/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Puppet Edition

Last thread: >>53019353

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046212
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>53046225
amen

[Anonymous No.]

Second for Omega!

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>>53045415
Shinri is very huggable, Altare is everything except likely to die first and good at cooking...Accurate.

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>>53046212
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>2 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
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>>53046242

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>>53045837
Speaking of isn't there more T3 stuff he still has to do? I recall him talking about that right before he started his vacation after he put out two zips but I haven't seen anything else get posted by him

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>>53046225
Amen.

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>>53046225
amen

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>>53046300
I think he does but since he's traveling I doubt he'll record outside his usual setup, he'll probably get back to them when he comes back

[Anonymous No.]

i only use this place because i know my autistic retarded ass would fuck everything up
this generals awful enough that i feel completely free to be a sperg with the other spergs

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>>53046225
amen

[Anonymous No.]

Who won the MP game?

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>>53046474
#BETTELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

vesmeowchi, and happy half anniversary vg

[Anonymous No.]

test

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>>53046420
I honestly can't tell if everyone here is actually schizos obsessed with the talents or if it's all a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046645
what did you do

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>>53046663
??? Neither
I just come here to show support for my future Husband Flay and his friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046663
it's both

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I want to fuck him until he's a pathetic crying mess only capable of making pained moans as i ram my giant cock into him over and over again for being such a brat

[Anonymous No.]

He truly is the Altare of VG...He just needs to go ":3" more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046663
nothing about jeffreyposting is a bit.

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>>53046797
based

[Anonymous No.]

To celebrate TEMPUS 1st anniversary, I bring to you /mans/'s first aggie so anons can draw their favorite Tempus moments! This aggie is only meant to serve as a thread festivity and shouldn't be posted outside of /here/.
>This is HQ and TEMPUS 1st anniversary so the drawings should focus on them
>Outsiders are welcome as long as they have collabed with TEMPUS, but shouldn't overshadow them
>Drawings of every skill level are welcomed
>Griefing is not allowed
>You do not need an account to join. However, I recommend checking if you're logged in before joining for opsec reasons
>Aggie will stay open until July 25th
>Aggie https://magma.com/d/DIVcUOFBwC

[Anonymous No.]

are Magni and Nowa having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046797
You will never be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

where are they?

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>>53047118
what else could they be doing besides not streaming?

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>>53047315
idk sucking off truckers together?

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>>53047303
uuuee this art is so cute. also the art collab isn't until tonight

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>>53047362
Magni would hate that

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Magni freaked out because a teenager called him "sir"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EOV_dUlnQg

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>>53047451
dyrbi

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>>53046797
Based

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>>53047499
Magni is a whore but he hates ugly bastards

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>>53046797
record it if you ever get around to it

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>>53047530
thats what makes it even better

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>>53047530
But he loves their money

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>>53047530
then why did he let Nowa break his back during their off collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>53046834
Finally a good oshi

[Anonymous No.]

mama uuuuu

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>>53047777
nowa's manly musk and pure sex appeal trigger magnis need to be bred

[Anonymous No.]

Missing my boys.

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>>53047777
because nowa is family and you never turn your back on family

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>>53047907
does it now?

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>>53045859
marriage is not the best thing. but if he wants to be marry with me, i would be glad.
>>53045948
menshi and valentine one!

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>>53047941
who is this

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>>53047907
Vesper ffs just fucking stream you whore

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>>53047488
Magni's twink looks, fading...

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>>53047777
i know you're probably shitposting but i actually think nowa is more conventionally attractive than he believes, at least when he tries to dress nice

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate Magni Dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

>Same thing with the- the... Axel one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs&t=7139

[Anonymous No.]

>>53047938
no.. this image makes my heart hurt.. please... ;v;

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>>53048125
its time to face the truth, magni is old

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>>53048032
>pretty
NO, YOU ARE NOT

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>>53048237
He's what? 26? That's a baby.
He's just got bad genes I guess.

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>>53048195
>Oh no.
And then hurries over it kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs&t=6907

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048291
More like 28~29

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>>53048166
same family that he said told him he's not funny and puts him down all the time told him he could work as a gigolo so i believe it.

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>>53048195
Will they ever collab again...

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>>53048291
Over 25 is boomer territory

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>>53048377
he's 26 :)

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>>53048287
He is my pretty trophy wife :3

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>>53048406
Probably not but I enjoy them talking about each other all the same

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>>53048065
vesper noir!!

