Realistically, how would one go about getting a Bae wife? What would you need to do to both become her ideal man and satisfy Papa Rat's criteria? Serious answers only please, I really need advice here.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:08:39 2023 No.52707374 [Reply] [Original]

Realistically, how would one go about getting a Bae wife? What would you need to do to both become her ideal man and satisfy Papa Rat's criteria? Serious answers only please, I really need advice here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:10:21 2023 No.52707481 >>52707374 Asian parent means you need to be high paying, respectable profession. For her: Just play otome games. She's a yumejo, they love games like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:12:05 2023 No.52707569 >>52707374 Be asian

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:12:12 2023 No.52707573 Stop watching vtubers and become a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:13:07 2023 No.52707617 File: 106 KB, 497x496, 1662699123084738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you have to ask you're not the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:14:16 2023 No.52707675 >>52707569 Are you sure I can't squeeze through as a white man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:14:44 2023 No.52707698 >>52707481 >have a high paying respectable profession >papa rat: Pfft I have one too, nothing special

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:16:27 2023 No.52707810

For her:

* Be masculine - don't show any signs of weakness or being scared of things
* Be confident
* Be knowledgable - know how to do things like fixing appliances or changing tires, especially the latter. I once had a flat when I was out with an ex and I didn't know how to fix it. A random guy stopped by and changed it for us - easily the most embarrassing moment of my life. Needless to say, she broke up with me not long after.

For her dad:

* Have a good job in government, at a hospital, or in the corporate world
* Be White or her specific race of Asian. Korean or Japanese might possibly be acceptable depending on how open minded her parents are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:17:50 2023 No.52707889 >>52707698 Stop coping papa rat, there's nothing high paying or respectable about carpentry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:19:32 2023 No.52707998 >>52707675 East Asians have no issue with their kids marrying whites. They're way more racist against southeast Asians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:20:19 2023 No.52708054 >>52707998 Huh I always just assumed they didn't really care as long as you were in the general asian sphere

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:25:23 2023 No.52708355 File: 262 KB, 1749x2000, 1657480546604317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] be Roberu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:25:29 2023 No.52708363 >>52708054 Chinese parents will seriously lose their shit if their daughter married a brown Asian like a Filipino. If they're Anglicised or Americanized, they might not have such a big deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:27:21 2023 No.52708478 >>52707374 Battle Papa Rat in hand-to-hand combat and survive his piledriver with manly grit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:29:09 2023 No.52708568 >>52707374 Don't you have to be a doctor or some shit to get Asian parents respect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:30:03 2023 No.52708624 >>52707810 How the fuck don't you know how to change a tire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:30:06 2023 No.52708627 >>52708478 >standing here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:31:07 2023 No.52708685 >>52708624 he was born knowing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:31:53 2023 No.52708739 >>52708624 This I'm curious about too anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:32:53 2023 No.52708798 >>52708624 daddy didn't teach me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:37:12 2023 No.52709079 >>52708624 >>52708739 Sometimes it just never comes up what's wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:44:15 2023 No.52709519 >>52709079 It should just be something you get taught or teach yourself when you're learning to drive, the same as changing your oil. If you don't already know I really recommend just youtubing it to save yourself the hassle in the future.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:46:03 2023 No.52709648

>>52707481
>>52707569
>>52707573
>>52707810
>>52708054
>>52708363
>>52708568
>vtuber has Asian ethnicity that isn't even their primary one in terms of where and how they were raised
>/vt/: *thinks of their character only with Asian stereotypes and ideals*
Here's your issue, you're thinking about this all wrong not just for Bae, but for other EN vtubers with Asian ethnicities as well. Bae may have lived with Asian parents, but she wasn't raised in Asia in any way, so your stereotypes about Asians most likely aren't a minimum requirement or a requirement at all. Bae grew up and was raised in Australia, she's an Australian through and through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:46:53 2023 No.52709713 >>52709648 Her parents, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:50:08 2023 No.52709952 >>52709713 Show me evidence that Bae's parents were raised and grew up in an Asian country

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:50:23 2023 No.52709975 >White people trying to impress Asian dads when they don't even run the family 9/10 times. That's why you will never have an Asian waifu. It's the mother you have to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:51:32 2023 No.52710060 >>52709952 She spoke Chinese on stream with a family member once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:52:33 2023 No.52710129 >>52710060 Show me the clip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:54:29 2023 No.52710292 >>52709952 OP didn't ask about Bae specifically. Hardmode is assuming the parents are immigrants and therefore stereotipically hardass asian parents.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:54:52 2023 No.52710319 >>52710129 Last time I'll be spoonfeeding you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HX_SkVU8lM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:55:11 2023 No.52710349 >>52709648 watch fucking streams holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:56:47 2023 No.52710462 >>52709648 How do I woo an Australian yumejo idol then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:57:25 2023 No.52710504 >>52710349 You're one to talk catalognigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:59:43 2023 No.52710672 >>52707998 Based I'm going to appear at Papa Rat's front porch with a bouquet of flowers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:02:29 2023 No.52710879 >>52710462 I dunno, I'm just saying this board has such a basic way of thinking. They see an EN vtuber with an Asian ethnicity and they just think of them as an Asian, no matter if they grew up elsewhere. They'd ask if someone named Robin is a bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:06:54 2023 No.52711168 >>52710879 Well, in her own company we have two chuubas of a similar age group with hardass korean parents so

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:09:07 2023 No.52711329 >>52711168 And who might those be? I'm willing to bet they don't understand a lick of Korean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:09:28 2023 No.52711350 >>52710879 >if someone named Robin is a bird Well? Is that person a bird or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:10:58 2023 No.52711466 File: 8 KB, 275x183, images[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52711350 Maybe we're all birds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:12:08 2023 No.52711536 >>52708624 Even if I learn, I'll just forget how to do it. How often does a tire pop, like once every five years?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:13:06 2023 No.52711593 >>52711536 You need to deliberately slash your own tires just so you can change them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:13:45 2023 No.52711640 >>52711536 You don't rotate your tires?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:16:10 2023 No.52711820 >>52709975 That true. Usually, the mother-in-law is the inlaw from hell. Usually. T. Flip who has seen one too many telenovelas with a haughty rich female inlaw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:16:32 2023 No.52711848 >>52711640 ngl I've never heard about rotating tires before. Maybe it's done during maintenance I dunno, but I've never done that myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:21:40 2023 No.52712208 I hope you all arent forgetting that you have to know the person behind the vtuber and know what their hits and misses are. You have to fully understand both sides of her, online and offline. And whatever you do...dont be like Camelot.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:21:41 2023 No.52712209

