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I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.

What have you done for your Oshiis?

>> No.5423019

I will never forgive such a cute imagine now being associated with this kind of crap here, never.

>> No.5423021

Where are you getting the ammonia and nitric acid?

>> No.5423050

Pics of the project if you're not bullshitting.

>> No.5423147

Remember, she only drinks ringo juice when streaming. She prefers orange juice.

>> No.5423150

What's the long term purpose of this? To drink piss and pretend it's Suisei's?

>> No.5423153

Put me in the screencap

>> No.5423304

try drinking pineapple juice

>> No.5423344
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Pic related. There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that. It's very bubbly because of 7 Up, which I used to simulate the presence of carbonated beverages in her diet.

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OP here, here is a measurement of the project.

>> No.5423447


>> No.5423554

>nothing from image search
Keep us updated anon

>> No.5423556

Why are Hoshiyomis like this?

>> No.5423599
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>> No.5423653

/vt/ was a mistake

>> No.5423717

And on this day in /vt/ history...

>> No.5423737
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Ringo thread has entered a new stage

>> No.5423754

It's posts like this that make me really glad Suisei isn't fluent in English. If she knew what was happening here, she'd probably quit vtubing and move to a cabin in the mountains.

>> No.5423761

and I thought op was a girl until the semen mix

>> No.5423874

OP what do you plan on doing with this at its culmination? Preserve it? Drink it?

>> No.5423934

My plan is to smell the cup periodically during her streams. Drink rarely in sips so the mixture doesn't harm me.

>> No.5423947

package and export it to cover, so they can hand it to suisei

>> No.5424232
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I support you OP, please let us get an update about this

>> No.5424289

new to 4chan(nel)?

>> No.5424395

add me on the screenshot

>> No.5424694


>> No.5424726

why are chumbuds like this?

>> No.5424868
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The goal is for me to visualize the pent up urine welling up as she streams. Or Suisei failing to hold it in and pissing herself. I ran a test during her recent stream with Pekora and Nenechi. While the scent remains incomplete it is nearing an ideal state, and I have made a variety of corrections to the project in the past few days. My dick was diamonds as I thought about her struggling to hold in piss while with Pekora and Nene.

>> No.5424967

Take your meds anon.

>> No.5425012
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>search image
>no matches

>> No.5425038

Ringobros, not like this

>> No.5425048
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-lsd schizo
-piss schizo
what is it that suisei have that attracts the schizophrenic?

>> No.5425055

>post flat beer
>get (You)s

>> No.5425115

exactly op. We need actual evidence that proves whatever is there is your actual piss.

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>> No.5425303

put me in the screencap

>> No.5425556

Is this /vt/'s equivalent of the cum jar

>> No.5425697
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>> No.5426278

no it's worse

>> No.5426577

no, this is /vt/'s DIY crystalblowing except there's no practical joke and nobody's laughing.
improvised chemical weapons are NOT funny and suzy would not be impressed!

>> No.5426808
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been a while since someone posted some crazy shit like this, godspeed anon

>> No.5426885

In all practicality, it would be pretty funny if he decided to combine the mixture with bleach while not wearing any PPE.

>> No.5426932
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>> No.5426954

so how will OP deal with the fact that male urine is different from female urine?

>> No.5427044

I've found that for a vtuber fan to be the most emotionally stable, you need to have them exist in a "stable state" level of GFE, as well as operate emotionally in a relatively stable way on stream and off stream
Lack of emotional stability can be compensated for with extra GFE
But too much GFE while maintaining emotional stability can often lead to unintended consequences, too much GFE and too little emotional stability will cause...problems, too little emotional stability with no GFE will cause the worst kind of schizos, and too much emotional stability with too little GFE will cause a negative feedback loop. If you can't tell, Suisei is the latter.

Your Holo needs to be well-balanced in terms of GFE and emotional stability to produce high quality, motivated, and grounded fans. They need to feel loved while still maintaining a drive to succeed. It's all about the balancing act.

>> No.5427196

Hormone treatment

>> No.5427197
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You can't possibly be retarded enough to fool yourself into thinking your piss is gonna smell like Suisei's? I hope you die of an infection or some shit.

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>> No.5427250

That's not nice anon, you should appreciate his hard work to smell his oshi piss

>> No.5427296

Post more pics, post ingredients, and other thing related to this project.

>> No.5427426

all you're doing is introducing one female hormone into a pool of male hormones

>> No.5427448

do you think the hormones are going to have sex when we're not looking

>> No.5427485

Post tutorials anon.

>> No.5427520

But it's not his oshis piss and it never will be, how delusional does OP have to be to think his piss concoction is going to be just like some 90 pound Japanese girl that he knows nothing about?

>> No.5427522

No, the urine is still male urine but now it has a female hormone, doesn't change much
do your biology reps

>> No.5427586

Guess what? He won't. OP just pissed in a glass and made up a story and anons are overreacting to that.

