/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>54407395

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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>>54421786
UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I want to smell Gura

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>>54421786
I should buy some ramune

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my wife

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I love Gura the most!

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>>54421880
its really overpriced

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>>54422033
I buy it for the experience

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Gura could have been part of the karaoke relay but Cover screwed her over again. Last to debut her new outfit, has never been part of a karaoke relay

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Sex with a fembud.

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It pissed me off a little hearing her talking about eating pancakes and a stream like they're equivalent. Actually, that it was a stream didn't even enter into her calculus, she only wanted to play it because she saw Ame do it.

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Why's the opening showing a Q thumbnail

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>>54422270
its a screenshot from the video

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>>54422270
Why not

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just woke up, how homosexual was the collab

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I'm ready to have super lovey dovey happy kissy sex for the sake of procreation with my wife whom I just married Gura!

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>>54422445
THEY ARE levels off the charts, go watch it before you get the best moments spoiled.

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I don't love Gura at all but man do I want to fuck her brains out.

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3 lives right? Miko and who and who?

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Reminder that nyo means piss.

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less than 5 minutes into the VOD and I must say
Amesame (or Gurame as you prissy fags prefer) is so fucking back and my heart is full

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>>54422721
Anya and marine?

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child

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Blue Protocol is being censored in the West by Amazon. They're changing all the skirts into shorts, covering all the midriffs, removing the player's ability to make small characters.
So I really, really hope Gura outright refuses to accept any kind of sponsorship deal to play it like some of the JPs did.
(And no, I don't fault the JP members that played it. Their version isn't censored.)

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>>54422270
are you actually genuinely retarded?

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>>54422911
yes and?

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>>54422938
ok

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>>54422586
I was gonna post this image, I think im gonna goom to it later

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>>54421786
My lovely wife!

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>>54422721
Marine's is only sankisei IIRC, but Gura is confirmed for Miko's and she might be at Anya's?

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>>54422586
Gayest post ITT

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>>54421704
It's 3-4 hours before I usually wake up, and I don't want to be tired if Gura does decide to play New Vegas

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>>54422270
You are thinking too hard on this. Even music videos on the official Japanese Hololive channel change at times.

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>>54421786
I made a better version of the OP image if any of you chumbuds are interested.

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>>54423738
what did ina do to you?

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>>54423514
What's that thing in the bubble?

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>>54423794
literally me..

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>>54423820
There is nothing in any bubbles.
If you continue to talk about things that do not exist, I'll have to assign you for psychological evaluation and potential reeducation.

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>>54423794
all me

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>>54423794
That's me...

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>>54423789
nta but she did literally call all hololive fans losers who just don't have their life together at all once
and she also went on a 30 minute rant about how she doesn't want people making art of her, saying that it's all garbage because some of it is slightly lewd

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nobody needs to point out that's bullshit right

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>>54424098
That anon is a schizo, but everything in that post is true regardless.

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>>54423989
Now that sounds a bit embellished

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Did gura said she was part of anyas 3d?

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Hopefully the trend of outfits being rigged by someone other than he-who-shall-not-be-named continues with this new one

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>>54424178
It's not, you can check warosu and verify all of it if you want to.
Like, this thread isn't the time or place to bring it up, but there's a lot of completely valid reasons to hate Ina and just not want to see her in fanart with Gura in this thread. Hence why there are so many image edits floating around /vt/ where Ina is cropped or edited out specifically.

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>>54423794
Oh shit he drew me

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>>54424276
Yes

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>>54424331
Nice

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>>54423794
Literally me

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>>54424276
Gura is in every 3d that was talked about.

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>>54424098
Its the usual retard, just ignore him, don't reply to him.

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>>54422789
enjoy it, i wanna go back and rewatch the best parts later

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>or maybe I'll play New Vegas
It's going to be really funny when she plays it offstream over discord to Ame privately. She never said she would stream it.

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>>54424276
No

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gura is dreaming about herself with booba right now

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still hate ame

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If Gura does get those pancakes instead of streaming, she owes us a tweet. She promised.

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>>54424509
she will stream for me

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>>54424705
it's Xeet

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>>54424276
Yes, she did.