>>52711848
It's usually done during maintenance, it's just moving your tyres around so that they last longer, since breaking and cornering wears different parts of the tyre.
Either way, changing a tyre is a simple procedure and all thats really required is knowing what height to loosen and what height to take off the bolts, and then what order you tighten the bolts back on.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:23:37 2023 No.52712330

>>52708363
I can vouch for this. I tried dating a Chinese girl once; her parents roasted me six ways to Sunday. Mostly because of class differences (her parents were both upper-middle class merchants, while I came from a plumbing engineer and a housewife)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:23:38 2023 No.52712332 >>52712209 Thank you Brit/Aus, but you overestimate me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:36:43 2023 No.52713228 File: 713 KB, 848x1472, 1687660828120820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52709952

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:38:42 2023 No.52713363 >>52713228 A lot of acne problems can be solved by regular sleep, healthy diet, and exercise. And not using any "acne treatment" facial product.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:48:10 2023 No.52713940

>>52710319
>Bae is Chinese and not Korean or Jap
Holy shit. Genuinely mindblowing given how often we see her speak Japanese and Korean but never Chinese.
Why not stream in Chinese too? Chinks have a huge vtuber audience so she would be very successful if she can dip into that audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:48:51 2023 No.52713983 >>52713228 Papa Rat is right tho. Eating junk shit is causes like 75% of all acne issues

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:48:54 2023 No.52713986 >>52713940 >Hololive and China Yeah, about that...

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:55:17 2023 No.52714424

>>52713363
Top secret protip from a pharmacist who specializes in drug compounding: most dermatologists are hacks trying to pretend they're better than they are.
They all come up with special formulas for creams and ointments to look like they have some special hidden knowledge that the other dermatologist across the street doesn't but it all just boils down to some combination of topical corticosteroid and antibiotic that can kill typical skin bacteria.
When they just prescribe you doxycycline pills and a low potency corticosteroid creme off the shelf for your acne is when they're being honest with you. Maybe if they need to bring in the big guns they'll put you on tretinoin. Papa rat was unironically right at least when it comes to distrusting them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:56:28 2023 No.52714485 >>52713940 Hololive burned their bridge with China a while ago, not completely by their own free will

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:58:13 2023 No.52714605

>>52713986
>>52714485
I've heard this multiple times before but I don't know the story. Why would they ignore such a massive market?
If anything they should be setting up a Hololive CN of some kind to rake in that sweet money. Is this some bullshit neocohen /pol/itics again where we're actively forced to fuck ourselves over because of mandatory CCP hate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:59:06 2023 No.52714662 >>52714605 bro.......................

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:59:48 2023 No.52714705 >>52714605 >Wasn't around when THAT happened Coma-chama...

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:01:13 2023 No.52714806

>>52714605

On a stream, Coco and Haachama showed their Google Analytics which showed Taiwan as an independent country. This set off a huge amount of backlash and harassment from mainland Chinese viewers towards them, Coco especially, which led to Cover graduating their entire Chinese branch and was certainly one of the multiple reasons why Coco herself graduated.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:07:17 2023 No.52715269

>>52714806
Oh lmao. I'm surprised they wouldn't just graduate those vtubers and start again though. China is a country with such a massive market to plumb that you'd think two vtubers isn't a big deal. Just do what all corpos do, half-assed apology and then pretend nothing ever happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:07:20 2023 No.52715273 >>52712208 What does this even mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:08:50 2023 No.52715358 >>52713940 She doesn't know how to speak the language more than a few phrases strictly verbally with her parents, she's talked about this before

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:08:55 2023 No.52715365 >>52715269 I wish they didn't graduate them. Six wonderful talents gone. I miss Civia the most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:11:57 2023 No.52715576 >>52714424 What do you think of things like retinol treatments? Are those worthwhile at all or more snake oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:12:25 2023 No.52715611 >>52715365 I miss Yogurt...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:12:31 2023 No.52715617 >>52715358 >be chink >only speak a little Chink but almost fluent in nip and conversational/mostly literate in gook Either she's lying because she doesn't want to be associated with the China drama or that's just sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:12:45 2023 No.52715632 >>52715269 If you choose to believe it, there's was this rrat going around that claims Tempus is going to be Cover's re-entry into the Chinese market, Luxiem-style >>52715611 I miss Yogurt too...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:13:54 2023 No.52715690 >>52715632 Honestly I'd give it a shot at least, I need some Mandarin reps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:15:06 2023 No.52715755 >>52715690 (me) Unless they're just gonna pander to Chinese fujos and not actually speak Mandarin...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:17:06 2023 No.52715874 >>52715269 Imo, I think if Cover axed Coco and Haachama instead of the 6 Chinese members, Hololive's popularity and market share in Japan would have collapsed and they'd become irrelevant today.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:19:35 2023 No.52716022

>>52715576
Retinoids are quite effective because they pretty much just force the skin to constantly exfoliate. The only reason they aren't used more is because they pretty much force you to always use moisturizer and sunscreen. For guys that means a skincare routine they aren't used to, whereas women also need birth control because it causes serious birth defects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:19:52 2023 No.52716036 >>52715617 Welcome to Australia ,cocksucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:28:24 2023 No.52716613 >>52716022 Naruhodo, thanks for the lesson

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:31:28 2023 No.52716826

>>52707374
Bae's criteria for an ideal man
Mandatory advice
>Be nice and sweet, someone who can spoil and tease her on command
>Humor her otome/yume fantasies, this is her deepest desire
Good but optional advice
>Do your /o/ reps, the more you know the better, she likes cars and watches top gear, start with that
>Get into Otome games/Barbie/Fashion/Shoujo manga/Kpop for her sake
>Work out and become /fit/
>Learn how to cook Korean/Japanese cuisine
>Go bouldering with her whenever she wants
Turn offs
>Don't be incestuous and say shit like "you remind me of a little sister"
>Don't be a whore
>Don't be someone who doesn't want children/or is rude to children

Papa rat's criteria
>Be a doctor or a lawyer
>Have a Soprano singing voice
>Have a Mansion/business empire
>Have a good vintage car
>Knowledge on carpentry
Here's a secret tip, papa rat has a crippling obsession with fried chicken but Mama rat won't let him get any, bribe him with fried chicken, you are free to ignore all advice above as long as you can bribe him with good fried chicken, nothing in life brings him more joy, not even his own daughter. https://youtu.be/0pRsT1uBgaA?t=5400

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:32:28 2023 No.52716893 >>52707374 be white. If you are white mamarat will try to force bae onto your cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:33:45 2023 No.52716976 >>52716826 Does 90s JDM count as a classic car?

