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You wash up on a deserted island, /vt/. Other than the clothes on your back, you have only three small survival items that can fit in your pockets. Joining you is one vtuber of your choice. What are your three items and who's the chuuba that's stranded with you?
Choose wisely. Sex is great but wouldn't you rather have someone that would contribute to your survival?

>> No.52378213

>>52378147
Mori so she can kill me already instead of dying of hunger

>> No.52378647

>>52378213
Nigga any chuuba can kill you. Just ask them to smash you on the dome with a coconut until the screaming stops.

>> No.52378785

>>52378147
ill bring an immortal chuuba so that i can socialize, sex, and cannibalize them to beat starvation. add in a hatchet, plastic bottle and comfy pilllow just for convenience. plus if they can regenerate indefinitely i can probably fashion a lot of things out of their flesh and bones, ensuring my survival through craftsmenship. ive got this bros

>> No.52378786

If I was there with Fauna I wouldn't have to worry about my survival, I think - we could just live peacefully in nature. For the items I'd pick a beautiful wristband, a cowkini and my glasses.

>> No.52378909

>>52378147
rushia, so she can litterally revive me every time i die

>> No.52379408

>>52378785 (me)
realized that blood is 60-80% water so i can stay hydrated through my chuuba as well. that's assuming doing that wont give me a disease like hepatitis but i imagine regenerating means their new body will be sterile of diseases so ill be fine. if i had to make a choice which chuuba to bring with me, itll preferably be shondo because shes pretty cute and can probably offer some positive reassurance vital for my well being. its the perfect plan

>> No.52380166

>>52378647
Mori can make it painless

>> No.52380795

>>52378147
Aren't there many that could just help you leave?
Chole should be able to swim at least 25MPH
Coco, IRyS, and Mumei(Harpy) should be able to fly. Sana could make herself into a giant bridge.

>> No.52381275

>>52378147
My oshi that will remain nameless.
Knife, flint and steel (one item) and something for filtering water like a metal pan or life straw

>> No.52382374

>>52378147
i want my 3 survival items to be guns and bullets to shoot OP with, i want Botan to join me so we don't miss.

>> No.52382828

>>52378147
A lighter, a knife and a water purifier.
For the vtuber I'd want someone who has experience camping and living in the wilderness. So I'd pick Vesper.

>> No.52383015

>>52380795
IRyS might be able to fly, but no way are her noodle arms carrying you anywhere. Send her for help, maybe?

>> No.52383222

IRyS is my oshi, so no way am I choosing to put her through this ordeal. Since it's an island smart money is on Chloe and all three survival items being snacks for her. Being an orca we'll get to safety in no time.

>> No.52383242

>>52378147
Marine. She’s been stranded on deserted islands before and knows how to survive. She also makes for a good fuck doll. As for the three items, well, I guess maybe I would bring my steam deck which includes charger. Unlimited supply of vintage cheese. And pencils and paper.

>> No.52383286

>>52378147
Kiara for food

>> No.52383441
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52383441

>>52383015
I'll take my chances with Harpy Mumei.

>> No.52383636

>>52378147
An industrial size spool of bungie rope, a decent sized hunting knife, and a tent, together with Fauna.
Fauna because she's like me and has watched way too much Youtube about random topics, some being useful in a survival scenario. Between the two of us we could solve most problems that come up I think. And even if we can't, the daily sex will be great until we die of starvation, exposure or infection.

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52384182

>>52378147
Cowboy already did this one (373977).

I take Hoshou Marine, a lighter, a metal cup and a satellite phone I keep hidden and off.
We eat the aphrodisiac fruit, I use the lighter and cup to create drinking water out of sea water. If/when our health deteriorates too far I use the phone to call for help. In the mean time we fuck continuously.

>> No.52384534

>>52378147
I'd take a Swiss army knife, flint and steel or a lighter, and something to filter water with. Bring Miko so I can smash her face in with a rock.

>> No.52384741

Idk i dont watch male vtubers and women are all uselessin this situation. I choose Choco, Mel and Okayu. For sex.

>> No.52384901

>>52383636
Also, when thirsty you can milk her.

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