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[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - We made it but also HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Latest SEC Report: http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdf

Previous thread: >>5261999

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
nasfagg? FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Never buy Towa

[Anonymous No.]

We're buying again btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BREHS

[Anonymous No.]

Takodachis of the world, WE'RE RICH!

[Anonymous No.]

to everyone who's getting alternating sells and buys, I had the same issue
this is essentially what I could gather from yesterday
in my case, it was from essentially "ghost" sells or buys that execute after a target hits. These buys and sells will execute at the same time in a 10 minute interval. the reason they only happen after the target hits is because you can't sell or buy after the autotrader does the correct transaction. Thus, the autotrader constantly redoes the correct transaction while these "ghost" buys and sells are setting it back. (if you do nothing or even turn the autotrader off, it'll keep buying or selling in the same pattern anyways)
what seems to cause this is changing your mind on the target value of a coin you feel like buying or selling. I believe that when the site gets extremely laggy and it gives you a ton of notifications is when this starts happening, but I could be wrong on that.
>things that don't work
refreshing
closing market tab
resetting autotrader
deselecting the coins that this is happening to
hitting buy / sell on the autotrader options
changing target quantity to something lower/higher than the amount you currently have then selecting buy/sell
>things that work
literally nothing as far as I can tell
hope somebody here finds a solution to this sometime soon

[Anonymous No.]

I am pimping your Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Lambo infestation, EVERYBODY GETS A LAMBO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281889
it finally works fine now that I
>closed all tabs
>CTRL+F5'd the last market page
>OFFed the Auto-Trader
>set up all the values
>ONned it and didn't touch it since.
works on my computer so no guarantees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281949
The whole top 15 has yacht too now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281889
This worked for me, you just can't change the target while it's running without removing everything and restarting it.
>>5280347

[honk No.]

Hi-
If you are experiencing issues with the autotrader, before trying to fix it, can you go into your browsers cache and find an entry in localstorage called "nasfaq:autotrader" and show me the data there? You can usually find this under f12->application->storage->localStorage in chrome or f12->storage->localstorage in firefox. You can also hard reset the autotrader by deleting this data and refreshing the page if it is giving you issues. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Super casual player here, just logged on and saw Ina up nearly 50%. What is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282194
You are witnessing the power of the Tentatacult

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282194
Everyone but Rushia and Coco spiked hard because they got 2 days' of data in one adjustment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282133
sorry my issue got fixed by now

[Anonymous No.]

small stuff in the op nobody will notice since I added the autotrader thing
>rushia and flare are greyed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282218
>>5282260
I see, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

you're buying back later, right?
right?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop buying divv coins faggots, you are rising the prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282133
>popping out of the woodwork now

[Anonymous No.]

so we're all fucking rich but... what now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282580
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282591
We inflation now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282580
wtf else am I gonna buy retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282621
first removed zero when, honk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282622
Go buy MEL or something.

[Anonymous No.]

"I buy Subaru at 6,500 for the divvies"
w-wha

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
I've nearly made it, only a few dozen from breaking into the top 200 club

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is going to give better than 20% this week, better a free 20% than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm holding my liquid and skipping divies

[Anonymous No.]

So we all agree the new poor cut-off is 10 million, right? if you have less than 10 mil after today you're a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I slept through everything. I'm still rich, but fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282787
>t. poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282750
roboco is going to give me 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282739
It feels so weird to me there are actually people here outside of the top 100.
What's life like for you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282787
My goal right now is not being rich, it's catching up to Mikobro's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282718
She is the 7th best div coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282822
>he's still buying Roboco
Bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282842
It's been a fun 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282718
I've been buying Subaru since adjustment kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282811
Not selling anything at adjustment today was a viable strat. Not sure how it'll pan out since everyone else is playing chicken and I'm sure some of us are winning, but today is dividend day and you want to end the day with as much invested into stocks as possible. The scary part is tomorrow is going to be seriously red, so you also want to sell your stocks immediately after dividends pay out.

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>>5282822
I don't think she gives 6k divvies anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282718
I want to fuck the duck. What part of this don't you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282916
I have at most like 5 of any single coin, dump/pump at adjustment would've at least been a few extra grand
>>5282946
oh, a man of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282842
Rate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282874
Why would anyone buy sub 20% divvies?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5283030
nothing is going to be above 20% today except maybe rushia and mori you clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282916
>sell your stocks after dividends
why would I do that when I can just buy the dip with my hard earned dividend bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5283030
You have to sell all your div coins between divvs and adjustment.
You can't stockpile on only a few ones due to the fixed sale rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282946
oh trust me i perfectly understand.

