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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>54474875

>> No.54504555
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.54504606
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>> No.54504913
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.54505140 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.54505160

Gura is Mumei

>> No.54505175

>>54505140
taste check

>> No.54505312
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>> No.54505422
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Tummy

>> No.54505531

I'd like to touch Gura's little lady front parts. T o T

>> No.54505572
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>>54505531
same desu

>> No.54505603
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>watching old karaoke vod
>hear her smoke alarm chirping in the background

goomba...

>> No.54505779

I have just spent the last ten hours in my wageslave cage performing mindless tasks while thinking of gura and precumming once or twice an hour. By the time i was allowed to leave walking had a squishy feeling because of how much precum leaked onto the front of my underpants and legs

>> No.54505882

https://twitter.com/habanero117/status/1685188779668127744
ame milk!

>> No.54505905

I kinda want to rewatch her luigi's mansion playthrough

>> No.54505946

>>54505905
post some timestamps if you do I love when people do that

>> No.54506181
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I just want her tiny cun-cun wrapped around my swollen girth. Is that too much to ask?

T o T

>> No.54506220

>>54505603
Gura no...

>> No.54506312

>>54505603
I can change out my smoke alarm batter in under a minute

>> No.54506593
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>>54505946
I normally would but it'll probably be as im going to sleep.

>> No.54507161

>>54506312
You're not a diminutive womanchild NEET though

>> No.54507184
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my wife

>> No.54507288

>>54507184
my wife

>> No.54507347

>>54507184
My wife actually.

>> No.54507387

>>54507184
She's really my wife tho

>> No.54507644

>>54507184
>>54507288
>>54507347
>>54507387
My posts

>> No.54507734
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>>54507644

>> No.54507789

>>54505603
That just because even with the aid of a ladder she still can't reach that high.

>> No.54508287
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Community wife.
Gura, we need your eggs.

>> No.54508349

how do i get sound posts to work

>> No.54508350

>>54508287
Do you like her saying atashi? I've always thought that saying boku would suit her better...

>> No.54508434

>>54508350
atashi suits her WAY better, she hasn't been a tomboy for years

>> No.54508604
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>>54508350
>Informal, assertive, yet feminine version of "watashi". It is most commonly used to make a female character sound very casual, which makes it perfect for tomboys who aren't tomboy enough to use the male pronoun "boku".
Seems appropriate enough.

>> No.54508749
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reminder that all gura kisses are directed towards me specifically

>> No.54508968

>>54508749
She said goodnight to me specifically the other day, sorry bud but the kisses are for me only too

>> No.54509059

>>54508749
I didn't know Ame still posted here.

>> No.54509124
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>>54508749
Only I'm strong enough to withstand her rapid fire kisses, although just barely...

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>>54508604
Yeah, that fits her very well then. Also reminds me of the classic "dinner, a bath, or me" line that often ends as "sore tomo a.. ta.. shi?"

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>> No.54509217

>>54508833

>> No.54509285

>>54509217
No she didn't

>> No.54509306
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>>54509217
fake news. this is still there too TuT

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>> No.54509873

>>54509859
my wife is so small and cute

>> No.54509979
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>>54509859
God I love watching her in 3d, she knows we're watching her and tries to play it cool, but she can't hide how accidently cute she is.

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Child

>> No.54510021
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I'm glad my webms are getting good mileage

>> No.54510065

>>54510021
Why is her tail covering her crotch

>> No.54510100
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>>54510065
Because it doesn't have anywhere also to go. Also it's funny.

>> No.54510146
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>>54510018
Yeah my child.

>> No.54510313
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>>54510021
I appreciate you for making webms for the poor lazy cunts such as myself who could quickly learn to make them but doesn't.
Same for the ones that make soundposts.

>> No.54510409

>>54510313
No problem. It's kind of funny because I'm not even the usual webm person, I just made them because nobody else did. Those sitting moments were too cute to not watch over and over.