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:34:32 2023 No.52717038

>>52709648
She spoke cantonese on stream and has a big sister. There is a 99% chance her parents are hong kongers who escaped communism. hong kongers literally act every bit as asian as people think and their kids do to. They only start acting like ABCs when they are a generation removed.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:39:03 2023 No.52717314

>>52709952
Bae spoke cantonese on stream to her mom when IRyS forgot to mute and has an older sister. Bae said her dad has a thick accent. So neither of her parents are born in aussieland if her dad has an accent and her mom speaks canotnese. Plus, based on the fact she has an older sis and its cantonese, the bongs gave the commies hong kong back in 1997. Tons of hong kongers, who speak cantonese, fled hong kong for the US, UK and Aus so they could escape the communists. If you meet someone in their 20s or 30s and they speak cantonese 99% chance their parents were born in hong kong and fucked off due to communism

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:40:04 2023 No.52717389 >>52710292 she has said on stream her dad has an accent and she talked to her mom on stream when IRyS forgot to mute in cantonese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:40:50 2023 No.52717431 >>52716826 >Work to fill all of these criteria >Still will never even meet Bae to show her in the first place Life is suffering eternal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:51:33 2023 No.52718088 >>52716893 Wait but I'm white, why hasn't this happened yet?

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:57:47 2023 No.52718512

>>52707374
>huh yeah hu Bae you dont know me but i traveled to Australia and found out where you live because i wanna marry you, what is Papa Rat's criteria, haha.
>Tonight at 10 out leading story, police arrest mentally ill American stalker who traveled here to meet an online streamers known as a "vtuber" to marry her. He was arrested after the police were called to the scene.
>I was just so scared, i dont know him, i work for this online company in Japan, we do streams as anime girls *starts crying* i was so scared. This is not ok, vtubers are not your girlfriends, this toxic behavior is not ok *strats crying even more*
>we also spoke to the police
>We pepper sprayed the man when he resisted arrest
>he resisted?
>yes, saying something about marrying a rat? I dont know, he has obvious mental issues. He will be put in trial and then deported, very likely banned from entering the country again. This type of misogynistic behavior is not ok, let it be known australian authorities take it very seriously.
>back tobthe victim
>Just because i do streams doesn't mean im your girlfriend, im your friend, it does not give you the right to behave like this *starts crying again*.
>Back to you Diane
>Horrible, horrible. In this day and age. Next up, what your shoe color say about your love life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:58:51 2023 No.52718587 >>52718512 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:00:47 2023 No.52718693 >>52713940 Wait she speak 4 fucking languages and two of those are the hardest ones around. How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:06:24 2023 No.52719047 >>52718088 mexicans aren't white

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:08:25 2023 No.52719177 >>52718512 Bae would never act like this, she loves me a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:14:08 2023 No.52719524 >>52719177 >Bae would never >STOP RESISTING >act like this >TASER TASER >she loves me a lAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:15:40 2023 No.52719610 >>52718512 >Crikey, Diane, you can never really tell with these Yanks, eh? >That's right Dan, really terrible, what's happened. Up next: Spiders. Friend, or foe? Stay tuned on ABC.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:22:35 2023 No.52720016

>>52718512
translated into Australian for clarity
>huh yeah hu Bae you dont know me but i traveled to Australia and found out where you live because i wanna marry you, what is Papa Rat's criteria, haha.
>Tonight at 10 out leadin' stawry, cops ahrrest mentally crook amahican stalkah wo traveled heah ta meet an online streamahs fahkin' known as a "vtuber" ta mahrry hah. He was ahrrested afder the bloody cops weah called ta the bloody scene.
>I was just so scahred, i dont know him, i wawrk fawr this online company in japan, we do streams as anime girls *stahrts crying* i was so scahred. This is not ok, vtubers ahah not yah girlfriends, this toxic behaviawr is not ok *starts cryin' even mawre*
>we also spoke ta the bloody cops
>We peppah sprayed the bloody bloke wen he resisted ahrrest
>he resisted?
>yes, sayin' somethin' about mahrryin' a rat? i dont know, he 'as fahkin' obvious fahkin' mental issues. He will be bung in trial 'n then depawrted, very likely banned from enterin' the bloody country agayyn. This choope of misogynistic behaviawr is not ok, let it be fahkin' known strine authawrities take it very seriously.
>back to the victim
>just because i do streams doesn't mean im yah girlfriend, im yah cobber, it does not give ya the bloody right ta behave liyyke this *stahrts cryin' agayyn*.
>back ta ya Diane
>hawrrible, 'awrrible. In this day 'n age. Next up, wat yah shoe colawr say about yah love life. Fair dinkum mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:24:08 2023 No.52720107 >>52720016 kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:35:12 2023 No.52720798 >>52718512 >>52719524 >>52720016 This thread is too good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:36:51 2023 No.52720894 >>52707889 Actually carpentry can pay really damn well with enough training. My dad was a master carpenter and it put me and my brothers through college debt-free.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:42:10 2023 No.52721209 >>52720894 A good majority of most trades are well paying down here, I still remember the amount of mates trying to get plumbing and electrician apprenticeship back in the day because the pay was great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:45:08 2023 No.52721364 >>52710319 >cantonese Huh, I wonder if they're from HK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:46:05 2023 No.52721433 >>52707573 >>52708568 don't fall for it bros, I'm a doctor and I still don't have a qt vtuber wife >>52715365 also screw Bae, isn't Civia still studying abroad in the U.S.? I can fix her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:47:12 2023 No.52721479 >>52721433 Wtf my degree isn't going to get me a chuuba wife at the end anyway? What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:47:23 2023 No.52721494 >>52713228 Oh god, her father genuinely believes in TCM, doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:50:52 2023 No.52721705 >>52721433 She's in the USA?? I know she's now Ciyana but I didn't know she was studying abroad.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:51:18 2023 No.52721728

>>52707374
Simple, anon. Just follow my path. I completed college with a mechanial engineering degree, gained a commission with the navy, am now an O4, and have set my next deployment to Australia so I can press that rat before any of you anons find her first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:51:42 2023 No.52721753 >>52707374 Join Holostars, preferably JP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:51:58 2023 No.52721766 >>52721494 Papa Rat is the type of man to be set in his ways for sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 04:52:38 2023 No.52721795 >>52721766 Yeah but that shit straight up kills people

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:27:18 2023 No.52723683

>>52721364
she has an older sister who doesn't live with her, so the sis was likely born in the 1990s. The bongs gave hong kong to the communists in 1997 and the hong kongers knew since the 80s.
I also just assume if someone speaks cantonses they are or their parents are from hong kong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:28:53 2023 No.52723750 >>52723683 >and the hong kongers knew since the 80s. They knew since 1897, it was specifically a 100-year lease

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:31:56 2023 No.52723867 >>52716826 >Soprano Soprano is the high female voice. I suppose you mean Tenor, which is the high male voice. Most men are Baritones, which is the middle male voice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:33:05 2023 No.52723912 >>52723683 Ah yes, the British National (Overseas) or BNO passports...

