The Shiori Novella - Chapter 1, Page 19

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Happy threads are all alike; each unhappy thread is unhappy in its own way.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Debut stream frame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

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Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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Cutey

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hello /nov/

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Does Shiori really think that listening to books is the same as reading them?

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>Open VC: Pajama Party
Is this just nerding out with other holomems? Without any other activity on the background like Minecraft? I'm ashamed to admit I've been looking for a party game named "Pajama Party" for 30 minutes now.

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>want menhera gf roast beef
>get an actual menhera "gf" roast beef
congratulations

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finally fucking done with that god damned background (fuck whoever designed it)

https://files.catbox.moe/u1kmj1.png
no jacket, squint

https://files.catbox.moe/3jte25.png
no jacket, normal

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>>54641159
Good work anon

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>>54622790
I think so too. Although, what glasses would fit best?

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i want her to collab with towa

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>>54640819
my wife

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>>54641350
they can do Apex collabs with rpr

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why are there fifteen fucking catalog threads about her

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>>54641350
>>54641389
she doesn't like FPS games

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I'm curious Novelites
Who's your JP oshi?

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>>54641408
its debut week, endure the extreme schizo posting.

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>>54641455
Fubuki

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>>54641408
Mio

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>>54641408
because she dared to say she is going to collab with males and outsiders and unicorns and twitter schizos forged an unholy alliance to collectively shit on her

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>>54641408
This is what success looks like. Bold. Controversial

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>>54641455
Coco

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>>54641455
>JP
Watame
>EN
Pippa
>HoloEN
Don't really have one but probably Mumei so let's see if Shiori can win over her for me

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>>54641558
For >>54641455

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>>54641455
I don't speak japanese.

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>>54641561
she's not going to male collab

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>>54641455
Don't have one, Mumei is my oshi

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Can anyone fucking hire hackers and doxx those faggots at Twitter for posting that image? God I want to fucking kill them. I'm too angry to be rational right now.

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>>54641561
>because she dared to say she is going to collab with males
Please show me where she said she is going to collab with men.

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>>54641455
Cowe

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>>54641455
Matsuri

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>>54640862
Branposter I kneel

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SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I MADE SURE MY CATS ARE SPAYED AND/OR NEUTERED

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>>54641455

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>>54641455
Kanata

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>>54641455
I don't speak japanese but I vibe with Korone

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Dunno if you guys are willing to accept a new fan but I didn't have an oshi in holo yet and saw who Shiori's mama is, which lead me to give a view out of respect.
Her cute dorky gapmoe kind of won me over as it reminds me of my indie oshi.

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>>54641631
>>54641702
when was there ever a reason to tell your audience to be respectful and nice to potential collab partners? This never had to be said about Hololive collabs or even with most female outsider collabs. VShojo being the exception.
It's totally fine to collab with males but she clearly said it to filter the unicorns beforehand.

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>>54640877
Cute!

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>>54641850
welcome, stay away from the catalog

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>>54641910
Yeah, I noticed.
What a mess.

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>>54641865
She didn't say that.

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>>54641865
>when was there ever a reason to tell your audience to be respectful and nice to potential collab partners?
she has autism

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>>54641455

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Who the fuck is "kanuki ken" and why does she keep mentioning him

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>>54641994
Tokyo Ghoul protagonist. From what I can tell by her husbando list she clearly has a thing for the "I can fix him" types

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Hallo, first time poster. Is she cute or sex?

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>>54641408
Because she made a confusing statement. Nobody can seem to agree on what she meant by it, so speculation runs wild.
Personally I'll just wait and see what happens. (But I do think it was a mistake to be so vague about it.)

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>>54642088
85% cute 5% sex
the remaining 10% is sheer condensed autism

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>Not a single repeat on the JP oshis posted
I have failed to find a pattern

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Guess 13 really is an unlucky number.

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>>54641455
Uto

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>>54641455
I'm a filthy outsider who likes a certain JP indie and am hoping to like my first EN chuuba in Shiori.

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>>54641994
This guy of course

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>>54642148
Classical woman brain moment.

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>>54642088
cute dork

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Her first solo stream will determine her fate.

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>>54641455
Mazono Akira

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She cute.

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>>54640819
her voice is a bit annoying and irritating
why is that?

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>>54641455
I don't watch JP, really, but if you had me at gunpoint I'd say Haachama.
Ame is my EN oshi.

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do you guys accept an anon from /mans/ that got curious and liked what was shown? i can leave if it's too much of a hassle

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My only sticking point with her is Genshin. No Genshin streams please, then we're good.