>> No.54510570
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>>54510021
I need to learn how to make the webms but I'm going to keep putting it off forever

>> No.54511043

>>54510570
There's probably better ways to do it, but what I do is clip and crop with streamable, then upload it to a webm conversion website.

>> No.54511207
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Imagine being this much of a smellfag.
Those intense whiffs...

>> No.54511216

>>54510570
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter#webm-for-retards- It's pretty easy to use this.

>> No.54511518

Gura visited my cathedral :)

>> No.54512904
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Imagine her stubby little fingers running up and down your length...

T o T

>> No.54513297
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>>54512904
She has a lot of trouble with bars. I do too.

>> No.54514132

I'm slow. Does Gura talking about fitting the swimsuit fittings mean she's already done with Holosummer and she doesn't need to go back?

>> No.54514653
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>> No.54514782

>>54514132
Probably not for that but she does have to go back. Likely for the CouncilRyS 3D showcase if Fauna's hint is to go by and the concert she mentioned before.

>> No.54514854

>>54514782
What is Fauna's hint?

>> No.54515161
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imagine gura doing these poses
would she go as hard as fauna is?

>> No.54515380

>>54515161
gura will go harder

>> No.54515770

Why Goobs not gonna swimsuit?!?!

>> No.54515868

>>54515770
Retard-chama...

>> No.54517301
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>> No.54517490

Okayu and Fauna is fighting for the chumbud prime title

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>>54517490
Okayu is my favorite fembud.

>> No.54517862
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You guys now know why Gura isn't involved

>> No.54517931
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>>54517734
Dammit

>> No.54517958

>>54517862
>that part with all the 3D gravure idols
What the hell was this video...

>> No.54517987

>>54517862
yeah she's in the part one

>> No.54517995

>>54517862
you know she's going to be in a similar song too right

>> No.54518277
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gura woke up early to watch all the tiddies
she's wondering if they lactate

>> No.54518326

>>54517490
They can share and then they can all kith

>> No.54518652
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>> No.54518803

https://files.catbox.moe/5cl4zl.png

>> No.54519101

Re-sale because it was sold out
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_sh_resale?variant=43997538255068

>> No.54519111

>>54514854
Now that the saplings are done watching fauna can someone tell me what her hint was?

>> No.54519263

>>54514132
Didn't Gura say she will go to Japan again next time with council when she collab with kronii

>> No.54519455

>>54517862
That was so weird. I feel like using these 3D models for anything other than haha funny stuff comes across as cheesy and cheap.

>> No.54519547
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It's the beginning of the weekend for this night shift working vampire and it's about time to catch up on some serious much needed sleep.
Oyasame.
If I don't wake up, know that you never loved her more than me.

>> No.54519688

When do I get to see Gura being sexy in a swimsuit, are her and Shion on the same day? My dick won't be able to take it

>> No.54519960
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goob morning
i love gura

>> No.54520181

>>54519263
No? She said something about seifuku rental but never said she'd be going back, I think.

>> No.54520243

What if Gura was in this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLp3GDZcBCc

>> No.54520389
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>>54520243
>>54519455
We got her in animated kino instead

>> No.54520610

>>54520181
So yeah, they're planning shit, I think it's not just "what if" talks, it's a real plan

>> No.54520682

>>54520243
I'd be mad because that shit is weird

>> No.54520718

>>54520243
They're going to do a cunny stream which Gura will be in.

>> No.54520908
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>No Gura yesterday
>No Gura tonight
>No Gura tomorrow
endless pain

>> No.54520986

>>54520908
Gura might be tomorrow for karaoke relay part 2

>> No.54521031

>>54520986
lol no she would have mentioned it if she was

>> No.54521065

>>54520986
the what

>> No.54521098

>>54520610
Kronii and Gura will be in Japan at some point in the future isn't much of a hint. I'd believe Unsubstantiated Fauna Hint over that and for all I know that might just be a callin.