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:33:13 2023 No.52723918

>>52723750
99 years, and that lease wasn't for hong kong, bongs won hong kong island in war fair and square. And the 99 year lease was for the new territories and at the time a 99 year lease meant forever. In 1984 the bongs agreed to give the commies both the new territories AND hong kong island in exchange for the commies not making hong kong a commie shithole until 2047

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:34:32 2023 No.52723965 >>52723918 >implying HK already hasn't been subverted into one through Lam and other asshats at the LegCo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:34:42 2023 No.52723970 >>52723918 In fairness they did actually keep to that promise prior to Xi. A much as Jiang Zemin didn't like Hong Kong criticizing them, he let them stay independent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGlN6z9dTBc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:35:41 2023 No.52724015 >>52723918 >war >fair and square Imagine thinking any war is fair and square, particularly one waged using a highly addictive drug that incapacitated half the country and leadership

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:37:55 2023 No.52724114 >>52724015 war is fair and square, whoever is stronger and smarter gets the land. Getting addicted to opium is literally a skill issue. The goat fuckers in Afghanistan literally beat 11 empires

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:43:45 2023 No.52724310 >>52724015 the point is that it happened in the past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:55:31 2023 No.52724683 >>52707374 Shes a normie zoomer asian girl living in australia. Its so easy sydney, perth and melbourne are brimming with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 05:58:12 2023 No.52724769 >>52721364 Sydney and melb are full of hongkies. Some of the best cantonese restaurants ive tried are in australia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:01:13 2023 No.52724881 >>52707374 Asain parents seso must go to ivy league school must make atleast 150k Must play piano

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:06:04 2023 No.52725056 >>52713228 This is a very cute post. Does she make members posts like this a lot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:07:21 2023 No.52725101 >>52723683 I could've sworn Bae mentioned anerat living with her just recently

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:12:03 2023 No.52725261

>>52725056
She made about 2-3 of them like this in pretty quick succession following her members stream a few weeks back where she brainstormed more ideas of ways to give back to her members because she wanted to do way more for them. There's been a bit of a gap since and while she's mentioned she's had intentions to post more things like this she's probably just been too busy with all the shit going on lately

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:12:21 2023 No.52725274 >>52719047 then how do you explain my clear pristine skin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:16:29 2023 No.52725421 >>52716826 >fit half of what she likes >will never meet her ok. i dont love bae anymore, it has been a good ride everyone!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:21:08 2023 No.52725581 >>52716826 I fit all of Bae's criteria and know several delicious fried chicken places to cheat code into Papa Rat's heart. I'm fucking in, bros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:32:16 2023 No.52725980 >>52725581 Go get her bro, it's all on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:33:52 2023 No.52726025 >>52707374 just save a dying child or something like that, always work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:40:27 2023 No.52726278 >>52721728 >O4s in my thread just wanna take the opportunity to tell you to choke on a dick, sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:44:32 2023 No.52726458 >>52726025 Where am I going to find a dying child to save in this economy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:46:59 2023 No.52726539 >>52726278 Nah. We respect our servicemen and women here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:49:18 2023 No.52726622 >>52725980 It'll be difficult to overcome the "faceless name in chat" state, but I won't give up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 06:52:50 2023 No.52726749 >>52726622 I want to overcome this hurdle so bad bros..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:00:44 2023 No.52727019 >>52724015 It was fair, cope and seethe chinaman We should have never allowed you to wean yourselves off of the opium if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:01:44 2023 No.52727047 >>52708624 Kys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:03:28 2023 No.52727114 >>52727047 Lol. This is a basic action that everybody should know. You are pathetic.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:05:03 2023 No.52727161

>>52727019
Keep up that same energy when China takes over the global economy and all other nations become its vassal states. Then we'll see if you think it's all fair and square. Point is war is never fair and square, casus belli is a lie to sell to the people and convince people like you to commit atrocities for pride and ego

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:23:37 2023 No.52727723 >>52727047 Why?

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:24:47 2023 No.52727753

>>52727161
Y’all aint taking over shit, all the cheap manufacturing jobs are moving to India and Mexico, even the ones from Chinese companies.

The one child policy destroyed China’s demographics and y’all are about to be older than Japan’s average age without becoming a developed country first.

You aren’t taking over anything and your best days are behind you. So much hope in 2008, 15 years later and everything has gone to shit

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:31:44 2023 No.52727960

>>52727753
Not Chinese, but if you still think that then you haven't been paying attention and are in for a rude awakening in the coming decades. Pray that America can get its act together before then because it's not too late, but there's not much time. Given the state of our current gridlocked and corrupt politics, I'm not optimistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:36:15 2023 No.52728088 >>52708624 I don't have a car

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:43:16 2023 No.52728277

>>52727960
China hypes their success and idiots like you actually believe it because muh shiny trains

My homeboy, half of them still live on less than a dollar a day and in the countryside they’re still eating rats.

China dug their own grave with the one child policy and they have not caught up with the US, despite the endless propaganda. Now their economy is shrinking and there is no growth story ahead of them.

The US can literally coast and continue being as shit as it is today and they are still going to be better off than 99% of the Chinese population

Europe is fucked because of demographics, but America is about the only western country that has the possibility of a future, despite the endless predictions of doom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:43:24 2023 No.52728281 >>52707374 A tattooed whore? You can find them a lot in thailand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:43:27 2023 No.52728282 >>52728088 Understandable, have a nice day. I recommend you learn if you ever get one though.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:47:23 2023 No.52728407

>>52727960
And honestly the fact that Mr. Chen has not even responded when he was VERY quick to jump on the opium war shitpost should tell you all you need to know

Even he knows i’m right. Any Chinese person with any sense implicitly understands the decline the country faces, which is why anyone who can is heading for the door as fast as they can

