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5288532 No.5288532 [Reply] [Original]

Your oshi suddenly crawls out of the screen towards you.

What do?

>> No.5288569
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5288569

BREED

Then play video games.

>> No.5288571

>>5288532
Mating press.

>> No.5288586

rape

>> No.5288602

>>5288532
Grab the 12 gauge from under the bed.

>> No.5288717

>>5288602
Who are you gonna shoot tho? Yourself, your oshi or the shadow demon behind you?

>> No.5288729

>>5288532
Realistically? I'd be scared shitless and mind broken for every rule of reality as i know it has been broken and all my beliefs could, might as well, be wrong. In fiction? Hang out and play some games

>> No.5288802
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>>5288717
Everyone else in my room, for having violated the NAP.

>> No.5288872

We bet on horse races

>> No.5288876

>>5288532
hug
then sex
my asshole is gonna hurt

>> No.5288902
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5288902

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.5288933

>>5288532
take my meds

>> No.5288948

>>5288532
Take my meds.

>> No.5288976
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5288976

Panic and hope she doesn't kill me. If I survive, I'll breed her and then grill her a steak afterwards.

>> No.5288978

kissu

>> No.5289141

>>5288532
What do you do?*

>> No.5289269

Never take my meds again.

>> No.5289591

>>5288532
I would fuck Kiara until she can't walk anymore. After she recovered from this enormous experience, we'll do it again every day.
E V E R Y D A Y

>> No.5289686

PANIC

>> No.5289938

rape

>> No.5289999
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Cautiously headpat and if that goes well kiss, I guess

>> No.5290020
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>>5288532
Lie down and accept it.

>> No.5290054

>>5288532
I try finding a better explanation for why there is a 6 foot tall tower of empty pizza boxes next to me

>> No.5290072

>>5288532
Show her my retro system collection and play comfy retro vidya with her.

>> No.5290263

sing jingle bells with her

>> No.5290288

>>5288532
Mating press.

>> No.5290328
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>>5288532
Spill my drink. Happens every time.

>> No.5290371
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>>5288532
PANIK but then just let happen what will.

>> No.5290504

>>5290054
Post pics

>> No.5290547

>>5290288
you're a based ass little bitch for this one anon

>> No.5290586

thats not your oshi, thats a demon who has tricked you into seeing it as your oshi

>> No.5290605

>>5288532
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation followed by cuddling.

>> No.5290633
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>>5288532

>> No.5290652

>>5290586
At this point I don't ever care

>> No.5290671
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>>5288532
Ring my bell to summon my penguin butler.

>> No.5290711

>>5290072
>>5290547

>> No.5290723

>>5288802
based

>> No.5290764

>>5290671
i love my penguin butler

>> No.5290878

>unzips dick

>> No.5291017

hug

>> No.5291076

>>5288532
it's like those stuck-in-a-window doujins

>> No.5291222
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5291222

Struggle with the language barrier for a while then hang out with my wife

>> No.5291277

I'd declare "I'm Pomu!"

>> No.5291328

>>5289999
Based also nice digits

>> No.5292089
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>>5288532
Try to catch her from the screen and share full responsibility for any kisses that may land on arrival. Maybe just hold onto her for a minute. A little closer, another lip lock to make sure she's really there, that I'm not just seeing things. The night goes on, innit?

>> No.5292794

>>5288532
Rape her of course.

>> No.5292853

What if I'm watching on my phone, though?

>> No.5292903

>>5292853
She'd get stuck and you'd have to pull her out, almost certainly breaking your phone in the process.

>> No.5292942

unzip my pants and rape her

>> No.5292993

>>5288532
Mating press the shark loli and deal with the consequences later

>> No.5293069
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5293069

Accept my fate alternatively, assume the position and enjoy her expert amazon style

>> No.5293093

>>5292942
or put her in a headlock and punch her head into a pulp and give her a bloody nose, or oral sex her

>> No.5296378

>>5290054
I wonder what smells worse, gura's black egg or your room?

>> No.5296545

>>5288532
Apologize for the smell.

>> No.5296842
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>>5288532
Scream, possibly followed by immediately dying.

>> No.5296993

>>5288532
hug

>> No.5297150

I’d want to hug her, but I’d be afraid to make her sick.

>> No.5297507

My oshi? Loving romance.
YOUR oshi? Rape.