[Anonymous No.]

You know things are bad when I'm trying to find the most expensive coins with not-completely-awful dividends just because I can unload them faster afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5283807
Nothing goes wrong with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5282990
remember to get your divviecoins!

[Anonymous No.]

remember to always check if you typed 5 before or after the 0!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to buy rushia...
you know the reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5284947
I love how there's somehow always something from me in all your posts

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish Rushia would sit on my face with her FAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285029
i want to feel every crease of rushia's insides

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone in the top 100 that ISN'T a schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285165
This is a schizo game anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285165
You become a schizo the moment you decide to enter that place

[Anonymous No.]

Finally made a game plan divie for the auto-trader while I sleep. Hope it doesn't fuck up on its own

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285165
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kurokami icon for my profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285883
yeah and i wanna cum inside suisei so hard that my semen breaks the sound barrier but we cant have everything we want can we

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285925
I want to be Suisei's cum dispenser so I can empty my balls on her mouth before utawukus to ease her throat pains

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286096
imagine her squeezing your cock for cum so desperately it's like she's squeezing a lemon

this is my message for all to buy sui

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286096
Oh that works? I guess I'll drink my own cum when I get throat pains as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285925
I'm not asking for much, just total Fubuki supremacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286176
ive done it before and i think it's somewhat neutral at least. better than drinking milk before a big performance for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286255

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
>be me
>log in only once a week for divvies so I can buy more Watame
>Login just to check my position
>+100%
When are you going to take the Watamepill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286245
understandable, but dont you want a dom like sui to step on your cock with her huge heels? or torture your glands until you can feel nothing but the need to cum? or maybe milk you dry until you cant do anything for a full day? buy sui

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286383
look, i sing a lot, i need to try everything i can

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286394
Not really my thing but if that's what she wants to do, I'm merely a willing servant.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you queue stuff?
Can't see anything that would look like an autobuyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286388
I have already drowned in blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286499

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286447
oh jesus christ i literally only have two i am sorry for doubting you

[Anonymous No.]

reminder to sell all your comets before she gets graduated

https://streamable.com/f244kf

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286625
based comet

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/wnf7dg.png
suichan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286584
Much obliged

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286394
Kurokami is the sadistic dom. Shirakami is the cute, bubbly, adorable girl who you cuddle with.
Really, people with split Oshis (Kurokami/Shirakami, Suisei/Anemachi, Risu/Ayunda, maybe Green/Pink Rushia) are the biggest winners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286645
AAA FUCK I WANNA CUM IN SUISEI'S EYE FUCKFUKCWNDSG

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286667
i mean, anemachi is for if i wanna be spoilt really badly while also spoiling her badly

[Anonymous No.]

WELCOME -- TO THE HORNY HOUR

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286645
I wonder if I can get away with editing this slightly and making it the new OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5285883
We really should have mascot logos as well

[Anonymous No.]

DID SOMEONE SAY ANEMACHI
(oops, this is a suisei thread, again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286894
let's see it

[Anonymous No.]

Just joined how am I doing?
I feel like HAATO might've been a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286936
buy sui

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286979
You picked literally the best and worst day to join. Sell everything after midnight ET and wait until 9 ET to buy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286979
I would swap Ame, Ina and Haato for Calli, Rushia and Subaru to maximize dividends, then sell everything before adjustment tomorrow and buy whatever you fancy. We're having a strange day.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, imagine how much money you would start with today.

