/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Everything you hear about these two until their return is completely made up nonsense made by bored mentally ill adult children.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah no shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>"uhhh...fuck. actually, we'd like to change our models back."
>"SAASPENDO SHUU WEEEEKSU!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Yes, I've been on /vt/ before

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Go back to sleep Magni, I'll see you when you go indie again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212128
retard

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>>53212180
ok fine! then I won't see you in your rm stream then! hmph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212180
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>haha guys we weren't suspended btw we bought zweihanders and hunted some boars because le random and we totally we not suspended did i mention that

[Anonymous No.]

What stage of grief are you on currently, maggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
I heard from a trustworthy source that they took turns raping Gura in Japan that's really messed up and explains why Gura is becoming more active now that they're gone

[Anonymous No.]

So they are not fucking Kronii? based

[Anonymous No.]

wish they gangraped my oshi that would be based
my oshi is flayon

[Anonymous No.]

can I get a qrd? I just got off work so Idk what I missed

[Anonymous No.]

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET GRADUATED GET GRADUATED GET GRADUATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213277
Vesper Magni have been suspended because they were caught double penetrating Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213277
Only thing we know:
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212879
I heard she wants to keep the baby though

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
poking you wannabe tranny jannies with a stick and watching you lose your shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213485
I'm both Vesper and Magni

[Anonymous No.]

Probably more "disrespect" towards staff.
Magni doesn't give a fuck if he's fired, and Vesper admitted he used to be a Gamer(with a capital G)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Am not a fan of tempus but even I don't listen to the rrats till there's proofs.

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>>53213497
ah gotcha, thank you. rrats should be good for the next few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Why do both their models look worse

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>>53212180
>>53212746
This anon is cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213783
>a Gamer(with a capital G)
What the fuck does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Of course. But everyone hates them so much that even rrats become entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
>1 year anniveersry coming up
>Gets suspended
>Axel still free

[Anonymous No.]

They were caught Effiel Towering that crossdressing vampire boy that Vesper hangs with.
Alternatively they were caught being Effiel towered by said crossdressing vampire boy and an astolfo cosplayer in Magnis retinue.

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>>53211753
i bet they got drunk and lost in an island

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>>53214765
He called management slurs again.

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess I shouldn't believe the rumor they came out as straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
>Until their return
Oh anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213336
Is the plap coming from the femanon's fat ass slapping against his pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53214765
He says the N word with a capital N

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>>53211753
Well anon if you are so smart and well informed then enlighten us, what DID actually happen?

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>>53211753
what return? we are in the investigation before termination phase.

[Anonymous No.]

goofy asf looking niggas

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>>53216294
Magni wrapped his car around a tree again while Nowa was giving him road head

[Anonymous No.]

>>53216113
No, it's from Magnis juicy buttlocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Yeah? Vesper's first suspension was the most fun this board had been in months. Fucking great to have round 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217187
as much as i want it to be, it doesn't look like one otherwise they would've outright said it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217553
What if it's worse than last time?

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>>53217632
doubt it, termination and graduation announcements made by cover just outright say it. Nothing like Niji's.. if anything, they probably ended up in a terrible IRL accident

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, I'm sorry to break the illusion but almost 60-70% of us /here/ are joking and are doing all this for shits and giggles. I know it's hard to tell when all the fun is diluted by actually mentally ill people but the only way to stay sane is to assume everything is a shitpost until you can totally prove that the anon in question is mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

okay who raped who this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Not just them. Everything people were just rrating about with Shinri was wrong kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
yeah sorry that was me, got em pregante

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>>53216193
Nintendo?

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>>53211753
thanks captain obvious, first time on /vt/ retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217957
Go back sister

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>>53218568
does it make you feel very emasculated knowing you want us to go back yet can't do anything about it? Does it bring an immense feeling of defeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218075
DP on Bae.

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>>53218507
No the word you’re looking for is “nigger”, you know, the same word we spam in chat when a girl’s sleeve rolls up during a handcam stream and reveals that she is a darkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217957
>60-70% of us /here/ are joking and are doing all this for shits and giggles
Not me. Anime girls and boys are serious business and I will not sit idly by while people hold opinions about them that I disagree with.

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>>53217957
Lmao it’s cute that you think this, sisters always come up with the funniest copes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218568
>>53218812
found the mentally ill folk

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>>53218746
i disagree with you and i will now proceed to argue with you and call you mean words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218903
That’s everyone here idiot, you’ve diluted yourself into thinking we’re just joking when we aren’t, we genuinely hate these faggots and hope they get terminated

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218568
Why should I do anything some societal reject tells me? "G-g-go back" no. What now retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213270
>>53213336
>>53214995
>>53215838
>>53216794
>>53218454
gay

[Anonymous No.]

