yab before she does?
I ain't saying I want her genmates to yab but your entire purpose of wanting to member is kinda silly.

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>>55301540
I love you too bro. We're all gonna make it.

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You're hanging out with Shiori
>Shiori: Yeah I like some really old memes haha
You're thinking of trollface
>Shiori: WOULD YOU EAT A LOG OF SHIT OUT OF ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE?
...

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>>55301985
I think there is pretty much 0% chance of her generates yabbing. Dogs are literally incapable, rock is developmentally a 13 year old and raven is in full control. Our retarded oshi on the other hand... She may be primordial with more experience than pretty much every vtuber out there but also her filter truly sucks and her autism diagnosis is terminal. Don't want it to happen but bracing for the inevitable.

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>>55301380
An besmerch the name of our cutie goth princess?

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>>55301787
At least all of us are alone together...

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friendly reminder I have a perfect masterplan
within the next 3 years, I will marry this woman
the first step is online friendship (I'm going make her laugh so much on every member's stream she's gonna talk to me and ignore all of you, then I'm going to become a mod and we're gonna play games together)
I can't tell more but I have something you losers don't

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>>55302177
I'm unironically alone amongst all of you

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I can't wait till she gets her 3d model.

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>>55302191

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>>55302191
She's already married to me.

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>>55302244
My tulpa told me it will be next week.

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>>55302160
Follow up: what flavor will the inevitable yab be?

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>>55302160
I trust her genmates and manager to reel her in if she's going too far.
Then again I've been spoiled by the golden standard of manager, Gorilla mane-chan, so I have no idea what a bad manager looks like

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>>55302191
Nice strategy
Unfortunately I'm 6'3", 7.5 inches and white

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>>55302244
Based off her past stuff it's going to be KINO

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>>55302191
That's nice anon but I'd rather find a local goth autist girl who I can watch Shiorin with together anyway.

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>>55302244
in 3 years maybe

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>>55301787
>cuking
ironic typo

https://streamable.com/gaq1ul

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>>55302368
This one understands.

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>>55301653
What did /meat/ do?

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>>55302333
Uncontrolled nigger, faggot or other 4chan tier remark probably. Maybe an accidental ugly spergout at other holo member.

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>>55301966

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>>55302430
/meat/ hijacked a shiori bait thread and made it ryonaposting

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>>55302333
Based on her PL, her yab will be talking about NTR on stream. I don't think she realizes how differently the holo audience will take that kind of topic compared to the twitch cucks she collected.

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>>55302343
still surprised with how loose her manager is allowing Shiori to get away with so far
no complaints tho, we get to see our goth gf unfiltered

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>>55301380
fuck yeah I am, this is the softest board on 4chan it's kind of sad

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>>55302501
Holy based murderous psychopaths

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>>55302511
>talking about NTR on stream
oh then how come marine is very popular with EN fans?

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>>55302528
A bit same but I guess this is within acceptable levels to them. I unironically hope that's the case and it isn't the next irys manager that I keep hearing about

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>>55302501
>>55302543
I hope these freaks die painfully

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>>55302528
I really want to see what's finally going to be the thing that makes manager-san finally step in and say no. Just how far will our unhinged girl get to go?

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>>55302333
She will call out FuwaMoco's schtick as fake and make one of them cry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-TzMG3ESc
>Froot
Ruined...

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>>55296239
That's a terrible accent and sounds nothing like her.

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>>55301985
Then I'll member 2 months in or if there's a really spicy member stream I want to listen in on

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>>55302633
Don't even fucking THINK that nigger. Those dogs deserve the best.

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>>55299905
>reps
No

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>>55302662
SOVL

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>>55302662
This video is the equivalent of launching a nuke at Goslings.

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>>55302611
Who? The shiori antis or the /meat/fags?

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>>55302695
yummy

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>>55302759
Meatfags, but antis can suck a shotgun barrel too

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>>55302662
best video ever

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>>55302818

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>>55302662
Man I totally forgot how painful early ame karaoke was, shiori is an unironic angel in comparison jesus

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>>55302442
I see this shit happening unironically. I almost felt the seethe from her during the L4D2 stream.

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I think I'm going to start a cult

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>>55302892
Book cult?

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>>55302704
>to be honest i couldn't tell the difference
>you can't eat grapes or chocolate? you really are like dogs!
>you know nothing at all about the west
I hope they just roll with it as a meta joke, no hard feelings.

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>>55302913
No, an unironic cool that teaches my way of doing things to people, while also making them obedient to me.
That way is objectively correct (it has to be) but it doesn't work on me because I'm lazy and stupid. I'm pretty sure I could overthrow the US government.

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>>55302974
>unironic cool
cult*
But it would be a cool cult

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>>55302913
No, sex cult

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Is Yorick made of ink or mercury?

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>>55302223
That's my favorite chapter of Neuro.

