Hololive Global

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>the king of fruits
kneel

[Anonymous No.]

What is this body type called?

[Anonymous No.]

We're currently playing Sven Saturday Co-op with /hlgg/!
Make sure if you haven't joined before, you have the server asset pack, linked here >>5328666
Once in game, open up console and type
>connect STEAM_0:0:4208410
>password:rage

Again, there's a lot of Hololive going today- so if you're already occupied with a stream, or doing vod reps, that should be the priority! But if you're not too busy, and want to kill some mooks with other anons, feel free to join..

If you're using the hololive models, reminder to type
gl_texturemode gl_nearest_mipmap_linear
in console for the proper lowpoly look

[Anonymous No.]

>2x2 was 7 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to Gura's wild sugar induced babbling, open lots of veggie seed packets including delicious sweet bell peppers (even the purple kind!) and cucumbers plus she's dropping tons of little Gura facts of her young days when she was what maybe...2500 years old? I wonder how much Chumbuds would pay for a bottle of Gura's saliva.
While Roboco's having such a blast talking with her chat while reading supachats as they have back and forths roasting and laughing at each other, especially when the chat showed her Idol Yagoo.
Did you listen to Sora's cover of Vampire today? Daisenpai pulled no punches at all with this cover, blessing our day with a super cute illustration and superb vocals and mixing. You're not some kind of dummy who would ignore such a cute idol vampire asking for permission to suck your life fluids from your body right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Gtd9zzeII
So friends, where we at?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being an underage trininigger. Embarassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346359
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with Gawr Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346345
You basically make something to keep high heat and high humidity to encourage germination. It should also vent enough to prevent mold.

[Anonymous No.]

Did gura just figure out what multiplication means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346359
Gawr Gordo

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man if Gura was more confident, and/or management wasn't so paranoid we could have live cam and Gura hands

[Anonymous No.]

>excuse me
who was she talking to

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346161
Are you a burger? What the fuck are you guys eating?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5346309
She watches clips/highlights and other videos of herself and reads the comments, for example the South Park animation she mentioned a couple days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346359
Chungus Amogus

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK! Gura has scissors in her hand!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346395
What are you even doing here? No one but Gura's on

[Anonymous No.]

gura gura gura

[Anonymous No.]

i should have guessed that this stream would get me rock hard but i'm still pretty surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here!

[Anonymous No.]

This is literally "youg girl/sister showing you her passtime" experience

[Anonymous No.]

gura's going to somehow get her head stuck in a jar!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this late 1970s radio in literally every garden shed/greenhouse? Or is this a red hammer kind of psychological magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346192
>>5346276
Also, they aren't necessarily an actual fence. They are usually one small wire or ribbon put on top of or in between the rails of an actual fence.

[Anonymous No.]

>always cut away from yourself
I'm glad she kno-
>I just cut toward myself

[Anonymous No.]

>big brain shark
>now this

[Anonymous No.]

This musky idiot princess...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

farmer gura kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ina!

[Anonymous No.]

There's blood everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

She sounds so cute and funny when she is far from the mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here watching Gura be a danger to herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346357
was there ever any doubt?

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your trip to the funny farm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRCbdFrSSc

[Anonymous No.]

distant-from-mic gura is always kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346400
based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346355
Mori
No

[Anonymous No.]

>Always cut away from yourself
But they say to cut towards yourself...
have I been doing things wrong for years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346408
her boyfriend, me.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawrdening
haha...

[Anonymous No.]

This retarded shark just cut herself...

[Anonymous No.]

REJECT THE TRINITY

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura wanted to keep this as a pet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5346387
Warcraft 3 came out 19 years ago. If it were a person, it could legally vote.

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>>5346359
The malnourished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346359
Damascene

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/cgumwz

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gooruh so cute..

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when peeling and cutting fruits or vegetables, hold the knife still and move the produce to avoid cutting yourself

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S H

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346410
Burger GMO cucumbers have 200 calories each from genetic engineering.

[Anonymous No.]

Green is my UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346395
Cope, trinity has existed before (You) even ever decided to visit these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have to miss the rest of this stream because of IRL duties
this fucking SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>1494

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346448
Gura is a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346470
based

[Anonymous No.]

BREAST MILK MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura getting emotional/happy over clips

You ready to kneel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346456
Who says that, anon? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346456
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

mommy's breast milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here, Ayamefriend. I want to plant my seed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>suckle

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURA'S MILK

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY GURA'S BREASTMILK

[Anonymous No.]

MOMMY'S BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>breast milk
>suckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346436
Dino’s best work yet holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>WATSON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

TRINITY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

BREASTFEEDING MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>gura's breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's breast milk...

[Anonymous No.]

SUCKLING GURA'S SWEET MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346432
She's trying her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here Ayamefriend! I didn't realize Sora released a cover, thanks for the heads up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346427
It's beautiful, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346041
Galaxy A52 or Xperia 5 2 if you have moneys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here, Ayamebro!

[Anonymous No.]

oh my goddess Gura this is too much

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S BREAST MILK
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

Hey wait a second. This girl is not Ina

[Anonymous No.]

suckling on guras bountiful nutrients.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
looks cute

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I love my weird as all fuck oshi

[Anonymous No.]

DRINKING MOMMY MILKIES WITH GURA!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>LIFE IS JUST A TIMELOOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346456
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346479
This is obviously just a noise she made with her mouth because she lost, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
Looks cool

[Anonymous No.]

SUCKLING GURA'S SWEET BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

SAMEGAKI.

[Anonymous No.]

>life is just the same thing over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

Gura needs to start masturbating before stream or something. She's too horny even for me

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura plant beans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
She had a preying mantis too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346387
And by her own admission, she's still just as stupid

[Anonymous No.]

today we will witness gura cutting herself on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346465
We're 40% of the thread. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

To think our agricultural holo was under our noses all along, farmer kings are winning today.

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>>5346392
Are you ready to be germinated, Ayamefriend? The seeding is about to begin

[Anonymous No.]

Would (You) still love Gura if she grew into a curvy womanly body when she got pregnant with your baby?

[Anonymous No.]

gura dont eat the dirt please

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

DIRT TASTE TEST LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346359
The PERFECT body

[Anonymous No.]

>Dirt smells like dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should plant the seeds in her poop and water it with her pee and saliva. Can you even imagine the taste of those tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>What is it gonna smell or taste like
>It smells like dirt
>I don't know what I expected
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's talking about eternal return again...................

[Anonymous No.]

>Is there nutritional information
>actually checks

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to hang unsupported from one of Noel's massive tits and gulp the milk until it overflows from her mouth and trickles down her tiny body UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346557
its all just one big timeloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346500
She was watching a 25 minute highlights video, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the smell of soil

[Anonymous No.]

she's doing all this... on her computer desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346542
I don't think Ina would be a good farmer, but it would be funny to watch her try.

[Anonymous No.]

Say what you want about mori, but she has never missed any of the breaks she's taken

[Anonymous No.]

UH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346442
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has a full row of sharp teeth, why does she need a knife?

[Anonymous No.]

gura please do NOT eat the dirt

[Anonymous No.]

GURA?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Watching Gura, ayamefriend

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DRINKING GURA'S TINY BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346571
It's almost harvesting season

[Anonymous No.]

T u T

[Anonymous No.]

B R E A S T M I L K

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346456
Anyone who told you to cut toward yourself wanted you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, you guys better fucking be eating your vegetables. You don't have taste buds of a baby, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346465
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
those fuckers hurt when they bite. I can only imagine how loud she screamed

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

gura still eats babyfood...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is hornier than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

this samegaki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346408
Me

[Anonymous No.]

SUCKING ON GURAS SWOLLEN PREGNANT TITS OUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura doesn't trust her chat not to drink breast milk
ngl, I don't trust you fuckers either

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346574
What kind of question is that? I will always love Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
And Todd killed it because it bit Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Sharing Gura's breast milk with my fellow chum buds

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346577
I

[Anonymous No.]

>hallfson
>fullson
>WINNING SON YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346560
Not today. She'll be rubbing one later though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346571
>all along
We've known for ages

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346571
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346442
Ame too!!

[Anonymous No.]

Soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>How hot is your son
Mori is paying Gura to lure in the shotas again

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346613
Baby shark teeth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346520
That's not the trinity she was talking about...

[Anonymous No.]

This stream bros. WHAT IS THIS STREAM?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346520
MIREPOIX != THE HOLY TRINITY
BEHOLD AND KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346504
>>5346507
>>5346550
When I was a wee lad my papi told me to cut towards yourself instead of away. Especially around other people so you don't accidentally cut someone
Is that not what you're supposed to do?
>>5346624
Oh..

[Anonymous No.]

This is Gura's stance.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm heavily exercising listening to Gura jump from topic to topic without giving me enough time to think about what she said.

[Anonymous No.]

GOING HALF AN INCH DEEP INTO GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346410
Science veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346613
that would be uncouth and Gura is a well-mannered little shark

[Anonymous No.]

HALF AN INCH DEEP IN GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346672
PLANTING THE SEED
UOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>stream is 34 minutes long
>Still have no idea what "germinating" means

s-sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
Don't reply to them anon. Let them watch what they want.
Enjoy the trinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346625
I ate vegetable salad just now

[Anonymous No.]