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This is Unit-02. Identical to Unit-01, it acts as a "holding cell" for new urine as PH level is monitored and new things are added in. This is where I play God, ensuring the scent is of an ideal nature before I add it to Unit-01. As Unit-01 is near fullness, Unit-02 is acting as an overflow chamber until I dispose of some of the old urine. I will also give Unit-02 time to fill up a bit.

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Fucking hell I love and loathe this fucking board.

>> No.5427668

>Unit-01 is full of piss
God dammit Shinji

>> No.5427702

you're a based-ass little bitch for this one, anon

>> No.5427726

Holy fucking christ. we truly are the next bronies truly a project to rival the pony cum jar.

>> No.5427792

what would suisei think if she knew about this?

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Suisei might not appreciate this but we will

>> No.5427868

I didn't do my biology reps so i believe you it won't work.My other idea OP will kidnap a female and do the experiments on her, and when he perfected it, he'll drink her piss

>> No.5427869


Leave him, for gods sake, he’s a scientist.

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>> No.5427887

Never take your meds.

>> No.5427905
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what the fuck

>> No.5427906

now you're thinking, but op should kidnap a japanese woman with a healthy weight

>> No.5427978


>> No.5427990
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i fucking love /vt/

>> No.5428012

If op is American he can probably easily find some half bred jap woman, but he has to move for pure blood japs

>> No.5428125

put me in the screencap

>> No.5428127
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>mad piss scientist anon
please tell me you've tasted it already, i couldn't be satisfied just smelling my magnum opus
also why add semen?

>> No.5428137

im speechless this is so fucking good

>> No.5428152
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I made many of the OG ringo threads and I am starting to regret everything

>> No.5428171


He couldn’t control himself, it was just a lapse in the experimental process.

>> No.5428176

He said 'sorry about that' so it wasn't on purpose probably. I assume he got a sudden urge to piss after jacking off

>> No.5428179

I just opened a bottle of water and it's pretty much what I imagine her urine to be.

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And this is Unit-03. The Titanic. Ignore the hairs on the bottle and the discarded blackheads on the wall. The Titanic will come into play either when both Unit-01 and Unit-02 overflow or when I perfect the formula for Hoshimachi Suisei urine scent for mass production. With this, I will have a ready supply of Hoshimachi Suisei urine for smelling and production for her streams. Initially Unit-03 was being utilized for a similar project involving Rushia, but I had a mental breakdown and postponed that initiative.

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>actual peepee schizos turn up, think that they're in good company
How could this have happened bros...

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>Unit-03 was being utilized for a similar project involving Rushia

>> No.5428222

I could not exercise restraint. I accidentally masturbated into the cup after piss sniffing during one of her streams. This was evidence to me that the scent of the mixture was nearing ideal quality, so I persisted with the project.

>> No.5428235

Once you've perfected the Hotimati formula, which other Holos do you plan to make next?

>> No.5428242


>> No.5428249

When are we going to make threads about Nene kissing virgin anons ironically

>> No.5428260


Very interesting, Op. I have a question.

How will you tackle the issue of a dichotomy between scent and taste? You mentioned adding perfume to it. Doing so would change the smell, but also change the taste in a way that you can’t reverse. How will you achieve the goal of making it both smell and taste just like hers, if the process of achieving one reverses the other?

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thread theme

>> No.5428294

I would absolutely drink Suichan's fresh piss in a heartbeat, but you must understand that is very different from cheering on a schizo piss scientist as he attempts to recreate Suichan piss using his own

>> No.5428302

I have considered working on a Festival urine scent, but I am afraid emulating menhera eating and drinking habits to achieve the correct taste and scent would cause great bodily harm. As I am deeply invested in Hoshimachi Suisei I will be mass producing Suisei type urine for the foreseeable future.

>> No.5428316

Nice digits. I still have to know how it tastes.

>> No.5428321

Somewhere in Japan, Suisei is mixing milk with snot to approximate the consistency of her viewers' semen.

>> No.5428382

It says video unavailable. Guess we'll have to settle with the Bayonetta version:

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thread theme

>> No.5428414

It is a matter of balance. Initially the project was focused on scent, but I found myself drinking it after a few streams. Improvements had to be made to the flavor. I regularly dispose of old urine and replace it with new urine stockpiled aboard Unit-02, allowing me to ensure that the taste of feminine perfume does not become a problem that completely overrides the immersion of tasting the end result. I also added expired apple juice to offset this matter. I will be experimenting, I project the flavor and smell will be refined by the beginning of July.

>> No.5428423

>File name
Kek my sides

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That's a fair point, the risk might be far too great.
>mass producing
Do you plan to export your concoction?

