/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Just Another Day Edition

Last thread: >>53281269

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296507
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296507
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[Anonymous No.]

Magni Hate
Vesper Hate

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE GAVIS BETTEL NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't raid Shinri
Bettel... why...

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US!
>>53296526
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

after a high-energy jam session with hakkat, meowchina waves a paw goodbye and continues on his journey. drawn to the sound of a nearby lazy stream, his ears lead him to none other than his guildmate shinpussy (??) relaxing by the water. reminiscing fondly on his days fishing with vespurr, meowchina impresses his friend with a plentiful catch for lunch!

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Wh-what did we do to deserve the l-word all of a sudden...

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>>53296599
At least the Bettelion were nice to manually raid him when someone pointed out he's live

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a new koipianon. I request cute kois.

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>>53296526
Amen.
MOLEST ME, VESPER NOIR I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL I PROMISE I WON'T TELL ANYONE

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

ITS OFFICIAL
BETTEL FUCKING HATES SHINRI
THIS IS NOW THE ALTNOWA OF VG
CLOWNFISH HATE EACHOTHER
BETTEL HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296621
Women tend to tell their husbands that they love them before they go to cheat on them

[Anonymous No.]

I love Machina x Flayon Pilot of Guild Tempus and I love Regis Altare of Holostars English, Leader of the Tempus Guild

[Anonymous No.]

Tickle Axel's balls

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>>53296729
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.

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>>53296599
He used his last braincells on the game, please understand

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>>53296729
>>53296599
He forgor https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1679007721318764546?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus 4 should just be 1 huge fat dude and all he does is eat on stream all the time, and when asked about his genmates he says he ate them.

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HE LOVES SHINRI

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>>53296526
Amen.

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>>53296744
He has none ever since Vesper went to Japan and neutered him

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni
>collabs with Mori, Kronii, Ame, Reine, Moona, Baelz, Kobo, Anya, Risu, Ollie, Selen, girldm, ironmouse, 39daph, onigirien
>No one cares
>Vesper collabs with less than half of those
>YABBA DABBA DOOO VESPER COMIN FOR YOUR OSHI HE'S JUST HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE GIRLS HE ONLY CARES ABOUT THE GIRLS HE AND KRONII ARE FUCKING
Why is it like this?

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>>53296786
...the fuck? What happened to Tempus 3?

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>>53296896
Magni is a faggot (real)
Vesper is a faggot (fake)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296910
He ate too.

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>>53296967
ate them too.* FUCK.

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>>53296867
Please don't remind me

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>>53296786
>>53296910
>>53296967
Finally. A real brotuber.

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>>53296896
>collabs with 39daph
>no one cares
What timeline are you from???

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cute dingo.gif

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>>53296786
No that should be Tempus 7, he ate Tempus 9
Also Tempus 5 should just be Lou Bega

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>>53296896
magni's enough of a faggot that he's the gay guy of the friend group of girls.

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>>53297051
I want him to be my lapdog...

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>>53296896
Vesper has collabed with all those girls except the outsiders and Reine

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>>53296896
But he did collab with more than half of those

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>>53297051
i love these type of gifs

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>>53297044
man i remember when 39daph was fun
what the fuck happened to that bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296896
Magni is a known whore who makes rounds.

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>>53296896
It's because Vesper's done a solo collab with Kronii, whereas Magni's only done collabs with hologirls if it's in a group.
That's literally the only reason.

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>>53296786
Nikocado Avocado for StarsEn3 let's gooo

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>>53297235
Magni is surprisingly awkward around girls from what I've seen. A one on one collab with a female would be cringe worthy.

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>>53296462
Hakka did, kinda, it was the same thing Axel said though, he knows nothing, everyone knows next to nothing, keep your head high and supporting the boys.

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>>53297274
Mori forgotten...

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>>53297283
Did you reply to the wrong dude

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See you in a few hours anons, I can't wait to see Altare punch a hole through his monitor

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>>53297068
>Magni, the gayest man in the group is somehow the most bro
>Vesper, the most bro in the group is somehow the most gay

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>>53297312
Yeah, meant for >>53296455

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>>53297301
Do you really consider her a female

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>>53297357
Yes and I want her to smush me with her tits
>>53297324
I did not realize he was playing it in the morning, fuck. I need to sleep as well

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>>53296896
>Magni collabs with all those people
>very bland or even outright boring stream, too formal and respectful
>people can't even bother
>Vesper collabs with girls
>AAAHHH I'LL CUT MY DICK IM SUFFERING UUPGOOOHFHHHDBND

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>>53297283
The boys knowing NOTHING doesn't make me less anxious... We know Magni is active. He can say something about his own situation, why can't he?

