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Previous bizarro thread >>52200346

>> No.52314206
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>>52314176
For the first 10 post you may only post hags on beds!

>> No.52314598

Mio's sweaty, black and big bush...

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Being lovey dovey with Miosha!

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>>52314206
can't even post "hi" at the beginning nowadays baka

>> No.52315482
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>>52314206
My comfy, chichai wife

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>>52315272
hi

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>>52315536
haram

>> No.52315994

Our roster submission process is changing for this league because poal.me doesn't take votes when too many people vote quickly.
The first step is to fill out the form with all the hags you think should be on the team.
After that, we'll have a poll to select the TOP23
https://forms.gle/Q5WNFWjP2d3j1gDt8

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>>52315482
>chichai
Is she really though...?

>> No.52316579
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Friend looks weird...

>> No.52316676

Mio's sweaty, hairy ass smothering my face depriving me of oxygen.

>> No.52316801
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>not even a minute in
>almost choked herself
>proceeds to laugh
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1673957032255459328
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1673965870685757440
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1673994892044046336
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1674021734050299904
To the anon that I told that there's no way she's anxious with relationships... You might have been onto something. Still I refuse to believe she hasn't had the opportunity, she's too cute.

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Grope hags

>> No.52317731

Mio: 72 hour long rimjob
Botan: receive analingus with repeated handjobs
Lui: 2 week long rimjob, slow loving anal sex
Koyori: anus kissing for two hours followed by rampant anal sex

>> No.52317974
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>>52317469
>does it right back
RuiKuro Tee Tee!

>> No.52318871

>>52317974
I want to get gang groped by hags

>> No.52319655
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Sex

>> No.52320192

>>52318871
Disgusting. Where's your loyalty anon?
t. has 2 hagshis

>> No.52320409
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>>52320192
If PD;PT has taught me something is that Mio likes to share
https://files.catbox.moe/yqbmeo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/73egx7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixap.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ve43lp.jfif
https://files.catbox.moe/ypo4k4.jfif
https://files.catbox.moe/qbtizs.png

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>>52320409
I would never have sex with 2 hags at once but I do have more than one hagshi admittedly

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>>52320587
>I do have more than one hagshi admittedly
I used to have just one. Then the fucking fennec broke into my life like an armored truck breaking through cement barricades

>> No.52322216 [SPOILER] 
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>>52321804
it tends to go that way

>> No.52322534
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>>52322216
I regret nothing. This fennec deserves so many hugs

>> No.52323688

>>52319655
Sounds like you could get severe burns from dragon sex

>> No.52324680
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You like elves right?

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>>52324680
Some of us do. Yeah... Not me

>> No.52324820
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>>52324680
Neko elves? with fat chocolate assets? yes I do.

>> No.52324983

>>52324680
I'd like to lick their ears

>> No.52325101

>>52324820
I miss my cute coffee elf...

>> No.52326600
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The /here/tuber from last thread in case anyone missed it.
twitch.tv/catsreturn

>> No.52326679

>>52326600
Sorry hagbro. Not making a twitch account. Wish her to succeed though!

>> No.52326839

>>52326600
That LGBTzionist icon is a really big red flag, though it's still early to say anything. I'm waiting for her to stream more games and see what's her vidya taste like

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>>52324820
That is one fat elf ass. I'm getting hard just thinking of how much it'd jiggle and ripple with a good smack.

>> No.52327115

>>52324813
Hate sex is great anon, you should try it.

>> No.52327445

>>52326839
Damn, I'm good then. Maybe I should get back to my twitch reps since I'm probably one of the only anons who could be bothered to go on there

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>>52327115
As long as it ends in a realization of true love behind the malice and disdain

>> No.52327561

>>52327508
>it ends in a realization of true love
There's no way I'm falling for Flare. No way in Hell

>> No.52327733

>>52327561
Keep that up and I'll start putting things up on a high shelf

>> No.52327753

>>52326839
What do jews have to do with faggots?

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>>52327753
I don't want to go to /pol/ territory but besides creating the LGBT movement, the flag itself was first used in an international jewish political group.
But enought about that, look at this Witch

>> No.52327917

>>52327733
She's just boring to me. Why choose her when there are so many better hags in this world?

>> No.52328181

>>52324680
I love them and would even fuck my hag if she reincarnated as an elf.

