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5480340 No.5480340 [Reply] [Original]

I HOPE YOU ENJOY MINECRAFT edition

Next stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KapPpeE-8U

>Who is Bea?
https://xphill.com/

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>LEWDS!!! and other shit, upload everything
http://clover.club/post

>> No.5480407
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5480407

Beatani might have an addiction.

>> No.5480439

Well fuck me. Enjoy, minecraft dads and autists

>> No.5480462

hey man can someone tell her to change ther title? having doxxx in the title and the excel spreadsheet in the thumbnail is not a good look

>> No.5480487

>>5480462
it's probably fine, you shouldn't worry so much

>> No.5480491

>>5480340
Literally who?

>> No.5480509

I'm happy, she seems to be having fun

>> No.5480534

>>5480462
Can do

Beatani, change ther title. having doxxx in the title and the excel spreadsheet in the thumbnail is not a good look

>> No.5480551

Easy week to skip.

>> No.5480593

ready for a whole week of anti-minecraft autists sperging out

>> No.5480634

Dads, I have to admit, I think I kinda dropped Beatani...

>> No.5480635

Can someone please explain me what was the yab in Andrew Ryan drawing?

>> No.5480690

>>5480593
Game antis are generally annoying yes, but it is also funny even Bea finds autistic MC reply guys to be annoying.

>> No.5480757

>>5480690
I will continue to be autistic unil she stops playing

>> No.5480777

>>5480593
It's just a game...

>> No.5480812

I'm half expecting that the later scheduled streams are placeholders and not all Minecraft.

>> No.5480821

>>5480593
I'll just lurk the threads and maybe zap through the vods

>> No.5480849

>>5480812
that's possible knowing how much she likes to fuck with us

>> No.5480855

I always said minecraft was my anathema and I'd never watch someone stream it regularly even if I liked their other streams but then this fucking bear comes into my life and forces my hand like this.

>> No.5480874

>>5480855
Love is blind to the games played.

>> No.5480883

>>5480855
well she's not streaming it for 8 hours continuously so I'm pretty sure I can tolerate it

>> No.5480897

>>5480635
Maybe her leaving xp hill? No idea otherwise

>> No.5480910

>>5480635
think it's supposed to be her hanging out at aokigahara

>> No.5480914

>>5480855
It's almost like she is your actual daughter, making you change because you love her.

>> No.5480982

I fucking hate reply guys, but I hate myself even more

>> No.5480983

>>5480910
Luckily, we now know Bea is a jumper not a hanger. Taking trips tot he forest is totally safe for her. But climbing a mountain or something of that nature? I'm gonna concern.

>> No.5481016

>>5480983
hanging is basically just jumping with some rope

>> No.5481040

>>5480982
Without reply guys her tweets will be as depressing as the 90% of chuuba indies.

>> No.5481101
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>>5481016

>> No.5481218
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5481218

>minecraft
CHISATO HATE
CHIHIRO LOVE

>> No.5481290

>>5481218
At least it's not apex...

>> No.5481325

What game (besides minecraft) would you like to play with her in a membear stream, dads?

>> No.5481376

When is Chihiro going to start streaming? I want to buy her membership

>> No.5481385

>>5481325
What's a game that can be played in large numbers at once that's not Fall Guys?

>> No.5481404

>>5481385
Among Us just got a 15 player update and a new hide and seek mode, but I doubt you want to hear that.

>> No.5481405

>>5481376
Chihiro is riajuu, she won't want to stream.

>> No.5481406

>>5481385
tetris 99

>> No.5481414

I am glad that she found a game that she enjoys but I wish there would be some variety.
A whole week of nothing but Minecraft is just too much for me.

>> No.5481415

>>5481325
Honestly, anything as long as it's cheap (or free)
I'd even suggest jackbox streams but for one, that's a yab waiting to happen in games like Quiplash, and for another I've always found those kinda streams hit-and-miss just due to the insane amount of delay they inevitably wind up having making it hard to actually play.

>> No.5481429

>>5481406
Fuck, I'm turbogarbage at tetris.

>> No.5481435

>>5481325
>>5481385
ping would be pretty shit for most dads I imagine but I'd like to see if we could do planetside 2

>> No.5481477

>>5481414
Apparently one is a doxxing game, whatever that means

>> No.5481484

I thought both isaac and passpartout were boring as fuck so I'm glad dads get to share my suffering.

>> No.5481494

>>5481429
I don't think you can even play with friends in tetris 99, it's just random online matches (unless its one of those game modes that nobody actually pays for since they just download the free version)
if we were going that route though then pac-man 99 is way more fun

>> No.5481497

>>5481484
>passpartout
The game itself is shit but it gave us drawing kino.

>> No.5481587

Honestly I couldn't care less what she plays as I usually tab out and just listen anyway

>> No.5481604

>>5481404
I really enjoyed the among us arc and I'd love to play with you all again.

>> No.5481644

>>5481497
The sequel is hopefully better because the game has a lot of promise to build a fun narrative based on how you draw. Also, the third act is pretty shit.

>> No.5481666

>>5481497
i'm pretty sure passpartout is part of that unofficial genre of games that exists just for streamers and has no real value to a layperson, but in that regard I guess I can respect it since at least it's offering something different from the glut of games like it that are just shitty physics sandboxes for someone to scream at while playing.

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First official dad meetup ikz. We had beer, ramen, and Japanese crepes.
To the anon with a dad in your town, did you make the move yet? Waiting on your to be #2.

>> No.5481811

>>5481732
I don't know if he's in my city, and as far as I've seen he's an esoteric believer, so it makes me fear him a little.

>> No.5481833

Bea, what's your favorite programming language?

>> No.5481851

>>5481811
He will find you don't worry.

>> No.5481906

>>5481732
was sex at the end?

>> No.5481951

Why did she go from twitter arc to minecraft arc? I don't like minecraft and you would think her old persona failing after playing too much minecraft would have told her that minecraft isn't good doing it alone.

>> No.5481957

>>5481732
Are neither of you in the disco?

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>>5481906
yes

>> No.5481972

>>5481906
Hot and steamy sex between two old men, of course.

>> No.5481982

>>5481732
Did you have sex while thinking of Bea? Who dominated the other?

>> No.5481993

>>5481951
Minecraft is great when you have people to share the experience with.

>> No.5482017

>>5481951
The game has little to do with a chuuba's success anon. She found an audience that appreciates her and the end of the last stream was like watching a one woman play. She changes games enough that a week of one isn't an issue. Plus, she will probably get distracted and chat about something else.

>> No.5482043

>>5482017
I would rather have her play with google map again than go with minecraft. I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT.

>> No.5482048

>>5482017
This, it's like most of the posters here are unable to understand how this bear functions after all this time.

>> No.5482057

>>5481951
if you're playing minecraft solely for the sake of numbers then you're gonna be miserable and you won't get anywhere because everyone plays it for numbers
if you're playing minecraft because you actually find it interesting or fun though, that's an entirely different story. even with just one stream where she clearly doesn't have her bearings, she seemed to enjoy it. and if a streamer enjoys what they're doing, the audience usually does as well.

>> No.5482060

>>5482043
it’ll be ok

>> No.5482073
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5482073

Which one of you will it be?

