/asp/ - Aspiring Vtuber and Startup

[Anonymous No.]

Nap time edition

What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money, otherwise use Adobe Premiere Pro.

Open company auditions:
https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Previous thread: >>53630099

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The actual, factual, uncontested face of /asp/

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Gen 5 list >>53560967 #

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Who's live today?

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>>53730667
Me

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>haru again
Fock off

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>>53731207
Should've baked it yourself then.

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>>53730033
Who?

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I can't believe my terrible robot voice is getting in the way of my psychic powers of suggestion that would otherwise make viewers stay

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>>53722827
isn't cajon litterally meant for a musician playing another instrument to keep their own beat?
No, cajons generally require two free hands, unless you're tricking it out and playing it with a bass drum pedal and adding cymbals/hi hats to your setup while using the cajon as the bass and snare drums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEKZHlVskQ&ab_channel=SayandipSharangi

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>>53731207
He's cute, I didn't know what to make the OP.

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>>53731689
Then why am I horny?

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>>53730033
My debut is this week and yet I'm not included... Bros... Am I this forgettable?

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>>53735533
So forgotten you never began

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>>53735614
I'm gonna turn myself into a fucking takoyaki, I swear to god

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>>53735533
Don't debut. Get a png and stream. Twitter followers don't equate to viewership. You'll start from next to nothing like everyone else.

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>>53735797
Dude with debut I mean starting my first fucking Stream. I have everything ready already, even showed my model off!!! But you guys... You forgot me in just 2 threads... It's fucking over, I'm joining the army and hope I get hit by an artillery.

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>>53736034
You do not want to be noticed by the thread. Not until you've started and they find you.

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>>53736034
This is a bad mindset. Don't stream for validation, you won't get that here. Gens are arbitrary anyway, until you actually go live you're a vtweeter.

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>>53735533
Momo...

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No worries, I'm mainly just joking lmao. Don't expect too much in the first place and wouldn't want that many viewers either, considering it's my very first stream and thus be fucking scuffed. I'll Prolly still drop by when I start the stream, but I'll be hoping you guys ignore me and leave me to my devices :3

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>>53736771
Shut the fuck up

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>>53736981
Make me, bitch

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>>53737210
I would but you're so unremarkable that no one knows who you are.

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>300 followers
>0 viewers

I'm so scared I'm going to end up like this

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>>53731455
vchanners who haven't streamed yet

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I JUST GOT HOME, STARTING STREAM IN 15 MINUTES, OKAMI
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

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>>53737899
The only way this happens is if you’re one of those guys that folllows literally everyone on twitch on the hope that they’ll watch your streams, which is extremely inorganic and reflects on your viewcount, or you’re coming back from a long hiatus without telling anyone.

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>>53738384
No, it can happen if your viewers lose interest too
Follower number is a misleading metric, it increases over time and never decreases

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doing numbers!
https://twitter.com/cute_vr/status/1681108310483939329

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>>53738066
I'm a vchanner but I've streamed before, can I still selfpost?

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>>53740106
If you've streamed you've graduated from vchanning

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man, I wish I started streaming when I was younger. as an adult, I can play whatever I want but I get bored of games fast. if this was 10 years i'd fixated on 1 game for 10,000+ hours because I was poor. that'd ironically make it easier to build a community with other addicts who like that game kek. choice paralysis is a real thing folks

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>>53740143
Last stream was over a month ago, second to last was last year, do I really qualify?

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>>53738384
no, this can happen because viewers simply lost interest. taking breaks, playing games nobody cares about, playing one game then leaving, etc. it's not uncommon to see people with 1000+ followers and no viewers because streaming is not constant growth for most people. i highly suggest you toss the idea that the follower count means anything significant if you want to actually grow

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>>53742310
I am glad I didn't broadcast my unironic chuuni cringe to the world, and more importantly, avoided becoming set in my ways either through obstinance in the face of mockery or success.

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is astroparseks one of yours

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>>53744045
we don't claim him, what did he do?

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>>53744103
Nah, he's an AI art autist, you can keep him.

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>>53740083
this is nothing pal, try again when you break 1000

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https://www.twitch.tv/gclefcannon

dark cloud!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is it even possible to make a more bullyable character than Parseks?
>Multiple overlapping archetypes that are easy to bully
>Crypto/NFT posts
>Tech nerd
>Femboy

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I feel bad when I want to sub during a 20+ days subathon and you can feel that the streamer just wants it to end already

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>>53746611
>bullyable
I think you meant hugable

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Is there anything more pathetic than a male vtuber? Who do you appeal to? You're not cute, you're not entertaining, no one wants to hang out with you. Girls are cute, girls are entertaining, we want to hang out with girls. If you're a male reading this I suggest you kys.

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>>53742501
I feel like that's mainly a male issue, a female vtuber can do something retarded like only streaming a retro JRPG for a month straight and still retain most of her regulars
Viewers are extremely lenient when it comes to watching vtubers with vaginas

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I keep subjecting myself to mascot horror. Its an addiction. Come join me in Totally Not Poppy's Playtime!
https://www.twitch.tv/SlushyWater52

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>>53745201
I did break 1000.

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>>53738165
Thank you for coming awoomfies, sorry if today seemed rushed. IT WAS. I rushed in the door and had to immediately get ready!

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>Walking around, minding my own business, touching grass
>Hear a faint "meowdy babe" nearby
>Tense up
>Break into a full sprint
>"Runner? I hardly know 'er!" comes next, somehow closer
>Legs feel like they're exploding
>Get distracted, trip over my own feet
>The end is nigh
>Contemplate my life choices as I tumble forward 10 feet
>Stare up at the clouds after I come to a halt
>Resign myself to my fate
>Lock eyes with Coco as she stands over me
>Why's this bitch so tall?
>Remember that she's obviously going to be a bit taller in heels
>Realize that she chased me down in fucking heels
>Decide to close my eyes and go for a little snooze while the succudemon hauls me back to her lair for another 20 hours on the milking table

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Assuming that I've never touched OBS before, how do noise suppresion and noise gating function?