>> No.52328428

>>52327753
>he doesn't know

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>> No.52331069

>>52330121
cute pouty hag

>> No.52331147

>>52330121
bully hags with lots of love

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https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southern belle hag's playing this neat snes platformer

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>> No.52333028

>>52327814
This cute witch has put a spell on me

>> No.52333458

>>52327814
Sounds like one of those nutjob conspiracy theories.

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>>52333458
I remember when certain people used to say that "Smoking causing Cancer" was just a conspiracy theory.

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>>52333458
Nah it's real. When you follow it back with some pretty simple research, almost every single essential figure in LGBT history is Jewish. Enough of the /pol/ talk though, I want to see some cute older women

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>>52333578
What's the most sexy Lui's picture?

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Quick! Name every single Hololive hag without googling!

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>>52333458
This is so bright I need my sunglasses

>> No.52334062
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>>52323688
It'd be 1000% worth it.

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>>52333822
Korone, Lui, Mel, Mio, Fubuki, Polka, Botan, Marine, Flare, Sora, AZKi, Aki, Watame, Koyori, Luna (technically), Coco (technically), Rushia (technically), Sana (RIP). I'm pretty sure that's all of them off the top of my head.
>>52334044
That image is a nice reference to Botan's twitter debut.

>> No.52335157

>>52335126
>technically
Why?

>> No.52335306

>>52335157
NTA but he means as in they're the hag age but they don't behave like what a hag does.

>> No.52335358

>>52334062
Can't deny that. By the way, does that magma outfit come off or is it a part of her?

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>>52335358
I don't know if it's ever actually ben explained. I don't understand Japanese and nobody clips her. My headcanon is that's her dragon skin and she's actually just naked. Makes it way hotter to me.

>> No.52335959

>>52335126
Now all the Nijisanji ones

>> No.52336093

>>52335837
It'd be nice if she could remove different parts at will. Either way, good luck with the dragon sex.

>> No.52337076

>>52335959
That'd be a long list.

>> No.52337450

>>52337076
It’s actually shorter
Toko, Ange, Nara Haramaung, Takamiya Rion, Shizuka Rin, Ars, Dola, Fumi, Hyona Elatoria, Sister Claire, Millie (technically), Warabeda (RIP), Gundou (RIP), Lulu (RIP)
Most Nijis are zoomers

>> No.52337500

T-Minus 3 days till duck ripens
We’re entering the home stretch

>> No.52338197

>>52337450
>Most Nijis are zoomers
This explains a lot. Also, you forgot Pomu.

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>>52337450
>>52338197
And Nina.

>> No.52339678

>>52339610
(RIP)

>> No.52340964

>>52339678
Lize and Toko have already decided to leave Niji when their contracts run out. Ange will probably leave too, especially with Gundou being gone because of anti's driving her out

>> No.52341143

>>52340964
Well that's the rrat, but she's basically gone and at least hinted the following
>My hearing has gone to shit
>I don't want to be an idol and that's what Niji is pushing
>I've been around long enough, i can do this on my own
>I won't be apologizing on anyone's behalf
So is she pissed? Yea
Is it 100% anycolor black company's doing? Not entirely, but them being resistant to the "stop idol-fagging all of us" might be the icing on the shit-cake of "you gotta apologize about the tweet, even if it's tongue in cheek"

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>>52340964
It would really suck if the rrat about Toko leaving is true. She's pretty and has a great singing voice.

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>>52333803
This one in my opinion

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>>52333803

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>>52315994
Here's the schedule of /hag/ for this second semester of the year.

August 10-11 : Tag Team Cup
/hag/, /vrt/, /mogu/ & /doog/ will get together and form /vintage/ to play against other tag teams
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup

August 17-19 : /hag/'s gonna play two friendly matches, against /HoloX/ on the 17th and against /vrt/ on the 18th.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5_Friendlies

September 1-3, 8-10, 15-17 : /hag/ will participate in the 5th Edition of /vt/ league
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5

>> No.52342221
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I love this cute half elf like you wouldn't believe

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>> No.52344226

>>52341945
Exciting!

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>>52341945
I've never watched the /vt/ League before. How do they stream it? Does Youtube revoking Cytube's API access affect it at all?

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>> No.52345904

>>52319655
full image?

