/pcg/ - Phase Connect General

[Anonymous No.]

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/
Official Schedule:
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/
Official Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect
Official Character References:
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Unofficial Phase Connect Archives:
https://pastebin.com/qAsMRhBa
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▼Lia 鈴香 アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝 ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/UtataneNasa
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿 いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HakushikaIori
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉 ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FujikuraUruka
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠 みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShisuiMichiru
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満 マエミ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TenmaMaemi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmSVAwFc5MJwQowsDvCTuw
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive/playlists
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter:https://twitter.com/emberamane
YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/
Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RemiliaNephys
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂 アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChisakaAiri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCx7aPMHI_kK1CP6zSvilHSA
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川 しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AmanogawaShiina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCkDfBt3R64R2rRIrAQwldeQ
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HimemiyaRie
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UC3-Rfh_Ek-s6EUWS4fT5VPw
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ErinaMakina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町まんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KomachiPanko
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_EIfw5I5uDlwsK6sc-83Q

▼Phase Friends
AkioAIR >>>/vt//aa/
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsunx/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Idol Corp >>>/vt/jidf/
Yubicraft >>>/vt//ybc/

Previous Thread >>53759225

[Anonymous No.]

>>53768871
>>53768935
Oyasumi

[Anonymous No.]

grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

[Anonymous No.]

i may have insomnia, but my mind will always long for my cute hag wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769417
nini Airihead

[Anonymous No.]

I like Miss Lia! only Miss Lia! always Miss Lia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769503

[Anonymous No.]

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

[Anonymous No.]

Lia smort

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769417
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769503
>>53769545
Your oshi flicks her bean to Luca's voicepacks, AND she brags about it on twitter to rub it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769587
I jerk it to Necoma Karin cumming into a microphone. It's only fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769587
>Lia likes Luka Doncic
>white girl likes white player
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

[Anonymous No.]

>
today is going to be a fun day, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
Lia is right tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
it's 9. * and / are equal so you go left to right
>6/2(1+2)
>6/2*3
>3*3
>9

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769664
Lia's fans are all west coast twinks that will end up in those "open relationships" marriages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769664
holyshit she's very sexo. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769748
Maths is racist.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769748
What is the distributive property for 500

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769802
I don't know what the Quran says about all this but jerking off doesn't count as cheating to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769802
Lia Likers are East Coast CHADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769802
Not me, I'm a chad Australian that's banged more quiff than you've had hot dinners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769664
Damn you too? Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769853
>maths

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
it would be one if it was written more like this
6/(2(1+2)) so it would solve as 6/(2*3) = 6/6 = 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769994
Panko gets it. She doesn't play by the white devil's rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769994

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
>>53769741
the american education system

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
The correct answer to this is that ÷ is a retarded fucking symbol that should not be used in math notation

[Anonymous No.]

I like Michiru

[Anonymous No.]

So how was Pippa's stream today? Which one of you clowns sent in your bedrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

When are we getting ocean themed chuubas from Phase Connect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770194
Math suffers from content bloat just for the sake of it. It needs to be streamlined because it is way too complicated for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769503
Lia 2.0 is peak Lia. The new hairstyles look so low quality and out of place. Short hair looks like a low poly rendered mess and the long hair looks bad because it's an untextured void behind her head. Hope they didn't pay much to get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770379
Drinking Panko's and Wemi's salty piss is ocean themed enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770393
It's fine, they're making racial equity part of the maths curriculum so as long as you're black you'll get an A

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770194
Yes. ÷ is so fucking elementary faggots answering 9 don't get why 1 should only be the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770447
I'd swim in their Red Sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770496
and if i wear blackface, what grade will i get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770320
What a coincidence, so do I!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770421
It looks great, especially the short hair. Don't let you autistic fear of change blind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770320
Da Michi Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770588
I'd give you your doctorate from Based University.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the highest level mathematical concept you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770320
Cheers bro.
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769887
>6/2(1+2)
>3(1+2)
>(3+6)
>9

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770885
I stopped paying attention in high school senior pre cal. Everything before that I've got down but everything after I didn't care enough to learn

[Anonymous No.]

Michi Money GANG pull up
Michiru bout to lay it down in splatoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770971
It's 1, you distribute 2 into the parentheses and get (2+4) and then divide the 6 by the 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770885
I know enough to not get ripped off by my drug dealer.

[Anonymous No.]

Phase friend Cyrax has drawn fanart of Panko

[Anonymous No.]