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>>53048473
>Believing Magni's lies

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>>53048399
I remember him talking about a flight attendant trying to chat him up too, kek.

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>>53048022
I love the valentines one it's adorable and fuels my ship brainrot His birthday one has to be my favorite though, I'm a sucker for kayfabe and immersion when it comes to chuubas

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i miss them

[Anonymous No.]

altnowa

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>>53048641
Who is that blonde dude?

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>>53048555
same, i love his birthday one but i need more explanation about that lol. flay's voice pack merch always has been bfe, and i'm not strong machiroon who can bare bfe thing but however his va is nice, and i love him

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>>53048641
they will never give you more than a single crumb every 4 months

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>>53048704
Magni

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>>53048473
27 now, closer to being 28.
(I mean the character, idk if his real age matches or not)

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>>53048741
No, the other blonde dude

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>>53048729
at least they are very delicious crumbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048500
that doesn't look like vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048808
the definition of fine dining

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NonsenseManna/status/1677755543895539712?t=-5ilmIhSgQwoPoUt4CSDrg&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048769
axel still says he's 24, altare still says he's 21.
I don't think they age.

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>>53048500
vesper? more like vampire noir

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>>53048500
UUUUUUuuuuuuuuu I miss the real Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048779
(You)

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>>53048909
(Expect Flayon, kinda?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048937
accept your new grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>53048923
That's dumb, there will never be a vampire in Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how shinri retweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049003
This is a young man.

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>>53048947
>Axel reading this post

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>>53049010
what do you call this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049014
>how
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049065
Searching for that punchline man

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049073
#NOTCANON

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>>53049102
He does it in such quick succession that my phone has a spasm and it's just annoying to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

Accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049170
Oh you have notifs on

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I miss Flay

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw tonights collab is cancelled

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>>53048973
Flayon doesn't age anymore, although he does have a way of calculating the number of times he's died to make it fit whenever he talks about his past Doppio also knows to a certain extent it kinda freaks me out

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>>53049192
the squinting eye is not on the same side where corner of the mouth is higher, i am bothered

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>>53049293
Flay is so ugly in this one

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>>53048670
Based

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>>53049212
look at this instead

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i thought flayon is repeating 18 years old forever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049259
that would be pretty inconsiderate from vanguard, wasting everyone's time like that

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>>53049412
this looks like it belongs in one of those funeral frames. how ominous

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>>53049420
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is that keychained size? I can work with that, Handheld Flay~

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https://files.catbox.moe/iuj6kt.jpg

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>>53049473
I haven't seent any artist advertise it and I don't remember which con the person said they found it but it's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049420
real?

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>>53049420
show banana for scale

[Anonymous No.]

i saw a bee
bettel....

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make the boys some assets as an anniversary gift but I don't know anything about vtubing.
Is there something I have to keep in mind if it's the type of asset they can sticky onto themselves?

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>>53049599
least delusional bettelhead

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>>53049420
I miss him so much...

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>>53049599

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Is this the Kareoke weekend?

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So where's Magni? He shouldn't do anything tomorrow so... at least a tweet today? That would be great

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>>53049986
magni and vesper hate their fans

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>>53049808
Making sure it's a transparent file they can download in the best quality, try to make it based on how they'd usually use their model on screen and no copyrighted material. If you're curious you can check the boys' asset tags and see the scale of how artists make it look good

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>>53049986
>Magni interacting with magmites in any way
roru

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>>53049986
idgi Magni uses twitter as much as the other boys (minus Nowa)

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>>53050109
Thanks! I didn't think of looking at the tags.

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>>53048032
Kek cute retard

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>>53049986
I am pretty sure Magni has said he doesn't like to use Twitter, only doing it so much in the beginning because he kinda had to put himself out there. All of this stuff is understandable to me but since his output haven't been that great lately, him not using twitter that much really makes him feel even more distant.

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>>53050359
Not as Magni he doesn't

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sorry for no flay streams he is busy

[Anonymous No.]

magmites need to learn how to fetishize their neglect like the vesties do

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the vods from the streams you really enjoyed for me to watch for the next 7 hours

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>>53050359
Not really. He's said it himself that he only uses twitter when he's "working as a Holostars," that is, either looking for a fanart for his schedule or when he's setting a waiting room and he retweets some stuff. Even when he tweets it's usually replying to other Tempus members and affiliates.
If someone wants any sort of communication from Magni they're better off T3 him

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>>53050839
https://www.youtube.com/live/liScSTChB8k

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>>53050773
Cute! even though i am confused as to whats happening here

[Anonymous No.]

will these dumbass whores create a waiting room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53050958
Think that's supposed to be the male Machi yume here

[Anonymous No.]