>> No.5482078

>>5481951
>old persona failing after playing too much minecraft
eh? do i lack critical information?

>> No.5482097

>never played minecraft
>terraria faggot
glad to experience it with menhera bear

>> No.5482105

>>5482043
Why do you have so strong emotions towards a harmless cube game?

>> No.5482111

>>5482073
Leave it to me

>> No.5482128

>>5482105
Not him but I get the hate considering it's one of the most overstreamed games out there.

>> No.5482132

>>5482111
Ganbare, Anon-kun!

>> No.5482133

>>5482073
I actually don't want to have any involvement with that, you're free to go anon.

>> No.5482143

Dads after 1 week of Minecraft

https://files.catbox.moe/yibjme.mp4

>> No.5482145

>>5482073
BEA DOXXXING ME LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.5482148

>>5482078
Yes and you should continue to lack it.

>> No.5482150

>>5480340
Best week ever, can't fucking wait.

>> No.5482153

>>5482128
So it's not the game... Weird.

>> No.5482156

>>5482078
Yes but it's really not that special. it's there if you do your reps.

>> No.5482175

>>5480340
>>5480593
I wish she would play minecraft for months tho I guess she will only play a few weeks.

>> No.5482179

>>5482143
where is the full archive

>> No.5482186

>>5482078
she used to play it frequently on two previous personas but didn't get very far in it before she picked up beatani

>> No.5482188

>>5482073
I'll save anons from the cruel fate.

>> No.5482201

>>5480855
I'd watch someone solely because they play minecraft without knowing anything about them. The game is so versatile and has infinite content.

>> No.5482206

>>5482132
がんばっちゃうぞ

>> No.5482223

>>5480340
Minecraft is a great opportunity to attract a few new viewers, the numbers of last streams were high. And no, it's not just children.

>> No.5482238
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5482238

Bea's je m'en fichist attitude is a sight to behold.

>> No.5482248

>>5481325
Member stream is ideal to go on /yah/craft, since the yabs will be hidden from the public.

>> No.5482250

>>5482206
I hope you're not who I think you are...

>> No.5482266
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5482266

NOOOOOO THEY KILLED BEA

>> No.5482290

>>5482266
wearing beatani's skin!

>> No.5482291

>>5482179
Full archive of what? :^)
It's not like nicovideo would just keep videos up from deleted channels.

>> No.5482307

>>5482266
There's more than one Bea out there, don't worry anon, Good job though.

>> No.5482313

>>5481414
Minecraft can be just a playground, a canvas for content. You can make whatever storyline you want or make it a zatsudan.

>> No.5482329

>>5482291
ty

>> No.5482336

>>5482307
Beatani wives for everyone

>> No.5482337

I don't really care which game she plays honestly, but seeing the usual guys foam at the mouth seeing minecraft in the schedule like it's the end of the world is priceless, definitely worth it.

>> No.5482359

>>5481484
I love passpartout and Minecraft is looking like a great arc as well. Games that can fuel creativity are just the best. I agree Isaac was boring tho.

>> No.5482392

I honestly just tune in to her streams to fall asleep for a while now.

>> No.5482404

>>5482359
Issac was boring because she couldn't get pass the third floor.

>> No.5482433

>>5482337
Yeah it's pretty amusing how it makes some people seeth so hard, despite just being a nice games that is never the same and new with with each person playing it.
Good thing Bea usually double down when people get mad.

>> No.5482434

>>5482291
Kek, you saved that

>> No.5482458

>>5482404
This desu, watching the actual gameplay was painful, but the zatsudan tangents were great.

>> No.5482480

Isaac was the birth of Cunnyko so it's an A+ for me

>> No.5482497

>>5482480
I miss her...

>> No.5482510

>>5482458
Well minecraft is one of the best games for zatsudan tangents, so even people who don't like the game shouldn't have an issue with that.

>> No.5482513

>>5482433
At worst I'll skip the streams, It's not that bad to have a week of normal sleep

>> No.5482550

>>5482433
>>5482337
If I was Bea I would add one more minecraft stream to the schedule everytime one of those sperg about how minecraft bullied him as a child and is the 2nd coming of Satan.

>> No.5482556
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5482556

Burgerbros…? This is a mistake right?

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>>5482480
CUNNYKO DIDNT KILL HERSELF

>> No.5482587

>>5482550
Don't theaten me with a good time.

>> No.5482606

>>5482556
Least it's on the weekend but I won't pretend I don't hate it.

>> No.5482613

>>5482556
Welcome to the euro experience.

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5482618

Get fucked, Bea is ours now
t.Eurodad

>> No.5482663

>>5482618
Yeah sure, it’s one stream out of four… But I guess you guys gotta take what you can get

>> No.5482697

>>5482392
the best way really

>> No.5482739

>>5481732
I am that dad. But I'm too scared to dm him ;_;

>> No.5482746
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>>5482556
I'm not really mad about it

>> No.5482793

Not gonna lie 2 PM is an unusual hour for her to stream at.

>> No.5482807

Here you're all arguing about euro and burger times, yet here I am 12 hours behind Japan, meaning I get to watch all streams at comfy hours.
Spic chads can't stop winning!

>> No.5482822

>>5482793
Sorry, we had a date that day, but I had to cancel it...

>> No.5482842
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5482842

>beatani is just pretending to be autistically bad at minecraft
>is actually already experienced in playing
It's a little sad

>> No.5482854

>>5482842
Dad, that doesn't mean she's not autistically bad.

>> No.5482865

>>5482842
She is already pretending to like us, so it's nothing out the usual

>> No.5482869

>>5482842
I mean of course she is pretending. She played a lot of minecraft before becoming beatani. Even stream it before.

>> No.5482884

>>5482842
Well what do you think the lost minecraft tape is?

>> No.5482888

>>5482842
a lot of it is dad, read her oil balon posts for the ultimate blackpill.

>> No.5482896

>>5482842
>pretending to be autistically bad at minecraft
Anyone can suck balls at a game they return to after a long absence.

>> No.5482908

>>5482842
everything that comes out of her mouth are lies

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Fuck fuck fuck
I won't sleep

>> No.5482933

>>5481811
>>5482739

Wait. Is this two different sets of dads? Now I'm fucking confused. Anyway, just do it. There is literally nothing to lose.

>> No.5482937

>>5482908
She said she loves us...

>> No.5482951

>>5482937
a lie too

>> No.5482954

>>5482937
She doesn't love (You)

>> No.5482963

>>5482937
DYRBI as she would say

>> No.5482976

>>5482930
boring schedule

>> No.5482981
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5482981

I'm starting to realise women and chuubas alike will fake anything for personal gain and that it's not worth the effort of competing for their attention when I could be doing something more productive or worthwhile.
I think I prefer actual anime girls because they aren't real and cant betray you.

>> No.5483002

>>5482937
Last night after a 6 hour sex session she said she loved me, so I don't think that's a lie :)

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>>5482951
>>5482954
>>5482963

>> No.5483023

>>5483002
it was
so were the orgasms

>> No.5483027

>>5480340
Has Bea ever visited the /vt/ Minecraft server?

>> No.5483031

>>5482933
I'm the first reply. I've already DM'd him, but he doesn't talk that much.

>> No.5483045

>>5482981
youre not wrong

>> No.5483049

>>5483023
Then why was her dick leaking precum?

