/hag/ canine edition

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Don't forget that Shiori is a hag too!

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>>54640365
Yes, no matter what catalognigs say.

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>>54640878
idk how old NM was/is but I'll take you guys word for it until some definitive proof of age comes across my eyeline

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>>54640269
>Another canine hag added to the group
HAG BROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

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>>54640365
yup, we eating good

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>>54641838
How long ago when we say "first ENtuber?" Ai I think was around 2014-17, so probably round those years. Definitely not 2020 el-mao

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No dying yet!

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>page 8
good lord

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>>54644269
I said...no dying!

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I-I don't think we'll make it bros...

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>>54645805
sorry I usually keep the thread alive but my oshi is streaming right now (not picrel)
will get back to hagposting soon

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>>54645947
Who then? Part of the medley I assume?

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Imagine getting to be the first holoEN hag before Ina, not that any of her fanbase give a shit anyway

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>>54646033
not gonna say

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God I wish Noraneko was a hag, she hangs out with Fumi enough

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>>54647479
At least head canon makes her a hag, she has the GET ME PREGNANT meme going for her. Still needs to be seen how she behaves

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Chances the dog twins are proficient in Japanese?

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Kiara had a HoloTori meetup, we need a HoloCanine meetup
So many hags all in one place

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>>54649045
First they need to make the unit. If Polka isn't interested I'm afraid it's not gonna happen

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i just realized that canine hags are very common. i wonder why

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Hi

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>>54649637
morning

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>>54649300
Lots of dog lovers in Japan apparently
Though cats are the most common pet over there
Only cats in Hololive are Okayu and Botan

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>>54649637
Hello there

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>>54652430
a very weird looking cat she is

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>>54652430
you forgot foob

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HoloHags Tonight!
Friend eating grapes ASMR
https://youtu.be/cs_y6-X4F2g
Marine Girls Generation Birthday Live!!
https://youtu.be/AqEqeiqskEI
HoloAmongus after a long time
https://youtu.be/oWW_vXWFOv4
https://youtu.be/WSkdIpP48cg
https://youtu.be/MmfCsxftoyQ
https://youtu.be/GbnM0-7iMK8
Ela Tricky Towers w/ moona
https://youtu.be/_mzhIPhOxag
Watame Night Fever #108
https://youtu.be/Dmfn0AmQsSE
Mio Members healing ASMR
https://youtu.be/VHJXCTYBcVI
Wrapping up with Lui's Midnight Radio
https://youtu.be/kuZt5Za8ihg
Recent HoloHag covers and orisongs!
Marine new banger
https://youtu.be/KfZR9jVP6tw
Lui Demon Lord cover
https://youtu.be/kP59dc8GmH8
https://youtu.be/RKkRB5do648
There was also lots of good hag karaokes in the relay. I recommend Soras!
https://youtu.be/t7jHb6ihTFU
Been a crazy weekend. Fingers crossed for GGN travelers tonight!

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>>54653702
thanks as always

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>>54652543
Lions are classified as felines and “big cats”
Which also means she’s got big everything
Fun fact, lions can’t purr but they can do other sounds to show content happiness

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Don't forget about the HoloAmogus with Hags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmfCsxftoyQ

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>>54655603
I'm already there. Though I switch between POV because I like impostor gameplay kek

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>>54655828
So the only way to prevent Botan from killing the imposters is to target her immediately! Now that's a sign of fear

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>>54656112
That's a sign of killing the one that actually has reasoning skills first

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based kakage knows i love lui
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1685592110421172224?s=20

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>>54657584
そうでない場合は、今すぐ実行してください。

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>>54640365
still too early but I want to believe

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speaking of Amogus, I want a repeat of Nepolabo x Myth. That has a special place in my heart. That was where(?) both gens solidified their sistership.

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>>54641936
Why the fuck are so many kemonomimi hags?

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>>54661238
to imply that older women want to breed like animals

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>>54661238
because they're on heat

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>>54661238
So you can treat them like pets

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>>54662862
*in heat

>>54664474
Delicious picture.

