/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Haachama Lives Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hpNgAa9pq0

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Anniversary Event is now LIVE. Collect all 3 pieces of the puzzle from auctions to get a prize.

Previous Thread: >>54115246

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honk's pantsu, so close, yet so far...

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>>54195378
my absolute dogshit attempt at an OP got saved
hontoni sugoi desu ne

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>>54195378
>buy the feet
dont mind if I do

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I miss sniffing chama's feet!!!!!!!!!!! WAAA I WANNA SNIFF!!!!!!! COME BACK CHAMA WITH YOUR FEET INTACT pREASE

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>>54198289
Based

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Test

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Aki

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Whoa, hold on there, pardner.

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Like a flash from the blue, it's time for a quick Evening Review.
Data collected at Cycle 75.

Top 10 Biggest Volume Changes:
>Miko :: 74,985 [0,999.8/cycle]
>Hololive :: 66,161 [0,882.1/cycle]
>Subaru :: 62,254 [0,830.1/cycle]
>Chloe :: 52,536 [0,700.5/cycle]
>Marine :: 50,771 [0,676.9/cycle]
>Koyori :: 49,303 [0,657.4/cycle]
>Nene :: 48,863 [0,651.5/cycle]
>Ayame :: 48,422 [0,645.6/cycle]
>Kiara :: -44,492 [-0,593.2/cycle]
>AZKi :: -44,147 [-0,588.6/cycle]

Top 10 Largest Price Shifts:
>Hololive :: $4,135 [$55.13/cycle]
>Miko :: $4,043 [$53.91/cycle]
>Marine :: $3,517 [$46.90/cycle]
>Nene :: $2,989 [$39.85/cycle]
>Subaru :: $2,824 [$37.65/cycle]
>Fubuki :: $2,820 [$37.60/cycle]
>Suisei :: $2,678 [$35.70/cycle]
>Polka :: $2,461 [$32.81/cycle]
>Ayame :: $2,428 [$32.37/cycle]
>Botan :: $2,401 [$32.01/cycle]

12 coins are currently between 4% and -4% versus their 4-week average, making them suboptimal to trade.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>54198289
She was actually in hospital for a footerectomy I'm afraid

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>>54235444
Not the footerectomy..........

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I am very late today

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>Same oshi mark as Ayamy
So, they're getting 4 paws (double emoji) then?

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last for risu

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Twincoin when?

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I'm buying the cunny

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live

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HONK YOU HAVE TO DEBUT EVERYONE AT ONCE THIS WEEKEND
WHERE'S THE IPOS

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I would have been hyped for this 2 years ago
I will check out the twins someday maybe

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>>54253994
Nosebud...

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IPO DOKO?

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ok so, when are the new IPOs going to release?

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>still no IPO announcement
>tfw I will never get my Go Go Nippon and Natsumi Moe coins

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You guys wanna play mahjong?

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>3 Days and 21 hours until the first debut
>Even if we skip UPROAR and Vanguard debuts, there's no time
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS IS LITERALLY WHEN WE SHOULD BE MOST ALIVE HOW WILL I BUY THE BLONDE TWINS OR THE BIG TIDDY GOTH NEET NOW

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ZHOOOOOOOOONK I NEED MY HONKAI COINS NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!111

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>>54263577
Sure! It's ben a while since last time we had one

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>>54263509
To this day I still have no idea why the go go nippon girls left such a big impression on /vt/

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>>54264468
Majsoul Friends Room 99295(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99295

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>>54264815
t. never watched one of their streams

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>>54264815
They are aspiring idols first and foremost. They never intended to become vtubers until Corona-chan did a world tour. Also, some of the /wvt/s were able to collab with them

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alright got a meeting, thanks for the game

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>>54264875
I wasn't planning on getting raped by anon8 today
>>54267248
Thanks for joining!

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>>54264875
meow
(one spot open)

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>>54267248
Thanks for playing!
>>54267275
mahjong do be like that

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You guys want me to add an AI or do we keep waiting?