>> No.5483083

>>5483027
I don't think she'd want to risk leaving her IP in there.

>> No.5483088

>>5482981
No, that's entirely your fault.
>it's not worth the effort of competing for their attention
Of course it's not, if you do it you are just wasting your time and being an idiot.

>> No.5483107

>>5482981
weak dads will never make it

>> No.5483139

>>5483107
What exactly does "making it" entail?

>> No.5483151

>>5483139
you know

>> No.5483155

>>5483139
Sex with beatani

>> No.5483156

>>5483139
Visiting Bea's man cave

>> No.5483167

>>5483139
nothing

>> No.5483168

>>5482981
Temper your expectations and flip the question on its side. There is no reason a viewer should be treating a streamer as a replacement for real world interaction. I participate because I want to be liked and useful to /yah/. Not because I think it will get me sex.

>> No.5483204

>>5483168
Why the fuck would I want to interact with anyone in the real world? I'm not a normalfaggot.

>> No.5483210

Neck yourself sexposters

>> No.5483220

>>5483168
> I participate because I want to be liked
This is also a little sad, but I'm guilty of doing it too

>> No.5483222

>>5483168
not with bea but maybe with other dads

>> No.5483242

>>5483210
worse than hornyposter

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>>5483210
Sex with anti-sexposter

>> No.5483266

>>5483222
You're going to make it, homodads!

>> No.5483280

>>5483242
I do not give sexposters the horny coupon for this reason.

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MINECRAFT

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NoReps Round 2 Day 2 went by without a hitch... I can already feel my energy coming back to me... Bea-tan... Haaa...

>> No.5483327

>>5483305
Welcome back, noreps dad. If you are indeed trying again, I will wish you the best in breaking your record.

>> No.5483342

bwown bwicks

>>5483305
Sorry... Meant Day 1... Uuuu...

>> No.5483351

>>5483305
I ain't gonna respect you until you break your previous record

>> No.5483357

So uh, is the clover club singalong dead? The final date for submissions was like two weeks ago

>> No.5483361

Hello i'm a newfag and what is noreps??

>> No.5483371

>>5483305
I will join your noble cause, but I will not watch any porn and much less an old man's hairy ass

>> No.5483383

>>5483361
Nice try remote kid

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WOWZA MINECRAFTTTT

>> No.5483394

>>5483287
so ugly

>> No.5483395

>>5483357
No, why would it be dead? He has posted updates in the threads. The organizer is not the mixer.

>> No.5483396

>>5483305
I'll forgive you if you don't lose it to 3D again.

>> No.5483409

>>5483305
Do you actually feel any different on noreps? I've tried it before but I felt the same except constantly hard. I don't really see the point.

>> No.5483426

>>5483392
basedjack thumbnail beatani

>> No.5483427

>>5483287
>>5483392
I don't know why I kekked.

>> No.5483434

>>5483383
Remote? I guess I'm more of a controller user than mouse and keyboard.

>> No.5483437

>>5483392
keep posting, im saving these

>> No.5483446

>>5483287
>>5483392
We do not need basedjacks here.

>> No.5483454

Wash your hands

>> No.5483456

>>5483409
Yes... Could be just my imagination but there were days of intense happiness and energy where I thought I could take on anything the world threw at me...

>> No.5483457

>>5483392
kek

>> No.5483463

How many times did bea stream minecraft in the past?

>> No.5483480

>>5483463
Do your archive reps and you can figure it out.

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5483535

Mark my words, she'll be dead in a month

>> No.5483553

>>5483535
She's too lazy to kill herself

>> No.5483556

>>5483535
pika, why?

>> No.5483569

>>5483480
please just tell me

>> No.5483583

If she does kill herself I hope she does it on stream!

>> No.5483595

>>5483287
>>5483392
kek but also don't do this again, you'll attract retards

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>>5480883
>8 hours
that few?

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Happy Face
Happy Bear

>> No.5483632

>>5483583
She's already done it. Twice even.

>> No.5483634

>>5483556
She was her rival on the park's playground

>> No.5483668

>>5483616
nice

>> No.5483693

>>5483569
20+

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ok last one

>> No.5483727

>>5483569
I will spoonfeed you if you draw me a cute bear

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>> No.5483818

>>5483804
But why?

>> No.5483823

>>5482556
>6 am for europe
thats not much better

>> No.5483827

>>5483804
I was hype before but this is it, I'm dropping her.

>> No.5483828

>>5483804
thats just sad

>> No.5483834

>>5483818
naming villagers after risunas... oh no... no no no no...

>> No.5483835

>>5483804
If she opened a server she could ask namefags to gather the nametags

>> No.5483840

>>5483804
I'm not a meinkapfag, what does this mean?

>> No.5483842

>>5483823
Britain is not in Europe :^)

>> No.5483848

>>5483834
I don't look forward to that

>> No.5483869

>>5483804
>128 nametag
Even if she is cheating that's a huge amount of work, what is her endgame?

>> No.5483882

>>5483840
nametags are used to name entities in minecraft
you cant craft them, and obtaining them is rare and pretty much just rng
she used console commands to get a shit ton of them, so she doesn't have to grind for them

>> No.5483884

>>5483869
A city of listenerchans

>> No.5483913

>>5483804
Speedrunning the Minecraft arc

>> No.5483916

>128 risunas
>(You) are not one of them
How would you feel?

>> No.5483918

>>5483882
Oh so she's gotten a lot of nametags to name things? If that's the case I'm guessing she'll name entities based on dads.

>> No.5483941
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5483941

>>5483804
Cheating with creative mode isn't a big deal? It's just a block game?
You guys have no fucking idea what your're talking about. But I do.

I was playing Infiniminer before Minecraft existed.
I played Minecraft in the browser version of their website back in 2009. I bought it the first day of Alpha in 2010 and created a server when there was no mobs and dropping your tools would repair them. I've played every day for 10 years. I have 8 different game folders for the differents specific modded versions. I was part of the bukkit project and followed its fall.
I've used every relevant mod and RLcraft is like baby play. I can speedrun while using Nocubes mod.
Did I say speedruns? Yeah, I know all the different routes for each major version and follow the scene everyday. Yes that include the door-jump golem trick and the garfield speedrun.
I went to every single Minecon and talked to Jeb. I've comforted Notch on twitter when he vented his loneliness.
I use the most advanced building tools, know every single worldedit command by heart and can generate perlin noise terrain in a few seconds. I have a note of more than 300 different brush patterns for it. I've used every single setting of schematica/litematica included the non-transparency one.
I've built every single farm possible in survival on multiple different servers and an optimized 256 villagers city mall automatically fed by a breeder. I've turned a friendly server into a capitalist economy run one with emerald prices for every service, banks & loans with interest.
I've bet every notable minecraft server out there, I run bots on 2b2t and I'm prestige 4 Shaman on Hypixel Mega walls. I've composed minecraft musics for years and got multiple songs in Hypixel games on top of being among their noteblock contest winners.
There isn't a major Minecraft youtuber I'm not following, I wrote a script that use the Youtube API to get audio transcription text and run a semantic algorithm to get the most recurring topics and feed the most relevant parts to text-to-speech so I can learn it all while I sleep.