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>>54666295
Hags are so horny they don't respect grammar rules

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>>54666907
El-mao. They're dying to teach grammar to their potential kids...ours.

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treat the sisters well, they may be extra horny now that they're dogs

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Pochi is cooking something
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1685667744791064576

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Sex

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>>54671559
No bangs Lui?! Cute!

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>>54648745
100%

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>>54648745
If we're lucky, they're japanese

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Pass the booze hagbros!

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>>54675100
What are you drinking for?

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>>54676385
You can always find a reason to drink. And if you don't wine tastes good anyway

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>>54676642
I prefeer champagne or cider. I wish I could get into alcohol, seems like a fun hobby

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>>54653702
wait I didn't know soda was a hag? though she was in her early 20s

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>>54677128
More of a side activity, especially in social settings. But since it's pretty cheap and good here it doesn't hurt to have a couple of bottles by yourself every once in a while kek

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>>54677318
eugene as well

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>>54677587
She never gets posted though... I guess it's mostly because she doesn't have a proper fanbase since she's staff

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>>54677587
nice, good to know

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>>54677318
Is pic just over 30 or there's something more to it? I'm curious

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>>54678430
pic is 25-30, most likely on the higher end

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>>54678980
Oh so she's just a cake then... No motherly attitude, no love for babies... Nothing yet

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>>54679114
not yet, but the possibility is there. Trust the process.

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>>54679319
I hope so. Anything that makes takosharts seethe is good in my book. Until then she's a cake

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>>54679114
>No motherly attitude, no love for babies... Nothing yet
But enough about Subaru and Koyori.

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>>54679575
You're right, I don't care for either one of them as well. Also Subatomo fucked off after a couple of threads anyway and Joshu mostly hornypost

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>>54679114
she is lamy forma de negro. atleast, that's some of the vibes i got. lamy is more troublesome tho

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>>54679887
Lamy had some nice panties on during the summer stream.

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>>54677405
This
Pretty nice feel when at a summer bbq, partial to sake myself (though it’s an “ojisan” drink in JP)
Most JP hags like shochu highballs and super fruity stuff like yuzu sours if at all
Salarymen or burnt out OL’s drink whiskey or Strong Zero

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>>54679887
What does even mean?

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>>54680396
I swore off hard alcohol since it almost killed me when I was 18 kek

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>>54687448
sadly she isnt one...

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>>54687591
yeah I know...
posted in the wrong thread.

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>>54691504
date night hag....

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Why are joshubros so horny when koyori isn’t sexy at all

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>>54694104
you can just say you want sexy koyo pics, anon

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>>54694104
her rm isn’t but her model is

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hag bump
sigh.....more chuubas mean 5 (4) more potential threads filling up the catalog and 5 more times the amount of hogwash of bait, shitposting, drama, etc.....I'm starting to become propitious to some solutions whether it'd be /vtg/ or some form of moderation to cut down the amount of generals and spilts

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>>54696535
>/vtg/
kek, imagine

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he just doesn't miss
>>54697484
someone said 1-2 threads back that we're reaching /v/ levels and Idk how much longer I can doubt that

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>>54698979
Things will come down in a week or two after the shitposters move on to their next target.

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>>54698979
https://files.catbox.moe/lyclag.png
I bring this offering to /hag/.

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>>54698979
I think /vt/ is past beyond /v/ and closer to /pol/. Taking the speed and contain break of both, there are still dozens of vtubers threads on /jp/ despite this board being created to stop the vtubeposting in /jp/. I feel that Mods dont know and dont care about this forsaken board

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>>54699933
Damn that’s a fat bush
Probably the thickest Varnis ever drew
Love how artists just all agree that Mio has a total forest down there

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>>54700742
>I feel that Mods dont know and dont care about this forsaken board
can't blame them honestly, this board has to be one of the worst in 4chin

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>>54702128
It was expected, it's basically a board for e-celebs

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>>54700742
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>>54702914
Literally fed to the dogs, the only moderation who care enough to come here willingly almost all have an pure agenda of fucking shit up worse and cultivating the cesspool tourists regard us as

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I love my darrrrrrrrrling!