>There's half sun, full sun, then there's
NO SUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346665
ANONS DAD WANTED HIM DEAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>>5346626
>trinityfags are newfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346608
Impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
>sometimes I have nightmares of these fucking monsters getting into my room and crawling under my bed at night
>bite apparently hurts like a motherfucker
>They can fly as well
Fuck god for making these disgusting things

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346551

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>>5346638
don't bodybuilders drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>'erb garden

[Anonymous No.]

What is the birthday of Gura's roomate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346646
>Watson

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Right here, Ayame friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>nosotros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346500
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346339
Fuck you I have to masturbate after this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
HAIL PAIMON

[Anonymous No.]

SHE TASTED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346504
>>5346507
>>5346550
How do you cut away from yourself with an box oppener knife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346638
If the Mongolians can do it, so can we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346322
Wow... This is... Fucking boring...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346665
Anon, you aren't supposed to stand near other people when cutting away....

[Anonymous No.]

GURA?

[Anonymous No.]

she
she just ate dirt

[Anonymous No.]

gura you shouldn't eat dirt...

[Anonymous No.]

>the dirt tastes like dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>tastes like dirt
Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346500
It's not a 10s clip with a porn thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346704
yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

wait so is Gura not going to show us real life video of the plants?

[Anonymous No.]

Did she actually cut herself?

[Anonymous No.]

this autistic samegaki...

[Anonymous No.]

gura eats the dirt...
just like the cowboys used to huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

just a fat cat post

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346500
A long highlight video covering multiple months is a bit different than a minute long clip with a cropped porn thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

gura stop eating dirt...

[Anonymous No.]

>she actually fucking ate dirt
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346520
>carrot
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

SHE TASTED THE DIRT

[Anonymous No.]

Eating dirt with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346665
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346663
Gura is inheriting Coco's yabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>she ate it

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S BABY ROOM UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>tasted the dirt
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346657
Soon what?

[Anonymous No.]

BABY ROOM MENTION UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Hey chumfags, your oshi is way too fucking cute holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Filling Gura’s baby room…

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346465
HAIL PAIMON

[Anonymous No.]

OUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FILLING THE BABY ROOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346733
are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

FILLING GURA'S BABY ROOM

[Anonymous No.]

BABY ROOM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

I shall escape the horny.

[Anonymous No.]

Filling 12 cribs with Gura's offsprings!

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with eating dirt or rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>food coloring tastes like food coloring
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

Dirt don’t hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346666
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346733
Ah, you must be new here.
No. Nothing live at least. She might post a pic later on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>English is not my forte today
....It's... Your main language... Gura... How wlll you speak with people if you don't... I don't...

[Anonymous No.]

FILLING GURAS BABY ROOM WITH SEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

peep oreos? why the fuck was that made

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346724
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346773
Did you call?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura eating dirt is a great way to get parasites.....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK I OVERSLEPT BY 45 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

Dude... I'm so getting back into my garden, this is making me remember a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346704
My birthday is in January, why are you asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346645
You

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE LIL PEEP OREOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346701
GALLON OF MILK A DAY
YEEEE BUDDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346737
very overweight

[Anonymous No.]

Oreos suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346690
It's when you let the seed grow for a bit in a pot before planting it into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

BANGLADESH TOILET SERVICE MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346695
Retard-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and I will elope to rural Iowa and start a homestead.
We will have ducks, and chickens, and goats, and we'll grow all sorts of fruits and vegetables together. We will teach our 10 children the beauty life and nature's bounty and they will work the land with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346704
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

BTS MEAL HATE LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346777
feed your fish, ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346777
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Why is gura speaking like she's in a rush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346625
I will eat fried vegetables with rice and eggs until I emptied my frozen veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

based southern queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
She talks in rhythm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346574
She is too old to be pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NO NO KNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

GOOKS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

BTS meal HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346753
Member watchalong!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's taste is superior to plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346796
Well that's dumb and off topic

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO!
THE POTENTIAL MCDONALDS SPONSORSHIPS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
Sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346816
Highly overrated for sure

[Anonymous No.]

GET FUCKED BTS STANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346731
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346594
nihilismbro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
She forgot her meds and drank extra caffeine.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346701
it has dogshit macros
its a scam
drink goat milk instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
Gura is ESL

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT question her taste

[Anonymous No.]

>deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

gura is based
i want to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK people who don't like what I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
Doesn't it sometimes happen when you don't talk good cause too tired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346756
Your oshi is also incredibly cute holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346796
Metro last light

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346852
Imagine entering a McDonald and seeing Default Gura staring at you on the walls or as a cardboard
No, imagine Gura entering a McDonald and getting jumpscared by her cardboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
And this is why she doesn't even bother with her JP reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346712
Go read "Please! Just Once Is Fine, So Smell My Dick!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
Caffeine and ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

[Expected news] Gura growing vegetables makes me want to start growing vegetables again.

[Anonymous No.]

TRADWIFE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
She talks about stuff she knows and is passionate about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
She's excited and it's very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

How many times is Gura going to say breast milk in one stream?

[Anonymous No.]

gura stop you horny brat

[Anonymous No.]

Why she keep talking about breastmilk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346806
He

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346496
uoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346665
If you're peeling it's faster with the edge facing towards you and controlling it with the thumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346899
nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>little white balls
No Gura, those are spider eggs, run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346816
I like the mint cream oreos

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346908
She wants our babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346867
what the fuck do >we have tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
monster energy just kicked in, yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346899
AYAMEFRIEND STOP BEING SO FUCKING CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346910
me

[Anonymous No.]

You ever think about how many normies Gura converted into lolicons?

not anyone here, the normalfags from facebook/twitter/etc who watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346908
its the breastmilk of the soil, anon

[Anonymous No.]

WHITE BALL MILK MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
It's her birthday and the deadbeat under her bed won't stop reminding her about her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346854
Bullshit
OG oreos might be overrated, but oreo thins are the perfected form which is underated more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346841
Her eggs are probably dried up shes over 100 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346847
FUG! I forgot. Where do I get the thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346908
She's been drinking a lot of Ame's lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura dum

[Anonymous No.]

>When's the last time you fucking LOSER NEETS went outside and touched grass?
G-Gura..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346467
I had one of these on my back one time. It started off as a dull itch until it turned into the itchiest mot panful thing ever and I ripped my shirt off and begged my mom to scratch my back. She freaked out and slapped my back with a table placemat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346756
Same to you friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346895
I fucking hate how they translated Shion in that

[Anonymous No.]

fucking chug that ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346924
Birthday stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346867
holy shit that's fucking rad

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346794
Potting soil are fully pasteurize, dont worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura somehow forgot her favorite flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346906
She's been watching a certain someone's RE4 streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
She's latinx

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346899
Do it, I'm growing tomatoes and bell peppers this season

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346498
>>5346509
>>5346513
>>5346514
>>5346523
>>5346525
>>5346537
>>5346554
>>5346618
>>5346638
>>5346642
>>5346906
>>5346866
>>5346701
>>5346811
Drink breast milk that Mongolians

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346676
Convenient placement.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to rape gawr gura

[Anonymous No.]

>Penis
Gura everybody

[Anonymous No.]

Perfect example of
>CUMMING
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Mamashark has flowerautism?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura's mom seem like such wife material

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346961
No that's Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346938
*9000

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346916
Unless it's carrots. carrots you peek away to channel your inner spear-making homo sapien

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346665
Every time I've been cut, preparing food or carving wood, it's been while I was cutting towards myself

[Anonymous No.]

I want fuck farmer girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346958
flower names are hard

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS HANDLING MY TWIG

[Anonymous No.]

free twig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346945
Yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
What did he mean by this
Also, all me

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Gura is using REAL soil

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346924
thread is going to be wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346867
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

[Anonymous No.]

Theres a twink on my soil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
You alright, Koopa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346959
Dont post that whore here

[Anonymous No.]

>its OK when Gura tells people to fuck off
the absolute state of /hlgg/ baiters

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura covered in dirt after a hard days work in the fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346952
oh yea haha...
im gonna sleep through it
matter of fact i think im ngmi through this one
i litereally look like le tired seaweed right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346979
Because she's literally a wife you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
me all

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura: I like X flower
>Gura's mum: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT
>Gura's mum: Just kidding I know you would never fall in love with a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
E-excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346979

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346868
That's one that I haven't read in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>very hot emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346979
You guys think ALL vtuber moms are wife material!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346412
anon, it's like you want to see another ina with pickles set of pictures....

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88590225

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
We are all lolicons, anon
The only difference is whether they have awakened to their true nature or not.
Gura is merely the catalyst

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346981
No that's Ina

[Anonymous No.]

She eats dirt y'knUOH

[Anonymous No.]

Consume from the cum chalice

[Anonymous No.]

Goruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346908
A source of nutrition

[Anonymous No.]

[Sheep News] Watame finally stopped after almost 7 hours of streaming and went to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura hasn't vacuumed in over a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346822
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Southern bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346979
She birthed and raised the super based personality known as Gawr Gura, I can't imagine a more wifeable woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
they don't know yet, we will see in a few years

[Anonymous No.]

Super excited hyperactive chatty Gura eating twigs and just saying whatever pops into her head is the best shit ever
She's dropped like all the kayfabe and it's glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>giving gura a bath after she is done playing in the dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347024
It's true

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't the dirt need like tiny bugs and worm and shit for optimal gardening?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a scale...

[Anonymous No.]