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>>53757769
noise gate shuts the mic until it hears a noise above a certain DbA level that you fine-tune to be a few DbA before your quietest voice

OBS noise suppression filter uses machine learning to remove sounds that are not human speech. this includes stuff like popping, whistling, etc. mouth sounds you might want viewers to hear. you can get gentler noise removal using https://www.homebrewaudio.com/9603/reafir-madness-hidden-noise-reduction-tool-in-reaper/

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boobies

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>>53735533
Debuts are dumb. They make sense for corpos since they’ll already have a built in fanbase due to their management’s reputation. Streamers who are just starting out don’t have that. There’s no benefit to planning a debut. You’re basically playing monkey see monkey do, without realizing the context of what a debut actually is.

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how do you get a png to start streaming with? I have a basic character idea and want to try it out but don't want to plop down like 2k or something before I even do anything

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>>53760694
use stable diffusion with the tag "white background" and cut it out into a transparent png

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>ai
>pngtubing
ngmi

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any tips for first time streamers?
what makes for a fun stream?
I don't really know why anyone would watch me desu

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>>53760694
>png
>2k
lol wut. Just find an artist on Twitter or Skeb, you can get one for under $100 easily.

>>53761106
Find a niche game or community and have fun while streaming. People want to watch streamers have fun playing things that they also like.

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>>53761320
do you think theres a niche for streaming games that are in JP but commenting in EN?
I can kinda read JP and I like playing random obscure indie JP games but I speak in EN naturally

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>>53761557
NTA. There is a niche for that kind of content, but its going to be very hard to build up an audience doing it. Streaming on dead/obscure categories like that is just a bad way to grow a channel.

Your best bet with that route might be making edited videos on YouTube. Youtube is probably better for very niche content like that, however I understand how unappealing making videos is for somebody who wants to be a streamer.

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I had someone come into my chat saying he’d promote me to his community and help me get more followers if I did a $50 giveaway. I told him to fuck off. How often do you get these types of people in your streams?

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>>53761557
Will people watch it? Sure - hell I'd probably check it out.
But being completely honest - I imagine it'll be hard to grow at first without really advertising on other platforms or getting yourself out there because that is a niche within a niche.
The biggest thing that'll decide it is your personally and your skill, and the word "kinda" isn't doing you any favors on the latter part.

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>>53761765
What’s the the cut off point for dead/too niche?

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>>53756223
you need to know i love you so fucking much anon lmoa

to all anons that post like this. i see all of them. you make my day and warm my heart kisses babe weh

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>>53761557
>>53761765
If you decide to go down the route of making edited videos of these niche JP games, you should look at ThorHighHeels as he kinda already does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwOeZiqrnA

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>>53761773
never

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>>53761939
nta but I've been streaming Duel Masters Play's for a few months and once people figure out Duel Masters is not Master Duel they click off

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>>53761991
Kek.

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>>53761939
Look at Twitch categories and see how many people follow them. When I say niche I mean like your Dwarf Fortresses, where they'll latch onto any new player and hand hold them and have a strong community - not your 1994 Japan-only McDonald's promotional SNES games where like one dude in Little Rock Arkansas is really into it and if he's not around you're SOL.
Again though, this is advice for growing solely on Twitch through its discoverability, and if you have an inkling of an audience or can properly advertise elsewhere first, then do whatever you want.

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>>53762127
I just checked have many viewers are watching it right now and it’s not 13. The game I like streaming has 15, so I’m guessing that’s not ideal game for growing my audience.

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>>53761939
A decent way to judge a game's potential popularity is by looking at how many people are following the category on Twitch. But be careful with older games, sometimes they have built up fairly large followings but all interest in it kind of died out years ago.

You can also look at the category analysis in sullygnome.com and twitchtracker.com. But be careful here as well. For more niche games almost all viewers are being brought in by bigger streamers, its rare that the category itself provides any level of viewers itself.

I think the other way you could possibly go about this is by promoting your streams on enthusiast discords and forums devoted to these specific genres and games in particular. Its kind of hard and awkward work (and you might feel just a bit scummy promoting yourself like this), but the few times I did it there was a much better turn out to these kind of niche games. I feel like these communities who are very devoted to niche games are quite willing to watch decent streamers play their games, but their games are so rarely streamed that they don't ever bother checking twitch for streamers. Anyhow, I have had pretty good results doing this the few times I have bothered to.

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>>53735533
If you're the tako dude, no. I just don't think we have a name for you.

Also, is Hamster Dude even close to debut? All we know about him is that he's got a design down, right?

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So how’s that /asp/ idol/band going?

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Are there more 'viewer-interaction-heavy' formats that work well? Gaming for example is relatively more indirect (you are presumably actually playing the game).

I'm often told IRL that I have an unusually good knack for giving people advice on their problems and it seems fun to have that be a sort of regular part of my streaming rotation

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>>53762999
>giving people advice on their problems
Don’t do this, outside of generic ‘life gets better’ type of comments. Meddling in other peoples lives can end up ruining their lives.

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>>53763162
are you saying this as a general statement, or advice on vtubing specifically

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Surprised at how many asp adjacent chuubas can speak Japanese.

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>>53763251
General statement. This extends to friends and family. The only exception is if it’s something objectively detrimental to them, like if they’re afflicted to hard drugs or are suicidal, then of course you’d want to help them. But petty shit like relationship advice, family squabbles, work grievances, yeah just tune that shit out and give out a generic non-response.

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>>53763530
skill issue

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>>53763496
usually it means they know what "konnichiwa" and "kawaii" means
they cant actually have a conversation or read anything

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Smelliest looking vtuber?

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Is it OK to post here with a textual description of my 'design concept' to see if it has any appeal at all?

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>>53763727
>STINK GANG PIPER DAD
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>STINK GANG PIPER DAD
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>STINK GANG PIPER DAD

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>>53763881
Go for it.