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>>54642413
You don't need to ask, friend. Just come and stay.
Though I will ask - do you have a vagina?

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>>54642437
>Hololive
>Being able to stream Genshit
lol

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>>54642413
Depends, vestie? fuck off. I'm willing to work with kois and hakkitos though

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>>54641455
Anya

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>>54642413
It's fine

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>>54642413
Nobody's guarding the door here anon, we're all from different fanbases. You're sure to come into conflict with someone here, but that's unavoidable. Eventually things will smooth out when her core audience solidifies. I see no problem.

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>>54642485
>>54642514
no, i liked bettel because of his not sexual innuendo humor

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>>54642437
You can relax, they don't have perms.

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>>54642413
Nigger, >we're not ICE. If you want to post, post. If you don't get the fuck out. Everybody in here came from other threads. Everytthing is fine unless it's /vtwbg/.

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>>54642610
You have no quarrel with me then, sir. Carry on.

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>>54641026
It literally is.

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>>54640819
The average male is so starved for positive attention that even a simple complement will get them to worship you left and right with money tributes.

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>>54641455
not hololive Toru Koshimizu

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>>54642610
Bettelions are highly suspect but get a pass, for now

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>>54641408
Scrambling for scraps to shitpost with after both debuts were some of the smoothest ever seen

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I love my wife Shiori!

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>>54642413
Are you going to preface every post with “as a fan of HoloStars” or some shit?
It’s an anonymous imageboard.

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>>54642768
I made this post

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>>54640819
Just woke up. Watched the debut and love it.

Why are all the incels mad again?

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>>54642822
Stop samefagging

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>>54642863
don't insult my femcel goth wife again or else

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JWU, finally watched her debut. I can't believe we finally got an autistic, nerdy otaku on holoEN.
She's clearly a fangirl in dorky way. Really love her antic so far & her content is niche but not bad, will keep eye of her.

>>54641455
Marine,Korone & fubuki
>>54641865
Telling your audience about boundary early on is pretty based. I don't get why people sperging about this.

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>>54642863
see >>54642148

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>>54641455
熊谷ちさと

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>>54642365
She is trying too hard to sound cute and is obviously failing

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So who was Shiorin before hololive then??

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>>54642821
no, that was the first and last.

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>>54643023
Me.

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Decent debut, couldn't give less of a shit about who she collabs with if I tried; solo content is what makes a streamer. I mostly tune out "good" collabs after an hour and half or so any way. I'm interested in how she'll handle this gig.
>>54642863
The statement at the end. It wasn't super straightforward but I don't think there's really any "wild" speculation when you take her past into account.

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>>54641455
oshii is elite miko. yes. berry berry good mikochi big lovulovu. miko is senpai to berry berry boinboin pretty soldier boinboin shiorin want hug with with ame for boinboin smoother. do you undastan?

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>>54642863
>>54642940
>>54643062
I do think there's one more thing at play here

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I hope a fan gives her a 3d model so she can bounce into 3d and VR content right away

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>>54642990
>Those censors
Ok, you got me. I chuckled.

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I'm cool with anons from any general, EXCEPT for /pcg/. I refuse to be associated with phasefags, especially Pippafags, literally all of them are containment-breaking shitposters who hate Hololive. Need I remind you that all the catalog baitposts about Shiori are made by Phasefags looking to get posted on BVTM, or BVTM himself?

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>"May Two"
ESL confirmed?

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>>54643186
There's also a bunch of shitposting from people that clearly have no real understanding of Hololive since they thought Cover would actually hire someone that's more likely to get into Phase

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>>54643023
Take a single look at the catalog

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Do you believe the thing and are fine with it, or do you believe it's fake

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>>54643062
who the fk is her past, i got a feeling it's an otv person who's also has an annoying voice? am i right?

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I predict this will end up being another situation like Ame where people hate on her debut but come around to her after a while and act like they liked her all along

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>>54643302
an OG EN

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>>54643301
I believe it but dont care I find sluts really hot, too bad she wont go far with the cooming in holo

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>>54643301
low tier rrat that doesn't line up at all

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>>54643372
>doesn't line up at all
What do you mean?

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>>54643186
they're not all like that.

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>>54643186
I'm not from pcg but I like Pippa. I'm sorry you feel that way about her but that won't stop me from posting here since I really liked Shiori's debut.