>> No.54521224

WHEN DID GURA LIKE THIS
https://twitter.com/kiyotan_1107a/status/1685237700461555713

>> No.54521269

>>54521031
She forgot maybe, even Ame didn't say anything
>>54521065
Karaoke party summer every 30 minutes on different channels

>> No.54521279
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No Gura, no happy
No Gura, no happy
NO GURA, NO HAPPY
NO GURA, NO HAPPY
NO GURA NO HAPPY!

>> No.54521329

>>54521224
SOMEONE TELL ME IF I NEED TO BE EXCITED THAT GURA IS AWAKE OR NOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54521345

>>54521224
just now

>> No.54521574 [DELETED] 

Hopefully she felt so guilty over not streaming that she couldn't sleep.

>> No.54521577
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>>54520243
>That jump off the limo
>That Kronii neck
>That Marine dive
>That uncanny Marine transformation
Unironically awful. Thank god Gura didn't participate.

>> No.54521721

>>54520243
Honestly, this just looks bad. They need to hire better 3D animators.

>> No.54521745

Hopefully she felt so stuffed over pancakes that she couldn't sleep.

>> No.54521827

>>54521279
Chumbaby...

>> No.54521830
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https://twitter.com/pankoako/status/1684053605354024960
can someone post this I can't download it for some reason

>> No.54521884
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>>54521830
Thats a cute Gura T u T

>> No.54521922

>>54521884
Gura thought so too she liked it

>> No.54522640

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.54522843

Goob morning Gura.

>> No.54522946

Sex with drool covered morning Gura.

>> No.54523068

i hope she is enjoying id sing

>> No.54523356

>Lucas have a new oshi
It's over

>> No.54523408

>>54523356
Who?

>> No.54523421

>>54523356
oh boy I can't wait for schizo freakouts every time an artist draws someone else

>> No.54523482

>>54523408
https://twitter.com/Lucasyecla99/status/1685276756121378816

>> No.54523683
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That was fast. Gura bikini with Mumei on Monday.
You hear me

>> No.54523787
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>>54523751

>> No.54523820

>>54523751
it's kimono, retard... see >>54519101

>> No.54524083
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>> No.54524145

>>54523751
Mumei is back from japan?

>> No.54524214

>>54508749
I made this post

>> No.54524314

Gura's a dork.

>> No.54524514
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>> No.54524716

>>54520389
I want to ruin that creature. T u T

>> No.54524831

https://twitter.com/esearuu/status/1685276235495002112
https://twitter.com/esearuu/status/1685276235495002112
https://twitter.com/esearuu/status/1685276235495002112

>> No.54524860

>>54520243
What the fuck did I come home to? Is this supposed to be cringe? Wtf are you doing Cover???
Thank god you didn't wedge Gura into this shit.

>> No.54524891
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>>54524831
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! T u T

>> No.54524970
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>>54524831
SWEET LORD!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.54524971

>>54524831
T u T

>> No.54525208

>>54524831
TuT btw is the the guy who said something about replies harassing him and report him to fbi

>> No.54525628

>>54504538
Girls like this don't exist gura is putting up an act in reality she's a slut

>> No.54525672
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>>54525628
>Gura is a real slutty cunny
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MY DICK

>> No.54525703

>>54524831
It got removed what was the fucking tweet fag

>> No.54525755

>>54525703
no it didn't

>> No.54525809

>>54525755
Post the image I'm not making an account on twitter only faggots have twitter accounts

>> No.54525844

>>54525703
childs wearing a micro bikini, it's not deleted

>> No.54525913

>>54525809
Lol

>> No.54525912

>>54525809
you should be able to solve this

>> No.54525990

>>54525809
Just imagine it bro no need to see

>> No.54526030

https://files.catbox.moe/git2wy.jpg
Was this so hard to do you stupid fucking faggots?