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>>53763727
spikepls is a stinky lollipop LOLE

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>>53763496
Vtubing started a couple years ago, the people who did their reps to watch holo JP got decent results by now

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Dunno where to ask this so-

How does she not get DMCA'd for her Daily Dose reacts?

She gets like 5k plus ccv

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would playing turbo weeb games like Atelier Ryza be more successful in attracting vtuber fans than western games? Someone who watches jrpg streams would be more likely to ‘get’ vtubing right?

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>>53763889
The basic idea is to be a cute blond shota (like Mitsukuni from Ouran) in a school uniform wrapped up in a futon 'cause he's a hikkiNEET who's just online all day. The futon will have a design with cakes and stuff on it. Maybe the futon will mostly just be like a blanket around my shoulders so it doesn't obscure too much body.

I know it's probably not recommended but in my ideal world I think I would have a more variety-esque kind of channel with gaming, reading JP/CN content (decent in both languages), answering viewer Qs, idk, I'd like to come up with more ideas. Piano content if I decide to finally buy a digital piano and get back into it. I have a lot of real-life hobbies, especially sports, and tons of random knowledge but kind of unclear how to translate that into streamable content.

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>>53764415
>school uniform
>neet

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>>53759818
Maybe I shouldn't have used the word debut, I was mainly referring to the fact that Friday is gonna be my very first stream. Although, I am planning on doing like, a lil power point thingy, but that's just to introduce myself to the one or two nerds who follow me on twitter for some time now. It's not gonna be big and I'll jump into a game I was itching to play for some time now.

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>>53729826
>Benefits to solo-streaming on Twitch
Networking is effectively easier so you can leech off popular content creators if you want to inflate your following.
>Benefits to Multi-Casting on all other Platforms via Restream/Lightstream/SoraYuki Plugin
Larger exposure of your stream to a potential audience.
>Multiple Lines of Income instead of one.
>Kick has the most 95% out of 100% going towards content creators via Stripe
>Trovo gives passive income if you accrue certain amount of hours and viewers.
>Youtube has limitless VoDs without the hassle of *highlighting* your streams.

Need I say more?

>inb4 go get a job faggot
You first asshole.

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>>53764527
The act of staying home from school and being a hikkiNEET in your adolescence implies that there is a school you are not attending, and consequently a school uniform. But ok, maybe it can just be pajamas or something

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>>53762702
Hamster dude is early August if I remember correctly. Also true. I don't think I've dropped a name in here yet, huh...

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>>53764178
She easily could be. Unfortunately its kind of been the culture of twitch that reaction content that absolutely is offending and should be taken down is ignored for whatever reason. Theres a lot of reasons for this (including twitch making it hard for creators to even find out their work is even being exploited) but a large part of it is creators begin afraid that they will receive backlash if they try to assert their rights to what they made. The other problem is that many youtubers incorrectly believe that people reacting to their content will end up causing their videos to get more views in the long run, so they end up ignoring or even encouraging it.

If you want an almost exhaustive but good analysis of the entire problem check out this video here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irk8h0ax5aY

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>>53764721
If Asmongold and xQc died. Would streaming finally be a worthwhile endevour or just a waste of time?

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>>53764721
Thanks for the effort post anon

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>>53765161
It wouldn't really change that much. Other similar reaction streamers would immediately snap up those viewers and the problem would continue. Now if reaction channels were effectively banned in general? That would be disastrous for twitch, and probably barely affect non-reaction content. Pretty much everyone who comes to twitch to watch reaction content would instead just go to youtube/tiktok to watch the next best thing, the content itself. This is why twitch really doesn't want to address the problem.

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>not horny
>not female
>not trans/femboy
>not weeb/otaku
>not racist
>not sexist

Will I ever make it?

[Anonymous No.]

I keep hearing that racing games is hard to learn and get into compared to getting into FPS or fighting games.
Stuff I hear about racing like Forza Motorsport or Gran Turismo coming in as a newbie is stuff like
>you will want to throw your controller at the screen
Is it really that bad?
I heard Need for Speed is kinda easier like Mario Kart, is that true?

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>>53762127
>>53762405
>where they'll latch onto any new player and hand hold them and have a strong community
You mean like those old Armored Core games?
What other games trigger those sorts of people to show up?

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>>53766876
Are you a pro racist?

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>>53767266
Am I supposed to join one of those racing threads on /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

egosearching in the archives hurts. It still is nice to see I left a mark on someone, however small it was.

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>>53767569
I can tell you that /asp/ is not as good for information on videogames as other boards and their generals are.

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>>53766663
You can add another "no" to that list.

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>>53765684
So streaming at its core is a fucking waste of time of a career choice. Good to know!

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Why are people such dicksuckers to xQc and Asmongold?

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>>53769855
idk about asmongold but i used to talk to xqc before he was a streamer and he's a rather good-hearted fella
i'd rather him be the top streamer instead of one of the sociopathic fake-nice OTK/pokimane/etc. texas clique

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>>53765684
Based, gonna be a reaction goyslop vtuber and /asp/ can't stop me

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>>53760694
Sent a character sheet to an artist I liked on twitter. It was done in 4 days and it cost me 60$, i know I'll commission the same guy if I want a live2d model one day

[Anonymous No.]

There are two types of vtubers, those who groom and those who get groomed.

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>>53770111
Isn't xQc a sociopath himself though since he is part of that clique now?

[Anonymous No.]

>watching another vtuber
>someone joins the chat and starts criticizing their game choice
That’s not normal, is it?

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>>53771437
i dont watch his stream but pretty sure he's not

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>>53771463
Big or small chuuba?

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>>53771399
What if I just stream and don't really have a presence in any communities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53771819
Do you really stream if nobody watches you¿

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>>53771463
Is it a series or a one off game?
Because if it's like a game with one entry then they're just being an asshole. If it's a game series they're probably autistic and are trying to get them to play better entries but coming off as rude

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>>53772076
I'm averaging about 15 viewers, I don't think I'm doing awful.