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>>55302511
>I don't think she realizes how differently the holo audience
You're an idiot, of course she knows that. And do you really think Cover's agents didn't watch her content and thoroughly vet her? Do you think they just throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks?
They've made mistakes like Sana and Kronii, sure, but from everything we've seem Shiorin knows what she's going.
A good comparison would be Fauna. Everyone accused her of similar things at debut, yet she turned out just fine because she understood that Hololive has a different vibe.

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>>55302971
SHIORI SAID ALL JAPANESE ROOK THE SAME AND ARE DOGS???!!?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL)

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>>55302913
speaking of books, can the next breadmaker link to the book club post or a reentry link for the 2nd post

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>>55302666
learn to have fun, anon.

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>>55303062
Good to know there is no cure or treatment haha.

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>>55303060
He's a mix of mascara, tears and semen.

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do it novelites

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>>55303063
Let's not forget that Shiori was literally scouted.
Cover for sure knows their shit with her.

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I hate beggars but I'm gonna say an Ame/Shiori collab would work pretty well
both are pretty autistic sometimes but they can handle playful banter, and I think they have similar tastes

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>>55303063
>kronii
/vt/'s feelings aside, I'm sure Kronii still makes Cover plenty of money.

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>>55303100
I love fun. However, that model is unfortunately very poor. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

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>>55303167
I wish Shiori and Nene were somehow viable. I want them to talk about bugsex.

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>>55303167
No, I want mumei shiroi

Let the spaghetti flow like rivers of cringekino

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>>55302971
Imagine the jokes change FuwaMoco's character completely from dogs to people pretending to be dogs, kek

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>>55303208
Shiori and Mumei have two different types of autism though.

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>>55303167
It would be too based and powerful, if they collabed over a game like Apex they'd genuinely call at least one camper a nigger. It would be the vtuber equivalent of the gamer bridge.

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>>55303199
>if i hurt your feelings
>over someones AI model
anon why are you denfesive and personal? are you good?

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>>55303238
That's what will make it perfect you ape monkey

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>>55303139
Yeah, that's what I meant. It's just so stupid with these people who think she's going go completely off the rails. It's fine if they don't like her or think she's a poor fit, but there's absolutely no way she's going to intentionally waste a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and torpedo her own career. She's autistic, not stupid.

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>>55303198
I miss Sana desu

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>>55303167
Shiori/Nyanners

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Shiggers, my boners aren’t as hard as they used to be and it’s starting to get in the way of my Shiori sex fantasies. They were fine a year ago. Tips on hardmaxxing? Can I do kegels or some shit?

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>>55303167
i cant think of anyone who would be able to sit there with shiori saying some random insane shit out of the blue and the person not acknowledging it or making a big deal out of it in the moment since they dont understand people like that

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>>55303378
I'd say as long as she's treated well, she'll be in good company for a long time to come. It'd be if she senses any shenanigans or that they're trying to exploit her that things might go sideways

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>>55303390
She was the most generic lazy nintendoshit streamer nepohire to ever grace a corpo, why are you faggots still dickriding

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>>55303414
stop jerking off every day and do your lifting reps
also Vitamin C

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>>55303198
Yeah, thanks to being part of Hololive. I won't bother shitting on Kronii further, but let's just say that I think Shiori will be much more committed to her job.

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Newfag to this thread, when do we move on to Chapter 3?

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>>55303473
Have you tried being less of a fag?

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>>55303543
in 27 more days

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>>55303473
why is there a sana anti in here

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I'm not Yurop AI voice novellite, but enjoy this reading of her community post. Tried to copy her accent
https://voca.ro/12eIEOMHJ3Gu

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>>55303543
1st of every month. I need an apology form filled up, tho.

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>>55303276
>ESL

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>>55303414
Depends on how old you are.

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>>55303400
https://voca.ro/11Uy5s6AQxTG

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>>55303622
nta but I want to fill out an apology form for Shiori and hand it to her all pathetic like and she decides to punish me by giving me a rough, painful handjob even though i didn't do anything to warrant said apology form

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>>55303677
why are you posting Koyori

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>>55303625
>typo = ESL
okay okay, anon. You are just mentally ill and bitter. i get it, jeez. could have said that like the first time you replied!

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>>55303677
that just sounds like shylily...

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>>55303440
I think Fauna would be good fit. She's an excellent diplomat and possesses the same cursed knowledge. If Shiori says something crazy she'll just laugh and joke around it.

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>>55303665
27, is it over? I’m not even an oji-san yet…

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I do think Shiori was a little mean to Nerissa

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>>55303752
Stop malding over such an insignificant thing

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>>55303757
But would Shiori be able to deal with Fauna in return or would she just sandbag?

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>>55303830
>Just a regular Saturday night for you
It's a shame that the fanbases are going to blow it up because they can't take a bit of bants. I feel like in that regard men can get away with more because they wouldn't have an audience of white knights ready to slit throats over a small slight.