>>54694441
Probably just my personal preferences, but her RM is really cute

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>>54700742
>there are still dozens of vtubers threads on /jp/ despite this board being created to stop the vtubeposting in /jp/.
It's nothing more than a refugee camp for fretful, banal foes refusing to conform or identify with here. They're combined threads are nothing more than magnified cancer when the low IP count gets active on a board that doesn't want them there

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>>54704987
For me it's Mio thick and motherly body

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>>54707335
Mio is one of the best cases of a 1:1 model holy shit. Does unspeakable things to the heart

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>>54707515
I wish her model was more accurate to her figure though

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>>54703964
They(or at least some of them) are at the head of this movement to make vt unicorn and schizo central. A place to house their inner Oshi No Ko killer. They don't wanna discuss chuubas, they wanna monopolize em.

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>>54708514
>make vt unicorn
Though the catalog threads are made by slut lovers according to the leaks that I cannot post without getting 3day'd

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>Your oshi
>Shill her music
NOW

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>>54707335
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>>54708403
I can't truly say if she'd make a wonderful mother, but God I'd want to find out

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Hags are made for petting and calling them a good girl

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>>54709499
What are the best advices to train your hag?

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>>54709574
Positive reinforcement, if they do something you like you give them an award, over time they associate that action with the consequence
Like if you give walkies to your hag and make them squirt after in bed they’ll eventually soak their panties the moment you put the leash on

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>>54709295
But my oshi isn’t a hag

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Hag saggers? Hag saggers
https://files.catbox.moe/t3dlcs.jpeg

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>>54711260
I need some on my face

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Sorry bros, Ravencroft is also a missed prospect.....the twins are left for potential hag inductions

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>>54715436
this is the only that's sounded like hag too...

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>>54716014
she likes cooking and cleaning and 80s music too...

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>>54715436
>80's music
>eurobeat
>2000's touhou music
>musicals
>likes cooking and cleaning
I have some hope here...

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>>54716014
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>>54717057
she's up there, but not past 30....at least she'll ripen well

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I really want to stay up and watch the dog twins but I can barely stay awake...

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>>54717254
she's a subscriber to the miosha nopan lifestyle too... goddamit

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>>54717254
>>54718034
do you know who is hse?

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>>54714563
Same
https://files.catbox.moe/vk2e69.jpeg

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>Macross
Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta Pls not delta

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>>54716934
>>54717057
80’s music is popular among zoomeers too though now it’s shifting to 90’s and JNCO jeans

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>>54719084
>now
To be honest the good 80's music never died

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>>54717254
Proofs?

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Hag bros...

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she's C. Myers (can't say the full name because people are probably spamming). She had spent her time as Mom0ki but it was honestly pretty mediocre alongside her music and VA work. I'm curious as to where she's going now that she'll get a paycheck
>Hololive is an idol company
Uh-oh....NPC behavior

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>>54721495
It's an Idol company and does shady stuff as any idol company

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>>54721495
She's pretty cute, has she ever mentioned her age?

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>>54722063
Retard alert.

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>>54722956
>Thinks all Idol companies are the same
Literally the idol company that the girls mentioned to be similar to on the early days has their talents almost naked and making out with each other

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IT'S TIME ANONS. LET'S PRAY FOR THE BEST

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>>54723484
Your sentence is nigh incomprehensible, please try again.

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>>54725460
Try watching streams and idol groups.

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>>54724489
I don't give a rats ass who they were before. I care about the now.

Also You didn't look down Mio's shirt right?

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hags on the telly?

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>>54726332
>I don't give a rats ass who they were before. I care about the now.
Who they were before literally tells you if they're hags, so you should care

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>>54726800
>Sounds like a Baby

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>>54727484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejnSO7E6_fA&t=13273s maybe...