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>>52345220
>How do they stream it?
For /vt/ League they stream it on Youtube and insert the stream on Cytube
>Does Youtube revoking Cytube's API access affect it at all?
Can't really talk about how it works because I know close to nothing about Cytube (Despite making /hag/'s) but LoTB, FormulaHolo were streamed on YT and shared on Cytube without any problems. If there's one in the future I guess the organizer can stream it on Twitch and share it to the Cytube like it's done on /vg/ League

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>>52345220
>>52348143
You can check /hag/ full matches here
https://implying.fun/team/hag/
Or you can watch the hightlighs on this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@HughJanusJr

We've been participating since League 2

>> No.52348753

>>52348336
who's your hagshi caretaker-san

>> No.52348874
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>>52348753
Everyone of (You) who support the team!

>> No.52348990

>>52348874
i'm in season 3 of hagdom i'm basically a granny

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>>52348990
LONDON

>> No.52349051

>>52345904
https://files.catbox.moe/zv1226.jpg

>> No.52349976

>>52349051
Very nice, thanks.

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waiting for the day nora higuma makes mio doujin :<

>> No.52351300

>>52350418
Same but with Kawaisaw or Etuzan Jakusui

>> No.52352759

>>52320587
Same. And picrel is one

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>> No.52356869

I simply wish to tongue hag anus

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>> No.52358871

>>52340964
>Lize and Toko have already decided to leave Niji when their contracts run out. Ange will probably leave too
God please resurrect the sanbakas...

>> No.52359196

>>52338197
they are all zoomers to a point where its insane hell to a more extreme none of the guys are older then 25. pomu is the oldest nijien member

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>>52359196
Nina hasn't graduated yet.

>> No.52360030

>>52340964
where does this ratt even come from it doesnt make sense why would people who have been diving full in to being idols randomly leave

>> No.52361226

>>52360030
The rrat comes from a thread made a month back. Who knows how true it is.

>> No.52361884

my hagshi will be collabing with my oshi today. Tis will be a good day. That is all

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>> No.52362829

but...theyre old and saggy...their breasts are pointing downwards and their bellies are pudgy...i think they dont even shave and their pubes are thick and wild...

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>> No.52364929

Would you make your hag eat out of a pet bowel if it was consensual?

>> No.52367149
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>> No.52368275

Sex with ShishiWata

>> No.52368599
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>>52364929
Yes

>> No.52368635

>>52368275
Bisexual hagsandwich

>> No.52369273
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HoloHags tonite!
my wife, kurokami, returns with night security
https://youtu.be/dB3MemZf6AI
Shishiwata eating MRE's(?)
https://youtu.be/_tavQhPCOn4
Koyori suffering in Only Up!
https://youtu.be/vOWQ0-toJWk
ChocoLui cooking dinner for local troublesome woman, Wamy
https://youtu.be/1jtOr1TPiAo
Daisenpai singing holosongs
https://youtu.be/a-VVO8LDPuM
Shiraken party game
https://youtu.be/yypTkAktcIg
Marine tired stream
https://youtu.be/iIed6_7A5go
Aki Ark grind
https://youtu.be/CYcY8aNV6wU
Azki america geoguesser with Mori
https://youtu.be/CNskqpjixIU
and rounding off the night will be Lui with her midnight radio
https://youtu.be/qXPpuRwHJks
take it easy fellas, remember to love hags

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>>52369273
thanks as always

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>>52348143
>>52348336
So no real worry with the API thing. Cool. Where should I watch for announcements concerning the league?

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>temps in the 90s (mid 30s for you non burgers, I think)
>humidity ~70%

Goddamn its hot lately. I hate the summer. Stay cool out there, /hag/gots.

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>>52369668
fucking unbearable in here as well, only good thing about summer is going to the pool to see some swimsuit hags
t. Yuropoor

>> No.52370323

>>52364929
I'd do all sorts of petplay with her like taking her for walk with a collar and leash, doing tricks, belly rubs, peanut butter, etc.

>> No.52370429
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>>52369668
In a cold office all day, but I’ll be in my pool with my hag later on to escape the heat

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>>52370323
I know she’d love it.

>> No.52373329
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>> No.52378774 [DELETED] 
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We sex the married woman?

>> No.52378864
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>>52378774
you know it, brother

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>>52378864
Not a fan of NTR but I'll admit AZKi is very sexy in her asymetric dress. Also she has amazing eyes, which is 70% of what makes me fall in love with women

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>>52378975
See here's the trick, even if the woman behind her is married the character of AZKi isn't. She's exactly as single as you want her to be.