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:47:44 2023 No.52728419 >>52728277 I hope you're right. Let's just leave it at that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:57:55 2023 No.52728748 >rave whore >Probably had uncountable amounts of dicks in her >Any demands to her "husband" Post the meme picture with the line of naked guys and one in suite That's you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 07:59:07 2023 No.52728779 File: 424 KB, 585x569, Me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52707374 Already canonically my wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:00:04 2023 No.52728805 BAE'S PUSSY IS ROBERUS RIGHTFUL CLAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:02:55 2023 No.52728878 Man, a cute girl like Bae really drives some schizos insane doesn't she? you can tell exactly when he woke up and decided to have a meltdown over so much love for the rat. I'm starting to believe the jealous roastie rrats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:06:42 2023 No.52728975 File: 79 KB, 254x172, 165332156234412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52728779 That fat fuck in the middle? me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:09:06 2023 No.52729032 I had sex with bae in a dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:09:22 2023 No.52729037 >>52728748 Mimi, please understand that a womb that can still produce offspring is infinitely more desirable than your barren hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:10:48 2023 No.52729074 >>52728779 >>52728975 Isn't that just mr squeaks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:21:31 2023 No.52729327 >>52729074 Squeakers is the small one, the giant rat is a brat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:48:41 2023 No.52729946 >>52729037 this is great, there needs to be men like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 08:53:29 2023 No.52730054 >>52707889 Carpentry is pretty based actually. Beats 99% of jobs out there in terms of soul

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 09:38:17 2023 No.52731064

>>52712208
>I hope you all arent forgetting that you have to know the person behind the vtuber and know what their hits and misses are.
>You have to fully understand both sides of her, online and offline.
I would argue they hate people who know them online, as people who love the online them will have stupid expectations for the offline them, aka the real them. E.g. Marine is known to be more genki and happy online but is quieter and more depressed IRL. All their online stuff has some element of bullshit where they put on a persona, either playing things up for entertainment, yuribaiting when they are straight, playing up retardation or in some cases it's just straight up a lie or character they play. I think most of them won't want to date fans for this reason and not knowing about their online presence would be a bigger plus than anyone knowing and liking their online persona.
>>52713228
>You eat like shit
Whats weird is I always thought Bae was one of the healthier holos. Atleast unlike Suisei and Nene she can eat vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 09:41:15 2023 No.52731138 >>52707998 Based. It's the same in reverse too, I would have no problem with marrying a jap, but SEA? Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 09:48:09 2023 No.52731275 File: 13 KB, 317x285, 329644548_6013688342020271_2538412000959860671_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52707374 >>52707374 >me that dont have a car >me that not that masculine don't matter i will just force myself and mate press her

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 09:48:25 2023 No.52731286

>>52713363
>>52713983
Some acne problems can be helped by those things, but not entirely solved. The real problem is thinking there's a catch-all solution. I know you're probably young, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of these things are just down to genetics. Some people have faces full of acne while having a perfect diet. Others have perfect skin while eating nothing but junk all day. The world is not fair, stop thinking it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 09:52:17 2023 No.52731377 >>52707374 >ideal man >man There's your first problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 10:11:51 2023 No.52731811 >>52731377 I mean, I used to be kinda similar to Mumei's personality, but I've learnt how to hide my power level effectively

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 10:20:53 2023 No.52731977 >>52720016 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 10:40:23 2023 No.52732393 >>52713363 this is the type of shit a smoothskin would say

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 10:42:10 2023 No.52732434 >>52732393 Nah. I dealt with bad acne. Once I actually slept 8 hours, went to the gym, and paid attention to my diet, and stopped using all those stupid acne products, my acne cleared up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 11:48:18 2023 No.52734434 >>52707374 So you want a zoomer half chink half Australian girl? I don't know, start hanging around bars in Sidney on the bad side of town

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 11:52:07 2023 No.52734555

>>52711536
That is not even an excuse
You are not changing the tire itself and keeping the rim, you are replacing the whole fucking wheel
you jack up the car (which is obvious), popping out 4 to 5 bolts on the wheel (fucking obvious too), take off the wheel and replace it with the one in the trunk, installation of the replacement wheel is the reverse of taking off

Changing a flat tire for the spare is not something you need to learn, is something as dumb proof as fucking changing a lightbulb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 12:25:30 2023 No.52735716 >>52734555 Ogey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 13:30:06 2023 No.52738188 Australian accents are really attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 14:15:07 2023 No.52740106 >>52707481 well said

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 14:20:44 2023 No.52740345 >>52707374 Have you considered joining Holostars and hitting it off with Bae on the Discord channel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 14:49:58 2023 No.52741642 >>52713940 cantonese is basically a 2 view audience https://www.youtube.com/live/AMO8yV3PvDk?feature=share

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 14:51:15 2023 No.52741704 >>52713940 cantonese is basically a 2 view audience https://www.youtube.com/live/AMO8yV3PvDk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 14:54:07 2023 No.52741829 >>52713940 cantonese is a 2 view audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMO8yV3PvDk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 15:29:18 2023 No.52743425 >>52738188 Very true

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 16:03:59 2023 No.52744811 >>52728281 >>52728748 >>52734434 What do you call this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 16:57:39 2023 No.52747255 >>52731064 part of me just straight up doesnt believe they dont eat vegetables, mostly because im called picky as shit and like vegetables lol. they nust be insanely picky

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 16:58:39 2023 No.52747308

>>52725101
maybe she moved back? I thought Anerat had cats and Bae didn't because she couldn't take care of beastie or the whole speaking in Cantonese thing was about Anerat coming over and her mom telling her to get off the computer and do something
>>52725274
indian skin whitening products

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 17:16:24 2023 No.52748124 >>52726622 >>52726749 Good luck brothers, remember to never open up with the 'I'm in your chat all the time' line, it does NOT work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 17:32:11 2023 No.52748811 >>52748124 H-how do you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 17:50:16 2023 No.52749702 >>52748811 Don't look into it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 17:56:50 2023 No.52750054 File: 38 KB, 637x595, 1687891911029576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52707810 rare to find a reasonable post in these parts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 18:00:24 2023 No.52750261 >>52707374 Get a corpo/medical job, lots of gifts and food outings and a nice car as well. That's it. Or just kidnap her and live happily ever after, it's easier.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 18:10:42 2023 No.52750790

>>52713228
This image really makes the Asian struggle so alien to me. Asian medschool anons please tell me what it's like having parents push you into medicine, maybe you're a qualified doctor and then they still insist on the traditional shit.
>You go to med school, become doctor and make us proud. Oh you sick from studying too hard? Eat this fermented shark penis to increase vitality.

I'm a (white) biochemistry graduate dealing with family who think chiropractics are good for your back and massage will release toxins. I don't get how they refuse to accept they are wrong, continue to waste money and keep spouting nonsense, I legitimately can't get them to accept that stuff like chiropractors are a scam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 18:35:26 2023 No.52752056 >>52750261 So you're saying she won't be impressed by my 2000 intrepid?