Probably had something to do with them trying to jump ship with Mythic

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Wow vesper is typing ALL of it? Based !

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219027
hi, a third party here, you are all social rejects, everyone who use this site are social rejects, telling yourself you are not is a delusion and literally pot calling kettle black.

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>>53211753
every single word of it is true. fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217957
Well that's half true. We're still mentally ill just schizo in different ways

[Anonymous No.]

Current state of Tempus HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
I have it on good authority that Vesper typed out the entire Navy Seal copypasta in a chat with management and they didn't get it and took it as a threat and that's how he got suspended.
Magni posted dickpics in discord or somehting idfk

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>>53218568
There is no "going back". It's the dumbest phrase that's stuck around here. This is the internet, not a physical place. No one "goes" anywhere, people are able to post on multiple websites at once and we are all anonymous so you'll never be able to even tell if someone "left" at all.

In short you're retarded and so is everyone else who parrots that phrase

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219486
go back asap, gay retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219721
Close your mouth Anon, you're drooling on your keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
but they really did get robbed, trust me bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219198
no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>we
nigga that's just (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219721
You're like a sophist, you just spout popular phrases and opinions to try and fit in and sound smart. You dont even know what "go back" means

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>diluted
lmao. Also, sucks you weren't in on the joke that most people here are just pretending. You went and got real world angry about something for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>diluted
it's deluded you fucking idiot
>we genuinely hate these faggots and hope they get terminated
and im sorry that you're a fucking deadbeat loser who isn't as entertaining as an actual male flesh streamer. Now what? Get fucked and keep seething asswipe that's all you're good for

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>we
do not speak for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218568
Who knew three words could make the sisters seethe so much. Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
who's "we"?

[Anonymous No.]

They are not suspended, they are on strike, and Holopro as an agency company had to say something when they don't stream or tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>magni fight with vesper because he wanted to remodel too.
This what happen, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53220811
Why would they say something so soon if that were the case? Both of them just recently streamed and any contractual disagreements could get worked out before setting off any alarm bells in public. Gura, Ayame, and others don't stream for weeks at a time sometimes and there's not always an announcement to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53220811
to be on strike you have to be a valuable asset to begin with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53220811
funny if true

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper got in trouble for masturbating to Gura's streams.
Magni got in trouble for recording it and sending the footage to Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53221634
>Vesper got in trouble for masturbating to Gura's streams.
based old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213497
Never a dull moment with Tempiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53214860
Axel has JP privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
The amount of defence force and coping indicate a terminaison though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222453
Yeah, these homositters realy are trying hart to denfense their faggods. So trru, broder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Kek, get fucked vesties and maglords. It’s your turn to be ridiculed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Tell is what warants a statement from cover that they're suspending all their activities until further notice then
Note that whatever bullshit excuse you might come up for 1 of them you'll need to find a equally as bullshit excuse for the other

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe those heckin' homo fans keep disproving our rrats! It's not fair, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222453
What's terminaison

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222960
They 69'd in front of a crowd at AX while chanting YABBA DABBA DOO

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>>53212084
Did you just say weeks weeks you retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222661
Hey, we already said that the party is only after the actual anouncement not for the anouncement of the anouncement. Why are you getting drunk already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53223288
frogspeak

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222453
rrat peddlers and defense force from a single, vague tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
t.bored mentally ill adult child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53223288
Terminaison nerveuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

[Anonymous No.]

>>53223911
Most fun tempus provided since their debut, you need to enjoy it. at least they are popular in that department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224416
I believe all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224444
it's why im here im in this fuckforsaken place in the first place!

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>>53211753
>return
Lol

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>>53224416
>>dug the hole in minecraft

This one is believable. I can imagine Vesper just being bored and autistically just digging a 1x1 hole downward in Minecraft just to see how far it can go without encountering lava or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224667
Hold my beer brother.

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>>53211753
Magni really is pregnant. Vesper's suspended for trying to kill Altare. Mystery solved, boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213485
>deleted
>isreal

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>>53211753
why else would they announce it on the holopro channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
You should be happy that someone is finally talking about their otherwise irrelevant asses, troony OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217957
>>53219024
FUCKING-
ITS DELUDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>53220811
why are ayame, shion, aqua... not suspended then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Opbp

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>>53224416
meniere is not transmissible you dumb dmb

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>We
You're not me, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53221810
Again, I ask for that fic of Vesper and Gura being forced to be nice to each other in a remote cabin

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder.... everytime they get punished cover releases a formal statement, not a fukin twit. I bet youtube striked their channels at once lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224416
This is not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper and Magni were banned for the Vesper in a jar incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>53222960
My rrat would be "another argument with management only both Vesper and Magni had sided against the manager/staff."

The "until further notice" thing is kind of ominous but I don't recall, when Vesper got suspended (the first time) did they say precisely how long he'd be away? Or just that he'd be gone for a while? Might be a relevant difference/detail.