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>>54726695
hags on the fucking telly

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If it's them I guess it's gonna be similar to Luna's situation

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>>54728997
seems so. They're really putting on the act. Nevertheless, I will accept new hags

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>>54729175
I will accept them on my bed

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>>54725460
shut the fuck up polnigger before I get the bots ready for the next poll

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>>54728997
Hags will always be hags

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God if this what the first EN Hags sounds like then I refuse EN at all. Sound like adults and not be trapped in Luna's hell.

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Collared bros?

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>>54729727
They're not for everyone, we already knew this, the GGN girls did the same voice and never broke character. I'll probably not gonna watch them but I still hope they're hags

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>>54729727
>>54731701
This is the purgatory we've been placed in for years. You either get swashbuckler, weed smoking, liquor drinkers akin to roasties, mediocracy or JP crossers who pose good potential only to squander it. The talent pool is so much more bottlenecked

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>>54733119
not to mention this years scouting already being ass. I can't imagine how bad things must get if you're having to scrape off the top percentile to give people jobs. Everyone of these girls were immediately recognized

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I LOVE THESE HAGS AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF BOTH OF THEM

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>>54729553
What are you talking about? Did you stop taking your meds?

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>>54729727
You finally get EN's that's the closest we'll get to the JP experience that actually keep kayfabe and you complain?

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>>54731701
They're never going to shift the voice? God I'm in fucking hell!

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>>54734681
They're in the EN branch, of course he's going to complain.

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>>54734681
It's 100% the voice! Guess I've gotta go back to Athy...

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>>54735009
>>54734681
nta but kayfabe isn't the most important thing

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Who should be the artist

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They're kinda like Yellow english Koyos fused with Haachama and Luna

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Damn, look at that schedule, they might actually compete with Kaela on a busy week

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>Morning streams
So we have Asamio, Asakoyo and now Fuwamoco mornings. Earlyhaggots are eating good

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>>54739111
Doesn't Mel also do a similar type of stream?

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Their voices are so good, image if they used this one instead of le kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8

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>>54735149
But at the same time, not every hag has to have the sultry mommy voice.
See Koyo, Luna, Fubuki, etc. Judge them by their taste, maturity and professionalism

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>>54741306
I honestly prefer this. In the new age, there's few chuubas who can "put on an act" and succeed without making me want to go to sleep or gouge my eyes and ears out. Sticking to authenticity and incorporating it into whatever persona you choose always felt better

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>>54741306
yeah, I'm not saying that I want pure "mommy, flirty, sultry voices" just that keyfade doesn't really matter to me. You could have a character that is literally (You) and if you're good enough, I'll watch you. I don't dig the kid voices because I think it's cringe but I really liked the Debut, I'll watch some streams until I make up my mind, same with the Raven

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Sometimes Catalog is funny kek
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>>54745199
He's from /baubau/.
He promised he was going to make a grudgepost a few days ago and actually did it lmao

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>>54743570
It really is a dying act and those that put on the act continue that act arguably show their hag status more because they continue that legacy, whereas everyone else breaks kayfabe within the first week.

>>54744336
Please do give them a chance. They're really good. And if they're not for you, that's fine too. Glad you enjoyed the debut.

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>>54722548
she has, not a hag sadly

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>>54747908
fuck, she has the face of one

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>>54747908
>>54750549
cake. I will keep tabs on her

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>>54751878
Since you know a lot about her, can you tell me if she has done anything remotely evil or said anything nasty? Don't really like to support people who are rude or do bad stuff

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is the autistic one a hag?

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>>54752268
Which one

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>>54752569
She's probably one of the youngest

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>>54752190
our exclusive janny is clocked in tonight, you're gonna have to do reps till tomorow

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You are (not) inmute to hag rape

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>>54753446
I'm trying very hard to resist it though...

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>>54721495
>>Hololive is an idol company
>Uh-oh....NPC behavior

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so still no EN hags?

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>>54756160
There's a 99% chance of Fuwamoco being hags, though they're aquired taste

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>>54735149
>>54747886
Yea but there's zero hag energy there though. I Thought It was 2009 again listening to squeekers on XBOX Live with the same quality audio too.
I had to drop the debut as their voices were that insufferable. And if they're going to keep the UwU Kawaii kayfabe they might become my most disliked EN by far.