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I will give Ame credit, she did get Gura to say she won't be doing shit this weekend. There's no way she would have told us that without prompting.

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>>54422938
yea I was looking forward to trying it but I'm not into amazon's censored trash

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>>54423794
Wow that's me.

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>>54424705
If she tries to think of a pancake xeet her pancakes will get cold and then start to mold over before she fully composes it

[Anonymous No.]

Does goob partake in Bluey r34?

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Is Gura a fembud?

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we're winning so hard bros, it's unreal

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>>54425184
stop thinking

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where is the gura sneeze soundpost
https://youtu.be/WkZJuVv2as0?t=5850

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Do you believe in aliens?

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Imagine how stinky, sweaty, and sticky Gura is at this very moment.

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>>54425534
i think they exist, I doubt we've ever interacted with them though

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>>54425534
Yes, I don't believe we're the only intelligent species in the universe. Doesn't mean they visited us though. If anything we should probably stop sending out radio signals, because IF a space faring civilization finds us they might straight up annihilate us.

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>>54425534
No, Gura.

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https://youtu.be/dNEmAg49dbg

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>>54425534
Yes

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Proof gura is of this planet?

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>>54425534
No, we are alone in this sea of nothingness. Our future generations whilst traveling these harsh cosmos will see emptiness surround them.

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>what do you think champ
no ame don't remind her...

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I love Gura's butt!

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do you think gura's shark teeth are cute

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>>54426116
I want to motorboat it, caress it, spank it, and goom in it.

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>>54426154
no, I prefer Gura's

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>>54426154
Yeah

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>>54426154
You don't?

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>>54425534
The universe is massive. There is absolutely non-human life out there
The universe is massive however, so it's almost impossible we've ever or will ever encounter non-human life

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>>54426154
Yes. I want to feel them sink into my flesh.

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>>54426223
where in my post did i imply i didn't?

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I want Gura to fucking murder me

[Anonymous No.]

I ate half a chocolate bar, and now my heart is racing

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>>54426313
same desu
imagine hugging her tightly as she eats your neck until you bleed out and die in her arms

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>>54426348
Do some reps...

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>>54425534
aliens are 100% real statistically speaking, whether or not we've interacted with them leaves room for personal belief. I choose to believe we have.

also I love gura the most!

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>>54426313
>>54426381
Fuck.. I want that so bad..

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>>54425534
They more than likely exist but the chances of 2 intelligent species existing AND meeting each other at the same time is almost 0%.

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is advarcher still doing doodles I haven't seen them in a while

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>>54422089
She could be on day 2. Doubt Cover is going to spirit bomb the first two debuts but leave the second day to hang.

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>>54426738
i see him in chat. he's also active in the discord

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>>54426832
if he's posting doodles in the discord can you post them here please

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did gura and ame have fun

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>>54426953
goob morning

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>>54426953
Sharkdreams

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>>54426989
Yes and they also had sex

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>>54426989
yes and Gura is back to acting like a lovestruck girl with Ame

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>>54426953
Oyasame

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>>54426747
>Pekora
>Moona
>Suisei
>Gura
Karaoke relay spirit bomb for day 2 would be sweet. This could be what Gura was recording the other day since Cover probably would want to pre-record everything to prevent hitches.

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>>54426953
sleep tight buddy

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>>54427144
Usually these relays are live, so I doubt it was pre-recorded. They've had multiple screw-ups during the relays in the past, I suppose if we're being cynical they might've gotten her and the others to pre-record since this is the EN3 girls' big moment

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>>54426953
goonite
>>54426886
im not that active, i just saw him in the general gura chat recently. i only use the discord for alerts

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Has Gura become a real boy yet?

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>>54426381
hot
I don't know why but Gura has implanted some sort of blood fetish in me, I want her to just absolutely gore me

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gura will be here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVxgwstf-Aw

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I love Gura for real and I don't just want to have sex with her.

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>>54428767
maybe

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>>54428767
She was referring to the Miko 3D i thought

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gura sex gura sex

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>>54426747
I don't think it's a coincidence that 5/10 ENs are in on day one. Also Ame was about subtle as a brick about the weekend.

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>>54428827
Pretty sure she'll be in both.