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>>52379140
That's a very nice loophole you got there hagbro. Unfortunately it never works for me... I can't even dream of my hagshi in character.

>> No.52379870

>>52316009
polka is queen size so hot

>> No.52379968

>>52335126
wasn't sola as highschooler when she dabbled on vtbuing...

>> No.52379987 [DELETED] 

>>52379140
I....didn't even know AZKi was married irl. I don't follow too deep into peoples personal lives

>> No.52380133
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It's hot out there today gentlemen. Post your hagshi trying to keep cool or hags in swimsuits

>> No.52380210

>>52379870
>has king size bed too, openly mocks anons on stream who had single twins
Size queen in all aspects

>> No.52380331
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>>52380133
Friend in slingshot swimsuit for maximum airflow against sun and minimal modesty
True hagchads let their hags go full nude if in a private space

>> No.52380422

>>52380133
Currently 95F in Tokyo where hags are with thunderstorms
So hot wet and humid all at once

>> No.52380523
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>>52380133
Stylish hag is stylish

>> No.52380525
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>>52380331
>private beach with your hag
>you and her spend the day swimming nude and clinging on to each other
If I had ambitions for wealth, this would be my endgame. On that note, she doesn't have to be showing everything to get my attention, elegant swimsuits like picrel are very stimulating to me

>> No.52380730

>>52380525
Same
I have a pool and live around woodland, the amount of hags I’ve gotten with and skinny dipped in it at night is alot
Nothing feels better than a cool summer night naked cuddling a woman in a body of water

>> No.52380820

>>52380525
>pic
JESAS sweet Mother of all that is Holy!

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>>52380730
I envy all these hagchads having success lately in these threads. Even my brother wound up with a 33 year old but she's likely just using him for a visa. That being said, the successes I see here motivate me to find a hag for myself and make her happy

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>>52381256
>likely just using him for a visa.
I would never understand this logic. Just because you're married now you're a citizen.
>the successes I see here motivate me to find a hag for myself
Good on ya hagbro! Keep that up and you'll for sure find someone! Hags love confidence

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>>52379518
same here - I can't bring myself to see her like that (even though I like AZKi a lot)

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>>52381541
Burger law at work unfortunately. I just worry for my brother. I'm glad he seems to have finally found a decent woman, but she's been in a rough place for years and is likely latching on to the small stability he can provide, and the certainty that marriage will give, and he does not see that. Even if her feelings for him now are legitimate, who is to say they will be the same when she is on solid ground? I hope this is not the case, but I can't help but feel like it is

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>>52369538
I usually post here all the news regarding /hag/. For Matchdays we usually have a thread one hour before the matchday starts

>> No.52383508

>>52382831
>I hope this is not the case, but I can't help but feel like it is
It's his life hagbro. If he's truly happy like this there's nothing you can do about it and most likely shouldn't do anything about it

>> No.52384442

>>52383426
Queen of my heart

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>>52385243
Hags shouldn't flaunt their tails like that if they don't want it to be nuzzled

>> No.52386651

>>52316009
How can she possibly sound so smug talking about a bed? I love it.

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>not even a minute into the stream
She was so nervous. Poor thing

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>>52385243
I love fluffy tails.

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>>52387011
I like joshu's tail more

>> No.52387278

>>52381256
since we're blogposting a bit, i think i found my own hag
friend of a friend of a friend met on vacation, hit it off while away but didn't commit yet
just found out she's 40, she looks very young but has all the attributes of the childless hag (comfy, kind, extremely attached to her pet)

give me strenght to reverse her menopause

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>>52387278
>40
>extremely attached to her pet
Hagbro. I don't know how to tell you. But I think it's too late

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>>52387278
forgot pic

>> No.52387468

>>52387102
That's a very fluffy tail.

>> No.52387656

>>52387468
Nobody beats Polka in mofumofu

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>>52387444
i will replace you, you fat fuck

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>>52387694
>a fatty is getting shouted down
>it's not Cheebs
Wha?

>> No.52387966

>>52387877
Who?!

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>>52387966
Where I come from, when a chubster's getting shit-talked it's this little blubber butt right here. >>52387877

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>>52388087
Unfortunately you're in the wrong neighbourhood then, buster.