Himemiya Rie, 1014 pieces. Rotation on & no preview.
https://puzzle.aggie.io/OEUgDg

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770885
Numbers go up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
It’s written weird. Normally you’d have an extra set of groupers. As written though, you have to read it as 6 / 2 * (1 + 2) which, read literally, is
= 6 / 2 * 3
= 3 * 3
= 9

But that implies that there aren’t meant to be grouping symbols around the 2 * (1 + 2)

TLDR the person who wrote this expression wrote it in a confusing way that would likely be rejected from textbook publication if they tried to put it out.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771142
The mortal kombat cyborg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771485
*Cyraxx
my bad

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsMGKEhJm8

[Anonymous No.]

DA MICHI LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771570
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771142
I thought phase friend cyrax hates black people?

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuuh bros???????

[Anonymous No.]

scuff love

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771671
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771306
What kind of trashy school system did you go through?
>>53771081 has told it simply enough, everything within parenthesis gets multiplied due to the parentheses distributive property.

The sad reality is math just have these shitty rules which are actually abbreviations of the long as fuck equivalent simple math description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771617
This is what the inside of the box looms like

[Anonymous No.]

so there are now 5 phase connect adjacent generals
>pcg - Phase Connect general
>lia clubhouse - for Lia
>xtsunx - for Dizzy, Ember, Jelly and Airi
>christian - for Lia, Lumi and Pippa
>pink - for Pippa

is this little corpo advancing territory on the holobronies?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A66b4d4V-Ts
https://youtube.com/shorts/A66b4d4V-Ts
https://youtube.com/shorts/A66b4d4V-Ts
Since when the fuck did da michi have a 3d model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771810
fine, i'll give you the (you) so stop being a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771957
>holobronies
We love Hololive here. And no all of those except the tsunderia thread are anti threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769563
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771957
Reconsider what you're saying after counting how many Holo generals there are

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771957
Kill yourself, tribalnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771969
Forehead kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771957
>pcg - Phase Connect general
an anti thread
>lia clubhouse - for Lia
likers are autistic enough to have made posting here and there work, so no problem from me
>xtsunx - for Dizzy, Ember, Jelly and Airi
always was their home (don't know why jelly and airi are posted there they were never in tsunderia)
>christian - for Lia, Lumi and Pippa
wont last
>pink - for Pippa
gets no traffic or posts. insists upon itself.

[Anonymous No.]

Da michi gamer rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771969
I think it's a mmd, not sure on how it works but I think it's a computer thing, not body tracking.
>>53771957
Pink isn't for pippa exclusively, Christian was made by the preacher fag and why would jelly and airi be in tsunx? The only real pcg split is the liker one

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771810
I think the biggest thing throwing people off is the use of “÷” instead of “/“

Strictly speaking ÷ is nonstandard and is hard to quantify. Written with proper symbology it becomes clear:
6/2(1+2) or
6
———
2(1+2)

Distributive property doesn’t really come into play here since the simplification just comes down to
6 6
——— = ——— = 1
2*3 6

The division implies that anything within the grouping symbols (which in this case comprise the whole expression: (6/2(1+2))) are meant to be placed above and below the division line based on if they’re before or after it. Technically the ÷ implies this too, but visually it looks more like it should be equivalent to a *, which it just isn’t.

So this does beg the question: why the fuck does ÷ exist in the first place??

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>>53772079
Jelly is posted there because she was very adjacent to Tsunderia back then and made a good chunk of music with them. Airi is posted there because they loved her collabs with Purin, Kana, and Ember. /tsunX/ is exclusively about the talents + their friends since Tsunderia no longer exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772052

[Anonymous No.]

>Lia actually got a match problem right
what the fuck is the world coming to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769564
The true answer is that it's not a valid math operation because it's written in such a confusing way that both 9 and 1 is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772176
>match problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772176
>match

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771988
The question about ÷ remains though. Is the (1+2) meant to be part of the numerator or the denominator? If the former, then 9. If the latter, then 1. ÷ is a queer little notation. And the way it’s written in general is the same as the people who are like “uhm but ackshually you can write all the code in your file in one line???”
Like you COULD, but everyone hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772147
Retard
6/2(1+2) =
6
— * (1+2)
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772176
Lia did very well in math at the academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772316
Can you shut the fuck up about math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772321
You’re assuming it’s meant it be (6/2)*(1+2)
But is that true? Who fucken knows. Personally I think the dress is white and gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771969
it's just a generic anime girl with hair that could pass for Michiru's, something that could be made easily by editing a basic model in Vroid or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

What are your oshi's quirks and features?

[Anonymous No.]

Just ask Jelly the math question, she's smarter than this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772416
She makes me tingle in my special area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771081
>>53771810
>6/2(1+2)
>((6/2)1+(6/2)2)
>(6/2+12/2)
>(3+6)
>9
>>53772256
It's written confusingly but there is still only 1 correct way, pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772052
uooooh forehead erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772431
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1681619538620846083?t=Rf8OGqKrrul3b1PWzKzp2w&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

it's 1. Lia is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53770194
This. Its only purpose is to make division problems simple for 3rd graders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
Fuck you, Jelly. It's left to right.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Pippa's dentist visit goes well

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
The autist has spoken

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772416
She is an amazing singer and is so intelligent that she needs to hide it behind a kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772569
Where are you from where they taught you ti do math like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
Cope answer

[Anonymous No.]