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>>54643333
and then hate her again after male collabs
you are actually spot on, it's just like Ame

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>>54643301
the what

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>>54643347
am i right or what, leave bread crumbs please,
this bitch is too new

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>>54643408
Yeah seriously Pippa would cut her legs off to sniff one Watame farts and theres no reason anyone hates Hololive.

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>>54643301
Stop vagueposting, holy shit

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>>54643459
I'm pretty sure it's outright posted in almost every single catalog thread about her

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>>54643399
the girl in the original /b/ thread said she would need "better quality Equipment" to do more, why would she say that when Moe was already an established streamer with hi-fi equipment. Plus the girl has terrible VA and doesn't speak the same as Moe

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>grasseater's spawn Made It
My sincere congratulations. Survivor level 100 right here

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>>54643459
Know what, sure, I'll eat a bonk for you, I don't care.
I've been right twice so far. I was right for 3/4 of Tempus 1 and 2 and I'm about to be 3/4 right for Advent with Nerissa being the only question mark.

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>>54640862
Hey another fanbase here, these posts are distracting some some faggot we want to sodomize?

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>>54643301
The audio is not fake but the posts bother me more anyway even if it was a LARP
Fresh start and all that I guess but I'm already backing away

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>>54643415
Don't worry about it. Nobody can stop anyone else from participating so might as well just try to be friendly. There's always going to be someone who hates you just because they had a poor experience with another dude in your fanbase. (I'm a sapling and I'm sure plenty of people think we're ass.)

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>>54643568
Thank you Anon. I'll take your word for it.
Global treated me like a shitposter/anti but I really wanted peace of mind.

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>>54640819
You skipped Page 16.

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>>54643301
I don't know about it and I don't care. My oshi is Fauna. I know something about mentally ill doxxfags shitting things up on debut.
Don't worry, your average drama tourist has the attention span of a gold fish. As long as she does a good job in Hololive and avoids drama she'll be fine.

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waiting for comfy audible streams to fall asleep to

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>>54643568
Same tone/voice. It's my headcanon she made it after getting abused by the harem owner. Deal with it.

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>>54643369
>>54643611
now im really curious but dont know where to start, what you lot talking about?

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>>54643600
This is ban worthy now? I thought rule 1 only prohibits roommates, not previous vtuber personas?

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Shiorin is pretty cute

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>>54643611
>the posts bother me more anyway even if it was a LARP
Thank you for your response too Anon. I was also bothered that nobody else seemed to feel this way.

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Shiorin tweet when...

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>>54643735
Where's the Shiori~n soundpost?

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>>54643600
thank you for your sacrifice,
i kneel

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>>54643600
Tldr on Momoki?

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>>54643695
The tone and way of speaking aren't the same, and I can find dime a dozen /b/ whores whispering into their shitty iPhones that sound almost the same as the girl in the audio

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>>54643695
Anon, her voice really isn't unique
It really isn't

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>>54641389
Kill yourself

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>>54643784
Ignore the Beryl parts because it isn't her. >>54413120

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What are we expecting for the unarchived karaoke next week?

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>>54643799
>>54643825
I don't care. She's not a 1view sadgirl anymore that hopped youtube channels no less than 2 times after dealing with grasslord, you can't take that away from me.

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>>54641865
>be respectful to my friends
Isn't that a normal thing to say? I am autistic btw.

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>>54643874
Shit that's rough

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>>54643741
probably because most people don't know what you're talkin' about.

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>>54640819
Will she cover Chris chan and obscure gore lesbian visual novels?

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Finally watched, so much autism.
I like her

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>>54643644
It's chapter 1 page 1. It was previously discussed we would restart pages with each new chapter, but nove1337z had a change of heart so now we're doing it this way.

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>>54643926
You usually say it if there was, is, or will be an issue.
You don't just randomly tell people to be respectful to your friends out of the blue.

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>>54641865
>when was there ever a reason to tell your audience to be respectful and nice to potential collab partners?
There is a reason collab beggars are considered cancer in the community.

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Any /lit/fag ITT? What do you think of her book choices? Any interesting pick?

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>>54643881
ogey

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>>54643761

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>>54643980
I think it's about all the vocaroos from som /vyt/ femanon that were a mix of horny acting and shitposting. IDK I'm running on four hours of sleep right now.

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>>54644097
Seems fairly mainstream picks.

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>>54644097
The second one is the only stand out for me. The rest are pretty common (IMO of course)

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>>54643186
A significant chunk is 2views seething because I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHIORI REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>54644097
Im a chumbud I cant read but now I really really want to try

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>>54644113
Perfect.