Bea going creative on a survival server is a disgrace and an insult to the game and its fans. She's willing to ruin the server for everyone just because doesn't understand the game.
You wanna get rare items? Learn the game, loot dungeons, craft high level fishing rods, get into trading. It's not that hard.

If you're not serious about a game just don't fucking play it and stop half-assing everything.

>> No.5483948

>>5483882
hey man if it's good enough for speedrunners it's good enough for a random vtuber stream

>> No.5483949
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5483949

>beatani is going to name an entire village after her namefags
oh shit

>> No.5483951

>>5483804
Cheater....

>> No.5483954

>>5483916
probably kill myself

>> No.5483964

>>5483882
I dont blame her for doing that. If you're playing for fun, some cheating is alright

>> No.5483971

>>5483941
Calm down zia

>> No.5483987

>>5483395
When was the last update?

>> No.5483988

>>5483941
Here's your (you)

>> No.5483989

>>5483949
>This guy is the village idiot, he's the most annoying dad
>Everyone, spit on him

>> No.5483993

I hope she uses the mc streams as zatsudans. Don't really care for a 2 hour stream of mining digital cubes in silence.

>> No.5483994

>>5483941
not reading that

>> No.5483996

>>5483964
I don't really care if she does that, but once you cheated once, it ruins a bit everything or any effort gathering anything you'd want to do. For anything, you'll start thinking "... I could just get it in creative". It's true for cheating in other games as well.

>> No.5483997

Aren't you quick to jump to conclusions about her naming villagers after dads?

>> No.5484000
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5484000

>>5483941
Holobased. This autism though.

>> No.5484005

>>5483804
There's better content in her interacting with the villagers she's named than going around caves looking for shit
Doing a normal playthrough isn't as fun, especially for all the dads who hate minecraft

>> No.5484012
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5484012

>>5483804
First hinata, now beatani? Why do they all betray me...

>> No.5484019

My penis woke up before I did, thank you, kusogaki bear

>> No.5484020

>>5483993
>in silence
Did you miss the last stream?

>> No.5484024

>>5483997
She won't, some dads just want to see the meltdown

>> No.5484033

>>5483997
fool what other reason is there to get nametags

>> No.5484037

>>5483997
She will name them after all her past boyfriends

>> No.5484041

>>5484005
sure, bea

>> No.5484044

>>5483997
What else would she name so many villagers after?

>> No.5484047

>>5483996
But if that's how she likes to play it, is that an issue? As a kid I would spam motherlode in Sims so I wouldn't have to work and instead enjoyed the game a different way.

>> No.5484053

>>5484037
Takuya...

>> No.5484064

>>5484047
I just hope she realizes it that's all. There's a lot of fun in gathering and automatic the ressource collection. You can also play minecraft in creative, it's just pretty different.

>> No.5484080

>>5483996
calm down sperg minecraft is just a sandbox masquerading as a game

>> No.5484084

>>5484019
sorry, it was too tasty

>> No.5484083

minecraft autists are something else

>> No.5484093

I'm honestly surprised that she is keeping track of at least 128 dads, I thought they would be 30 or 40 max

>> No.5484098

>>5484080
see >>5483941

>> No.5484104 [DELETED] 

>>5480340
https://youtu.be/dQQNL1Iv_EM

>> No.5484117

>>5484093
its just random number. she got excel for that

>> No.5484121

I'm pretty sure she just spawned two stacks of 64, not that she needed 128 tags

>> No.5484122

Yah yah yah...

>> No.5484126

>>5483996
>>5483964
>give herself diamonds and use pickaxes
>takes screenshots
>wow I mined for so long and got those diamonds, look everyone!
Bea...

>> No.5484162

>>5484126
yah, I'm thinking based

>> No.5484164

>>5484126
The trick is to never take anything she says seriously.

>> No.5484176

>>5483941
If this isn't a copypasta I am impressed.

>> No.5484187
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>>5484093
128 nametags is just two stacks in minecraft, I doubt it correlates to her excel sheet.

>> No.5484189

>>5484176
It is, but people keep falling for it

>> No.5484193

>>5484176
While this is a copypasta, I was the one to write it when Ame went into creative last year.

>> No.5484205

>>5483997
she said she wanted to do it with pokemon so maybe tabun

>> No.5484210

>>5484193
I remember seeing it the first time. To think you would be a Dad here and now.

>> No.5484227
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5484227

cringe minecraft autists, she’s going to make a story and play the game.
The latest minecraft update is recently and she can tame animals and make them fuck

>> No.5484235

>>5483941
>>5484193
>composed minecraft musics and got songs in Hypixel
z**? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i89wFMStN84

>> No.5484237

>>5484126
>Working both, the minecraft's antis and autists, at the same time.
Based daughter

>> No.5484250

>>5484227
I know, I just want to unleash my autism regardless.

>> No.5484264

>>5484227
Bea getting fucked by pigs!

>> No.5484270

>>5484264
Buhiiii

>> No.5484271

>>5484193
>>5484235
KEK

>> No.5484275

>>5484227
ogey

>> No.5484276

>Tabun 3 streams
>Until I get the perfect life
Looks like the currently scheduled minecraft streams will be the only ones for the time being

>> No.5484281

>>5484227
>extra nametags are for the animals
>they are the ones named after dads
oh god she's gonna make us fuck

>> No.5484289

>>5484227
I'm a minecraft anti pretending to be a minecraft autist, I do that in hope it bothers beatani enough that she quits.

>> No.5484295

>>5484281
We already do so what's new

>> No.5484304

>>5484281
come here anon

>> No.5484306

>>5484289
based

>> No.5484307

>>5484281
risuna-chan sex UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHH

>> No.5484320

>>5484235
how does someone get to this level of autism or is it just because he is a frog?

>> No.5484338

>>5484320
Play MC for a decade and you will understand him

>> No.5484359

>>5484281
Please at least let my mating partner be Remote Kid and not SpicyGrandpa

>> No.5484376

>>5484281
you don't like it?

>> No.5484390
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5484390

>so you're gonna be my fuckbuddy..? haa..haa...i've been waiting a long time for this....

>> No.5484391

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1407342719337472001
She hates us

>> No.5484394

thread entering cringe territory

>> No.5484409

Say something nice about Chihiro

>> No.5484413

>>5484394
These threads are cringe from before OP posts.

>> No.5484434

>>5484409
I want to fuck Chihiro, Ich will Chihiro ficken, Иcкaм дa чyкaм Чихиpo, Chci šukat Chihiro, 我想和千寻做爱, Jeg vil kneppe Chihiro, Chcem si to rozdať s Chihiro, Želim zajebavati Chihiro, Quiero follar con Chihiro, Ma tahan Chihiroga keppida, Haluan naida Chihiroa, Je veux baiser Chihiro, Θέλω να γαμήσω την Chihiro, Meg akarom dugni Chihiro-t, Voglio scopare Chihiro, 千尋とやりたい, Es gribu izdrāzt Chihiro, Noriu dulkinti Chihiro, Ik wil Chihiro neuken, Chcę się pieprzyć z Chihiro, Eu quero foder Chihiro, Vreau să i-o trag lui Chihiro, Я хoчy тpaхнyть Чихиpo, Jag vill knulla Chihiro

>> No.5484440

>>5480534
https://voca.ro/14smFo8kpBOU

>> No.5484445

>>5484391
reddit can be based too

>> No.5484451
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5484451

>> No.5484462

>>5484451
why is she like this

>> No.5484467

>>5484440
uooh

>> No.5484478

>>5484451
Reminder that she does her reps to faceless dads giving her creampies

>> No.5484484

>>5484434
>not proofreading the translations

>> No.5484493

>>5484235
It may be a copypasta... but it's the truth...