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>>54526030

>> No.54526394
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goob morning

>> No.54526955

>>54504538
send the spiciest gura lewds shrimps

>> No.54526999

>>54526955
We should make shrimp lewds and send them to Gura

>> No.54527117
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>>54526955
she has assumed the position

>> No.54527230

>>54526955
Lacks wasabi, but still spicy.
https://files.catbox.moe/com4hr.jpg

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>>54526955

>> No.54527837
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I hope Gura's new outfit has long hair

>> No.54527898
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>>54527604
full image?

>> No.54528056

>>54527604
I wish I could catch my own Gura shark. T u T

>> No.54528187

I'd let this gawrcubus suck me dry
https://files.catbox.moe/hfvxi7.png

>> No.54528858
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>>54526030
>>54528187
ToT

>> No.54529111
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Gurass

>> No.54529286

>>54529111
Taste check

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I hope they make Gura do more physical activities. With me.

>> No.54529585
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Sex with No.1 fembud

>> No.54529715
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>>54529585
i still cant believe this MV exists

>> No.54529764

I want to see Gura undress!

>> No.54529914

>>54529764
Never
Cover would never let a cunny undress like that

>> No.54529962
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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>> No.54529978
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54529978

howdy buds

>> No.54530327
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54530327

>>54529978
howdy

>> No.54530836

is it true that gura is more likely to like a fanart if it's drawn by a fembud

>> No.54531039

>>54530836
yep

>> No.54531062

>>54530836
Yes but that's also true for any Holo towards their female fans.

>> No.54531079

>>54531039
is there a rigorous analysis proving this?

>> No.54531126

>>54531079
likes are more fair game but retweets are usually used on fembud artists

>> No.54531218

>>54531126
are you sure?

>> No.54531405

>>54531218
yep. usually fembuds or japanese artists get retweets

>> No.54531501

>>54531405
guys don't know how to appeal to gura...

>> No.54532232
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Goob morning I love Gura!

>> No.54532362
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>> No.54532449

gura drinking my pee
https://litter.catbox.moe/f0yfb3.png

>> No.54533160

https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1685319033460236288

>> No.54533843

>>54529962
while I watch from the closet

>> No.54533870

>>54533160
learn how to post on catbox moe you fucking retard

>> No.54534086

>>54533870
Why don't you ask nicely instead of sperging out

>> No.54534187

>>54534086
You fucking nigger zoomers need to learn that there is an extension called 4chan X fucking logging to twitter is for fags

>> No.54534318

>>54534187
I like seeing you angry. I'm not going to repost it. Get fucked!

>> No.54534397

>>54534318
This is y I want to fucking kill everyone in my generation you fucking fags are so up your asses it's not even funny

>> No.54534614

Kek fucking tism man..

>> No.54534749

>>54534397
I'm an ojisan. Are you one too?

>> No.54534797

>>54527898
https://files.catbox.moe/xhumdu.png
https://files.catbox.moe/iipduz.png

>> No.54534867

>>54534797
it's a good thing gura's anus is only for sexual pleasure or she'd constantly have shit all over that tail

>> No.54534984

>>54534797
It looks like Gura doesn't like getting her little slitty spread.

>> No.54535154

>>54534397
ogey

>> No.54535960
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>> No.54536551

https://twitter.com/DDAR1_23/status/1685330992373043200

>> No.54537452

I want to cuddle dakimagura already...

>> No.54537659
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54537659

i think he already posted all the pictures that will be in this but it would be kind of cool to own a copy

>> No.54537696

>>54537659
why is gura so popular amongst taiwanese

>> No.54537731

>>54537696
I dunno. I think Gura is popular everywhere.

>> No.54537776

>>54537731
nahh she is super popular in taiwan for some reason. fans put up big ads for her all over taipei

>> No.54537883

>>54537776
Ads only mean that the fans are stupid enough to think Gura would want that.