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>>54644092
Wouldn't it be tragic if she meant to address the homobeggars because she didn't want to collab with males but made it sound the complete opposite?

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>>54644097
Most hardcore lit people don't actually read that much. She just has specific tastes which is common among actual avid readers.

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>>54644199
>I cant read

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>>54644185
Wasent that what happened with some tranny that projected all her hate at the chicken and started paying people to anti her here?

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>>54643874
Grim

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>>54641455
twapi

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>>54644097
Mostly just common classic stuff which is nice, probably nitpicked them for the debut sheet because other mystery books can be weird and would probably rile tweetfags up so she probably just played it safe and put up titles that people would recognize.
The take away is that she actually has a taste in books and isn't just a rando that reads 1 books every 2 years to keep the "avid reader" status on her twitter bio.

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Cute GFE goth girl

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>>54644097
She likes mystery novels, nothing too out there or unusual, but she didn't exactly pick anything bad. Perfectly normal taste but not particularly based

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>>54644097
I've read a few Agatha Christie, pretty good. She was like the Pepsi to Arthur Conan Doyle's Coke. Hercule Poirot was the main detective over Sherlock Holmes, they both had their side kick dude, Poirot is Belgium and Holmes is British.
The tl;dr is she likes murder mysteries, specifically the classics.

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>>54644405
As much as I like that she actually reads books. I wonder what they saw in her that'll make or break her status. She didn't sing or seem to suggest being able to dance well, so how will idol status come into play.

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>>54643722
She used to post on 4chan about how she would get a train of guys run on her, along with some ERP vocaroos

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DEEPTHROAT QUEEN

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>>54644291
Orcschizo, the lunatic who was literally cycling to McDonalds to use the free wifi to ban evade because Kiara “stole her spot”

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>>54642413
Post tits.

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>>54644435
>Marry your goth g/f
>Living in a haunted mansion togther
>Raise man eating plants
>Dump boiling oil on solicitors
>Have a couple delightfully precocious children
>Practive fencing with your butler

Damn....a man can dream

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>>54644511
She'll be like Fauna in that idol activities will not be her strong suit, but still a good streamer. (Hopefully.)

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>>54644528
As in how it happened, or how she'd want it to happen? The latter lines up perfectly with a stinky early 20s femanon's weird fantasies.

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>>54640819
Novelites, I might have broken your shiorin. She might have read this and went along with it in her debut.
>>54478001
Don't you worry guys. I'll take responsibility and fix her.

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>>54644511
idk anon, she has a karaoke stream this week already so that might be it, kinda weird that she didn't do the classic sing at debut but the debut was only 45 minutes too so they might be doing debuts slightly differently this time

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>>54644061
Probably not out of the blue for her considering containment-breaking fags, so she wanted to get that out of the way. Should not have been vague though.

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Thoughts?

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>>54644732
I hope Advent has good chemistry.

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>>54644732
Cute pet

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>>54644732
a real cutie

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>>54644528
yeah im currently reading the jp thread, i shouldve visited jp when i was still watching kizuna back then. didnt think there was a vtuber thread in there. people say its Enkidu but others say its moe. honestly i dont care at this point, but if you want to make your own opinion. use this as reference for the voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GUyv1iFok

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>>54644528
people will believe literally anything they read on /vt/

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>>54644510
Doyle was writing way before Christie. Tell me you don't read without telling me you don't read.

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>>54644761
So Shori took time to say everyone was a different sort of pet of hers and she kicked off the debuts so is it safe to say shes positioned as the group leadder?

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>>54644732
I'm going to consume the rock candy

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>>54644667
The former, but who knows how much of it was larping or if she's just a gigaslut

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>>54643877
Unarchived means English songs, so I'm expecting the EXACT same setlist as Fauna. Screenshot this, you know I'm right.

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>>54644528
rrat level: weak

>>54644697
From what we know of her past, singing is not her strong suit. Not terrible, just not particularly strong.

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>>54644808
I read but I put them both in the same bucket of "Really fucking old/Pre-WWII". I'm still wrong though, my bad. That would make Agatha Christie a homage to Doyle?

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>>54644821
She's the designated gen leader, this much was clear since the trailer dropped. But then again, Ame and Bae were supposed to be leaders too so it doesn't really matter.

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>>54644860
Nobody who unironically talks about how Kaneki Ken is their husbando is getting fucked dude.

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>>54644732
Yum

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>>54644732
I thought she was the leader, but it seems like Shiorin is? I'm curious to see how she and Shiorin interact. She can speak Japanese but Shiorin didn't give any signs that she's able to do that well.