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>>54756577
Yeah it's understandeable, similar case to Koyo and Luna and at some level.. Sora
It's not for everyone

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>>54757007
Koyo I enjoy but not as a hag
Luna is hyper situational. Piano/Crafts Luna is enjoyable. Day to day Luna outside collabs with people I care about? That's a hard no.

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Many such cases ruined by burikko. Why nips are into that shit I'll never understand

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>>54756160
nerissa is definetly 30s

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>>54756160
Pretty sure Fuwamoco are, Nerissa might be according to her tastes but I don't have any kind of confirmation on it.

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>>54757183
It's natural for women to try to act cute, younger and put a high pitch on their voices when they're in front of men, so it's expected to happen in otaku stuff

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>>54752569
Probably a cake at the very least given her roommate.

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>>54757356 (me)
And also the fact the she likes old AS and CN shows.

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>>54757183
Yea they don't seem to accept that it's just going to cause vocal issues later on when they're forcing themselves to up their pitch unnaturally for long periods of time. It's why most of the JPs over time down their pitch compared to debut.

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I was hoping for a deep voiced hag this gen, ended up liking the rock loli the most. Weird.

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>>54758013
The raven is probably the closest thing you're gonna get for a hag this gen.

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>>54756577
I repeat, not every hag is for everyone. If they're not for you, that's fine.

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EN doesn't have hags, just women close to their 30s. There. I said it

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>>54758927
Keep crying. No one cares.

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>>54758927
SAD

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>>54758927
Christmas cakes are accepted here too. Proto-hags.

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>>54758927
That's nice, dear

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>>54759000
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>>54760217
I'm pretty sure some people care, since it was the norm before you fuckers joined. If not then watch this general go down the drain. Also cakes are not hags and shouldn't be posted here, that's why you don't see people post Mel or Choco

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>>54760444
I've seen cakes posted her for probably close to a year without anyone complaining, you're just a retarded newfag larping.

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>>54760444
But people do post Mel and Choco isn't even a hag.
>>54760719
This. Marine was posted months before she became a hag. Not that I'm complaining I love me some good senchou action.

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>>54758927
Ina just doesnt have the hag mindset, Seems like the new bird girl or ame are the ones closest to being hags in spirit

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>>54760719
cake posting is alright every once in a while when they're near hagdom but overdoing it's not ok. You can fuck off to other threads for that.

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for me it's hag bushes

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>>54761864
No saggers? Awwwww

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>>54761087
I always forget there's another teamate in this thread.

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>>54762035
its a given just like saying I like it when they have all their arms or legs or are women to begin with. sagging hags are natural

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>>54761864
for me its the chubby tummy combined with saggy breasts combined with the bush

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>>54760444
Honorary hags have always been a thing. Marine was allowed a few months before she became one.

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>>54763084
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>>54763084
So currently, Ina is one then? Iirc, she has mere months before she blooms.

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>>54763084
Marine was always one, you're probably thinking about Subaru and the reception to her early post were mixed as Ina's. No one is gonna call you a faggot for posting cakes that are close to hagdom but if you spam it then people will start to call you a retard, so just read the room and dont spam it

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>>54763333
Yeah
Nice quads btw

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>>54758927
>>54760444
okay? What are you doing stating the obvious? They're cakes and we're waiting
definitely some random spouting nonsense, we've always posted cakes on occasion whether it'd be updates or general commentary, no one's spamming like in the past months
>>54762137
make that 3!

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>>54763948
>marine was always one
>became a hag last year on Christmas
Is this an attempt at gaslighting or have you not done your reps?

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>>54762035
saggers and hips have been engrained in my mind besides a decent face being #1. Can hardly believe there was a time when I repressed all of these inner desires and tastes

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Are we doing Pain edition again I see.. Next one would be better I swear...

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>>54764029
Heh, thanks. I'll call it the Curry Quads.