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was gura in here posting that it was a butthole

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>>54427022
Who's holding that umbrella? Why is she so enthralled with basic arithmetic? Why isn't she finishing her toast? Why did she not bother to toast her toast? Why do I look like a fish?

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>>54429124
She said she was in one, now given how unsure she was she may have forgotten she was also in Miko's 5th anniversary one, but I'm not really certain, it's a maybe at best.

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>>54429152
Yes she knows we love her butt

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>>54429259
>Why do I look like a fish
that's the ebi that Gura drew that goes with her kimono outfit

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>>54429390
I don't think she specified how many she was in. Either way, we'll know in like 7 hours anyway.

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>>54429401
he looks like an ant

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We do know she was at the studio with Anya and they hugged. That sounds like a confirmation to me.

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>>54429449
https://youtu.be/WkZJuVv2as0?t=11947
>I'm in one of those!
Actually listening to it again I think she may have forgotten she was in Migo's anniversary live

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>>54426738
he was on a trip or something since early july

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anal with gura

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>>54429840
I want to fill her colon with my goom ToT

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>>54429562
You can hear the cogs turning in her head trying to remember what was ok to disclose.

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Not sure if this information has been relayed but her OP took 10 months to make and her MV has been in the works since January

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>>54430049
i dont understand why these things take so long
japanese company micromanagement?

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>>54430165
there's a lot of moving parts and even if there is no micromanagement gura still has to be asked for confirmation most steps of the way.

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>>54430049
Where is this information from?

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>>54430165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hepBUvFktk
>10 months
>9 months
who do I believe, and did you pull the MV being in the works that long out of your ass?

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gura cuteeeeeeeeeeee

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>>54427003
im basically counting this as new forehead art

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I am unironically parasocial for gura

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>>54431112
woah me too

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>>54424303
Kill yourself, schizo.

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Do you think Gura has any idea how many people are actually madly in love with her?

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>>54431574

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>>54431576
She knows, but she obviously doesn't care about anyone's love but Ame.

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>>54423989
>literally call all hololive fans losers who just don't have their life together at all
the irony
>>54424303
Inner is a soon-to-be hag who's in denial of her fertility. She can whine all she wants and we can "plap plap plap" all we want. Every Holo is autistic and she just happens to be autistic about sex.
I don't fault her though, I would argue she's the most socially stunted EN

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>>54431576
Yes but she underestimated it

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>>54431574
>>54431607
look at her giant head

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>>54431574
Neat. Also, how many different designs of the yukata are there? I swear it's different every time I see it.

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>>54431574
>>54431607
Are there unique Gura voicelines anywhere? She'd love the chance to do that.

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>>54431576
Yes, but she does not consider that it carries over to her rm

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I will be the one to PLAP PLAP PLAP this slut!

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>>54431686
She doesn't know they are the same to me and many others.

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Why yes I am actually unironically in love with her and fully intend to make her my bride.

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>>54432222
checked. also this is actually my post

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Gura loves booba but to be accurate her other hand needs to be on Chloe's butt.

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Gura's hands are so small that she has to use fake nails for kids

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>>54432572
Dear lord I need her so badly

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>>54432572
She said she doesn't use the fake nails for kids though. Is this one of those things where she's lying and people can tell but I can't tell?

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>>54431660
I need more Gura pilot voice lines
https://youtu.be/yL7ndXwvBu4?t=17149

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>>54432754
She doesn't use the fake nails for kids with the kid designs. She uses the kid size nails with I assume no design and just a color.

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>>54432882
I was laughing my ass off watching her trying to take off.

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[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1668564076333797378?s=20

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https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1684849686291824640?s=20

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>>54434740
Why are you peeping inside a little girl's room?

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Honestly buds, I think my wife might be too cute. She's dangerous.

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>>54426313
She owns me.

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love gura or else

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>>54435457
I don't love Gura at all. She's just a nice fuck toy. T u T

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https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1684849686291824640
https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1684849686291824640
https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1684849686291824640

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let Gura experiment on how to make you lactate?

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>>54436055
She could make me lactate from my penis. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

What does Gura's breastmilk taste like?

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How long do I have to tease, lick and suck on her cute, sensitive nipples until I receive her sweet milk?