>> No.54537976

>>54537883
Nta. I Just assume they dont speak english very well

>> No.54538025

>>54537883
She does seem to think ads are cool though. Cool enough to ask to see pics anyway

>> No.54538102

>>54504538
slutty shark cunny so hot so erotic! ToT

>> No.54538189

I watched the 3d bikini mv and my penor didn't even get a bit stiff but Gura does it instantly.

>> No.54538270

>>54538189
That means you're not a whore

>> No.54538280

>>54538189
i don't like overly sexy stuff
it has to be the right kind of sexy

>> No.54538291
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>> No.54538826

>>54538189
the mv is shit, the good stuff is the girls doing poses and things in the stream, but even that is worthless with no gura in the stream

>> No.54538873

If I became Gura, you guys would love me more than the original Gura

>> No.54538906

>>54538873
goora how are you typing you are a slime

>> No.54538911

Gura is chubby now

>> No.54539448
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54539448

I think my farts scare my birds

>> No.54539455

So i guess Gura is never going to get a swimsuit huh?

>> No.54539533

>>54538911
no

>> No.54539598
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>>54539455
???

>> No.54539895
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>> No.54540018

>>54539598
Tard, you know what I mean. On stream like everyone else

>> No.54540133

>>54540018
>everyone else
>9 people
???????????????????????????????

>> No.54540396

I love Gura for real, unironically, and I want to make her happy.

>> No.54540536
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>>54540396
This

>> No.54540546

>>54540396
what do you love about her

>> No.54540595

>>54539448
But birds aren't real,anon...
just kidding:))

>> No.54540796

Do you love her? I love her.

>> No.54540910
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>>54540595
Wait if birds aren't real that did I just see at the corner of my eye? Also if they aren't real what do bees have to do with birds that my mom didn't tell me. Anon please you have to tell me, I need to know. Birds, the birds hold the answer, why don't they let me catch them. Why do they always look at me!

>> No.54541018
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>>54540595

>> No.54541136

I need a fembud in my life.

>> No.54541353
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54541353

My wife loves looking like and being treated like an actual child.

>> No.54541464

>>54541353
not always sometimes she has to put on her serious adult voice and demand respect

>> No.54541707
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54541707

>>54541464
"Hey what's up"

>> No.54542195

>>54540546
It's hard to properly put it into words, everything just feels RIGHT when she's there.

>> No.54542260

>>54540910
Birds are government drones, anon.. What have you done? They are coming for you now..

>> No.54542275
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54542275

I'm glad Gura ended up in a cute a imated idol MV.

>> No.54542348

I find it really funny that she still hasn't liked/retweeted/tweeted anything related to Advent. Not judging her or saying she should, it's just funny

>> No.54542428
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54542428

GURA GURA GURA GURA
GURA GURA GURA GURA

>> No.54542470

Gura is ugly.

>> No.54542520

Why did they make an Advent 1 cm shorter than Gura? Why dethrone her?

>> No.54542590

>>54542470
My butthole looks better than you, pal!

>> No.54542651

>>54542520
Laplus is already shorter

>> No.54542703
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>> No.54542786

>>54542520
They're powercreeping cunny.
>>54542651
Not EN

>> No.54543248

I know I am a day late on this, but why the fuck did she tweet a good morning tweet yesterday at 1:30 pm? Does she just wake up at noon every day despite saying she is a morning person?

>> No.54543290
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>>54543248

>> No.54543312

>>54540133
Umm, there is a karaoke relay with like 20 some Holo members today and they are all revealing their swimsuits during it. Way more than 9 people. You lose, next

>> No.54543344

>>54543248
Gura's sleep "schedule" is a nightmare.

>> No.54543408

>>54543248
How you know it was 1:30pm in her timezone?

>> No.54543427

>>54543312
do you not know how many people are in hololive?

>> No.54543533

>>54543427
1 as far as i am concerned

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>>54543533

>> No.54543842
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>>54543248
"Morning" is just whenever you feel like your day has officially started.