>> No.5298343

>>5289999
based quads, based message

>> No.5299037

>>5297507
>he’d have sex with an oshi that isn’t his
Scum

>> No.5299131
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>>5288532
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>> No.5307936
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>>5288532
Pet her, spend the whole day having rough sex with her, drink her piss, treat her like a literal animal because she's into petplay, then cry out of happiness because she's actually with me and talk with her until she falls asleep with her fluffy head on my chest.

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My first reaction honestly, lol

>> No.5308772

>>5307936
Kana, the vtuber with the most drinkable piss.

>> No.5308871

>>5288532
Impregnate her

>> No.5309108

Piss myself in fear. Unfortunately my oshi is Matsuri, so she probably enjoys that.

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>>5288532
I'd have to help her come out. She's not in her prime physical form anymore pls andastand.

>> No.5309707
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>>5308772
I swear she's the most fuckable Vtuber overall. Her brattiness is cute but makes you want to hatefuck her and the fact that she wants that makes it even better. She's so small that you could carry her around with ease and play with her however you want. Her choker makes her seem even more like a pet and the thigh highs perfectly grab onto her smooth legs. Being nopan means that she's always ready and there's always easy access.
Kana is such a sweet girl too, she'd always be there to support you when you need it, trying her best just to make you feel better and energetic, so you want to make her happy. you HAVE to make her happy, however you can. She deserves it.
I love her.

>> No.5310072

Let her get out, and then crawl into the screen myself. Now that we've switched places, she gets to experience my miserable life while I get to play video games all day with cute girls.

>> No.5310399

>>5288532
Wait a second I saw this same prompt on an /mlp/ video.

We really are the new /mlp/.

>> No.5310482

>>5288532
Prepare my mind for my eventual death.

>> No.5310630

>>5309707
Didn't mention her perfect feet

>> No.5310729

>>5288532
Be terrified but at least somewhat excited that i am inside a Goishi Suda game.

>> No.5311575

>>5310399
This, and I'm happy with that

>> No.5312490

>>5310072
Now this is 7D chess

>> No.5313330

>>5288532
She would take one look at me and my living quarters and crawl back in.

>> No.5314259

>>5288569
FPBP

>> No.5314877

>>5288532
Be happy that I bought a monitor large enough for her to get through.

>> No.5315118

>>5314877
>monitor too big
>she comes out 8ft tall

>> No.5315585

>gura climbs out monitor
>Sees my pile of pizza boxes and mouldy Chinese boxes
"You too eh bud?"

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>>5315585
guess Im throwing out the pizza boxes today

>> No.5315654

Hug and then maybe get axe murdered

>> No.5316053

>>5315118
>leave the stream full-screen on some ancient hulk of a TV
>wake up to a room full of 15ft a waifu
Yes. This pleases We.

>> No.5316419

>>5288802
based

>> No.5316539

>>5299037
It doesn't count if it's rape
It's like masturbation

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5316916

Put a ring on her finger as she tries to reach through.

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>>5288532
Take my meds. Or if that doesn't work I'll just jam my dick into her mouth. If she's still around by the time I'm done I guess we can cuddle or something.

>> No.5317790

>>5316916
>having your ring kept at the ready
You've got the right idea.

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>>5288532
Crawl inside the screen. Im now become idol

>> No.5322455

>>5288532
Close the 5 Pixiv pages with bondage art of her I have

>> No.5322513

>>5315118
At least it's not 156m Korone

>> No.5322515

>>5288532
Laugh as her head gets stuck because my phone is too small for her to pass through

>> No.5322633
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>>5288532
Scream in terror as her face grow darker and blood starts coming out of her eyes and the gameboy cant turn off and when I look at the url it says 666 IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR OSHI DIES TONIGHY

>> No.5322657

>>5288532
Force her to take care of herself, make sure she eats well and take her on regular walks.
Make her farm bloodpoints for me during her off hours and support her streaming lifestyle
Oh and breed her

>> No.5322712

>>5290504
I would, but showing the pizzeria's logo might as well be my doxx

>> No.5322755

>>5288532
Wonder why my schizo meds aren't working

>> No.5322986

Probably try to awkwardly have a conversation with her and try to get a grip of the situation, do note I haven't talked to a female in ages nor do I have an oshi, so I'd probably slowly go for the shotgun to blow my brains off as I've finally lost it

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