>> No.5484507

>>5484462
Because she is really cute!

>> No.5484509

>>5483357
No. He mailed me today actually. It's coming along well and he has made the brute work already and now it's the fine tuning left.

>> No.5484533

>>5484394
All early threads are cringe.

>> No.5484572

>>5484533
>All threads are cringe
ftfy

>> No.5484577

Reddit love!

>> No.5484593

>>5484235
kek pretty based tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhYqSgAcE2I
>>5484434
same desu

>> No.5484695

Eurodads BTFO

>> No.5484705
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5484705

Do you think the excel sheet is real or made up?

>> No.5484708

>>5482842
>only finding out just now that everything bea is doing is "just pretend"

>> No.5484715

>>5484593
france is now redemeed
>>5484012
cheater cat... you're forgotten...

>> No.5484732

>>5482937
she loves some of us. You *do* talk to her outside of streams and commenting on her tweets, right?

>> No.5484735

>>5484705
No, that's just a Photoshop. There's no way she would make an actual spreadsheet.

>> No.5484802

>>5481732
There are at least two dads near me. Hopefully we can have a risuna threesome someday.

>> No.5484815

I don't mind her telling us to kill ourself or cringe or disgusting, but making fun of Europe and Minecraft is directly attacking my whole identity... It's hard

>> No.5484822

>>5484705
We will never know

>> No.5484835

>>5484715
didnt know 4chan hates her

>> No.5484890
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DYRBI

>> No.5484897

>>5484815
btfo

>> No.5484924

>>5484802
I know there's one a few hours away. That's kind of a long drive da ne. Maybe if we met half way?

>> No.5484950

Beatani please wrap your legs around my head and let me lick your cunny!

>> No.5484965

>>5484950
Again with the selfcest? I don't blame you, BeaxBea is hot!

>> No.5484985
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5484985

Beatani is a software engineer.

>> No.5484989

>>5484950
Thinking I tricked Beatani into having a one night stand with me! Having her leglock me as I'm about to come! Realizing she tricked me into being a father instead! Raising her kids!

>> No.5484998

>>5484985
>python
>software engineering
anon...

>> No.5485123
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5485123

>generating session tokens like this

>> No.5485149

I want to breed Bea's filthy cockroach Jap pussy with my gaijin cock.

>> No.5485164
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5485164

>>5484989
The dream

>> No.5485174

>>5485149
Thing is you are filthier

>> No.5485204

bea's cute little breasts

>> No.5485211

>>5485164
>it doesn't say (You)
ONE JOB BEATANI
ONE JOB

>> No.5485241

>>5485164
Risuna is for Hobo Dad

>> No.5485279

>>5485241
No

>> No.5485294

>>5485279
Yes. In fact, they already fucked.

>> No.5485312

>>5485294
No

>> No.5485329
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5485329

>>5485312
t.

>> No.5485356

>>5484890
Noooo I really wanted weeks of minecraft..

>> No.5485368

>>5485174
UOOOOOHH GET KNOCKED UP BY MY EUROCHAD SEED

>> No.5485391
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5485391

>>5484705
>>5484735
>>5484822
kek foolish guys

>> No.5485417
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5485417

>>5483595
>kek but also don't do this again, you'll attract retards

>> No.5485424

>>5485391
>it's real

>> No.5485446

>>5485391
we're doing this?

>> No.5485482

>>5485391
Fake. There's blanks in there I know she knows.

>> No.5485483

>>5485391
>donation total
I donate under different names for the sole purpose of not putting my name out there

>> No.5485498

>>5485391
Leak it already, you coward bear.

>> No.5485517

>>5485391
my name does not display there, i am safe right?

>> No.5485535

>>5485391
Remote has dono'd before but it clearly says 0 blurred. Weak bait.

>> No.5485537

>>5485517
unfortunately

>> No.5485545

>>5485535
It says 8

>> No.5485600

>>5485545
Why isn't it in JPY?

>> No.5485631

>>5485600
Because she's moving in with me and we don't use yen here

>> No.5485659

>>5485600
USD is the international currency

>> No.5485692

>>5485391
Fake and gay

>> No.5485717

>>5485391
If I akasupa with ARS will I get in the list

>> No.5485762

>>5485391
I'm not in there OH NO NO NO

>> No.5485773

>>5485717
Yeah in the bad boy list

>> No.5485790
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5485790

>>5485391
>DM amount

>> No.5485799

>>5485391
>DM amount
BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>> No.5485804

>>5485773
But mama raised a good boy :(

>> No.5485813

>>5485391
The actual data looks shifted upwards or downwards, I can't tell. It's only easy for me to tell that my own data is definitely wrong. Epic bait from epic bear.

>> No.5485904

>>5485391
>No talents
This hurts a little, ngl

>> No.5485956

Sending bea handwritten letters uooohhhhhhhh

>> No.5485986

>>5485956
This but unironically. Where's that damn PO box?

>> No.5486006

>>5485391
The data is wrong in many places but this is still top tier bait.
Hopefully it will serve as the catalyst for beatani posting the real thing.

>> No.5486046
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5486046

kek shitposting bear

>> No.5486052

Not going to lie, I have barely watched Beatani, and you retards are filtering me pretty hard, but I'd like to like Beatani and join this weird ass playground.

>> No.5486083

>>5486046
>permabently
I'm imagining a dad bending over for Bea.

>> No.5486084

>>5485391
jesas, bro.

>> No.5486114

Bea please unban me from the channel I wont do it again..

>> No.5486125

>>5486083
permanently bending bea!

>> No.5486126
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5486126

Haven't gotten to watch her lately but I see her tweeting stuff and dads losing it here and there. Is she toying with you?

>> No.5486132

>>5485391
Cross examining my own information, Bea or not it looks real... scary

>> No.5486137

>Youtube recommendations now full of Minecraft videos
FUCK YOU BEATANI I FUCKING HATE YOU SHINESHINESHINE

>> No.5486155

>>5486126
It's all shitposting.

>> No.5486185

>>5485391
There are several empty cells i definitely posted before, your chat reading reps...

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5486187

>>5485391
Come on, I have my birthday in my twitter profile, you fucking lazy bear

>> No.5486203

Bea won't retweet or reply to my tweet if I only draw some shit art of her right?

>> No.5486201

>>5486126
she's shitposting and getting her laughs at the goslings
there are people who still don't understand this is her third iteration and everything she does and says is just for entertainment value

>> No.5486232

>>5486203
On the contrary

>> No.5486233

>>5486185
I'm noted as a yes in the kemo***** category so don't expect truth behind the blur.

>> No.5486236

>>5486203
She hide the last column which is "total partner score", art does give you a bonus here, shitty art especially

>> No.5486239
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5486239

>> No.5486241

>>5486203
Don't draw just so you can get retweets and replies retard

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5486259

>>5485391
Why is it blue here? What's special about these two?