For all the math fags out there
I did a little bit of research and i found that in the early 1900s the symbol ÷ meant that everything after is the divisor and what is before is the divided but this is not used anymore and ÷ is now the same as /.

So if we use the early 1900s meaning of the ÷ then the answer is 1 and the equation will be:
6 / (2 * (1+2)) = 6/(2*3) = 6/6 = 1

And if we use the modern math (everything after 1920) wi will use the order of operations to solve it and the equation will be:
6/2(1+2) = 6/2*3 = 3*3 = 9

[Anonymous No.]

1 bros...

[Anonymous No.]

The true answer is that I love Da Michi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772764
mathematically proven to be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772806
show your work

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
I mean she’s fucken right. There’s two ways to look at it and neither are entirely correct, and you’d be laughed at as an engineer if you tried to write this in a paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815
Me - Michi Stream = Sad
Me + Michi Stream = Happy
Me + Michi Stream + Michi noises = Happier

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772736
I don't do it like that because I do parenthesis first but they brought up the distributive property. I'm >>53770971 "/" and "*" are equal so it's whatever comes first, left to right. US North East.
>>53772865
9 way is correct because left to right is a rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815
Fuck off this isn't common core

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815
Such a self evident truth does not require proofs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772879
You forgot
Me * Michi Stream = Very Happy
Me / Michi Stream = Very Sad
Me ^ Michi Stream = Happiness overdose

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815
It is known

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772894
What the fuck is a common core?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772815
I stream potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773030
Math for coloreds and poors

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773030
Education but political.

[Anonymous No.]

Wemi WUV

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773030
>What the fuck is common core?

Basically imagine if an English teacher tried to design a new way to do math and it only got pushed onto schools because teacher was friends with the presidents family.

[Anonymous No.]

I introduced my girlfriend to Michi. She says she is cute. If i play my cards right i may get her to do cosplay sex with me as Michiru. Wish me luck niggas

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone who plays Japanese Squid Game tell me if Da Michi is doing well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773161
I made this post. and my girlfriend is Lia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773161
good luck stream potion in the background while you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773161
Godspeed anon. Keep us updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773161
Fucking explode normie shitface dickhead niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773030
>Chiaki profile pic
Based katsudon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773132
do they teach this shit in schools in the US?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772651

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772865
There aren't two ways, division and multiplication have the same priority so you evaluate it left to right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773161

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773030
It's one of the many bullshit reasons education is so shit here in America
>>53773161
Godspeed you bastard, you have no idea how jealous I am. Make her do the pose from her daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
I—what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773244
I noticed it too lmao, i was shocked when i saw some of chiaki prisms in some of the phase girls chat after that stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
Green is just pink but written for retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
In some states yes. Mostly "blue" states. In others its outright banned from being made part of the school curriculum.

[Anonymous No.]

So whats the difference between Splatoon and Paper.io? Its literally the same game

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773339
To be fair, PixelLink has a lot of phase fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773373
Halo is just multiplayer Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
Yes, I had to teach myself math because the teachers would make shit overcomplicated by trying to make it simple for the retards in the class

[Anonymous No.]

Big think: mathematical notation is meant to make complex ideas and concepts both communicable and understandable. If your expression is failing at both, then you’re the problem. This applies to common core too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773424
I'm grateful pippa raided them, they're all great girls there

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773324
The idea sounds kind of decent at first. Reach the nearest "5" or "10" amount and then just count by 5s or 10s to get to the answer. But in practice it just creates a ton of unnecessary steps and makes a visual mess of the problem. Math scores across the country noticably dropped after it was implemented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773499
I blame obama, school sucked after he got elected. ESPECIALLY when his cunt man-wife fucked our school lunches

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773499
The idea sounds retarded. Who thought this was a good idea???