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>>54764705
Don't think about the time you've wasted not knowing. Be glad you still have time to enjoy them

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>>54763948
Marine wasnt a hag until recently but she was a big exception I think. she always radiated strong hag aura with her tastes in anime, songs, games. Marine also played heavily into her age, being an older woman and other details.

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>>54765083
>>54764101
oh, you're right. She became one in December. She took the ''Christmas'' Cake pretty literally kek. I'm confusing hags. It's pretty late and my head is full of hagsex
I still stand my point though. Dont overdoit and it'll be fine

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>>54765083
>>54766005
You know what's even better? I celebrate my birthday just after Marine's RM. Literally next to each other. We are.

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>>54767350
僕と結婚して下さい!

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>>54767350
Nice, the Raven girl shares Birthday with me. So I hope I end up liking her, It'd be funny to celebrate our birthdays

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>>54767819
Gladly lol

Suck on that uninigs.

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>>54768798
Official or RM?

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>>54709295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks2UnT4Nzcs
Watame sounds really great whenever she sings

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>>54769178
official

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>>54769299
>least stacked Watame pic
Also the song is really good. She's usually a hit or miss with me but this one is really good!

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>>54771061
it took you to beautiful place?

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>>54771131
Yeah, though only in my head sadly...

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>>54653702
>Marine new banger
Ouch...

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>>54726332
>Also You didn't look down Mio's shirt right?
And if I did? its her fault for not wearing a bra and giving me a perfect view of her cleavage when she's doing housework.
But I'm more interested in her ass and the fact she's wearing a red thong under those perfect jeans. Oh how I wish I could ravage her there and then even if it meant I had to sleep on the couch.

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>>54771677
Honestly I think Marine is at the point she needs to go out and find a man. It might feel like a betrayal of her fans but you can't expect her to stay single her entire life if vtubing is going to be her career.

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>>54772891
This is what vt/cels dont fucking understand.

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>>54766005
>>54768798
I don't share bday with anyone. I do share bday and debut anniversary with my hagshi though so there's that
>>54772891
Not just Marine. Every girl posted here should. I don't want them to be miserable forever. Afterall if I'm allowed to find a hag wife why can't they do the same?

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>>54773499
my birthday is a day after Shiina so I’ll be an ojisan around the same time she turns into a hag
All hags should get pregnant, the JP government is paying you to have kids

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Don't fight hagbros. Let the fennec cheer you up!

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>>54758927
En has 2 dog hags now

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>>54783929
Based on what? They just debuted

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>>54785983
anon, it’s pretty obvious who they are. i’m not gonna larp as a traveler but I’ve been told they turned last year or this year

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>>54786780
Great
oh god now I have even more hags to test

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>>54786780
You see. It's not JUST about age. That's the problem you guys seem to not understand

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>>54788021
Idk what you’re talking about, but it sounds like you want to schizorant about some bullshit so go ahead. I’ll listen and call you a retard if it’s dumb

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>>54788586
>schizorant about some bullshit
Maybe you should lurk more then

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>>54786780
>anon, it’s pretty obvious who they are.
Wait are these the two comedian chuubas with granny-tier voices?

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>>54788021
/uoh/= if her age is on the clock, she’s ready for the cock
/hag/= if her age is off the calendar (30-31) it’s time to stand and carry her

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We should have a general for the inbetween loli and hag
Call it /cake/ and have some Marie Antionette jokes about “let them eat cake” and stuff idk

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>>54788678
I’m here everyday. Only people that get angry here are schizos so I just made an assumption
>>54788732
Don’t know who you mean but I don’t think so

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>>54789046
Then you should pretty much know what makes a hag a hag

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>>54789223
Yea, being 30
>inb4 “t-they have to be motherly”
if those same set of traits applied to all hags, then we’d only be able to post like 5. I’m of the idea that all hags are different. You can disagree, I don’t care. Still gonna love hags

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>>54790204
The all point of "saving" them it's because they would be great mothers though. Then if you want to post whaterever post whatever

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>>54790594
I can still save them from being cripplingly lonely. Everybody wants different things. I’m also not saying just post whatever, I just don’t like the idea of all hags being the same personality types

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>>54791762
>cripplingly lonely
Yeah, that works too. Even though for all I've seen women have no problem being alone. Look at all the widows that don't re-marry afterwards

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I know /hag/ is better than this
There's no way we're still not "accepting" EN hags now because of their voice and character and other factors that were never factors before.
What the fuck is this gatekeeping?