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>>54267930
>AI
imagine...at least we got to play 1 round, i thought we were never going to play again desu

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>>54267930
Let's wait 5 minutes and if no one else joins, let's go with an AI?

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>>54268124
Up until recently I never interacted much with the thread, I knew matches were a thing but not how common
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>>54268197
Got it, I'll add an AI if no one joins 5m after this post

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>>54268321
They used to be very common...but then we added males to the game

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>>54268321
Happy to see you post here!

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>>54268461
Are males really what killed Nasfaq? I thought that was mostly anons shitposting

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>>54268461
I see
>>54268500
Thankies!

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The nice AI keeps doing reactions at the same time as players lol

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Thanks for the games!

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GG, I'll host again some other time
>>54269879
Yeah, I know they're coded to behave like that but it's still funny lol

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gg, ty for the games :p

>>54268573
lol probably not but coincidences are convenient.

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There is a rrat flying around that one of the new girls is French?

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i love hachaama its unreal

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Is there a limit on the number of transactions that can be made? I find myself unable to buy or sell coins right now.

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>>54282178
Looks like trades went down for a bit, I restarted the server and they are back up now.
-trial dev

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>>54282468
thank you very much for your work

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>>54279154

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review

Top 5 Upwards Adjustments (of 31):
>Ina'nis :: $50,402.68 [95.93% over Avg]
>Botan :: $12,602.26 [14.89% under Avg]
>Amelia :: $11,986.29 [38.01% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $8,493.13 [43.67% over Avg]
>Mumei :: $8,468.56 [17.75% over Avg]

Top 5 Downwards Adjustments (of 49):
>Gura :: -$47,069.22 [5.28% over Avg]
>Aqua :: -$29,747.39 [44.42% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$28,538.22 [7.17% over Avg]
>Kiara :: -$20,843.60 [18.97% over Avg]
>Towa :: -$19,807.72 [5.93% under Avg]

Top 5 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Chloe :: 10.60%
>Marine :: 10.55%
>Okayu :: 10.25%
>Hololive :: 9.83%
>Kanaeru :: 9.16%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,802.60
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,695.39
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,913.56

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and where's the fucking IPO announcement honk.

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>>54284721
Rare EN domination in the morning review. And towa.

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>still no news for the IPO

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This game STILL exists?!

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>>54288793
The game's been at the hands of Trialdev now that Ms. Zhonk is pregnant

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Doesn't it feel a little dirty? Buying and selling, trading the chuubas like items. I'm all woozy.

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>>54291173
Don't sweat the details.

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>>54284165
Come on, it's not that bad. She'd (probably) stream at reasonable hours for Europe to begin with!

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how much suisei are you homos buying? I can't catch up

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Are the Honk Pantsu not craftable right now?

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>>54293764
you need 5 yellow cards (pee)

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where is the SEC?

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>>54294044
Away, just like pepeloni.

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We are aiming to get an EN3 IPO out in the next ~24 hours.
-trial dev

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>>54294500
Checked and based.

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>>54294500
Real?? Trial dev love!

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>>54294746
Confirmed it via GC and the Dev Blog.
-trial dev

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>>54294500
Trialdev OLEV

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>>54294500
Trialdev love!

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I am pleased to announce that my third fund is finally here! URINE luck folks! We will be going public in the near future, likely after the new girls debut.

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>>54298323
Urine love!

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plans you are the only one here that enjoys losing money

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>>54305277
Plans doesn't have the guts to speak his retarded ideas into the thread anymore, because he knows sharks lurk the water here that would tear him down to size.

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>>54305277
correction: altowalker is the one profiting the most over this stuff
>>54305746
I am constantly sharing my great ideas here and you are agreeing with all of them

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Great idea of the day!
It would be wise to invest in BIG PLANS
The board of directors has already planned for the IPO

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>>54305277
holy kek I didn't realize Plans was this much of a faggot

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I think that taxes should be DOUBLED

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If your fund share price is over a million, it should be deleted along with all money invested

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Perhaps a mystery button that has a 50% chance to zero your liquid

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>>54313514
50% chance to rape Ui

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>>54307830
Taxes on auctions, fund on buying selling, or taxes on buying funds?