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773476
Rie interacted with Chiaki too IIRC. Regardless, I love all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
You learn some of the second by just doing the first one over time and without it being written retardedly.
>subtraction. Horrible explanation. Easier to show 14+34=48 48+100. I can see this being better
>addition
Why would you ever do it the green way for this example. There no carry over, it's just more complex. Fuck off.
>Multiplication
I see no benefit and only hindrance. Retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769748
when the numbers are grouped together like that it doesn't count as multiplication, but is actually evaluated as if it was under parenthesis. Lia is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773732
so the Japanese education is just as bad as the american one

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773761
No.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773732
Yooo it's my nigga, please stream more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773732

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773657
Obama

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773724
>>Multiplication
>I see no benefit and only hindrance. Retarded.
Don't get me wrong, common core is retarded but for mental maths, it's great. I think like this when multiplying in my head. The addition one is so fucking stupid though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773732
I am 99% convinced Aoi is /here/ and the Lia thread is what has brought him back to activity.
I don't remember the last time I saw an Aoi post until they start posting about him last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773761
you are a retard
if the numbers are grouped like x= 10(2+4) you can do either 10*6=60 or 20+40=60 because it will be the same answer but if you have other opperation you do PEMDAS

[Anonymous No.]

did no one post the jelly stream yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDKAItYkSKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDKAItYkSKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDKAItYkSKw

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773863
>The addition one is so fucking stupid though.
skill issue, i can just write it in my head like you do on paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773863
The multiplication is just normal math but with two big boxes for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

I MISSED PIPPA UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I wanted to submit my room I had the pics I just missed the submission time I can't stay up that late pipaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773924
Everyone is too distracted being retarded at math

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
I taught myself to do subtraction and multiplication like this before common core was a thing. This is just bad explanation

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773924
Sorry jerry, i'm watching Michiru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
Holy shit I was wondering why I can do Calculus with ease but these simple operations take me a long time to calculate, my Elementary school teachers screwed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773612
Big Mike really dropped the balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773938
>He uses common core method to do mental addition
>He can't add 23 + 15 on its own
retardchama...

[Anonymous No.]

after all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773967
So post it now so we can shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Jellys stream is broken and stuttery as fuck, I'm like 30 seconds before the live time and it's still freezing every half a second
Is this on her end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773863
I think for 42*8
8*2=16
8*4=32
32
+ 16
--------
=336
You understand the mental part by just doing it the normal way over time. No need for a retarded explanation. I'll give them props for framing subtraction in how you would visually find the absolute value even if the jumps are bad and in the wrong order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
i don't have that issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774059
I thought you meant this kind of multiplication

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
Happening to me as well. Wasn't seeing anyone else complaining so I checked other streams and it's only her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
told you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
Yeah it's kinda bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
Yeah, same here. A monkey must be eating the cables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774073
It's not the same anon, I wanted to harass Pippa ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774183
Aus fag here, happening on my phone and PC but indos who are streaming ain't have the same issue, only Jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774215 (me)
It's better now. Might be a problem with YouTube processing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774273
Oh, it's you. That's not your room it's just your shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
the stream is fine on my end

[Anonymous No.]

It's Jellover

[Anonymous No.]

>>53769802
I'm a Englishman and far from a twink

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774029
Lmao, Big Mike should take a big fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774282
Optus line in Perth here. I think my internet has been shit all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773967
I wanted to submit mine but it isn't very messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774369
Pommies are 57% twinks.

[Anonymous No.]

I blame sakana for this war

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773250
It's written very verbose, but once you implicitly know the steps I find this method of doing math much easier since I can break shit down into patterns in numbers and since the human brain works better in patterns, it's easier for most to learn patterns in math. It's essentially the same thing but trying to extrapolate for those who might be slower

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774407
>Perth
m8 don't tell me all the Jelly fans live in this fucking city

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774407
Telstra Brisbane crapping out.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this Panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774336
Lmfao were you expecting femanon or something? She got drunk last night and missed that stream so idk if she posted hers.
And I do have other pics I just don't wanna spam you guys with namefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774515
I posted her in /choc/ and they were very impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

I gave da Michi a gift at Offkai, but I can't always make her streams. Has she mentioned getting stuff safely, or is it on fishman shipping time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774465
>>53774407
I'm in Taiwan and I'm behind by one and a half minutes now so it's not an Australian issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773827
>black
I see now

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774530
I'd be interested in seeing if femanons actually have messy rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774541
Any kind of panda propaganda is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774556
Fishfag would pick the cheapest, slowest freight to Japan so it's probably somewhere in the North Atlantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774459
Well it's not like we can even watch anyone else at our hours.
>>53774581
It seems to have resolved on my end now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774556
Nobody has mentioned getting anything out of the 6~ different talents I watch at least sometimes.
I might of course have missed it each time buuuuuuuuuuut y'know.
Assume fishbrain fucked up until further notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774624
I'll tell her but she's probably passed out by now. From the femanons and normal >women I know it varies on how autistic they are. I know one girl who's room is messy, but not dirty just a bunch of shit laid everywhere. The two or three dirty neet vtuber/femanons I've met in my time have had absolutely filthy rooms, so it does happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774725
Shiina mentioned getting a Gundam kit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774725
>>53774556
I wish we'd get updates or the talents would do unboxings I wanna see all the gifts some of em got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774556
I bet he will send the gifts with the merch the talents want, so at least 6 more months until anyone gets anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774664
Why bad quality??