>> No.54543855

>>54543408
hasn't she mentioned she is EDT/east coast usa time? I'm in the same timezone as her.
It was 1:36 pm EDT
12:36 pm central
11:36 am rocky mountain
10:36 am PDT
9:36 am Alaskan
7:36 am Hawaii
6:36 am Samoa
Is Gura trying to tell us she lives in Alaska with mumei?
>>54543290
more like confused
>>54543344
>that one members' stream she got upset because she said she just woke up and that is why the stream was late and I asked if she wakes up at 6:30pm and she said she would feel really bad for sleeping that late into the day

>> No.54544040

>>54543855
it's not hard to get. good morning is whenever you wake up, and that isn't even a weird time to wake up. she was up around 8:30 am or so today if you missed it

>> No.54544338

>>54544040
how do you know? twitter likes? I refuse to make an account on any site that doesn't let me say slurs so I only know when she tweets via (((discord))) and thats only if I am logged in

>> No.54544343

https://space.bilibili.com/674600648/

>> No.54544433
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54544433

Soon I will capture Gura and put her in my streaming dungeon, she will have to stream every day to receive dinner.

>> No.54544523
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54544523

No one's actually unironically going schizo over her cute "goob morning :3" tweet, right?

>> No.54544553
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54544553

good morning non vampire buds
look at my wife

>> No.54544594

>>54544523
I went schizo over it yesterday, I'm good now

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>>54544553
why does she stand like that

>> No.54544752

>>54544697
it's a devil may cry reference

>> No.54544778
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>>54544553
As a vampire bud, this is my morning actually. 4pm.

>> No.54544792
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I knew from the silhouette I was gonna like Luna's new outfit and it's pretty good. I don't think it's quite her style but I could imagine how cute Gura would look in a similar outfit.

>> No.54544827

>>54544697
Asserting dominance.

>> No.54544903

>>54544553
I stayed up allllllllllllllllllll night. Now I will take a nap and I won't be setting an alarm for the debuts if I miss em I'll watch the vods.

>> No.54544984

>>54544523
No it was just the usual suspects trying to turn everything negative

>> No.54545162

>>54544984
You don't have to try to turn that into a negative. It was shitty to not say she wasn't streaming no matter how you slice it.

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>>54544903
I remember the first time I stayed up all night. I played long sessions of Mario Party 1 in my room by myself just for the sake of being able to say I actually stayed up all night.

>> No.54545484

>>54544792
Eh, it works well on Luna because of her figure, I don't think the haircut would fit Gura either.

>> No.54545769
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Shark tummy

>> No.54546124

>>54545769
I want to deposit my semen on it ToT

>> No.54546901
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54546901

I'm feeling comfy today, chumbies.

>> No.54547647

i want to cuddle gura

>> No.54547766

>>54546124
This but inside it

>> No.54548219
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>>54546901
Same desu

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>>54545162

>> No.54548534

>>54547766
both is good

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>> No.54549951
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54549951

I think I'm going to start using my gura bowl and chopsticks. I haven't taken them out of their boxes until now.

>> No.54549957

Freaking degens in the comments here.....

Lets say something nice about Gura instead, i start:

>She is Gura

>> No.54550119
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54550119

I'm about to be trained for a lead hand position in my shipping department for my shift. Which will put me in charge of the plant I'm stationed in but also I have to coordinate and organize trailers, drivers, shippers in other plants and warehouses, and also do most of the paperwork and other scary shit with their terrible computer.
Going by the "fake it until you make it" mantra has done a lot for me these past few years and I'm great at what I learn, but this feels like a serious jump. I must hide it well, but nobody seems to understand just how much of an introverted and anxious person I am, I can't even make an appointment for a haircut for months because of it.

>> No.54550245

>>54550119
Dude, just take the easy way out; just commit sudoku!

>> No.54550384
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>>54549836
We will never leave you, Gooba. Don't worry about those nightmares you have.