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>>54436972
7 months

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https://youtu.be/WkZJuVv2as0?t=8967

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>>54436972
Would ruin Gabby.

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Goob morning but also goob night.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this WHORE so much it's unreal.

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>>54429840
From what I understand this is actually the best bet when they are that size. The anus streatches better than the vagoo. I guess that still applies to Gura even though she is 1000X older

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thousands of chumbies were rubbing their nipples, trying to lactate

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>>54431574
>>54431607
farquad looking ass

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Child

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>>54439645
>were
it's a long-term experiment

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>>54440584
Yeah mine

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goob morning
i love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>have early morning work
>started new program with my therapist
>fell asleep an hour into the collab
fuck my life

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>>54442316

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hey bili2 watcher what's the "numbers" for himehina's stream there?

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i pooped

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>>54443243
Wrong thread

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About the shizos having a meltdown and posting art of gura with several holo members a few threads ago... I obviously would't ask in that moment because it would only make the whole situation worst, but I have a question that has been in my head since then, could you people explain to me why you hate Ina here? Mori or Kiara I understand, but why Ina? I'm genuinely curious.

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>>54421786
Offtopic thread we all know /vt/ is a NIJISANJI BOARD GET YOUR HOLONIGGER THREAD OFF MY BOARD

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>>54443706
Nobody hates Ina here, it's one schizo.

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>>54443706
we don't hate kiara she gives us updates on other holo's gura being the big one when gura her self will not.

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>>54443706
the only people who hate ina here are gurame zealots
i even think its only one single guy

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>>54443706
But I love Ina?

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>>54443909
He's not even a real Gurame fan. He just wants to shit things up for people who are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54443909
That guy is a gurame anti

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>>54443806
>>54443909
>>54443912
>>54443954
>>54443957
Good to know that it was just one schizo since I love Ina myself.

>>54443827
Well, people here are more normal than what I expected, that's good I guess.

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>>54430504
MV took 4 months. It baffles me how long the song itself took

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uh, I hate kiara because she started the rrat that gura has hair

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>>54444340
i heard Kiara is more smelly than Gura..

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>>54444275
I think that guy is actually mentally ill

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>>54444321
Where are you getting this information from? We know how long the song took. It's right there. It took 9 months.

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>missed a few threads
>check the archives
>see this
>>54399497
>>54396279
>whydoihavetosleep.jpg
Anons, please, could you reupload them?

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>>54444418
You will probably hate to hear it but it was on the discord

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>>54445256
No, I'm happy to hear that, finally someone gives me an answer. Please just say your fucking source the point of that is so people don't have to visit the discord.

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>gura misled thousands of people into watching Anya
based

[Anonymous No.]

>asleep
>dream of having daki shipping notification
>wake up
>no daki shipping notification
I want to go back...

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>>54446352

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>>54446208
It's the only ID I care about, I would've been watching it anyways...

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>>54446352
mine did yesterday

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Gura's showcase was better

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>>54447624
gura's was a mess

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I had a dream that I was playing Valorant (a game I don't play) with Gura and she was flirting with me. It was nice.

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>>54448034
Gura's was fucking great. The hell are you on.

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I want to be Gura's husband so I can force her to sit down and finally fucking learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Gura’s Cupid cover is so sweet…

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>>54448034
why lie?

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>>54448034
Only the math segment and only because it went on for too long.
But she kissed me and showed us piling on her so it's still okay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get physical with gura but its not in an intimate way...

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>>54448419
No, the math segment was fucking kino. People hating it are idiots.

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>>54448034
If you cut out the bits where she tried to make us think Kanauru was her then it was great

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>>54448853
Those parts were good too.

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[Anonymous No.]

I regret watching whores while Gura was ghosting us...

[Anonymous No.]

A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
Gura bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.

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>>54448107
>>54448307
It's my opinion, I think she aimed too high and missed, probably to management's fault more than hers.
>>54448419
>>54448853
basically this, I don't hate kanauru 3d stuff but I'm tired of it. Math segment got old on the third question, the sound effects and shrimp tsunami ending were good though.
And above it all, I like when gura talks to us, not when she's treated like a mascot/product so the "TV" theme they went was already bad on my book. The execution being shit was a nail in the coffin.
The last members chat+karaoke was, to me, worth more than a hundred of that showcase.