>>53050853
>T3
Yeah, about that...

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think about bettel? His streams, game choice, interaction with audience etc

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>>53051089
he'll pay his magdebt in due time... or else...

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>>53050773
Cute! Hope flayumedan sees it

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>>53051106
he should get violently raped

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I guess Nowa overslept again? please god dont make him beat himself like last time, i find it annoying when he blames himself that much and feeling so bad that he have to push streams for another time than doing it when he is available because the guilt took over him

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>>53051106
needs rape correction from Vesper and Shinri

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Ah, VG acknowledging that they never sing Always Tied
https://youtu.be/JtJdQgUt7Zo?t=5344

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>>53051106
He is a numberfag and it's working for him. It's not for me though

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>>53050839
The diablo vod with magni, bettel, altare and flayon is a good listen and it's about 6 hours

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>>53050691
Well that was my point, I know he's not streaming tomorrow (it's his day off Tempus after all, where he's not supposed to touch even twitter) and I'm not expecting a stream today either, so at least a "I know we didn't have many streams recently but starting next week we're back on rails, see you at Monday" or whatever would be nice.

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>>53051214
To be fair, I dont know why Cover makes people sing the obligatory group song when not even half of them know how to sing. I get is like a cool thing for the new gen to have on debut but they have to autotune the fuck out of them and Always Tied is such a hard song to sing to too so I don't blame them for not touching that song

[Anonymous No.]

At this rate Magni will graduate before paying up.

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>>53051106
I won't say I always enjoy his persona but when it comes to his game choice they're usually very good, he knows how to play to his cards so I'll give him that.

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>>53051186
honestly not even sure anymore what happened. dudes fighting an invisible battle in his mind wanting to keep a time slot he knows he cant maintain perfectly but keeps telling himself he's gonna do extra streams anyways. i assume its a male ego thing or he just enjoys punishing himself for not living up to expectations he places on himself. I just mind my own business and not worry about it too much at this point. he wouldnt want people to worry anyways.

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>>53051417
Yeah, literally any type of communication would be nice

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>>53051083
i dont know who that is but cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>53051214
It's a hard song, the lyrics don't have a natural flow to them. And when most of them are not singers themselves, it's difficult to justify

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNATION
CAN YOU HEAR ME
CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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>>53051492
>>53051661
I don't blame them for not wanting to sing it live because it's definitely very difficult, I just think it's kind of sad that they don't even jokingly shill it or meme with it the way HQ did with Top of the World. It just feels like they could have done more with it to forge more of a separate identity for VG instead of falling back on Top of the World.

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>>53050773
I don't know if this was for anyone in particular, but I am a flayumedan with a thing for homophobic slurs so this is very cute, thank you vesmachianon~

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Did Leader say anything about perms? His Saturday morning streams are hard to catch up because I like sleeping a lot during weekends

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>>53051697
the signs were there..... and no one noticed...

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>>53051186
He SHOULD beat himself up over it and fucking fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

grandso is working on a chikan piece and my dick is actual diamonds rn

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>>53051759
The lack of flow already makes it very hard to sing, the chorus is also completely different from tofw because in always tied the music takes over in it, which doesn't flow as well as the chorus of totw. It was merely Altare's effort that it was able to became a meme, if it wasn't for him no one would've mentioned it again after the collab

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>>53051521
I just want one short T3 rp or him reading a story if he doesn't have time to draw one single wallpaper despite him being able to draw faster than actual art streamers. Why doesn't he love us man (it's because we are like this)

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>>53051759
I have a confession, I never heard to it. I know it has a chorus that says "whatever forever more" and I know how to hum it because of the lofi version but never heard the full song.

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>>53052118
Sailing the same boat BOYS is what made it memeable

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>>53052115
i need to throw money at them so badly

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>>53052393
and that part is not in the youtube version, if altare hadn't sung the full version no one would've known about it

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>>53052121
He could do anything and Magmites would be happy. Instead he does nothing but give empty promises.

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>>53052393
And to think that it was almost "Sailing the same boat, NICE". It's hilarious when japanese people write english songs sometimes since the lyrics can be funky but especially that verse.