How bad is Gura's house getting?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S UNWASHED UNDIES. UOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commit zhang genocide

[Anonymous No.]

gura isn't american....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346981
Ame is Scottish

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346904
this, why everything has to be over the influence of some substance or some disorder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347024
Nah, even if Matsuri's mom sounds cute, but she must have fucked up pretty bad somewhere to create that abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
Mongol anon... he couldn't get past the great wall of intelligibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
>You ever think about how many normies Gura converted into lolicons?
0
Because to become a loliton, you need to be exposed to the art.

[Anonymous No.]

I know the laundry fatigue... And with the current weather I use like 4 shirts a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346692
Black hole sun

[Anonymous No.]

i could listen to her ramble about any topic all day for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to make me a window pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347025
Why is there so much blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346966
troopachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346401
>It should also vent enough to prevent mold.
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

metric chads win again

[Anonymous No.]

If you bake without using a scale you aren't really baking. You're guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

this conversation is too confusing for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347025
ooooohhhh I love this artist's style

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347079
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>PLUNGE IT

[Anonymous No.]

burger units btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346995
>>5347017
>>5347016
>>5347028
>>5347071
That what you should drink if you working out

[Anonymous No.]

>plunge it deep within the soul
AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347007
I don't understand your post, what are you trying to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346899
There's a nursery by me that sells tea trees and I really want to try growing one but IDK how hard those are to grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346925
>Drank a monster yesterday at 4pm
>kept me up past 7am
What the fuck is in those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
I wasn't a fucking lolicon until Gura became my oshi. Before I was fine with it but now I prefer it. I fucking hate this brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346411
>3DPD hands
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346945
I haven't touched grass since I was little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346786
Just like Coco, it break down from lack of use

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347041
Blessed sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and Aqua should move in together. They are too hopeless to be on their own.
Together there would be no problems!

[Anonymous No.]

she should shake all the seeds together and play seed gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grams are so much better
Damn right. Baking with grams is the real way to bake

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura prefers metric system

we won EUbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
>Gura is someones first crush
>Gura is someones first boner
>Gura is someones first coom

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna have some of this energy drink
Ah it all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347069
Funposting, but she's an introvert. When you talk to an introvert about something they really like usually it's hard to find the off button.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura is developing an unhealthy addiction to energy drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347031
This
lolis are a flawless symbol of human sexuality
everyone likes lolis, they're just in the closet about it due to society

[Anonymous No.]

Guwa talks too fast for me. This is my first language and I keep missing stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347079
Honestly, this is all I want in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
>zhangs

This one is on her own fanbase anon. Apexfags/5ch are freaking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346392
Still listening to Sora's cover friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
>zhang
but those are nips dislikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347025
I dont think cucumbers are hard enough to bleed someone like that...

[Anonymous No.]

HALF AN INCH I HAVE ONE OF THOSE LET'S GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347055
Not always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347104
soil, but soul works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's brain is too fast for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347128
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

When did Gura become so cute and energetic? She's usually so blah in the streams I catch.
She should do more streams like this

[Anonymous No.]

>Sick of vegetables

Gura your diet reps.....

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't know why there's a tool for this, just use your finger
UOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347132
>developing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346833
Energy drink and cake sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347113
Chemical waste and caffeine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347127
Immediately uses inches, btfo'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347146
>>5347149
I want to commit anti genocide*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
aquatan...

[Anonymous No.]

>eats McDonald's constantly
>"I'm kinda sick of vegetables"
No wonder you guys like gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347024
>kiara's mom
unironically yes
>gura's mom
sounds ogey, mid tier mom
>ina's mom
asian parents are hell
>ame's mom
>>>>>>>ame's mom tier
i can't remember anything about mama reaper besides her buying mori a volume of bleach and that mori's dad was cooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347139
j-just say it's because you're paying too much attention to the thread anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346567
>we

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cute today

[Anonymous No.]

boink boink boink

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347055
for the long term health of the garden sure, but not for the germination phase

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I'll use my finger alright you damn samegaki.

[Anonymous No.]

GRANNY SHARK MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347133
It always makes me chuckle that that ojisan become the loli ojisan considering he fucks a milf.

[Anonymous No.]

salmbus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
While zhangs are part of it, this is actually on the nips.

[Anonymous No.]

GRANDMA SHARK MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347070
Apparently she's as menhera as Festival herself but IDK where that comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347172
These are the high-energy streams chumbuds have been trying to tell you about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347184
sex toy fags btfo

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S TRAILER PARK DIET MAKING HER BREAST MILK ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE BUT GAGGING IT DOWN ANYWAY FOR THE SEXUAL PLEASURE

[Anonymous No.]

gura's germination chamber...

[Anonymous No.]

Grandma shark mention!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
>not anyone here
Anon, speak for yourself... I never paid any attention to this kind of stuff before I started watching Gura, but now I just can't keep away from it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347037
da fuq

[Anonymous No.]

I used to grow tall sunflowers too
We are

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347139
She doesn't normally zoom like this

[Anonymous No.]

This is a nice stream.
One of my favorites this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347128
>>5346932
Imagine being an horny teenager in his 13/14 and masturbating to Gura's voice daily

Imagine growing old and telling your friends or here on 4chan where you'll probably will end that your first fap was GAWR GURA from HOLOMYTHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347129
>>5347132
From one drink to another.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347047

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347105
ehh, poor joke but hypocrisy call out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346867
What the fuck, I don't even care if this is effective at cooking, I want to buy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347228
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347207
>>5347148
Does Iofi have the worst design of any active hololive female?

Can she get a full re-design?

[Anonymous No.]

PLACING MY SEED IN GURA'S GERMINATION CHAMBER
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346708
>vosotros...

[Anonymous No.]

Very short shork pls unnerstan

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura acting like she's super old

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347228
What's wrong anon? Never seen a shark cosplaying as a detective presenting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
I still don't get the loli argument. She's far more like a petite girl. She doesn't have the toddler body that loli's are suppose to have. Loli's are suppose to represent children not cute girls who happen to also be petite

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347216
Festival told stories of her mom being just like her when she was younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347172
What was the last stream you watched?

[Anonymous No.]

guys, my oshi started making this face every now and then about a week ago and I don't know what to do about it because IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
Anyone have some ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
1/3 are nijis seething for the usual stuff
1/3 are zhangs and taiwanese (yeah both) because they thought Aqua was agreeing with their thougths
1/3 are Apex fags because Aqua complained at how stupid the JP servers were

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347228
erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347154
Despite what pornography depicts, your anus is extremely tender, and will bleed very easily if anything harder than a particularly hard poop slides along it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
Are Apexfags mad because she was playing Resident Evil instead of Apex or what?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS PUTTING SEED IN TuT

[Anonymous No.]

RACE CAR BED! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347259
9000 is pretty old

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347133
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347251
Don't be so fucking rude, Iofi is hella cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>GRADUATION MENTION
OH NO

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sounds like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

Baby spinach graduated 10 seconds ago.
BABY SPINACH LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347244
>and lucitan

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347195
Pure American Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>graduate
VEGGIES LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

sharing a racecar bed with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

BURY THE LIGHT MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

VERGIL MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

PLANTING MY SEED ON GURA'S SOIL!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

RENT FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>14k
chumflakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>Racecar bed
Fucking cute. and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
I saw multiple times someone explain part of those dislikes as nips angry at her for not playing Apex.
I swear to god I saw like a month or two ago tons of dislikes while she was playing Apex and the reason was nips being angry that she only plays this game. Well which one is it?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346932
>Eating her cunny under the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347244
Who are these whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347024
All the ENs parents sound fantastic
>Kiara's innawoods survivalist mom who's also a vidya oldfag
>Gura's hardcore tomboy mom who's also a vidya oldfag
>Ina's hyper supportive and dorky mother. pretty much the older version of Ina

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously, grow some sunflowers, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347259
She's just like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347133
Based Ojichad

[Anonymous No.]

BURY THE SEED
DEEP WITHIN

[Anonymous No.]

BURY THE LIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

She's MOTIVATED

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE WE AT?

[Anonymous No.]

RENT

FREE

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

owo

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be the seed please?

[Anonymous No.]

germination chamber

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346967
One of the biggest reasons why I dislike takamori is because artists will always place them apart from the rest and make it convenient for people like you to do this shit

[Anonymous No.]

RENT FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347188
been like 3 months now, I remember she used to avoid them and fear them a little

[Anonymous No.]

gura use watergun!

[Anonymous No.]