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>>54449822
Your opinion sucks.

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>>54449789
Reminder that Gura walked around a big city for an indeterminate amount of time before buying her hoodie.
This entire time she was naked and showing absolutely everyone her perfect loli body with no shame, the little exhibitionist brat.

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>>54449441
Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Reminder that she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted (this is "early" 2022 indeed). Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was in Sweden again shortly before her birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family know they are dating. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by him, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" this month is because he received threats and she's trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Martin's cock in peace". The only holo with a cunt looser than this WHORE is Ame.

tl;dr she is a WHORE and the WHOREST of them all until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

are we really gonna try to retcon history and say that gura didn't have the most unique and entertaining 3D showcase in all of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>54450093
Kys niggerfaggot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>54450447
That's me

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>>54450261
There's a reason for everything. Choose your rrat wisely.

>she was in Sweden since the house hunting trip and left after the yab to return asap
>she used a Swedish proxy to trigger the Valheim and the Badge schizos

First rrat implies she was visiting him. A woman visiting her overseas male friend on her own. Draw your own conclusion on this.
Second rrat implies she got butthurt because of the Valheim and the Badge yab. She reacted with spite, posting the poll from a Swedish proxy, going as far as to ruin her kayfabe during her birthday week just to trigger a group of fans, because for some reason she really, really cares about him.

Choose your rrat wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances Gura streams today?

[Anonymous No.]

Chumchads just can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

She is a lazy and greedy whore. Every egirl wants to feel like an idol and live with the benefits of an idol: the bloated ego thanks to the thousands/millions of fans who love you like crazy, all the money they trow at you, shining on the stage in front of large audiences... shame that there isn't a western whore who wants to put in any efforts to prove they actually deserve all of the above, they all want it easy and handed to them on a silver plate, because this is the mentality of the average entitled western whore.

As soon as they get exposed for the whores they really are, they go full anti on their own fans. A clear example was Ame when she enabled the homos, another example is Kronii for the same reason and the most obvious example is Gura after she was called out for the WWE poll and the Valheim thing.

The fact she talked about getting sunburnt but didn't want to say HOW is yet another fact she despises her own fans, the people who handed her success on a silver plate and paid her bills, from the bottom of her heart.

The thought of chumbies seeing her bare skin at the beach disgusts her SO MUCH she doesn't even want to think about the possibility of us being within sand ball throwing distance from her, so much she doesn't even want you to entertain the though of her being in a swimsuit on a beach.

Meanwhile the perfect stranger, toxic and serial rapist Tyrone who just got out of jail and was chilling at the beach with his sheboon was able to ogle all over Gura's body for a whole day and all days after that because she's most likely going to the beach every day when it's sunny, one of her family members already got a nice homogeneous tan, she must be used to going to the beach around April-May.

To her, a literal stranger from the street is more trustworthy than chumbies. Just like that time at Mori's party, same shit. The thought that one of those strangers could be a chumbie terrifies her, they could be toxics or drunkards (they were as Mori said) or wannabe trashy cowboys but god forbid not the chumbies... and this again is why she acted like the party never happened, even after Mori openly talked about it

The fans are just stepping stones and disposable wallets, nothing more than numbers on an ATM screen, a bugged ATM with infinite credit is all they are. She's a manipulative liar and she knows she's an awful person, her shyness isn't because of social awkwardness, is because she cannot relate to the girls who love their fans, she thinks they're a bunch of fools and looks down on them, still not as much as she looks down on her fans though.

No amount of your namecalling to me will ever change this reality, the reality she so hard is trying to broom under a carpet to keep you believing in your dream, the dream that's being kept together like a mosaic with nothing more than dry semen, that nordic semen she worships so much.

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>>54450259
Lots of people really hated that it was just edited clips. I personally found it pretty entertaining and a fun gimmick to tie the different scenes together

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>>54451029
Ame asked her to. She doesn't care when we ask her to stream at all.

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>>54451029
50/50
she was definitely planning to take a 3 day weekend before ame guilt tripped her

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Whenever she goes some place where there's men she pretends that it never happened or does her best to avoid the subject.

Mori's Rager: she never, ever acnknowledged it's existence even though she was there for 2 days "sleeping" in a bedroom without doors, with a bathroom without doors or tents and with hallways as wide as truck's frame.

April's Sunburn: she was to the beach where there was someone of the opposite sex with her but she never admitted going to the beach even though she used the sunburn as an excuse to fuck off for days, which is understandable if she really got sunburnt and one can only get that much sunburn spending hours under the scorching sun.

The Sempai: it was Kanauru, there was no reason for her to keep the name of any jp sempai secret. She talked as little as possible about it but she was too happy to not mention that she got to meet him, that's when she got the agreement for him to record her mocap for the BD live.

June's JP Trip: she never admitted leaving for Japan, even her posting time coincides and she met many people who talked about her as well, but she still refused to say anything because she's always accompanied by a man she doesn't want you to find about.

She's a very stupid girl, she thinks this kind of omitted information will somehow make people believe she's not meeting any man while it's the total opposite, her behavior is becoming more obvious ever day, whenever she's in close/physical contact with a man she avoids talking about her situation as much as possible.

She's a whore who manipulates lonely men (You) for money, making them believe they are giving her money out of their own will as if her fake personality and manipulation had no part in it at all.

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>>54449822
Anon, Gura was most likely the one who came up with the TV channel surfing idea. You don't have to blame management when it's all on Gura for fucking up

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https://youtu.be/gHuDd_myOUE?t=1730

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>>54451151
well I hope she enjoys my 400 ARS a month LOL

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>>54451195
Gura didn't fuck up. The TV segments were all great and everyone who isn't a fucking retard liked them.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow a bunch of organic post all at once.

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>>54451114
>>54451144
>Gura streams
>duurrrrr she was just forced to
>Gura doesn’t stream
>duuuurrrr she hates everyone
Damn, guess you never lose when you think like that

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>>54450621
Gura's butthole...

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>>54451530
No, she was asked to. By Ame. Whose desires carry 10000000000x more weight than her entire fanbase.

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>>54451263
Hearing her talk about ASMR ideas is fucking painful, Christ.

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>>54451625
she asked Ame what she was doing tomorrow and was asked in return the same question like a conversation usually goes numbnuts

[Anonymous No.]

my daki cover is coming but i dont really have a pillow for it

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>>54451767
hang it on your wall

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>>54451767
nail it to a cross

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Imagine still believing the depression bull shit in July 2023.

The only thing she's worried about is taking care of the 6 months old mutt she birthed during the hiatus time last winter. I hope Martin betrays her as much as she betrayed us so she can feel at least 1% of the pain she inflicted to thousands, it would be even better if some European schizo beat Martin into permanent coma so she'd live with the guilt of being the cause of his suffering. I'd love to see her whore herself out and get addicted to heavy drugs and alcohol until any pride she got left is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>was planning to make pancakes today and then take two days off
She really hates us...

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>>54451767
Wear it and masturbate pretending you are inside gura

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>>54451868
Ha...pancakes

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>>54451842
I believe the one getting ruined would be the chumbie instead, surely people already tried and failed, his name is known since 2021 and schizos have sperged about him for over a year now. They either got caught or the address was wrong. If anyone successfully did anything to him I'm sure they'd come here bragging for days and we saw nothing so far.

Anyways she never quit being a drunkard, she just learned to hide it. That's why she gets along with Mori even after she ruined her birthday last year.

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I wonder what made his schizo brain act up today?

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>>54452014
He gets really mad when she’s streaming

[Anonymous No.]

Will you take the EN3 pill?

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>>54452014
>The schizo's brain acting up
No it doesn't, thats why he posts this shit

[Anonymous No.]

is there a chronological list of Gura appearances anywhere? tracking down collab vods is fucking impossible

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>>54449822
The TV theme wouldve been great if it was different little skits Gura had recorded that we saw

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>>54452207
Like this?
https://holodex.net/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/collabs

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>>54452014
which one?

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>>54422385
Perfect
the eighth wonder of the world

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to watch Threads (1984) with us.

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>>54452350
Yes, but preferably not on Holodex. Oh well.