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>>54642080
What did Ken do that she didn't like? Impregnate the main love interest? Die?

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>>54644774
The only Enkidu Im aware of is from F:GO

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>>54644959
Whores also don't read books

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>>54644945
>"Really fucking old/Pre-WWII"
lol, as a /his/ anon this made me smile

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>>54644998
/b/ whore who would post in audio threads

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>>54644732
Would make a great manzai pair with Shiori

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>>54644945
Your comparison works well other anon is just a megafaggot. Doyle is the original to really set the pattern of detective fiction (there's some earlier stuff by Poe tho). Christie would further revitalize and put her own twists on that template.

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>>54644989
Maybe the schizo arc when he temporarily becomes a a villain. But he still has a happy ending as far as I can remember, so it's weird.

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>>54642631
What's so particularly wrong with /vtwbg/?
t. Someone who used to write there a bit

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>>54644697
Technically, Bijou didn't sing one either and did a premiere.

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>>54644097

I'm a librarian (and really want to debut as a library themed Britbong someday) and her takes are very goth, Du Maurier especially, and she's definitely into mystery and darker crime. Journey to the River Sea is beautiful and a really underrated older junior novel, so it sounds like she enjoys something comfy between all that crime! The older men who borrow Galbraith from here love murder and edge.

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does anyone know how to find an autistic chick like her irl? she's genuinely my type to a T, but I feel like these kinda chicks would never go outside, and perhaps never make a dating profile. autistic shit like eating with scissors and sending pics of things that fascinate her is exactly my kinda woman.

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>>54645562
Find your local Hot Topic and camp outside of it while eating with scissors yourself. Hopefully a kindred spirit will notice you.

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>>54645521
>and really want to debut as a library themed Britbong someday
Male or female? Please advertise /here/ if the latter, I would love to follow a vtuber in my timezone with these credentials.

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She's totally going to do some great ace attorney streams if she hasn't already played the games, right?

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who will start recommending her wh40k stuff via superchats

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>>54645562
Unironically, get into games like Genshin or Honkai.
I met my fiance in a genshin con

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>>54645666
She might be too autistic about Sherlock Holmes to stand for things like loli Watson or Herlock Sholmes being an idiot savant.

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>>54645562
Unironically probably the internet

>>54645666
I was hoping for holoEN AA streams forever but nobody ever delivered. I figured at least Kronii would have played it

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>>54645562
lit roleplaying websites

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>>54645169
That's the anime original content.

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>In two days I'll be looking at zoomed in parasites while I have my dinner
I don't think I'm built for this, sorry bros...

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>>54645729
i mean she basically said she self inserts as a female watson so a loli wouldn't be that far off

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>>54645562
Brother, we are boned. These women turn into cat ladies after a couple of failed relationships and never look back. They just can't be bothered with people. (I can commiserate, but it's still sad.)

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>>54645562
met my cosplayer menhera ex during college.

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>>54645562
If I knew the answer I wouldn't be /here/

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>>54645746
Ouch, I'm been outed as an anime-only fake fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645767
The weakest Novelite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54644245
i didn't say homobeggars.
I said collab beggars.
Collab beggars of all kinds are a blight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645715
>>54645562
your best chance imo, genshin has become really popular with autismo girls because of shipping. i play genshin since release, i know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54641455

[Anonymous No.]

>>54644528
It's not her. It was a trap doing the vocaroos loli requests.
If you find the original threads in the archives and try to search by image hash+filename the pics used by the original poster, you'll find most of the loli threads he partecipated in and he posted his face and dick in a few of them.
Unless Shiori is a troon, it's not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645715
>Sex haver
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645562
Unironically genshin or watch some popular shonen anime that has a lot of female fans (like jujutsu kaisen, tokyo revenger, BNHA,etc).
you will get a plenty of autistic woman if you're lucky.
especially if you have shown interest on their interest and NEVER show disgust about what they're into. you're pretty much locked & they will flock into you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645715
ANON IS A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646369
ok but where the fuck are they IRL

[Anonymous No.]

