/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL and NijiKrisis!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

NijiKrisis
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>54184073

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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Kiss me anon

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>>54319685
w-why would i kiss you? b-baka

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>>54319685
mwah

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Whilst /nenmen/ might not be taking part in the VTL, I do encourage you to make your voice heard and vote for the best meme names related to the boys for the /nijien/ roster.

https://forms.gle/RNh8Yu78RiFHZZaS6
https://forms.gle/RNh8Yu78RiFHZZaS6
https://forms.gle/RNh8Yu78RiFHZZaS6

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!

[Anonymous No.]

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Iluna & Xsoleil at Anime Impulse July 29-30: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1666882791693484033
ACGHK 2023 Panel with Pio and Luca on July 30th https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1678512843216281604
Mysta at ACGHK2023 July 31: https://twitter.com/LizRias/status/1673623993423908864
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Ike, Luca, Uki, Sonny, Ren and Ver at Anime Impulse OC September 2nd-3rd https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1678479204743016452
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Mysta Arma Bianca Preorders (Until Jul 31): https://pr.armabianca.com/nijisanji-newera-jp/
Mysta 1m (Until Jul 30)
Mysta Outfit Goods (Until Jul 30)
Luxiem UFO Catcher
Roadtrip
NijiEN Store 2nd anniversary
Iluna 1st Anniversary
Kemanekineko Summer Vacation Collab

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5e-QkVib8Y
Ver Audio Drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPyYBKlNhDs
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIbfLeWiWY
Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZNwyX_0aI
Ren Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsrs_MWibw
Mysta Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwgLNQDNyU
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

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Current streams:
Pio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7_Zn5SpRQ
Kyo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8GO1NmLDw

Upcoming streams:
Uki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xgoT1o6xXQ
Luca w/ Krisis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGj396YgiGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>54320942
thank you news kindred <3

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>>54322036
oh the krisis thing with luca is today hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

pure sex

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>>54322778
Slutty looking glasses

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SHU PLEASE RAPE MY ASS

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Sometimes I think about the cosmic impossibilities that lead to this man existing on my screen and I start crying. I love him so much

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detect my love is fun to listen to

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>54325058
Cute pasta kindred, for me it's been fun to pick out something new to focus on in each listen of it

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Oh hey, cytube finally fixed it's api issues. Would you want a channel where we can watch old vods/music during dead hours? I think it'd be fun.

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>>54325058
i thought it was a bit too chaotic but it's nice

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>>54325911
i think that's a good idea! i made one where i watched old vods with some anons over fuuchan's break but a dedicated one for the split would be good too.

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alban LOVE

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any quildren have a list of which vocaloid songs ike has sang?

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>>54327086
coolio, name is nenmentv, currently playing a buncha music since mysta's orisong got me in a mood

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i miss ver

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>>54327590
forgot my image....

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Shota uki so cute and abused, imagine the things that went down in that facility

[Anonymous No.]

yu sex

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>>54329048
gay shota orgy

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I still never forgive luca for nerfing his tits for phony

[Anonymous No.]

aik rabu

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wuca soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGj396YgiGs

[Anonymous No.]

luca and krisis on da telly

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they all look so retarded I love them

[Anonymous No.]

is that yu's crotch KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Yu got cock on the mind

[Anonymous No.]

zali knows yu's willy!

[Anonymous No.]

piochan?

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>>54332659(me)
yeah that's 100% pio i hate that he doesn't wear socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>54332855
but it gives easier access to the feetsies

[Anonymous No.]

alban?

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>>54333055
it's a girl
>>54332966
he stinks...

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Fucking rigged

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S SONNY

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>>54333669
count on the kadets

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so cute and erotic....

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>>54333692
i'm not even a kadet but his neck is pure sex there's no way to get it wrong

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luca.....uki's mole is there too....

[Anonymous No.]