[Anonymous No.]

sell all of them and buy pekora, marine, miko and kanata
t. pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287129
>miko
Don't listen to this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287129
Buy Holo

[Anonymous No.]

man i feel so retarded for buying gyaru elf and squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287160
Miko it's gonna be actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287039
Done thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I was sucking Suisei's dick

[Anonymous No.]

fuck I meant Suisei sucking my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287229
>>5287255
Based either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287255
Your loss I'll happily suck her dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287229>>5287255
both are correct, dw anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286645

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Jesas, can you Sui schizos be any more fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286979
how much did you start with? You may have joined in the best day ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286936
I would unironically fuck Anemachi, hand holding, consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>new ip
>towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287394
>Towashart post

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287401
Yesterday was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287424

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287429
haha it's the girl who blacked out on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287452
i think i joined yesterday with 58k, now at 69k net worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287394
are you challenging me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287491
You started with literally an order of magnitude more than I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287401
69190 is what I started off with and my value has increased to 69,278.98 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286388
dude, every fucking trade worked today. I made 30k on REINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287401
Also I have 4,133.02 coins left to spend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287529
i feel bad for starting out so easily when i literally know nothing about stock market things and terms

[Anonymous No.]

>>5286967
This is the cringiest I could come up with, I can't get the nasfaq text to work without it looking awful because the original is kinda low res.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287601
I actually think it was easier back then than now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287546
That means our inflation rate in the past two months is slightly lower than Venezuela's

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287657
why do you use this image i wanna cum so hard to sui rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287657
I think I used the lower res version when I pulled it off booru. Didn't bother to open the original when I made it. Woops

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287664
It absolutely is, I started with, I can't remember precisely, I think 5% of the money mogu had at the time and through autism and unemployment have managed to break the top 10. Starting money would have to be 25-30x what it is to begin with 10% of what yfp has and even then inflation means you wouldn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287568
Yeah I laughed at Reine, I bought a few days ago expecting to go up a few hundred or something at some point. Pure profit baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287797
ok im retarded but what are dividends. im sorry for asking this question since it's probably a really really really stupid question

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287871
It's called FREE money and it happens every WEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287871
You'll find out in 7 hours and 35 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

i didn't play much during the first week but i'm at 1.6 million now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287871
you get free money based on what coins you are holding

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T STOP ZHONK'S ROBOT IT'S BANKRUPTING ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287871
If you want the literal definition:
>a sum of money paid regularly (typically quarterly) by a company to its shareholders out of its profits (or reserves).
In this context, it's just a weekly pay based on how well the chuuba is doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287891
>>5287908
>>5288023
>>5288002

ah so for once what i thought was actually right. thanks everyone for dealing with my retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw accidentally bought Risu instead of moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287985
I started a little over a month ago and I'm almost to 1m. I'm only just now getting to the point where I can routinely think about investing double digits into anything but shitcoins.
Inflation is fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287985
>I'm at 1.6 million right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288055
I was wondering why Risu prices were going up

[Anonymous No.]

Zhonkbot has successfully spent nearly 2m for me so far this evening and I still need to buy Rushia for 7 hours because it bogged me while I was out.
>>5288052
Check Activity>Dividends to see what last weeks payouts were, returns this week are going to be scuffed because today was kinda broken.

[Anonymous No.]

How low can you go?
Post 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288122
I turned mine OFF and it kept buying even past the targets...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288108
She was very cunny today so I'm buying more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288124
I can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288124
Still buying.. too much liquid

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288124
kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288124
>not spending all you've got to win it all
Coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
I'm all in Link-chan

[Anonymous No.]

just woke up and HOLY SHIT WHY IS EVERYTHING OVERINFLATED???? Even Ui is at 4k what the fuck????

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288386

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288386
Funny, I think I caused UI to jump because of the recommendation I put out earlier. People pumped her, I might dump half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288209
Go all in on the clown, Marie and Cali.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288369
buy Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288386
Zero views yesterday but nothing crashed properly for (((some))) reason so the double views today sent everything to mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288437
didnt she announce her 3D stream on that video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288472
I dunno, I'm an EOP, but I guess you can take this comment to thought:
>Merchandise, Improved model, Song cover collab, and a 3D announcement. Enjoy fellow English fans.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking forwards to inevitable shitstorm that'll occur after coco graduation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288557
It's not just a shitstorm, it's opportunity anon. Imagine the possible gains you can get from that event. It'll be beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288620
I'm sure this thread will be equal parts both green and red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288620
fuck should i put my marine into coco instead? seems like a great investment for the extreme long run

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288670
After the divs, maybe. Coco's still relatively expensive at the moment, but you're gonna have to gamble whether to buy or not at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

returns based on bog prices from midday yesterday, also planning to put out a total returns(price inflation/adjustment + dividend) tier list along side the normal dividends tier list tonight

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER ALGORITHM DOING IT'S BUYING INSTEAD OF SELLING FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288723

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288723
I should've really moved my cocock's to Ina's

[Anonymous No.]