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 18:56:46 2023 No.52753021

>>52750790
you kinda learn quickly that a good amount of your patients don't follow what you say anyways, so the bigger focus is on harm reduction (in simple terms). I'm not gonna persuade some retard out of acupuncture if they really believe in it, simply because it won't make them any worse, and the placebo may make them happier -> better outcomes so whatever. you can also get into the weeds of how denying crazies their non-traditional medicine will hurt the physician-patient relationship and they'll trust you even less for being a pharma shill. it really only warrants intervention for especially stupid shit like apricot pit enthusiasts, chronic lyme, etc. (thankfully haven't run into any yet). so basically, traditional chinese medicine is relatively harmless compared to lots of weird stuff people find on the internet. regarding chiropractic, also generally harmless EXCEPT cervical manipulation, applied kinesiology (muh crystals), and those who interpret their own imaging are all huge red flags that will just fuck up your patients worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 19:46:28 2023 No.52755342 >>52716826 I WILL LIVE OUT YOUR YUMEJO FANTASIES WITH YOU BAE JUST OPEN THE SHED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 19:50:10 2023 No.52755519 >>52707374 Roberu is her oshi watch and learn from him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 19:56:22 2023 No.52755839 >>52755519 Subaru is her oshi though and I don't think I can pull off a convincing shuba impression

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 20:16:24 2023 No.52756889 >>52707374 >go to a rave >mating press >tell papa rat that you'll take responsibility so she doesn't abort Done, congrats on your future rat wife and kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 20:29:08 2023 No.52757582 >>52756889 >go to a rave >gets king hit by a man wearing a crown >he laughs as you hit the curb and become a vegetable That's the realistic version of your fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 20:59:11 2023 No.52759232 >>52756889 How would a rave help me here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 21:00:28 2023 No.52759295 >>52759232 It won't. Try a good cafe instead, the kind that won't kick you out after 5+ hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 21:52:40 2023 No.52762526 >>52707374 Gomen, we don't believe in polygamy

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 22:16:07 2023 No.52764101

>>52716826
>>Don't be someone who doesn't want children/
>>Don't be a whore
Wait what? Did she ever say this? AFAIK only Marine has openly stated she wants children. Fuck Bae is so fucking weird to me, I don't watch her much but how the fuck do you be a zoomerette who hates whores and who actually states they want kids. The zoomer girls I know are the total opposite.

I don't even want to fuck your oshi, I'm just genuinely shocked women like her still exist in the west. I never thought I would ever see a zoomer I consider wholesome, I hope she ends up happy after hololive since people like her are rare.

>otome/yume fantasies
Aside from being a butler and doing a kabedon what else are yumes into? It's genuinely a subculture I know little about since I don't play otome games and the otome culture I don know of is just fujoshis, yumejos are alien to me.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 22:22:13 2023 No.52764534

>>52747255
I 100% believe that Suisei never eats vegetables, she's unhealthy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeLDwKUkbVY
She references drinking a vitamin C drink, I can only imagien it's to compensate for the lack of vitamin C you would get from meat being your main source of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 22:24:15 2023 No.52764668 >>52764534 suisei should change her diet already EAT YOUR VEGGIES BITCH

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 22:37:35 2023 No.52765539

>>52764101
Bae fucking adores children and would definitely want to have a bunch, the don't be a whore bit is probably referring to that section in her P5 playthrough where she went on a mini rant chastising Ryuji and company for trying to go pick up chicks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:22:05 2023 No.52768056 >>52713228 ...this is how she talks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:26:03 2023 No.52768237 >>52715576 >>52716022 retinoids also have a bunch of potential side-effects, like bowel inflammation. look into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:30:03 2023 No.52768460 >>52764101 not everyone of the same age is the same, retard.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:39:58 2023 No.52768921

>>52764101
>Wait what? Did she ever say this?
Its simple anon, bae is a shipper at heart like kiara, but the difference is that she is not a multishipper, she doesnt like harem animes and when she ships two characters she will no accept any other options for those characters.
That is why when chat asked her about the pat-kiss-marry question, she said that choosing someone other than irys for the marry option would be a "diservice" to the ship. Thats how seriously she takes shipping, basically the opposite to mumei.
That being said, bae is much more open to have more "crushes" aside from irys.

Now about the baby part, shes very pro-family and family stuff always makes her emotional.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 23:51:35 2023 No.52769541
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>>52764101
Let me shed some light on Yume culture for you, every Yume has different preferences but generally yeah, there are tropes that appeal to yumes and some common shoujo manga scenarios are often present in most media for Yumes for precisely that reason
Lets start with the basic definition. Yumejoshis are girls who self insert themselves into the female leads in shoujo manga/anime and Otome games. Every single Yume has her preferences and is different. Bae for example has two archetype of characters she has a soft spot for, the sweet prince guy who spoils her but is also a tease at times or the mysterious quiet caring guy, think Itachi from Naruto. Yumes also have their spectrums of degeneracy and kinks which you can make out from what they like in an Otome game

To offer you some perspective into the daily life of a yume, let's use her catboy stream from the other day, the same one IRyS played BUT with a heart monitor so we could see whenever she felt flustered according to her heartrate. At various points in the playthrough, she had her HR risen by all of the catboys but Fennel (ironically the one IRyS liked the most)
Let's break it down route by route

Sage, the big gruffy muscular manly dude. She liked how he was a caring fella who could cook nice meals and he got her up to like a 110HR at points, especially when he offered to cook for her. He sister-zoned her pretty early on though and she was okay and happy with it.
Then comes the climax of the route where he starts indulging in too much skinship in too little time, calling her his girlfriend, little cat and some other shit and this creeps her the fuck out, she becomes dry as fuck and her heart rate falls to like 70-80 for the remainder of the playthrough because it's "incest", it was rather amusing and she desperately wanted to end the route so she could move onto the next

Then there was the white haired Sesshomaru look-alike, Laurier. Due to the Sesshomaru resemblance, his looks alone raised her heartrate and got her acting tsundere, firing her heartrate past 110+ at multiple points with his teasing
Turns out he is a schizo who turns into a grade schooler (mentally) if he eats something too sweet, henceforth is a repeat of the previous route where she is completely turned off and creeped out with a heartrate to match in the 70s by the concept of a child stuck in an adult man's body.