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>>54316525
yes, and it should be applied retroactively

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>>54316605
We'd end up with people with new worth in the negatives...

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>>54318364
excellent

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Money?

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>coin stocks keep inflating
>dividend values are stagnating
>as a consequence, your coins (stocks) aren't really giving any "real" dividends anymore
someone should really make a thesis paper to this game.

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Add pachinko

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>>54318914
Actually interesting idea. Could win similar prizes as the ones in the gacha, or maybe tax writeoffs (basically winning a free ingame superchat).
and it would be another gambling outlet to help deflate maybe.

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>>54318628
I've already done my thesis twice and I don't feel like doing a research paper on stock market emulation.

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>>54318628
There's people who've done papers on MMO economies so it's that much of a stretch

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>>54318628
I propose negative dividends to solve this

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>Login to find I have all 3 items off the bat
My skill of luckshitting continues

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>>54324794
that's actually a sound idea. How would you put it in a formula though

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>>54327194
input all current dividends on this
int a
cin >> a
cout << a*(-1)

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>>54327476
no fucking way its that simple

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>I propose negative dividends months ago
>Everyone calls me a retard
>Mikofag throws up negative dividends as a joke
>"sound idea"

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>>54324794
Wouldn't that lead to people dumping their coins to avoid losing money, crashing the price with no survivors?

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>>54329260
50% sales tax.

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>>54329543
At that point why even play anymore? Lose money if you sell, lose money if you hold

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>>54329963
Please lose money, then we can talk about you making money.

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IPO WHERE

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live

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>>54324794
Gee, I wonder if the fact you oshicoin Miko could have any relation to this proposition

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And now for my last act...
Triple LLC's debt!

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>>54348262
Not him, but wouldn't negative divs really hurt people holding Miko since it has high divs compared to its price?

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>>54349802
I thought negative divs would mean that performing coins would get high dividends while shitcoins could go into the negatives. What anon meant was just to do a x*-1?

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Now hold on. I still have THIS card to play.

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Like a flash from the blue, it's time for a quick Evening Review.
Data collected at Cycle 118.

Top 10 Biggest Volume Changes:
>Chloe :: 93,614 [0,793.3/cycle]
>Hololive :: 85,588 [0,725.3/cycle]
>Kanaeru :: 84,451 [0,715.7/cycle]
>Miko :: 84,071 [0,712.5/cycle]
>Okayu :: 81,781 [0,693.1/cycle]
>Aqua :: 73,735 [0,624.9/cycle]
>Pekora :: 73,167 [0,620.1/cycle]
>Marine :: 68,352 [0,579.3/cycle]
>Ayame :: 68,049 [0,576.7/cycle]
>Suisei :: 66,957 [0,567.4/cycle]

Top 10 Largest Price Shifts:
>Hololive :: $5,883 [$49.86/cycle]
>Suisei :: $5,355 [$45.38/cycle]
>Okayu :: $4,915 [$41.66/cycle]
>Marine :: $4,898 [$41.51/cycle]
>Aqua :: $4,771 [$40.43/cycle]
>Miko :: $4,641 [$39.33/cycle]
>Chloe :: $4,488 [$38.03/cycle]
>Pekora :: $4,408 [$37.36/cycle]
>Polka :: $4,254 [$36.05/cycle]
>Kanaeru :: $3,937 [$33.36/cycle]

12 coins are currently between 4% and -4% versus their 4-week average, making them suboptimal to trade.
Adjustment in about 4 hours.

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live

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>>54355427
The holo JP domination is real

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IPO will likely be shortly after adjustments.
-trial dev

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>>54357680
grazie trialdev-sama

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>>54357680
trialdev love!