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>>53297427
Kinda funny the last line is basically something Vesper did on a stream

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>>53297067
the resident numerologist of /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really happy that Altare is playing Zelda OoT and Axel is playing FF XVI, but I do not want to watch those streams. I hope others enjoy them.

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>>53297274
So is Vesper, honestly. The therapy collab was pretty funny but Vesper definitely acts more awkward in those collabs than he usually does, aside from situations where he can embrace his autism like the TTRPG one-off.

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>>53297455
Even if they boys don't know much if it was bad Shinri wouldn't be retweeting shit like pic related
https://twitter.com/nynna_N/status/1678497583885348872?s=20

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>>53297455
Just checked his twitter, he's not active, even worse his last tweet is about a collab with a nijimale, why did you lie to me?

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>>53297521
Yes I didn't say Vesper wasn't either but Magni becomes a neutered puppy while Vesper loses his mind.

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>>53297538
super serious rrat: Shinri fucking killed both of them in cold blood, now he's mocking their deaths, cover can't get in contact so they don't know what to do that's why they said they're not streaming for a while

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>>53297488
I really like Axel's FFXVI streams, and the last two Zelda streams were enjoyable.

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>>53297582
the tweets are a message... the bodies are in antarctica..

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>>53297471
Gosh anon.
You're fucking stupid.

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>>53296614
Based

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>>53297582
KEK I like it
So that's why Shinri said he was alone before joining Tempus, he killed his old friends and is now doing it again

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>>53297640
Shinri must be stopped.
or encouraged?

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>>53297538
That's just Shinri being Shinri because he knows people need the kind of cope you have. He's the furthest from those two.

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>>53296896
Only one of them stopped collabbing with Tempus but kept collabbing with girls for months

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny Spicy and Vanguard plotted the murder of Magni and Vesper. Unknowingly to them they survived. Now Magni and Vesper are creating a rival guild to take revenge on Tempus. Expect 4 new debuts + Magni and Vesper back on the anniversary

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>>53296614
SHINPUSSY

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>>53297703
And they all speak Italian

[Anonymous No.]

i miss nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>53297749
And they do NOT speak English

[Anonymous No.]

what if... it was all just a bit?

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>>53297802
the most likely scenario, imo, is the phones got lost or stolen.
not really anyones fault and nothing the boys can do about it until they get new ones.

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>>53297044
No one cared in that the collab was boring af

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>>53297850
And they can't tweet or show up on collabs as PNGs, incredible.

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>>53297802
Tempus doesn’t know how to actually have funny bits and they will talk more about the bit rather than actually doing one.

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>>53297856
We got Axel Baker from that collab and for that reason alone I cherish it.

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>>53297539
doxxshit
assume anything any magmite says will be doxxshit these niggas dont care no more bro

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>>53297937
Tweeting I can see but in order to show up in collabs, they would need to join the discords on their personal devices and I doubt Cover wants them to do that.

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>>53297850
If you can't find anything rational to believe in just don't believe anything. It's unhealthy.
COVER didn't give any clue besides stopping their activities indifenitely (so the inactivity didn't come from Magni and Vesper's side).

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>>53297856
Did you forget the wave of hate and catalogspam? It was so bad altare had to play moderator in magni's chat and ban people. People only stopped caring after they realized how boring the collab was. Anyway the situation was so bad she had to say she did not want to collab with vtubers anymore.

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rrat: This is Magni Dezmond. This isn't a rrat. We're being held hostage at Cover's headquarters, apparently Vesper sent his manager death threats under my E-Mail when he came by for an off-collab. I don't understand why he did that but we're both in some hot shit right now for it. Vesper's spent the last five days either crying or getting into loud verbal arguments with the Japanese-speaking managers. If they were able to understand him we'd likely have been fired already.

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>>53298020
I don't see how my post was irrational but thank you for the advice?

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>>53298002
They don't use discord on their phones only, the leaks and desktop yabs are proof.
Did they lose their computers too???

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>>53298002
>join the discords on their personal devices
Dude do you think they use discord on their phones during streams?

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>>53298002
Anon, you think they use the Discord through the company's iPhone?
Please explain, I'm trying to understand how losing the iPhone would make them cease all activities.

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>>53298112
>>53298118
Ah, you're right. I'm getting mixed up.

>>53298156
It actually is possible to make a mistake. I know you never do but sometimes mere mortals such as myself do.

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>>53298073
Mori got her phone stolen and can still access her account by her other device, until it was found. This kind of case they can cut access from the phone if you report to your IT dept.
It also doesn't explain why both at the same time.

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I just hate the vagueness of it all. Give us like any clue why or some type of time frame.

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>>53298174
I'm just fed up of people coming with all sorts of nonsense excuses as to why Cover would stop all their activities, both at the same time to top it.

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>>53298238
Well maybe you should spend some time off of your computer?

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>>53298205
If you're in HR or have a friend in HR you can ask for an opinion on that Tweet. Why and what's the implication.
Probably better than asking random anons /here/.

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>>53298205
It's most probably a stealth suspension. There's a first time for everything

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>>53298205
I easily see a week or 2 passing before we get any more news about what the fuck happened sadly. I would be surprised if we get more news before that.

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>>53298052
I know this is a bit but it has more logic in it than any of the “likely” rrats we’ve been seeing the past two days

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>>53298295
>stealth
rumao

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>>53298295
If it was a stealth suspension they wouldn't have announced it retard

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>>53298295
I doubt it’s the first time. And a second suspension would look really bad like career damaging bad not that it already doesn’t look bad but it’s not an announced suspension. Suspending your talents isnt a good look.

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no one itt has a job and it shows

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>>53298372
It's a stealth suspension because they didn't announce it as one.

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I can't believe Vesper Noir died of a self-inflicted spear-gun wound.
And that Magni wanted to take a break from holo stuff for a while to mourn

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It makes a lot more sense (from a PR and company perspective) especially under the IPO to be as vague as possible and even lead it as a “break” because just one more sentence could lead to bad press and more of a headache than whatever shit they currently have to shift through

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>stealth suspension
>no stealth

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>>53298413
Oh but they sure did their best to announce to the whole world that both would stop all activities, including streaming. But yeah, very stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn you fucks are pedantic.

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>>53298427
Yup. Suspensions will most probably damage share prices so I won't be surprised if Cover adapts some of niji's scummy practices

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>>53298408
SEAhours

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>>53298496
I'm autist, can't help it

[Anonymous No.]

Stealth suspension = the talent tweets themselves “hey guys, I’m going on a break to visit family, I’ll let you know when I’ll be back and for now I’m taking a break from streams!”

Cover publicly saying that a talent is stopping activities = suspension. Even if the talent didn’t “do anything bad.” probably better than listing out whatever it is and causing more damage

[Anonymous No.]

anyways what do you guys order at Subway?

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>>53298577
I don't, I do my own cooking

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>>53298577
cake

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>>53298577
I don't

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>>53298577
i go to firehouse subs instead

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>>53298542
That's the niji way but have we ever seen this in Cover

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>>53298577
we dont have a subway...

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>>53298577
I'd rather make a sandwich at home

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>>53298639
you niggas are miserable.

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>>53298577
Everytime I look at this it seems that Shinri's jacking off

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>>53298577
Footlong on Wheat
Teriyaki Chicken
Steak
Bacon
Double Meat
Provolone Cheese
Lettuce
Onion
Tomato
Banana Peppers
Olives
Parmesan
Salt and Pepper
Yellow Mustard

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>>53298577
Flesh

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>>53298610
retard

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>>53298682
Stop posting here Momi

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>>53298676
>hes never made his own sub with crunchy baguettes, good meat cuts, and drizzle it with rich sauces/oils
>hes never made his own corn beef Reuben pilled high with more meat than a restaurant
ngmi

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>>53298734
it's not worth the effort

[Anonymous No.]

Good night MANS, the streams were comfy tonight.

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>>53298577
I can't go to subway anymore cuz my little brother works there now and we aren't on speaking terms. I miss their cookies so much tho

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>>53298767
>Cannot get satisfaction preparing his own meals, craves instant gratification
>"you niggas are miserable"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53298800
order online.
they'll put it on a rack
walk in, grab, walk out.

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>>53298767
>t. Fatass american

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>>53298767
sandwiches gods greatest gift to man you havent lived until you've made a good sandwich by hand

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>>53298838
>jumps to random conclusions
>thinks anyone who disagrees with him is the same person

>>53298864
>america obsessed retard

>>53298868
>guy who assumes if you say you don't like a thing then obviously you haven't tried it or done it correctly

How extremely tedious. A choice collection of some of the worst chatting stereotypes. Thank you all.

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>>53298996
>reddit spacing
argument invalid

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>>53299034
First of all I wasn't having an argument. Second of all how is that reddit spacing?

[Anonymous No.]

flay would have a collab with hakka when he comes back... right? right?

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>>53298577
Meatballs

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that thinks they've unironically burnt out but don't want to leave? I doubt Cover is going to say "oh our talent is burning out" because that'd actually look worse and it'll paint them as a black company.

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>>53298800
... Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Flayon

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>>53298734
i made my own sandwiches yesterday, it was good as fuck.
sometimes im lazy and don't feel like making another one twice in a row, yknow?

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>>53299125
Have they had more than the terraria collabs?

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>>53299292
is this genuine question? they had watch along collab, drawing collab, cover release celebration collab too.

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now all we need is comic/cartoons discussions to turn this into a /MANSCOCK/ thread

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>>53297235
He had a one on one collab with Mori

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>>53299125
Maybe.

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>>53299230
First world problems

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>>53299230
Maybe Magni, but I'm convinced Vesper could stream WoW until the Sun explodes.

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>>53299384
Whats your guys favorite arc in the Tempus Webcomic?

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>>53299542
At his current speed it will probably take him at least 40 hours to get anywhere near level 60, but I have no idea how he would stream endgame content. Dungeons sure, but raids? Not exactly sure what Cover's policy on being in voice chat with randoms/fans on stream is.

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>>53299542
>>53299624
Here's the kicker. Maybe Vesper doesn't want to, alone anyway. He probably missed the whole WOW gang and it felt lonely. I think so too.

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>>53299682
Isn't Vesper prefers to be alone with his thoughts? He's playing MMORPG like a goddamn solitaire anyway

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>>53297692
>months
QRD timeline of events because all I remember is the SQUAD collab before the 6 month anni the one APEX collab after and then going back to interviews again with the boys afterwards

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>>53299762
I'm fairly sure he expressed a desire to join/FOMO when the tempura guildies mentioned doing raids.

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>>53299581
The one where Altare loses it and sacrifices all of HoloPro to join the God Hand.

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>>53299987
Who are the Guts and Casca in this situation?

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>>53299387
dramafags dont care to get their facts straight and people itt actually believe them. sad

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>>53299368
where is their sex tape collab?

[Anonymous No.]

Does Vesper still have access to his wow account? Can he play it off stream?

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>>53300057
No one is. This is the one time in his life where everything goes to plan.

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>>53300154
Arenei or one of the vesties in his chat he plays with would have said he's logged in which I doubt he has if no ones saying anything

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>>53300192
I guess time to log in and hope his ghost appears

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>>53299762
He's joked about asking Bettel to come back to WoW a few times.

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I'm nervous about tomorrow... the smiley face next to Bettel's escape simulator... what does it mean......

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>>53299542
magni is like ame in that he lives for content creation. I truly believe Magni loves his job at holostars. He might be in a creative slump or something but I dont think he would ever leave of his own choice unless something massively egregious happened.

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>>53300366
It means he is going to rape (You)

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>>53300510
buddy this is bettel we're talking about

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>>53300562
SEXSEXSEXSEX SSSEEEEEEXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

So.

What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

No more news on the matter/
The wait, the uncertainty, the dread are exhausting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53300768
In the meantime. Stream Flopium.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck the rrats. let's bet on what expensive/extreme shit did Vesper he splurged on this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>53300976
I stream Shinigami everyday.

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>>53301032
A baby

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if they were terminated because of breach of contract

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>>53301125
I would cums on (You)

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>>53301125
I'd be very, very, extremely sad.

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>>53301032

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>>53301125
Nothing because I'm a Shiny Spicy chad

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Tempus have been preparing the Gamer House for the one-year anniversary. That's where Bettel is moving. That's why Nowa was locked out of his account as he was trying to log in from a new place. Maguni and Nowa were trying to mount a cannon that Nowa was dreaming about, and that ended in an accident.

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To comfort any magmites and vesties - they are NOT graduating or getting terminated. The notice said that all activities will be stopped FOR A WHILE, it's clear that they are expecting them to be back. Unless they do anything reckless, this is a break at best and a suspension at worst.

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>>53298996
>is this big of a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Wait the toe that magni has to get surgery for, is it the same toe magni hurt while rushing to play apex with axel? Did it get infected and is falling off because of this?? It's axel's fault???

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>>53301405
It's the ingrown toenail he talked about a few days ago. So no, it's not related.

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>>53301125
I would finally be free from this shithole.

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>>53301488
Please let me blame axel for a minute and say he shouldn't have started to play apex so all of this would have never happened

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>>53301301
If it was a suspension they would've mentioned it. This is more similar to Rushia.

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>>53301631
How? Hers didn't even have that kind of wording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301598
AYO what you got against my bro, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

mag

[Anonymous No.]

>>53300057
Guts is Axel
Casca is Magni

[Anonymous No.]

Still a scary thought that we might become /as/

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any Winefags ITT who could add something to
>>53301669

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>>53301125

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>>53301978
Hehe /as(s)/

[Anonymous No.]

Magni being forced to take a break because of his toe and Vesper being out of meds and too stressed for the karaoke to the point he broke, is the rrat I die with until we get the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

How come no one made any Big Lebowski jokes about Dez
>Vesper: "You want a toe, Magni? I can get you a toe, believe me. Hell I could get you a toe by 3 O Clock this afternoon"

[Anonymous No.]

I hope they are not suspended because it would suck to not have access to their accounts if they have projects cooking and need it. Especially this close to the anniversary.

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>>53301995
hakka gets a tinto fino with some kind of edgy label on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301125
Kind of sad, seeing as they're my top 2 favorite tempus members

[Anonymous No.]

>>53296896
>Magni
>blatantly enormous faggot who loves cocks, shows up to group collabs
>Vesper
>does mixed collab then skips boys only collab because MUH ANXIETY
Not complicated

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>>53301125
I would still have Axel. But I would miss drawing Magni, I haven't been a fan of a character that's design has been so fun to draw in years. Honestly I would be heartbroken because I love everyone in HQ and breaking it up would shatter me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301125
Nothing. I'm a casual fan of Holopro. I'll only take action if the entire branch tanks and I'll start by visiting the nigger in Tennessee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53297850
They can’t just buy a new phone?
Really?
They’re in America not the fucking Bolivian salt flats.

[Anonymous No.]

noir sexper

[Anonymous No.]

noir sexpest

[Anonymous No.]

>>53299230
>do a single year
>AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE IM BURNT OUT SO MUCH WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302335
>>53302374
Free my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302374
yeah hes my sexpest

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302401
Omega was right...

[Anonymous No.]

Since Magni's been dancing again, my theory is he hurt his back real bad once more.
Idk about Vesper but I feel like it's a menhera break.
Managers just really want the anniversary to happen so they have to fix themselves now, not a day before the big show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53299230
They didn't even stream or create content that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302454
They'll come back before the anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301301
>>53302053
>>53302454
i could see magni being forced into a break but i feel like vesper is just going to be more stressed when he comes back if it was mandated

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302454
I hope they come back sooner than later unless Vesper needs a lot of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302454
They’d just say they’re on break for health

[Anonymous No.]

Hey :D any new catbox lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302621
I'd imagine that sounds bad when you're announcing 2 people at once and even worse when the other boys can't clarify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302699
Now imagine if the announce 3 HQs at once leaving only Axel/Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302681
> :D

[Anonymous No.]

whatever, this whole thing is so weird it's better to wait for them to return and i know magni will shade management if anything shady was happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302856
He's currently getting the porn out of his system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302856
Management has done nothing wrong. Sometimes they also do nothing, but HQ really isn't one to complain about management doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

what are the possibilities that Vesper ________________got swatted________________

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>>53302454
Mane being "It's now or suffer live during the anni because there's no delaying that" feels kinda real. These boys don't take care of themselves after all

[Anonymous No.]

Does Vesper goes to irl psychotherapist, or is he just focusing on the meds part? Jeffrey doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303006
How does an ingrown toe with scheduled surgery need a forced break? He has been fine and does not need his foot to stream or tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303002
That's more likely to happen to morf

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303177
>does not need his foot to stream or tweet
He does. His mechanical arms got broken and now with the ingrown toenail his feet are out of commission too. Magni has no limbs left to use...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303177
The post doesn't mention his toe? It's his back

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303177
>He has been fine and does not need his foot to stream or tweet
It's needed for 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

so they're all doing it now. even axel.
is tempus on the clock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
doing what, retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
I knew it was a fucking bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
Im stressed enough as is, please kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303483
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>53297427
>AAAHHH I'LL CUT MY DICK IM SUFFERING UUPGOOOHFHHHDBND
and it was KINO every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
If this means what I think it does (mandatory kys), not the dingo too...why can't the boys be content with just being a holostar, why is that not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
Doubt. Let's look at it from an objective standpoint, unless the boys did something truly worthy of termination ala Rushia style, I doubt they'd quit of their own volition. If we take out their love for their fans, there's still the money from memberships and scs. And it's not like Cover's forcing them to stream all the time. Most probably, Vesper and Magni fucked up. But they'll most probably be back.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni will run off to his old job for good sooner or later whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303971
No... I was hoping he would not become a stripper anymore... If anyone knows what stripclub he is at, let me know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303971
He is a mother now, he has to stop whoring himself out, poor butt baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
Are you new to corpo?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a file or link to the ai audio where Vesper walks out on Magni because the buttbaby belonged to Altare, causing him to seek revenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
...leader hasn't right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304118
https://files.catbox.moe/10aiat.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa off collab pakopako…

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304172
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303971
And some of his fans and others will hate him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304172
Whoever wrote that script is a fucking genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303460
>followed by Matsuri
holy shit he's winning

[Anonymous No.]

Are contract renegotiations that affect streaming really a common thing in corpo vtuber world or is it just a meme that 4chan invented during a nightmare blunt rotation

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304527
the latter, do you unironically believe anyone here has the knowledge on how these companies work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304527
Latter. Nobody has been retarded enough to actually post that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304527
>>53304550
>>53304636
Contract negos are very much a thing, see the other company that their talents ended up going indie. Whether it affects the streaming or not depends company to company.

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>>53304681
But contract renegotiation this close to the anniversary? There is no way they didn't sign the contract earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304172
Really one of the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Hope they do something like this on their voice packs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304527
It's real but only to talents who actually matter (iirc Coco and/or Pekora had done contract negotiation regarding SC cut)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304715
>renegotiation
>There is no way they didn't sign the contract earlier
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304681
contract negotiations are supposed to be a few months before debut date, not on the month of debut.

[Anonymous No.]

i need to take a shit but i can't for at least an hour. help distract me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304836
Just finger your ass till it comes out bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304836
Why can't you shit? Just eat it dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304836
BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP

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>>53304870
the problem is it wants to come out but i'm at least an hour away from the nearest bathroom
>>53304883
i can shit in fact too well that's why i need to hold it before i can do it
>>53304895
fuck you kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304836
Imagine Axel's knot up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304965
Why are you such a coward? Shit in your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304172
Probably the greatest thing that came out of the Suspension arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304992
it only makes me wanna push it out
>>53304998
if i could shit in your mouth i would you dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304965
If you're near aan area with nature, then take a shit there (i.e forests, bushes and such) away from the eyes of the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304965
The world is your bathroom, jusr dont get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53304836
Maybe use this time to try kegels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305050
>>53305062
i'm in a crowded train with people breathing in my face and the only saving grace is that i'm leaning against a wall so i can distract myself /here/ with no one looking at my phone
>>53305138
what's a kegel is that a bagel or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys shut up, now I wanna take a shit and I don't even need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305212
Clench your ass tightly, aiming towards your body. Don't sit down. That relaxes your muscles by th ecore and below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305212
This explains it nicely https://www.verywellhealth.com/tightening-your-anal-sphincter-796588

[Anonymous No.]

so why is there no art of the tempus boys shitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305268
Time to kill this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Trainshitter anon, distract yourself with some good music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyJXkKWsxko

[Anonymous No.]

Does /mans/ have an anal fixation or is this a baader-minhof thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305348
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305348
No, it's you who has an anal fixation. Admit and embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

If the anniversary merch ends up being mascot plushies, will you buy any?
I've been saving up just in case...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
i will buy all except vestea. i want a vestie real bad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
Magmite plushy is an instant buy. Maybe the axelotl one as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
Yeah, I'll buy an Axelotl and a Chibi-TRUS at the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305257
i don't think i can relax anything without it leaking
>>53305266
sorry but i ain't clicking on links that have a remote chance of a picture showing someone shitting
>>53305340
thank you vestie this shit slaps
>Trainshitter anon
i am not going to be known as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
I will buy a vestea and turn it into my personal onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
slime, axelotl, magmite are mine. if vg as well then a hakkito

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
by mascot you mean fan representation or like phantom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
I'll get all the fan rep mascots

[Anonymous No.]

>>53302374
god I wish he could molest and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
If i had any, yeah. But probably the anni merch will be delayed a bit until they figure out whats going on with the other 2.
... I doubt they would just drop it in some random stream that isnt the 4 of them collabing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
If the altventurer is squishy I'd get a couple

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305268
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
I want a huge, obese koipanion or I won't buy anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
If Magni doesn't graduate I'll get at least 3 magmites so they can live in a pile on my bed and one axelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305471
Here's something to distract you from shitting, my neighbor has been blasting his music to the point it shakes my room so I'm going to key his truck. Have a nice train ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305562
Please... stop feeding him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305475
Based I'm going to do that with an axelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305257
Damn nta but anxiety’s giving me a tight booty then

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305500
Whatever floats your boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305233
FUCKING DO IT ALREADY. >>53304895 LET IT ALL OUT BABY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
I'm the only anon here that would prefer nuis of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
Phantom, Magmite and the Axelotl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305699
of course a vestie wants to smell farts and watch someone shit.
like oshi like fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>53298577
Nothing because they suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305589
that's nice anon you can also put thumbtacks on his spare tyre. that way you can fuck him up when he's in deep trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305212
brap brap brap brap brap
get shitted get shitted brap brap brap

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305589
Don't do it unless you're sure you won't get caught anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305599

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>>53298577
i once had a sub created by a man with severely bad dental health and dirty hands. never ate at subway again

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305424
Magmites are a must, may get Phantom or a Vestie (not Vestea sorry)

[Anonymous No.]

orgy with guild tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306026
Extremely based post

[Anonymous No.]

>>53297582
Finally, the Altdick and the Altcampingtrip will be only Shinri’s…how dastardly!!

[Anonymous No.]

should i get the hg zeta plus c1 or hold off for next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306122
what? wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper ate Magni's infected toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305799
kys

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper sucked on Magni's infected toe

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper licked Magni's infected toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>53305778
I would but he doesn't have his spare tire anymore because he crashed through the gate a few weeks ago.
>>53305838
This has been going on for months now I simply do not care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306185
wasn't there a movie with a plot like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper fucked Magni's infected toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306262
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, IT'S COMING! I'M GONNA SHIT! TAKE THIS YOU DUMB BASTARD BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

HERE IT COMES GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

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>>53306262
then try doing it to his actual tyres? and you can remove the thumbtacks so he can't find out it's been sabotaged? better than getting caught like what the other anon said

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375
absolutely cursed post
i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375
What in the absolute fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

maybe i was mishearing things but didnt Magni have a bunch of shit cooked up in the bg for the anniversary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306440
yeah, toe tacos

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375

[Anonymous No.]

>>53299230
Magni burning out would be understandable because of the two jobs situation and all the work he put into his 1.5, but Vesper doesn’t do nearly enough to justify it. Half his content is just rambling zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306528
he's also fighting off schizophrenia and manic depression, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306528
It's quite obvious that Vesper does a lot behind the scenes, I have a feeling he's the true leader of Tempus when it comes to arranging things and meetings, future projects etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306562
LMAOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301125
Roll my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306562
>The Roberu is a manager in hololive rrats but with Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306562
ok dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301598
No! Axel is a good boy! A very good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301125
cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306562
this is the best joke itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>53303177
Magni is a Karen who takes too many pain meds and he’s been too fucked up to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306375

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306777
>Magni is a Karen
Well the hairstyle checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306669
Ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306185
Real and true

[Anonymous No.]

>>53301301
yeah... Leader already said it was a break on stream. (a "short little break" too though im not gonna take that too literal and I assume that was just a figure of speech) I'm just chillin and keeping tally like im in prison now
t.vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306425
The brap post scared me from doing it, maybe some other day when I finally go insane, will post pics.

[Anonymous No.]

i shat my pants. you guys have failed me.
thank god i was out of the train and near my home or i will have killed myself out of embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

I'm choosing to believe train shitter anon is Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306562
I’ve never seen someone overdose this hard on copium

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306986
Hot TOT
>>53307000
HOT TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306986
Good job hanging in there. Now you're just like me. For real. For real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53306777
he streamed through a broken back doped up on pain meds with covid though

[Anonymous No.]

I need magni scat porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>53307182
no the fuck you dont kys