>> No.52388292

>>52388087
I think you may have stumbled into the wrong thread.
I'm really liking IRyS' Going Up streams

>> No.52388367

>>52387278
Praying for your success hagbro

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>>52388292
Is IRyS not a hag? HiRyS sure seems to think so and this getup suggests she's been around since at least the 90s.

>> No.52388520

>>52388431
Nope

>> No.52389293

>>52388431
She's a cake anon

>> No.52389463

>>52387278
You got this, hagbro. Pump her full of kids until she begs you to stop and then pump her some more.

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>> No.52390567

>>52380133
if were being honest wouldnt a hag feel a bit self conscious being in a swimsuit around a bunch of young 20 year olds

>> No.52391257
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>>52388431
>she's been around since at least the 90s.
Every single time.
>someone wanders in
>asks "is X a hag? I thought she was around since the 90s"
God I feel old! We need ojisan love!

>> No.52391285

>>52390567
Make her feel beautiful then by keeping your eyes on her

>> No.52391349
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>>52387656

>> No.52391400

>>52391257
I've been around since the 70s. I just figured that since this is women and the internet we're talking about that anyone at the top end of their 20s probably counts. Ask a loli thread and they'll tell you 17 is where granny starts.

>> No.52391497

>>52391400
/uoh/ is retarded and I don't say this just as a way of >le /hag/ vs /uoh/ rivalry
If you check their OP they have chuubas that are't lolis, like Matsuri, even her avatar is based on a High school student. It's weird

>> No.52391549

>>52391400
>since the 70s
>born in '82
And I thought I was the eldest kek I retract my statement immediately

>> No.52391724

>>52391497
High schoolers can be lolis too. Have you never seen Lucky Star?

>> No.52391784

>tfw some /hag/gots are old enough to be the fathers of some of the young /hag/gots
>>52391724
The only loli in Lucky star is Yutaka!!!!
All the others are stinky lolibait! With Konata being the stinkiest! I've heard she doesn't bath!

>> No.52391868

>>52391784
This guy gets it.

>> No.52392137

I like to imagine /uoh/ and /hag/ as blanc and vert from neptunia

>> No.52392512

>>52391497
I was talking about loli threads on /b/. The super autists in those threads will insist the grandma line is double digits.

>>52391549
Pretty close, at least. 1978 here. I love busting out old man references like Colecovision and 2XL (the 8 track one) to flummox the zooms.

>> No.52392677

Damn, didn't realize they had internet in nursing homes these days.

>> No.52392707

>>52392137
There’s /uoh/ for lolis and /hag/ for 30+, what’s in the middle? /zoomer/? /cake/?

>> No.52392730

>>52392707
The whores general a.ka /lig/
kek

>> No.52393295
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>>52392512
What was childhood in the 80s like? I want to surprise my future hag gf and make her feel nostalgic

>> No.52393611

>>52393295
Spent a lot of time actually playing outside. My dad was fairly loaded so aside from the usual toys we had shit like ATVs and snowmobiles we could take all around the 100+ acres we lived on. When inside we had the aforementioned Colecovision till it was replaced with an NES not all that long after launch. We were also the first family I knew of to have a VCR. My dad loved cards and boardgames while mom was more into reading and hands of Gin (also the card game, not actual gin). So we did a lot of that, too. Ohh, also, I had a couple uncles who worked the railroads, so every year a bit before the 4th of July some boxes would fall off a train and we were set for recreational explosives for the year. You would not believe how many army men my buddies and I blew up. Anything else you need to know?

>> No.52393861

>>52393295
JP 80’s was different than US
there City Pop (or “New Music” as they called it then) was all the rage
It was the Bubble Era then and Japanese tech was on the rise
Akihabara was where you got electronics to build homebrew stuff and computers, no maid cafes or weeb stuff in sight
Here’s a kino video from a gaijin back then who married a hag and had kids
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hcdnFA0t0kk

>> No.52394139

>>52393611
How was school during those times? I graduated in 2016 and got out just as the crazy bullshit made itself known. Was it stereotypical like all the movies or was there more nuance?

>> No.52394258

>>52387278
Here’s a based JP hagchad’s blog detailing his thoughts and daily life marrying an older woman
https://ameblo.jp/yoko-cohay/entry-12260777225.html

>> No.52394295

>>52393861
I did do some research on that. Wrote a paper on the Lost Generation. Seemed like a great time to be Japanese in the 80s, but not the 90s

>> No.52394411
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Collared hag is finally playing alone L4D2

>> No.52394903

>>52394411
why is she so smug and proud?