I am curious, any ex-sanalites /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646413
Go to a con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646413
Join anime clubs at your local school/college. If you've made it to adulthood without finding one you're kinda fucked, but you can still try looking at conventions and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646413
visit con or join anime club, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645256
No anon, just avin a laff. What did you write? Countries, inhabitants? I was having a blast reading that but I'm too ESL to contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646486
I'm fucked, but to any novelites that are still in school, basically any nerdy girl is like this. I work in education, and the amount of socially awkward girls that are oddly into Genshin is staggering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54644097
>Menhera
>Mystery book lover
Reminds me of my Ex too much, bitch was paranoid af about everything i did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646362
>>54646399
If my fiance can have her male oshi then I can certainly have my female oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if Shiori is not crazy, the art is still very sex. I will not retreat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645562
The best place is University/College, at the anime society if they have one although I found most of mine at the Heavy-Metal society though. Otherwise just go to anime conventions/meet ups

[Anonymous No.]

shes so cuuuuuuuuuuuute

definitely my new oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646674
Cute Shiori art when though

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646870
Delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647022
her boob strap is very nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647087
>>54647022
>>54646570
all this beautiful art, i want to draw her but i cant

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646870

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646558
Women who are genuinely into animanga /otaku stuff (especially the yumejoshi & fujoshi kind) tend to be socially awkward and autistic to some extent.
Genshin, HSR and tears of themis popularity + advent of social media simply exposed them.
I actually prefer them over women who are into anime because of kawaii aesthetic or yuri, because the latter tend to be more menhera, actual whores and insufferable SJW bitches if they're yuri fangirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>54644511
She can play the piano. There's a lot of potential there.

[Anonymous No.]

post that black and white one with the lollipop sticking out of her mouth, i love that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647140
Try anyway, even just on paper and pencil.
Drawing always starts from somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we still petition a fanname change? "Novelites" doesn't roll off the tongue that well. Something like "Pupils" can work better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646870
Kjut

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647227
What if she doesn't want to?

[Anonymous No.]

I expected someone tryharding at being better Fauna(bad)
I've got someone trying to be better Fauna (good)
this and the fact that her speech mannerisms remind me of Mori are big red flags though
hope she fixes whatever makes her mic sound grating when she makes s" noises

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up and got around to watching the VOD. Voice isn't ideal but has a good hint of crazy in it, and her personality is just right. Overall I think I'm happy with how she turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647227
Yup, she said she's open to changing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647281
i just can't see what would entice somebody to eat off of somethign as sharp as a pair of scissors
it's like eating with the knife instead of using it to cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
Thank you, as someone who eats using a knife like a fork, you have helped me understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
But she said it wasn't sharp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
she might actually be menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647384
have you ever cut your tongue with the knife
i feel like that would happen often if i did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647227
This, novelites just sounds weird.
Pupil or Apprentices sounds better.
Maybe if people mention her on Twitter and talk about that in her chat, she might change it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
i'm 99% sure it's some vtuber marketing bullshit
>hey, for your debut come up with some edgy bullshit people would talk about, since they don't know anything about you that in a year nobody would remember about

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
I've never seen somebody eat with a pair of scissors. Is that an american thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647430
No, you either pull the food off the knife with your lips (for fruit, for example) or you angle it so the edge is pointing up away from the tongue, then you can lick it safely (for things like Jam).
It would take a significant amount of force to cut your tongue on a knife from the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647306
The "s" (as well as "th" and "f") sound issue is sibilance. Requires dulling lower frequencies or simpler things like point the mic at an angle or speaking from further away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647343
Than we keep pestering her to change it anyway, until she steps on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54646537
Oh a bit of this a bit of that. Many of the /who/ stories as well as one of their animals. Also pretty much everything on /MANS/ unless someone else picked it up since I left.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645562
unironically, conventions
local convention fb/telegram/discord groups etc
people i've met are generally average-looking and are suprisingly not the fat sterotypical congoer social recluse that you might think are
well, at least in my country

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647473
I've eaten with a knife only before (just the regular ol' steak knife)
I've never heard of scissors though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647646
Finally the king is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
I will try it out and let you know
Initially I thought she was talking about munching on a pair of scissors for fun and I was kinda confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
wdym, just eat off the flat of the blade. poor people used to just eat off their knives rather than buy cutlery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I had a habit of, hm, swallowing things and then jumping off the stage
>It was simply too fun...putting things in the mouth and offing them

I choose to believe these parts of the Smas Bros Brawl section of her debut were also intended to be references to the blowjob memes in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori is a Femcel who had male friends who never saw her as more then a friend
>I'm an intelligent who had female friends who never saw me as more then a friend

Neither of us will be virgins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647657
Ok but how fit do I have to be to have a shot? I've lost 50 lbs this last year, but I'm still weighing in at 250.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647346
Maybe she saw that guy on Breaking Bad want to cut pizza with scissors and thought it was cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648093
*incel
Damn redditor autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

