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54530517 No.54530517 [Reply] [Original]

>Marine did 10 actual pushups
>Kronii couldn't even do 10 half pushups
>It literally looked like she was gonna die while doing it
Clockbros????

>> No.54530569

kronii fat

>> No.54530610

>>54530517
So what you're saying is... Marine can beat the shit out of kronii

>> No.54530630

>>54530517
her weak, anorexic Korean-Canadian body...

>> No.54530641

Just make her do batsu games all the time and she’ll straighten out (heh)

>> No.54530670

>>54530517
blame Ina for enabling her to take up on weed again

>> No.54530768
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>>54530517
I guess she is a dead fish in bed with that physique

>> No.54530795
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>>54530517
I thought she went to the gym all the time?

>> No.54530820

>>54530517
2 big reasons weighing her down

>> No.54530838

They also did the push-ups on their knees, lol

>> No.54530915

>>54530795
She had to stop to prepare for her surgery
Her doctor literally ordered her to gain weight for the procedure
Would could be interpreted as an absolute win depending on what side of the fence you're siting on.

>> No.54531083

>>54530517
Pushups are easier when you're tiny like Marine. Think of how an ant can carry several times its own body weight.

>>54530795
Probably a cardio bunny. Zero strength.

>> No.54531257

Feminist body checks out

>> No.54531268

>>54530838
You'd be surprised how weak women are in their upper bodies.

>> No.54531316

>>54530517
How are women so weak?

>> No.54532012

>>54530630
Hot

>> No.54532107
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>>54530838
Marine did real pushups

>> No.54532433

>yeah kronies I totally hit the gym teehee
>uhhhh of course I have a six pack
>I often go swimming no not with the boys I mean for sport
All lies
Typical Kronii moment

>> No.54532510

yea she could never give birth

>> No.54532629

>>54532433
Maybe she doesn't do pushups at the gym?

>> No.54532636

>>54530768
Most Asians are

>> No.54532738

>>54532629
Anon if she hit the gym like she claimed she could do pushups
She's weaker than Marine and Marine is the posterchild of being in pathetic physical shape

>> No.54532899

>>54532629
You don't need to go to the gym to do push ups. If she can't do them it means she doesn't do any push exercises at all and those are the easiest.

>> No.54533176

>>54532629
Anon. An obese person can do half push ups.
I don't know how she can be so out of shape that she has trouble doing half pushups. Marine is a decade older than her and sits on her ass and could do full pushups. Guessing she just sits on an exercise ball if she really foes go to the gym.

>> No.54533225

>>54530517
I bet Mask Kronii could do 10 pushups

>> No.54533286

Some of these girls are insane. Kiara's arms turned into noodles after carrying pop tarts.

>> No.54533460

>>54533286
Girls pretend to be so dainty and weak because it's cute. You could argue Kronii is doing the same in this moment but he ragged breath makes me think it's genuine

>> No.54533617

>>54533225
why is a cumtown reference here

>> No.54533695

>>54533176
Anon. Girls have no upper body strength and massive tits unless they train specifically their upper body. It's literally why "girl push-ups " exist

>> No.54533880

>>54532738
>Marine is the posterchild of being in pathetic physical shape
i doubt shes actually all that out of shape these days, the meme wouldve likely made her self-aware.
>>54533176
>I don't know how she can be so out of shape that she has trouble doing half pushups
surgery earlier this year plus naturally weak arm muscles

>> No.54533971

>>54530569
fat tits lmao

>> No.54534064

>>54533176
>Marine is a decade older than her
How old do you imagine Marine to be?

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>>54530517
Her tits are heavy enough to crush your skulls, no shit she'd have trouble doing pushups.

>> No.54534201

>>54530517
wasn't she supposed to lift and shit?

>> No.54534237

>>54534064
36 if she's a decade older than Kronii

>> No.54534332

>>54534237
She's not.

>> No.54534405

>>54533176
I'm 295 pounds and I can do 22 real push ups

>> No.54534519

>>54534332
to be honest I always expected Marine to be the same age as me which is 31
that's the vibe I get from her stories and the things she references from her school time line up closely with my own

>> No.54534573

>>54530517
>he didnt watch kronii's legendary ringfit stream

>> No.54534604

She can't breathe well because of all the blunts she smokes

>> No.54534652

are there any actually /fit/ chuubas out there except Numi and Filian?