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>>53051873
He didn’t mention anything, but probably they are still stuck in hell. This next week is gonna be pretty tame according to him

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>>53052593
>It's hilarious when japanese people write english songs sometimes since the lyrics can be funky but especially that verse.
shinri throwing shade at how bad the VG orisong is during the collab last night. only version i know is the lofi one that shinri and magni use on their streams.

[Anonymous No.]

holy kek the doomposting here is so funny

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

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>>53052903
You need to understand that there's unironic RETARDED women ITTs

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>>53050806
Peak toxic artist BFE desu. Only pays attention to you when he has to, disappears then tell lame blatant lies as excuses, makes everything your fault, honest about only being with you for your money, makes empty promises that he breaks then gaslights you into thinking it never happened. You promise yourself you'll break up with him for sure this time, but whenever he comes back you just forgive him and love him all the same. Yes I am projecting

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>>53052753
Makes me sad because you could tell at the beginning they wanted to make Always Tied their TOTW but shit's so hard to sing they gave up and started singing TOTW instead

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>>53053000
Part of me is glad that he couldnt use the live2d, these pictures are hilarious

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>>53052903
this is nothing compared to rumina desu

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>>53053031
That reminds me of my ex. I could never be a magmite.

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>>53052932
I'm unironically the biggest doomposter /here/ and I'm a straight male so please call me a RETARDED male, thank you.

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i'm so glad my oshi loves me and just me

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I love Always Tied, the lyrics always sparked the imagination, personality and lore behind Vanguard especially the duo parts:

>(Flayon/Bettel) Rise up like that tree, to a world that once was a dream (expressing their optimism and hope)
>(Hakka/Shinri) Bound as one like that tree, ride or die; stand as a team (showcasing their hardiness and grit, with Shinri's long streams and Hakka's NDEs)
>(Flayon/Shinri) Who but us will stand up for that which we believe? (Flay's self-reliance and Shinri's ability to establish boundaries)
>(Hakka/Bettel) There's no time to be had, your power's mine to unleash (their tendency to fujobait their fanbase)

[Anonymous No.]

need to have sex with both Vesper and Magni at the same time, get impregnated and both of them ghost me afterwards/take no responsibility for the child!

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>>53053031
wtf I unironically feel like unmembering now

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>>53051829
thanks! it was specifically for >>52927528 but i'm glad you like it. he learned this one from hakka's fights with bettel but doesn't quite understand what it means

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>>53053690
thank you anon, very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>53053798
Never realized how similar machiroon and maricon sound like kek

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>>53052503
>there are sisters in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't aware of the YT releases of Tempus originals and don't loop them

Up your playlist reps, now
https://youtu.be/X6OjyfvbyKc
https://youtu.be/vPUGKezqwy8
https://youtu.be/xS3rhIMaVhc
https://youtu.be/HYxcclpQjH0

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>>53054052
>didn't link to holostars en channel

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>>53054052
Aren't these automatically generated? I'd rather listen to the ones from the boys channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>53052690
But Axel said it was gonna be incredible... what happened?

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>>53050773
Oh man that's cute, lucky lil flayumedan

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>>53054667
Maybe Axel is releasing something? The week after this next one is the anniversary one

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>>53053000

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>>53054667
He was talking about himself, Axel probably has other plans. Maybe some collabs or a stream idea like the telepathic singing. Altare wants to play his comfort games

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do you guys do this thing where you watch muted VODs of your oshi so you can stare at them moving around on the side like a desktop buddy almost?
I do it for Altare and Vesper..

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>>53054826
>>53054873
No, he was saying for Tempus in general

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>>53055205
No but I do keep a little picture of them always open so I can look at it whenever

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>>53055205
Sounds like you've gotten too parasocial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53055205
kek, no

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>>53055205
I replay his zatsus at a low volume so I can focus on what I'm doing, but still hear his voice.

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>>53055524
He probably confused the weeks then

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>>53055205
Altvestie…

[Anonymous No.]

where is magni and vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53055205
we need tempus shimejis

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>>53055205
no, but i always have his songs on a playlist with the browser at low volume so i can watch him in my second monitor while i work

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056108
That would be a really good product to sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056108
The mushroom?