Hope she isn't one of those that want to "change hololive culture" like Ollie and Mori. I'm fine with unique content, but I think every member should have respect for hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648097
Most menheras care more about a guy that's willing to put up with her shit and take care of her than his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647629
Been a while. How have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

Penpalbros...am I the only one left who wants this fan name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648097
The more important question is how it’s distributed. 150 pounds with a beer gut is way less attractive than say 200-250 but it’s better distributed. I’m 6’2 and even though I weigh more than some of my shorter friends they look way fatter than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645663

I'm (cis) female and once things at home have settled (my mum hasn't been well) I'd really like to be someone who can appeal to people who are in this timezone! I will remember this, so thank you and enjoy the other debuts! I would do it just to get a bunch of people into Convenience Store Woman and Earthlings because they're both AMAZING

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647431
>>54648218
Someone from global also suggested "Novelties"
Seems to be a good compromise if she's still attached to the "Novelites" fan name

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648238
Yeah distribution is a very big factor.
I'm 6'0 and 200 pounds and I barely look chubby (a decent part of that is muscle too).
My brother is 6'6 and 180 pounds but he looks like a pregnant stickman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54641702
She didn't, just every fucking retard on this board is now upset at the thought that their mentally ill goth gf turned out to be a comfy streamer who *gasp* might collab with dudes, which means that obviously she can't be their exclusive waifu to fill the emotional hole in their souls and that they're literally being cucked by a girl who would definitely date them.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I liked her but this general already seems pretty suspect.
You guys aren't worse then kronii's general right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54640819
She would have been so perfect with Ame's model

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
Despite her faults I like Kronii and I think she is someone who learns from her fuckups and tries to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
Would you like to elaborate on what the fuck this even means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
This is /whouuu∞/

[Anonymous No.]

bros i never watch a chuuba that gave me such dilemma..

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
The golden age of /∞/ will happen again here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
>/mans/fags
>/pcg/fags
>/soc/fags
They already are

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
I like Kronii's general, I hang out there even though I'm not a kronie

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648570
Haven't seen a collection of horny greentexts and fanfiction yet. This doesn't even have a fraction of /∞/ horny power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
Than post in /hlgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647518
No, it’s a Kaela thing, according to Zeta. I find it odd how Cover managed to stumble into two people who do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648617
I've visited but they keep namefagging and I have no idea what or who they talk about - it sure aint kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648661
>the archiver chuuba thread doesn't have an archive of horny greentexts and fanfiction
It's literally over... I guess there's only so much you can do with just throat fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648764
Leave it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648093
Don't be stupid anon. Her male friends that are single are probably all orbiters. That's just how thing are these days

[Anonymous No.]

ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648738
They mostly get horny for one writefag girl who also keeps an archive of fics there were evgen jokes that she's Shiori and the rest of the namefags I don't even know about apart from Gabe who I know about against my will

[Anonymous No.]

>>54645562
lol you are asking the most virgin board on this site for dating advice

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking from experience, an autistic yumejoshi like her probably swore off real male relationship.

.t has a sister and female friends like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648267
Thanks for the recommendations. I will try to look for librarian-themed britbong indies posted on /vt/ then. Best wishes to your mother!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else think she sounds almost EXACTLY like Selen? They’re extremely similar in speech tone and mannerisms. I couldn’t stop thinking that watching the debut and it was driving me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
We're a mixed bunch, and will remain that way for a good while. There's no point in trying to gauge thread quality yet.

[Anonymous No.]

It was worth getting up at 3 am today
Had to catch Fauna's Karaoke as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648880
An orbiter can never touch the object they orbit around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649127
I thought she sounded more similar to Enna.

[Anonymous No.]

is this where the riiflings went?

[Anonymous No.]

So... Cutebros won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649127
>>54649209
I hope this doesn't offend anyone but her voice reminds me of Pippa

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649019
It's more helpful to ask people who are in a similar situation. If you ask Chad Thundercock, he'll just tell you to "just be yourself lmao" because that works for him.