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>>53228106
They said he was suspended for two weeks due to internal misconduct. Them being vague this time and locking them from all their accounts sounds like they’re doing some kind of investigation into those accounts and don’t want interference from the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53228106
That wouldn't make sense. They were transparent before, presumably they'd be transparent again if that was the case. They didn't say "until further notice" they said "for a while" implying even Cover doesn't know how long it'll be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
No shit.
>>53212031
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>you’ve diluted yourself
That has to be the lowest iq post I've read in a while .

[Anonymous No.]

>>53228400
That doesn't sound good, and I guess if it ends up bad Vesper will probably be on Strike 2, or they'll outright just boot him out the door if they think he's more trouble than its worth

[Anonymous No.]

They said the same about Aloe.

[Anonymous No.]

altare & axel:
>Don't worry guys no need worry about it. We'll still be streaming and please support the other boys
yikes, and you expect people to not make rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212930
>>53211753
That's funny because /vt/ is a cesspit for losers who flunked out of school/life and are vilified no matter where they try to fit in

Explain why hlgg is nothing but frothing Gachikoi drool top to fucking bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Enjoy the taste of your own medicine

[Anonymous No.]

>>53213783
>Vesper admitted he used to be a Gamer(with a capital G)
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Sure, sister.
Still doesn't change the fact that something big enough to warrant an official notice happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53230558
You also post on /vt/ so I guess that you are too

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Don't care, terminate them and the branch because this shitshow is regardless a stain on Hololive image

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219024
>We
Roru
Rumao even

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
All me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224416
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream

That's BlueisekaiHero a.k.a Regis Altare actually .

[Anonymous No.]

>>53230759
Keep seething anon

[Anonymous No.]

Magni and Vesper are currently in Africa. They will become warlords and start the brand new Hololive and Holostars AF branches with the help of Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
In both directions yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
what the FUCK is that on the left???

[Anonymous No.]

>>53231099
Death to the UPLA!

[Anonymous No.]

How fucking funny would it be if holo spent all that money in their revamped/new models only for both of them to do something so stupid it gets them fired? And to happen after pako is brought back in such a heartfelt way for a new model. Holy shit, what a magical possibility.

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>>53233222
the pako curse....

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219996
>>53220075
>>53220099
>>53220264
>>53220503
>>53226174
>>53226446
>>53229600
>>53230867
Go back to /mans/, trannysisters, what you are doing is not supporting The Cause.

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>>53233222
They should just let Pako be a guest chuuba or something at that point and keep 100% of the SCs to try to make up for the fact everything he touches dies.

Or... get him to make a new Mori or Ollie model... hmmm..

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233716
please make it Mori so she is taken by the curse too

[Anonymous No.]

Two options:
>trying to hard ball Cover and playing chicken with their contracts
>they went to a con together in America and their phones got stolen/mugged, so they can't stream until they get new ones shipped from Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233716
>Or... get him to make a new Mori or Ollie model... hmmm..
Let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233824
I feel like stolen phones isn't something that would make Altare go "please support Tempus" or keep it under wraps that bad but who knows.

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>>53233824
>trying to hard ball Cover and playing chicken with their contracts

Or, an even dumber reason: the two of them legit fucking forgot to sign their contracts, but did make it clear they intend to renew, so Cover is putting isn't letting them stream out of contract until they get all their ducks in a row.

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>>53233824
I thought these fucks were making bank? They can't even buy a single phone to stream from? They must really fucking hate their fans to not want to buy something as easy as a phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234194
Even if the phone thing was true, it's not as if these 2 idiots can just go to a store and buy new phones. Cover would have to get the phones themselves and set it up to their specifications, recover their accounts, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

they probably went to AX together and did some groomer shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234313
what if they went to AX cosplaying as themselves or some shit like that and cover found out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234364
entirely possible. I firmly believe they did some stupid shit together off stream / offcollab

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care, I want them gone. Blondesexpest and Bluegigahomo too.

[Anonymous No.]

why is everyone so obsessed with homos?
did anyone here even watch them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234630
>did anyone here even watch them?
no, but gossip is human nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
We know, but thank you for the reminder, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

if it was just about them losing their phone, I don't see why all their activities had to be stopped. You don't need a model or a phone to tweet stuff. Pretty sure management has access to the accounts as well.