[Anonymous No.]

got to the final round of auditions with a company for the 4th time. 4th times the charm, right....? wgmi...

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>>53773726
GANBARE

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>>53773726

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>>53773726
Male or female?

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>>53773797
>>53773923
ty anons <3
>>53774168
female

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>>53773726
reads like miru typing

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Hehehe, obviously after talking so much about how I want to start streaming this Friday, I get the message that I'm actually not gonna be able to because my internet can't be set up atm... I'm gonna fucking kill myself for real, why does this happen to me? Like seriously. Why can't something good happen to me for once? Guess I'll delay my initial plans and try to get this fixed asap.

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>>53774596
i'm not miru but trying to guess who i am publicly is both weird and rude, you could ruins someones opportunity doing that

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>>53774897
it's out of your control, why are you being so woe is me? get your stoic reps in anon, there's nothing you could have done so chill out

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>>53774987
I was going to protest but I actually believe that you're not miru for the fact that you're clearly new here

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>>53775001
Because I'm kinda pissed about it. Sure, it's not in my control. Still means I can't do jackshit now when I was looking forward to it. Would have been better if it was my fault because then I have someone to blame at least.

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>>53772279
Real viewers or vtuber viewers? Because you might be part of a clique without realizing it

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>>53774987
Don't post your link here if you don't want to be part of a witch hunt

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>>53773726
EN3 confirmed.

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>>53766955
FromSoft games, gacha games, Factorio, Outer Wilds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53777928
souls fans are genuinely one of the worst fanbases I've ever seen in a chuuba chat outside of pure coombait stuff like GFE ASMR.

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>>53778035
Skill issue
But really, stop trying to bait soulsfans to your channel if you don't enjoy the games, bitch, it's disingenuous

[Anonymous No.]

Souls players are a blight

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>>53778035
Warhammer. Warhammer will be a bannable offense in my chat, same with footfags

[Anonymous No.]

coco if you are gonna give me lewd dreams, can you at least make sure to take the fucking cum at the end

or was leaving my underwear more cum than cloth just a funny joke to you???

[Anonymous No.]

>>53780744
what's wrong with footfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>yet another aspie got a gf
WHEN'S IT GONNA BE MY TURN REEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781026
I can rant, but essentially you're basically scat fetishists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781043
pussy is overrated, get a bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781043
which aspies have gotten gfs?

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>>53780744
>Warhammer will be a bannable offense in my chat
Each day we stray further from god's light...

But.. why WH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781043
I haven't selfposted yet but how did you know I got myself a gf yesterday?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781043
>another young man wasting his time on femoids

>>53781078
Uh no dude

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>>53782553
Girls suck, "getting a gf" is stupid most dudes don't wanna settle down and have kids.

Think about why you need a chick in your life(Status?, Masculinity issues?, Feeling Old?) - and fix it with hobbies.
Girls for the most part make your life worse not better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53782913
possibly the best post in /asp/ history

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of hobby helps with desiring love and intimacy with another person you're attracted to? Should I get into oil wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783087
Love and Intimacy is bullshit chemicals your body releases to mate.
Real love is caring for the infirm and children, that's selfless. The "love" you feel from women are just hormones telling you to release babies.

You don't need love, it's temporary, work on making yourself into the perfect man. Make yourself the best you can be.

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>>53782913
>Think about why you need a chick in your life
I'd like to have sex and two kids, and it's hard to do by myself

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I care about children? They are weak and a waste of time. I just want someone to rub my head and tell me I did good. And that I'm worth it. And then give me a lap pillow to sleep on.

Children will just scream and throw vegetables at me. They are gross, disgusting, loud and annoying. Off to the mines with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783292
You don't need a real woman to get what you want out of sex anymore. And single men can adopt, despite popular belief

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783413
Exactly, there are *ways* to release sexual tension.
More people should be adopting anyways, your extended family have enough of your genetic material to replace you if you decide not to have kids.

[Anonymous No.]

/asp/ - incel forum

[Anonymous No.]

I love when a couple collabs! Aspies please collab with your significant other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53781890
Actually you faggots are the biggest heathens on earth. Literally all of warhammer's lore is a blasphemy idolizing sun worship and egyptian hacks.

>>53782553
The foot is the lowest part of the body, it is the part that gets dirty when stepping in shit, Toenails being in a humid enviroment are an apt enviroment for fungus. There is a reason in ancient culture feet were considered the dirtiest and lowliest part of he body

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>>53783739
couple collabs can be fun as long as they don't completely overtake a channel. especially since that can get awkward if you break up.

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>>53783170
>Love and Intimacy is bullshit chemicals your body releases to mate.
>Real love is caring for the infirm and children, that's selfless. The "love" you feel from women are just hormones telling you to release babies.
>
>You don't need love, it's temporary, work on making yourself into the perfect man. Make yourself the best you can be.

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>>53783779
WH includes many re-worked conceptions from multiple mythology / folklore parts.
And this conceptions were changed, as it happens with time with any mythology.
As result, you can hear it as distant / blurred / mixed echo.
Surprised that someone see it as disturbing thing.
But, maybe, it's just about a taste in content.
Sometimes you like / don't like thing and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53784411
i'm still mad VV got shitcanned and turned into an asset farm for WoW instead of getting to make a 3 remake as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783739
streams with my girlfriend are fun but i think those streams tend to do the worst numbers wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>53784363
>>53785024
they’re as cute as watching a kdrama romcom

[Anonymous No.]

>>53784479
>WH is literally about a future where everyone is evil and has no edeeming qualities

>Gee golly IDK why anyone could see this as disturbing. You have to be trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783739
I tried, he barely talked and couldn't last more than 2 hours. Some people aren't cut out for streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783779
>Actually you faggots are the biggest heathens on earth. Literally all of warhammer's lore is a blasphemy idolizing sun worship and egyptian hacks.
So deep oomfie

[Anonymous No.]

>>53785475
you can tell how much I care by how low qu@lity this post is

[Anonymous No.]

>>53785728
I hate zoomers

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>>53759818
You’re a literal retard. Debuts are the smartest way to get your first viewers. The only other way is to stream to the void until you get some people that eventually stick around. That process could take weeks to months. Starting with 5-10 friends you can regularly talk to in chat is INFINITELY better than streaming to 0 viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

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>>53785814
Where are those 5-10 "friends" coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53785814
Do you have a single fact to back any of that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783779
I believe in soap, it can wash many things, a shame it can't wash a whore clean

>>53783739
Yeah right, list the /asp/ies that publicly came out as having a bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783739
I can’t bring myself to ask my boyfriend to collab, he is so much better at streaming than I could ever be

[Anonymous No.]

>>53783739
I love streaming with my wife, can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53786279
I also enjoy streaming with this anon's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>53786279
I've collabed off-stream with your wife, she's great

[Anonymous No.]

I hope /asp/ is having a good time today
As for ol' Digby? I am streaming again today super early (by my standards)
Its strange times in the land of Digby so some reassurance in the form of a game I play often is good in these times
So come on by for comfy feels and chattery as we play some dragonball the breakers!

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53787585
This cat offkai'd anon's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>53787635
the cat fucks, it is known

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea why women don’t moderate their chats. There’s like 3 streams I’ve seen where there’s a raging coomer being a massive creep in chat. Instead of laughing it off, ban them? Unless you like having mouthbreathers like that in your chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53789813
You can't ban the coomers, they become your whales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53785992
>>53786064
Do I really have to spell spoonfeed everything here? You don’t debut right away, you plan for it like anybody with common sense. Go on Twitter, make friends, watch other people’s streams and when you’re ready you debut and your friends will support you. This is how 99% of debuts go.

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>>53789813
Those "creeps" are my loyal viewers who've been supporting me for a long time, who are you and why should I care about your opinion?
Do you pay my bills? I don't owe you anything so if you want me to start caring about what you say then start paying my bills

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>>53789981
You are tremendously stupid but good luck on you vtweeter to 1view arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790043
>bills
Lmao, get a fucking job. if you like having “loyal” viewers whose only goal is try and fuck you sure go ahead and have fun with that type of “community”

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790043
>a debut is when you tweet and watch streams and then that converts into viewers because you did a stream once
Total vtweeter death

[Anonymous No.]

>>53789981
All that time you spent planning your ‘debut’ could have been time spent streaming. Strangers on Twitter aren’t going to give a fuck about some guy with a $50 pngtuber model. If you’re a pngtuber your only saving grace is your personality, and until you debut, you can’t show off your personality to anyone. Now if you have a live2d model that would be a different story. People can get jazzed to see a vtuber with a nice live2d model. But fucking png? No one is going to give a shit about you. People look and pngtubers the exact same way pngtubers look at vroids with a hoodie, just another diamond dozen trash taking up space on twitch.

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>>53790554
Had me going until diamond dozen

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>>53790554
I can literally name 10 vtubers (some with hundreds of viewers) that started this way. You can start streaming right away sure, but you’ll be streaming with ZERO viewers. You can try to grow from there but it will be a monumental task. Instead you can spend a few months networking with other people. Go into their chats, talk to them on Twitter, support them on Discord (AKA MAKE FRIENDS) and then when you’re ready to stream you’ll be able to stream with your new friends who will SUPPORT YOU. They will retweet your posts for you, make your discord active, chat in your stream, and be your viewers that’ll make you more visible in categories. That’s the whole point of networking before streaming. Another benefit to doing a debut is you can make noise for yourself before streaming. Your friends will retweet your tweets for you giving more eyes on you (and this is also good for the twitch algo because their viewers will recommend their other viewers). You can mald and seethe about how much you think this is a bad idea but this is a literally basic marketing and a proven method to starting out streaming. But sure, go ahead and stream to nobody and see how that works for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790554
that's it i'm going to become the first webp tuber

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>>53790121
This is her job. It's basically sex work. Here's the thing- young people are getting married at lower and lower rates. Women have started to realize that they basically hate being in the workforce, and that they're happier doing vtubing/onlyfans/asmr/whatever the fuck else. Everything is settling out into a new version of time-honored tradition: men are working, and women are sex objects, but they just connect in a different way. It's a beautiful thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790121
They care about me and don't see me this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790834
None of that has anything to do with a "debut" you imbecile

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790834
You wrote a lot of words to say "if you have friends tell watch your streams"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53782553
Incel hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790834
>months
>this dude is going to spend months ‘networking’ and planning his ‘debut’
The problem is you’re attempting to network as a totally unproven vtuber. You’re trying to convince people who already have a following to give your their cosign and shill you to their own viewers, all while you’re at a point where you have nothing to offer, no proof of concept that you’ll actually be an entertaining vtuber or that you’ll be worth collaborating with in the future. All for what? Because you liked a bunch of their tweets for a month? Maybe shower up to their streams and chatter a few times? You think that would be enough to earn you their cosign? You’re like those wannabe rappers that try to sell their mixtapes on the street to strangers. Why the fuck would I buy your mixtape when I haven’t heard a single one of your songs?

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>>53791502
I think I see the real problem here. You’re taking this shit too seriously. You’re not here to “network”, “shill viewers”, or “offer” something… You’re trying to make friends (why is this so hard to grasp for the autists here?) Streamers aren’t robots, chatters aren’t robots, they’re people. Make friends with other streamers and their viewers and they will support you because they like you. It’s got nothing to do with “offering” them something. Are you the type of person that thinks people make business deals in private when they want to collab with someone too?

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>>53791502
This is always the precursor to "I dont understand. I have 5k followers on Twitter but only 5ccv"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53791714
>You're taking this too seriously
So you've given up entirely on any pretense of expertise and you're just freely talking out of your ass. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53791714
You have no idea what any of those things you put into quotation marks actually mean do you?

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>>53791894
Post your numbers, Copernicus.

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>>53791714
You'll make temporary friends with most. Most vtubers will keep you at a distance, they chose vtubing for the anonymity. You can be "friends" but once you're smaller than them or they stop streaming, or you get too close for comfort, that's over.

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>>53791934
Hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>53764641
Will hamster dude and hamster gal be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792205
They will when they're both chained up in my basement.

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>>53791985
You don’t need to worry about that too much. I’ve had people who I know nothing about be my regulars in chat and raid me often (and vice versa, of course) Some of them do drift apart eventually, but what’s important is that somebody is there to help you when you first get started. And eventually you’ll be able to build your own community and won’t need to rely on them as much anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53791934
>Copernicus
prolly shouldn't be asking for numbers from liars

[Anonymous No.]

And I'm the schizo, sheesh, you're all as bad as I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>53791934
Yours first, scooter. You're thr one showing up to the thread an declaring your expertise. Drop your link.

[Anonymous No.]

please god let gen 5 be the cunny generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792563
You're the one lording your imaginary expertise highness, the burden of proof is on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792563
Kek that’s not me retard. i don’t care if you listen or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792608
I knew it. You don't even have one. You're 100% talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792227
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792205
wait there's a hamster girl now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792705
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792599
It's not looking good cunnybro... gen 6 will be our gen

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide if I should even try being a vtuber :(
Everyone says I'm too quiet in real life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792937
Then start learning how to project. Talking and talking loud is a skill you can learn like anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792758
She posted a couple of boards back asking for advice. Her Twitter says she's a hamster gyaru.

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>>53791714
>You’re trying to make friends
You generally don’t make friends with people way lower down the totem pole than yourself. How often in real life do you see super model looking Chads hanging out with their incel best friend? Almost never. Same goes with vtubers and networking. If you saw someone in your chat is a beginner vtuber with a cheap garbled up sounding mic and has a lot of dead air while he streams, are you really going to promote that person to your followers just because they were nice to you? What do you get out of it? His friendship? Why would you want to be his friend? What if you have 100 followers and 1/10 of them are beginner streamers like that guy? Are you going to support each one of them? What if you have 500 followers, and 1/10 of them are streamers? That’s 50 guys right there. Are you going to put in the effort to shill every single one of them? These are the people you want to network and collaborate with. They have their own followers and among them are aspiring streamers. You are the one out of ten followers they could network with, or one out of fifty. You have done absolutely zero streaming, and you think that these people will have the time of day for you and your debut? Post-debut you can network all you want, people will actually be able to tell if you’re worth the time because they’ve seen you stream. But pre-debut you have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning everywan, I hope you're all doing great today and making strides to be the best you that you can be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53792980
I don't mean literally quiet as in low-volume, but rather tending not to say much.
But I do notice that I mostly say very little in large groups, while I generally have a lot more to say if it's just a one on one conversation...

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>>53793055
Man, you people literally have autism. Just look at BatAtVideoGames and how close she is to her regulars. Some of them are streamers and she goes out of her way to raid them every now and then because she appreciates their support. Even when she doesn’t do that, her viewers also go out of their way to watch them because they’re part of a community and they all hang out with each other. Stop thinking in “cost benefit” mindset. This is literally autistic behavior. when have you ever thought about that shit when you made friends in school (unless you never had any, then I understand)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793048
>small cute boy and giant curvy gyaru
They are...

[Anonymous No.]

I can design a hundred vtubers with solid concepts, names, and even hashtag ideas but I can't come up with anything I actually connect with. How did everyone here design something they actually enjoy using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793399
Ding Ding Ding.
It's worse than autism, it's Assburgers.
These "people" are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793399
it's embarrassingly easy to tell the difference between a chuuba that wants to have fun, make friends, and maybe make some beer money and a chuuba that wants to sociopatically climb the ladder and become a massive indie like bat, or even join a large corpo like holo/niji. one of them has already "made it" and the other never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793473
it’s perfect…

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793636
I disagree, bat made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793636
And yet the one having fun still has viewers, funnily enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793756
>>53793809
maybe I worded my point wrong but there's "making it" and then there's making it. If all you care about is numbers then you'll always see yourself as a failure because there's always someone bigger. If you have a community you love, a community that loves you, that's actually making it. You can do that with four regulars or four thousand. There's a lot of large chuubas I could name for actually reaching that kind of success that matters far more than a purple checkmark or a protein powder sponsorship but Bat's the one the other anon used and I think she's a perfectly fine example of it.

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>>53791714
Look up Dunbar’s number. He proposes one person can keep up 150 stable relationships within a given time at the most. I don’t mean 150 twitch followers, I mean 150 people total, your friends, your family, coworkers, neighbors, they all add up. If you want to maintain a stable relationship with these people, you can only do it with 150 of them at a time before it mentally exhausts you and you begin to neglect some of these people. That means these people you’re networking with are not your friends and they never will be your friends. You can consider them your friends, but odds are they have other people in their lives who are more important than you. They will never see you in the same way as you see them. Twitch networking is all business. You’re associates at best. You’d be a fool to think any of these people you network with are your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

itt: autists pointing at autists calling each other autists while spouting autistic takes

[Anonymous No.]

What long term projects have you begun to enhance your content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795072
I've moved closer to having two regular weekly streams that allow me to network within and outside the vtuber space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795072
Saving up for voice acting lessons and language lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795072
Grooming a femboy into being a boyfriend and then get him into vtubing so we can collab and rake in that sweet fujoshit cash. Disgusting fujos. I hate them so much. But I will milk every cent I can from their disgusting clutches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795567
How does it help to be an actual femboy if you're vtubing?
(I am a pretty cute, slim, breedable twink IRL.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795670
You don't have to change your natural mannerisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795670
Because I don’t want to do gay shit with a manly man. I ain’t a fag, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795739
>>53795744
Wanna help get me into vtubing and we can rake in the fujosister cash together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53795768
Let’s do this. You wanna be the uke or the seme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53796002
Uke of course, unless you think there's a niche for dommy femboys (actually that sounds pretty good...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53796706
>>53796002
hey.... can we make this a thruple? i want in. i'm a switch so i wouldn't even mess up your seme/uke dynamics

[Anonymous No.]

I started masturbating again, and it killed all of my motivation to do anything, just like I knew it would...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53797502
just wait until you have accomplished your goals or objectives before you masturbate as a reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>53797232
thruples are kind of hot ngl

[Anonymous No.]

I'm growing salt crystals on my chair

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are so gay holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53798715
I am literally a fag yes

[Anonymous No.]

Why are furries always awful looking 3d models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53790834
>>53791714
are you trying to skinwalked me?
maybe this is next level schizo, but this guy "type" EXACTLY like I do
or maybe are different persons
OR MAYBE I TYPED THIS AND I DON'T REMEMBER
>the most sane /asp/ie

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>>53798975
That’s a good question. Furries have been doing their fursona shit for so long, they’re basically proto-vtubers. And they have the cash to throw around for their fursuits and donut art commissions. The fact that they don’t dominate the vtubing scene is kinda baffling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53797502
just masturbate during streams

[Anonymous No.]

Hello awoomfies, today's Metal Gear Solid The Twin Snakes! Please look forward to it! We have a new redeem today, (I couldn't figure out ChatGPT integration in time to have truly random facts) we'll be starting in about 15 minutes!
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

[Anonymous No.]

>>53799156
what makes you think they don't? there are lots of huge furry indies. just because you dont watch them doesnt mean they dont exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>53799421
babi warning

[Anonymous No.]

>>53793809
Name five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53799910
Thanks, I'll watch now

[Anonymous No.]

>>53789813
It can happen to guys too, one /asp/ie had a literal sexpest and another one that trauma dumped in his chat and it made this extremely awkward for everyone else, including him. People need better moderators or need to put their foot down before others think it’s the norm in their audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800094
I can’t think of anyone that would sexpest a male unless they were a babi or femboy, and the only ones that come to mind are Haru or Beryl

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800094
Name one male who's ever had a sexpest. The only thing males are good for is harassment and traumadumping. There's a reason no males make partner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800094
if you have less than 10 viewers you don't need mods. just ban someone you don't like or tell them to stop. but be wary about banning schizos though, there have been cases in /wvt/ where someone literally spent months seething over one person

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800491
No one schizos over you males. Get over yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800491
As long as you don't interact with the /wvt/ schizo circle it's very unlikely you'll have to deal with them, they're stuck in the past anyway, they don't care about newcomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800747
everybody has schizos. i had one trauma dump in my DMs every day until I got sick of it and told them to stop. they started spamming the server so i banned them

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800747
>No one schizos over males
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800882
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>53800945
Name one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800747
Found the male schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801007
>the male schizo demanding to know who schizos over males
p o t t e r y

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800945
he's not new, he's the /wvt/ schizo that spams about males 24/7 trying to gaslight. poorly I might add. just report and hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801007
You just look up lance in the archives and see years of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53799626
When I say dominate, I mean dominate. As in I'd expect 70-80% of all vtubers in existence to be furries just because of how the furry subculture operates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801246
>schizoing over a failed male vtuber
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53800882
Good, now you know how it feels like when you won't shut the fuck up about your abusive ex bf when you're DMing me
Literally talk about anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801421
??? uhh are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

traumadumpers and sexpests are not schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801757
>t. traumadumping and sexpesting schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801827
no you retard I was talking about those two specifically and male schizos got brought up instead because males live rent free in someone head so much they can’t stop talking about them across different generals

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801920
Maybe males need to stop injecting themselves into every single niche on the internet. Vtubing is for women and the numbers show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801687
Obviously not I'm tired of menhera chicks using me for free therapy just because I'm a nice guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802199
You're roleplaying. Women don't DM men. Women don't even watch male vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53801398
Failed? Dude is making it.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I go onto Twitch to expand my networking web people are either 0views with something obviously very wrong with their stream or they have like 20 viewers so they're too big for me to talk to, and I wonder what makes me so much worse or on par with pngtubers and people with horrible mics or actual mutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802288
Those people typically get their also terminally online discord friends to watch them. They're not real viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802252
Compare him to any femchuuba of his mediocre size and you'll be humbled. More chatting, more donos, more subs.

[Anonymous No.]

The only males that have decent numbers are Haru and Beryl. Funny how to get those numbers they have to pretend they’re girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>53799421
I always wonder is Haru really posting here everyday or just one of his crazy fans

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say you want to try pngtubing and you make a twitter and stuff, what the hell are you supposed to say if you have no content to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802250
I talk to other vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802505
He was flown out to Japan to do commentary for the world finals of a card game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802288
the only way they're too big is if the chat is moving so fast you can't type in it. just take it slow and slowly integrate yourself into their community. don't be obnoxious and self advertise. a lot of the big streamers in /wvt/ are nice if you get to know them

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802544
>male
>fans

[Anonymous No.]

>woke up in the morning
>thread is shit
I can't believe threads were relatively more peaceful when yc derailed everything. Really need one insane schizo to reign the lesser schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802637
Give us your name.
>>53802653
>a card game no one plays
And he wasn't even paid. No money no success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802794
>A free trip to Japan isn't getting paid

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802794
Lmao holy moving goalposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802852
It's not. That's getting comped. No cash in hand? No payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802792
lmao no, threads were magnitudes worse with him around

[Anonymous No.]

>>53802794
Name starts with F

[Anonymous No.]

If you're not getting paid for your work you're not getting anything. If they don't pay for everything while you're in Japan than you're being used for cheap labor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53803469
Faggot it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone even make the assumption that commentators for an event aren't being paid? I understand that we're addressing a schizo here but this is a ridiculous leap in logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>53803674
How much did he get paid in comparison to a single month of donos and subs by any femchuuba?