Only like 12 more days until Coco is gone forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288733

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288839
That's when we start pumping Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288777
>>5288763
The best two options are still the two highest percentage's as of now. I did buy a lot of Ina yesterday but I missed out hard on sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288856
I bought 6 sheep pre-bogjustment anyway so Im kind of glad she skyrocketed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288777

[Anonymous No.]

Accurate representation of what it felt like to buy Rushia yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you imagine the gains we'd all make if reddit discovered this?
Imagine how many mentally ill superchats will be made exclusively to increase their stocks dividans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288992
what happens to nasfaq superchat $? Does it basically cause [insignificant] market deflation by taking the money out of circulation, or is it paid out in dividends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288992
Inflation would be at an all time high at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288723
now that you put it like that, having 10 of each coin was a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289153
What if we had an index fund for the entire hololive board? Would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289134
Yes but whiles all the redditors will be millionaires we'll all be billionaires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289153
You can never buy enough Ina pre-moon because takodachis hold the coin super stable, same goes with Gura/Rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>5283749
If any of the usual ABAYO niggas are around, I finally managed to get this one in, hit F5 immediately, and the thread was archived. Perfect timing for a perfect day of gains. except I had 0 Tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289236
$NASFAQ45 or $ROPE?

[Anonymous No.]

HONK MY AUTOCLICKERS WENT PAST THEIR TARGETS, IM RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289518

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288723
No HOLO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289554
this will never cease to be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289560
43.5%

[Anonymous No.]

Surprised to see that I reached 10 million before dividends, considering that I stopped making any serious plays.
Also it's nice to see Priestess' Treasury in the top 10 again. Hope he remains there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289560
Woops missed holo, should be between Miko and Moona

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here check the percentage difference between the guy above/below them everyday to see if you're making/losing ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289787
God no, I'm far too lazy, I just remember the difference and rejoice if it gets smaller/bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you find yourself on the leaderboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289927
CTRL+F [Your Username]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289787
just checked and, after 8 hours of daytrading, I am 2k ahead of a guy who spent a week in front of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289927
Ctrl+F usually works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289927
I just open the leaderboard, I don't have to scroll down very far to find my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289630
Thanks Rin! I went down a bunch because I've been semi-retired for a while, but I've gotten more active again now that the new adjustment time is better for me. I need to get back into the spreadsheet autism that I was in before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289927
the name finds me, I'm not poor

[Anonymous No.]

is everything going to bog hard at adjustment tomorrow? I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289787
iu literal;y just started today bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290135
I'm more scared that prices may not go down

[Anonymous No.]

If they bog, you'll have dividend money and you can buy MOOOREEE

[Anonymous No.]

is this where I start buying $ROPE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289991
>>5290012
See for some reason I'm not showing up even with the ctrl+f trick

[Anonymous No.]

>He has to scroll to find his username on the leaderboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290205
Can I ask for your username, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290250
The World

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290326
if you just recently changed your name, it takes a bit for it to change on the leaderboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290326
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290393
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290406
Anon, your reddit is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290406
ZA you just lost the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290393
Thanks CRTL F was only giving me the one result until I scrolled down to that position.
Feel kinda bad for those below me considering I just started just about under two hours ago.>>5286979

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290642
if anyone is below you it's because they started today too or never bought anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290720
.. or just bought so many superchats to the point where they only have 53 cents.

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia finally hit equilibrium. A few more trades and she'll be at 0%

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290974
Can you imagine how loose she is by now?

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot to set the auto-trader for Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290974
Her graph is the straightest line I've seen. Just like a fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291033
assuming that all of these players are buying out Rushia since adjustment, I can safely say that 47 people are hoarding her right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291033
Her stock should be going up why aren't they going up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291147
Look at the volume, anon.
Basic of stock: More volume = less volatile

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291130
The top 47 wallets contain 82% of all the Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291190
They colluded to create a stable fund, is this allowed honk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291353
Konnui decided to corner pekora's market with his alt I see

[Anonymous No.]

why are you inverting, she will have the worst divvie rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290085
The new adjustment time is too early for me, so it would be difficult to become active again. Spreadsheets seem very useful, but I lack the skills to create them, especially complex ones that use calculations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291472
pacific bro? I usually wake up to set my autotrades and go straight back to sleep, doesn't take me more than 20 mins total usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291467
at this point, with so much liquid, I'm just buying every single coin for penny divvy. better to have shit divvy profit than being caught selling at a loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291430
I can do whatever I want and Honk is powerless to stop me. Next coin to stabilize is Watame, it won't happen for a while but once she really crashes we're going to stabilize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291620
I thought we decided it would be Okayu? We already have yfp and mogu holding it steady for us

[Anonymous No.]