>> No.54550433

>>54504538
I want to remind everyone that if gura never found this job she would be fucked by me

>> No.54550490

WIFE HEADPATTED

>> No.54550721

she's gonna give the guy a heart attack at this point

>> No.54550939
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>>54550245
I'm too retarded for that, can you demonstrate how to do it?

>> No.54551045
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54551045

She's low on praise fuel. Praise her now.

>> No.54551061
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54551061

Remember that time when we spent 2 months crying nonstop because out virtual anime girlfriend wasn't around

>> No.54551099

>>54551061
Gura will be irrelevant when advent is here I'm sorry

>> No.54551303
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54551303

>>54551061
I never cried because I knew my real girlfriend and wife Gura would be back.

>> No.54551488
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Pet me

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>>54551488

>> No.54551727

>>54551045
You're a good girl, Gura! I'm proud of you!

>> No.54551780
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54551780

>>54551488

>> No.54551828

How does one get a gf like gura, I don't think these girls actually exist maybe I should take my meds again

>> No.54551830
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54551830

I wanna marry Gura and spoil her

>> No.54551895

gura just peed all over the carpet

>> No.54551964

>>54551828
I was given a warning last time I asked this, careful anon.

>> No.54552210

>>54551828
everyone seems to answer that you have to find them in some kind of RP discord and groom them

>> No.54552251

>>54552210
Trannycord no thanks guess I'll stay alone forever

>> No.54552452

>>54551828
Hang out in Disney near wherever they sell pins.

>> No.54552591
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>>54551828
They hide in their homes most of the time. And they flee if they sense you before you can approach them in the wild.

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>>54551830
I want to marry her and support her and help her be more confident in herself and help her grow as a person. Then spoil her and impregnate her while I pat her head and tell her she did a good job.

>> No.54553074

>>54552985
>>54551830
You guys reallize that Gura is fictional, right?

>> No.54553146

>>54553074
The voices in my head confirm that this statement is a lie

>> No.54553178

>>54553074
WAKE UP GURA

>> No.54553260

I just watched the holosummer stream and MV from this morning
I respect that they offer the shorts to girls who might not be comfortable in the skirt but after watching Marine and Choco present their nearly-bare asses to the camera I can't help but feel robbed of the opportunity to see Gura do the same
I would have liked to see Ina and Bae too but at least we got IRyS
Also dear god I hope they never do to Gura what they did with Marine in that MV

>> No.54553313

What is he doing to her???
https://twitter.com/_Gawrgura_br/status/1685193162199879680

>> No.54553409
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54553409

Gura is a real actual girl and she is actually cute

>> No.54553612

Hypothetical question if you had a gf would you stop watching gura and vtubers in general?

>> No.54553634

>>54553612
Lol no

>> No.54553682

I want most of Gura's viewers to abandon her so that I can be one of the few viewers left. Then I become her number one paypig and the story of our love starts from there.

>> No.54553804
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54553804

She knows her chumbies are never going to actually leave her.

>> No.54553854

>>54553612
My therapist asked me that too.I don't know if I can even love someone else, but Gura. I certainly won't stop watching her entirely.

>> No.54553900

>>54553682
I'm already a top 10 paypig and I live in her timezone
I don't think you're going to beat me.

>> No.54553924

>>54553612
i'd probably watch just gura and turn my gf into a fembud

>> No.54553945

>>54553854
Love? Seriously? Dude, you are to far gone, geez...

>> No.54553972

>>54553854
You should make sure it's a healthy love
Your mental breakdowns when she's gone aren't healthy

>> No.54554073
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>>54553612
In my 32 years of life, I have never actually loved anyone. Gura is somehow my first, but I like this feeling and I'll enjoy it for as long as it lasts.