BURY THE SEED DEEP WITHIN

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is cute. Mori is cute. Kiara is cute. Ame is cute.GURA IS MEGIDOLAON CUTE..Gura cute. Cute Gura. Gawr Gura. Gura from HoloMyth. Gura is my oshi. Gura is my favorite vtuber. Gura is my favorite youtuber. Gura is my favorite rhythm gamer. Gura is my favorite gamer. Gura is my favorite shark. Gura is my favorite blue girl. Gura is my favorite woman in the entire universe. I will NEVER allow any human being to make me switch oshis including myself. I love Gura so much. I want to cook for Gura. Maybe surprise her one day while she's still sleeping. Pan fry some salmon and spice it up with some paprika, garlic, lemon, onions. Have that be the side dish for her oxtail and rice main dish, which I know she'll love. I'll nudge her while she's still in bed like "hey, sleepyhead. Get your fat white butt off my bed motherfucka" And that would make her smile and she will spring up. I want to buy clothes for Gura. Imagine getting a whole bunch of garments in the store and sneaking with her into the dressing room to help her put stuff on. I want to buy toys for Gura. She probably likes action figures, legos, and barbie dolls. I will spoil the hell out of her. I don't give a fuck about my wallet if it's to see her smile. We're gonna play with all the toys when we get back home. I would let Gura use my main PC as her bitcoin miner. I would let Gura browse through all my folders and look through my phone. I would let Gura use my body as her model for when she's practicing drawing. I would let Gura save over any of my save files. I would let Gura call my family bad names. I would let Gura see my search history. I would let Gura eat my leg if we're ever stranded on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Gura is my woman. Gura is mine. Just her name alone makes my heart flutter. I feel something, I feel emotions whenever I see and hear her. Gura. Gawr Gura. I can't stop thinking about her. Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura. I love Gura. I love my oshi Gura. Goomba Roomba DoombaGura Gura. Gawr Gura. Same desu. Gura. Gurandma. Gura. Ga Gura. Gura. At night time I want to cuddle up with her and make her feel warm and loved. Gura's frail body vulnerable and helpless as I hug and caress her. Gura is precious. Gura is love. Gura is joy. Gura is everything. I would run my fingers on her smooth soft skin and squeeze at her feminine curves, appreciating them. I thank God everyday he gifted the universe with such a cute Gura. This is Gura, my oshi. Gawr Gura. Gura. I love Gura. I would let Gura lay on her tummy and sleep front side down because she likes that. I will get on top of her and align my most sensitive organ with her cute cheeks, using that softness. A pair like that deserve worship and tribute. I will unload everything I have on Gura. Gawr Gura. I love my Gura. Gura is my woman. Gura will always be my woman. Gura. I love Gura so much. Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura. Gawr Gura. Gura. Gura. Gura sitting on my lap. Gura kissing my cheek. Gura holding my hand. Gura leaning on me. Gura stepping on me. Gura massaging me. Gura doing sets with me in Smash. Gura laughing at memes with me. Gura taking baths with me. Gura going on dates with me. Gura riding rollercoasters with me. Gura shopping with me. Gura going on walks with me. Gura going to the beach with me. Gura getting married to me. I love Gura. Gura. Gawr Gura. Gura. I love Gura so fucking much that it hurts. Gura I love you. I love Gura, yes I know I'm in too deep and I don't care. I will risk it all for Gura. Gura is someone who is special to me, the most special. I can't stop loving her, I won't stop loving Gura. Gura is the light in the darkness. Gura is awesome. Gura is Mother Teresa. Gura is Elvis. Gura is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347251
Fuck you Lo-Fi Beats is cute it's just her rigging that lets her down. Moona suffers the same fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347037
Gura in Ina's clothes is fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

She is wetting seeds in her mouth UUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347308
EU hours. For all the whining, they never show up to watch Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347251
Loafy has a cute and simple design, which I actually rather like. She could use a better rig.

[Anonymous No.]

owo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347273
>1/3 are Apex fags because Aqua complained at how stupid the JP servers were
astel wins once again

[Anonymous No.]

sus

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka owo
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura NO

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka

[Anonymous No.]

ITS HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347148
God I can't believe I'd never seen this gif before

[Anonymous No.]

END ME

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka owo

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please

[Anonymous No.]

my fucking dick

[Anonymous No.]

this samegaki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347276
That's why you do your anal reps. Defense against cucumbers

[Anonymous No.]

SUSSY BAKA UWU

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK GURA WHAT IS THIS STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all sussy bakas are going to make me act up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347263
Just a little out of place on a happy birthday piece

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka

[Anonymous No.]

Goorah...

[Anonymous No.]

/hlgg/ youre my sussy bakas~

[Anonymous No.]

Stop it Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346943
Its on Hulu and disney+

[Anonymous No.]

>sissy baka
GURA KNOWS ABOUT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347267
Lolicon =/= toddlercon, you're too far gone anon.

Gura has objectively THE loli body type, it's fucking nachomama's art. Not to mention the most loli voice in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347321
Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>That gentle talking to the spinach to sussy baka owo
I'm getting whiplash

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347086
using rough stuff like that causes tears and bleedings
>>5347154
A guy has straight up murdered a girl by raping her with a carrot and poking holes in her colon. vegetables are a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347238
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
yeah, Kiara is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka owo

[Anonymous No.]

She's breaking out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
I respectfully disagree

[Anonymous No.]

Gura: ``I'll put some in my mouth and I'll dribble it off my tongue''

[Anonymous No.]

oh my fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347352
ASS TOO FAT FOR A CHILD SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

Has gura ever been this horny?

[Anonymous No.]

amogus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347244
>"you're the cutest calli-chan!"
>"no way dog you're the cutest!"
>"kya~"
>repeat 50 times
>and it's good every time

[Anonymous No.]

cover must give out clip mandate or something. At least 10 clippable moments per stream or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
Holy based.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE is back! owo

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK, Gura is dipping with daughterwife energy today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347196
Mori rarely mentions mom or dad, her stories usually include both her parents. They sound pretty normal though, most prominent story I heard her say about them was how they were cynical about holollive, thinking Mori was getting scammed, only to felt relieved when they realize it wasn't a scam

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS I HATE AMOGUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347244
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like I'm gonna have an aneurism listening to Gura's random topics and references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347308
Simple pleasures filter out the city folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347244
>lucitan
Based, shes pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sounds deranged

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so horny today 100% she is ovulating

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
Nigga I ain't reading all that.

[Anonymous No.]

UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347196
I only know that her mother likes Kiara and she even presented to her.

[Anonymous No.]

GROWING GURA'S SEEDS WITH HER PISS AND MY JIZZ

[Anonymous No.]

Gura no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347375
They even used it on their streams...

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is way too nice...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gawr Gura grown saliva spitnach
I would buy this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347272
DickxF

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347442
look at this sussy baka

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is off the leash today I love it

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S DNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
based. never take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is a sussy baka?

[Anonymous No.]

germinating seeds with with her DNA
gawr gura grown

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
Holy BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347267
Gura is around the immature middle schooler body type.
It is the point where their loliness is just about to end, and their feminine charms are just about to develop.
It is the last stage of their loli life cycle, when the fruit is as ripe as it can get
In other words, it is the perfect body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347362
EUROPOOR BRO REPORTING

[Anonymous No.]

Hands off fuckers. That spinach is mine

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is Gura babbling about?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gargoyle's Saliva Spinach

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka owo
>what if I just spit on it
gura are you alright

[Anonymous No.]

>gawr gura grown saliva spitnach

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347132
Haato 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

PLANTING GMO(Gura Modified Organism) IN YOUR GARDEN
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347024
isn't kanata's mom kinda shitty

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura wants to squirt on her plants

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347267
lolis are up to like 14 anon, toddler bodies are toddlercon, not lolicon. the cutoff age for toddlecon vs lolicon/shotacon is probably somewhere between 4-7
I'm a purist lolicon (that doesn't like toddlercon), gura's voice, character design, and how she acts all trigger my lolicon tastes really well

[Anonymous No.]

Clamping around your zucchini...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KtCw66U3A
i love ame and gura hours because wacky tiktoks become on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never eat vegetables grown from Gura's saliva

[Anonymous No.]

ENMA WTF FILTER HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347213
rhombased

[Anonymous No.]

>saliva spinach
>spic...nach
God dammit Gura you're killing me here

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347133
It's true, I knew a guy who claimed to have never jerked off yet he loves loli characters for being "cute"

[Anonymous No.]

She's doing this all on purpose, how are you not turned off by this fakeness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347216
You know how she used to pull a knife on her mom? Festival's mother did the exact same thing when she was younger and neither of them made a big deal about it, as if it was something normal for young people to do.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>less viewers than scarlet nexus
I will never understand youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347133
Based

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Clipniggers are salivating right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
ojisan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347242
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>Spitnach
sounds like a racial slur

[Anonymous No.]

gura wants babies so badly and im going to give her my seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347354
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Heres what its from

[Anonymous No.]

Could you handle Gura as your gf if she was this energetic all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347362
I'm here faggot, always have been and I'll be up until 5AM to watch Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

wh-what mould is she going to use for the courgette?

[Anonymous No.]

>SUSSY BAKA UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347460
Which ones I don't watch Iofi and Moona much

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's gonna grow a zucchini with a flared bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347367
but Astel was smart and just avoided it, playing on the Iowa servers with +100 ping

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
A suspicious foolish individual

[Anonymous No.]

Would you submit a mold for Gura's zucchini?

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds
you are sussy bakas now
I'm sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck i miss the first 50 minutes, did Gura say anything interesting or uoh worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura so horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347501
I prefer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8u5QrQoiW8

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347457
>mori's mom likes kiara
>ina's dad likes kiara
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347267
Toddlers are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347362
I've been ruining my sleep schedule for months and I'm here now too. It's Saturday so where are the burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
a lot already

[Anonymous No.]

Holy christ, Gura is STUPID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Too much to count.

[Anonymous No.]

>sussy baka owo
>What if i just spit all over it
>uwu uwu

Chumbuds, can you explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347534
no
I'd have sex with her then she'd be all powered out

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Every few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Sussy baka and she's watering the seeds with her saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347440
But they're okay with her playing ride the rapper in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Anon....you are not prepared...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
Gura is extra horny todayuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347198
I will happily admit that I'm retarded. I could probably do with some sleep as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Not a good stream to miss the beginning of

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347520
Clipfags probably cummed themselves blind at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347542
I think they use it on their area 15 collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
literally all of it, the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
She's enjoying herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mix my DNA with farmer girl's DNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347557
>Why is Gura so horny
She’s not. It’s more likely she’s just talking about whatever comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Stream/s been filled with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
Hankchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
You know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Yeah, she said anyone who buys a BTS meal is a subhuman nigger. Not even trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
the clipniggers are having a field day

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
its actually from this >>5347501
but hank green says anything if its memey

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's pinach...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
She’s been extremely energetic so yes you’ve missed a whole lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
>first 50 minutes
Wait what? It's been 50m already?

[Anonymous No.]

gura's penich...

[Anonymous No.]

>pinach
I'm fucking dying

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
man
seeing celebreties half-assing scripts for a few zoomer bucks always makes me kinda sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>Eat my pinach
The FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>will you guys eat my pinach

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PINACH UOOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
a baka that is sus

[Anonymous No.]

kek gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347513
No matter how much /hlgg/ claims it's the best, zatsudan is a debuff, even with a theme like this.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PINACH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347623
I want to eat it ....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
I can't explain why Gura is so based. It's a miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOHHHHHH EATING GURAS PINACH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's 16 inches Pinach...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347480
14 year old bodies are the absolute best

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347196
Apparently Mori's mom was a singer

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347196
She mentioned in the Mouse collab that her mom was also singer and that she thought she would never be as good as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347563
Having an affair and using Kiara's name as an excuse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
Please forgive her she had too much sugar and caffeine and only ate cake today as well.
Her tiny body can't handle the sugar rush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
She drank caffeine and ate too much cake so her brain is on overdrive. You missed a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

PINACH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
the first mention of Grandma Shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
She literally has not stopped talking, you missed probably 50 different noteworthy things in those 50 minutes and I'm not exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
it's already been 50 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S PINACH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's pinach uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>just go get a hose...
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
https://youtu.be/74sV7QXXw9A

[Anonymous No.]

moist

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
Sugar and birthday eve excitement. Please andastand.

[Anonymous No.]

this stream is peak Gura, this is why I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
You have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
Breh, my brain became musky pepeloni listening to her antics....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347607
In more ways than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347314
I genuinely think people who hate on her or dislike bot her videos are mentally challenged, one thing is to dislike a streamer and not watch her but to go as far as to recruit antis and bot videos is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STOP EATING DIRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347480
>>5347643
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.]

MOIST PINACH

[Anonymous No.]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347562
I love kanye east

[Anonymous No.]

I came here to laugh at you nanora

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346411
>live cam and Gura hands
why the fuck are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S EATING WORM SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347545
he shittalked the jp servers on every apex stream since

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347556
>it's been over 50 minutes already
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347626
>israel
what the actual fuck where did the time go

[Anonymous No.]

Gura the hell are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347314
They were angry at her for playing like a rat while she was trying to grind points instead of standing and fighting with her team, so they're upset that she's not playing it the right way or not playing it at all. Astel also would have had similar problems if the average nip cared about the Homos, but Astel also went on an hour long lecture on why he was playing the smart way instead of just dying with his dumb teammates at the start of one of his streams. However, Aqua would ditch her team more or less at the first sign that a fight wasn't a sure win, instead of Astel who'd fight it out more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347391
https://twitter.com/Kobi_tr
Not unusual for the artist if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus gura is eating dirt on stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347650

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347658
impossible

[Anonymous No.]

LITERAL DIRT EATER

[Anonymous No.]

GURA?!

[Anonymous No.]

gura what the fuclkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S SALIVA IS EXITING HER BODY RIGHT NOW UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

gura
GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

is this some kind of hick technique?
why the she want to keep using her mouth/saliva on these seeds wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Gura knows exactly what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347586
That's why they assumed she was getting scammed again

[Anonymous No.]

So what is Jenma doing during this

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is in quite a mood today. Goodness gracious, this is a fun stream but I feel exhausted from having to laugh so much.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone keeping a tally of the number of things Gura's putting inside her mouth today?

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

GARU....

[Anonymous No.]

>gura spits
no... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

WTF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347672
I knew it would be, just like her cooking streams, they are always absolute TOP content.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this stream Gura

[Anonymous No.]

godfuckingdammit

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...?

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
God I hate Zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, she keeps playing with her saliva. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SPITTING OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHBHBBHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>that spitting sound
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Is she really fucking spitting
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>*SQUIRT*
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
>>5347512
sus
https://litter.catbox.moe/p2q6gm.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>barfed

[Anonymous No.]

BROS

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura queefed...

[Anonymous No.]

GURA JUST SQUIRTED ON STREAM UUOOOHH ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347658
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GURA TODAY??

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347719
having an aneurysm

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
ES ELLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347719
Either sleeping or sucking dick with Enma and J-chad

[Anonymous No.]

What in god earth is this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347574
>Checks calendar
She's ovulating

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no I have a boner

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas...

[Anonymous No.]

this woman lose her fucking mind

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, it sounded exactly like THAT enhanced audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347637
It depends, Ina gets more than regular on hers, but they are rather rare.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SPITTED MY CUM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is VERY horny today

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit... this stream is actually happening....

[Anonymous No.]

SPIT ON ME YOU MESUGAKI
YOU BRAT I KNOW YOU'RE MOCKING ME FOR BEING INTO YOUR LOLI BODY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347062
Dropping dislikes is helpful for the youtube algorithm because it shows engagement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347154
>>5347412
did you niggers never handled a fresh cucumber, most of those motherfuckers are spiky, not just bumpy

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347658
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

like this gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347714
She wants to experiment with her plants

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE AMOGUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347196
I remember the pepper spray thing that was funny

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit this retarded shark must be on some supplements today

[Anonymous No.]

I got fired for this and it was absolutely fucking worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347367
>>5347545
>>5347692
Astel goes on an on about how shitty jp servers are. H*ck one of his funniest moments is when he teamed up with meika and izuru and had to beat a cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347799
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347777
>implying

SHE never did stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347719
Sleeping, she had to stay up to deal with Holotalk and the Mori collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347719
tied up and gagged in gura's closet

[Anonymous No.]

MY OSHI IS RETARDED

[Anonymous No.]

The Dragon is a Hydra.
One unhinged, untameable lunatic is becoming five.

[Anonymous No.]

That sound was so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347724
Want me to tuck you into bed?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Okay this is better than when she bit a raw onion and proceeded to brush her teeth on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

she can just add water to the bottom of the germination boxes the seedling trays would drink them up

[Anonymous No.]

It's on TOP!

[Anonymous No.]

Harvesting from Gura's mutated garden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347594
I really wish they'd speak more english in Area 15, the fact that they had a whole segment trying to guess Risu's fetish or some shit and it was in indog is infuriating

[Anonymous No.]

Oooooh water me Gura
You have to use your spit

[Anonymous No.]

The bird noises in the background, one of them is not a bird noise but the noise that happens when you spawn in the lobby for Among Us.

[Anonymous No.]

>Making mud pies with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a gross girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347761
>jude suss

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's a quitter. She needs more training

[Anonymous No.]

Wet pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>she'll do another zatsudan today after this one

[Anonymous No.]

>You ever made mud-pies with mud?
... What are you supposed to make mud-pies with?

[Anonymous No.]

this girl...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie Pol!
https://streamable.com/em58em

[Anonymous No.]

I googled Sussy baka and it's a zoomer mixture of amogus and baka. Why is it a big deal

[Anonymous No.]

someone post a clip
I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

uohposting hasn't been funny for like a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347842
incorrect, she is the perfect girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347839
sus

[Anonymous No.]

baby pinach...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347823
Yeah, but that won't make the stream more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347842
we know, she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>manure joke
Oh God she is from the south...

[Anonymous No.]

>HARRHARRHUEERRRR COW PATTY!

[Anonymous No.]

Miko will spit on me for free. She doesn't need plants to make her spit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347843

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is a fucking trip

[Anonymous No.]

Your peak Gura experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347523

[Anonymous No.]

This is peak Gura. How will she ever top this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>so I can eat you later
Shes becoming Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

SHE SOUNDS SO ATTRACTIVE TODAY.
Is she ovulating or something?

[Anonymous No.]

PINACH BABY

[Anonymous No.]

speakin of sussy bakas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvhMa21urUg&t=6s

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347719
Helping Enma please the ojisan sponsors

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
>The fuck is a sussy baka?
Google it. But really, it’s nothing. People overreact to little things because they’re used to much less IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

PLS SOMEONE POST THAT SOUND I NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

I love this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347839
Can't unhear it now
Also kinda sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347868
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347761
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347848
Urban dictionary is your friend

[Anonymous No.]

who is going to take care of her plants when she goes to japan, chumkeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347878
Cake decorating stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347877

[Anonymous No.]

>PINAC

[Anonymous No.]

RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347746
We UOH while doing a backwards arch on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347860
We're in a thread full of Zoomers that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

The small shark is being extremely cute today

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck just imagine the surprise birthday asmr if shes in this good mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347803
yea i remember that too, but i do not remember her describing what her mom is/was like in a manner similar to kiara or ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347535
Hank was always the worst boy in Breaking Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

getting chopped up and eaten by gura!

[Anonymous No.]

HOW DID THIS GO FROM DAUGHTER EXPERIENCE TO MAKING ME HARD IN LIKE 30 MINUTES I HATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

rrat..

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a genuine southern girl, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347848
water

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347889
No, she's pretty short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347814
How fucking new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>rratatouille

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, staying up for all those collabs fucked me, what did I miss from Gura's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347848
i think she was trying to describe it in case someone didn't know what a mud pie was. Or make it obvious that she's talking about actual mud, i think there's actual recipies called "mud pie"

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, pumpkin' chuckin'. Damn that takes me back. Based Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura don't vore me...
Did Gura just say rrat?/?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has been pumpkin chunkin
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

RRAT ATOUILLE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is such a fucking country girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
It's just cringe.
Like other twitch shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I THINK GAWR GURA FROM HOLOLIVE SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY OSHI

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys UOHing everytime a fluid gets out of Gura's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347868
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON

[Anonymous No.]

>punkinchunkin
I wonder if Gura had a potato bazooka. Now that's peak redneck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347921
Hank is the only constant good guy in Breaking Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Being grown and loved and cared for by Gura only to end up as her sustenance! Gura lovingly eating me and me becoming part of her body!
Becoming cute chub on Gura's thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's been pumpkin chukin
GOD, WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT?

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you well?
Are YOU, Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347877
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to start a #gwarden tag on twitter so I can send her pics of my veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347842
What'd you expect from a farmer girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347696
Nip autism is a sight to behold, holy crap. I would partially get it if she was playing with friends or something, but she's playing with randoms so any tactic is a valid one imho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347947
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347889
I think she's 141 cm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347889
Gardening is better than any narcotics

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347884
based bladee poster carrying on the vigil

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347916
Reminded me of this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WTF UK anons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347477
ur acting kinda sus anon

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelon mention

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO MORE WATAMELONS INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>I like seed

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347937
Yeah there's a pudding thing that are sometimes called mud pies

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about babies and breast milk
>hornier than usual
She NEEDS to be impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

If the watermelons are seedless, where do you get the seeds from

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347878
Simply doing a non-gaming stream means she has to talk more.

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelòn

[Anonymous No.]

>literally saying watamelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347637
this may be true , but I don't really care for gaming streams so I'm happy that they do them

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's gonna turn me into Ratatoing

[Anonymous No.]

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347842
Be sure to clean under your nails and get a manicure pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura’s juice

[Anonymous No.]

Sneed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Jeeze Gura was a fucking country girl.

I bet the smell of cow shit doesn;t even effect her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

KING OF FRUITS

[Anonymous No.]

GERMINATING INSIDE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Watermelon stinks and is messy

[Anonymous No.]

DONT SAY IT AAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347925
>southern
hownu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347848
there's a dessert named after it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347999
>She NEEDS to be impregnated
too late, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

rent free in gura's head

[Anonymous No.]

>Minecraft's not real
Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

God help me I want nothing more than to work hard to provide for and protect Gura every day for the rest of my life. The fact that Gura will never run to my arms at the end of my work day and cook vegetables from her garden for me is a source of endless unfathomable pain. Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>Minecraft suu... not real

[Anonymous No.]

>I THINK MINECRAFT SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>minecraft's not real
what the fuck, rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348000
Oh, just a little region in Kazakhstan known as "Deez"

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOO MINECRAFT IS REAL DAMMIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>minecraft sssssu-
>not real
amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348000
Genetically engineered

[Anonymous No.]

My dad's dead, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Minecraft sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347947
Naturally

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaHNvAca1k

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347945
SUCKS MY COCK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Die you beasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
based

[Anonymous No.]

HOW FUCKiNG DARE SHE

[Anonymous No.]

m-minecraft's not real..?

[Anonymous No.]

>maybe your dad can tell you more about it when he comes home
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>minecraft isn't real
>my dad isn't coming home

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget what kind of posts do Watamelon posters do

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347228
Super erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA GIVES GOOD HANDJOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
at least shes self-aware

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S REAL FOR ME GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348026
Reine would actually laugh for like 30 seconds straight after seeing Watamelon

[Anonymous No.]

MY DAD'S COMING HOME?
I THOUGHT HE DIED 3 YEARS AGO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5346381
Sven server is still up, just had a crash during that campaign.
We're going to skip it for now and move onto the next map.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that Watermelon is literal god-tier food for dieting?

Since it's technically 90% water, you're basically tricking your own stomach into being full despite eating very little, it has almost no calories. And hey, tastes good+has vitamins/fiber!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your dad can tell you about it when he comes home
Jesus christ Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Do carry on with your mud pies Gura

[Anonymous No.]

This stream has hit me in some of my extremely specific fetishes, I'm very happy and very erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
Why are chumbuds like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I heard what you just did Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>when your dad comes home
>gura my dad died
THE FINAL YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347761
>https://litter.catbox.moe/p2q6gm.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348072
every time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how is there not a square watamelon yet

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve never felt the urge to impregnate a woman as much as I do right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>musky, moist, and damp

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347950
I used to bring one to festivals and shoot toilet rolls over the campground, you just need to use foam to plug the tube in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
why can't we posters like this here? this is some high quality content

[Anonymous No.]

She planted?
Good

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's feed and seed (formerly HER's)

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anon, do (You) have a Watamelon fact?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think Gura might be unironically retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

Chinpo.

[Anonymous No.]

here are some melons if some of you got inspired to go farming
https://mega.nz/folder/H5wWVRJB#tzaKx-hrWIxOUIKoi-hV5w

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348096
Fembuds are a different breed

[Anonymous No.]

>bags of soil lying around
THIS IS TOO MUCH. FUCKING SOIL SPIDERS

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>Juneteenth
>Gura makes a missing dad joke
Gura, you can't just say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347947
also everytime a fluid gets into gura's body

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelon Fact: Watamelons are the most powerful race in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348115

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348063
THIS IS BLUE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm anon and I'm new enough to not know what fun posting is!
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348072

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348133
>dolphin porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348094
Post the cum hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Minna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347956
>"""""good"""""
Walter White literally did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348127
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
I fucking love this /u/schizo. I hope her mom never forces her to take her meds

[Anonymous No.]

how can i find a girlfriend that sounds like gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348136
Fuck you.
Spiders are flens.

[Anonymous No.]

that's what you get for not sealing your manure properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348137

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347962
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348130
the watamelon remix has the best production on any holo JP song

[Anonymous No.]

bros...is this what southern christian girls are like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347999
>if a girl mentions breast milk, it means she’s horny
Its more like when she does that, a guy becomes horny. She’s probably not horny at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to have trouble following her line of thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348149
over a thousand pictures to be exact

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

WHY DOES THIS FUCKING BGM SOUND LIKE DONKEY KONG

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/bk9vot.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

gura's gonna make my banana extinct pretty soon at the rate she's going

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to poach my banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348133
Nice dolphin porn

[Anonymous No.]

BANANA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348045
Fatherpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347908
Based psycho mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348130
Watamelon's make the best soundposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
Middleschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
hi babe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348025
Mittsu...your tweets were never trash...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348067
From jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348159
t. Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>It's at the seed vault, right?
Gura...I'm sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348173
>She’s probably not horny at all.
t. doesn't watch Gura

[Anonymous No.]

*sips*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348178
AAAAAAAA FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347980
reminds of the doujin with subaru
Haishin Gamen no Mukougawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348153
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348165
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so fucking horny holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

I have boner

[Anonymous No.]

Oh this one is funny
These trees were fucking everywhere and suddenly a rapid disease spread fucking everywhere and murdered them hard only a small island survived

[Anonymous No.]

>Minecraft ssuuu...
We're never getting that Ender Dragon kill and JP portal...

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA CUNNY IS MUSHY

[Anonymous No.]

I do not care for Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
You can't. She has the voice of a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348201
The day of the spike is coming, bootfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348198
h-hey..

[Anonymous No.]

>Im fingering my garden…
GURA…

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE THING SHE'S TALKED ABOUT SHE'S GOING AT 1000 MPH WITH HER TOPICS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348216
Can you blame us? Listen to the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>The seed vault
Or as Dolphins call it, the rape cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348209
What's wrong anon? You don't like real bananas?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is gura talking about

[Anonymous No.]

I laughed so hard out of confusion from this shark's rambling that I started choking
I blame Mori for this somehow even though she has absolutely nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.]

DID SOMEONE MENTION MY GAME?

[Anonymous No.]

>sounds like a skyrim name
>its in Norway

[Anonymous No.]

QUICK, HOW'S MAMALONI OF GURA DOING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348216
have you listened to Gura? how can you blame us

[Anonymous No.]

>We're pretty moist here

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348214
Nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm pretty moist here

[Anonymous No.]

MOIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348221
Thanks for your input, Mori. Now go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is pretty moist

[Anonymous No.]

MOIST

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm pretty moist here

[Anonymous No.]

watamelon bros can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

moist

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
hey anon wassup *hoocha*

[Anonymous No.]

>Alright I'm pretty moist here
Goddamnit Gura, stop making /hlgg/ even more horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347970
I mean, it's just competitive game autism. Her ditching so easily was certainly costing her and her teammates some fights that they could have won and was pretty game ruining for her teammates on occasion. They also made for some pretty boring streams on occasion since she'd spend a good portion of them cosplaying a bush somewhere for 20 minutes so she'd lose 10 points instead of 20, though she's a good enough streamer that she'd zatsudan while doing so. You'd see similar things if a big name Western streamer in a competitive game did the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
How little the JOP knows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348191

[Anonymous No.]

>Chumbuds are caught trespassing at the seed vault

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348231
THAT'S HOW A NORMAL CONVERSATION SHOULD BE. JUST ENJOY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
other anons were theorizing that the reason she always complains about "loud stomak" is because she has digestive system issues, and because of that has been somewhat permanently malnourished, causing her to not fully develop physically. This supposedly could have caused her to have both an underdeveloped body overall, and an underdeveloped voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
>They don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
oh... jopchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Dogfuckers can't stop getting rekt by the real japs they LARP as lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Oh poor innocent souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348214
>>5348253
Just make out already

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348206
Girls don’t think the same as guys about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: You are not allowed to walk around on Svalbard if you aren't accompanied by someone with a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes she sounds like the Ferocious Beast and I expect her to say "great googaly moogaly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
JOPs really have no idea huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348137
>Juneteenth
Who the fuck came up with that name? It sounds like the day you'd celebrate an autistic person becoming a functional member of society.

[Anonymous No.]

What if we kissed at the seed vault?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347903
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Nobody tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
JOPbro...just wait for the translations...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348269
>hey anon wassup *hoocha*
Spitted my drink for some reason, I don't know why but the *hoocha* is so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348299
fucking polar bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348308
black people

[Anonymous No.]

ACTUAL WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348072
The image doesn't get me anymore but the filename does every time

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I could listen to this girl for hours

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ACTUAL WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
At least he's optimistic, but he's far from the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelon, oh I see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348301
Holy forgotten memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348210
I shall have to investigate that, for...scientific reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>She just got it
Jesas Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348294
I will if he will

[Anonymous No.]

Just a tid bit late

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348309
brb going to Antarctica

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
>gura is pure
>mori is cool
They're never going to figure it out, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON=CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>WATAMELON

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a video once of some dude getting hunted by a polar bear in svalbard.
I ain't going anywhere near that place, fuck polar bears and fuck svalbard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348309
What if did more in the back alley next to the seed vault

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELONCHADS WW@?

[Anonymous No.]

>watame-senpai
She's really here

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348216
Anon you look reallly hot today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5347858
I wonder if she can be convinced to sing a heavy metal song

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
let them believe...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaHNvAca1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaHNvAca1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaHNvAca1k
thread theme

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelon

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I forget Watamelon isn't just a /vt/ thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
I hope everyone remembers this post when /jp/ types claim that EN is impure while Holo JP is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

わためろんんんんん

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
It's like when EOPs claim shit about the JP girls despite not speaking Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 1 hour
My brain is mush

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
>"HAAACKKKPHHHT!"
>ahh the pureness that Holo JP has forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348201
I honestly love spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348321
kek everytime I see it I read it with Gura's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348231
And I'm ESL unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348216
I'm not. What she's saying is actually fun, just googling things as she goes talks about them because they seem interesting and I know zilch about plants and growing plants

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower today and just stared at the wall

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>i took a shower today, and kinda just stared at the wall
????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348369
Is that watamelon in the back seat ogey

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds like a depressing shower..

[Anonymous No.]

> took a shower today and I kinda just stared at the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348319
Is there even a long-form translation channel for HoloEN?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS NOT STINKY, SHE SMELLS NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>...
>I took a shower and kinda stared at the wall
>...
????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower today and I kinda just stared at the wall
<silence>
What the fuck was that about?

[Anonymous No.]

>i took a shower today and just sort of stared at the wall
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>took a shower and just stared at the wall
immediately moves on

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348393
I love you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>day 2 of Vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348308
White people trying to force a fake holiday for blacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>I just took a shower today and just stared at the wall
Do you want to add anything else to this story Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
It's still pure when you understand all the words.
Pure libido.
Pure, erotic, animalistic sex drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower and I kinda just stared at the wall
C-cool story goorah...

[Anonymous No.]

>Took a shower and stared at the wall
Thats a topic

[Anonymous No.]

>i took a shower today and just started at the wall
>doesn't go anywhere with this
this fucking cunny brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
jp anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower today, and then just looked at a wall

[Anonymous No.]

i've been there gura

[Anonymous No.]

Is Wata + Melon where these weird melon edits of Watame coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower today
>I kinda just stared at the wall
Gura? Care to elaborate? Why did you even say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348158
Find any women under 5ft

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348407
ADHD shork pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348399
She's reminiscing about her past life as Anne Frank....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348194
>>5348282
>>5348222
i meant someone who rambles and sounds like they actually care about things that arent drinking or doing drugs or politics i dont know why listening to a girl talk about gardening is so soothing

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't I seen a Watamelon shopped into Gura's gardening room???

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
pretty much how a lot of pro JPtuber anons feel, despite knowing like 10% of their language

[Anonymous No.]

How many topics has Gura ran through this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348253
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348397
>>5348399
I fucking love when she just randomly says shit like this apropos of absolutely nothing she was talking about beforehand, and then immediately switches subject again without elaborating at all.

God she's so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233

[Anonymous No.]

>They're similar
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Oh fuck me...

[Anonymous No.]

>Did you guys know you should water your plants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348406
>>5348399
>>5348407
>people forgetting Gura's a nihilist just because she's chipper in one stream

[Anonymous No.]

what else can you stare at while you're bathing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348390
She's just doing a spit-take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348391
Have some of this, we still have a cake stream later

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348414
Bros...
The numbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348400
they are not ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>Took a shower and stared at the wall
Doesn't elaborate and moves on

[Anonymous No.]

>I took a shower today and just stared into the wall
Moves on without mentioning it again and not explaining anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348402
gura has. both jp and kor

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348405
She smells like MOIST dirt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348397
You never do that? A hot shower is so therapeutic that I just completely space out, lost in my own little world. Showertime is sacred.

[Anonymous No.]

ok, serious question why her character is a shark and not flower girl, dryad or fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348406
>>5348407
ADHD 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>5343586
If an anon makes a KK for her and the other anon posts the other schizo’s card I’ll try to do a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348442
The south

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348412
Thank you for eating all the bugs in my room bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348379
Didn't it come from watame herself? And then she posted it on reddit...

[Anonymous No.]

gura is out of adhd meds

[Anonymous No.]

watamelon

[Anonymous No.]

Watamelon is now canon in HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348231
bro, how are you going to past the Gawr Gura written test? you should be taking notes!

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S GROWING WATAMELONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348325
Nah, doesn't sound black enough for them to have come up with it. It's sounds like something a white soccer mom came up with trying to get brownie points in her suburb

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, are you supposed to stare at something else while you shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>actually called it watamelon
It will take life one day and shoot Gura in the back

[Anonymous No.]

WATAMELON MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

WATAME MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348414
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

watamelon

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: There's another fungal disease killing off modern bananas
Fuck people banning GMO, we will have no bananas due to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348400
She's pissed because she STILL HASN'T FUCKING GOTTEN HER SNACKS AND JUICE
t. wataplane OP

[Anonymous No.]

>Cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura okay? I am failing to understand the inner machinations of her mind right now. They're like an enigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348476
Sharks are fucking cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348466
>>5348464
who doesn't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

watamelon was made by watame newfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348484
Of course, once I find a mate and get eaten by her, our children will take care of your pests.

[Anonymous No.]

A...burger king crown perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
kek
well at least her voice sounds pure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348218
There‘re still plenty of them left in Asia, just had one yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

man, watame must be fisting with how much gura is calling her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348390
This image appeared in my mind reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348467
The ones I've seen do like 1-2 min clips

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>growing actual watamelons
bless this shark

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread going to have the most watamelon images in /hlgg/ history?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348476
Because sha-ha-ha-ark

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348372
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348476
She has an autistic obsession with sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348503
Im staring at my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348399
love when she does shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBfWkV1N7w&t=6608s

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348521
Literally no one else understands her mind, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
If only he knew about my wife Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348521
ADHD fueled by caffeine is a dangerous thing, Ayamefriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348547
You weren't on /hlg/ during I don't remember who outfit reveal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348476
good idea for en2

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348540
just like god intended...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348449
Only retards will reply to this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348233
Brothers, bound by everlasting search of purity, always on the other side

[Anonymous No.]

Mama shark...

[Anonymous No.]

Mama shark has arthritis...

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MARRY INTO GURA'S FAMILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348540
I like watamelons
and gura likes watamelons

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348442
That's a bit rare anywhere you go. I suppose it should be more common if it's in a religious area or group.

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Shark sounds like an amazing woman

[Anonymous No.]

Mama sharkchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348519
>that watamelon doesn't know planes stopped doing snacks thanks to covid

That poor little melon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348538
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, mushrooms aren't even a plant. They aren't nightshades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348504
Not before Gura uses it for targeting practice in the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

DSP MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348540
I like elephants and God likes elephants

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348521
Autism, cuteness, and ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348565
He did specify /hlgg/ tbf

[Anonymous No.]

>Mushrooms are a nightshade

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348540
I like elephants.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>do you have arthritis

[Anonymous No.]

mushrooms arent nightshades YOU FAKE GARDENER GIRL!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348524
You'e supposed to piss on yourself like a certain anyaposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348402
only in chinese, TW bros know exactly what gura is about

[Anonymous No.]

Aight, I think I get it. Gura's dad is probably not from the south while her mom is DEFINITELY from the south

[Anonymous No.]