Best divv/$$$, current prices.
-Holo
-Pekora
-Subaru
-Marine
-Miko
-Calli
-Rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291756
Made a mistake, move Subaru under Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291549
I even bought 5 Aqua just because it'll give about 1.5k per and I can unload them all in an hour. It's a weird day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291756
Missing Noel but seems about right, I wouldn't have Mori up there though

[Anonymous No.]

What's Honk even doing with all this processing power at his disposal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291914
Mori gave 3k last week you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291756
I just finished selling my 20 miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291443
Thinking of revealing another one of my alts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291949
She hard reclined this week so I wouldn't expect to see her dividends to go up, similar to what happened to holo a while back

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-VghW7SaM
buy the orange women

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291914
Checked, Noel is under Subaru.
I am confident on Mori, but she should be be about 85% as efficient as Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292024
why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292147
to buy more rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292028
Now rebuy her again for dividends

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a long time since I posted about it, but I want Risu to femdom me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292176
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292176
Meh, it's still good. About 10% less bang for your buck.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to buy coins of my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292060
I'll rather invest on Civia

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292060
You can't make me buy c*****n

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292245
isnt civia's dividends awful though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292098
Yeah. Mori will still give a decent return, but I would seriously start questioning the divvie formula if she returned 3k this week (without similar divvie inflation by other holos) given where her numbers are at

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292205
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292286
Still better than buying chickencoins

[Anonymous No.]

Newfag question despite being top 150, what are dividends based off of? Superchats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292286
If you look at it a certain way, Civia is like a Savings Account. Shit dividends but pretty stable since adjustments are so insignificant you can ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292352
"channel performance" aka magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292299
She got 4M views this week, and it's priced similar to Pekora and Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292352
It just works

[Anonymous No.]

>>5291546
Yeah PST. I'd do that, but it's almost impossible for me to go back to sleep once I use a phone or computer. I have problems falling asleep in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292519
Dang that's rough, hopefully we can get scheduled autotrader in the future, just make it so you can't schedule within 5 mins of adjustment time to make it fair maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292387
>>5292428
So you guys don't know either? Well shit, gotta ask honk himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287394
https://files.catbox.moe/itu5uk.png
towhore...

[Anonymous No.]

Risu is literally a Goddess, I want to worship her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292738

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292519
Try melatonin, 1.5-3mg 1-2 hours before your target sleep time, and stick to it. I used to have a fucked sleep schedule for more than a decade because of computers, I would drift later and later until I would be awake during the night and asleep during the day, and then loop again, but melatonin plus taking the schedule seriously completely fixed it for me. I just need to take melatonin again every few days when I start slipping again.
Melatonin is what makes you naturally drowsy, but sitting in from of the computer causes your brain to not make it as much and not when needed. So it's like taking vitamins when you're deficient.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit. I've spent 2m today. I need more Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia is getting close to the 25% mark
hope youre already holding some

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292930
every other coin is at like 20% divvy ratio tops
buy rushia up until midnight

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everything still going up.

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it's Fumihiko's Matsuri. I feel like Matsuri really embodies the hyper depraved art style he goes for - the image of Matsuri pissing on the guy fucking her is very hot for example, and I really wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292979
I still have 100k liquid amd 30 coins to sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292990
His best works are definitely Matsuri/Sora/Suisei/Marine for me

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you were joking about the auto-trader

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292930
I'M STILL BUYING AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293179
iunno bout you goy but I never encountered a glitch like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293179
I WAS NOT! This is Zhonk sneaky way to deflate the economy by making us lose money in bad unintentional trades

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293070
what a coincidence i just finished fapping to fumihiko suisei

[Anonymous No.]