To say I'm pissed off would be an understatement. After 11 years, those lowlifes at Domino's let my wife go. I would really like to know why and those of you who know me these days, know that I WILL find out. In the meantime, if any of you would like to know also, please go to their Facebook page and ask them. I would really appreciate it. Their half-assed excuse was that he wasn't working out. After 11 YEARS? Come on. This old boy is STORMING!!!! You can't even get people to work 40 hours these days and his AVERAGE week was 50 to 60. Needless to say, we WILL be seeing an attorney soon. If anybody knows a good labor attorney, please let me know. Thank you. I'd better quit now before I go too far. By the way. The low life who fired him was Riku Tazumi.

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ITS PIKACHU

[Anonymous No.]

i forget vanta has to use a belt to hold his cock

[Anonymous No.]

what is with the krisis picks and the crotches. REN WHY ARE YOU FIXATED ON HIS CROTCH

[Anonymous No.]

krisis sure know each other's bodies

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>>54334296
imagine having such a massive cock that you need a belt to hold it up...

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for someone who said he knows niji......zali.........

[Anonymous No.]

willy not beating the dachi allegations

[Anonymous No.]

wilson is always so nice to zali......cute

[Anonymous No.]

uki? ike?

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>>54335284
Looks more like uki

[Anonymous No.]

>>54335394
i think uki's is more v shapped?

[Anonymous No.]

oh my god it's goreman himself

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OH WOW THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOOO HARD TO GUESS I WOULD NEVER TELL

[Anonymous No.]

gotta say ike has some kissable lips

[Anonymous No.]

vanta......

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for coming over to the cytube, I'll think about what to put in the morning when i wake up, have fun with wuca's stream

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THAT'S SHU OR MYSTA BUT I'LL SAY SHU

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wait no it's mysta

[Anonymous No.]

>>54337116
good night anon!

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IT'S MYSTABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAST

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>>54338018
I'm going to miss them so much... At least it's with a proper graduation in the end...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54338224
it's sad to see luca losing so many close friends....not really losing, but it still hurts

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>>54338698

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>>54339172
we need a sex cat and uki one now

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>>54325715
smooch anon~
me too, even if i didnt watch niji i would enjoy it.
>>54326047
the instrumentals are a little loud, i love the beat but it can sometimes drown out mysta, still fun though

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that jazz on the clock is GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that jizz on the cock is GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

god i miss wife

[Anonymous No.]

SNNNNNNNNNNNIIFF

[Anonymous No.]

board fast hate

[Anonymous No.]

sonnyban rape
https://twitter.com/ctydanapurple/status/1684147348799365120

[Anonymous No.]

Sonny please play lisa

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

i want to tongue kiss shu

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[Anonymous No.]

>>54351029
I totally forgot about koshien, guess it's because my oshi is not in it this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54351905
hopefully next year he'll opt in

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>>54352670
yeah wife was really cute last time!

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[Anonymous No.]

takaradachi check membership

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https://puzzle.aggie.io/vCbsft

BIG unity puzzle for today all ur boys are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>54354164
Oh! Exciting

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[Anonymous No.]

Ike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU597MIwZj4

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Fu-chan being fucked by some of the guys running a train on him and making him guess who's inside, blindfolds, DP, dom/sub. It MTLs well
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48890599?view_adult=true

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Vanta's membership is open

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Good morning, please request some streams for the cytube when dead hours roll over. Preference for livers that won't stream solo today(vox, mysta, zali,etc).

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>>54361915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez_8NdwcsGI

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>>54361915
If you don't mind streams with women, both parts of the nekopara collab

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>>54362264
As long as it's majority lads, I will consider it!

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Vanta stop tempting me https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta/status/1684544259129741312

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Vanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxkmIzfViQ
Ren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-7ror98bFs

[Anonymous No.]

Ren is a good boy and I like him very much. I hope renvaderz keep taking care of him

[Anonymous No.]

Archivekadet are you here? T o T did you archive yesterday's zelda stream? Can you share it please?

[Anonymous No.]

Vanta had to redraw shu because he made him too pretty at first

[Anonymous No.]

miss wife

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>>54361915
last call for vods, I'll start with fortnite and then nekopara in an hour. Might add touchstarved so we make it to the zomboid collab

[Anonymous No.]

Me wanting more art of Luca and Mysta together and getting it in this monkey's paw ass way has me sad. What stage of grief is this?