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>Dying RIGHT before adjustments
Pathetic.

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review

Top 5 Upwards Adjustments (of 9):
>Sana :: $46,058.91 [77.47% over Avg]
>Nabi :: $15,207.03 [90.93% over Avg]
>Mumei :: $13,218.86 [52.83% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $7,753.77 [34.77% over Avg]
>Nana :: $7,288.32 [80.23% over Avg]

Top 5 Downwards Adjustments (of 71):
>Botan :: -$23,809.32 [50.28% under Avg]
>Laplus :: -$20,037.86 [45.86% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$19,272.83 [57.37% over Avg]
>Fauna :: -$11,621.37 [17.54% over Avg]
>Gura :: -$10,589.65 [0.12% over Avg]

Top 5 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Laplus :: 16.11%
>Okayu :: 10.35%
>Marine :: 9.69%
>Hololive :: 9.14%
>Kanaeru :: 8.74%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,055.72
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,646.86
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,665.91

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and what's goin' on with Sana? Also IPO where?

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About to restart things for the IPO
-trial dev

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>>54363302
IPO is live, unlocking the market in a few seconds.
-trial dev

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NEW COINS

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>>54363525
You can also now craft the anniversary item.
-trial dev

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>>54363248
Sana got a double subtick in the same week it seems

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>Missed the first hour of the me IPO
FUCK

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I missed the start

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kek

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>>54369203
muh dick

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You know what? I'm going to have URINE go public right now so anons can take advantage of early IPO profits. URINE luck!
Just don't expect me to make the best trades on other coins, I'm mainly buying EN3 right now.

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>>54373363
what do I get for being the first buyer

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>>54373363
What do I get for being the second buyer?

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>>54373498
A smooch on the forehead
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Headpats

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>>54373744
chuuuuu

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My Natsumi coins is here! I can't believe its happening

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>>54373363
imagine the smell

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Hello there.
The new coins are now in the F.U.C.K. Archive and associated tools. As is usual with IPOs, they will appear in volume-related reports, but not value or dividend related reports until they actually adjust/pay out dividends.

And now for some more updates on upcoming reports:
Morning Review will expand to the Top 10 in each category. This will allow a better viewport of the market without having to open the clunky F.U.C.K. report sheet yourself first thing in the morning.
Dividend Overview will now include a section on dividends that are exceptionally far away from their average payout (either particularly high or low). This information should help players validate market predictions in relation to dividends. Dividend Overview will now also include a list of stable coins that did not move significantly from their average payout.
The F.U.C.K. archive is shifting formatting so that it can be better accessed on more devices. Currently, load times on the older sheets are so poor that most portable devices and some weaker computers/connections can't even be bothered. In an effort to resolve this, and to make quarterly/monthly reports easier to make, formatting on the archives will be updated and optimized. This has been a gradual occurrence over the last month or two, and will continue to be a gradual process.

Hope everyone's enjoying the IPO.

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>>54378475
FUCK love!
>Hope everyone's enjoying the IPO.
Happy to have new coins. The real fun begins when the girls debut and we see how they are until they all stream at US hours and I never catch them anyway

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>>54382530
Hm?

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>>54383238
I wanted to post a webm of Aki patting your head, but I forgot to add the file so uh... here it is now!

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Something something, IPO, I will have to update the wallet analyzer, I've set myself a reminder to do it tomorrow morning.

>>54305277
If you are a ranked 45-52, list your honk trading card so I can make you pass BIG PLANS on the leaderboard for being a gigafaggotnigger.

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buy her coin

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>>54369203
That's not the sound of sex, that's the sound of a dick going through her belly button and rearranging her organs while she's passing out from the pain

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watasmug.jpg

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>>54390981
hot

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>Edge doesn't show the new coins for me
>Firefox doesn't let me log in because captcha is broken
>Have to open up a Steam game and check Nasfaq through the Steam overlay browser
MICROSOFT HATE

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>>54395136
nasfaq truly is a steam game now

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