I've posted this shit like 30 times but you niggers don't read so I will repeat myself.
If you change the "target" number while the autotrader is running it spazzes out because of reasons. You need to stop it, change the value and start it again. I clear it completely and start it again just to be safe and it's worked fine since I started doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop buying Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293328

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293330
Don't worry I'm waiting for the divvies then I'll sell her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293391
I didn't asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292845
Seconding this, but even 1.5 mg can be a lot. I remember reading some research paper where they talked about anything >5 mg basically being experimental cluster headache treatment, and another that specifically mentioned like 0.5 mg being enough for sleep.
If you're a deep sleeper, that 5 or 10 mg shit they sell at stores will keep you drowsy through the morning, unless you're lucky enough to have an Eastern facing window in somewhere like FL so Mr. Sun can wake you up. Order lower dosed shit online, or cut them if they're not time release. Similarly, if you're on an Eastern bound flight long enough to give you jet-lag, take one of those 10 mg fuckers 1-2 hrs before "bed time" at your destination. Put one of those sleep masks on, write "save some food, don't wake me" on a sticky note, put it on your face. Disregard whether it's day or night wherever the plane currently is, and sleep. No jet lag.
Thanks for the reminder though, I have some 300 mcg melatonin somewhere I need to start taking again and a depression "daylight" thing I should probably plug back in.

[Anonymous No.]

uhh bros I turned the autotrader off hours ago and it's been trading nonstop since. what's happening???

[Anonymous No.]

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293391
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293532
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293527
are there any adjustment trades today other than selling everything after divves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293523
It's a mystery, no fix has been found yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293512
i used to take melatonin but it fucked me up cos depression so nowadays i just rely n sleeping when i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293523
MOM I'M IN THE SCREENCAP
I've already sold most of my cocos

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293587
Fellow depression Anon, sleep is important too. A fucked up sleeping schedule can exacerbate it. Do the needful, install f.lux or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293512
I guess I forgot to say that my dosage is based on the sublingual tablets they sell in stores. The smallest they sell is 3mg and I usually take half or a quarter of one. A full one only when I feel I'll really need it. Seconding not to touch the 5-10mg ones, that's by any measure way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293680
speaking of sleep, it's 7am and i was drinking a fuck ton and now i have a headahce

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293070
Sora is too pure and seiso for that...

[Anonymous No.]

I lost $200,000 to the autotrader burning money all day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293759

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293887
o right watern brb

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293587
>>5293759
>>5293933
Miko poster has been drinking again...

[Anonymous No.]

thanks to zhonqbot 5000, I fnially had some glutten night sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293933
I like watern better than water. Sounds cool

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if I enjoy the Marine or Subaru JAV more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293977
i dont post miko tho

i post about how much i wanna rape sui

[Anonymous No.]

>>5281299
Wow I just noticed that ops picture is a genuine Mogu piece. Very nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294091

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294058
wat. where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294273
i wanna nhear marine scream

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is gonna die hornyposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294412
I'm going to die hornyposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294273
>[Sex Syndrome] Gachi Brainwashing-chan Nono 02 Verotuber Houshou Marin
I didn't get past the kissing, why is kissing so fucking hot, I just want to make out with Marine for half an hour straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294412
This thread has been entirely horny posting. So many gains is making people horny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in the Pekora oshiboard again how do I stop doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294536
There is no stop. You only submit to Pekora as your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SO MUCH LIQUID

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294536
keep cumming to pekora eventually you'll see her as nothing but a sex object

[Anonymous No.]

>>5293774
She's forced to act pure due to her role at Hololive, outside of work she's super depraved That's just my head canon though

[Anonymous No.]

my water tastes like aquarium water >>5293887

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294055
watern is how i say it cos it's swedish for vatten and just mix the two words

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294856

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294732
sodachan depravity developed in her early career as an idol, she needs some "connections" to further her career. with a-chan of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294856
how do you know what aquarium water tastes like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294936
i will slurp gura's watern so hard she literally be unable to cum even if she had all the water from the seven oceans

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294980
when i was a kid i drank some when all my fishes died

[Anonymous No.]

not a cumbud but I'd drink Gura's piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295101
i'd drink suisei's piss as my normal drink

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you pissfags have a thread?
Keep it about the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295003
>>5295033
>>5295101