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>>54452014
No one loves you and you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/gHuDd_myOUE?t=3597
soundpost please

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https://youtu.be/gHuDd_myOUE?t=3953
here it is the reason I clicked the vod. gura's mud shoes TuT

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>>54452207
I have a list in a spreadsheet from this year but I’m not home for a couple days

[Anonymous No.]

>one thing I like to do is think like a baby - Gawr Gura of Hololive EN

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[Anonymous No.]

>>54422911
she should be wearing undies
>>54424247
>>54426193
>>54432374
>>54433877
erotic, I'm gonna goom

[Anonymous No.]

gura wears ugly fake nails and uses tiktok

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>>54454075
fuck off anti

[Anonymous No.]

Gura make fun of my town Oskaloosa…

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNvuwzk_S-c

[Anonymous No.]

Gura makes use of her slitty

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>>54454451
guess where this finger is going

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>>54454228
Sorry you have to live in Iowa

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>>54454632
she was 100% implying she was gonna stick it up our butts anon

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>>54454878
no she wasn't

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>>54454904
you don't know her sense of humor then

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>>54454949
it wasn't 100% she could mean the other thing

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/qez02c

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>>54455420
>If I have to be the one who will bring it to your attention constantly, then I will
I wish Gura would call us tiny and cute again..

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>>54455466
anon she did. like. a lot. very recently

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>>54454725
My biggest city is called “These Moaning”
I’m fucked..

[Anonymous No.]

Unlike some of the other midwestern states Gura mentioned mine all on her own last night. Im in for sure buds

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>>54455621
Wisconsin

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>>54455898
nope

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>>54455926
Midwestern Bangladeshi?

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>>54456129
that's me

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>>54453015
gura's journey from ame milk yes, to I don't want to say almond milk you spam ame milk, to asking ame if she ever lactated before

[Anonymous No.]

slimy asmr kisses soon

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>>54456751
At the rate she's going, I expect this around 2025.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura watches grand tour
she likes crusty old men
we're in, ojibuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>54456751
She's never doing asmr again

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1684966762289274882
you guys saying moral's anatomy sucked worked

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>>54444794
oh hey, both were me

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>>54457143
Oh, so I won't have to bother two people, great! I would be very grateful if you'd be so kind as to reupload them.

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>>54444794
https://litter.catbox.moe/yixxhy.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/k0nae0.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/0i5jlw.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/09okgn.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/s9bb4e.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/lcwzs6.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/nuca5a.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ldu05x.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/8ekf9q.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/urj13l.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/d7lwk1.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/lhjd48.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/f7lvh1.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/gc2zc2.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/b6j9ny.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/2ze1v1.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/nbjkk2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Gura if she was my slime girl thing
https://youtu.be/1RzNDZFQllA

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>>54456922
maybe he read the posts here..

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>>54457327
Cheers, anon. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54456903
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>54457327
Based

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>>54457447
You must come to terms with the truth anon. It will set you free

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>>54457327
UOH

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[Anonymous No.]

I can't get over this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmAg49dbg

[Anonymous No.]

>>54456922
just compare your art to the human body and erase some lines its not rocket science

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>>54457859
Why aren't you a drawfag if it's that simple then?

[Anonymous No.]

The usual schizo is that one ukrainian who sent an anti-pedo superchat to Kiara when she was about to collab with Neuro-sama
He gets so triggered when I insult his queen, Nina Kosaka
He watched Kiara in hopes that the day of niji-holo unity would come (cringe)
He likely watches Pomu too
Nijiniggers said he hates Enna (It's probably because Enna bullied his queen)

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>>54457859
anon when I imagine people I think of anime.. I'm literally incapable of imagining a realistic human body

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>>54456922
well im pretty sure he probably posts here

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[Anonymous No.]

It's that time again when we all wait for twitter activity and grow progressively more despondent until we get the sweet release of Gura streaming or the acceptance that she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

[Important Question]
Does dino Gura lay dino eggs?

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>>54458361
>we
still waiting for her to stream consistently for 3 weeks straight

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>>54458370
Dino Gura is just small Gura in a dino costume. She does lay eggs because Gura lays eggs.
https://litter.catbox.moe/91uje7.png

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>>54458481
anon goomed onto this

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>>54458529
and he won't share pics >:(