[Anonymous No.]

dead hours hate where are the streams

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Nijisisters so much it's unreal.
>>53053280

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>>53055524
No he was talking about himself

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>>53056412
whats a stream

[Anonymous No.]

don't do it /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

im so bored bruh

[Anonymous No.]

almost done watching VG 6month stream and it's so nice to have another group collab, plus I love seeing shinri being silly with the rest of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
and they wonder why they're hated so much

[Anonymous No.]

look at bee :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
You know what? I'm glad that whore graduated, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056571
shit's fucked bruv

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056633
What a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

somebody should guerrilla RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

can you not blatantly samefag when no one cares about you attempting to start tribalwars shit. it’s kinda sad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
>>53056604
>>53056637
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056684
cant take dis shit no more breh

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
we don't even talk about nijis here wtf do they mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056633
Do you like bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056719
just report for off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056712
Axel, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056434
>>53046225
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056588
Shinri goofing with the boys always makes me laugh because it feels like he's putting the same intonation as when talking with children, it's kinda endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056795
>Not citing the Nijisanji commandment
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056737
Nijiniggers have a perpetual victim complex, pls andstnd.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with vesper noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056108
thanks for the idea, ill try to see if i can make HQ shimejis for their anniversary. i downloaded a folder with all the neccesary stuff years ago but i never got to use it until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056876
i need his moose cock so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056742
yeah bugs are the best

[Anonymous No.]

I like Nijisanji :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056633
BEE! Is she okay?

[Anonymous No.]

What are shimejis

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056734
blud I'm getting parred off today bigtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056942
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056960
>zoomers dont know what shimejis are
im getting old.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056830
hey I'm recording some stuff, give me a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056960
little animated characters that can walk around on your actual desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057007
Sorry, Axel. Good luck on the recording!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

damn ive gotten banned faster for posting actual shit related to tempus merch than this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056633
Bruh i saw the fattest bee the other day, as big as my thumb i shit you not

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057076
That's a bumblebee

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056951
i think so, she was walking pretty fast. it was raining not too long ago.
>>53057076
oh mai gawd.... fat fuck bumblebee....

[Anonymous No.]

One time I downloaded a Hetalia shimeji and my grandmother thought it was a demon in the computer and proceeded to throw it in the dumpster after blessing it with her holy water

[Anonymous No.]

>>53056960
theyre like little desktop pets that move around your screen!! you can interact a bit with them by moving them around with your mouse, you can find shimejis of almost any character.

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

If you had your oshi as a tamagotchi would you take care of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057076
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

sex with women

[Anonymous No.]

https://vestiescave.neocities.org/
to the anon who made this, did you update it recently? seeing lots of new stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
I would only pay attention to Magni when he tweets or streams

[Anonymous No.]

need more flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057207

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
More than I take care of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
i would commit hard for a week and then forget
like i always do

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057222
nah just ive mainly been updating it through the actual neocities site over time and not the waifu page since that requires me to import files and im kinda lazy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057018
>>53057161
Oh I've had those before, I don't remember what they were called though

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057207
idk vaginas kinda gross me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057309
Man I always forget how much I love Hakka's design until I see his face up close

[Anonymous No.]

Maguni love

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057318
nyaruhoudou good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057018
>>53057161
When I was a teenager I had something like that but it was a stripper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057380
his retarded little fang is my favorite part

[Anonymous No.]

I want my charms

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057433
Cuuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
I'd set an alarm to check on him periodically and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
That reminded me of a game idea I had where you could build your "Tempura" getting parts of the mascots, giving you special abilities. You would then fight different corrupted monsters but I lost my motivation after 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057191
i would neglect and not feed my magni until it dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057465
Who kissed Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057734

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057465
I still regret not buying these but for $30 shipping for a keychain got me fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057734
magni ofc, he's right next to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057775
i saw some cute fanmade ones today, I might actually buy some

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057465
i brought the vesper one and now its gonna be kinda bittersweet when it arrives given the current circumstances

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057834
Share the link bestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057465
Oh yeah I forgot about these. I bought them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057870
https://twitter.com/riz_tempura/status/1677513177851129856?s=20
https://riznny.bigcartel.com/ (direct shop link for the ones without a twitter)

[Anonymous No.]

I think vesper 2.0 fits him more t b h

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058045
I wanted to buy some of these but the anniversary being around the corner is making me save all my money in case I want to buy it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057769

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058117
yeah kinda same, when exactly was HQ debut? is it after preorders end? also love the standees she's offering

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058207
22-23 is their debut anniversary, no idea when the merch announcement or the group celebration will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058204

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058469
meant for >>53058349

[Anonymous No.]