>> No.5428529

It was just supposed to be threads about seeing our favorite chubas pee, no one could've foreseen something like this

>> No.5428540

hi, this is Takanashi Kiara. Please stop posting your urine, it's gross and suisei thinks you're weird

>> No.5428560

shut up chicken and let us drink your deep fried piss

>> No.5428578
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Now entering: Alchemy Laboratory

>> No.5428588

with the angel attack music reading this feels so much more different

>> No.5428595
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I intend to stockpile for future Suisei streams in the long term, so I may smell it while she streams. The piss becoming old is not too much of a worry. Addition of sugar, miniscule amount of 7 up/sprite/lime soda and new urine typically offsets this problem. In one instance I have deposited some of Unit-01's urine into a tea cup, fantasizing that Suisei had pissed into the cup. The fantasy alone made me rock hard. Piss can be like a fine wine, and you will struggle through it if it means pleasing your Oshi.

>> No.5428628

Oh look, Hololive's resident scat fetishist has arrived to kink shame OP.

>> No.5428632

Okay but what does Suisei's morning piss smell like

>> No.5428639


>> No.5428653
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what the fuck why

>> No.5428655

Tell us OP, what are you drinking everyday and how much to emulate suisei's drinking habits? Apple juice, beverages and sodas(7up)?

>> No.5428673

Taking birth control will be important

>> No.5428674

uuh based puppy

>> No.5428677

Why not? Real scientists are pushing the boundaries

>> No.5428679

after this is done will you bottle it and use it as cologne?

>> No.5428694


>> No.5428699
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>I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.

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Okay, what the actual fuck?

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>> No.5428730
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Imagine if this was someone's very first visit to the Vtuber board after being linked to it on /v/ and is his very first impression of you people ever ha ha crazy right

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>It is a matter of balance. Initially the project was focused on scent, but I found myself drinking it after a few streams. Improvements had to be made to the flavor. I regularly dispose of old urine and replace it with new urine stockpiled aboard Unit-02, allowing me to ensure that the taste of feminine perfume does not become a problem that completely overrides the immersion of tasting the end result. I also added expired apple juice to offset this matter. I will be experimenting, I project the flavor and smell will be refined by the beginning of July.

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Oh god bros here we go again! Get your screencaps ready!

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>> No.5428791

Is this what Hiro wanted when he created this board m?

>> No.5428792

While the world wastes its resources on useless shit like "cancer treatment" anon here is doing the work we all know needs to be done.
OP is a veritable Einstein, the Robert Oppenheimer of piss development

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>> No.5428796

I have switched entirely to Japanese food. If it is not spicy, I make it spicy. I only drink water, orange juice and apple juice. I have removed vegetables from my diet entirely. I listen to binaural ASMR during some of her streams so that my body will be forced to adapt.

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so this is the true power of /vt/?

>> No.5428827

I fucking hate you

but i can't deny its pretty based

>> No.5428850

I knew this board would deliver

>> No.5428855

>There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that

>> No.5428856

How did 7up get into unit 01? Was it before the diet change?

>> No.5428861

Just kidnap the real one then if they really want to perfect it

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/v/ tourist here
You are fucking disgusting
Seek help

>> No.5428874

What the fuck is going on it's 2am

>> No.5428889

But that's the real one, op trying to recreate it, like Frankenstein trying to play God

>> No.5428895

/v/ tourist here
Fucking based, changed my opinion of this board. Add me to the screencap kudasai

>> No.5428928

holy shit /v/ was not fucking kidding at all

>> No.5428937

The only help he needs is assistants to help perfect the formula so he can publish his dissertation and all we hoshiyomi can enjoy the delicious scents of suichans ringo

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What kind of autistic chemistry is this?

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Thanks to your support, Unit-02 has grown. However, its color is not sufficiently dark enough. The urine quality of somebody that streams for hours at a time, even if they occasionally drink juice, is not expected to be of perfect clarity. Due to this, I will dehydrate myself so that the next urine load is darker and more pungent. After a scent test, a taste test will come. Then I will toy with ingredients.

>> No.5428963
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>/v/ermin start posting reaction images
You're just jealous of our superior schizos.

>> No.5428971

This is the most 4chan thing to happen on this website in like around a year
good fucking work

>> No.5428988

Every time I think this place has finally fallen into Reddit reposts I'm suddenly proven wrong by threads such as this

>> No.5428997

OP this is really gross.

>> No.5429001

It is a placeholder for carbonated beverages she would hypothetically drink over the week. It generally isn't used in excess, just as a means to offset the old urine.

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>OP this is really gross.

>> No.5429027
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No, that's just apple juice.

>> No.5429045

I see, good luck with the project man i wish you all the luck

>> No.5429059
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Finally, an interesting new project
Godspeed, anon

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Come on man. Come on. Just... why are you people like this?

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>> No.5429105

>With foam and bubbles

>> No.5429112

I always thought Ringo was a joke

>> No.5429118


>> No.5429136

Do you play Granblue Fantasy?
My crew in it is currently looking for members.

>> No.5429167


It never is.