[Anonymous No.]

in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

Miss wife :(
Also fuck you jannies for banning me because of horse cock posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>54366891
I'm sorry you got in trouble for the wonders of horse cock. It's never the wrong time for education i'll just assume you were being educational

[Anonymous No.]

>>54366891
Lame asses don't want us to be educated

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vanta test stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ix8hR8cRU

[Anonymous No.]

>>54368202
i hope this vod stays up it's so comfy and the vanta sounds are so sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>54368270
you know what to do if it isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>54366320
Depression/Anger

[Anonymous No.]

cytube started with fortnite

[Anonymous No.]

>>54368291
i can't... i can feel myself falling asleep...

[Anonymous No.]

so much ver on twitter this morning. the serotonin

[Anonymous No.]

>>54366972
It's always educational
>>54367336
They're so abretrary too, I got banned for posting a horse mounting a fake mare and I've also got banned for posting a crab, but I've posted actual animal penis multiple times and nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

god I miss ike and vox collabs so much

[Anonymous No.]

how is this stream so sex he's just tryping

[Anonymous No.]

cute vanta laughs

[Anonymous No.]

I need to fuck vanta right now

[Anonymous No.]

well I sure hope you guys archived that if you wanted it

[Anonymous No.]

sex with vanta

[Anonymous No.]

[boo]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/luluna__20/status/1684505038478278656

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>>54373027
Mysta's just going to a better place... Luca's basement! Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54373027
;___;

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>>54373027
luca sure did suffer this month

[Anonymous No.]

selfish but i miss when wife streamed everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>54374494
it was too good of a dream... at least it lasted a month and a half. but he said we'll be back to regular schedules starting next week!

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>>54374813
i want to have his streams everyday but i also want him to take care of his health....at least he's resting a lot now

[Anonymous No.]

>>54374961
he stuck around for 5 hours yesterday, he's slowly working his way back to us. have this sexy wife to tide you over until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

wife and dog so cute
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1684590833339600896

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[Anonymous No.]

>>54375446
incorrect sonny gives me a hands-on demonstration

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>>54375446
why is doppio fading from existence

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>>54375519
Wow I genuinely thought the exact same thing when I saw that image... hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

>>54375746
Right? I didn't even ask for it either he just takes it upon himself to do it because he cares so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54375596
knew too much

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the archive of Vanta's scuff stream? I was napping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54375147
Anons those boobs are really toeing the line (haha) be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>54375147
hnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>54376771
do not bring the toe jokes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>54377347
are you perhaps lactose intoelerant

[Anonymous No.]

>>54377621
you'll be the one lacking toes once i'm done with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>54377957
watch your toene and good luck comfy, it would be a toetal disaster for you if you were to try toetal annailation one might say

[Anonymous No.]

nekopara live on cytube

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>>54378498
these remind me of gummy bears...when are we getting a snack collab

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>>54363978
Nta but I'm hoping other archive anons have it. I was archiving too but I got an error right at the end and the files got corrupted. I hate Neal.

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>>54378426
time to test if cat meat is sour

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[Anonymous No.]

krisis sex...
https://twitter.com/nj_kmkm/status/1684608547894767616

[Anonymous No.]

>>54379054
hell yes this is what I needed

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>>54378989

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>>54378848
your ass is toest sheep! but if it's meat you want then you're looking in the wrong place maybe try main, i'm sure one of the pomies there would be willing to help if you head toewards

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>>54379907
are you telling me to go suck pomie dick
i'm going to kill you

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the only otome games ive played are dandelion and nameless, both from cheritz before they made mystic messenger. could be kind of fun to see the boys voiceacting those on stream

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>>54380528
heh

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>>54380809
CHOMP

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>>54380745
i remember trying to get into mystic messenger but i thought it was too boring...also games that you have to wait hours to continue are a snorefest

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>>54381942
its boring unless you have a tight schedule, which i used to have when i played it. if i were to play it now it would be incredibly tedious

[Anonymous No.]

sex with noctyx

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my husband I need him back so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>54381942
I discovered that I don't like being romanced by the characters in games and prefer to play things where the characters don't constantly hit on me or if they do, I play as a male so there's a level of separation. Joseimuke in that doesn't fall too far to the otome side is preferred and when I can select gender, I play as a man so that layer of separation is there. It's a shame that the games I'd like to see Fuuchan trying aren't localized and one is so gatekeepy it stopped offshore people even being able to buy in game currency.

