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PLEASE BE HAG
PLEASE NO PRUDE
PLEASE NO KOREAN
PLEASE GFE
PLEASE BE HORNY (sometimes)
PLEASE BE FERTILE
PLEASE JERK OFF ASMR
PLEASE STREAM CONSISTENTLY
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>> No.54123734

She's Beryl expect 1 stream per week after 2 months

>> No.54124258
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54124258

>>54123505
Wish granted.

>> No.54124351

>>54124258
>She's chained in some kind of prison (nijisanji)
>Her genmates come to her rescue
>She escapes and smiles
I would kneel so hard for that.

>> No.54124531

>>54124258
No

>> No.54124699

>please be hag
>please be fertile

You see the problem here?

>> No.54125614

>>54124699
No

>> No.54125807

>>54124699
How old do you imagine most "hags" are?

>> No.54125893

>>54124699
Complete infertility wouldn't fit the hag archetype, but there's definitely a range. I imagine OP is asking for a younger, healthy hag (~30-36 years old).

>> No.54125900

>>54124699
30-32 is still safe, it's 35 you REALLY need to worry about. Even then it's only for the first baby, then it's all good afterwards

>> No.54125960
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>>54123505

This better not be that commie monkey autist fom niji or else im going beastmode on her.

>> No.54126025

Mommyfags should hang from trees

>> No.54126774

>>54124699
Schrödinger's Ovum is part of the charm, anon.

>> No.54127204

>>54125960
>commie monkey autist
Who?

>> No.54127661

>>54126025
Kys pedo

>> No.54127832

>>54125893
Zoomers think anything above 25 is grandma tier.

>> No.54128092

>>54123505
Why do HoloEN fans hate prudish women so much? I thought we didn't want them to act like whores.

>> No.54128363

>>54124258
kys

>> No.54128496

>>54123505
>PLEASE JERK OFF ASMR
she aint gonna be your walmart terminated Fauna ripoff anon

>> No.54128796

>>54128496
She better be

>> No.54128910

>>54123505
>PLEASE BE WHORE
There ate plenty of indies out there for you, retard.

>> No.54129029

>>54124258
Holy shit yes

>> No.54129067

>>54128910
MY WHORE.

>> No.54129085

>>54124699
Girl I work with just had her first kid in her 40s. You can make anyone pregnant if you try hard hard plap plap plap plap

>> No.54129084

>>54128092
The idea is to have them perform for the audience but not everyone else. It's not that complicated.

>> No.54129148

>>54129085
I would probably call her a woman, not a girl, at that age.

>> No.54129157

>>54124699
Hags are fertile, you new?

>> No.54129421

>>54128092
There's a difference between being a whore and being flirtatious anon. We want the latter.

>> No.54129591

>>54129157
Fertile meaning non-0 chance of getting pregnant? Sure. But that's stretching the definition a lot.

>> No.54129824

>>54129591
They're biological clock is ticking louder than any loli. Those eggs will suck up any sperm that gets within 100 feet of them. You can get the right jag pregnant from just looking at her right.

>> No.54129885

>>54123505
you niggas cope against prude girls but shit on whores, the fuck

>> No.54130003

>>54123505
All good except
>GFE
Hell no

>> No.54130162

>>54130003
Go back

>> No.54130341

You forgot the homo collabs anon
You done fucked up

>> No.54130655

>>54130341
I honestly don’t care about that.

>> No.54131188

>>54128092
>Why do HoloEN fans hate prudish women so much?
Coomers want holoEN to be lewd towards chat while never talking with a guy. What they want is a contradiction of a unicorn safe vtuber that will play the role of a sexy girlfriend.

>> No.54132037

>>54129067
There are plenty of indies out there who will pretend to be your whore

>> No.54132083

>>54131188
Now you’re getting it.
>>54132037
Not hololive. Don’t care.

>> No.54132236

>>54123505
>PLEASE NO PRUDE
>PLEASE GFE
>PLEASE BE HORNY (sometimes)
>PLEASE JERK OFF ASMR
kys coomer
total westerner death

>> No.54132363

>>54132236
No. prudes.

>> No.54132975

>>54123505
Monkey's paw...
She's a hag, but aggressively hates hagposting.
No prudeness and is horny, will hornypost about her irl husband.
She's SEA instead.
Does GFE (cuckold edition), getting fucked by her husband on membership streams.
She will be very fertile, has 4 kids already and they will interfere with streams.
She'll jerk off her husband on an ASMR mic and will do all of these streams consistently.

>> No.54133026

https://poal.me/tvncka
https://poal.me/tvncka
https://poal.me/tvncka
Leave your feedback for EN 3 here.

>> No.54135063

>>54129084
>The audience
So acting lewd to thousands of sweaty gross nerds at once. Idk dude that sounds more whorelike than say anything an actual slut does.

>> No.54135187

>>54123505
>PLEASE GFE
I dint the concept of GFE even exist in hololive EN

>> No.54135295

>>54135187
GFE is pathetic and has no place in my CGDCT

>> No.54135466

>>54133026
Cool poll. All 19 votes for "advise they have sex with me" was me btw.

>> No.54135643

>>54135063
Retard

>> No.54135716

>>54123505
Why are men such fucking coomers? And you say fujos are bad yet here you are wanting every female vtuber to pander to you with coomer shit.

>> No.54135732

>>54125893
it's 30-34. at 35 is when when they are biologically turning into geriatrics hence the term geriatric pregnancy.

>> No.54135960

>>54124258
>the only one that hasn't appeared on scene with the rest of them
>had like 1 seconds of bootleg animation like it was last minute request
I think she was a sudden hire

>> No.54135999

>>54123505
I don't get this board's obsession with "hags".

>> No.54136049
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>>54124699
I WILL BREED MIO TO HAVE A AUTISTIC HALFU CHILD

>> No.54136138

>>54135999
Plays into the older sister/mother tropes and the animal instinct to breed. The most common thing you see from hag posters is about wanting to impregnate their dusty wombs, and older (but not quite menopausal) women give a sense of a "ticking clock".

>> No.54136197

>>54135999
she's older than me/my age/close to my age and still into nerd shit, that means she's a real one

>> No.54136224

>>54123505
She will be a fucking cute dork

>> No.54136239

>>54135999
In addition to what has been said, older women are often wiser than young women.

>> No.54136301

>>54135643
You sure are

>> No.54136498

>>54125900
This is not how babies work. Please stop thinking having babies in your 30s means your baby will be brain damaged.
ffs actually pay attention in your biology classes and stop learning about how biology works from fucking 4chan

>> No.54136653

>>54125893
>30-36 years old is a hag
Zoomer genocide now.

>> No.54136738

>>54124258
>rice purity score: 23
nah.

>> No.54138986

PLEASE ONEGAI

>> No.54138990

>>54136653
I didn't come up with the definition and prefer even older hags, for what it's worth.

>> No.54139028

>>54123505
Just don't collab with males. That's the baseline.

>> No.54139679

>>54136498
>This is not how babies work
Yes it is. As a woman ages her genetic material degrades and her ability to have viable offspring decreases. If she gets pregnant at 30 then her child will be the product of genes that are essentially spoiled and the likelihood of him or her being genetically defective is 100%. The degree of their genetic defects can range from being so minor they're unnoticeable to full on flipper babies. But they'll never be completely normal.

>> No.54139949

>>54139679
Every single human being ever born was born with genetic defects. Every single animal that is sexually dimorphic can't perfectly shuffle the father and mother's genes together.
Your idea that this never happens with a nubile young woman and always happens with a 30 something is exactly what the other anon said >>54136498
Retarded 4chan-based lessons on biology

>> No.54140258

>>54123505
>PLEASE NO PRUDE / PLEASE BE HORNY / PLEASE BE FERTILE / PLEASE JERK OFF ASMR
>PLEASE COLLAB WITH MALES
Pick both or neither you fucking retard. If she's horny for males and wants men to jerk off to her, then of course her natural instinct would be to collab with males. Either she's a horny for no one, or she's horny for (You) which means she's horny for males, pick one.

>> No.54140346

>>54140258
She could be horny for actual gamers, which nobody in Tempus is.

>> No.54140348

>>54123505
>PLEASE BE HAG
Define hag already. Everyone who's not fresh out of high school is a hag here apparently.

>> No.54140446

>>54139949
>Every single human being ever born was born with genetic defects.
And these genetic defects increase exponentially with the age of the mother. Learn your biology and go look up birth defect rates correlating with age, retardchama.

>> No.54140519

>>54140258
Horny for ME. In a playful teasing way.

>> No.54141178

>>54124699
>>54125893
>>54125900
>>54126774
>>54129085
>>54129157
>>54129591
>>54129824
>>54135732
>>54136498
>>54136653
>>54138990
>>54139679
>>54139949
Holy fuck this board is filled with absolute degenerates to the end, an animated VTuber playing a character is about to debut and you care about whether they'd be a mature fertile hag who'd theoretically spawn you imaginary kids to fulfill your own deranged fetishes. Everything in here that's not a Watamelon thread is becoming absolute cancer.

>> No.54141249

>>54129084
So they'd be phony hypocrites then. Got it.

>> No.54141312

>>54141178
>>54141249
YES. Dammit

>> No.54141321

>>54131188
That's just pure illogical autism. It's so easy to cheer against this cancerous subsection of VTubing fans.

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>>54141178

>> No.54142264

>>54123505
Reality she is friends with mori

>> No.54142383

>>54142264
I wish that was the case...

>> No.54142633

>>54123505
please be a hag
please DON'T do any cringe fucking ASMR or GFE of any kind
nothing else is required.

>> No.54143161

>>54141178
What else can we talk about?

>> No.54143355

EN3 just needs ONE retro gamer hag to convince girls to play something multiplayer other than Minecraft and stuff that isn't brainless indie filler; maybe FPS from pre-2015, SNES/Sega games, PS2 action games etc.

>> No.54143657

>>54140258
>Luna, Gura, Okayu, Kanata, Koyori, Watame

>> No.54144033

>>54123505
>PLEASE BE HAG
>PLEASE NO KOREAN
>PLEASE GFE
>PLEASE BE HORNY (sometimes)
>PLEASE BE FERTILE
>PLEASE STREAM CONSISTENTLY
based

>PLEASE NO PRUDE
>PLEASE JERK OFF ASMR
cringe

>> No.54144192

>>54143657
Good chuubas with a few exact flaws (also most of these are more yuribaiting)

>> No.54144239

>>54140519
That's the saddest thing I've ever read

>> No.54145055

>>54144033
>>54144239
Low test

>> No.54145106

>>54124258
>Collabs with males
NO

>> No.54148155

>>54124258
basado

>> No.54148322

>>54143161
Streams?

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