Dave the Diver is a good game for Nowa, they should* have perms for it and it's very nice.
*ID played, but I know that his not exactly always mean that EN can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53057465
I'm so mad at myself for becoming a tempura so late, please tell me they'll rerun these next Valentine's they're so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058574
who’s your oshi, new tempura (and why, if you want)? i’m always curious who newbies like

[Anonymous No.]

WE HAVE NEW HAKKA EMOTES? since when
WHY do I always miss this. LONG FUCKING KKITO

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058574
They will most likely have new Valentine's merch next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058045
>12 bucks to ship 1 keychain
Pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058574
Reruns of merch are really rare, tempus is the first group I've been interested in buying merch so I can't say how it's been done before

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058574
Unlikely but someone will probably end up selling theirs 2nd hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058659
Damn, 16 new emotes at once.
And they're using Hakkitos too, which makes them insanely better to see than his old ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058659
this hakkito looks like it has a ball gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058045
>devil tail
>slipping on tomato
Fuck I might have to buy a couple... depends on the anni merch though

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058749
i will do this but sell it a 10x mark up because i hate you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058045
Oh damn these are cute thanks
Online fanmerch is rare so I'm always happy to see it

[Anonymous No.]

collab waiting room doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058877
I will buy it anyways because I love my oshi and I regret only buying one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059015
>Bettel
Lazy whore
>Magni
Lazy whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>53058627
Bettel because he makes me laugh, but I watch everyone else too when I have the time

>>53058704
>>53058742
>>53058749
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>53049073
Wanpire

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059160
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059368
nta but they're talking about the collab waiting rooms for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059410
Bettel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059431
He's hosting a month in review

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059452
Oh I forgot about that. But the Magnoir is on Vesper's channel right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059469
its probably on Magni's channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059469
I thought it was on Magni's since his drawing collabs always are, but if not
>Vesper
Double lazy whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059521
>>53059535
I thought it would be on Nowa's channel since it's on his schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059575
Altnowa collab was also in his schedule, I don’t know if he originally planned to stream his pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059613
Oh you are correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059613
he almost never streams his POV for collabs. Hunt has always been something hosted on Altare's channel too

[Anonymous No.]

So it happened again? Vesper overslept, woke up a few hours later, saw that he missed it, stared at it while feeling like shit and currently he is trying to feel better so he makes another menshi post about it and apologizing way too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059763
I don't regularly watch him so I don't know if he's mentioned it, but how has he mentioned why he oversleeps so much? I set 5 alarms for work because I don't trust myself, and Vesper used to be have a 9-5, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059613
>>53059657
Pretty sure it was suppose to be both PoV, but Nowa was locked out so not like he had a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059763
I don't regularly watch him, but has he mentioned why he oversleeps so much? I set 5 alarms for work because I don't trust myself, and Vesper used to be have a 9-5, right?

[Anonymous No.]

i cant believe magni is not only boring, but also lazy……

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper has a severe allergic reaction to success. He won't do a regular zatsu stream until he's sure all the hype from the model update is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Tempus hate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53060775
Because you post in /MANS/.

[Anonymous No.]

i seriously need to hug_the menhera out of vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>53059953
I'm pretty sure he just stays up way too late doing off stream work/maybe also playing games with the boys. If I stay up past midnight it's a real struggle for me to get up even with multiple alarms so I get it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53060863
But Axel also posts in /mans/ :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061088
And Tempus hate him, that's why he is excluded in most collabs

[Anonymous No.]

why tf is the magnoir collab so damn late bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>53060921
But he starts his streams early so he has more free time in the afternoon, none of the other boys have this problem and I doubt Vesper's workload is bigger than the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061088
That's how they know to hate /MANS/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061204
Magni locking the boys in his vc gaming chamber for a 5+ hr fuck and suck between 2am and 8am is a common routine. Bettel often suffers from it and Flayon I think just never sleeps. I wouldn’t be surprised if with Flay on holiday, Ves has been dragged in as an extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061192
because they hate ESTbros.

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ this is offtopic but I really need your help and I'm not sure what to do. I work as a bartender in a club that's usually pretty laid back but yesterday I had a seriously annoying experience. Some dude came in and when I asked what he wanted he said some faggy shit like he wanted to be set free. I just poured a wine cooler in a shot glass and gave it to him for free for giggles, but when he drank it he started acting all weird and squirming on the stool like he was having an orgasm. Then he started harassing the other people in the club, walking up to them and trying to talk but he was already so drunk (how?) he couldn't do anything but grunt and say some gibberish. It went on for an hour or two until his friend came and took him home. What do I do if he comes in again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061439
so what you're saying magni is the source of all our problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061582
Just hands up bottoms up man

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061582
nigga get your boss to handle it

[Anonymous No.]

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! It's karaoke day!!! I'm excited! It's been a while since Axel's held one, so I'm really looking forwards to it- wonder what he'll sing. I kind of hope for more English songs from him...There's a few that I think about often, but I don't think he knows of them, and that's ok! I like how he sings the ones he does know a lot! Really, it's impressive enough that Axel sings nicely in JP but his English voice seems to be a secret weapon of his. It's really nice, I love it a lot. Man, though, seeing the Valentine merch image here makes me want to finally get my hands on my own! I still haven't gotten my Expo Axel merch yet either, because the boards don't ship until September~ They're all so cute. I wish I could wait faster, I've recently decided to make a proper itabag for the first time, so I want to decorate it soon! Speaking of, how do you, like, make it look cute? I'm a little dumb, so I don't really know how to go about doing that. Oh, but whatever, it's Axel so it'll be good no matter what I think. This guy's always working hard for us, so I hope that during his karaoke all us axelotls can cheer him on!!! I hope that this guy gets plenty of rest afterwards, and takes something for his throat- he's been working a lot on recordings lately too- before his next stream of the day. Yeah! He's going to play more FF16 today too!!! Too hardworking, this guy. Please always stay happy and healthy Axel.
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

nigga where the streams at

[Anonymous No.]

everytime vesper has a menhera fuck up like this i fall more in love with him
i cant fix him nor want to but i need to smother him in love so badly this feels like a variation of cute aggression

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, the Art collab with Magni is supposed to bet at 10PM PDT? Whew, that's a bit too late for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062174
Didn't want to overlap VG 6 month anni stream, & Magni is usually busy early on the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062174
even worse 11pm pst

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062317
vesper isn't waking up tomorrow either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061582
tell your boss/shift lead, if he comes in again just point him out and refuse to serve him and say it to his face if he tries to ask you for a drink. i can only speak for somebody working in fast food and we refuse service to anybody that acts crazy at our place, and if they get pissy so what? we call the cops on them for being belligerent in public.

[Anonymous No.]

only reason I get worried when nowa oversleeps is because he takes strong sleeping pills for insomnia

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062262
I mean it's only an hour after it starts so I'm pretty sure it's gonna overlap since I doubt they'll go on for less than an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062462
Actually this, has he made at least a menshi post or something? Or is he dead dead?

[Anonymous No.]

shinri suspension imminent

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061952
axel lub! i think he will be singing jp songs today since it's marked as archived. i hope he gets to sing backstreet boys with tempus one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53061582
escalate the issue, not your responsibility to deal with that craziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062066
In mere hours our dear jester will pull one right out of his hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062344
I know Vesties gonna hate me but I rather have MagNior then Karaoke.
That being said, I have a funny feeling that he gonna deliver on all the streams in schedule but misses his zatzudan. The fact that I'm correct so far got me feeling extra powerful this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062524
hasnt updated yet. im not gonna assume things till later if no collab happens w/o any communication

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062628
Ah, he has been practicing a lot of new JP songs lately! I wonder if he'll break some of them out this karaoke then? Backstreet Boys with Tempus would be amazing, I think he's talked about wanting to do that too? Hope we can enjoy listening to his voice together today! And now, please take a complimentary kiss, chu~!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062727
i'd rather have the magnoir collab too. felt the same with the altnowa collab too. and tbf i'd rather not have a tourist infested zatsu since i started getting used to his recent zatsudans not being filled with too many people so i dont really mind those being skipped especially since theyre not on the schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>53062317
But the schedule says 10PM, did he correct it during the week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063052
oh my apologies im the dumbass here. pretend i didnt just type out 11 pm pst

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-AFYhj59vA&ab_channel=AxelSyriosCh.HOLOSTARS-EN
Axel karaoke waiting room up if people want to watch that one later

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063097
donmai donmai

[Anonymous No.]

vesties will never see this zatsudan background ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063268
why does he have a big asshole hanging on the wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063462
thats not a nice thing to call the vesties, anon :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063462
you didn't have to be so mean anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063506
>>53063541
COME ON, NOT THEM KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>53063462
What sort of assholes have you seen my man