/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Silly Edition

Last thread: >>53176907

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53182955
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53182805
Why does he want Hakka to visit him so bad

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>>53182964
amen
I love my chuuni bro

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER LOVE

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>>53182955
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[Anonymous No.]

>magni goes missing
>vesper goes missing
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Magni leaked tier 5 membership content by saying something nice to magmites. he's being fined for 1000's of magcoins.
Vesper Noir went camping to avoid doing karaoke and won't return until he doesn't have to sing.

[Anonymous No.]

OK rrat that makes the most sense
the are being investigated for braking NDAs, at some point they showed their new models to people who wasn't suppose to see them
If it's this one, they are fucked!

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The more I think about, the more I'm convinced it's a legit suspension

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>>53182840
That's the neat part, you don't
It's exclusive for Tempus members

[Anonymous No.]

Oh pretty

[Anonymous No.]

love my retarded jobber jester and his equally retarded hot twin brother and hope their moving arc goes well

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>>53183023
>for braking NDAs
Not even your English makes sense

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>>53183022
anon. even behind spoilers, you should not post membership content.

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>>53183034
Yes, its just worded vagally to avoid the shit show that happened last time.

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Anons of /MANS/, let's all just calm down and analyze the situation with what we know.
Let us try to deduce at least some part of what's going on to stifle the growth of rrats.

>Not A Suspension
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1593882622094032896?lang=en
We have had precedence of a suspension occuring before in TEMPUS, that being Vesper's with which came an formal notice citing a reason (internal misconduct) and a definite date of return (2 weeks since). Vesper's original suspension was announced without little delay, leaving no room for him to be uncharacteristically missing before his suspension period.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506
According to the recent announcement however, neither reason nor duration were stated for either of the talents.
The announcement itself was posted almost 3 days after BOTH Vesper and Magni missed their scheduled collab stream as well as their own individual streams up until the announcement. Considering the above, this implies that none of the talents had committed any actions that would invoke a suspension while missing the streams and that the decision to send the new announcement was decided upon after the fact. The sudden disappearances of both Magni and Vesper with no updates despite their schedules also suggests that this was not foreseen by the either the talents or management.

>Not The Usual Reasons
Regular and mundane reasons such as health issues, tech issues and such that would interfere would streaming of either members would have been addressed by the talents themselves either in advance or without delay. This did not happen with either talent. The official hololive account has not mentioned any such mundane reason either, suggesting that these are not the case.

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>>53183064
i will now start to anti flayon

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>>53183085
NDAs, or non-disclosure agreements, are legally enforceable contracts that create a confidential relationship between a person who has sensitive information and a person who will gain access to that information. A confidential relationship means one or both parties has a duty not to share that information.

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>>53183151
do we have bots now?

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>>53183023
1. Learn English you fucking retarded 3rd worlder dramatranny.
2. Rushia broke NDA by leaking shit and she was fired in under 24 hours. She had no "short hiatus". And then Cover took over every Holo's accounts and scrubbed through literally everyone's DMs, halting streams (Altare just had one).
Stop being fucking retarded.

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ride or die team!

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>>53183149
About fucking time, that red faggot deserves all the hate in this world

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>>53182955
Thanks for the fast bake

>>53182964
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

talking about mechabirb collab, I think it would be faster to meet in japan at the end of this year than hakka going to flay's home. and you know why...

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I love my oshi

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>>53182123
No anon, if it makes your dick hard then it's never gay! Keep that in mind!

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How is it that the >The spic the most foul-mouthed, unhinged, and downright unfiltered motherfucker, right next to the dingo man, has been more well behaved and respectful than Vesper and Magni?
Who the fuck hest suspended twice in one year, what the fuck.

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>>53183224
>retarded
A lot of fags here are just new and also retarded

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>>53183184
10/10 would read

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>>53183253
is it because flayon is too tall to enter hakka's house? not everyone in tempus is as tall as hakka :/

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>>53183224
Dramafags dont watch streams(be it holo or stars) anon, we already know this.

[Anonymous No.]

ESL samefags have appeared in record time compared to suspension arc and Japan, holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

the car he bought was real shit huh

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>>53183324
anon... baka anon!!

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>>53183110
My personal rrat is that I think they’re on strike because of a contract dispute

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Vesper and Magni Do America

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I just heard the news Vesties and Magnemites... My condolences

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No... don't end stream....

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>>53183224
>Rushia broke NDA by leaking shit and she was fired in under 24 hours. She had no "short hiatus". And then Cover took over every Holo's accounts and scrubbed through literally everyone's DMs, halting streams (Altare just had one).
>Stop being fucking retarded.
Not esl, just bathroom typing at work, also I didn't know that's what happed with the Rushia situation

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ALTARE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE SCHIZOS PLEASE DON'T

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>>53183295
>spic
>most well-behaved in a foreign company
well ofc, they have it rough back at their home/country, trynna make the most out of all the opportunities they get

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NOOO DON'T END
THE MENHERA

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>>53183365
As a ESL /MANS/ regular i feel offended.
This tourist are pretty funny with how wrong they are tho, pretty funny stuff.

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>>53183421
I'm America

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>>53183486
fuck America

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>>53183520
I'm trying...

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>>53183295
Hakka was holding down a day job while also being a Holostar for the first few months. He's easily one of the most stable, responsible members of Tempus.

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>>53182983
hakka wants to visit him more

[Anonymous No.]

Jeffrey waiting room’s up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdn0OuhdGPI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdn0OuhdGPI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdn0OuhdGPI

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>>53183425
Are there actually nousagi that are Tempus fans as well.

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Altare just said
>it's a break
>the boys don't have a lot of info
>keeping it themselves for privacy concerns

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>>53183580
thank god. no more schizos. just good ol' strat-o-matic

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>>53183580
>Live in 25 Hours
Jeffrey...

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>>53183103
Vaguely, ESL anon.

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what if mechabird doesn't have any collab like 3 months after their off collab... just like begni...

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>>53183589
yes. i like her because haha funny rabbit, not because i care about unicorns or whatever

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He said they don’t know much, don’t ask other boys

[Anonymous No.]

that made me even more worried

[Anonymous No.]

YEP, THEY'RE FUCKED
DAMN IT ALLL

[Anonymous No.]

blue fuck, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>53183544
Well, try harder! Herr Fuhrer is disappointed at your lack of progress.

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>>53183580
>not even jeffrey is streaming today
owari da....

[Anonymous No.]

death in the family. has to be

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God I feel so much better, thanks Altare...

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>>53182964
Amen.

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>>53183606
Ok, KALM

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>>53183710
in both?

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Altare said they don't know much, so don't bother the other boys.

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>>53183580
Keeping this meme alive all this time is just so funny to me, it makes me smile for some reason.

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Wave back faggots

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>>53183606
>privacy
Is it an internal argument?

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>>53183649
Based

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>>53183677
Me too :(

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>>53183741
Vesper is supposedly close with Magni's family

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>>53183710
>>53183741
I'm guessing it on magni side and happened when vesper flew there for thier offcollab so he there for him.