>> No.54534656

>>54533695
Explain Marine then
Her breasts are like three times larger as Kronii IRL and yet she can do proper pushups

>> No.54534692

where can I see this

>> No.54534817

>>54530670
qrd

>> No.54535156

>>54530838
That was a tracking issue

>> No.54535399

>>54534604
Kronii's breathing has gotten noticeably worse recently
I'd like to blame it on the surgery but it actually sounded better in the months after her return than it does now
If you watch some of her recent streams like Diablo #3, Kronii x Kronii fanfic reading or The Longing you can hear her gasping for air a lot. Is she unironically getting fat? It sounds like the heavy breathing of fat people

>> No.54535425

>>54530517
Boobs too heavy, please understand

>> No.54535469

>>54530517
Wasn't kronii supposed to be in shape considering how much she used to brag about her six pack?

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>>54535469

>> No.54535787

>>54534692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffK5DJXVgY0

>> No.54536260

Kronii is so old, on her 6th push up her back literally cracks.

>> No.54536388

>>54535469
tbf anon, im pretty sure in some cases six packs are a form of malnourishment, take myself for example, i eat shit, but only have a meal a day, sit at home doing nothing too. im close to having one, but i have some small excess and dont train obviously.

https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/when-six-pack-abs-are-bad-for-your-health-w435224

>> No.54536445

>>54534604
I don't think kronii smokes blunts she's more of a bong chick. She's a toker not a smoker.

>> No.54536529

>>54535787
thank you, was too tired from finding out I missed it to even look for it

>> No.54536588

>>54535469

She was playing along with a bit

>> No.54536692

>>54530795
It's almost like they make shit up about their lives.

>> No.54536890

>>54536692
I mean a lot of them do to separate themselves from the character they're playing to keep kayfabe alive isn't that what unicorns wants.

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>>54535399
>I'd like to blame it on the surgery
How? It was her jaw not her chest cavity.

>> No.54537280

>>54536933
something something breathing is hard because her jaw is still healing and she can't breathe through her mouth properly
but like I said I can't blame it on that anyway because it's a more recent problem

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>>54530517
You know what that means

>> No.54537829

>>54536933
didnt you know sex is one of the best excersizes. ever since her jaw surgery she cant be used as an oral onahole clearly anon

>> No.54537937

>>54534652
nene

>> No.54538131

>>54537280
Oh, i see.

>> No.54538256

>>54537815
Do some digging, you'll see it's not the case.

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54538410

Time is heavy, you know?

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>>54538256
Well, that's disappointing.

>> No.54538842

>>54538410
Time has weight, do we have a cuatic scientist in the crowd?

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>>54530517
Someone has been poisoning her food.

>> No.54539728

>>54536388
No, not really, my older bro is literally 48 kg, and he doesn't have 6pack, but most jobs he worked required decent physical activity. He does look very lean and you can see his abs, but not really well defined.

>> No.54539856

>>54530517
instead of actually working out she just got muscle implants

>> No.54539947

>>54535469
I bet you think Ayame is an actual oni too

>> No.54540028
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54540028

Didn't Marine actually train herself months ago to do actual push ups? I feel like it was a challenge from her viewers and her or something like that.

>> No.54540626

I thought she went to the gym

>> No.54542405

>>54539728
>you can see his abs
For women, it's almost impossible to go beyond that without steroids due to more natural fat on their bodies.

>> No.54542461

>>54530517
Worse, Kronii was doing modified pushups and still had trouble.

>> No.54542610

>>54530795
You have to understand that women don't work out the same as men. Women don't do PPL or bro splits, 99% of a female workout is squats, hip thrusts, and treadmill. I have very rarely seen a woman bench press, OHP, bicep curl, or do any upper body exercises.

>> No.54542650

>>54530517
As a result, I dropped my membership. My idols need to be fit.

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>>54530569

>> No.54542744

>>54530630
>>54530517
I want to break her (with my pelvic thrusts)

>> No.54542766

>>54536933
Dislocated jaw due to blowing clocks too much?

>> No.54545286

>>54536890
>they're playing to keep kayfabe alive isn't that what unicorns wants.
How is claiming she has a six pack kayfabe and not a straight up lie? Her character art doesn't have a six pack so she was going out of character to make that shit up in the first place
You can't just throw the word kayfabe around every time a holo says something retarded on stream and expect that to get rid off all the criticism

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