>> No.54554112

>>54553900
You need to be number 1 to actually have a chance and she's not going to fuck you

>> No.54554169

>>54554073
Same desu but I was 28

>> No.54554188

>>54553854
Therapy? Try anal instead

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>> No.54554266

>>54554204
w-what

>> No.54554294

>>54554112
Of course not, no fan will. You have to get into her life another way.

>> No.54554384
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54554384

This weirdo is my first and likely will be my only love.

>> No.54554413

This thread reminds me how fucking sad the pathetic state of man is

>> No.54554497

Didn't she sound happier in the latest streams? More giggly & not using her usual laugh but more genuin laugh? Especially in the latest public karaoke; she giggled alot during that! I think she have it pretty good nowadays

>> No.54554514

>>54553804
unironically true, for better or worse, even the borderline/actual antis aren't gonna leave
as much as the le emotional breakdown is being pushed at the moment for some weird reason, I know more than a few 'lazy bitch should stream'/'she's just hitting the quota so she doesn't get in trouble' types who immediately tune in and talk about the stream the moment she's live, her power is staggering

>> No.54554594
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54554594

So anyway, we can all sit here and be armchair therapists or we can post about how cute Gura is and what you're eating for dinner.
I'm eating corn.

>> No.54554601

Does anybody have a soundpost from the geoguesser stream of Gura saying "Krill myself" or "One in a Krillion"

>> No.54554757

>>54554594
People only come here to cope nothing else

>> No.54554789
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54554789

>>54554594
Is this Gura cute?
I'm going to the fair so I don't know what I'm eating but there's a good chance it'll be deep-fried

>> No.54554815

Still wish she's wearing a skirt in that swimsuit. How am I suppose to see her gurass with that cute pants?

>> No.54554858
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>>54554594
I ate a salmon taco, a chicken tako and a chili shrimp taco.

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54554895

>>54554757
Isn't life just one big cope?
/here/ is not unique.

>> No.54554907
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>>54554594
I might be lazy and stick a pizza in the oven, I dunno
Gura cute

>> No.54554911
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>>54554594
My food reminds me to much of Gura, can't stop crying which is great since the salt from my tears deliciously complement the food

>> No.54554920

>>54554858
*chicken taco
Hololive has rotted my brain...

>> No.54555202

Is Gura in todays relay? Who starts?

>> No.54555351

>>54555202
No Gura today, maybe tomorrow. La+ is next in about 50 minutes.

>> No.54555365

>>54543427
There are a lot, and Gura will be one of the last ones to reveal it if she'll even get a swimsuit model because of what she looks like. She's always last to do everything

>> No.54555453
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54555453

Do you guys call it "dinner" or "supper"?
I used to go "breakfast, dinner, supper" But then I saw a lot of people going "breakfast, lunch, dinner"
I kept changing how I refer to it over the years.

>> No.54555523

>>54554815
It's a travesty

>> No.54555622
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>>54555453
both interchangeably, no real preference

>> No.54555631

>>54553260
Management must have forced the shorts on Gura because they're loli hating troons

>> No.54555747

>>54555631
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe laplus has the skirt

>> No.54555790

The incel general
*yawn

>> No.54555994

>>54553612
>Not turning your GF into a fembud and watching the silly shark together
>Not getting a Gura hoodie for your GF to do some Gura RP in bed after the stream ends

>> No.54556079

>>54555994
Anon take your meds the girlfriend doesn't exist

>> No.54556101

>>54555994
my theoretical GF would end up leaving me once she realizes the difference in my attraction level with the hoodie on vs hoodie off

>> No.54556120
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54556120

Gura's chilling at home while doing nothing important and being a useless piece of shit just like me right now.
We are the same.

>> No.54556123

>>54553804
Never before have I encountered someone that I could honestly say I would go to hell and back for as I do for this dumb shark

>> No.54556162

>>54556120
You are not the same you are a man

>> No.54556200

>>49840764

>> No.54556209

>>54554815
Tiny shorts are cute too...

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>>54556162
Well yes, what's your point?

>> No.54556239

Holy newfag

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