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which one of the twins has pubes

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>>54795453
> What the fuck is this gatekeeping?
I don’t think anyone’s even shut down or complained about posting them. english speaking hags have been getting posted for ages too. Just sounds like you’re trying to bait desu

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I miss SSRB-kun... Hopefully he's having fun with his hagwife

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I mean Athy's back for the EN hag side. And managed to get herself out of the hell work she was for most of the year. She can actually be awake enough after work to stream!

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>>54795555
The blue one for sure

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>>54795555
The "fuzzy" one

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>>54801053
>Flat chest and smooth tummy yet makes up for it with a fat musky bush rivaling Mio
>>54800892
>Fluffy in her name and pubes, this bitch has some silky “fur” downstairs

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>>54796424
>Just sounds like you’re trying to bait desu
Was a genuine question but whatever you say, mate.

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Hag twins means double collab blowjobs
Or one gives you a titfuck while the other sucks you off

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When will you guys learn not to reply to the roastielover who forcibly tries to change thread culture

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>>54801681
No idea, we got a bunch of tourist lately so there's that to take into account

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>>54805398
fluffy and saggy

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>>54805398
I WILL mofu mofu their tails and ears!

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hagbros...!

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>>54805916
mogu mogu?
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Source?

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54788586
You should really stop calling schizo to everyone. You end up looking really schizophrenic.
54795453
>There's no way we're still not "accepting" EN hags now because of their voice and character and other factors that were never factors before
I dont mind about the ENs but I wonder where all you newfags come from? It's like you've never lurked these threads. These factors always decided if the vtuber get posted, You dont see much Luna posting, Dont you?

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>>54806201
Check Pochis twitter for sauce. I think it’s her upcoming manga
>>54806208
> You dont see much Luna posting, Dont you?
Only cause Luna doesn’t get posted as much it doesn’t make her any less of a hag

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>>54806670
>upcoming manga
Good God!

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>>54807030
You should check out her previous works if you haven’t. Pochi’s brain is a very horny place

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>>54807165
That's the only way to cope with the fact she's dying...

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>>54797934
I'm sure he's fine, we're all gonna make it sooner or later hagbro

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New Koyo Cover

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>>54807953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0wEUW1THE
Link Joshu

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>>54807626
>we're all gonna make it sooner or later hagbro
I'm hoping...

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>>54808449
I have a good track record with dating hags in the past so hopefully I get a good hand again

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>Your hagshi
>Post her wearing a one-píece swimsuit

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>>54809950
It's been a while and now with work I have even less time to go to bars. I'll have to make time though

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>>54810515
Douzo!

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don't believe the doxx, nerissa is 100% a hag
she has hag levels of life experiences and mentality

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>>54811124
she's not a hag though, she's a cake
I don't mind her being posted but she is not a hag and that is the truth

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>>54811124
EVERYONE'S A HAG! HOORAY!

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>>54811124
stfu, she's not a hag. she's a cake. i like her fine but we're not doing this shit

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>>54811124
Im not going to deny or confirm anything until the usual site updates

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dogs are hags tho

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I want the dogs on my bed tho

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>>54813369
>>54813621
i don't believe you. post saggy dog tits next thread to prove you're not lying

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https://twitter.com/yarashiThought/status/1685135696326225920

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>>54813686
Who cares about those. Post pregnant dogs!

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>>54813369
>30+ year old twins
>had enough time to develop distinct personalities, diverging onto different career paths
>somehow post menopause, they both decided to quit their life and join forces to act like cutesy retarded doggos to the interwebz
dyrbi?

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