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>>54384147
>I discovered that I don't like being romanced by the characters in games and prefer to play things where the characters don't constantly hit on me
same, that's why i think i should play nucarnival, since you play as a boy who's not really 100% self insert material

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>>54384509
The artstyle of nucarnival filtered me but I pushed through for a while for this whore

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>>54385616
this is a whore for ants

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>>54385616
filtered you? but she draws some really cute and hot dudes..they even have some muscles on those bones

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>>54385771
I did not realise the image was so small when I grabbed it off google, oops
>>54385982
>they even have some muscles on those bones
That's the part I didn't enjoy

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>>54386208
>That's the part I didn't enjoy
are you that retard who complained about archivist being buff because you wanted all of the boys to be skinny ass ikemen?

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he killed millions

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>>54386383
Nope, I think everyone should have something that appeals to them and it's why I play games with ikemen and shota characters but I'm happy that muscle lovers have something to lust after. We need more variety in general.

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>>54387485
i'll shake your hand on that

[Anonymous No.]

nekopara part 2 starting on da tube

[Anonymous No.]

shu should rape my ass

[Anonymous No.]

i miss vox

[Anonymous No.]

>>54391577
I miss him too

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>>54391637
if he's asleep right now i must give him a blowjob while he's still sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>54392607
Only if I get to lovingly cuddle him while you do it

[Anonymous No.]

boys who age regress ToT

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>>54393535
alban....yu......

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>>54393535
you have no idea how many times i've replayed this clip because wife sounds like such a child here
https://b23.tv/EzmaNN2

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Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ggg4sDlyFc

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>>54395113
>>54395495
i meant the laurier bit, but any moment the boys are like kids is so cute makes me want to fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't had demon withdrawal this bad in months, can I just timetravel to tomorrow so I can see him again

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>>54395495
my buff bara husband who acts like a child sometimes uoh

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>>54397967
Didn't you just see him yesterday, and the day before?

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>>54380745
I love these games ^_^ otome games are so much fun.

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>>54398179
That member's stream hit me too hard, made me want him even more than usual

[Anonymous No.]

did youtube change the emoji size on mobile? ver's are huge now. unless he reuploaded them bigger or something. in which case i might redownload them if so

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>>54399607
wilson tweeted about the same thing so I assume it's a global update

[Anonymous No.]

>>54399905
oh nice. kinda like it better. easier to see

[Anonymous No.]

finishing off with touchstarved on da toob!

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[Anonymous No.]

zomb game boys~~

>alban POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZV6ueq-n4
>sonny POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1o2g-Ha5hY
>shu POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc39aDhXeFk
>ver POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_rt48oaeI
(krisis starting an hour later)
>wilson POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxG_nOCh8w
>vanta POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_geOq3MOE

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>>54402739
sex cat is too addicted

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>>54403631
sonny seems to be more addicted since he's been playing off stream a lot.....i want to see the rest of noctyx get into this game too, it'd be so fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>54402739
WHERE IS ALBANIA

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>>54404764
something broke

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>>54404844
Oh. I forgive him, then. For now.

[Anonymous No.]

auban start

[Anonymous No.]

yay zatsu !

[Anonymous No.]

>>54403765
i wish this game had sex in it so sonny could rape alban

[Anonymous No.]

Sexual harassment sushi

[Anonymous No.]

stupid whore cat stop teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>they'll come when they come
>but they're coming
kek

[Anonymous No.]

he's so cute and sweet, i missed him so much

[Anonymous No.]

s-shugur crumbs... yum...

[Anonymous No.]

sorry alban i believe in sharing whenever i can

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being /here/ alban, you don't have to know we restream events if you don't go to places filled with the thieves of the sea

[Anonymous No.]

that mushroom alban ate?
mine.

[Anonymous No.]

fat fuck is munching

[Anonymous No.]