>>54649050
This. Hermit men and hermit women, never shall the two meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649368
why would you say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649127
I've heard people say she sounds like Pomu, Melody, Miori...
Like do you guys just not actually spend time listening to other vtubers? She sounds nothing like anyone has compared her to, aside from the obvious origin point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649390
Because it kind of sounds like Pippa speaking in a deeper voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649258
I am a riifling and an innocent man but it's really not relevant here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649437
>Miori
whoever said that is genuinely a deaf faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649114

Thank you!! Also sliding you Confessions by Kanae Minato if you're into darker stuff and suspense, have a good day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649437
I’m not convinced Selen and her aren’t sisters irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649437
she sounds more like a slightly lower pitched lilypichu than any of those 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649258
the what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649301
It was stupid to think otherwise when she had Shiori~n in her profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648443
She's certainly not very good at the improving part

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649301
yeah she's 100% cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>54649301
More like dorkbros won.
>tries to preemptively damage control future collabs
>only manages to make people confused and outraged for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650137
they are not people they are catalog niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650058
>Has gotten better at singing
>Has gotten better at dancing
>No more male collabs (to be confirmed)
>Doesn't hide her tits anymore
>Fanservice
It will be a long road but you're just hating her for hate's sake if you can't see she's trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650137
I'm just glad this place isn't horny general like kronii's was for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650137
ignore the schizos they'll literally find anything to complain about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650315
A little thirst is healthy, but as always things can goo too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54647657
>>54646710
>>54646369
>>54646071
>>54645715
original anon here, I was expecting a lot more flak lmao

>genshin
my goodness I really hope I won't have to stoop this low. I've finished uni, so I'm guessing my best bet is some anime con. I work in STEM too, but somehow I've never ran into one of these diamonds, except once over the internet in a random online game(yes, we met up), but six months in she turned out to be infected with the sjw mind-virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650137
Just like muh greeg tregidis XDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650315
I knew the coomerfags would leave after her debut. Hopefully the throatfag and ryonafag stay away too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650483
Posts like that just keep those people interested anon.
You have much to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650273
She is already tainted, there is no such thing as becoming pure again, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

Lesbian sisters, it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650667
He actually wants the coomers to stay. In every Shyang there is a bit of Shying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650750
Past life doesn't matter, every girl talk to boys in high-school
Don't be such a fag about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650269
>>54650336
Respectfully, her statement left me confused too. I'm willing to wait and see where this goes, but I think it would have benefited her to be less vague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650750
A Lia/Milfy (mostly the latter) level NTR stream is a permanent taint.
What Kronii did was stupid but it just a stumble on the path.
I'll be enjoying my snarky gap moe big titty clock woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650949
A few coomers are of great benefit to the thread, they comb the art tags for everyone else and post images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650667
No, I'm pretty sure the sexposting is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54648399
As long as namefags don't take over, I think we'll be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651106
You think im not gonna just imagine the "{plap plap get me pregnant" stuff in her canon voice now or something? Hell if anything im even more into at this point since I wanna be a proper fan

[Anonymous No.]

Wait so is Nyakuza the fan mascot?

[Anonymous No.]

I get a slightly fake not like other girls vibe from her Debut, she just lists favourite cartoons and games as things she's "played or watched at somepoint" but could barely explain them and it feels very much like she's just picked things her "character goth gf model" would like. Can anyone confirm her PL had different tastes? She went on Audible and binged "the most gothic crime books" before debut, absolutely. She reeks of fake girl who would pretend to like things for male validation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651392
I thought they were bloop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
Books are probably real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
This is what goes on in the mind of a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
she was very nervous and had 45 minutes to go through everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
except she elaborated on the books so you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651492
>>54651892
>>54651942
dont feed him please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651942

That she listened to on Audible a month before debut, then contradicts herself and says she's a "book gal" later despite not reading any

she didn't have time to buy or even borrow the books so Audible was convenient, you're going to be sorely disappointed in a few months if you really believe anyone dorky is a self-proclaimed dork 10 x times and fakes uwu voices, but that's moids for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54651410
I'll check her PL. This whole wave of livers smell really fishy sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652113
>>54652083
Be less obvious please, this is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

If she’s /here/ I pray for her

[Anonymous No.]

Who's baccon?

[Anonymous No.]

The past life shittry is supposed to end after the debut anons. It's indulged before but the mods are gonna come down hard on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652113
>PL
at least be less obvious Nijisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652083
>>54652113
the point of bait is to not be obvious about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652211
Mumei could give her good advice on how to handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652481
Like not coming /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652204

Except I'm not, be less butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>54642863
She wants to collab with the Homostars

[Anonymous No.]

she deserves headpats bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>54650971
She did several homo collabs and most of them just for Vesper. It's impossible for her to shake that off as just a little oopsie. Not to mention betraying her fans trust for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

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>>54652916

[Anonymous No.]

>>54652533
lol, you thought I was accusing you of samefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54653279

Yeah I did ;__;