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>>53183741
Yeah, Magni and Vesper married a while ago, so Vesper's family is Magni's family too now

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>>53183589
Peko dragged me into this hell and is the only one I watched from the JP side in these 3 short years

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>>53183741
Magni wasnt joking when he called Vesper his family

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>>53183606
I'm actually really grateful he said something

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>>53183719
More genderbend betsy please.

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>>53183789
Please at least make it less obvious that you don't watch streams

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>>53183743
>Altare said they don't know much, so don't bother the other boys.

Everyone, repost this through out the day please

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>>53183606
>a break
Didn't he call Ves' suspension a break too?

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magnoirs so fucking real jesus Christ

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>>53183885
kek

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>>53183872
no? he literally said vesper deserved it but would be baxk

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>>53183789
no

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>>53183606
It sounds like they unironically went on a vacation at this point it IS the middle of the summer too

That's the most logical answer I have.
Cover isn't scared to say someone was suspended, this isn't N*j*.
And they obviously aren't sick or something because they LOVE to make Covid announcements.
It's literally probably just a vacation or some shit
>Around the 1 year?
Probably shittily planned, who knows. But nothing else makes sense that isn't total retard catalognigger fanfiction

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>>53183741
They are married.

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>>53183838
>>53183785
Magnoir are like actual brothers..

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>>53183885
can you retards stop shipping irl people for five seconds when serious shit is going on jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the Demi-Fiend of Tempus? Can he do a Freikugel?

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>>53183872
No retard

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>>53183807
Peko + Flay, how?

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>>53183904
>he literally said vesper deserved it
that’s magni

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>>53183606
Oh he actually said something? Can't be that serious then

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>>53183606
This doesn't make "me' feel better because I can read between the lines, but it's good he addressed it for the fandom.

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>anons itt didnt watch Magni's menhera maid menshi or the loopstation where he talked about the magnoir off collab

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>>53183944
anon vtubers aren't real......

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>>53183944
Anon, they're married irl. Please watch streams.

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>>53183295
Axel, Hakka and Leader are unironically living the dream. It's either this or going back to low income jobs.
I don't know about Flayon, but Shinri should be able to get by even though he has it rough, Bettel is white.

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>>53183984
Yea and what do the words in-between the lines say?
You're a fucking retarded paranoid schizo?

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>>53183984
What lines are you reading??

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>>53183606
I'll take this and log off, have a good day, /mans/ o7

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>>53183984
>read between the lines
You know that means you are just assuming right?

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>>53183985
no, i did, i’m just not retarded enough to go OMG SHIPPING THEYRE SO MARRIED!!!!! when people are talking about serious stuff

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>>53183606
ITS OVER!

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>>53183295
If you have no proof it's a suspension then stop calling it one you traumatized nijinigger

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>>53184057
o7 Sane anon

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>>53183870
add it as a temporary commandment 0
>0. Why hasn't Tempus talked about-
>By Tempus Guild leader Regis Altare's decree, thou shalt not speculate upon the disappearance of Noir Vesper and Magni Dezmond, and respect their privacy until more information is given directly by Cover or the parties afflicted.

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with that news i guess it's safe and respectful for a vesyume like me to dream of Vesper molesting me

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>>53184022
>Bettel is white
Bettel is the blackest Star

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>>53183846
God in an alternate timeline where Betsy of EN3 was real, I would pray everyday where she tries stand up comedy but ends up pissing and embarassing herself on stage and everyone just throws tomatoes. Eventually people get up on stage and

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>>53183606
>it's a break
Thank god
>the boys don't have a lot of info
>keeping it themselves for privacy concerns
Oh god

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>>53184137
isn't that just a black hole?

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>>53184072
sisters have no idea what actual friendships between men, even platonic ones between faggots, look like

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>>53184166
super massive betthole

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>>53184072
where did i say anything about shipping, schizo

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>>53184117
Invoking the zero protocol?!? If the Leader so wishes thy will be done!

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https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1678435249540460544

cute ESL

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>>53182964
Aiat

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I'm glad he told everyone not to bother the other boys and addressed it when there was no room for people to speculate in chat and disrupt his stream. It's not their responsibility to do PR for Magni and Vesper.

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>>53183606
GRUDGEPOSTER I SUMMON YOU. ANOTHER NOTHINGBURGER HAS ARRIVED.

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>>53183973
I just love chuubas that legitimately love streaming
>>53184022
Same as the first 3, he loves being in Stars and financially he's fine too. He's just a poorfag that's saving most of his money for the future and emergencies, if things get dire he said he'd just get a part time job to be able to stay in Stars

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>>53184193
ToT

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>>53183944
I'm actually curious, not saying Ves and Mag are in a romantic relationship or anything, but what would happen if Cover ever found out two of their talents were dating or sleeping together? Would that be something they could get in trouble over?

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>>53183425
>magnemite
Nice

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>>53184132
ive been fantasizing about this even before the suspension arc

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just woke up god damn it you cant do this to me again man

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Well I'll choose to trust Altare saying it's just a break (someone with insider knowledge) over dramaniggers and tourists here who can barely speak English desperately spamming about it being a suspension

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Reminder that Magni Desmond has said, on stream, in front of hundreds of viewers "Okay, Watch this"
I think that's all that needs to be said on the matter

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>>53184193
>that one SC calling him "Gaping Betthole"

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>>53184262
No? They're allowed to date each other, just not management.

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>>53184262
no. it’s an open secret that some of the girls have fucked or dated, but it’s off topic to this thread

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>>53184166
ₐ ₛᵤₚₑᵣ ₘₐₛₛᵢᵥₑ ᵦₗₐcₖ ₕₒₗₑ

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Vespy just had a lil mental breakdown again, its fine everyone~
>>53184313
Wait....really?

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>>53184268
Hey vestie. Wanna see your papa Noir? He's having dinner at our place.

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>>53184255
Not until they're both back

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>>53184281
that's a bold statement. need to see what comes from this

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>>53183606
>>keeping it themselves for privacy concerns
So they got monkeypox after doing chemsex with Connor during AX

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>>53184277
i mean you should probably trust the words/behavior of their actual coworkers over SEAfags any day of the week

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>>53184144
EN3 is coming.She is gonna be blue, funny and hee hee haw haw aka Peko/Kobo, Also When Bettel and her collab the world shall implode

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>>53183606
Just a casual break when the Anni is coming up nothing to worry about

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>>53184326
Each other?

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>>53184025
YES I AM, DEAL!
I think they are in big trouble and the higher ups are keeping it quiet till after the anniversary

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>>53184261
>I just love chuubas that legitimately love streaming
Fair enough.

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>>53183606
I want to believe him but the timing and menhera dingo makes it hard.

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>>53184337
Show me!

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>>53184414
yes, JP side

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>>53184436
vestie no! Have you learned nothing from all the machiroons?!?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, Uyu seems kinda crazy. I want him and Altare to collab.