I love niji!zomboid arc, happy for and appreciate sexcatto

[Anonymous No.]

alban grooming ver thank you

[Anonymous No.]

sonny gave up on them....

[Anonymous No.]

alban is so cute i love alban i love alban so much bros our cute hardworking sex cat

[Anonymous No.]

i wish sonny would molest me

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna see them raid west point but they keep getting newbies all the time......it doesn't seem likely......

[Anonymous No.]

>>54411940
Someone in main was wondering how many of them really want to even play. Like, if they're just trying to be social and ending up miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54412300
i think most of them who can do things without being prompted do want to play but i think the newbies are just trying it out since many people are playing. it's not a bad thing, but i wish they'd practice or play the tutorial at least before joining since the server is pretty old now, or at least do duo training like sonny and ver so albans povs aren't constantly newbie daycare

[Anonymous No.]

>>54412300
>>54412574
ya i think breaking up into smaller groups is better. you could tell ver did not wanna be there just standing around and jumped at the chance to leave with sonny

[Anonymous No.]

>>54412574
Yeah, even trios or something would be good. Really just need to split up with different survival goals each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54412993
i'm glad ver is proactive....i wish the other newbies didn't wait for alban to spoonfeed them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54413127
proactive but i also think it was too many voices/people for him kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54413127
Back to the theory that some of them want to play with friends but not this specific game very much so they struggle.
And that with so many people it's hard to ask stuff.
...And everyone has free stuff lying around to hand out.

[Anonymous No.]

fat fuck is excited for candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>54413985
yeah, i wish it was less of a niche game so there'd be no need for tardwrangling, like minecraft where you have people doing purely for the social aspect but you also have people going full autismo. but unfortunately, it's not..........i just want my sonny/alban/wilson group raiding westpoint together....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54414867
Oh my god I think you're just me, that's what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

noctyx figure
https://twitter.com/bushi_hobby_jp/status/1684760597966299136

[Anonymous No.]

>>54415241
wooooooohhh cute wife! noctyx LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>54415045
just like me fr.....but it's also partly albans fault, the rest of the girls were already fishing and stuff, there was no need to grab food. would've been more fun to take them raiding, and it would've forced them to learn combat mechanics fast

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of cute that Ver is so willing to trail after Sonny but it's also nice that they're actually doing something with teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

yay alban solo adventure~~

[Anonymous No.]

thank you for reading my mind alban i love you so so so sossososososo much

[Anonymous No.]

poor ver not able to have his senpai/student fantasy with sonny now

[Anonymous No.]

>>54415988
i'm sad. Ver and Sonny could already be there having fun but now they're waiting for 10 people to join them

[Anonymous No.]

I am nearly in tears waiting on whatever Luca's announcement is, I'm worried. I can't take any more crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54416614
anon, read his pinned comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>54416614
it says 'not graduation' in like three places

[Anonymous No.]

>>54416614
The pinned YouTube live chat comment of his says it isn't graduation news. So you don't have to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54416614
smartest anon itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>54416725
Doesn't have to be a graduation to be something bad :(

But I'll be excited instead, just nervous!

[Anonymous No.]

I'M HIS BABY DADDY... IT'S TRUE

[Anonymous No.]

our solo adventure ruined.....

[Anonymous No.]

>Sonny lets go kill ourselves!!!
Ver really just wants his alone time with Sonny

[Anonymous No.]

ok duos or trios are the way to go unless it's a slow group activity like fishing

[Anonymous No.]

Its a new outfit. Is he self paying for this?

[Anonymous No.]

Luca Kaneshiro you will always be my famous slutty princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>54417764
It's been in the works since before the lux second outfits, I'm assuming it's either paid or a milestone thing.

[Anonymous No.]

what's that accent sonny

[Anonymous No.]

>>54417764
new outfit.......reminds me that wife's won't be ready until noctyx's next anniversary hahaha.......
either way i hope luca's arms are...meatier this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>54417957
I mean if it was a milestone thing wouldn't Vox or Mysta have gotten it first? Probably the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54417764
pretty sure it was confirmed they don't pay for any of their outfits, otherwise the lottery/token system makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

military base lets go !