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>>55303830
It's heated gamer shitposting, she can't contain her autism

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No shiorin tomorrow

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>>55303830
It's just the sexual tension between them on trying to prove which one is the real bottom. They're both still dumb enough to not realize it's both of them.

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>>55295024
We are, like a novella. Stop pretending otherwise.

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>>55303890

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>>55303800
I can tell you that I noticed marked changes around ages 27-30. Reduced libido is normal. That being said, there are things you can do to compensate. Like that other anon said, working out does help, as does refraining from fapping that often. Make sure to get enough sleep too.

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https://voca.ro/1kiDhwkueIwP

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>>55303800
you are too young to have that type of problems

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>>55302971
I think this is mostly from the clashing of the ironic detachment of Shiori's edginess vs true-blue (dorito) kayfabe commitment of FuwaMoco. I don't think there is any malice, just awkwardness, but I could see it causing a pretty big rift/incident eventually, if even just by accident

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>>55303890
Time... to die...

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>>55303800
not at all, you're still young
maybe you have health problems

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>>55303622
NTA, but sorry I responded to bait

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>>55304035
I keep seeing people post this but I'm 31 and my libido is higher than ever and I need goth deepthroats STAT.

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>>55302971
well they are demon dogs with human features
if this was an anime it'd make sense Shiori as a leader of a group of criminals would make fun of them sometimes

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>>55303838
That's the real question. I think they would have to establish rapport first, so Shiorin is comfortable with her. (Should be easy to achieve given how many similar interests they have, music, biology, fanfic cringe, etc.)
But I also think she's probably going to be way easier to deal with in one-on-one situations. No one in Advent is bad socially, but their chemistry needs more time in the oven. (Unlike most of /vt/, I don't put it all squarely on Shiori's autism. It's a mix.)
What I think she'll appreciate about Fauna is that she is pretty darn competent at most things and rolls with the punches. I think she'll respect that.

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>>55302971
I really think these aren't insults. She's just that awkward.

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It's going to be funny when I become King of the universe and everyone has to apologize to me

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>>55304177
These things happen at different times for different people. Just don't get too terrified when it does hit you.

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How do the gens get monetization? Like is it a sub requirement or time based on when they are elidgable.

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I hope she tones down the passive aggressiveness in future collabs,

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>>55304361
view hours

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>>55303604
I would have said it in a much nicer way, but I have the same sentiments.

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>>55304117
Let me guess, you're the same age.

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>>55304369
I hope the others give it back.

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why is there so much bait and shitposting at this hour? is it SEA time?

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>>55304369
She has terminal autism pls andastad

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>>55304470
Literal prime SEA hours. Needs to glass the entire area, repulsive creatures.

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>>55304433
No thanks, keep that shit on twitch

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Have any books changed your life or how you view the world?

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>>55304470
SEA hours, just go to bed fellow novelite.

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>>55304569
Yeah, total retard death. Abort before second/third trimester is preferable but Spartan method would be ok too.

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>>55304152
Libido is notoriously higher in teenagers and young adults than "mature" adults. That's not a problem, it's just how the human body works.

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>>55304395
a couple of years older

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Recommend me hentai about bookworm/library

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>>55304563
It's fitting for an ex twitch whore to act like a twitch whore. She clearly can't be an idol or belong in Hololive if she has no basic manners, but these retards simp over every mediocre slut who shows them affection. They'll drop her soon enough

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>>55304703
I know it sucks, but you'll probably notice changes within the next 5 years.

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>>55304734
another SEA poster.... just wtf is happening. can you faggots go back?

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>>55304699
absolutely, but 27 is still too young to be having those problems

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>>55304369
Banter has always felt weird in Hololive.

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Reminder to ignore and report filthy brown subhumans

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>>55303414
For me AI Storytelling destroyed my boners.

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What the fuck happened to the previous monetization party waiting room?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnLKarEL5gc
Anyways, new waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__YRk8gLRLc

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>>55305043
i at least hope they tell her to turn off prechat

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>>55302971
>you know nothing about the west
i need a new vegas edit of shiori as the PC using an autism dialogue perk to convince legate fuwamoco that they do not understand the west and it will lead to the downfall of caesar's legion

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>>55305043
>41 hours
oh retarded me thought it was tomorrow...

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>>55303830
Nerissa can handle it

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>>55304369
I hope she tones up the passive aggressiveness in future collabs and the collab partners, the morons in chat and twitter learn how to have fun.

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Shall I bake or?

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She'd take the world off my shoulders
If it was ever hard to move
She'd turn the rain to a rainbow
When I was living in the blue
Why then, if she is so perfect
Do I still wish that it was you?
Perfect don't mean that it's working
So what can I do?
When you're out of sight
In my mind

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>>55305542
Use this

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>>55305960
>>55305960
written

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last post
I WILL mARRY SHIORI

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Shiori's my wife

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I love you Shiori~n

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She's simply the best.