As for her final route of the day, Dill. He was the only character she ended up liking by the end of her stream, he didn't affect her heartrate at all initially since she saw him as a platonic little brother due to his looks and personality but during his route, she started to fall for how nice and sweet he was, got her above a 100 many times as well.
Then comes the twist of his route where it's revealed he's a whore who has fucked many women and he has reverse groomed many girls before, this kind of ruined the character for her a little but he was still a nice dude in general so he remained the favorite albiet little-brother zoned for real. She did not bother giving Fennel a try

Her final ratings at the end of the stream for the characters were as follows
Sage 7/10 pre-incest, 5.5/10 post-incest
Laurier 3/10
Fennel 4.5/10
Dill 8/10 pre-plot twist 7/10 post plot-twist

What we can deduce from this playthrough and the ratings coupled with her heartrate at various points is that her turn offs are Incest, Shotacon and Casanovas. What she likes is someone who is a sweet person who can spoil her and tease her on command and isn't a super degenerate.
Now consider how there are many other Yumejoshis like Bae out there with their own respective set of preferences and kinks. To give some some examples on this, some Yumes are into pet play, the kind where the dude locks them in a cage and you probably know where I'm going with this
There's this dude called Toma from this Otome game called Amnesia with many Yume fans, here is his profile https://amnesia-anime.fandom.com/wiki/Toma

I'm sorry for the massive wall of text, excuse the tism'
Now to answer your other questions, about children, yes Bae is very fond of children in general and the death of a child in a videogame drove her to ugly bawling. She was super mad at the mom too
https://youtu.be/xhpFGxEzm8Q?t=6837

As for how whores are a turnoff, I provided Dill as an example but as another anon said, there's the Ryuji clip as well which might be an even better example which I forgot about https://youtu.be/giG-wOkqsek?t=4853

TLDR: Yume culture is weird and every yume has her own preferences/kinks, they are stinky girls who are dreamers who self insert into fiction and are super into shoujo manga/anime and otome games
Here's a bonus clip of Bae being an ultra shoujo autist and going on a massive 20+ minute rant about some obscure manga she read last night
https://streamable.com/tcv0nw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 00:02:56 2023 No.52770232 >>52769541 I don't understand this at all but Bae is pretty cute when she gets into it. I want to indulge her fantasies for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 00:06:15 2023 No.52770446 >>52769541 B-based

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 00:40:32 2023 No.52772558

>>52769541
So she's pretty much the anti Vshojo. She reminds me a lot of Pekora who also hates degeneracy and has a soft spot for kids. Shame they don't speak more as iirc they also both do bouldering and I think Bae could help Pekora overcome her hikikomori ways.

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:00:01 2023 No.52773790

>>52709648
>Bae is a western kid now
Fuck off. She still has that Asian responsibility mentality. She took literal business level Japanese just to hone her Japanese language skill. That kind of dedication only found in Asian kids.
You think Asian kids will lower their quality of life to your level? Fuck you. Go get a good job and become useful member of society.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:02:00 2023 No.52773932 >>52717431 But you can still find a woman that similar to Bae.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:06:07 2023 No.52774318 >>52769541 Can you do one of these posts for IRyS's playthrough

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:25:31 2023 No.52776134 >>52712330 How did they roast you? What did they say? "Oh you poor bastard, dastardly born from the lowlives, knowest not thou of thine inferiority?" "Lo, but look, look how he eats! How he drinks! No manners, no manners, he's a monkey."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:27:57 2023 No.52776392 >>52716893 LOL >>52747308 >indian skin whitening products LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:30:29 2023 No.52776663 >>52744811 You mean why they're calling her that? Because she looks like ABG or Asian Baby Girl, a literal prostitute from Asia: skimpy clothes, tattooes, parties and raves, etc. >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:37:05 2023 No.52777251 >>52773932 You do know why cute, beautiful, nice anime girls become popular, right? Because they're rather special. If they were absolute average and could find one anywhere, nobody would watch them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:39:16 2023 No.52777455 >>52764101 She's not like the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:46:56 2023 No.52778251 >>52769541 >Then comes the twist of his route where it's revealed he's a whore who has fucked many women and he has reverse groomed many girls before What a chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:54:28 2023 No.52778969 >>52769541 I need to make this rat my wife, she's so cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:58:19 2023 No.52779336 >>52777251 >Implying finding a loyal rational Asian wife that's not affected by third wave feminism is a bad thing NGMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 01:59:13 2023 No.52779421 >>52769541 You make yumes sound cuter than they are, remember, not all all yumes are like Bae. I've seen some fucked up ones

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:02:36 2023 No.52779758

>>52776134
Nah, I'd actually find it pretty lit if they told me off like that.
Instead, they told me things that were a bit more crass. Stuff like "My daughter doesn't have a future with you," "You're nothing but a family of losers," or, "Keep to your own kind."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:53:12 2023 No.52784374 >>52769541 Actually read all that. Based Bae and I second this >>52774318 or for something IRyS related

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 03:17:48 2023 No.52786190 >>52769541 Just say she likes himbo Prince Charming and be done with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 03:24:37 2023 No.52786679 >>52707374 You need to impregnate her, by force if needed. Her father won't force abortion and you'll be accepted with a small gift

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 03:32:08 2023 No.52787135 >>52707374 Simple, just be her father and you get all the rat pussy you want. You even get to make your own grandchildren!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:03:10 2023 No.52788885 >>52769541 Yume>Fujo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:36:43 2023 No.52790700 >>52774318 >>52784374 Alright but I'll have to rewatch her stream since it's not fresh on my mind unlike Bae

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:48:40 2023 No.52791269 >>52769541 I'd like to add that this is also Bae's flirting style both as Hayko and herself in the valentines ASMR streams, so this seems very plausible

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:54:26 2023 No.52791531

>>52713363
Can confirm and also debunk
My family has Acne problem, as my mother STILL at 40 get pimples
I use one of those Sandy creams, it basicly sand papaer your face, worked pretty well.
Now i only get 1 or 2 beause i like sweets too much or my hair get infected
Only remain some scaring in my Back from when i had lots

Now my BROTHER is another thing entirely.
He even go to the deramtologist, CANT TAKE ANYTHING, his bioquemistry just dost allow it withouth heavy side effects
have to take several medicines for months to level his blood to even begin trating
then get a infected hair in the base of the spine, get surgery, remove A lot
luckily wasnt close to the nerves, but his ass crack grow 15 cm XD
Help him shower during recovery, was like 5 motnhs, he is fine now, and has a neet scar
All that for an infection of a hair becuase he coudnt get acne treatment
Life is wild

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:55:06 2023 No.52791562 the same way a man attracts literally any woman be attractive be fit have money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:55:51 2023 No.52791601 >>52713228 This is so funny HOLy shiT XD there is more of this in the only member material? if so gotta sub as soon as money drops