>> No.5486266
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5486266

>>5486052
This is probably the worst possible time to enter the cult, but good luck

>> No.5486296

>>5486259
Have you never used a computer before

>> No.5486308

>>5486259
That's the cursor

>> No.5486310

>>5486241
I mean I don't want her to retweet my shit. I only want to draw her because she looks fun.

>> No.5486317

>>5486239
I want to fuck Yuki so bad.

>> No.5486326

>>5486259
Its just where she had last selected. Too autistic

>> No.5486340

>>5486310
if you're not doing it for attention then just go for it

>> No.5486352 [DELETED] 

>>5486308
>>5486326
Why would she have selected them though? Are they special somehow?

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5486364

>> No.5486375

>>5486352
Oh you're special alright

>> No.5486385

>>5486340
I need assurance she won't retweet. Please.

>> No.5486388

>>5485391
my kemono status is incorrect

>> No.5486392

>>5486266
Why? I knew she was pretty autistic and that the anons in the cult were schizotards, but why is it this the worst time?
I just want to feel a chuuba loving me

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5486404

>>5486375

>> No.5486405

>>5486352
The cursor has to be somewhere schizo

>> No.5486416

>>5486385
make it R18G art then whe'll only retweet it with the ero account

>> No.5486438

Huh? I can't comment on the channel and she blocked me
All I did was blur an outdated screenshot

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5486445

>>5486405
I know but why is it on those two in particular?????

>> No.5486472

>>5486445
They're fucking

>> No.5486476

drinking bea's urine

>> No.5486488

>all these anons who think she cares enough about you all to actually keep a spreadsheet
I can't even imagine how depraved of attention you all are.

>> No.5486489

>>5486438
t. Bea

>> No.5486492

>>5486445
Kek

>> No.5486502

>>5486438
Post proof or rrat

>> No.5486514

>>5486445
Shut up and go fuck your friend, old man

>> No.5486539

>>5486445
I dun geddit, why was this deleted

>> No.5486566

>>5486476
bea drinking dads urine

>> No.5486572

>It's fake
DRYBI

>> No.5486577

>>5486539
Because the artfag is a massive cringe guy and posted his name.

>> No.5486595

>>5486572
Yeah, there would be more info and names

>> No.5486620

>>5486572
Some bits about me are suspiciously accurate (the ones that I haven't revealed yet), so I have my doubts

>> No.5486631

>>5483834
>The doxx are us

>> No.5486660

>>5486572
If hypothetically speaking it is real, then the values are at least shifted if not outright scrambled. You can take a look at known associations and see how wrong they are. That's not to say that Bea doesn't have a database on dads, but this ain't it.

>> No.5486664

>>5483949
And then burn it down in a blaze of glory

>> No.5486669
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5486669

yes fireworks actually that was the data in your talent column

>> No.5486683

>>5486669
I belieb

>> No.5486700

>>5486669
yeah, or laughing stock

>> No.5486704

>my name is not on the sheet
Makes me want to kill myself

>> No.5486730

>my name is not on the sheet
Makes me want to kill myself

>> No.5486750

>my name is not on the sheet
Makes me want to kill myself

>> No.5486771

>>5484227
Breeding polar bears uooooohhh

>> No.5486775

>>5486704
>>5486730
>>5486750
schizo...

>> No.5486798

>>5485391
I told you dawg
I told you the bear has nothing on me

>> No.5486805

>>5486669
lmao

>> No.5486821

>actual proof of dads that catch bea's attention
Look at all the reply guys that bea doesn't even know the name of, kek

>> No.5486835

Would you let beatani trim your rune armor?

>> No.5486843

>>5484478
Now I want art of this

>> No.5486864

>>5486775
Sorry about that. I swear I only posted once. Don't know why this happened.

>> No.5486892

Uhhh bros shitpost or not technically the excel sheet is real now

>> No.5486902

>>5486843
Give me 5 minutes

>> No.5486908

Enjoy the minecraft streams dads. I'll be back when she's done.

>> No.5486945

>>5486892
Unless that's actually Bea taking her shitposting to the next level, it's probably just a collection of the most notable reply guys with random dummy data to fill in the blanks

>> No.5486949

>>5486908
See ya around later, dad.

>> No.5486958

>>5486908
don’t come back attention whorechama

>> No.5486965
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5486965

>>5486908
Matane! Bea Bea!

>> No.5486968

>>5484451
Reddit chat? She uses those to groom dads too?

>> No.5487003

I think this community would be a lot better of without beatani...

>> No.5487025

>>5486908
don't come back

>> No.5487026

>>5487003
same, fuck this kichigai beatoni

>> No.5487027
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5487027

>>5485391
>Talents
>Blank
O-ok...

>> No.5487039

>>5484451
Now I wonder how much of Nade's threads are actually bea posting

>> No.5487059

>>5486835
what did he mean by this?

>> No.5487082

>>5487026
beatoni pepeloni

>> No.5487095

>>5487003
Risuna x Risuna is all we need, as the other dads have already proven. Beatani is just in the way of dad romance at this point.

>> No.5487108

>>5487082
bet she have pepeloni nipples

>> No.5487114

>>5485391
FUCK IM ON IT ....STOP STOP STOP

>> No.5487141
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5487141

>>5486902

>> No.5487153

>>5486201
This is Bea trying to get dads trying to find the imaginary 3rd iteration.

>> No.5487174

Bea, what are you talking about on how you didn't piggy back on this one too? Or did you samefag because you didn't get the initial (you)s to get a convo started? kinda weak, not gonna lie.

>> No.5487179

>>5487141
uuooooh

>> No.5487183

>>5487141
this will do

>> No.5487196

>>5487003
That's why dads should start streaming themselves, so we don't need her anymore.

>> No.5487228

>>5481325
This anon here. Is there really such a lack of good games for streamers and viewers to play together?
How about any web-based games like sketchful.io? I was thinking about suggesting something like boardgamearena (or any better alternatives) to her.

>> No.5487236

>>5487174
ngl, this is top tier sus

>> No.5487252
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5487252

>>5487174
>not gonna lie
I can smell you from here, bear

>> No.5487254

>>5487141
Cute

>> No.5487263

>I've been giving bea piggybacks all this time
other dads must be jealous

>> No.5487274

>>5487252
That's just because she's unwashed.

>> No.5487281

It's a good thing she doesn't bathe, that way I can smell her in these threads.

>> No.5487290

>>5487263
I give her piggyback opportunities for H***** bullying sometimes

>> No.5487305

I figured out where one of you live, approximately. It's not very far! What a rush!

>> No.5487307

>>5487252
I'm always getting called the fucking bear... At this point in time I minus well just start streaming.

>> No.5487332

>>5487290
bea, you cant piggyback yourself

>> No.5487344

>>5487307
Your Beatani conversion is proceeding according to keikaku (plan)

>> No.5487373

>>5487344
Oh no, Beatani Transformation Fetish posting...

>> No.5487402

>>5487373
I'm not ready for this arc.

>> No.5487411

I'M IN LOVE WITH A JAPANESE WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE A POLAR BEAR ON THE INTERNET

>> No.5487451

>>5487411
Funny how this world can work, right?

>> No.5487452

Guys I feel like I'm about to puke, can't take it anymore, my body ACHES for Beatani.

>> No.5487457

>>5487141
Kek

>> No.5487467

Shit I have an eye exam so I'll be late to the stream

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5487469

>>5487402
how about an architect arc instead

>> No.5487477

>>5487411
start hornyposting please

>> No.5487484

>>5487452
Kill yourself attentionwhoring namefaggot

>> No.5487488

* **** ** **** ***** ******** *****!

>> No.5487502

>>5487228
aggie.io is an open drawing canvas and can be really fun

>> No.5487510
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>> No.5487536

>>5487452
go back to N****Sh*** threads

>> No.5487540

>>5487469
that would be too real for her

>> No.5487538

>>5487502
I've been there with hlg when they started, It's really fun if no one trolls.

>> No.5487551

>>5487510
kek

>> No.5487559

>>5487484
Oops sorry seems like i forgot to delete it teehee i'm here to shitpost and samefag :)

>> No.5487574

>>5487469
Depression eating!

>> No.5487608

>>5487536
I'm sorry anon, that I do for fun, this I do for fun, too, but a different kind of fun.
Can't pretend to be a schizo all day.

>> No.5487610

It's easier being an anonymous dad than a namefag, you don't know the amount of work I have to put into my tweets.

>> No.5487619

What if some of the reply guys are actually... reply girls? Would you date them?

>> No.5487638

>>5487619
It wouldn't surprise me considering most women are naturally attention whores

>> No.5487642

>>5487619
more like reply girls (male)

>> No.5487648

>>5487610
Screw that nonsense. I just reply whenever I feel like it. So once or twice a week...maybe.

>> No.5487659

>>5487510
run, risuna-chan! escape the nigger!

>> No.5487668

>>5487619
Yes and we would give our daughter Bea as a middle name.

>> No.5487687

>>5481732
Shitattle dads where are you...

>> No.5487686

>>5487619
No because there isn't a worthwhile female that uses Twitter.

>> No.5487695

>>5487686
Bea...

>> No.5487696

>>5487610
Grooming is as much of an art as a science after all.

>> No.5487705

>>5487619
I'm a reply girl, yes

>> No.5487720

>>5487686
Kek, beatani btfo'd

>> No.5487723

>>5487619
What are they doing replying when they should be setting up their future vtubing model

>> No.5487746

>>5487705
Fuck off Shartemis.

>> No.5487747

>>5487619
Imagine meeting up with a dad and finding out its a mom, but you're already there and its too rude to just leave so you have to pretend to be nice to them and pretend to be having fun until its over and you can leave

>> No.5487752

>>5487720
Doesn't count, otokonoko

>> No.5487775

>>5482143
>>5482179
Goddamn without a doubt it's really her roommate.

>> No.5487776

>>5485391
Not on the list, I am both sad and relieved. also stop fucking with the dads.

>> No.5487790

>>5487723
Rubbing their fujoholes to her DMs. Bea knows who the moms are and has a Discord with them to talk about girl stuff.

>> No.5487796

>>5487752
>otokonoko
Lies. Bea's a Futa, and futa are females.

>> No.5487799

>>5487747
U gay?

>> No.5487809

>>5487776
But the dads are the cutest part of this cult.

>> No.5487824

>>5482143
God I love this bear.

>> No.5487829

>>5487747
But what if she has a good personality?

>> No.5487857

>>5487829
fucking kek
have you met a women that uses 4chan? They're literal trash

>> No.5487858

>>5487776
I was happy when I wasn't on the name fag list that some dad made....but I'm on this list? That worries me deeply. I'm trying to remain anonymous as possible these days.

>> No.5487860

>>5487705
Same, it wasn't true 3 years ago but now I've done it, and I'm a reply girl.

>> No.5487863

I'm actually a mom

>> No.5487868

Dad and mom dating would be the true good end

>> No.5487888

>>5487857
Just like me then, it's a match

>> No.5487895

>>5487868
You wouldn't have to explain why you spend so much time obsessing over an internet bear if she does too.

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>>5487829

>> No.5487909

>>5487857
And what are you? A saint?

>> No.5487915

beatani hand reps asmr

>> No.5487917

>>5487860
congratulations! We're all proud of you

>>5487909
yes

>> No.5487929

Having sex during Beatani streams!

>> No.5487941

>>5487857
Yes, and she was a dirty otaku. Still tried to smash. She liked my friend better though and dated him for a few months.

>> No.5487945

>>5487857
I've met 2, one was fine and the other was a cool person, maybe you're just a loser

>> No.5487976
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5487976

>Beatani gets reverse-koopa'd
Imagine the seethe from her

>> No.5487986

>>5487941
boring dadchama...

>> No.5488003

>>5485391
You miss my age...

>> No.5488013

>>5487976
Amazing

>> No.5488012

>>5487976
"Sorry Bea! I found a lover and now I'm having a great vanilla life! I'll watch your vods when I can!"

>> No.5488024

>>5487477
I WANT TO TEACH BEATANI TO NOT BE AFRAID OF HUMAN WARMTH BY GETTING HER USED TO HOLDING MY HAND WHEN WE SIT NEXT TO EACHOTHER I WANT TO LOCK EYES WITH HER AND SMOOCH HER ON THE LIPS AS WE CUDDLE ON THE SOFA THEN SLIDE MY HAND TO HER THIGH AS SHE TRIES TO BREAK THE KISS IN PROTEST BUT I WON'T LET HER UNTIL SHE STARTS MELTING AT MY TOUCH THEN I'LL MOVE MY HAND UP TO HER CUTE AND FUNNY BENEATH HER SKIRT AND START RUBBING IT FOR HER WHILE SHE MAKES CUTE NOISES AND SQUIRMS AROUND BEFORE SHE SHUDDERS AGAINST ME IN ORGASM AS WE HOLD EACHOTHER AND KISS AGAIN WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES

>> No.5488028

>>5488012
posting pictures of the baby on bea's tag so she can see!

>> No.5488032

>>5487976
If I find a gf she won't get as much donations anymore too, sorry bea

>> No.5488042

>>5487986
Yes I should have gone for the rebound but it would have been weird.

>> No.5488043

>>5487976
I think there would be genuine suicides as a result. I'm surprised anybody is able to gosling for Koopa, I thought hags were an unpopular fetish.

>> No.5488056

I don't donate at all, but if i got a gf i'd stop watching

>> No.5488078

>>5488024
This is hornycute, love it.

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>>5488024

>> No.5488100

>>5485391
Don't know why they keep putting me in these things. I don't donate, write in chat or reply on twitter.

>> No.5488108

>>5488028
I'm so happy my life is amazing now! How did I live before this!?

>> No.5488113

>>5488024
Thanks I'm horny now.

>> No.5488112

>>5487857
Actually the coolest and most genuine girl I ever knew used 4chan regularly. It's a shame she was a girl though.

>> No.5488132

>>5488112
>>5487945
femoid cope

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>>5488024
Good...

>> No.5488141

>>5488100
Who is you?

>> No.5488147

>>5488032
Bea will be my gf so it'll be the same. Magnum condoms are expensive and hard to find in Japan so we would still appreciate other dad donations.

>> No.5488179

I want Beatani to review western memes on stream or do a watchalong

>> No.5488178

>>5488132
I'm not a woman and will never be one.

>> No.5488189

>>5488143
Good...

>> No.5488191

>>5488100
i've done all of these things but am never in these posts, shitposting works in mysterious ways

>> No.5488211

>>5488179
I want beatani to do a rrat review.

>> No.5488224

>>5487868
I know one mom IRL, but I don't know if it counts because I'm the one who got her into Beatani in the first place.

>> No.5488295

>>5488224
You made her into a mom, what a chad.

>> No.5488299

>>5488211
Yeah! Didn't she want to review the iceberg?

>> No.5488336

>>5488299
She already did it in the last oil balons only stream

>> No.5488337

>>5488299
Post the latest rrats here and I might update it.

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>>5488299
In Minecraft

>> No.5488372

Beatani eats bugs, maybe she eats rats too.

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>>5488141
The guy who makes the shitty comics

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>>5487976
I have a girlfriend, own flat, car and motocycle at age of 27. I love my work and life, but I don't have a hobbies that requires going outside. I'm glad that someone like Bea exists. It really boosts my self esteem. I bet dads are mostly trolling about being retards.
But anyway if I see anyone that is a loser despite being not a retard then I feel warmth and happiness that I'm not them.
I don't watch Bea for entertainment or (lol) goslinging. I watch her to actually see that there are people worse than me.
I don't even feel bad about it and irl I'm posing as good Christian man

>> No.5488467

Feeding Bea a giant bowl of cockroaches and shirako washed down with snake wine

>> No.5488469

>>5488374
Buenas compa

>> No.5488480

>>5488447
Damn nigga that's a really complicated Sims game you got going on there

>> No.5488491

>>5488447
I'm thinking based

>> No.5488497
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>>5488179REDDIT MEME REVIEW.??.

>> No.5488514

>>5488497
BASED

>> No.5488526

>>5488337
Beatani is a camgirl which is why she can take a break from work whenever she wants. She spreads her cute and funny parts to old horny men. And since she has a common name you'll never find her.

>> No.5488548

>>5488374
Abuelita, dime tu, ¿Qué sonidos son los que oigo yo?

>> No.5488549
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5488549

>>5488497
damn it fucked up the edit

>> No.5488600

>>5488337
The side braid is a brain parasite

>> No.5488603

>>5488548
Abuelita, dime tú, ¿por qué yo en la nube voy?.

>> No.5488626

>>5488603
Dime ¿por qué huele el aire así?
Dime ¿por qué yo onions tan feliz?

>> No.5488631

>>5488337
>Secret DM club
>IRL videos
>Beatani pretends to lose saves for games she doesn't want to play anymore
>Beatani ruins her own threads
>Six eyes four ears

>> No.5488662

>>5488626
onions ? que mierda por que puse eso

>> No.5488665

>>5488631
the dm club isn't secret, its just exclusive

>> No.5488684

vacationing with bea in cancun

>> No.5488686

>>5488662
"s.oy" gets filtered to onions, faggot newfag loser bitch

>> No.5488703

>>5488626
La cagaste

>> No.5488716

>>5488665
Secret or not, it goes into the iceberg, retardchama

>> No.5488739

>>5488716
its not a rrat if its real

>> No.5488788

>>5488703
y mucho, debes de entenderme lo escribí rápido y sin pensar, no recordaba eso de las cebollas

>> No.5488799

>>5488739
Iceberg meme contains both truth and made up shit

>> No.5488814

>>5488337
Chihiro taught Beatani how to hold chopsticks

>> No.5488892

>>5488788
Las cebollas tienen capas?

>> No.5488929

>>5488892
Tu madre

>> No.5488939

Bea didn't post her sleeping tweet... Did she pass out from exhaustion? Is she awake at 2am again? Did her phone run out of battery? Is her boyfriend home? Does she hate us?

>> No.5488941

>>5488892
Si, y los ogros tienen capas

>> No.5488945

>>5488739
It's a good thing iceberg memes aren't rrat memes.

>> No.5488956

>>5488939
All of these + minecraft

>> No.5488962

>>5488939
fell asleep doing reps to the idea of dads and moms having kids

>> No.5488993

I hope there arent any spics in the next thread!

>> No.5488995

>>5488962
It's pretty hot to be honest not gonna lie

>> No.5489028

>>5488993
Dad, her favorite before Hanabi was a spic. But he dumped her.

>> No.5489041

>>5489028
I don't care
Spic hate!

>> No.5489053

Espero que aquí también haya españoles...

>> No.5489056

>>5489028
What do you mean? Y***** ? He is still around, just busy...

>> No.5489060

>>5489041
Why? did you get raped by one?

>> No.5489077

>>5489041
At least I don't speak french

>> No.5489083

>>5489060
Not yet, they're too busy stealing my jobs.

>> No.5489085

>>5488993
t. fat piggy eating mcdonald

>> No.5489113

>>5489083
well, you have to do a shitty job to get replace by one

>> No.5489118

SPIC LOVE
FENCH HATE

>> No.5489122

>>5488993
We're always here anon. I don't know why my comic triggered those two into quoting the Heidi theme song though.

>> No.5489159

>>5489113
this
spics are the perfect human cattle. wh*te workers btfo. wanted a shorter work week and higher wages? Too bad cletus, kek

>> No.5489170

>>5489118
GABACHOS AQUÍ NO

>> No.5489185

>>5489122
someone wrote it in as filename in your comic a few threads ago

>> No.5489186

Thoughts on bl*ck p*ople?

>> No.5489212

I'm open to the idea of having two seperate /yah/ threads, one for Euros, and one for scum.

>> No.5489223

>>5489212
Based.

>> No.5489245

>>5489212
Based if not from the US

>> No.5489249

>>5489186
based, they're going to solve the spic problem once and for all
https://twitter.com/Anthea06274890/status/1406622598906236929

>> No.5489262

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH!!!!1 IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HER I WOULD BE DEVASTATED!!! I WANT TO LIVE HAPPILY WITH HER FOREVER!!!!11!!11!!!!11

>> No.5489286

>>5489249
>https://twitter.com/Anthea06274890/status/1406622598906236929
>Puerto Ricans
>Spics
Anon...

>> No.5489302

>>5480635
roommate

>> No.5489318

Is this like chicanos telling mexs to get out?
Muricans are funny

>> No.5489325

cease the /pol/shit

>> No.5489328

>>5489286
Puerto Ricans are spics. What are you saying?

>> No.5489336

>>5489325
threads dead
who cares
FRANCE HATE

>> No.5489382

BEA LOVE

>> No.5489387

Te quiero Beatani!

>> No.5489404

Z**...

>> No.5489416

odio los spicos

>> No.5489430

>>5489387
needs more ¡

>> No.5489438

>>5489416
No me importa, BEATANI LOVE

>> No.5489448

>>5489328
They can bearly speak spanish, they are more like tanned burgers.

>> No.5489461

>>5489430
Sí, se me olvidó por pendejo. Lo siento Beatani...

>> No.5489468

>>5489448
>They can bearly speak spanish
yeah thats how you identify a spic, just ask a spainard

>> No.5489499

>>5489468
Hola, onions de España. Sí, tienes razón.

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