[Anonymous No.]

network is just a tool to meet new people, to have more options, you can collab with people more easily if you know then first
it's not necesary for starting streaming as vtuber, but is good having people to play and do collabs
you're supposed to join a community, a group of people when all have something in common, and do collabs or whatever, it can be another streamer (being a regular in chat), a discord server (aspcord, gweencord or any discord server)
The point of networking is to meet new people, talk a little, spend some time and do thing together, like collabs (or projects, etc), make easy to connect each others
just imagine the contrary, a random person (who you don't know) DMs you and ask CAN WE BE FRIENDS? CAN WE DO A COLLAB?, that would be weird
you don't need to spend 11 months "planning" to become friends with certain people who meet "your criteria", no.. it's much more easy than that, it's like networking IRL
there's gonna be people you like, and people you don't like, and that's normal
and maybe, with time, you become friend with some, and that's normal too
Sometimes I feel so weird explaining basic human behavior here, I know this is 4chan but, do you guys have friends IRL? job? or a neighbor who is a friend?

[Anonymous No.]

Putting aforethought into social behavior turns it malicious in nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>53803938
Write this again, but in english this time

[Anonymous No.]

somehow this thread was the most usless one in a while i have no idea how you guys managed that. just a bunch of overgeneralizations and random shit about networking that doesn't matter. this random junk actually poisoned so many conversations I had with /asp/ies because they were so busy trying to figure out what to do they forgot to be a human first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53804994
People should be following the examples of the more successful aspies instead of random anons in the general that quit after 2 streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>53804994
>ITT
>Bunch of Gen 5s bite the bait from /wvt/ maleschizo #400
>Maleschizo wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805198
Maleschizo is correct about males. No one can name more than three successful males who aren't corpos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805076
can you name one successful gen1 and se what it did at the beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53804994
Name them so we can avoid them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805076
>>53805294
people just underestimate how much luck there's involved in all of this and all that energy is better spent actually thinking about what value you provide on stream. all the networking is pointless if viewers that click your stream leave in 5 seconds because you chew into the microphone, or have nothing interesting to show.

I can't tell you how often I went into /asp/ies streams and I had to point out very basic things like audio balance, using spout capture or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805198
But he's right, the best you can do is quit early instead of wasting two years streaming to 5 guys who watch you "to support you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805599
Hey I am aspiring and am curious where to find more of these basics before I start streaming on my vtuber account!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805641
If you don't find streaming fun you should quit.
I like talking to people and sharing with them stuff about myself I like.

You jaded fucks need friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805892
Do you have people in your chat to share your boring shit interests with? You need viewers for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people still replying to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>53805832
the... internet? look i don't mind spoonfeeding people but it's done better in show than tell, if there was any ever real demand I'd probably do that as a stream, but i doubt anyone here would seriously look at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53806174
Yeah for sure! I mean, on my test streams everything seems okay but if someone talks about some basics I might be missing I wouldn't mind learning a thing or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53806290
not sure if i can bring myself to selfpost again, but I'll sleep on it. it would be probably on the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>53806290
Man or woman? Very important question.

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>>53805892
Ogey

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>>53806396
No problem friend. If you really can't be bothered to do a whole stream for it, I wouldn't mind going over things on discord too or hell, even reading a short pastebin with small pointers so that I could google the rest. I get paranoid over things like this and I wanna make sure that I'm bringing my best.

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>>53806571
Check the OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53806668
Oh, I've gone over the vocal, mic, and some software things already. I just assumed there was more to it since I assumed everyone read the OP at least before starting.

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>>53806571
Why do you think the guy you're replying to is any kind of authority on this?

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>>53806668
the OP has nothing useful on setting up the stream on a technical level. I can easily fill a 5+ hour stream with technicalities about stream setup to ensure it goes smoothly

>>53806571
if it happens I'll post a tweet link with a date in the next thread tomorrow or something. maybe there's some others interested.

[Anonymous No.]

leave /asp/ threads
join /asp/cord and shill your stream on /wvt/
/asp/ was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Adachi do it bros...

[Anonymous No.]

/wvt/ and /asp/ have the same schizoid posters, you're better off on twitter. Yes, even males are better off on twitter. I could scroll down the vtuber tag and see maybe 6 or 7 males with triple digits in view count.

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>>53806945
Name them then.

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>>53807089
literally go look for yourself. this is my last reply to you rin. and don't post "he's right though" in the third person like you usually do you cringe larper

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>>53806837
>5+ hours
What?? All you need is game capture, your overlays, your model, your mic, and your chat box. Setting that up should take a few minutes at most. Audio tweaking does take while but no more than thirty minutes.

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>>53807089
Please don't name schizos, that's the easiest way to attract and validate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>53806945
if you want viewers, shill on /wvt/
here you can have some advice, but this place is full of bitters gen3

[Anonymous No.]

>>53807367
Where did gen 3 touch you that you feel the need to scapegoat them so much

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>>53807367
>Don't want schizos
>"Hey new aspie, go shill in the schizo crab bucket!"

Wow amazing advice bestie.
Also, unless you have a vagina, those aren't viewers - they're barely "human"

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>>53807168
yes, setting it up takes only a few minutes but explaining it takes significantly longer especially if you want to make it accessible.

setting up a chatbox? 2 minutes. explaining how the third party services use html and css to format them, how to make one from scratch and how to troubleshoot and test the widget? can easily fill an hour. look if you are a genius at everything already you don't need to watch it

[Anonymous No.]

This is the male schizo you fuckers keep feeding.
He's a literal diapershitter.

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>>53807660
>explaining how the third party services use html and css to format them
KEK, may as well read the source code to how OBS works and Twitch TOS while you’re at it. yeah im sure that takes time to explain but I’ve yet to meet anyone who cares about shit like that. if you want a specific type of layout you can just google shit and copy paste code. i guess it helps to learn about the specifics but in what way is that supposed to make your ability to stream any better?