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:06:20 2023 No.52792028 >>52791601 Yes, all her members posts are like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:14:07 2023 No.52792366 >>52707374 1) Be attractive. 2) Be financially successful. 3) Have charisma 4) Share common interests with her 5) Meet her organically while being unaware of her being a vtuber. Since #5 is already impossible for you, you have no chance. Give up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:16:48 2023 No.52792480 >>52792366 omw getting to Australia and becoming an amnesiac

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:33:38 2023 No.52793151 >>52792366 >5) Meet her organically while being unaware of her being a vtuber. you fail to comprehend my ability to hide my power level in any situation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:38:06 2023 No.52793331 >>52721795 It can go either way. TCM has things that make a fair amount of sense, and things that are retarded. When it comes to drinking herbs instead of snorting kangaroo penis, it's nothing bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 05:44:23 2023 No.52793601 >>52769541 wtf I love bae now after reading this novel, keep up the good work you little brat fella

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:34:15 2023 No.52795548 >>52715617 Wouldn't want her to be a crypto-commie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:40:59 2023 No.52795824 >>52792366 I will wander around Australia until I meet her organically

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:49:35 2023 No.52796108 >>52715874 thats probably accurate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:54:29 2023 No.52796269 >>52726458 Duh, cripple one yourself/pay someone to do it for you, preferably someone you're rarely, if ever in contact with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:56:44 2023 No.52796345 >>52768056 its cute and shes having fun let her live

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:09:56 2023 No.52796745 >>52769541 I'm slowly falling in love. I thought I was a 100% true Sapling, but now I'm doubting myself. This cute little Australian rat is making me question everything. Send help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:49:52 2023 No.52797882 >>52792366 A guy like that is capable of marrying most of JP. Why the hell he would pick an aussie over glory nipponese?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 08:39:13 2023 No.52799397 >>52797882 Look man as much as I'd crush my cock with a rock to lick marine's pits the rat is prime marriage material

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 08:55:44 2023 No.52799897 >>52795824 Just find houses with shed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 09:05:14 2023 No.52800167 >>52797882 Westerners suck more on average, but there are good girls here and whores in Japan too. Bae would make an amazing wife.

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 09:53:19 2023 No.52801460

>>52797882
>Why the hell he would pick an aussie over glory nipponese?
Probably the lack of Japanese. Also cultural differences are a thing, and as much as I like Suisei I only like her BECAUSE she's a weird cultural outlier who would likely be autistically blunt about things instead of passive aggressively saying nothing to avoid rocking the boat. Japanese relationships are so dysfunctional cheating is rampant, as are loveless marriages. They just don't divorce due to stigma, so Japanese relationships seem like pure misery and we can't just blame the men for that, it's their culture.
Westerners are easier to understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 10:29:59 2023 No.52802437 >>52769541 Cute silly yumejoshi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 10:36:45 2023 No.52802622 >>52773790 projection much?

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 10:45:33 2023 No.52802845

>>52773790
>dedication only found in Asian kids
Yeah, that explains why some JPs are either lazy or complete slobs.
Face it, you're just a racist idiot who can't cope with the fact that Bae, your oshi, isn't the trad Asian wife you want. Not like it matters, it's not like you'll ever meet her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:31:23 2023 No.52804291 >>52802845 lol I'm not even white you moron

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:33:27 2023 No.52804368 >>52804291 >Gets called out >I'm not white Now you're exposing yourself for being autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:08:25 2023 No.52805504 >>52769541 >>52713228 Was Bae always this cute?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:12:00 2023 No.52805626 >>52714605 newfagchama...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:14:11 2023 No.52805702 >>52802845 >Face it, you're just a racist idiot get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:41:00 2023 No.52806575 >>52804368 >Calling me autistic Do you have another insult to throw my way? Because you sounds like you speaking from experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:00:30 2023 No.52807171 >>52792366 Of all the chubbas Bae would probably be the easiest one to meet and fake not knowing her Vtuber Persona.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:29:13 2023 No.52808165 >>52707374 >Bae wife? no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:47:19 2023 No.52808785 >>52792366 Or you can be one of the lucky ones who know Bae before she became a vtuber and helped encourage her to chase her dream and become one. That also works to meet the #5 criteria.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:14:47 2023 No.52809648 >>52808785 Alright how do I do that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:27:41 2023 No.52810055 >>52802845 When you have parents or a society with huge expectations, there's realistically two results on the extreme sides of the spectrum. Success that leads to cultivating a good work ethic, or crumbling under pressure into extreme NEETdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 15:19:14 2023 No.52811837 >>52769541 Just finished watching her Strobe Edge break down and holy shit what a fucking rant, that felt good. I wouldn't mind if she does more streams where she exclusively just rants about her recently read shoujo manga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 15:44:48 2023 No.52812854 >>52811837 She's got something like it planned for some steamy romance novel that she read during her Japan trip, not exactly shoujo content but I'm sure it'll be fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:02:42 2023 No.52813561 >>52769541 What do you think the inside of Bae's yumejo shed smells like after one of her otome gaming sessions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:16:04 2023 No.52814094 >>52813561 Salty rrat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:17:29 2023 No.52814150 >>52710292 Considering everything we know about her dad it's not an assumption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:41:54 2023 No.52815263 >>52805504 Yes >>52811837 She plans on doing members only monthly book club streams in the future where she just rants about her recently read romance manga/novels for the entire stream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:46:04 2023 No.52815429 >>52708624 Off a vehicle or off a rim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:46:45 2023 No.52818051 >>52806575 You're the one who brings up being white when it wasn't part of the discussion. You can't even tell when you can't follow the discussion? Yup, you're autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 17:48:21 2023 No.52818125 >>52805702 You do realize you're supposed to be 18 to post here? Get to your summer reading, kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:44:50 2023 No.52820567 >>52710462 Go into Yumejo spaces and lurk until you learn, lots of them are already Aussies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:55:11 2023 No.52821003 >>52820567 But how many of them are also idols and rats?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:09:23 2023 No.52821594 Be hot and not a creep. This will land you 99% of girls by the way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:52:22 2023 No.52823557 >>52818051 lol, the guy called me racist because he think I'm a white guy with yellow fever. Do you even read the discussion chain or you're too fucking brain dead? Even autistic people have better reading comprehension than you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:55:25 2023 No.52823725 File: 132 KB, 680x899, 1f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52821594 Romcom formula: If you're hot, it's okay to be a creep. If you're ugly, even a normal action will be considered creepy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:58:41 2023 No.52823872 >>52823725 That's true for girls too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:53:19 2023 No.52826731 >>52813561 It would smell like strawberry milk and girl cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:54:40 2023 No.52826806 >>52808165 no...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:05:37 2023 No.52832193 >>52823872 But men don't call HR when a fat lady greet them

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