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
undefined

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774624
My sister is relatively normal and her room looked like a tornado went through and threw shit fuckin everywhere. Still had the gall to bitch about mine tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
This is a trick question because the flower at the bottom is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774692
>It seems to have resolved on my end now.
nevermind it's back

[Anonymous No.]

If every girl in Phase Connect got pregnant, which one's womb would you be in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774916
All three on the bottom are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774125
Try closing the stream and refreshing it. Something similar happens to me sometimes where it audio skips and stream is choppy and that always fixes it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
JWU, she's completely right
You fags need to remember that things like the "order of operations" are arbitrary, and the fact that this is even in contention demonstrates that.
It's basically like arguing the correct pronunciation of a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
19, I wanna send this to everyone in the world, if they can't get it right then they lose their rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
19

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774991
None of the symbols on the bottom row are defined.

[Anonymous No.]

why do retards keep trying to split the threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774916
Oh fuck you you’re right.
Damn it.
I hate trick questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772589
She's right tho. Mathematical notation is as wonky as grammar unless you go out of your way to make it clear.
Everyone that thinks there's a single way with this little info is a midwit

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774991 (me)
Ah shit, didn't notice everything on the bottom line is changed. Guess i'm losing my rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775032
>>53775088
>>53775012
>>53774849
>>53774804
The answer is 14

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774916
the clock is 6 and points to 6, so we can assume it's value is 5 in the last question since it points to 5.
The pokemon is 7 and has 6 segments + the hat, so we can assume it's 6 without the hat in the last question.
The flower is 2, i'm not sure for this one, it has 2 parts (core+petals), so it could be 3 in the last question because we see 2 sets of petals+1 core ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775054
It's inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775146
its really not

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
45.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775054
The other factions are jealous of the power of Capipis & Likers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53772656
Love her

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK MATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775169
seething pipnig

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775129
No everything in bottom row is 1. They're all different from their original shapes, which are all similarly defined as a value, so we can define them all as the same value even when they appear different because they're all different by the same metric of difference, which means they are the same, since the difference is the same difference as the difference of the original three, which have the same difference as the differences of the three different values, different from the original
So the answer is 2. It's pretty simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775204
A lot of high paying and important careers don't use it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
I got 19 but I'm pretty certain this is a troll image because all the symbols on the bottom look different

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775246
>the only reason to go into higher math is to better understand math
Why is this field respected again? Because of it's applications? None of which require theoretical math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775288
>troll image
Brainletcope

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775169
How about you stop being autistic about it? If people can sustain another thread that isn't your business.
I bet you work for the government, control freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775126
Correct. The clock reads 6, and the clock is equal to 6. The bug has a flower on its head and equals 7. The flower by itself is 2, which means the bug is 5. The final clock reads 5. The final row has 2 flowers on top of each other, but it's missing the flower on the bug's head. Therefore the finals answer is 5 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 14.

[Anonymous No.]

Real Jelly hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775054
Some fag who always tries to start shit in the catalog or thread wars faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775129
The bug is 7, the flower is 2, and the clock is 6. In the last picture, the flower on the bugs head is gone so its now equal to 5

bug (7) - flower (2) = 5

Next is the flower. Its actually 2 flowers stacked on top of each other so it is 4.

Flower (2) + flower (2) = 4

Then is the clock. The previous clock is 6 with the hour hand pointing to 6, so lets assume that it is now 5 since the hour hand is pointing to 5.

Clock (5)

So the final problem becomes

5 + 4 × 5 = 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775430
11 = Eleven, not two. You have created rules for the symbols based off of nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
14, and lemme explain how I got there.
First of all, the symbol with the caterpillar and the flower is actually an addition of two separate symbols. Let's call it c+f for clarity.
The first equation states that 3(c+f) = 21. We don't currently know what c or f are, but c+f = 7.
The next equation puts two clocks at 6 o'clock (let's call these k) + c + f = 19. Substitute 7 in for (c+f) and we get 2k + 7 = 19, or 2k = 12, or k = 6.
By inference we can figure out that if k is 6, then the clock at 5 o'clock at the bottom (k') is 5, so k' = 5.
The third equation is then f + k + (c + f) = 15, or c + 2f + 6 = 15, or c + 2f = 9. By doing a little trick and doing a matrix operation with the first equation and the third, we can do:
c + f = 7
+ -c - 2f = -9
=> -f = -2 => f = 2.
From there we can figure out that c + f = 7 => c + 2 = 7 => c = 5.
Then in that case, the final expression becomes: c + 2f + k' = ?, and with substitution we can see that 5 + 2*2 + 5 = ? => 10 + 4 = ? => [14 = ?]

This assumes that there's no fuckiness going on with exponents with the c and the f when combined, in which case we'd need to deal with logarithms, and... boy I'm not willing to get into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775367
>I'm going to represent something with nonsense pictures instead of numbers to obfuscate what the actual question is :-)
it's something that a faggy math major would create to troll his friends

[Anonymous No.]

All of you are nerds (derogatory)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775481
6+4*5 because the bug has 6 segments in the last equation

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being nerds

[Anonymous No.]

Ding ding, right answer:
>>53775481

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775430
You multiply by the clock in the final line, not add it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775546
How about you get pregnant instead of being a whiny bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
25
Because bottom row is caterpilar without flower +2 flowers * clock at 5, so (7-2)+2*2*5

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775572
Oh woops, you're right, 25 then. Or 26 since the caterpillar has one extra segment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775504
Fuck me in the ass I forgot there was a multiplication. Ughhhhh

Ok just change the final line
c + 2f * k'
=> 5 + 2*2 * 5
=> 5 + 20
=> [25]

Again, assuming no exponents.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775636 (me)
>>53775633
Ooh I didn't notice that caterpillar segment, nice catch. I think 26 is more correct, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
>21 ÷ 3= 7
>19 -7 = 12
>12 ÷2= 6
>15 - 6 - 7 = 2
>7 x 2 = 14
>14 + 7= 21

Assuming the different symbols on the bottom aren't a trick.
If they are

Then
>5 (clock) x 4 (assuming that's two squared) + 5 (7-2 = 5) =25

[Anonymous No.]

>jelly's chat thinks 0^0 is either 1 or 0
isn't it undefined?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775674
It's jelly hours, all the autists have come out in full force to prove how smart they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775655
I bet they're soft as fuck. Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775703
It's one

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775703
It's one, and the proof is kind of funny. Look it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775562
retard
>>53775561

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775689
Might be 26 if the extra segment on the bug means "+1".

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775770
The proof is silly because anything raised to the 0th power is 1, even 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773761
Who taught you math you retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775796
Don't,my brain goes haywire over stuff like that, I'm genuinely really terrible at puzzles like that because I can never commit to one answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775730
They are, I'm between them right now

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who can't see Pippa's tweets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53774804
26 if bug+flower =7 in the first equation
23.645 if the flower is a power in the first equation

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775886
Pretty much everyone who does math regularly acknowledges implicit multiplication like that. The only people who don't are high school teachers and maybe programmers depending on the code they use.

[Anonymous No.]

parentheses > exponents > division > multiplication > addition > subtraction You fucking burgers

[Anonymous No.]

Hime love!
I hope she's feeling good today she deserves it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775937
I wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775975
parentheses > exponents > division = multiplication > addition = subtraction

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776032
I gave her a good raping this morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775917
>>53775796
Actually yeah, you might be right, I'm just a coping retard

[Anonymous No.]

Just for fun let's assume the caterpillar with 5 segments (c) is raised to the flower instead of adding it, since the placement of the flower looks like an exponent.
In that case the flower, the clock, and the adjusted clock still retain their values => 2, 6, and 5.
So what we end up with is caterpillar^2 = 7, or caterpillar = sqrt(7).
This gets a bit tricky since we then have to figure out whether the last symbol with the extra segment is meant to be sqrt(7)+1 or if we're meant to go back and do this as (caterpillar'-1)^2 = 7. I think it's more likely the latter, so in that case caterpillar' = sqrt(7)+1, which is the same (lol). So then, we get:
sqrt(7)+1 + 2*2 * 5 => sqrt(7) +26 => roughly 28.64575131106459 (ew)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775975
That's just made up syntax, and if you use the syntax wrong or make it unclear (as in the question) there's no right answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775973
Oh and high school teachers (and people who listen to them) are retarded because they acknowledge implicit multiplication for algebra, they just aren't consistent in their application. Programmers probably don't have this problem as they tend to avoid implicit multiplication as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775975
>>53776054
You don't get math

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775975
It's PEMDAS you stupid nigger not PEDMAS!
Ain't no fucking kids getting raped here!

[Anonymous No.]

Increments = decrements.
Fucking humans and your "advanced operators". Disgusting. A sin against nature.
Return to basics.

[Anonymous No.]

This math stuff is a psyop set up by the phase girls so the cam masturbate to cute math autist boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53775972
Winner: https://www.republicworld.com/entertainment-news/whats-viral/caterpillar-flower-clock-puzzle.html

[Anonymous No.]

Michiru-Translated by animal friend:
23rd at 1 pm, a collab with rie, remi, tenma

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE INKING
RATE THE NOISES
RATE THE RAGE
RATE THE PERSEVERANCE
RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

why are you retards STILL arguing about arbitrary notation choices

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776074 (me)
sqrt(7)+21 => roughly 23.64575131106459
my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776141
It's literally not defined though. If you give an answer, you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776125
math nerds make pussy dry up faster than the Sahara Desert

[Anonymous No.]

/pcg/ is either very smart or very dumb today. I can't figure out which.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776145
Michiru, Remi, Tenma, and Rie?
Holy ESL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776168
She got splattered
Heavenly
Delicious
Michiru never falters
Hope she had fun, collab announced too

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776225
If I wasn't trying to do this shit on post it notes and I had a big whiteboard I'd be a lot smarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776207
It's like vtubing. If you can imagine the person as hot and vivacious it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776168
I was working and only listening and her gamer rage noises were very cute/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776207
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776207
anon, math nerds get all the pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Mating press Jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776168
Splurged
Very Cute
Cute
Michiruing
Good stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776167
The only argument to be made is PEMDAS / PEDMAS / BOMDAS and other shitty phrases are retarded, and operator order is arbitrary and there is literally no reason other methods can't be used for different reasons.
All math beyond basic increments and decrements are human concepts.
Physicschads are the only people that matter. Get fucked mathwanks, your garbage doesn't exist in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

But can you math wizards understand my friend the Time Cube?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you retarded faggots still stunlocked by an ambiguous equation? You're all wrong and you're all stupid as FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776251
I own a whiteboard thay my dad sold me for 30 bucks when he moved the company it's honestly an incredible stress reliever.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this thread
what set you all off

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776207
Only if you're a real pathetic sperg IRL with no redeeming feature. Women like when a man is passionate about something and it doesn't matter what! Stop being such a sped and be proud of your hobbies you stupid faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776386
Intellectual insecurity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776323
What couldn't I get any during my math degree then

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776363
Only 1K to disprove? Buddy’s not very sure of his theory… or has a bad grasp on monetary value.

Also I’m gonna start adding “Truth Note:” in front of all my statements now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776382
>he moved the company
We have actual rich kids here?

[Anonymous No.]

>wannabe math autists are STILL on this topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776404
Just because I'm good at math doesn't mean I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53773924
Nice Jerry.
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776447
Yeah, we should argue about programming languages instead.
C++ is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776487
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776386
Sakana posted a middleschool level math problem written in a bit of a funny way which caused people to debate over the answer. Then anon posted a logic solving visual math puzzle and it made the whole situation worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776487
No fuck you FUCK YOU C++ IS BALLER YOU SEETHING PYTHONJAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776426
>what

skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776404
This. My brother got his girlfriend into rocketry cause he's unashamed of his interests and he's some middle class nobody who's barely average height.
You need to be passionate.
Being funny helps but it's about the raw passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776487
parenthesis parenthesis parenthesis Lukasiewicz close-parenthesis close-parenthesisclose-parenthesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776487
python SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776382
Why did your father sell you whiteboard and not just give it to you

[Anonymous No.]

>Not writing the operations in causal order
Just write them in the order you're supposed to do them. This is the only way that has ever made sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776554
Hey man, not all poles are Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are STEM fags so insecure all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776382
Is part of this stress relief huffing the smell of the markers

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care about what y'all are talkimg about, so here is a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776145
How much does Rie know nihongo? Remi has been doing pretty good reps right now and can communicate with Michiru and Nasa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776168
I get the impression da michi isn't very lucky with her teammates (problem can't be her) in splatoon since she kept losing
BUT DAMICHI PERSISTS AND DAMICHI PREVAILS DAMICHI FOREVER

[Anonymous No.]

I just realised that I miss Uruka a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your favorite of the new invaders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776650
She shows up in JP chats sometimes in JP

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776525
>>53776386
The sad thing is that this happened at least twice before. People just never learn.
PS: Someone claimed that Remi pretends to be dumb and that's wrong. She pretends to be naive. Big difference
She's deliberately gone out of her way to demonstrate that she can handle mentally challenging tasks whereas also displaying (real or not) a complete lack of common knowledge and sense.
Her persona is savant not retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776382
I have a big one and it has some diagrams on it and people who come in seem to think they mean something, but they are actually just schizo scribbles from a friend on meth trying to explain time travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776714

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776709
What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
I graduated with a STEM degree and I know better than to engage with this retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776754
my penis. i can see it in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
That's a thread thing in general. If you ask about it everyone here is above 6'2 packing a 7inch

[Anonymous No.]

Good job Jerry

[Anonymous No.]

[Jelly News] she has run out of content

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776750
jelly huh? same here

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776714
Not a huge fan of any of them, but I guess dizzy is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776786
I'm 6'5 but my dick is just barely above 6 inches which means it looks small on me :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776805

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776786
What are you packing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
Cause humanities majors were hogging all the pussy since they are 60% female
t. Poli Sci guy who hooked up with a different classmate every year (It wasnt worth it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776787
That's fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
I'm not STEM, it just seemed like a fun puzzle, in still retarded and got 25 instead of 26

[Anonymous No.]

>skipped the hard parts by asking for help from chat
>I thought it would be harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776714
Jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776851
yes, she's very artistic when it comes to this type of games

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776787
Jerry is very smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776762
>look at me im so above it all
anon you're the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776851
she was very accepting of backseating

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776487
I learned recently that the % operator gives a remainder in many languages and is not a true modulus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776570
You expect a jew to miss out on a chance to make money, don't be absurd goyim

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
>extremely basic math
>"STEM"
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776642
Fuck no.
>>53776570
Cause I offered. He was gonna sell it for more but it was meanwhile taking up valuable space.
>>53776438
Rich is saying a bit much. Comfortably middle class. He got sick of driving a cab one day so he decided to make his own job and it worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776547
I jwu, cannot eigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776868
>>53776913
lumi-style playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776644
Funny cow, we need a cow vtuber with small tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
I’m stressed because of my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776762
I also graduated with a STEM degree. It doesn't mean shit. People in the field lie nonstop for grants. You aren't better than other people because you put your head down and regurgitated what your communist instructors told you to say. A monkey with a calculator can and will replace you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776910
>refute poster
>'wow why would you say that'

[Anonymous No.]

[Jerry news] take a picture of the front and back of your credit card and send it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776984

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776786
I'm 5 8 and my dick is kinda longer than my phone. I only admit this because i haven't seen any likers around

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776984

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777053
cat alt

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776786
Yes
I'm pretty ugly and didn't go to university so I feel like trash ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777008
You sound like you couldn't find a job, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
Unironic autism or severe undersocialization

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776616
Because if you sign up for STEM you have signed the death warrant on your genetics unless you do agriculture or something with live animals.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Jelly.
>>53776927
Yeah... luckily doing modulo manually is easy enough.
In some languages, you could just make your own operator to do it and make it like %%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53776786
I'm unironically 6'3 and white

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa doing a nerd voice
https://youtube.com/shorts/S8UoELaMjyM?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777157
Don't feel bad about not going to uni, it's a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777160
No I just watched entire companies replace their work staff with Indians. It still happens and the board members consider the court cases and fees part of the cost of doing business. You personally have no value and will be replaced in time. Even if you know an archaic system architecture you will be replaced by an AI because it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777219
>literally the same voice
She really is talentless

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Easy money

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>>53777200
I found out the hard way with C#. Old 3-5 year bug, haha.

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>>53777196
>The only animals STEM gets to fuck are farm animals
true, yeah, that's true, anon is trueing, it certainly is a Society huh

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>>53777210
you're also fat

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>>53777260
>>53777265
Why couldn't you just pull him off of the rails?

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>>53777246
I can't relate then. I work for a company that's 90% white males doing scientific computing for radar and we can't simply outsource work due to security clearances.

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Isn't there a bomb Jelly is supposed to defuse?

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>>53777210
How can you be 6'3 ironically?

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Reminder if you want Jelly to not kill you, pay the fuck up.

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This fucking thread, all of you played like a fiddle by the fishman.

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>>53777415
Platform shoes

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>>53777219
>doing
But Pippa is a nerd

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>>53777356
>we can't simply outsource work due to security clearances.
Good luck with that bro don't you know it's racist to not hire foreigners because the task is sensitive?
You're just a bigot. Xin Chang is just as American as you are!

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I just want to look cool for the cute girls

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I'm Alice

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>>53777497

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>>53777498
You are a big girl

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>>53777495
C'mon man, you can't use the CIA's own tactics against their own defense contractors, that's against the rules

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>>53777577
For you

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>>53777498
Show tits

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>>53777265
You should negotiate first retards
500k is not that much for someone dressed like mr. Monopoly

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>>53777495
On the one hand touch grass but on the other hand the only reason my company employs russians instead of pajeets is because theyve been here for at least a millennium and the entire company would explode if they weren't here

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Today I will trust

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>>53777150
>>53776984
Wemi belly, erotic…

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Jerry HATES Alice

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ALICE LOVE

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>>53777495
i interned at a government research facility once. The stories were quite funny, they told me that somehow every Chinese and Indian international applicant won their national math contest or something of similar prestige. And they in fact did catch a Chinese stealing research data once.

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new thread
>>53777715
>>53777715

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>>53777498
big if true

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>>53777661
Very much this. The correct response is to treat the man as he would treat others and negotiate the value of his life. There's a much bigger paycheck at stake.

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>>53776989
That... is actually a good idea

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>>53776989
>>53778231
Cowgirl's are kinda smallish/medium
https://www.twitch.tv/cowgirlcowgirl