To me it looks like shit's brewing, but they don't know yet who to blame, or whether it's worthy of a suspension or termination, and they just want both of them to shut up for now until they've decided on what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234762
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE!
LOUDER FOR THR PEOPLE IN THE VICINITY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234095
this is actually kinda believable, would explain why both of them "stopped activities" at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53234095
Surprisingly believable rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
Lol, they got suspended from activities and no amount of cope will change that Vesper fucked up twice in under a year. Your fags aren't cut out for this simple shit. This is just like Rushia, meaning they stopped their work to investigate them. I enjoy fagsisters damage controlling though and look forward to termination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233824
>trying to hard ball Cover and playing chicken with their contracts
would make sense especially with their leverage with mythic

[Anonymous No.]

possible reasons:

1. "further investigating" something after some hints (like in rushia's case) that made cover need time to think how to handle things
2. accident, jail, medical issue, or some other IRL event
3. security-related, like lost phone or compromised account that require cover to handle possible info or security leak
4. contract-related issues, like not fulfilling contractual duties or NDA violation or something else
5. management or staff-related issues, like being combative with staff or not answering messages or new EN manager assigned to them actually fucked up
6. new model-related issue, like something stupid like not allowing them to stream until everyone else gets updated or a contract thing

any combination of the above possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
We know the real reason their both suspended.
Tempus drama discord leak:
https://files.catbox.moe/10aiat.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>53238915
Bruh make a transcript, I'm not listening to 3 minutes of fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>53219721
Nah I'll keep this tab open just to keep you seething retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53238915
homosisters not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53223437
Did you just try to read japanese as english retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53238617
By the gloomy tone of Altaire it sounded like they had an accident

[Anonymous No.]

why is it always these two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53214995
The talents don't get suspended for having sex. There wouldn't be a single streamer left in hololive if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53218729
But that's not a capital N.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53241746
It sounded more like he’s just tired of these two retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
so the two of them are speculating about themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53238617
2 and 3 sounds like the most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233334
>seething so hard the itroon-schizo breaks character
HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212043
>>53212031
>>53211753
>>53229249
Reminder that god hates faggots and both of these homos are gonna burn in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>53244103
Based christian chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>53242529
my special oshi said she was a virgin!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
They both fucked Gura and noone knows who is dad. They are on good terms, so they decided to both be. Gura returned after successful labor, so now it od their turn to take care of the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>53246684
i belieb

[Anonymous No.]

>>53233716
I'll take Vespers new model and channel quite happily.
Cover saves the money and Pako gets someone who isn't a total menhara to run one of his designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53217957

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>>53248798
What the fuck, that isn't Descartes, it's Thomas Jefferson.

[Anonymous No.]

wait they got suspended again? what's wrong with holo boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Breach of contract.
Terminations by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53248579
Anon you are on /vt/ you disqualify as not being a mehera right away. Also you want to be a male Vtuber, that also disqualify you.

[Anonymous No.]

I severely doubt anything bad happened like "oh they broke contact" otherwise Cover would have stated it. They just said their activities are temporarily suspended and left it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53241746
Nah, it sounded a bit disappointed but if it was an accident he wouldn't have made a stream. Also he said that neither he or the rest of the members know what's going on, and they don't wanna say the little they do know. And by looking at the RMs it looks like some of them are a bit salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53258984
I'm already a vtuber and the only thing 4chan has ever said about me is that I'm male
I don't even get my own schizo unlike other smaller male vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>53223437
kek this dumbfuck read Janglish as Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>53262988
I’ll be your dedicated schizo if you give me a name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53263133
I appreciate the offer. But I'd prefer a schizo to emerge organically

[Anonymous No.]

>>53262988
you need a 5guys moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53263266
5girls would be preferred

[Anonymous No.]

>>53224416
>>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
Will never not be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>mentally ill adult children.
Isn't that what the people in the OP pic are

[Anonymous No.]

>>53263205
fucking millennials wanting organic artisanal schizos with their avocado toast and non-blood diamonds these days

[Anonymous No.]

i don't followed homostars drama, i only watch their clips.
What did they do? vesper calling his manager a nigger was pretty base, is this worse or nothinburger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53264304
last time vesper got suspended it was announced as a suspension, this announcement didn't say that, just that activities will be stopped for a while so it could be anything from complete nothingburger to whatever darkness lurks in the hearts of schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>53264268
I wouldn't want you to waste your time on schizoing someone when your heart isn't in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53264304
We don't know. All we got was they'll be gone "for a while" in an official announcement and Altare saying Tempus can share the information they know but are choosing to stay quiet for privacy reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53230759
Do you always look at people like a statistic numbernig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53266936
I like how Magni's rm is completely fine tho, really makes you think what he's cooking behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53211753
>work for a company for a year
>spent half that time suspended or having melties
>another 40% doing low effort shitpost streams with mspaint thumbnails just blabbering into iphone mic from your bathroom
>only 10% actually doing what you were hired for

sure Vespie, i'm the mentally ill one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53267065
That's nothing new. He's been active on there since around January. NotVesper has been uncharacteristically more active, by which I mean 2 tweets and 1 like since May. May should be around when their contract renewals should've happened but the tweets seem unrelated so it's probably just be a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212093
That’s good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53212043
This