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for playing with Ver Sonny! I'm glad he had someone he could go off on his own with in a smaller group to learn and have fun with. It was enjoyable to watch and you make a good teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54418170
I don't know I'm just drooling and speculating

[Anonymous No.]

knovid collab WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

i'm kinda sick of zomboid collabs like these. it was fun when people were messing around the first few collabs since it's the start and it doesn't matter much, but once we're this deep into the game it actually becomes annoying to watch. i wish people who didn't take the game seriously didn't join just for the sake of joining. i know the blame isn't solely on the newbies but you can't expect to be spoonfed on how to play games when it's your fucking job to play them. i wanted to watch them clear west point this stream or even prep for winter but at this point it seems unlikely that they'll even make it to west point. if adventuring isn't your thing there's always farming or fishing but mindlessly following the group and not having a goal/direction makes it frustrating to watch. i also wish alban was more strict on TP, he needs to stop giving them a handicap and let them have a proper experience of dying and making your way back to base using the map.

i just hope no one new joins or if they join i wish they'd just learn how to play in duos or not wait to be taught how to do everything. maybe i'm too autistic over this game but it's actually pissing me off since someone who seemed genuinely interested to play left early because of the lack of direction

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours and we basically did nothing alban.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54421909
sonny became the king of soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>54421678
i think a more small group like noctyx playing it would be more fun...i guess i just miss noctyx collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>54421678
I feel the same way. There's certain folks that feel like they're just there to only chit chat and clown around, and sure whatever do that, but then nothing really gets done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54421678
Tako... I get it, but for me is the amount of voices. I feel like an actual schizo with that many people talking lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>54421678
maybe something like the way minecraft streams work would be better. people hopcon when they want to and only do huge collabs with a clear goal in mind. i've been watching wilson and it's fine because he always breaks off and does this own thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>54422267
if it's just the current collab partners, i want to see alban, wilson, sonny, and millie break off and adventure together. noctyx zomboid adventure would be kino though
>>54422322
i just hate that they're always relying on those who play the game properly, if you want to sit and chit chat don't drag the others down and learn the game before you join at least....
>>54422363
i hate the voices too.....but it'd be bearable if they broke off into proper groups
>>54422846
yeah i'm really enjoying alban right now since he's off solo

[Anonymous No.]

See I just wish Sprinters were available on servers so the Zomboid autists could have a tense adventure trying to live with those things around

[Anonymous No.]

>>54423022
i feel like the adventure they had off-stream where everyone died would've made a really interesting stream. if wife joins i want him to go full hermit RP

[Anonymous No.]

>>54423246
the time he played and dressed as a prostitute and tried to rape and kill sex cat...this game is made for wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>54423321
he was really pushing feminization that day. hopcon zomboid wife, fulfill your RP dreams

[Anonymous No.]

alban ending earlier than normal, i guess his social battery died out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

otsu

[Anonymous No.]

I'M FREAKING OUT
https://www.youtube.com/live/lMOLaskW_1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424176
WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGDSAGIYSAGFOIYSADF ASFOUGHAT WIF EPOUTING IADFGDAIOYFGDSAGIYSAGFOIYSADF ASFOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG POOOOOOOOOUTING POUTIN I'M CUMING DUGHSASASASA WIFEW CUTE WQIUFE C UWT EE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424500
HE IS BEGGING FOR COCK I'M GOING TO STRANGLE HIS PAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

please do not abuse this old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424915

[Anonymous No.]

Luca silhouettes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424985

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425040
aza.....

[Anonymous No.]