.......
https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348399
>>5348397
>>5348406
>>5348418
>>5348433
Sneaking in depressing quotes in everyday talk is a sign of cry for help and suicidal likelihood. Good think Gura has her friends so no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

> Nightshade hurts my arthritis
Sounds hereditary Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stop!

[Anonymous No.]

gura extra cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348476
Watch Hinako Note

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348503
>Implying chumbuds shower

[Anonymous No.]

Gura grooming her audience again!

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

I have wrist pain and I'm only 21...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348601
>>5348610
>>5348617
Who cares. They taste good. Except the green ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348539
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjg83ktSXFeFFe92L3kMpfw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkdSnRYhCZ_DHQSP0kx9Ygw

[Anonymous No.]

>le sad shark
but on stream
fucking doomposting samegaki

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348614
Gura
No but my great grandma does

[Anonymous No.]

GET IT OUT FROM WHERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348133
thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop doomposting, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>how am I going to get the dirt out of my -- never mind, we're not...
THE DIRT OUT OF YOUR WHAT
GURA WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

Gamers... we're getting old

[Anonymous No.]

>how am I gonna get the dirt out of my- nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

Among

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO DON'T MAKE ME FEEL OLD AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Can you guys imagine when you guys are old?
>You're wrists are gonna explode.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

I do hand stretches like a mother fucker, never getting that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's doomposting again

[Anonymous No.]

It's already like that Gura....................

[Anonymous No.]

sus

[Anonymous No.]

amogus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348556
Actually gay

[Anonymous No.]

ඞ

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

SUS

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AMONGUS SUS SUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348480
Show me MMLN following Mittsu

[Anonymous No.]

Well, hlgg, have YOU come to terms with your inevitable carpal tunnel and other debilitating conditions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348624
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NEVER GET OLD GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow ojisans my arthritis is acting up...

[Anonymous No.]

>You will GET carpal tunnel
What the fuck Gura kek

[Anonymous No.]

>You're gonna make me sussy baka

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORDNIGGERS CALLED OUT

[Anonymous No.]

I have the cubital tunnel syndrome, but I guess carpal tunnel is more common
I notice it whenever I rest my elbow on an armrest

[Anonymous No.]

Amogus

[Anonymous No.]

GURA HATES DISCORD

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK DISCORDFAGS

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

GODDAMNIT GURA.

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD NIGGERS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU DISCORD

[Anonymous No.]

she HATES discord

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura only lasted an hour before she started doomposting

Chumbuds, explain?

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK DISCORDNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348593
She's gonna have a long ride...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura fucking HATES discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>Discord users can we blame you for that one
That's a clip we need.

[Anonymous No.]

discordniggers shit on

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348368
Probably, she's always open to trying new things. She doesn't really do unarchived karaoke so it would probably have to be not copyrighted

[Anonymous No.]

>discord boogeyman
Why is she so here?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuck discord

[Anonymous No.]

Discordfags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

i hear a phone in the background...

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Gura, games suck now, that's why we watch them instead of play.

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORDFAGS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura shaming Discordniggers
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348639
I used to have wrist pain, and then I upped my mouse DPI to 12,000 gradually over the course of a year and now I have no wrist pain any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348640
Those give you extra lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348657
>>5348661
Her keyboard. She doesn't want to admit that she's just sitting at her computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>sounds like a discord thing

[Anonymous No.]

>gura calling gamers a bunch of wankers
>chat latches on among us instead

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas she absolutely hates discord

[Anonymous No.]

GURA CALLING OUT DISCORDNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Blaming discordfags with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

Zoomers were a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

Discord niggers on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348686
i already have arthritis

[Anonymous No.]

How is Goora consistently so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

GET SHIT ON, DISCORD MONKEYS

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots rag on leddit for their shit humour then spam uohshit for the 5 millionth time every time she says a word that can be sexualized in the most distant retarded way. Fucking embarrassing. Imagine being a bigger circlejerk than reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348686
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura mentioned Watame
>Watame uploaded a video
THEY ARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMm2S5SiOaE

[Anonymous No.]

With nihilism again

[Anonymous No.]

>DISCORD NIGGERS ARE ALL FALSEFLAGGERS
based as fuck Gura

[Anonymous No.]

BASED FUCK OFF DISCORDFILTH

[Anonymous No.]

>FUCK AMONG US AND FUCK DISCORD
wow she's spicy today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348626
She didn’t say she has it, but that it can cause issues for people who do.

[Anonymous No.]

gura calling out discordfags for falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORDFAGS FALSEFLAGGING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

amogus

[Anonymous No.]

discordfags sus

[Anonymous No.]

I'm with Gura, fuck discord and chinktok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348614
gura
yes but it's caused by an autoimmune disorder

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD FALSEFLAGGER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hates Discord because it's users are cringe and yet they still somehow have more friends then she does

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348752
chammers...

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it always come back to breast milk?

[Anonymous No.]

She keeps bringing up breast milk...

[Anonymous No.]

GURA???

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348686
My tunnels are all fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

BREAST MILK TO WATER PLANTS
GURA WATERING MY SEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

>breast milk mentioned
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's breast milk...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>We're back to breatmilk

[Anonymous No.]

gura keeps bringing up breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348706
Why aren't you doomposting

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno Gura, you've been seeming kinda sus lately...almost as if there's an imposter among us.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STOP WITH THE BREASTMILK!

[Anonymous No.]

THE DANDE VIDEO BETTER BE AT THE BDAY STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GURA'S WATERY BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

Breasts...

[Anonymous No.]

BREAST MIST MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

To be fair it does sound like some shit discord would make up

[Anonymous No.]

80%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348752
who is that 3rd girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348786
ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so obsessed with breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

In all seriousness though, it's annoying how most current "memes" are from fucking discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348686
I'm gonna end up with psoriatic arthritis. I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

B R E A S T
M I L K

[Anonymous No.]

Discord probably too scared to show themselves in gura's chat

[Anonymous No.]

gura is extra gura today

[Anonymous No.]

kek greenhouse kayfabe destroyed by googling

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348790
she's pregnant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348786
Gura baby...

[Anonymous No.]

GURA!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348696
There's a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

She knows what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
ogey, later fag

[Anonymous No.]

Ame milk...

[Anonymous No.]

STOP TALKING ABOUT BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING
GURA STOP

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T STOP UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHING HELP

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fucking horny

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn breastfeed Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Milk and Saliva plant.... UUUUHHHHHHOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>we can water our plants with breatmilk
She's really pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

breastmilk mention counter?

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo must be rolling in his grave.

[Anonymous No.]

i can listen to her all day

[Anonymous No.]

Ame milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has breastmilk
WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS CUTE AND FUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348777
>he thinks Gura doesn't have any friends offstream
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

How many times has Gura mentioned titty juice this stream?
She's got such a weird collection of fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Smells
>Feet/toes
>breastmilk
what else?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: when Gura talks about breast milk, she thinks of Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
downboated

[Anonymous No.]

WATERING PLANTS WITH GURA BREAST MILK

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she keep bringing up breast milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

salmon milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348706
Default state, just give her something shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348865
Spitting

[Anonymous No.]

Didn’t Gura call the fat ugly guy in Resident Evil a discord mod? She really hates discord I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348752
...so are they just Weekend at Bernie'sing Chammers here or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348871
based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talks about breast milk because she packs the boing boing to produce it herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348827
you know it's cubital when it's only your little and ring finger and the outer side of your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348817
probably because medium-large discords are sort of the modern-day equivalent to forums

[Anonymous No.]

>hates discord
>hates tiktok
>likes gardening
>likes baking
>likes cooking
>likes knowing random things
>has been to a pumpkin chunkin
>has an angelic voice
>never swears
>is bad at all types of video games but still enjoys them
i never want this to end

[Anonymous No.]

Bed Knob

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348822
Everyone has a phone with them 24/7.
ignore the mouse and keyboard sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
uoh is part of cunny culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348872
Once she gets something in her head she can't stop mentioning it.

Cloacas.

[Anonymous No.]

Jules Verne is meant to be read, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura didn't take her ridderall today did she

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348855
She is hot and ready and can get pregnant immediately after giving birth

[Anonymous No.]

Bedknobs and Boomsticks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348854
Your reading comprehension reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348872
We all love the things we do not have. (lol pettan)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348872
Thinking of Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348817
>most current
That would actually be TikTok anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348842
Mittsuchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>Bedknobs and Broomsticks
why couldn't we have watched that instead of sharknado

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348892
>>never swears
You were on such a roll

[Anonymous No.]

2deep4me

[Anonymous No.]

gura just mention ame milk already

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348872
She wants breastmilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348865
>smells/sweat
I think breastmilk has been mostly today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348886
>she packs the boing boing to produce it herself
She's pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348892
She's legitimately as close to perfect as it gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348892
>is a zoomer, yet somehow survived a lot of the cancer of the generation
I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348886
Sigh...lacks, not packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348786
Ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348892
rhythm games tho

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is an interesting oshi to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348822
she did that immediately when she asked for a sound check on the bird chip reel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348747
t. discordnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>5348892
likes to learn about history, too

[Anonymous No.]

>Soon
Yeah Gura, we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>NEGGER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

Based chat trying to redpill Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be quick...

[Anonymous No.]

lmao gura

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE INA'S ASS

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura....

[Anonymous No.]

>Arnold is in the Matrix
Gura...