>> No.52395026

>>52394903
Because you called her a good girl

>> No.52396041
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>>52395026
Then why aren't you petting her?

>> No.52396785

>>52394139
As a kid I was contractually obligated to hate school, but it kinda kicked ass. I'm actually facebook friends with my first grade teacher and we interact a lot. I was in a small town and one of four boys in my class. There were nine or ten girls. We did a lot of normal book learnin', but also a lot of hands on/outside stuff. My sixth grade teacher would back then have been thought of as a hippy, but she'd be downright reasonable by today's standards. It was from her that I gained a concern for the environment and my planet, but she didn't shove it down our throats like they would now. It was also because of her that I have one of my funniest school memories. We were watching a video about water purification and the subject of one shot was a man proudly holding up a crystal clear glass of water while in the background behind him there was a literal waterfall of shit flowing over a dam and into some kind of holding area. I cracked up over that. Ohh we also had some awesome snowbanks to play on most years during recess. King of the mountain was sick.

High school was probably similar, but that's about the time I became an antisocial loser so I did not enjoy it. I ruled K-6 and sucked wind 7-12.

>> No.52396839

>>52394411
>>52396041
Hello, DOOG

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>> No.52398712

>>52398588
NOO, she'd better still have a bush.

>> No.52399096

>>52398712
Just a tiny tuft, she’s not mature yet

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>>52399096

>> No.52399289
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*re-hags your button*

>> No.52399335

Average JP hagchad
https://youtube.com/shorts/xg1xD3-pTLI

>> No.52399416

>>52399289
*tits grow and sag in an instant, her pubes grow into a thick forest*

>> No.52399482
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>>52399335
"I prefer it moderately groomed"
"you're the worst"

>> No.52399648

>>52399335
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xdlj6WW1cIs

>> No.52399914

>>52399335
These 2 seems like fun guys to be around, would definetly go with them to a club and hunt hags

>> No.52400020

>>52399289
I want Botan to jerk me off like this with her soft hag feet so I can finish all over her face and chest

>> No.52400741
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>>52400020
what about sniffing her hag feet while she gives you a thighjob and finish on her tummy

>> No.52401157

>>52400741
A thinking man I see

>> No.52401878

>>52400741
I'm not into smell but I'll gladly kiss and lick her feet instead while receiving a thighjob from her

>> No.52402327

hag asmr
https://www.youtube.com/live/3-pMRIw4k2U?feature=share
(thoughts of making children are now running through my mind)

>> No.52402675

>>52402327
hag asmr can no longer be listened to casually the thought of kissing and embracing older women is magnified. Shit

>> No.52403025

>>52314176
WHY IT IS ALWAYS MIO
WHY HER
WHY SPECIFICALLY HER
AND ALWAYS MOSTLY HER

>> No.52403335
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>>52403025
BECAUSE WE FUCKING LOVE MIO AND SO SHOULD YOU, and if you don't then post your hagshi

>> No.52403562
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>>52403025
I mean, I always post other hags whenever I bake.

>> No.52403655
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>>52403025
MIO IS FAQING CUTE WOLF

>> No.52403692

>>52403655
GOD I WANT TO LICK THAT TUMMY

>> No.52404558
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>>52403025
Respect BIG GOD MIO

>> No.52405435

>>52403335
>>52403655
>>52404558
>>52405145
||pumping...||
I love Mama Mio...

>> No.52406519

when do the ENs become hags?

>> No.52406804

>>52406519
Ina is this month I think

>> No.52407597
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>>52406804
You're thinking of Subaru.
Ina is still a few months away.

>> No.52408140

>>52407597
someone said ina was a month after subaru but I'm not keeping track

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>> No.52409236

>>52406519
in terms of holohags, Ina is the only upcoming this year, the rest have multiple years ahead as cakes or don't meet standards

>> No.52409325

>>52409236
>>52406804
>>52407597
Thanks fellow haglovers, I'll support them until they age and then love them even more

>> No.52409356
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>>52408542
That is so much hotter on her than on Ina.

>> No.52409452
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>>52409356
>>52408542
how to fix annoying holos, replace them with a hag!