>> No.5429195

god is dead and we killed him

>> No.5429197

please explain the use of units 01 to 03

>> No.5429215

there's nothing that implies OP isn't an autistic horny girl who obsesses over a virtual persona.
if you think those don't exist or aren't here, you're simply wrong. it just doesn't matter 99% of the time since being a horny degenerate weeb who has unrealistic standards and fantasies is a critical stun to any human being. like op.

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>> No.5429246

Please keep this going and regularly update us

>> No.5429250
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comet wouldnt approve of this

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Unit-01: Urine product finalization. Experimentation with various substances to limited degree.
Unit-02: Urine overflow chamber / auxiliary experimentation.
Unit-03: Hypothetical future mass production stockpile unit. Formerly the Rushia piss experiment.

Unit-01 and Unit-02 are identical, while Unit-03 is a gallon bottle for long term storage.

>> No.5429260

oh wait i'm an idiot

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I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

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>> No.5429319 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>people in the 70-80's:
>"Damn, can't wait to see the marvel of human evolution and technology!!'
>Human and technology evolution today:

Kek,OP you're a dangerous schizo motherfucker and thats why we love you anyway

>> No.5429327

Somehow I could see Marine doing that

>> No.5429331

That’s disgusting anon

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As I remember men and women essence are not similar, you must be girl to make your result even similar to her.

>> No.5429346

Actual equivalent of a cum jar, possibly even beyond that, what the fuck

>> No.5429348

Urine reacts with the air, you need to keep it closed

>> No.5429353

Yes, shake up the apple juice before you pour it and it looks just like that

>> No.5429364

Exclusively by 4chan standards, cum jars are pretty mundane.

>> No.5429372
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Actually based, oshikkochads run the world

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So uh
Are you gonna sell it once the formula is perfected

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Not to worry, I keep 01 and 02 enclosed when not showcasing.

>> No.5429389

Whang has been contacted

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>> No.5429408

Legend in the making

>> No.5429414

>apple juice
>he doesn't know
Should we tell him bros?

>> No.5429420

So what do you expect from him? You want samples to be sure it's piss or what?

>> No.5429426


>> No.5429437


Good lawd lad.

>> No.5429440
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I can't believe you retards are actually anticipating an update of this faggot's pee in a cup

>> No.5429448

>discarded blackheads on the wall
Aww, you tried to hard.

>> No.5429456

Truly, the Herpiss Trismegistus of our times, seeking the forbidden Pisslosopher's Stone. The modern Peeracelsus von Hohenheim, writing his Ars Urinica.

>> No.5429479
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I don't even know if I want to be in the screencap or not

>> No.5429499
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02-kun has grown. The color is darkening majestically. I will continue to dehydrate myself to darken the color and increase the pungency.

>> No.5429510

Is anyone else getting thirsty?

>> No.5429511
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>> No.5429517 [DELETED] 
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I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

>> No.5429525

Ph test is the only way to know

>> No.5429533

/tv/, /mu/ and /v/ reporting in

>> No.5429534

What made you turn up like this. Did your father abuse you?

>> No.5429547 [DELETED] 

third time trying this post /v/tard?

>> No.5429552 [DELETED] 

Kek didn't you get deleted several mins ago?also at least crop it

>> No.5429562

how are you pissing so much? your last post was minutes ago. you cant be dehydrated enough for the color to change noticeably. you're bullshitting

>> No.5429572
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Pretty much, pic related but it is apple vinegar, which is darker and fermented. I don't have any apple juice, but something like Mott's is going to be lighter and a bit less fizzy. Adding soda would make it fizzier.

Just take a picture of the piss or semen being extracted and link it via catbox or pomf. It would take a few minutes at most.

>> No.5429583
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No. I simply demand precision and perfection of myself while developing the ideal Hoshimachi Suisei urine. Comet piss is my dream. You may be wondering why I named them Unit-01, Unit-02 and Unit-03. Evangelion was a major inspiration as I saw many of my struggles in Shinji.

>> No.5429584
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>I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.
>What have you done for your Oshiis?

>> No.5429601

Batshit schizo, based
Add me to the screenshot too, this is way to legendary

>> No.5429604

I drank quite a bit of water to prepare for my scheduled nightly fillings of the Units. It is a part of my schedule.

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>> No.5429619
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>Evangelion was a major inspiration as I saw many of my struggles in Shinji.

>> No.5429627

the mix of delusion here worries me.
Either suisei is just a person playing a persona, in which case he's trying to imitate 3D girl piss OR suisei is real but that would also mean her telling you she never uses the toilet because idol must be real. Just picking what is convenient shouldn't work like this.

>> No.5429639

based lunatic

>> No.5429640
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How am i supposed to watch any suisei stream or clip after this thread

>> No.5429653

Then you are not dehydrated, faggot. Post yourself pissing right now.

>> No.5429667

I mean at the end of the day it's just fucking piss.

>> No.5429668

Dehydrating myself over the night to darken my urine is part of the plan.

>> No.5429671
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This is the most based man on /vt/ Kneel before your king, fags.

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>> No.5429694

Bullshit unless >>5429572

>> No.5429697

you know that shit isn't illegal right?
just go down to your local walmart and look in the cleaning section.

>> No.5429717

What's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.5429724
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>Pic related. There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that. It's very bubbly because of 7 Up, which I used to simulate the presence of carbonated beverages in her diet.

>> No.5429736
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Filling this cup.

>> No.5429741
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/a/ reporting in
I didn't think you fags could get any more insane

>> No.5429754

what digits to take a sip, anon?

>> No.5429761
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I feel violated.

>> No.5429765

Whatever you say, LARPnigger. Literal minutes aftet drinking water is too short of a time to dehydrate yourself enough to see a noticeable difference in color. You'd have to spend days without drinking. How many bottles of vinegar do you have left? Enough to last you through the night and garner a few hundred more (You)s?

>> No.5429774
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I-I thought it was a shitpost what the fuck

>> No.5429775
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Are you a girl or not?

You can't emulate girl urine without girl.

Probably, your girlfriend will help you with this.

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>> No.5429812
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I unironically hope Suisei somehow sees this for a repeat of the Torta and the yogurt incident

>> No.5429813
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>but I found myself drinking it after a few streams

You WHAT!?

>> No.5429817
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Why isn't this thread pinned yet? People need to know

>> No.5429818

>Has a girlfriend
I don't think anyone will even agree to let someone drink your piss

>> No.5429820

this is still better than the majority of shit that gets posted in /vt/ daily

>> No.5429831
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>There's some semen in the mix as well

>> No.5429833
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this isnt ok

>> No.5429839

Obviously it's a pisspost, my dude.

>> No.5429843

Based Watamelon poster

>> No.5429878

Beatani would approve it

>> No.5429881

пишy в эпичнoм

>> No.5429911
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but why

>> No.5429924

She'd announce her graduation on the spot.
I'm readying a superchat now to tell her about it. OP deserves this.

>> No.5429927
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uhhhhhhhhhh I'm from /v/ and all I gotta say is you guys are pretty fucking schizo but you're BASED schizos many keks have been had

>> No.5429935
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You're mentally ill.

>> No.5429949

How many of you fags know about the /b/ dude who posts his cum jars every christmas

>> No.5429960
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You mean "oтпиcывaюcь"?

>> No.5429970
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Video related. It's me pissing into Unit-02-kun. I forced out this faint pissload to disprove your statement.

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>> No.5429991
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>> No.5429995
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what the fuck bro

>> No.5429997

бля динaх

>> No.5429998

No gf. Not a problem however. This is the reason I experiment with the urine to achieve ideal scent.

>> No.5430002

What the actual fuck, this is not okay...
Keep going please

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>> No.5430007
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what the absolute fuck

>> No.5430010
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This was gold. Hahaha

>> No.5430023
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>> No.5430029


Anon, every time I think you can't get more mentally ill, you prove me wrong. I... I kneel...

>> No.5430031
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this is too much even for her soda air filled lungs

>> No.5430032

how do I get a cute russian tako bf

>> No.5430033

>elaborately engineered holoslut piss
your aim is wack and holy shit that looks disgusting

>> No.5430034
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Please tell down picture :(

>> No.5430046


>> No.5430050

I apologize for missing. I was low on urine.

>> No.5430051
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put me in the screencap

>> No.5430053

show him your sopping wet cunt

>> No.5430057
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I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

>> No.5430067

You ancestors would be proud of you, attempting to piss in a glass and missing as you post it online.

>> No.5430071

Saw something about this posted on b. May God have mercy on our souls.....

>> No.5430075
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Anon, that's absolutely disgusting.

>> No.5430079
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this is all the proof i needed. God bless you anon and I hope suisei makes your death painless

>> No.5430084
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>> No.5430086

Wow, it's very impressive your piss manages to change color by the minute
>>5429499. You also made sure to make your penis completely unseen. This is totally legit and not some autist pouring random juices into a bottle.

>> No.5430097

/biz/ tourist here, I have no words. I have seen some fine shitcoin autism, but this almost UTV stalker tier.
Godspeed anon, you are what makes me come back to this website

>> No.5430112
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>You also made sure to make your penis completely unseen
yeah let him just get himself banned when the jannies are probably only letting this exist in the first place because of what a shit show it is

>> No.5430133

This is the last thread I expected to break a buck in, but dang I ain't complainin'!

>> No.5430136
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This is undeniably /vt/s finest moment. OP I kneel.

>> No.5430140

Ignore these shillers, what you need is $SUISEIPISS the new BSC-20 coin where the liquidity pool is tied to Suisei's delicious nectar

>> No.5430142
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>> No.5430147

leave OP alone he's trying his best while filming for (you)

>> No.5430155

This is going in the history books of 4chan, god speed anon

>> No.5430159
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OP is a bit of an exceptional individual. Wouldnt surprise me if he also likes ponies

>> No.5430179
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How many different people from other boards have come here for this?

>> No.5430186
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"Holobronies" wasnt a meme

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>> No.5430211
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/vg/ reporting in
any cute boy vtubers?

>> No.5430233
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/v/ reporting in

>> No.5430235

OG ringo thread bros, how do we feel about the new life in ringo threads?

>> No.5430238
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/biz/raeli here
what the literal fuck bro

>> No.5430254
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/ck/ reporting in

>> No.5430260

/g/entoomen reporting for duty o7

>> No.5430261
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>> No.5430264

/jp/ reporting in

>> No.5430283
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/ic/ reportan

>> No.5430284

/vg/owg here

>> No.5430290
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>> No.5430292

4channel was a mistake

>> No.5430301
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I have been a long time appreciator of Ringo threads, they motivated me to begin the Rushia urine bottle project with what is now Unit 03 of the Hoshimachi Suisei urine project.

>> No.5430302

oh shit he's cute

>> No.5430335

I'd sworn off this board because of how toxic and Idolfag you can be, but now I'm back to stay. This shit is golden, literally.

And OP, I tip my hat to you. You're going to put this board on the map for 4Chan.
I'm fully expecting someone to send a superchat to Suisei telling her of your mission by her next stream. You might get a shout out, and maybe an endorsement. Or maybe I was right and she'll graduate herself on the spot.

>> No.5430338
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toasting in ebic bread

>> No.5430339

Unfathomably based

>> No.5430342

I think your image will only encourage him

>> No.5430345
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anon no

>> No.5430346

Don't tell 5ch about this

>> No.5430359
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/a/non here, can someone tell me to LIVE after this seeing this fucking thread?

>> No.5430360


peak content quality

>> No.5430364

I never thought the cum jar guy could seen normal, but than I came here and read this. Congrats OP, you are a god among men

>> No.5430366

>the fans reflect their oshi
what does this mean now
what is suisei doing
what has suisei done

>> No.5430367
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/vg/ here, you guys are doing great

>> No.5430374

That one picture perfectly describes why I love 4Chan.
I was there when on /b/ a guy decided to let quads decide what he does with a jar of his own cum, and quads said to cook it into an omelette. Then he gave it to his uncle without telling him.

>> No.5430381
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>unit 03

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>> No.5430387

This is the ultimate expression of idolfag love anon
this is what we have been gestating for
it begins with wanting to be her bf
it ends with piss alchemy

>> No.5430393

/mu/ here
I will write a song about the horrors I have seen today

>> No.5430399
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Cheers lads

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>> No.5430412

NGA is here

>> No.5430413


>> No.5430418

Who told 5ch what we're up to

>> No.5430420
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>> No.5430421
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What is it about Suichan's piss in particular that has inspired such degeneracy?

>> No.5430425

the chinks dont love their oshis as much as we do

>> No.5430428
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Hoshimachi Suisei urine project! My fucking sides !!!!!!

>> No.5430435

>The pubes in the glass
Obviously drawn by a true connoisseur

>> No.5430436
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Ok Artemis

>> No.5430438

Yeah, this kind of love is what I enjoy.
What I don't enjoy is when idolfags hate on streamers who don't fit seiso to the letter. It's surprisingly common. Just look at any Vshojo post. They're not even supposed to be Idols.

>> No.5430441

konichiwats up my jap niggas I orewelcome you to our umami filled thread of holoslut piss

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>> No.5430447
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Do they really?

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>> No.5430464

so /vt/ really is just the new /b/ huh

>> No.5430468

This looks more like beer that stayed out for a while than piss tbdesu.

>> No.5430479

Hey newcomers
If you're new to vtubing or some shit or don't know much about Hololive and are waiting for updates from OP, I welcome you to watch this video for your viewing pleasure on how the women we watch are not as far from OP as you think

>> No.5430493

>hoshiyomi that dropped acid and recorded his audition for nijiEN
>hoshiyomi that drinks cumpiss
Like oshi you guys tryhard being degenerates on a degenerate mongolian basket weaving website

>> No.5430495

>when you dont take your meds

>> No.5430501
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Thank you.
Yes, they do.

>> No.5430503

Why piss? Why do you like piss anon?

>> No.5430512
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sweet jesus of nazareth what is going on here?

>> No.5430521

/a/ here. Kill yourselves

>> No.5430529

Matsuri is never an acceptable example. She lives outside the norm, and is a constant outlier.

>> No.5430531
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You are in a FUCKING thread about PISS and SEMEN. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.5430535

not piss
our oshi's sweet ambrosia

>> No.5430538

Any essence of a girl turns men on, look at OP

>> No.5430541

After reading this thread, I realized there is no God

>> No.5430546

thats not the worst clip of her you can do better

>> No.5430552
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im scared bros..
is this what's gonna happen to me if i finally lost it?

>> No.5430556

Alright OP, now film yourself drinking it or else you're a faggot.

>> No.5430563

Yes, still a step up from 41% chasers.

>> No.5430573
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>> No.5430575

OP either created mustard gas from his own altered piss or got v& so the feds can use his piss to substitute drugs

>> No.5430576

ah, there's the "oshi reflects their fanbase" kernel of truth
gotta love it

>> No.5430579
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Cheers OP. Hope you appreciate my fanart.

>> No.5430585
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Unit-02-kun has grown. I will get rest, thank you. Later today, I will complete him and begin adding a slight hint of expired apple juice to begin. Hoshimachi Suisei urine project never rests. I will be ready for her next stream.

>> No.5430591

Anyone can take pictures of their piss and write fanfiction.
Instead of just posting pictures of your piss in a cup how about you show us all the measuring apparatuses you use (especially for PH), the ingredients you're adding, and maybe logs of what you ate too.
You said you've been meticulous about this. Pics or gtfo.

>> No.5430594

This is the final Yab. This will be posted to leddit or 5chan, where one of the Holos will see it.

>> No.5430602
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Holy kino

>> No.5430608

imagine if chammers saw this and one-up it hahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahhaahah

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>> No.5430621

If that one translated pic of anon overdosing on Adderall and sleep deprivation to find Pekora being posted on 5ch(that we know she goes on) didn't faze them, this won't

>> No.5430627

Why are chumbuds like this?

>> No.5430629

No words. Only piss.

>> No.5430633
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kino af bravo

>> No.5430634

Will it survived leddit? this is disgusting by all means , it will be nuked in seconds

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>> No.5430641

/m/ here, jesus fucking christ

>> No.5430654
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damn I remember those days. That anon posted constantly about how his hallucinations were getting worse. Hopefully he's alright nowadays

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>> No.5430661

Where are the 5ch bros when you need them?

>> No.5430664

without a doubt this will be posted on reddit or twitter, i think it'll survive guys

>> No.5430666
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good work

>> No.5430670

put it to r/4chan first

>> No.5430681

/vr/ here. Feels good to know there's people more fucked up than me.

>> No.5430696

He wanted to hallucinate about Pekora, it was too late before he started.

>> No.5430703

1) so are you
2) i'm not the one doing it
3) even if I did, being a piss sommelier is more of a personality than 'im gay lol'
4) me being here does not make this shark a woman

>> No.5430705
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If we all raise our hands to the sky, we can summon Risu with our energy

Accept this, tree rat of nonstop nutting, our final yab

>> No.5430721

As a fellow ringo connoisseur I would recommend an upgrade of Unit-03, if I undestand correctly it's purpose is to be a future stockpile/mass storage unit, if so a container made of plastic isn't recommended for this, I'm just an enthusiast but I believe the properties of urine exposed to the plastic material would corrupt your mixture's purity, thus I believe this stockpile unit should be replaced by a glass container, multiple one if you are not able to find one that equals Unit-03's capacity.

Another suggestion I have for your is that Unit-03 is storaged in a refrigerated environment. I can understand that you would prefer a ringo mixture that's on room temperature to simulate Suisei's freshness and the fantasy that she produced it herself recently, but leaving it in this kind of environment for a long period of time would alter it's properties, potentialy corrupting any mixture you create. If you really want the experience of it being "hot" and "fresh" you could create another Unit, one with the purpose of preparing your mixture for consumption, a smaller container were you would pour some of your ringo and let it slowly heat by itself before any of Suisei's streams.

I hope your venture is successful my daring friend.

>> No.5430730

I didn't think this schizo could get more schizo but here we are.
Keep doing the devil's work Anon, I'm with ya buddy.

>> No.5430755
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That fact that youre even trying to justify a piss thread is all I need. Heres more Artemis just for you

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dope based lit ringo sommelier

>> No.5430759

urine shouldn't have any long term effects on plastic/deteriorate it, if he needs to make an upgrade it'd be idk making units 01 to 02 bigger.
they just seem kinda small for me
what if he gets major about the piss??

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Don't you bring the chumbuds into this.
Gura's got nothing to do with this abomination.

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Great drawing artist-san

>> No.5430806

>it ENDS with piss alchemy
you know there's at least some people here seeing this and thinking "lame, let me top this"

>> No.5430824
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I considered documenting this, but I don't want pictures of another dude's piss on my computer. And this is yab enough that someone else will do it

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Very based
Very cringe
You do you

>> No.5430828

shit alchemy
body alchemy?
emulating suiseis flesh blood and dna?

>> No.5430845

it ends with mass cloning your oshi

>> No.5430851

>This is the final Yab.
When will one of you unfunny faggots that post this actually list every single time "the final yab" has been invoked?

>> No.5430853
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the final stage is someone cloning or transmutating Suisei's clone for themselves. They'll probably post the alchemic circle or growing vat

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>growing vat
>its just a stone fetus bathing in piss

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how long until someone does this with the bear

>> No.5430907

Prove it

>> No.5430918

Not long. People are already smelling empty cola bottles like weirdos because of her.

>> No.5430919

What's her diet like? We can start today.

>> No.5430921

I want to hate fuck Artemis into submission. I want to ram his ass so hard that the only thing he'll be able to say as my semen ruptures into his ass, filling his bussy and causing him to have a prostate orgasm immediately, will be a low moan "I-I'm gay" before he passes out from euphoria, leaving me to fuck him ruthlessly until his ass is full of white hot seed and his legs and back are sticky and wet with the joy of my raw untrammeled lust

I'd rape him so bad he wouldn't even be able to mentally process what happened, he wouldn't be able to properly recount exactly what I did to him but every time he'd see or think about cocks from then on, his ass would warm and tighten a little and his pants would moisten to with precum much to his own shame as he can't recall exactly why, except, perhaps, for this suppressed hope that it might happen again and the insides of his bussy might be painted whiter than a Scandinavian prison

>> No.5430934

Never, this cant be replicated by other holofans, this is just something Hoshiyomis have

>> No.5430945

Ah, drinking Sui-chan's ringo straight from the tap...

>> No.5430954

no, plastic is really sensitive to this shit. The longer you use the same plastic bottle to drink tap water from, the worse it tastes.
one positive effect this might potentially have depending on which /pol/ rrats you believe is that plastics in water can trigger the body to release estrogenes or simulate estrogenes or some shit, so he could make his piss the slightest bit more female by using plastic to drink from

>> No.5430956

What happened to him in the end?

>> No.5430977

/o/ here, this thread has inspired me.to attempt to make roboco piss out of antifreeze and motor oil

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>> No.5430991

Do americans really

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put me in the screenshot

>> No.5431015

>damn I remember those days
He did it 3 times and then disappeared was hardly a great period of time.
I hope he finally get committed or died.

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Your piss will never be suisei's

>> No.5431025

from what little I know for sure, cold noodles with tons of wasabi and karashi as well as copious amounts of funny water. Which was just that celebration stream literally fucking yesterday. Better ask the dads or herself, she lurks here. she might be in this very thread.

>> No.5431031

...I don't think anyone was claiming such

>> No.5431040

why would I? there's nothing wrong with it to begin with
might as well, the design is decent nonetheless

>> No.5431048

of course, if he somehow remembered the justice I'd delivered to his rear end and begged for more, I'd accept on the condition he livestreamed it, I'd force him to do it with his 2D live model running, so everyone could see its awkward spastic movements as it tries to motion capture the pangs of euphoria he experiences from being jackhammered, along with the slapping sounds of me ramming my flesh against his.

After nutting inside him again and turning him into my little cumslut, I'd force him, make him beg for another round but I'd refuse until he accept on livestream that he's actually a guy and he only wanted to be rammed by guys, he wants pounded like the slut he is so bad and nothing would give him more pride than being used like a chewtoy by a group of men, taking turns to load their seed into his orifices.

Yet despite being forced to do so, he'd feel no shame or regret, only euphoria as he's blessed with the warm embrace of man after man's body

>> No.5431106

eh it was memorable enough for me. I enjoyed reading his weird hallucinating diary entries about marathoning Pekora's archive contantly and slowly seeing her materialize next to him. I assume he had a good ending either way: either he recovered or he's with Pekora forever elsewhere

>> No.5431137

From now on he'd introduce himself as Artemis of the Deepthroat and proclaim that he exists only to swim in the sticky seed of his fans like a true aquaslut. His only concern in life to be basted in baby batter, warm pearly cum that keeps his skin supple and moist and scented only of other men.

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Let's be completely honest. Yes, She goes off the gay boat into the gay sea and even has her own GAY BUTTON. Can you say the same about any other VTuber out there? or at least ones that are even worth mentioning, otherwise its a pretty unique trait

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I can't, in good faith, tell someone else to live after seeing this thread. This is just evidence that the best course for humanity is extinction.

>> No.5431268

I've had the same happen to me.
For most people, the psychotic episode will disappear within a day or so of ceasing medication and forcing your body to sleep, but the memories of the events are still just as "real" since your brain interpreted the stimuli as genuine.
More than anything it's just really depressing to experience something that can never ever be replicated in sobriety.

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>> No.5431349

i love this board so much

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>>From now on he'd introduce himself as Artemis of the Deepthroat and proclaim that he exists only to swim in the sticky seed of his fans like a true aquaslut

>> No.5431416 [DELETED] 

Your tranny shark will never be a woman.

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Gentlemen before this thread archives I just want to say that it has been an honor and a privilege shitposting with you all in this historic thread.

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Why are Hoshiyomis like this?

>> No.5431655

Trash rp threads.
I know our boards filled with disgusting, but seeing this autism on regular boards is more disturbing

>> No.5431759

dont you have some fish to slaughter from today's haul, Agapito?

>> No.5431780

y-you too

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>> No.5431845

good thread

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