Decided to cut it off for now, since it did it's job and I was falling asleep anyways. Thanks for coming, and have a good night! I'll probably only do on request tomorrow, since there's fulgur's 3.0 to focus on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54424915
I will cum on his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425091
KEK. if only the boys could take a leaf out of his book and commission a real shota model

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or luca's new outfit seems very...simple? maybe it's pajamas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425727
>pajamas
and handcuffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425756
kinky shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425727
It looks like a prison jumpsuit to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425545
i wonder if they'd get heat for it though, have we ever gotten a shota model in EN vtubing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425999
the only way we're getting a shota model is if one of the boys does it as an extra outfit for april fools or something because the only shota-ish boy we have is a fucking wigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>54425999
I think if maybe Alban got it and it's like hidden under the guise of it being for childrens day then maybe there'll be no backslash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426215
>backlash
aren't takaradachis horny shotacon fujos? i don't think there's enough normies in his fanbase to shit on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426215
>childrens day
do they celebrate that over in the US

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426263
There are actual young kids who watches Alban...
>>54426301
I don't think they actually celebrate it...maybe it can be disguised as sex cat becoming Japanese kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426472
UOHHHHH TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426472
holy shit look at him..... i'm 'bout to get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426472
there's no fucking way children watch sex cat moan and whore himself out for supas and sex....

[Anonymous No.]

It's kinda sad that there's actual loli-ish chuubas in EN like Maria, Petra and Enna(kinda) and the one that fucked off yet the male chuubas have to walk on complete egg shells when it comes to this kind of thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426590
we need to exterminate normies

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426511
>>54426540
Can someone edit aza with alberts colours, I'm on my hand and knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426215
>>54426472
>>54427027
i will peropero his face and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427027
UOHHHH PERO PERO SHOTA TEARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427027
made for topping older men

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427393
you're so smart for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>54426590
I think we can have a shota but he's voiced by a woman which means a free pass and he's also not allowed to be sexual until he builds a dedicated fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427479
>he's also not allowed to be sexual until he builds a dedicated fanbase
More like he'd not allowed to be sexual until he got another outfit that's him aged up to be an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427417
i know

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if wuca love anon is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427757
slowly all our regular posters will die....and eventually only mintfag will be left....

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427895
i can't believe the willpower to talk about animal dick will keep her alive

[Anonymous No.]

the rejuvenating powers of animal cock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427479
>shota voiced by a woman
I'd rather just not have one at all then

[Anonymous No.]

>>54427895
>>54427979
>>54428057
Every time an anon calls me disgusting 5 years is added to my lifespan

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428285
doctors hate her! try this one weird trick!
you're doing the lord's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428285
you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting

live forever mintfag, watch everyone die right before your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428285
I may find animal genitalia and scat disgusting, but I would never find you yourself disgusting, Minty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428285
you're my wife i don't want you to die either way

[Anonymous No.]

When the sun expands and engulfs the earth in her fiery embrace, when entropy has finally accomplished its task, at the inevitable heat death of the universe with no light or matter.
At the very end of existence as you know it, remember that I will still be there posting about animal penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428564
i love you mintfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428564
Ok but you're genuinely kinda gross though. Very disgusting even I would say. You give me the ICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428564
At the end of everything, in the vastness of nothing and anything, sits a singular message.
>"man are duck penises fucked up or what"

[Anonymous No.]

Mintfag on Joe Rogan and they just talk about grizzly and gorilla penises for 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428435
>>54428512
>>54428601
I didn't know this many people loved me :')
>>54428635
It's alright I'm not everyone's cup of tea and that's fine, we all have preferences

[Anonymous No.]

Random thought but what are giraffe penises like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428924
look under your bed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428924
i'm guessing purple before mintfag explains

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428924
holograms don't have dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428940
My bed has no underside, checkmate.
>>54429001
GIRAFFES ARE REAL TO ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>54428924
I swear I've posted about giraffe penis before, they're kind of underwhelming but they do have a pretty funny mating ritual where the male bashes his head on a females bladder so she would pee and then he tastes the pee too see if she is fetile and ready to mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429246
>he tastes the pee too

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429246
I must have missed it before. I thought it would be bigger or have a weird colour (they have black tongues I think?) honestly, so I see what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

And here is a cute picture of a giraffe feeding her babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429246
no way giraffes are into piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429370
wonder how many anons in this thread are giraffes

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429370
A lot of animals are into piss, even bunnies
https://youtube.com/shorts/DxME66FUSQY

[Anonymous No.]

>>54429472
we need a bunny shota NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Damn...
Animal dick posting killed the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>54430050
mintfag is the most powerful poster