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>>53184433
Axel has been menhera over irl stuff for a while, he has the rest of the boys for support so it'll pass

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>>53184415
Yea, the same hire ups that immedietly went to the COVER official JP twitter and immedietly tweeted out a suspension (in Japanese first too).
...
I DO hope you realize these "hire ups" are Japanese in the JP branch... Surely we all aren't THIS new.

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>>53184337
A Seafag AIEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53184444
All of JP with Ame

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>>53184503
>hire ups
go to sleep, SEAfag

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up after 16 hours of sleep and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.]

the suspension arc genuinely hurt my quality of life im ngmi if both my oshis disappear for longer than a few days

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>>53184560
shouldn't you be dead?

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>>53183918
>But nothing else makes sense that isn't total retard catalognigger fanfiction
Taking a vacation this close to the Anni IS retard fanfiction, especially one that necessitates them not tweeting or being able to assuage any concerns they will miss it

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>>53184503
Higher ups. Jesus fucking Christ the ESL in this one thread alone is staggering

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>>53184560
Isn't the lack of anything happening the issue

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>>53184355
>after doing chemsex with Connor
Why is this man such a menace?

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You should all write hardcore fics to cope haha

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>>53183606
>privacy concerns
So it's not a "break". Which one of you shcizo break into their house and steal their underware ?????

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>>53184654
I hope there are some sex scenes in it ToT

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>Bettel is the next one streaming
I'm actually hyped. It's going to be interesting how he's handling this.
Clownman loves to goof around but he's hella competent. Probably applies to all of VG to be honest.

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>>53184654
Get ready for the drawfag drought.

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Wouldn't it be so funny if we got Yoidore Shirazu to 1 million before the anniversary to cheer up Axel haha

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>>53183375
What car?

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>>53184638
Hey at least this ESL, is defending the boys. Hard to think in multiple languages when emotional please anderstando.

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/MANS/ There is only one way to truly deal with these questions and concerns you have. And that's to make more fanart and fanworks. Not just of the two in question, but all the boys.

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>>53184709
no…NO

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>>53184723
I've forgotten how to draw since the announcement

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>>53184699
>I'm actually hyped. It's going to be interesting how he's handling this.
What the fuck is your problem

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>>53184646
KEK

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>>53184723
my heart is shattering into a million pieces but i will try my best

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>>53184699
it's a zatsu too, no game to focus on

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>>53184709
it's ok dollarstore drawanon is here to save the day

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Alright anons, im just gonna do what leader says and dont think about it, imma work and do college shit and watch shinri to heal my soul, see you later o7

[Anonymous No.]

Hello men lovers, I heard about recent developments and I'm sorry to hear about it. Hopefully Magni and Vesper are fine and everything will be back to normal soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Aniki drop more lore recently? I need inspiration for my next fightfic greentext. In lieu of the current state of affairs i am gonna repost my Magnoir greentext.

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>>53184262
I'll go ahead and let you in on something my friend, a few of the JP talents as far as the girls go, have openly admitted to having make out sessions with eachother . They've never gone super into detail as to how far they went, but they have gone on record saying it's too "spicy" for YouTube. Granted, I don't think that people are surprised some of the holotalents are lesbians, but I guarantee it's happened at some point.
Cover doesn't really care what they do in their own time.

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>>53184626
Bettel said him and Magni planned their offcollab arc on a whim 2 nights before on a discord call at night and decided to "just do it'.
You can't rule out a spontaneous vacation.

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>>53184436
>*stuffs you in a bag*
>*throws you in van*
>*drives off*
>*Few hours later you're tied to a chair, naked, in a dark room*
>Yo Altare look at this sweet boy I got for you.
>Good job Risu senpai. You may go find my next victim now.
>You fancy anyone in particular?
>Yes. Find the saplings.
>Got it.
>She leaves as the van speeds away
Sorry Vestie. He's not here *cracks whip* Now would you like to know how Vesper died and why they found semen inside his eyes?

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>>53184722
It’s cool that you can speak many languages, but I’m still going to shit on you for ESL mistakes especially when you used that word multiple times

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>>53184892
Why the official announcment, why the halt to twitter activity? Come on think.

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>>53184899
>implying there isn't always at least a little semen in Vesper's eyes

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>>53184723
i plan on being ballsy and making a piece with magni and vesper and having it be a really painfully obnoxious reference to kusaregedou chocolate by pinocchio-p

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>>53184876
>Vesper wakes, his wounds already beginning to mend
>He survey his surrounding the signs of battle littered the guild hall
>He recalled the five invaders, beings of myth
>wielding power he havent seen since days of legends past
>Yet now two lay dead, while three was missing.
>Sat up right on the floor by a pillar,barely, was Altare, a bloodied mess remains of where his right arm used to be
>Axel sat across him legs clearly broken in several places
>They both worn grim expressions on their faces
>Vesper followed their gaze to find Magni, 4 out of 6 arms on his glove cloak
>either shattered or broken in so many places only a vague semblance of an arm remains
>Vesper, with great effort rush over to check for a pulse
>Magni was still alive, his breath shallow, pulse getting fainter by the second
>It was clear he was at deaths door, time it seem have won again.
>Vesper was once again reminded of her promise to him, he still remember it like it was yestarday
>The warden sat imperious atop her throne, the colossal clock behind tick ever forward.
>Listen well, abomination, you who live outside of time, my promise to you, i will take everything from you.
>With Magni dying in his arms Vesper could hear her mocking laughter
>"Dez...wake up" he said, with tears rolling down his cheeks, his lips trembled.
>Memories of happier times, assaulted Vesper in waves, each wave washing away his core
>Why he did it, he could not tell you, maybe it was at the thought of her winning
>Or of losing another precious friend, one could even say it was out of selfishness
>Who could say? What was undoubtly true was this deed Vesper will come to regret.
>Grief-stricken, reason having long since left Vesper
>Vesper bite into Magni's neck, bestowing his curse.
To be continued

[Anonymous No.]

god DAMN this thread is too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184723
I have about 5 drawings I need to do before the anniversary and that alone is making me schizo
>>53184866
Thanks for the flower touristchan

[Anonymous No.]

>>53183606
Did he say when they'll be back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185013
nope

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder which one of them is a bad influence on another. Giving the current situation and the dinner tweets, they seem to be very buddy-buddy about this stuff. The only question is which one is the instigator and which one lets himself be influenced.
Knowing how easily Vesper gets swayed about stuff... Vesper is Theoden and Magni is his fucking Grima Wormtongue isn't he jeeeeesus christ....

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185043
Vesper and Magni are in a toxic codependent relationship with each other ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184866
thanks travelling marippet, i enjoy your doll girl a lot, her asmr vods always help me chill so i think i'm gonna go do that to cope, have a good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184899
>Treerat works for Leader
oh no OH NO.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe Altare but Magni telling people to look out for themselves and stop donating so much and being more distant felt like him pulling back

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184799
This hobby is for entertainment.
The ups and downs are all entertainment. We're all watching internet clowns. Why wallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185043
no idea what the reference is in the second half but i do think they enable the worst parts of each other in a lot of ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184978
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

magnoir love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184945
>Magni and Bettel randomly decided to spend a week together
>Magni and Vesper randomly decide to spend a week together
>They don't want to do Holo shit so they tell managers they want a week vacation
Is it that hard to comprehend?
I know you desperately want your
>THEY LEAKED THEIR DESIGNS BEFORE SHOWING THEM THEY BROKE NDA SUSPENSION GRADUATION FIRING
to be true but live in reality

[Anonymous No.]

>it’s a vacation!
>they planned an offcollab!
>it’s anime convention no. 10393!
>they both got covid at anime convention no. 10393!
>Magni has toe cancer surgery!
>a family member died!
>it’s contract negotiations!
>it’s just a break for the summer!
>google locked them out of their accounts!
>they died in a car crash!
>they planned a honeymoon together and got lost in the woods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185224
all of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185203
Them doing that before the anniversary and leaving the other boys to deal with the fallout makes them seem like total pieces of shit who don’t care about their supposed “friends” they’ve talked so highly about at all. I would actually rather believe they didn’t just take a random spontaneous vacation, good luck dealing with all the confused and upset fans Altare tee hee~

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185203
NTA but you should honestly read again what you're saying anon. Either you're new to all this corpo chuuba business or you're tired.

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ what do i do now

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185089
seeing that made me wish we got standees of the summercamp art

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184978
no you're not allowed to repost that i don't want to be sad

[Anonymous No.]

Praying it's not some nasty disagreement the two of them had because this general will be more insufferable than when it gets raided

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185224
Well Altare L I T E R A L L Y just said they're taking a break and Cover didn't announce a suspension.
So with all the facts in mind they just took a break.
Anything else is fanfic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53182955
Hi walking tuna cans, any news on the upcoming tempshit graduation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185203
You'd rather believe they're irresponsible assholes who booked a trip spontaneously and just didn't bother to tell their company, fans or coworkers they wanted time off even though they had previously scheduled a bunch of streams for the dates they'd be away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185386
I hate Magnoir fags enough that I would be fine with their friendship falling apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185351
come with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185397
>>53183606

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185438
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185224
theyre fucking me and we're having a marathon sex RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Has magni considered stop living his day to day as a living security danger doing what he does ooc

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel was right.
We are in another fucking time loop.
Oh well, Here we go again.

State of /mans/ THE FOURTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185419
>>53185342
What else is there to believe? Serious question. I would love any other fact to show us that it's anything else
>Inb4 you're mindbroken nijiniggers and say its a stealth suspension

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185351
No. Come with ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185448
kys for replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185454
There is no way Vesper is being a top for you. At least make it believable, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

Cover has always been transparent about announcing suspensions, so it’s not that. My guess is it’s a contract dispute.

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: ___________________________________________________________________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185497
i just went with you treerat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185203

Its the double "vacation" part that's throwing me off.

Listen, I love Vesper as much as all other Vesties, but he is a lose cannon, if this was only him I would have assumed he "lost his temper" again, but what could have both Vesper and Magni done at the same time to cause this?
I doubt one is taking time off in "solidarity" with the other, so what else could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185398
Vesper had scheduled streams and just completely missed them - any kind of break would warrant at least a tweet. They are locked out of their accounts, meaning management has their logins: they are suspended.
Or, like Haachama, perhaps something serious happened, and management decided to pause all activity while they work on the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185532
Snuggling a sleepy drunk Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185502
Nah, femanons like bring treated like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185562
anon take your meds. im sick of hearing this shit. you expect me to answer with silence? fuck you. i despise anons like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185496
>any other fact
Anons literally have no other facts to believe and the ones they do have they don't like so they make shit up

[Anonymous No.]

I just feel bad for Pako honestly. This is just so shitty to the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185496
I don’t believe it’s a stealth suspension, Cover has always been very open about suspensions. I just believe it’s anything other than “oopsie they went on vacation and didn’t tell anyone!!!” because that’s genuinely retarded. I would believe in contracting disputes or a death in the family or a random act of God before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185583
The thing is why now? The first year anniversary is right around the corner and Vesper shit allnpver the 6 month one. I feel bad for Leader and Dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185496
Could be literally anything? Death in the family for someone, menhera breakdown, fight with management, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185668
Anniversaries are cursed for HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185582
They were s happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185496
There's nothing to believe. Why the need to cope?
Just accept that they're stopping with activities and move on with life until they're back, more news are released, or they aren't coming back.
Even Altare >they're taking a break shit isn't belieavable when the guys could've just announced the break themselves and not through official account that's always been used for scheduled tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185658
Especially because he was worried and said something like well at least he’s alive
Like I hope the managers at least contacted him, damn. I know they don’t exactly have to, and probably can’t, but the guy was worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185582
>meaning management has their logins: they are suspended.
Management has literally every single account retard.
>Vesper was locked out so that means-
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144
and he literally did a stream with Altare.
>Magni was locked out so that means-
Magni was never locked out retard and did a collab with Kyo,

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185562
would

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Vesper forcefully kidnapped Magni and is hiding in the woods with him just to get out of doing karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185583
Magni is bringing Vesper to rehab. His alcoholism has finally gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184685
Sorry, in reality they had sex and Magni revealed afterwards that he had an STD so they got in a serious fight wherein Magni had to be taken to the hospital and Vesper is talking with his family about bail.
Pic related, it's proof.

[Anonymous No.]

aiya i miss the minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185224
Getting a bad case of COVID seems pretty likely desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185703
>Anniversaries are cursed for
Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185711
>Even Altare >they're taking a break shit isn't belieavable when the guys could've just announced the break themselves and not through official account
Well the official account announces Covid breaks there too but the talents can choose to not have that happen (the chicken said this).
So it sounds like a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185786
Magni probably has AX flu

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185523
Not everyone has the same opinion as you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

stopped watching vesper since the trip to JP incident and even if this ''suspension'' isn't anything like the last time, I'm just glad I can watch other people who are actually competent lmao sorry for the vesties but this man is chaotic...s

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185777
do STDs really mess you up like that? no one said sex was bad :(

[Anonymous No.]

...THEY DID A SUICIDE PACT DIDN'T THEY
THEY JOINED HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185806
This is not about opinions, it's about facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185668
Could be the stress of all that stuff coming up triggered the menheras in both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Cover is retarded and likely has different people writing up statements based on the branch. No speculation from the way Cover usually words their notices is relevant here, aside from the fact that it's not a suspension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185523
who said anything about him topping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185666
>contracting disputes
Vesper has always seemed very happy with his arrangements idk why that would suddenly change

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185920
Regardless we already know they were hired around february so it makes no sense to be about the contract >now

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185849
Anon, I'm implying Vesper beat the shit out of Magni for giving him the worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185765

[Anonymous No.]

Timestamp for where Altare says they're taking a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185772
Honestly, I believe this more then a "true vacation", but if there was an emergency I think it would have been stated differently by both the tweet and Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185911
are there no linguists in cover? the writing staff sucks at writing scripts and annoucements

[Anonymous No.]

When's Axel's next stream? He'll tell us everything we need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

anyway TEMPUS LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185777
Vesper forme la AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

I think we should be talking about Altare laying eggs instead of worrying about this more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185844
>this man is chaotic
thats why we love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185721
No, you’re the retard. You’re using examples from BEFORE the radio silence, you absolute cocksucking dipshit. Im talking about the scheduled streams from Vesper, including the collab between both him and Magni.
About management logins: I’m talking about the procedure they undergo when they get suspended, a freeze in all activity. It’s my bad if I’m remembering wrong, because I could have been thinking of the Rushia incident, when she could not log into any of her holo accounts.
In any case, they were radio silent because they literally were not allowed to because of the pause of activity, which doesn’t magically start the instant management tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

They got vaxxed together didn't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185583
Vesper influenced Magni into doing something stupid that goth both of them suspended, if Magni goes Altare on Vesper once he's back this rrat will be confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186026
Yeah! Roosters don't lay eggs! This 11 year old boy should know that by now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185920
>>53185959
true

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185793
The official account announces health breaks WITH the talent's twitter also announcing it. It usually goes
>Talent X got COVID. Speedy recovery and we shall wait for them to come back!
and
>Guys, I got COVID. Will be taking a break for these two weeks =_=)b
If it were a break, they could still Tweet like normal before officially going for the break. La+ did something like this back then.

[Anonymous No.]

why did nowa and magni do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186014
>Vesper and Maguni?
>I ASSUME that they probably got in a fight again
>That's not what happened! I am just assuming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186065
Wasn’t he 12 before? Is he getting even smaller? ToT

[Anonymous No.]

They died

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186014
>Axel next stream
>Whole stream is him vaguely hinting at something making the rrats 500x worse
>"I probably shouldn't say...ah fuck it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186094
Vesp DMed Magni Kronii nudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186046
Surely you have proof of them logging in and freezing everything and something that proves Vesper and Magni aren't just... you know, CHOOSING to not tweet/post/do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186126
they are lazy whores. emphasis on whores. they needed the sex ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186046
Yes, this happened Friday night like the last time Vesper was suspended, there just wasn't a tweet about it till this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186127
>>53186146
>it’s like your parents are fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186093
This doesn't always happen
That's the point of my post. It doesn't always happen. Sometimes it's just the girl or sometimes it's just the official account

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184857
>bye!
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186132
I wrote "my oshi is a 12 year old boy..." in chat once and he corrected me and said "No, I'm 11 years old!", so I have adjusted accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186146
>"I probably shouldn't say...ah fuck it"
That's Vesper's shtick

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184857
hey dollarstore anon. could you draw vesper eating some doritos? thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186046
>>53186189
>Here come the "stealth suspension" nijiniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186093
yep, they are locked out of all accounts

[Anonymous No.]

this sucked all the energy out of me, I don't know if I'll finish my art for the anni in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186160
>CHOOSING to not tweet/post/do anything
This is actually worse kek
Sensitive times, but you should think of implications.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, just heard the news so I'll tell you firsthand. Magni is pulling a La+ and creating his own vtubing group, expect an official announcement later this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186127
>>53186191
Fuck fuck fuck this is Japan arc 2.0 all over again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186292
you joke, but he totally could, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186292
cover didn't let him get veggietuber? makes sense if you look at tempus 3. why would they trust magni when tempus 3 never bothers to stream except morf who decided to show up on vesper's 2.0 debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186334
I'm not joking.

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been watching Tempus since debut so why do I just think this is kind of funny and not really care what happens to Magni and Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up and saw the news, what the fuck is going on????
Maguni.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186160
>CHOOSING to not tweet/post/do anything
What is this cope? Both talents go radio silent and miss scheduled streams, Altare has to dance around the issue in a similar cagey way as the first time. Anniversary coming up and fans are understandably panicking and you think they just made a CHOICE to have the only update come from the official twitter and say nothing else despite having access to their accounts?
How little do you think of them if you think that is a remote possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186300
no, the suspension arc, part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186356
morf is a numberfag. he only streams if he can guarantee 15k+ ccv. he'll appear in a squad stream soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186060
>Vesper took Magni drunk driving
>They start joking about it in front of manager without giving a fuck
>Manager confirms they actually did it and suspends them because they seriously can’t do that
Rate my rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186371
same desu I'm kind of indifferent since it's kind of on brand for those two

[Anonymous No.]

>I dont care about what happens to Vesper and Magni
>thread is filled with nothing but talking about Vesper and Magni
tsundere anons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186292
Vshojo is making a Vshonen spin-off starring ex-Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186359
He has 2 proteges that could be come vtubers if they want

[Anonymous No.]

>contracting disputes
they were both very excited for the collab, so i doubt they'd suddenly cancel just because they decided their wanted to renegotiate his contract out of nowhere almost half a year before it's time to renew
>stealth suspension
possible but probably not this isn't nijisanji
>break
they're pretty retarded but they aren't that retarded
>family member died
doubtful, doesn't explain both of them disappearing
>they got into a fight
no, that's retarded and wouldn't cause a spontaneous break. they'd just cancel the collab and pretend nothing's wrong
>one/both of them died
somehow more possible than most of the other rrats
>they potentially leaked something and cover doesn't want to openly suspend/fire them until they're certain
possible

[Anonymous No.]

Well I miss Magni a lot and I hope he's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185786
Then Cover would've said that in their statement. There were already previous holos that contracted the virus

[Anonymous No.]

>Cover announced they're taking a hiatus
>Altare said it's just a break
Stop speculating nonsense. This suspension shit is retarded. They canned one of their biggest Holo earners instantly, do you really think they're scared to say a Star was suspended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186459
Nah, you know the others very well, you'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186397
if morf appears on another stream unannounced, i'm gonna anti all of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186462
>one/both of them died
You would think the whole of Tempus would be brought to a halt by that bro
Also >>53183606

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186261
>>53186160
Look, I’m hoping that they’re not actually in trouble and didn’t do anything. I’m also hoping nothing bad happened and they’re okay. But if it was, why would Axel post a disappointed menshi like that?
It’s not implausible that this is a suspension. Cover absolutely can do such “stealth suspensions”, but I’m not saying they’re anything like what has happened in nijisanji. If it’s a suspension, at least they’re not listing a million trivial reasons for it and are being vague about it, and are respecting their reputation (this time around at least)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186462
>family death
if it was magdad, nowa is friendly with him

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes It's almost impossible to tell if someone is copiuming too hard to the point of believing utter nonsense or if they are just incredibly fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186510
>do you really think they're scared to say a Star was suspended
For the third time inside of one year from the same gen? Yeah quite possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186526
How about unsuccessful suicide attempt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185356
But its a story of how Vesper saved Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186406
this but with pot and you might be on to something

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186395
It's Japan arc 2.0 and suspension arc 1.5 combined in one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186552
HANDS UP BOTTOMS UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186247
chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186579
That would also bring them to a halt, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186571
>third time
What fantasy world are you living in

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186214
I genuinely can't remember the instance it doesn't happen that way besides Haachama or Shion taking breaks for IRL stuffs and they were clear about these two university girls' breaks.
This instance you got two people at once with no apparent IRL link, and no mention of breaks at all. If Cover is transparent then the fact that it's not a break was also transparently put.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186571
If they were worried about that they would just terminate

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186606
:O

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186623
Vesper, and now if Magni and Vesper are actually suspended that makes 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186571
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186462
>they potentially leaked something and cover doesn't want to openly suspend/fire them until they're certain
>possible
I hate everything!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

They got in a car accident together an are both in the hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186703
graduate pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186530
>why would Axel post a disappointed menshi like that?
Axel has been teasing a HQ collab happening this week but because of this, he is apologizing that it's not happening after all. See his next menshi post, he is not disappointed at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you /mans/. I'm going to bed, I will sleep through all of this

[Anonymous No.]

I love my blue oshis

[Anonymous No.]

should i start a daily counter

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186761
good night, sleep well anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186732
There's no need to "stop all activities" for that. Can just announce health reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186462
>family member died
>doubtful, doesn't explain both of them disappearing
Not as doubtful as it seem with how buddy buddy they are.
Maybe Magdad passed.Nowa just hop in a car and drove there immediately only infoing his manager later for a urgent leave request.
I actually did something similar when one of my buddies mother passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
CUTE same

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186603
If this is magni's elaborate way to promote copium ... kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186530
I agree

They were clearly locked out of their accounts Friday nigh, we just have to wait and see what comes of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
Altare looks like a male Sensaw- oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Vesper and Magni have been doing a long con on cover corp by joining, getting fans, getting redesigns and then running off with all the fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186703
cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
really really really cute!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
i unironically love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186752
what did he say for all the broke fags

[Anonymous No.]

Hang in there Eri...

[Anonymous No.]

More importantly, what does *he* think about all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186852
What are they planning to do with the fanarts???

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186808
>Maybe Magdad passed
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Stop with your trauma fantasies about real people. Let this be your only memory on your deathbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186909
Disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>53185426
>I hate all ships that isnt mine
>In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only (Ship) wars
I shall be known as the man that called it 38k years before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186906
imagine being a japanese vestie that doesnt know english having to deal with all these arcs. Eri is the strongest vestie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186926
NFTs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186909
there will be a surprise offpako on tomorrows strat o matic stream

[Anonymous No.]

JWU
What's /noir/ opinion on the recent news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186808
It's doubtful as fuck because there's no need for COVER to be included in your family's mourning because they can't just say your family died.
Also, you could just tweet that yourself if you're an idiotic attentionwhore who can't separate worklife, or shut up like what happened to Vesper earlier in the year.

[Anonymous No.]

Busy catching up with Shinri's wholesome Minecraft VOD where he brings gifts for his children and marvels at the fact that Altare cleaned his room

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187045
Cute mama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187032
pretty sure the schizo that made it is SEA so he’s probably asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
Get that lazy bitch away from my Leader

[Anonymous No.]

What if Axel's nightmares were an omen to what was coming, and that the ghost he felt around him went to take out Magni and Nowa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186590
Bruh if it was pot they'd have been fired and blacklisted in minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186929
Its just a hypothetical anon relax. But as someone that has been in HR for a long ass time, this seem to be a urgent leave kinda situation.
>Stop with your trauma fantasies about real people. Let this be your only memory on your deathbed.
Am i not real? Oh no..

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184444
cough cough okakoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184685
Sorry, it was me. But can you blame me? I'm just following the teachings of Uncle Nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186703
>La cucaracha

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187120
>we have now ascended into "what if axel is psychic" rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
An unusual oshi combo, but I can respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187187
Well usually the dumbs are more sensible to that kind of stuff since they don't waste brain power thinking about superfluous stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187187
It's not a rrat, he literally is! He predicted Vesper going menhera without talking much to him and warned him to not go to Japan. Well, Vesper went to Japan anyway and look what happened. AXEL KNOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184723
And also watch Clips and share them in Twiter, right?

[Anonymous No.]

the "break" will probably be the average Gura/Ayame solo stream gap time so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187187
Nuh uh. Nightmares happen so that we can face off our fears/concerns in a controlled and safe environment, to make us strong if they were to actually happen. So Axel likely knew something was coming up and the nightmares he had were based on those concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

The sad part about hiding my hobby is that I don't have anyone irl to share my sadness about this, only the voices in my head in /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187045
>left stream last night to sleep
>check the vod
>almost 9 hours long
JESAS mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
Gura doesn't even aknowledge altare's existence though. Why make artwork of them like this, it's just fueling the beggar angle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187317
I'm outside your house rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187317
same..

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187143
"different anon here"
It is possible, it would be on Vespers side tho.
He is very private about his family and if there was a death, all of this would make sense from him, it's Magni's part in this that is odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187345
Maybe they are the artist's oshis, anon? It's not that hard to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186462
>they potentially leaked something and cover doesn't want to openly suspend/fire them until they're certain
This is what I'm thinking. Cover don't want to say "suspension" or "breaking NDA" unless they're sure because of the absolute shitshow it would cause. Altare says they're on a break because that's all management have told him. Magni and Vesper can't say anything because their accounts have been seized while management investigate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187037
While true they could have announce a hiatus themselves, i wouldnt put it pass Nowa to drop everything and drive over right away with how impulsive he is. Only later with none of his work access, all his work stuff is on his work computor and phone, so with no twitter access told his manager, so they had to make the announcement instead. On Magnis side i have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

My goodness

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187345
Who cares? It’s just fanart of someone’s oshis. If you’re taking it as anything more than that you gotta log off and realize most fans don’t obsessively track who talks about who.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever is going on, I hope they sort it out before the anniversary because I don't want to see Altare and Axel celebrate the anniversary alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186995
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187443
why is birb so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187481
Good thing they're on each day

[Anonymous No.]

The weird thing is that if they're actually gone Tempus is unironically fucking over. And we're just left sitting here, waiting in anticipation

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure Magni was suspended for uploading a video of himself getting covered in Grimace Jizz and putting Cover's upcoming McDonalds sponsorship at risk.

Vesper freaked out on management because he wanted a Wendy's sponsorship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53184723
will this be ok
sorry at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
>Both are Gakis at heart
I can see why you would like both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187443
Hakka cute, Hakka love~

[Anonymous No.]

What is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187315
that anon with the nightmare about Nowa burning his house down…

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187480
I think making them look so close is weird, there is no need for delusions to love both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>53186780
Oh the shit posts I can make with this, another fine addition to my collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187544
>Pretty sure Magni was suspended for uploading a video of himself getting covered in Grimace Jizz
WHERE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187571
hors

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187345
I don't want them to interact, I just like them both separately. Hope one day you learn about the joy of creating things for the sake of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187345
still waiting for my Magura porn man

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna play WAU while I wait for more news, see y'all

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187550
anon do you usually draw spicy art at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Horse_Prince

[Anonymous No.]

doxxmites literally cannot help themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187608

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187608
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187571
My oshi's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187608
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with being a doxmite? Honest question

[Anonymous No.]

>2 boys MIA
>fanfic site down
>dead hours
This is the worst day

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187728
>>1

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187745
ao3's working fine for me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187345

[Anonymous No.]

Wish theyd say anything.
All this shit does is just create endless speculation and rrat posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>originally started watching the boys in the middle of suspension arc last year
h...home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187422
True, could be that too, what i am getting at is, its seem most likely a last min situation.(like a family death) Also you can use NTA for not that anon to indicate you are someone else replying newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187424
>>53187480
>>53187608
I see, sorry for being a downer

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187728
We really are full of Nijisisters now, this thread was better before Vanguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187728
you usually get banned for it you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187787
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187632
all the time

[Anonymous No.]

"Do you have any advice for midpoint to 30?"
"Start taking care of your body, and don't do it as a way to say like 'I'm doing it to get hot', or 'I'm doing it to get sexy'...think of it being an investment into your like...physical...meat...mech. You're a pilot of a meat mech."
https://youtu.be/fIYY8nGz_Gk?t=19835

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187608
You are too based for this place drawanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187837
Newfagchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187435
God honestly, speaking strictly on a professional basis, firing them both would be batshit retarded unless they did something to legitimately put the company at risk.

Like, legitimately would destroy Holostars EN. One of them? You can work with yeah. It'll cause an absolute shit show but you can work with it.

Both? They've irreversibly fucked the entire concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187837
>implying that there were no doxxmites before vanguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187818
I agree with you anon, there was no need to make art of them hugging, it's retarded when they have not even said a word to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187837
Did you forget how often we were spammed with magni's face, axel's face and altare's arm
Or were you just not here rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187837
Did you miss the part about Bettel having the most overlap with Nijis 6 months ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187913
They fired their top earner and put another of their top earners in the corner till she quit.
Cover doesn't care about the fallout or what it would do to Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187952
Bro has never seen a hug in his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187952
nigga you're taking a random drawing posted on an anonymous board way too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

Flaytel is endgame but Flayon hates himself so much he pushes sunhat because he thinks he deserves to get cucked

[Anonymous No.]

they will return

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187979
>Vanguard
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187952
spoiler faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188015
Sunhat sucks Begni is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187913
Yeah if we thought Vesper's first suspension arc was a momentum killer, we had another thing coming. Hopefully the explanation is more innocent/retarded and they come back soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188015
Get your cuck fantasies away from my red retard

[Anonymous No.]

They need to stop being cowards and debut Roostare

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188011
Look for a cheek to cheek hug in google, maybe I should say kiss?
>>53188012
You are taking my comment about said drawing way too serious

[Anonymous No.]

I can't draw

[Anonymous No.]

at this point i won't be mad at them if they're actually just being retarded and going on some long drive without updating anyone, i just hope they're okay and can both return to streaming soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188097
Magni is dead

>>53188111
He would enjoy it. He wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187602
https://twitter.com/professor_lando/status/1674252336494186497?s=46

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188185
why did it stop at flayon? is this perfect vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187443
Holy shit. Drop the artist's @ right now anon, this is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw magni and vesper return to streaming again and you hear a baby crying in the background of their streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187745
It’s also dead to me…

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188163
i can teach you

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188212
ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188185
I'd just be mad at Vesper for doing that to pako

[Anonymous No.]

>this anniversary is gonna be a little crazy
>but i’ll be here for hopefully the long run
>i wanna be here for as long as i can because i love being a holostar
>i love being part of tempus
>i love being with the boys
>i love all the opportunities the tempura and altventurers have given me
>i hope i can continue to make you all proud
>don’t worry guys, i’m not going anywhere. if they want me to leave holostars… i’ll need to be framed
altare love…

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>>53187909
>>53187915
>>53187955
>Doxmite
Yes
>Nijis
No a very small amount was /here/, most got shit on the moment they reveal themselves.You faggots shit on HQ's designs did you not? Why are you nijikeks trying to revise history, Do you really think Magposters all left already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188015
Mockingbird
Sunhat is retarded boring and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188235
Nice, teach me to draw the R-Trus? I can usually draw and I want to take part in the #redrawtempus thing but I'm just kinda stunned because of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188221
shinri and hakka's designs are both perfect so i couldn't think of a way to ruin this more with elements from their designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188229
Ihh can’t find it anymore but it’s in the art tags

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188203
Watch his trouble days stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188364
Oh, I assumed the large chest was Shinri's

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188349
mechas are all construction
start from basic blocks and etch it out
/ic/ has a mecha thread up rn download the books from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187952
They have a point, we shouldn't be so negative and defensive about everything and just enjoy things. It might have been the german in me speaking because I think it's been more than 10 years since I last hugged a person...

[Anonymous No.]

My magnoir eloping rrats were correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188229
https://twitter.com/Skn156/status/1678412225579450370

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188433
/ic/ is a cesspool but I guess I'll check it out, thank you chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188287
ESLchama you just gave me a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

Well if magni dezmond is so good, where is magni dezmond 2? huh?? yeah I thought so

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188495
his name is gavis bettel, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188495

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188440
It's not normal to have a cheek hug like that with someone you don't know, it's not your german autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>53187544
I fucking laughed at this but now that you brought it up, it's pretty likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188492
nowa is black AND lighter than dez
no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188233
and the baby somehow looks like Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188492
Jersey shore lookin asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188264
Altare love

I love my dedicated oshi I hope he feels better soon and tries to get some rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188585
now that you mention it, nowa did have a weird way of saying words. should've known he was from jersey

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188583
>Vesper having to forever live with and financially take care of a baby that looks nothing like him
cucksper...

[Anonymous No.]

the ultimate rrat: cover suspended magni for an unknown, legitimate reason. they decided to suspend vesper along with him because he's black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188583
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188637
the rrat to end all rrats

[Anonymous No.]

This is just a publicity stunt for the anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188637
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188492
lmao orange Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188496
>gave me a stroke
A shame it didn't kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188637
COVER HATES BROTHAS

[Anonymous No.]

Updated (as of Monday):

Anons of /MANS/, let's all just calm down and analyze the situation with what we know.
Let us try to deduce at least some part of what's going on to stifle the growth of absurd rrats with no real basis.

>Not Any Suspension
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1593882622094032896?lang=en
We have had precedence of a suspension occuring before in TEMPUS, that being Vesper's with which came an formal notice citing a reason (internal misconduct) and a definite date of return (2 weeks since). Vesper's original suspension was announced without little delay, leaving no room for him to be uncharacteristically missing before his suspension period began.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506
According to the recent announcement however, neither reason nor duration were stated for either of the talents.
The announcement itself was posted almost 3 days after BOTH Vesper and Magni missed their scheduled collab stream as well as their own individual streams up until the announcement. Considering the above, this implies that none of the talents had committed any actions that would invoke a suspension while missing their streams and that the decision to send the new announcement was decided upon after the fact. The sudden disappearances of both Magni and Vesper with no updates despite their schedules also suggests that this was not foreseen by the either the talents or management.

>Not The Usual Reasons
Regular and mundane reasons such as health issues, tech issues and such that would interfere would streaming of either members would have been addressed by the talents themselves either in advance or without delay. This has occured with talents throughout hololive production in all branches. This did not happen with either talent in this case. The official hololive account has not mentioned any such reason either, suggesting that these are not the case.

>Privacy Concerns
https://youtu.be/pOS6z1j-hu0?t=11005
According to Altare, Magni and Vesper are halting their activities (i.e " a break") as stated in the announcement. He notes that the TEMPUS boys (himself included) also have very little details on the announcement, that they chose to withhold the information out of privacy concerns and that he should not divulge the finer details.
This suggests that some, if not the bulk of information regarding this incident has to do with private information regarding Magni, Vesper and/or Cover, as the rest of the boys would not have the right to receive and disseminate most of the information in this context. This is also coherent with the lack of information in the official announcement and from both of Magni and Vesper's accounts so far, as a way to protect private information.

>Summary So Far
With the information we have at our disposal as of this moment, what we can OUTLINE is that Magni and Vesper:

-For unforeseen reasons outside of the norm
-Related to their and/or Cover's personal/private info
-Leading to vagueness in announcement
-Are unable to continue carrying out activities

More information to be added in the following days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
please kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188637
most believable rrat in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188637
>Pako draws brown skins
>Cover hates brown skins
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188692
would be one of the weirdest stunts

[Anonymous No.]

Beach episode
https://twitter.com/seokjinscroptop/status/1678380996893495296

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188823
Please take your sunglasses off, Vesper is not brown skinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
I look forward to your grudgepost when everything ends up being a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188583
He could have been raised like a spoiled prince with Almond as parents, but instead he'll have to be the Harry Potter of the vtuber world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188711
Damn, not sure what you're so mad for. Not even a doxmite or nijisister.
Living with so much hate will fuck up your mental health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
Breach of contract rrats looking more and more likely by the minute. Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188803
>>53188776

>>53188880
God knows i want it to be a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.]

Finally real Bettelbody

[Anonymous No.]

rrat Most likely Vesper went missing and Magni is going to look for him

[Anonymous No.]

if he comes back will the femvesties still beg for karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188871
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188982
Why ask when you already know the answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188982
Yes :)

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni killing his own vtubing career for Vesper
tru luv

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
Sounds like we have no information and shouldn't assume anything

[Anonymous No.]

If I had the skills I would make a Magnoir MV of this song, I think it fits them really well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189041
Unironically. These autists are so tiring.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to assume that Magni and Vesper were planning to rape Bettel during his move and staff caught wind of it

[Anonymous No.]

>start watching holostars again
>vesper and magni go missing
i'm sorry /mans/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188756
Sounds like we have no information and should assume everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189087
what's the harm in raping bettel? everyone wants bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189087
>Bottoms trying to rape a bottom
Cover would know they have nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189103
IT WAS YOU
YOU DID THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189103
This is your fault..

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188982
As a Vesoji, i have to say we have the most relentless female fans in the fandom for some reason. So yes they will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189041
Wrong, they’re having sex right now. I know it my uncle works at cover

[Anonymous No.]

They just had to this during a Monday didn't they? The day with the most dead hours possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189127
bettel is the ultimate bottom. he manages to make even magni and vesper tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189127
Bettel is rape bait prime. even Vesper wants to sexually brutalize him

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189041
Exactly my point. Despite the all the information given to form the 'outline' I made we literally have no idea what's going on. Literally the only thing we can say is that it is an UNUSUAL occurrence, which can mean literally anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189103
NAKED DOGEZA NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189170
as a femvestie i think i should chase you down at 3am

[Anonymous No.]

I can't fucking believe Vesper roped Magni into helping him set fire to cover headquarters just to get out of a karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189103
YOU KILLED MY BROSHI, YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR SINS!

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper freaking the fuck out about having to sing
>Magni takes time off to teach him the ways of karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>53188981
"He sent me a letter. He said he was waiting for me in that town...in that special place."

[Anonymous No.]

The one silver lining is we got one last AltNowa collab

but why did it have to be like this :(

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to believe that they leaked something

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189257
I would highly recommend you not to, for i have a spear and know how to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189353
that's the problem. it took the entire universe's energy to make it happen. now the price had to be paid

[Anonymous No.]

>deneb (magni) and vega (vesper) did not meet during tanabata week
>this happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189424
they didn't meet because "this" happened bro

[Anonymous No.]

Let out your frustrations on the /MANS/ aggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189320
He promised he'd take him there again someday, but he never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53183416
Tempus is unionizing?

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Altare and Shinri are competing by showing off their tongue skills to the fans, to see which one gets the most oral sex fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189463
What is an aggie?

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing comes without a price, /MANS/. You wanted an altnowa collab? You can have it. But I will always take something of equal value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189399
i have a spear too and i have my youth
ill get you, you old fuck

[Anonymous No.]

this is basically the equivalent of a suspension arc for magsisters..good luck to you guys
and to the vesties well this is just another regular day for you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189367
Yeah, cum and pee

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope Altare and Axel are okay. I'm sure it was difficult for Altare to have streamed at all today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189484
Aggregrate (group) drawing website

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189399
right, your "spear"... let's get you back to the cuck chair before your ankles give out, old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189479
This isn't a rrat though, it's just true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189516
this is a worse deal than One More Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189532
Altare seemed totally fine? Chat was focused on the stream and respectful. I worry a bit for Axel though, since he doesn't have Altare's level of tact with this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

yall so worried meanwhile they're having hot steamy sex as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189661
He sounded like he was talking on a minefield

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189103
never watch stars again watamage

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189673
god I wish i could watch ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189353
>last
no... please don't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189700
For like the two minutes of the stream he spent talking about the Magnoir situation, sure. The other three hours were just normal Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni met Yagoo at AX, and tried to peer pressure him into smoking MARIJUANA. When cornered about it, he said he got the illicit substance from Vesper Noir. They're both on a temporary halt of activities while cover corp works out if they have to send Yagoo to jail for seeing someone do drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189523
>>53189561
Ah the arrogance of youth i know it well, for i was once like you, strutting around with an arrogant swagger, demanding rather than requesting, knowing rather than seeking. But scratch the surface, and what do you find? Nothing, so i bid you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189801
Magmites, why is your oshi a filthy pothead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189661
He handled it as best as he could and unfortunately this isn't the first time he's had to deal with something similar. It sounded like he struggled to bring it up at the end. Anyways I just hope he won't be too demotivated.

[Anonymous No.]

>"they are going on a short little break"
>"we hope they return soon"
Which one is it Regis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189915
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189801
A-chan supplied Vesper knowing this would happen, all part of her plan to usurp YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>53189225
then you don't need an outline you retard
you're just throwing fuel onto the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>53190012
so this is what they were planning? kinda wild

[Anonymous No.]

Shintare scheduled collab one day, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53190103

[Anonymous No.]

>>53190103
ohhope vmschizo is ok....