>> No.52409685
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>>52360030
>ratt
>rrat

Perhaps a ffox is that this hag joins Vshojo:

>> No.52409839

>>52409685
FoXXX

>> No.52409974
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52409974

Kissing hags

>> No.52409992
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>>52409839
>XXX

I'm sure there's plenty of Nina Rule 34...!:

>> No.52410022

>>52409452
>ayame
>annoying
there's only one bastard stupid enough to ever say some bullshit like this
KYS TAIGA

>> No.52410153
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>>52410022
Ayame is annoying, Mio is cute simple as that

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>ratt
>rrat
>ffox

...wwolf?:

>> No.52410302

>>52410215
ssniff

>> No.52410324
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>>52410153
Go to bed Taiga.

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>>52410215
not fox, not catto, not bomu? koyote?

>> No.52410328

>>52410215
SSEXX

>> No.52410413
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>>52410302
Image did not ssend

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>>52410327
Kkoyote

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>>52410022
>KYS TAIGA

I'd kiss this ttiger:

>> No.52411141

>>52410680
KKKoyori

>> No.52411280
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>>52410962
I’d bbreed this tiger

>> No.52411451

>>52410327
Coywolf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coywolf

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>>52399289
>rrat
>ratt
>ffox
>wwolf

Llion...!:

>> No.52412061
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>>52410962
>Age: 888

... I guess this makes Erika the ttiger a hag:

>> No.52412301

CLIO HAG

>> No.52413498
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>> No.52413766
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>>52413498
Ancient ladies wearing ancient clothes

>> No.52414799

>>52369755
Meanwhile, its been raining on and off.

T. SEAnig

>> No.52414935

>>52381541
Confidence...the one thing I have...

>> No.52415065

>>52387656
Whatever you do, dont ever replace those o's for a's. Ever.

>> No.52416187

>>52415065
M*fum*fu

>> No.52417095
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>> No.52417228
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>>52417095
Hag daughters

>> No.52417501

>>52417095
they sure always take after their mothers....

>> No.52418585

>>52417501
It's okay, our sons will take after me

>> No.52420840

>>52417501
Better that way, It's hard to have an oyakodon with sons

>> No.52421761

a lotta sheep on my twitter timeline, did something happen with watame?

>> No.52421793

>>52421761
She probably just RTd all that art

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>> No.52424942
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>> No.52426677

>>52423351
I dislike elves but I want to to further dilute the lineage this adorable half-breeds genes

>> No.52427903
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But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

>> No.52429468
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Bump

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Leashing my hag, patting her on the head, and calling her a good girl!

>> No.52431219

>>52416187
Ah yes, one name associated with Hololive's bigger yabs.

>> No.52432532

>>52415065
Only fandeads care about that

>> No.52433224
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Why don't people post pregnant hags anymore?

>> No.52433350

>>52433224
becuase of the schizo janny that hates them

>> No.52433387

>>52411280
I uh... I've got bad news mate...

>> No.52433874

>>52433350
just catbox them. theres no way someone would be retarded enough to moderate an external link when other threads are filled with hardcore porn via catbox

>> No.52435502

>>52433874
it's not the same... also i just don't have that many preg pics

>> No.52435618
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>>52433350
That sucks

>> No.52435750

>>52435618
anon...the advertisers...

>> No.52437168

>>52433224
the tranny janny fears pregnant woman because it reminds him he will never be a real one

>> No.52439105
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Safety bump

>> No.52439150

>>52439105
>>52433224
impregnate the wine aunt

>> No.52440370

>>52435618
>ywn massage Friend’s growing belly when she has pregnancy cramps

>> No.52440619

A pregnant woman is the moet beautiful thing in the world

>> No.52440683
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>>52411561
SEX BUTTON

>> No.52440840

screaming hags
https://youtu.be/AfGHlZQX_Po

>> No.52441298

>>52435618
Hag milk is very versatile. First, you can have hags take their milk-stained maternity nightgown off and suddenly become beautiful, or have hags wearing breast pumps flashing those bedroom eyes at you, or have hags being at her family’s party like, "They’re so full today, I need to pump!" That's just way too hot! Also, boys with pregnant hags! I really like when they just latch onto their hag’s tits like a baby and suck it all out, and it's amazing how it can look really comforting or just be pure sex. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and flavors of milk related food based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You can have lactation cookies, hag milk lattes, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of dishes at a buffet. I really want Luna to get pregnant and Marine to bear my children. We really need pregnant hags to become a thing in hololive and start selling their milk at HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Knock. Every Hag. Up?

>> No.52441391

In time all zoomers become hags, their pubes become thick forests, their tits lose their elasticity and sag, their nipples turn darker and their body becomes all plump and dumpy

>> No.52441493

I wonder, what's the femanon version of hag?

/daddy/? /oji/?

>> No.52441991

>>52441493
/fatherlessbehavior/

>> No.52442568

>>52441991
El-mao

>> No.52443488

>>52441493
/oji/ sounds better.

>> No.52444033

>>52443488
>tfw you’re /oji/ tier and all you want is a hag to relate your problems with and have nostaliga trips, but all you get are zoomies wanting a daddy

>> No.52444519

Hag ass?

>> No.52445504

>>52441493
/silverfoxes/

>> No.52445970

>>52445504
So /sf/?

>>52441991
Too long bro. /fb/ could be it.

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>>52445970

>> No.52447512
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>>52444519
Made for hotdogging

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hags supporting each other

>> No.52449906

Which hag would you most likely let top you in bed? For me is Polka

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>>52449906
https://files.catbox.moe/6cio54.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jsedb3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/osjo7c.jpg

>> No.52450210

>>52450074
>https://files.catbox.moe/6cio54.mp4
A classic!

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>>52449906
Nina Kosaka. She would be very much the Ara~ Ara~ gentle dommy mommy:

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>>52447512
As demonstrated by Botan here, hags are pure Sex in fuck-me heels:

>> No.52450767

>>52450698
>fuck-me heels
Aren't all heels fuck me heels?

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>>52449906
AkiRose. She'd be soft but ruthless.

>> No.52452172

Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Hag duck tomorrow
It’s only a day away

>> No.52453275
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>> No.52453312

>>52451150
"good boy"

>> No.52453864

>>52452172
Isn't her birthday on the second?

>> No.52453908

>>52453312
Wasn't "bad boys"?

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>>52453864
Tomorrow and the day after we have some (hopefully) hag kino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZ52VgS4tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUEl52XYlYw

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>>52453864
Time zones.

>>52453908
She has said both at one point or another.

>> No.52454069

>>52453864
Japan time is a day ahead

>> No.52454135

>>52454069
Is Japan a day ahead or are we living in the past?

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>>52449906

>> No.52454339

>>52454135
Why didn't they warn us about 9/11?

>> No.52454353

>>52454185
I probably know a lot more than her. It's just that there's something about her that makes me feel like if she asked I couldn't say no. Also I wanna pamper her

>> No.52454396

>>52454135
It’s 4am Jul 1 there

>> No.52454406

>>52454339
I wonder why they had some grudges with burgers... I wonder...

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>>52454339
Revenge for Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Tokyo. Burgers deserve to suffer for muh harbor.

>> No.52454844

>Subaru turning point
>cancer starts to show up
Now. I don't want to imply anything... BUT...

>> No.52454889
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>>52454544
Special Hag Unit
(+Towa)

>> No.52454938

>>52454844
The cancer has been here from way before Subaru turning... You know who I'm talking about, the samefagging faggot

>> No.52454966

>>52454889
Towa is a hag hunter so it's almost ok

>> No.52455097

>>52454938
I'll admit we had some characters ITT that I would gladly see in a ditch, but as long as is one at a time it's almost bareble, even funny sometimes

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>>52454135
>>52454339
>time zones
>being this retarded

>> No.52455381

>decide to quickly look through hag art before work
>greeted by hag pregnancy
how am I supposed to show up to work...will my boss understand?...

>> No.52455435

>>52455381
Jerk off in the car. Easy

>> No.52455510

>>52455435
i go to work on my bike...

>> No.52455553

>>52455510
Hop in someone else's car then

>> No.52455598

>>52455294
idk. i think those are supposed to be jokes. then again you do you

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>>52455435
thank you for the image of a hagbro cumming on his steering wheel to preggo hags while driving to work

>> No.52455768

>>52455680
Always happy to be helpful o7

>> No.52456202

>>52455294
>one of the oldest jokes in the book flying over your head

>> No.52456269

>>52454966
Towa will be a hag next year

>> No.52457252

>>52454048
You got any clips?

>> No.52457359

>>52456202
>'joke'=excuse
>still being this retarded

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>>52457408
>>52457408
>>52457408

>> No.52457946

>>52457252
https://youtu.be/O-u-ouWlK7k?t=267

>> No.52458145

>>52457946
I wasn't ready for that

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