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
>keep it about money
I would PAY for a bottle of Watame's piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
I'll BUY gura piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
yah i'll spend money on suisei or matsuri or rushia's piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
work->get money->pay Shion to piss on me->repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
How much to play the xylophone on Ina's rib cage with my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295357
Get on top of her oshiboard fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>5292845
>>5293512
I'll look into that. Thanks bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
I'll make the superchat page drenched in festival juice

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't read the last 50 replies, just saw HOUR NINETEEN and a based Suichan poster. I have 100k left and zhonkbot is spending it all on Rushia. Bring on the boggening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295831
bbuy so much sui she'll have no choice but to let you cum inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5295247
Yes, they stole RINGO posting from Suisei, I hate them so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Has Maririn covered The Real Folk Blues? Fucked up the soundpost and uploaded a live version without realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5294149
yep, mikofag requested it in the drawthreads, I jumped on it immediately
I'm up for some requests, but only if they interest me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296336
We need holos of your choice, but pink wojak versions. Bog holos are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of, is the OP for next thread covered, or should I open up the program and get to work?
Might be time for some BIG FAT RETURNS for Rushia.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a spicy soundpost for you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5297140

[Anonymous No.]

>>5297140
Ina FINALLY got good dividends apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori up to 14.6k
>Rushia at 5.5k
Not only do I get good divvies but I'll earn good profit from selling, if every Friday is going to be like this I'm all for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287657
>>5297140
There's that piece of shit I made you could work with, although some Rushia/Calli art would probably fit better if you're up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone wants to get creative, Anon uploaded a mega with Nasfaq props >>5265892

[Anonymous No.]

>everything in my wallet is mooning.
>missed the adjustment rollercoaster.
>still "only" at +46%
>I have no idea what trades to make
just gonna wait for divs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>5301303
Was about to say buy something with that 4k but I remembered after today 4k doesn't get you shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5301523
2 ayamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5255282
This man is a prophet,
heed his warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5301523
we are at a point where 1k is nothing\
>>5301946
pls, I don't want my oshi to be a stable 10k coin. marine doesn't really know how to take a day off atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>5301946
I only bought 5 of them anyway

[Anonymous No.]

If your history doesn't look like this you're GAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302162
Close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302162
I still have a million in liquid to allocate, rushia just isnt enough of a woman to drain my balls, im sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302275
Also based, I hit my Calli target already.

[Anonymous No.]

I came here ready to ABAYOpost because we're on page 10 but there's no new OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302530
keep this thread alive until OP saves us

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302653
We hit the bump limit Anon.
>Dawn of the Final Day
>4 Threads Remain

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302791

[Anonymous No.]

I have a shitty one but paint.net doesn't let you do text borders so the /nasfaq/ looks awful.
I know it's 3:30am but MIKOBRO we need you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302969
I think there was a /nasfaqg/ in the mega

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303056
it was a .psd and I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303111
No it wasn't

[Anonymous No.]

still buying Rooshia at 5k. am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303207
You would be retarded not to buy her at such a low price

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303271
is 5k low? Isnt her lowest point at 3k?

[Anonymous No.]

rushia at 7k volume,

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303306
because of a -50% drop due to negative views, negative views are an anomaly anon, not normal check her graphs for her usual prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303306
you want to buy another coin Anon? go ahead pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303401
im pretty sure she always drop to 3k at least once a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>5302530
>>5302964
>>5302969
>>5303029

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303490
you do you then. you know best what to do to get a better position

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303194
Must have missed that, ty anon. I present, a massive piece of shit.
NEW THREAD
>>5303625

[Anonymous No.]

Is it safe to sell rushia now?

[Anonymous No.]

We were too horny and forgot to make the next OP

[Anonymous No.]

I've got it. If I'm not done quickly and the thread dies just check for it in the next 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303640
ABAYO THREAD
>>5303714
Anon you would've had a lot less than 20 minutes lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303846
AHHH YOU FUCKER there's one more thread to be posted before that YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

in after the abayo post

[Anonymous No.]

Great end of thread for a great day

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303895
YOU POSTED AFTER ABAYO, IT'S FUCKING RUINED NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I can sneak in some illegal images in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304023

[Anonymous No.]

TO THE VOID!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304023
When did she lose weight? She looks good with booba.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304153
About 6 months ago, your boy has been working hard (to please Takeshi)

[Anonymous No.]

moot what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA